He Thought There Was a Way Out - Honest Mistakes #2

Welcome back to me Honest Mistakes series. Always be upfront and own it when ya bugger up I reckon. MERCH: ozzymanshop.com send me ya videos: ozzyman.com/submit
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SAUCES:
1. Ring Toss (the.twin.life on Tiktok) tinyurl.com/bdhywwbc
2. Hardcore Parkour (‪@AMPISOUND‬ ) tinyurl.com/bdh42k8k
3. Baby Toss (Newsflare) tinyurl.com/5ds5u7u2
4. Skate n Smash (Jukin) tinyurl.com/46rhekz9
5. That's Salt (EllJChilds on Tiktok) tinyurl.com/wczntdzk
6. That's Soap (JackieGansky on Tiktok) tinyurl.com/2p9bkukk
7. Red Hot Whoops (Newsflare) tinyurl.com/2c46an9x
8. Alex Jones (‪@LawAndCrime‬ ) tinyurl.com/36ke54er
9. Lotto Win (mirelez_michelada_mix on Tiktok) tinyurl.com/bdd8adj8
10. Beardless (krystallynnkemery on tiktok) tinyurl.com/yb9hw4cj
Music via Audio Network

[@nikitab645]

Mad respect for the mate that jumped in after the ring, zero hesitation

[@unvergebeneid]

Also really dumb because there was no chance of him getting that ring back but tlnownthey have to save him, too.

[@DtoZ24]

true but there is also a 98% chance that this is staged.

[@pistonburner6448]

@@unvergebeneid I think I can see the ring box still floating for pretty long. But he jumped in with bad timing and placing, so with the current he had no chance. The other friend should've jumped in after him straight to the ring and grabbed it.

[@butterkeks661]

@@pistonburner6448 he had it in the end, you can see how it floats directly to him and how he shows it at the end

[@lucky889s9]

And he should throw the other mate and leave him in the middle of ocean. It was unintentional self inflicted accident, perfect alibi

[@davidfrank2824]

The person who thought they still had a beard or mustache I can relate to. For my first 30 years of life I wore glasses. After having laser eye surgery I could not tell you how many times I put my hands up to my face to adjust my glasses. It was real bad for the first 6 months and I even poked myself in the eye fixing imaginary glasses. Eventually I've learned I no longer had them on.

[@Snaily]

Every time I don't have my glasses on I go to adjust them because _I can't see, therefore my glasses must be on weird._ And then the number of times I've gone hunting for them only to realise 10 minutes later, as I adjust them to see better, how dumb I am.

[@Govanmauler]

LOL i thought it was just me !! I finger banged my eyeball 3 or 4 times before I got used to it

[@LindaC616]

I remember when I 1st got them in the 6th grade. I went running off the end of the dock and dove in the water forgetting that I had the mom

[@danielatherton1631]

Been a fair few years but when I'm clean shaven I get irritation from stroking a beard that isn't there. I cut off about 20 inches of hair 4 years ago and still wore a bobble on my wrist for about 6 months plus trying to lift my hair up in the shower to wash it. 2 years ago I got contacts and have a weirdly shaped left eye so when it goes off slightly I think my glasses have slipped and try to push them back. Habits.

[@mikeysrose]

This happens to me sometimes. Un/fortunately, I will never not wear glasses because my eyes are literally so bad that the potential consequences of laser surgery outweigh the benefits.

[@craigevans8912]

The salt and soap girl should hang out together, they’d get on great 👍🏼

[@LindaC616]

🤣🤣🤣

[@alukata9763]

still taking bets on whom lives longer.

[@R.Sole88109]

Can you imagine how stupid their kids will when they breed😆

[@searcherer]

I think it might be the same person 😅

[@craigevans8912]

@@searcherer she shall be known as the ‘Pica Girl’

[@svscared]

"Parenting is full of honest mistakes." Damn I felt that one 😛

[@khweziyoudontneedtoknow9043]

Parenting at it's best

[@simplyyellow6240]

You pull to late too? Omg...I thought I'm the only one.

[@Flusterbomb]

The clip of the lady absent mindedly rocking the baby's pram with her foot whilst holding the baby, then realising the baby isn't in the pram and and almost flinging the baby in panic before it dawns on her. Parenting in a nutshell for me.

[@_Makanko_]

It's because he knows it well himself. That expression will come back to haunt him many times over

[@Vik1919]

I'd say not using condom when you don't want to have kids is not an honest but a stupid mistake. Sure, many people think they can pull out in time and that's how a lot of accidental humans were born.

[@gabrielresound]

As a person who sports a beard and mustache, I can verify that the last video was 100% accurate.

[@lilorbielilorbie2496]

The Muffin Man And that's Exactly why I'm NEVER EVER shaving mine off. Not for anybody I don't care who they are. It's on there till I die.

[@graememckay9972]

his reaction was very camp

[@gabrielresound]

@@lilorbielilorbie2496 I made that mistake once. Seeing pictures of that phase triggers PTSD.

[@mordor-focker]

I've shaved mine off once or twice in the last ten years or so and that devastation he felt/showed when it wasn't their anymore is fucking real. Even the ice cream didn't take the edge off. It'll grow back brother stronger than before 💪🏻

[@TheWatchernator]

how do you know?

[@khweziyoudontneedtoknow9043]

the way man's speech went super sonic when saying "Oh no, no, no, no it's soap." That paired with the look of utter shock he gave her killed me.😂

[@CrossoXoHair]

but if she wasnt going to eat it, why was it being filmed....

[@Diinytro]

@@CrossoXoHair Whether or not she did it on purpose, that guy seemed genuinely surprised.

[@khweziyoudontneedtoknow9043]

@@CrossoXoHair that's the question

[@969kurt]

If it was an accident she took it really well

[@izabelamsztuka7297]

"Parenting is full of honest mistakes." - that's a wisdom only parent can say. Will remember that one!

[@notflanders4967]

or an offspring that has forgiven the parent

[@BigMustard2099]

The look on the guys face when he realized he forgot he shaved his mustache is only surpassed by the look on his face when he realized he was being recorded.

[@kanyebreast6072]

How many times did Ellie have to be told she was drinking salt lol

[@JeyPeyy]

More than 5, apparently

[@HellHunter00]

Ellie was in the zone. She couldn't hear shit till the salt hit the tongue.

[@chiemekaa]

When you're already drunk...

[@mrduuud]

I find that one hard to believe that she wouldn't have noticed straight away and spat it out

[@JollyRoger-no7ps]

I’d say Ellie already had too many shots before this to actually mistake salt for tequila!

[@birdflipper]

When I was in my early twenties my best friend asked if I would be the best man at his wedding. Of course I said yes, believing that my only responsibilities were to plan the bachelor party and hand over the ring during the wedding ceremony, which both went off without a hitch. Everyone was having a great time at the reception, dancing and what not, but all of a sudden the music stopped and I realized everyone was staring at me for some reason. I made a quick check of my tux and surroundings--zipper was up and there weren't any small baggies of cocaine or marijuana sticking out of any pockets. So through clenched teeth I discretely asked someone standing near me why everyone was either staring at me with mouths agape, shaking their head, snickering, or I can only assume whispering that I was the groom's best man and soon to be ex-best friend. The guy whispered "speech, you have to give a speech!" I wanted to turn and run out of there, which in hind sight would've been less embarrassing for everyone bc I just started saying whatever popped into my head, things that have no business being said at a wedding. Every attempt at humour about the bride and groom bombed terribly, and the whole thing was a total disaster. It felt like every single person had a camcorder (this was early 90's) but I've mercifully never seen the replay, but I'm sure my mutual friends have thrown watch parties just to watch me talk my way into destination fucked!

[@GerLeahy]

Well described. I can fell the cringe.

[@klausschaap1834]

Atleast you tried man 😅👍

[@boboiboy9350]

I hv been in this kind of situation but not wedding. Still fairly a ceremony with full of people inside hall. Got up the stage for receiving an award, asked about my feeling and started talking pretty emotional shits that I wished never came out of my mouth. After 10 years, the cringe is still fresh every time remembering them. Ahhh F here we go again 😌

[@greenderp]

how the fuck did you not know the best man gives a speech?

[@birdflipper]

@@greenderp You'd think someone would've mentioned it at rehearsal, but we only practiced the actual wedding. I suppose everyone assumes it's common knowledge but I sure proved them wrong.

[@briggyb]

If I remember right, the Red Hot Chili Peppers actually found out about the mom and daughter and reached out to them. It was all over TikTok. Very cute story.

[@markwilken2492]

I heard that too. My parents met them in Aus in the early nineties. Apparently the nicest blokes you’ll ever meet

[@Ant.3499]

@@markwilken2492 For a moment I was imagining your 90 year old parents meeting them lmao

[@markwilken2492]

@@Ant.3499 haha!

[@TheGeneral_LUFC]

Thought that was a boy. It was a girl?

[@randylahey7343]

I truly hate the sound of bag pipes but I would probably go see the Red Hot Chili Pipers

[@Backroad_Junkie]

Looks like the parkour guy didn't know they installed a window, lol. Is he still there? Can anyone go check please? 😁

[@thelawofsteve]

Haha he made it down safely. His name is Phil Doyle and he ended up just letting go and taking the fall without getting hurt. He is conditioned for it tho. I'd probably die.

[@tregoboing]

I went and checked, yeah he's still there. Started a family and a small business on that window sill.

[@OGuardadorDeRebanhos]

the hanging man, famous latte shop

[@AO1YinYang]

parkour guy is an Apple user, honest mistake, didn't know windows was installed.

[@evanray8413]

@@AO1YinYang Lmao

[@Hacksaw37]

My mate was shopping and remembered his daughter wanted some doc shoes or something, she was not impressed when her Doc Martens turned out to be Dr Scholl's orthopedic sandals.

[@upland77]

2:10 Your impression of how Alex Jones sounds when he talks is on point, well done 😂

[@qxqp]

I feel sorry for the lottery guy, it looked like he REALLY needed that money.

[@larssonk22]

yeah but why does the guy have a camera set up in his bedroom?

[@pistonburner6448]

@@larssonk22 Fetish s**t

[@RadicalEdward_115]

@@larssonk22 oh shit 🤣

[@ChineduOpara]

We're all here in solidarity with Lottery Guy

[@EikottXD]

Who doesn't really need money?

[@J.J.J.J.J.J.J]

That parkour grab of the window edge that's a bit rounded was epic. When I see movies like that it's normally CGI and seems impossible.

[@Backroad_Junkie]

Looks like a new window, doesn't it? Legend has it, he's still hanging there today. Lol...

[@RadDadisRad]

The window sticker says “stop jumping to my window”

[@imoviestudios96]

The clip is from one of parkours most famous edits and the cliffhanger wasn't answered for years. I just had to go back and rewatch it.

[@AntonAdelson]

Hehe, yeah, that was a decade long cliffhanger that one ,wasn't it? Now I don't know whether to spoil it to others or not since Philly D. had revealed the mystery just few years ago!

[@marcussmithereens-smithert5409]

@@AntonAdelson what's the video called?

[@DyegoSutilMendes]

Mad respect for the friend who threw the ring in the water.

[@nigeljoseph1722]

Probably did him a favor.

[@ryanferrier9964]

saved his buddy having to tell her the box was empty

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

The box was floating for several seconds.

[@haiwatigere6202]

​​@@ryanferrier9964 oh I see what you mean. It's possible whole thing was planned. I like your wicked thinking

[@ryanferrier9964]

@@haiwatigere6202 It's been a while so I'm glad you see it cause I forgot lmao

[@thelawofsteve]

Parkour guy is Phil Doyle. He ended up taking the drop and landing safely. It was about two stories and he trained extensively so please don't try that at home.

[@mickenoss]

I watched that video years ago and have never managed to find it since, thanks man I got it again. =)

[@jimbob277777]

Surely he would have done a few failed attempts first, I don't think there are many people who can nail a grab like that 100% of the time.

[@oliverhope417]

@@jimbob277777 well he is one of the few ;) absolute beast

[@iamphoenix6310]

Was the window meant to be open? Or was he meant to land on the ledge and jump back?

[@Mike-me3sp]

What was his actual intention when he made the jump?

[@LaPorteuseDeMort]

Holy shit, that proposal video reminds of another failed one. The dude had knotted the ring to a balloon and gave it to the girl he was planning to propose to. And when he go down on his knee, emotional as she was, she... let go of the balloon. Next things you knew, the poor guy was frantically trying to catch the ballon before it flew away. He wasn't successful.

[@kittys179]

That one is so bad as well! Thanks for reminding me of it! Remember the one where the couple are on a rock in the middle of a busy river and they dropped the ring? Oooofffff Got to love honest mistakes though

[@-0rbital-]

Why would you do that?

[@HellHunter00]

There's the Darwin awards where stupid people pay the toll with their lives. There must be another award where stupid people pay the toll with their possessions, right?

[@kittys179]

@@HellHunter00 I'd call that the Kardashian award

[@bobitboo2792]

But imagine how happy someone was to find a no longer airborne ballon a week later 🎈💍

[@TheNashFactor1994]

My mum made a very similar mistake when she bought a Chili Pipers live DVD for my brother-in-law, not realizing until after he opened it on Christmas Day 😂

[@napoliansolo7865]

It was probably on sale.

[@williambennett9764]

That combines two of these mistakes! "Parenting is [also] full of honest mistakes."

[@brianbelchior7329]

This is the best one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWeQiZivg7J2gNk a dad tells his dad that his grandson wants Minecraft for Christmas... the grandfather gets his a book of Mein Kampf instead.

[@Backroad_Junkie]

Maybe the ring box was empty. "You know, if I throw an empty box overboard, Johnny's gonna jump in after it, yes?" Do it, mate!

[@imissmybed3469]

“Now he has to live on that window ledge forevaa” The way I cackled at that boy stuck on that wall.

[@skylined5534]

And that's how 'spoderman' came to be.

[@rastiga9196]

It wasn't that far down really, he might break a leg or two if he lands right but no biggy.

[@skylined5534]

@@rastiga9196 a couple of broken legs? Oh yeah because that's a daily occurrence for everyone...

[@rastiga9196]

@@skylined5534 Well as one does, of course, I've jumped from fifteen feet and escaped injury. This looks about 20 feet. I also have jumped over an 8-foot fence and broke my tibia. Just matters how you land.

[@TobiasRieper047]

The look of defeat when the dude realizes he shaved. You can tell exactly when he realizes his beard is gone.

[@SIPEROTH]

There can be only one. 🔪

[@EvilNecroid]

i bet his wife made him do it

[@pistonburner6448]

@@EvilNecroid His wife did the same mistake later that night...she shaved too.

[@TobiasRieper047]

@@pistonburner6448 Lmfao, dead. 😆

[@Backroad_Junkie]

@@pistonburner6448 What, "I'll shave is you shave, that way it won't tickle" sort of thing? Lol...

[@Imlaor25]

I laughed hard at the girl eating a soap sample, because I did exactly the same thing once. Don’t hand out candy looking things if you don’t want people to eat them!

[@NiPeMiRecenziiFilme]

Dont put things in your mouth without analyzing them first.

[@randomrangoon5476]

So you're just going around putting things in your mouth that look like candy lol

[@stevieray2843]

In front of a soap shop too 🤨

[@zapdosxy1781]

@@NiPeMiRecenziiFilme bruh soap can smell sweet as candy

[@j.s.2281]

I don't think he handed it to her lol

[@samc9516]

Phew I think the skate didn't damage the lens itself luckily! Ellie must have been super smashed to firstly not notice the salt herself but secondly to not notice the at least four warnings before she chugged it. The person filming the beardless man knows he does this every time and that's why they filmed it, and his semi eye roll proves it haha

[@continuumsanctum869]

At the farmers market there was a herbs stand with lots of mustard variation samples. My GF grabs a few spoons and samples while the owner was talking to another customer. GF is happy go lucky until I noticed she took the sample spoons from the "used spoon" container 😱🙀 (Pre Covid, but still SUS) Owner and me laughed our butts off. GF was a good sport and cool (nurses are different animals)... Still, no kissing nor "spooning" for a week 🤧😷💔 *_I'm a germophobe and hypochondriac_* 🦠🧟

[@edroberts841]

There is a big difference between a mistake & something as incredibly stupid as tossing an engagement ring to someone while on a boat

[@TheGeneral_LUFC]

Especially when ur male friend throws like a girl

[@chadsem]

That was fake and staged.

[@bigredc222]

@@chadsem You would hope so, it was pretty lame.

[@zimmerartur]

Red Hot Chili Pipers are no mistake, saw them in Wacken! They freaking rock! \m/

[@marksullivan6319]

The ring thrower did seem like he didn't want that wedding to happen lol.

[@scientia_potentia_est]

No matter how shitty my day's going Ozzy man always finds a way to bring a smile to my face and then a few good laughs for good measure. You're a force of nature mate!

[@jeffingram8279]

@1:10 if you think the shot glass full of salt is a shot of Tequila you really didn’t need that shot anyway.

[@chriskeentechnician]

Yes! The ‘forgot I had no beard’ situation is real! 🤪 Been there done that haha

[@CastlesForEyes]

Some real tragic stuff there... for us all to laugh at. Good video OzzyMan, cheers for the laughs.

[@ComicalRealm]

If you want to know who your real friends are, throw your wedding ring in the ocean and let them retrieve it

[@nahomthegeek4014]

And wear it yourself. Only Tru homies marry each other

[@gyroscope915]

True friend that fella

[@Chrisbobo7]

It's obviously fake and made for tiktok views

[@TonyRule]

Friends don't let friends marry.

[@sethgilbertson2474]

I totally did the throw-the-baby-in-the-snow thing with the same result! 🤣

[@DerStreifenralf]

I found a tiny piece of soap on my pillow in a hotel once... thought it was candy.... Very relatable honest mistake.

[@singenstattatmen5096]

Truly a mixed bag of friends, one who idiotically and thoughtlessly chucks your engagement ring in the ocean, and one who - wearing jeans! - will jump after it with no hesitation. I know which one I'd keep.^^

[@busylawbee]

It was a prank by the guy who threw it. The box was empty and the guy who jumped in unfortunately wasn't in on it.

[@lekolega]

2:57 props for keyframing that like button, that took a lot longer than you'd think and you can barely see it haha

[@j.s.2281]

The friend jumped in even when they guy proposing didn't. He didn't even jump for the ring when it was clearly thrown too high. Lol

[@HellHunter00]

I'm starting to suspect the box was empty and an elaborate prank to get the _hero_ of the group into the soup. Well, at least I hope so or it was a total shitshow from the throw to the reaction, except the hero. 😂😂

[@gmonroy852]

The Chilli Pipers is legit an honest mistake I know I would've made

[@PCLHH]

You know you had too much when you down the salt instead.

[@skylined5534]

And she also went on to snort wasabi.

[@oobaka1967]

Got a feeling she didn't have a whole lot going on upstairs to begin with

[@Backroad_Junkie]

Friend of mine (well, ex-friend, lol) got stinking drunk one night, so we started giving him shots of water. No problem. Salt, water, lime... And got more drunk, lol...

[@LindaC616]

I was a conference in Ireland. One person had confessed at the wine and cheese reception that she wasn't a drinker. Someone said something, and she slammed her glass of wine like it was a shot. When a smaller group went to hear live music in a bar later, we had to cancel the evening, because she had had 1 or 2 more drinks before the band showed up,and then she tried to drink a candle. It was lit. She was fine , just had to spend a lot of time getting the wax off her coat and her lips, but we all knew it was time to go, because we wouldn't be able to stop her drinking. She ruined thr f'ing night for everybody. We made sure that the next night, at the end of the farewell dinner which she did not go to, because she had not paid for it, we weren't where she could find us and and follow us if we wanted to go out.

[@DJB10T1C]

@@oobaka1967 she def semi concious xD

[@fyoutube9410]

Man, I coughed my lungs out laughing at the salt shot.

[@skylined5534]

It was at that point...she knew... she'd exceeded her salt intake for the year.

[@docolemnsx]

Have you ever tried a suicide tequila shot? Didn't think so.

[@pistonburner6448]

I immediately put my d*** into a tequila shot costume and started heading for that bar...

[@nickkohlmann]

So did she

[@macklinillustration]

The fact her mate kept saying "that's salt don't" makes it funnier & makes me think she's definitely had enough to drink.

[@AUSSIETAIPAN]

Elrond: Cast it in to the fire! Isildur: OK End credits

[@matethiustransport1374]

The last guy! I feel that! It's been almost 10 years since I had corrective eye surgery, and I still route my fingers the same way I did with glasses to rub my eyes

[@kieranfoster902]

I want to know if they retrieved the engagement ring? The guy who didn't throw it, but still jumped in is a real hero to his mate.

[@lucky889s9]

And he should throw the other mate and leave him in the middle of ocean. It was unintentional self inflicted accident, perfect alibi

[@pistonburner6448]

Nope, and she dumped him. A few weeks later a fish proposed to her with a great wedding ring and she said yes

[@Speednote10]

You can see the box floating so they must have got it.

[@MnM008]

They did but Sheela rejected him and said yes to the guy who jumped

[@TonyRule]

Faked, for TikTok views. It's a total cesspit.

[@pokerworld]

There wasn’t even a ring in that box. He could’ve tried harder to make it look like an accident. He threw it way over

[@billwilson3665]

0:12 his best man was trying to save him from a life of slavery.

[@leniselafleur4289]

Omg loving the friend that jumped in the water after the ring! EVERYONE should have a friend THAT loyal! Mad ❤ bud!!!

[@joshacollins84]

The Alex Jones "honest mistake" has had me laughing to completion for a week now and it's NOT gotten old yet!

[@mh1593]

The Alex Jones trial aspect is hilarious. Those lawyers totally did it deliberately

[@oobaka1967]

Apparently one of the messages he sent was a nude photo of his wife to Roger Stone

[@mariannecontrino6297]

That's what I was thinking too... especially since they were informed of their "mistake" days before it came out in court, and not only did they do absolutely NOTHING to try and stop it from being used, but they didn't even inform Jones of the error, before he took the stand. Almost like they wanted him to perjure himself more. God that was a glorious thing to behold. I'm personally leaning towards it being some junior lawyer, or paralegal who had a moral backbone, and wanted Jones to be exposed for the lying POS that he is, but couldn't be obvious about it, for fear of a possible mistrial that could ensue if they were discovered. That, or he hired the same firm as Amber Heard!?!?

[@kittys179]

A truly good lawyer who brought out the truth, even if the person is the one they were representing 👏

[@jimwind7589]

That hole administration was a joke. How did we ever survive.

[@suimeingwong2043]

It was a poorly thought out ploy to get a mistrial. The judge was having none of that nonsense.

[@barbarab1448]

Destination F...d 🤣 Cracks me up every time I hear it 😂.

[@ThreeRunHomer]

“The show looks fair dinkum bonza”

[@maddyg3208]

"Really good"

[@ramachandra776]

"This has ended up being a video of all the different things sheilas put in their mouth" - Ozzyman asking us to wash our foul thoughts with soap much as the woman did 😁 .

[@aretiredsubberl7036]

Not a single word of compliment for the mate who jumped straight into the sea trying to save the ring?

[@SODtv]

Picks his toenail dirt and smells it!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skylined5534]

I know I do!

[@chrislongbeard]

I would totally be the last guy. But unless it burns off my beard ain't going anywhere. And for the record if it does burn off I hope someone gets it on video and sends it to Ozzyman

[@Lumibear.]

I have to ask, do have a lady partner and if so, is she ok with the soup strainer?

[@chrislongbeard]

@@Lumibear. yes and the beard has never been an issue in 3 years

[@A_Simple_Neurose]

@@Lumibear. If you sincerely think people with beards are that uncouth you probably never tried to keep yours. Or you're just dirty if you do.

[@Lumibear.]

@@chrislongbeard hehe, I just wondered, I’ve got one halfway to the waist myself and although it’s praised and even admired amongst my male peers, ladies I encounter often seem very perturbed by it, so I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s his missus filming him after she pushed him to shave.

[@dalitsomwanzah6947]

the lotto one is traumatizing

[@niceguy4895]

Dude that immediately jumped in the water for the ring is a legit friend

[@tankstone3]

Loved the salt shot 👌🏻

[@gogot5244]

The guy who threw the wedding ring, had to have done that on purpose. That throw was way too off to be a honest mistake

[@keikei1943]

Exactly who ggressively throws a fucking ring package on a yacht like that???

[@scoutisabelle]

It was prank, but the guy who jumped in the water didn’t know.

[@clobberelladoesntreadcomme9920]

@@scoutisabelle That's a good friend righ there.

[@rawberto8282]

Boats pitch and roll. fyi.

[@greenderp]

fake news. people just trying to get likes on tiktok or whatever

[@reneehamel100]

Some days when I wake up I feel like just poo and not myself but then I site down and watch couple of your videos and they make me so happy, give me a laugh so much and that is how I get the day done. So thank you

[@knucklesmcgirk7190]

You and that cheeky commentary Ozzy Man! I love it! 😂

[@alphacentauri2103]

Wake me in the middle of the night for a near miss🤦🏾....missed by 1 number😂😂😂😂

[@celestestork5171]

I honestly cannot fault the woman who thought the soap was food. People make soap looks so pretty it almost looks like candy. I asked a woman who is working in the bulk section of a grocery store while pointing to big bars of soap that they personally cut for the customer what her favorite flavor was, she just looked me dead in the eye and said that soap😂

[@bcp6086]

I would love to see a video on all the different things Sheilas put in their mouths

[@AtheistOrphan]

There was one a few years ago called ‘Two girls, one cup’. You WOULDN’T love to see that. Trust me. 💩

[@Jeff0608]

these videos are always good love waking up and have a noti saying ozzyman video keep it up

[@kidpeligro7878]

The guy who jumped for the ring without hesitation is a true bro. 👍 Well that and having another bro that is a complete doofus messing up the entire moment. 🤣

[@allasar]

2:20 reminds me of my mom. Back in the 80's, she once copied the lottery numbers in the newspaper to compare them with the ticket. She however checked her copied numbers with the newspaper's ... was fun being a millionaire for a couple of minutes.

[@choughed3072]

I've made many parenting mistakes but I think the one that sticks out them most was when my oldest was about a year old and I fed him spaghetti hoops and toast, completely had a brain spaz and forgot to cool it down first and ended up burning his little mouth.

[@nolesy34]

Ooft

[@wetincornwall6882]

He learnt a valuable life lesson then. Trust. No-one.

[@nolesy34]

@@wetincornwall6882 now that's some advice we can all trust Take care of yourselves - Dr Phil

[@christhis9597]

The guy throwing that engagement ring overboard lost his best man position while the guy jumping after it got it

[@mariosebastiani3214]

I've been lucky enough to witness a Red Hot chili Pipers performance. It rocked!

[@musefan12345]

Legend has it that parkour guy is still hanging from the window ledge waiting to be reduced

[@socks2441]

is he sauce waiting on a chef?

[@nolesy34]

🤣👌

[@shankypanky8879]

Guy - Ok here's the thing bros! She wants me to propose but I am not ready! Bros - We got you fam!

[@sarikoske396]

@OzzyMan just too funny!!! Thank you and please keep doing what you do!!! I really needed a laugh 😂

[@scribehades]

The factory owners look like the archetype of guys who'd run things this shoddy.

[@ApothecaryTerry]

I was just about to shave my beard, not completely off but about 80% off. Watching this has made me realise that beards are too majestic to lose. Sure, it's damned near impossible to consume anything in its entirety since you have to make a sacrifice to the beard, but how many times do you ever hear "that's a magnificent chin" in your life? Actually, no, I want all of my beer. Beard, you have stolen enough from me! This is where the hairy thievery ends! This far, no further! Also the UK has been so hot (twice recently) that my colleagues in both Florida and Australia said they wouldn't go outside in it...except this is the UK so it was that hot inside too. I need face ventilation. This comment never really reached the "on topic" phase required for a tangent, but I'm just going to go with it. I put all that effort into typing it out, it'd be a shame to waste it now. It'd be like one of those thoughts we each occasionally have, knowing only once they've gone that they represented true genius. Perhaps closer to a child vomiting on a keyboard, but nonetheless a moment that shall now forever be preserved in the depths of the comments section on an Ozzy Man video. A jewel to be found only by the most avid of explorers of the comments section, or perhaps more accurately it will be like putting your hand down the back of the sofa and finding something unexpectedly soft, before realising that it's too late, you've already dug your finger into the poo. You have made it this far, there is no turning back. The poo that is the madness behind this comment is already embedded in your subconscious, only to one day emerge as a flash of genius, quickly consumed by the ramblings of insanity. ...I really am good at procrastinating.

[@ongbonga9025]

Jimmy Hill had a magnificent chin. I think that's the only person whose chin I consider to be magnificent though.

[@ApothecaryTerry]

@@ongbonga9025 That is a very good point, he did.

[@Shartlyfartly]

Protect ozzy man at all costs

[@naturaldesaster.]

Protect from what?

[@Shartlyfartly]

@@naturaldesaster. any and all threats

[@MajesticalHonky]

@@Shartlyfartly Nobody's out to get Ozzy Man. A small percentage of his fanbase might get a little hurt when he makes fun of Alex Jones but they're not a threat to Ozzy Man.

[@pistonburner6448]

Whenever he is about to put salt or soap in his mouth I will jump in front of it and take the hit with my body

[@naturaldesaster.]

Mkay

[@zovalentine7305]

I was NOT READY for toenail dirt !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@zovalentine7305]

Ice cream man made it all better 🍦😊

[@AlbertEinstein-qp6uk]

“I almost killed the off spring oppsie daisy” 😂

[@senerzen]

Throwing the wedding ring into the sea was on purpose. It wasn't even close. That is no friend.

[@cvn6555]

Maybe he IS a friend and knows that that sheila is horrible!

[@senerzen]

@@cvn6555 Yeah, that is possible too.👍

[@militarymeerkat520]

Definitely a conspiracy on that first clip. He long armed that ring like Tom Brady.

[@kingcosworth2643]

The Hail Mary

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

That was an easy checkdown pass, that's Bradys speciality.

[@okwiramossteward4999]

"bloody blah blah" ozzy man ozzy man entertaining the shit out of us. cheers mate

[@cbbees1468]

"Bloody blah blah" would be one of the most coherent quotes uttered by Joe BiDumb. "You are the world's most famous African American baseball player." - Joe TaliBidumb to the Pope as the Pope looks confused "I'm Joe Biden's husband." - Joe BiDumb

[@IMN666]

the last video really hits home for me

[@InfotainmentBDMAC]

Who’s bright idea was it to throw the ring on a moving boat in the middle of the sea? Congratulations to that genius for sending the ring and the lovely moment to destination F*ed.

[@TobiasRieper047]

Well apparently that one guy... 😆

[@philkendagor]

A good day when ozzyman posts😂😂😂

[@justang762]

Love it!!! My morning laugh and my day is complete. Just brilliant 👏 👌 😀

[@ozzyman5713]

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[@biorgoanylchem]

“You look after your mate, your mate looks after you” -Mate Tzu

[@nolesy34]

Very tzu

[@mcmaschio]

How did they not know that throwing a ring in a boat was a bad idea ? 😂

[@turtlemann1569]

Old mate went straight off the boat for the ring

[@korbkelly]

"I almost killed the offspring oopsy daisy" DEEEEEEEEEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@thelivingbook]

I love people that cant throw, always so funny

[@Vik1919]

I think if you constantly exercise and keep getting stronger, you have to be really careful when throwing things.

[@Judy-is8te]

Lol... too much alcohol involved if you're downing salt!🤣 Now I'm curious to see if he got the ring back!!

[@thaddeusvidler1946]

waking up to ozzy man is a great thing to wake up to

[@stefandinu6389]

Going to bed with ozzy man is just as good

[@turtlemann1569]

You wake up at 7 o'clock at night? Night shift?

[@owensparks5013]

@@turtlemann1569 Flat earther?

[@turtlemann1569]

@@owensparks5013 Australia is 7.30 at night I'm a non bird believer

[@pistonburner6448]

@@turtlemann1569 Time zones are a hoax!

[@joshmccoy1522]

I could see tossing a fake engagement ring box like that, but the real thing? "You're not my best man anymore. Heck, you're not even a groomsman. Be off!"

[@iko3301]

This was one of the most funny videos in the recent time 😂😂😂 fuck yeah Oz, fuck yeah!

[@UncommonKnowledge587]

The salt one had me thinking we nearly had a case of hypernatremia. Also known as high sodium presence in blood.

[@skylined5534]

But Natalie felt OK, she felt good. She's eaten more salt on her fries from Mcdonalds, she thought. But later that night...

[@madhavendra]

Least based chubbyemu enjoyer.

[@pldaniels]

ChubbyEmu has taught us all so much, and so much to fear.

[@rastiga9196]

So I looked up hypernatremia and.... It is a water shortage not too much salt intake. Too much salt intake has to do with sodium homeostasis.

[@UncommonKnowledge587]

@@rastiga9196 Water shortage would be hypohydremia.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

That girl who drank salt was already drunk enough if three repetitions wasnt enough to sink into her brain. A blessing in disguise

[@pistonburner6448]

Where is that bar? I'm going there with my my c*** disguised as a shot glass...

[@skylined5534]

"That's salt! That's SALT! THAT'S SALT! *THAT'S SALT!"*

[@RookCM]

that ex beard fella hits home for me.... did a reflexive tash parting as soon as i saw the icecream

[@StrandedLifeform]

The guy jumping in after the ring like he really had a chance to save it.

[@alexnaturalis1179]

That bloke on the window should really be on a destination f'cked video. We all know that's where he went.