Fifty-Ninth Video Episode - The Headgum Podcast - 129

Miles Bonsignore (‪@PerfectPerson‬ podcast) joins Amir, Marika, and Geoff to discuss roller skating, hash, and personality tests! Plus, Geoff has an anxiety attack, on-air!
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[@CollinRapp33]

Miles: “ I respond immediately, to which he says NOTHING.” Me (whispering): “Didn’t have to.”

[@C4rps]

I guess I'm just exited about my date with Lod tonight

[@megsward6758]

YES DUDE

[@juanpablohinojosa7862]

@@C4rps with LOD!

[@daiteach3505]

This week I married the love of my life, but I also listened to this podcast, so my week averages out to just sort of neutral.

[@agneseditsstuff]

So sorry for you!

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

Sorry for your loss (of joy)

[@T4ke2]

Geoff’s energy in this episode had me on the verge of a panic attack

[@stevemyers3082]

Business as usual, then

[@bonedamage]

"You're not a 'we'... you're barely a 'me'." is one of my favorite HG pod quotes ever. The shades bring out Amir's inner, well, savage.

[@featherbird666]

the best parts of this episode were when 1) geoff got the rosti's country of origin wrong despite having actually researched the segment, 2) the editors forgot to beep out miles doxxing geoff the second time, and 3) when they accidentally uploaded the video ep as an hour of silence with an ad in the middle, making it the most aurally decent episode so far

[@beempboomp]

The way Geoff says “Casey…” in the “are you gonna let them talk to me like this” way GOT me 😂

[@Skiloose]

We want the old one back, why is Geoff back to having speaking privileges?

[@WhamBamBananaSlam]

Miles is the Alpha to Geoff's, for lack of a better word, bitchly energy and I could not be happier that someone finally shines a light brighter than the darkness that is Geoff

[@blakelazarus993]

Petition to bring back the sax points, like in the early episodes. There’s just something about a sax that really compliments the wax.

[@flipdiesel9652]

Geoff is absolutely unhinged in this episode. And I really…. Actually love it

[@benhillard919]

Great ep. Marika really shines with small reactions that somehow pull focus without even trying.

[@mikew6644]

So true!

[@ZiVlogs15]

Miles silently reacting to the loud audio every time Geoff plays a sound clip is so funny for some reason.

[@JuanHernandez-cu7ox]

Amir and marika being immune to the BOOM sound 💀💀

[@mikew6644]

“You’re not a ‘We’, you’re barely a ‘Me’” 😂😂 mic drop to end a great episode

[@coolpen10]

Absolutely unreal. Geoff's energy this episode was.

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

This was one of the best episodes so far which can only mean it was sincerely and earnestly horrible

[@ShaunHautly]

I simply cannot explain what I love so much about this show. This show is impossible to sell to a friend. See you next week. 10/10

[@DrPsychoSexy]

Is mostly Geoff being hilarious and chaotic and everyone hating on him for hit, even though they know he's the life blood of the show

[@Fauxry]

This was such a good episode, bring back miles! I swear man

[@cherryslat5702]

He was rly good on Revue Review too!

[@wafflemaker6590]

honestly he has his own podcast called Perfect Person and its pretty damn good

[@MukisaMujulizi]

Top 3 episode. unreal energy

[@iamsajoga]

Geoff seems to be having a tough time mentally, financially, and comedically. Great episode!

[@hellomarjory]

Miles is such a great fit to the sour energy of this, for lack of a better word, podcast

[@elliotkeil6063]

I already watched this whole thing, why would I want the audio to further sully my week…

[@bryanwinn7911]

The way Geoff says "HARnesses..." @32:00 will haunt me for weeks.

[@zachbidgood1013]

To be completely candid, this is the only podcast that I listen to/watch. Take from that what you will.

[@cragland94]

i did improv with miles in high school. he’s a cool dude. i sold a laptop to his roommate a few years later

[@BoardGameDave]

I know some people think this podcast is cute and subjective but Geoff's antics have turned it into this-this-this-this-this-this nuclear bomb of me. ☢💣

[@WatskyIsTheMan]

omg this feels somewhat close to a Pretty Much It and Jake and Amir collab, two things that shaped my teenage years!!

[@aotscout1120]

50:10 Geoff wilting at the slightest bit of pushback 😂

[@Everythingbased]

Marika is gorgeous

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

6:47 the gurgling in Marika’s ears is a Geoff based aural illness

[@julieburnsTY]

i need the real episode geoff

[@ejoshcoron]

Yall should to do the game from the Oose ep again where you make up alternative definitions for an obscure word. My fav was jounce - the bottom denim of a boat

[@coolkatmehrfth]

Jounce! Jounce! Let it all OOSE

[@Michael-mt4ey]

It has me really worried that so many words rhyme with cash

[@soleilmeneses6753]

This is all I have ever wanted. Thank you. Sincerely.

[@reko554]

New favourite episode for sure, this was hilarious and Geoff's timing was impeccable

[@juanpablohinojosa7862]

Best Headgum Quote of the Year: “You’re not a we, you’re barely a me” 1:04:02

[@HoustonWadeCompton]

The cross over of my dreams, my boys who's voices I often confuse my man, my clam, miles

[@surfyswag]

recently discovered miles with reilly's ep, this is one for the books

[@sofiaposadas1]

MILESSSSS BEST CROSSOVER WEEK OF MY LIFEEEE

[@sofiaposadas1]

MILES GEOFF REILLY MARIKA AMIR LETS GOOOOOO

[@stevenagelutton4322]

feels weird that geoff is congratulating Anya on her new position. I mean in theory being supervising producer is good but for this show? She can't put that on her resume, she can't leverage that to get a better position. It's more work in return for a permenant black mark on your employment history. Did she do something wrong?

[@BigMcChriss]

How many edibles did Amir take prior to this one? My man is chilling

[@flipdiesel9652]

You should have doordashed hash browns to Marika. That would’ve been spectacular

[@svucozixean1989]

This podcast has too many sounds. I think we could really do with a silent version

[@hectortaylor1400]

Geoff’s comment about microdosing went undiscussed and his claims about too much iced coffee felt like he was trying to shield himself from the fact that he’d taken a little bit too much. You’re in fine form, king, we love you keep it up, congrats on the commercial or whatever.

[@ThePantheons]

His form is a little more “vascular” these days, is he an Addict I hope not protect our Geoffrey

[@leviwardrobe3328]

Definitely one of my favourite episodes so far.

[@Obvs_gg]

Fifty-Ninth Video and Audio Episode, Actually?

[@UFODave69]

Well not audio, right?

[@brettlarson912]

Last time I checked, audio was the second most important part of the audio-video experience

[@NateOfUSA]

holy shit Amir was without ruth at the end

[@nutmaster652]

I had to check like 9 minutes into this video to make sure I wasn’t playing it in 2x speed. Geoffrey is fucking *warping time* at this point.

[@Breiitz]

Fantastic episode 👏

[@jacobbarnett2877]

fantastic episode

[@ThePantheons]

This was one of the best episodes ever. Bonsignore is incredible with an all time cast except Geoffrey

[@benlittleforest]

Really great ending. Cliffhanger!! Hope amir's Ok.

[@bendover5901]

please for the love of god, if you only get one thing right in your (for lack of a better term) ‘career’ make it the second episode of writing advice, or should i say writhing at rice

[@Tom_Hillman]

I can only assume they reuploaded this because of some typical geoff fuckup

[@wafflemaker6590]

God i loved to see geoff get out Geoffed honestly if jake and amir are reading this i think they should make Miles the new host of the headgum badcast and im serious man!

[@Auatino]

So happy to see these two worlds collide

[@carrotsnatch]

This episode was better muted.

[@JoshMarshain]

Just a Zaddy at a Zarty, can't loose

[@ThePantheons]

Who's rewatching the Miles episodes? 🙋‍♂️

[@Hossyboy420]

The soundboard is too good

[@gshak33]

Should’ve a had a segment “Oh I would walk 500 miles” where they have to guess what is closer to 500 miles in length (say 30000 cats end to end vs 2400000 M&Ms).

[@BurningRoman]

Unreal episode

[@edwardwilliamson1]

So if I were you is not even the only advice pod on headgum now

[@chrism45]

Did I have too much coffee or is it this podcast?

[@Syrange13]

Hey Geoff, you're doing a great job and this is a very funny show. With the comments being a sea of confusingly worded vitriol, I just wanted to take the time to say that. You're awesome and you are loved. Lol jk podcast gave me cancer Geoff is the antichrist

[@Skimblie]

What bothers me most is that this is the 60th video episode.

[@tomgraham2688]

Ad read Geoff really let’s himself go

[@tailsp1n]

these guys have no fuckin idea when these episodes come out

[@markmcmillan4233]

35:42

[@JerseyQuinn]

Miles 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@jodyvett23]

We want d real episode back

[@allaroundtubin]

What happened in the first version? I was too late

[@JackHammer503]

Audio was all junked-up

[@Thickolas]

@@JackHammer503 To be fair, the title of the episode promised nothing in the way of audio

[@jodyvett23]

No audio

[@mbnasir6]

Geoff is absolute gold in front of the camera but seems terrible at planning or producing. I can see why Anya received a promotion.

[@80lemon80]

My Bond of the week is the Bond Miles and Amir share in spite of Geoff’s sour demeanor and smell

[@heyheyhey520]

RIP to Anya. Gunned down in her prime.

[@rashaadliggins1965]

I felt like Superman when he killed Zod in Man of Steel after finishing this episode, I did it, and I'm glad I did, but I just couldn't enjoy it if I tried. 10/10 🙌💯👌🤯

[@UFODave69]

yea this was one for the, dare I say, ages

[@ande5460]

I miss the time when this was marked private so I couldn't watch it.

[@WilliamGinkos]

This episode is late, and worse than never.

[@BMDNERD]

Geoffrey Jussy is the worst thing I've heard this week.

[@HoustonWadeCompton]

Marika can also use her tonsils for things too soft to have, such as cloud

[@quinncasey120]

Was Birds what was censored?

[@agneseditsstuff]

Hate to say it but YES LET’S FUXKING GO THIS WAS SUCH A FUN EPISODE

[@eriklf48]

Rosti is swiss

[@emmanuelflantz9192]

This is genuinely the funniest episode since Bouba Kiki. I hated it.

[@NYCybertruck]

I wonder if Amir feels any shame profiting off his own belittling of Geoff’s finances

[@colind1637]

Geoff, I was listening back to episode 83 titled “regrets and resolutions”, where you said you were planning a 4 episode arc because you wanted to “do right by the listener”. What happened to that? Very unchine of you

[@Everythingbased]

The one with no audio was better.

[@marie-christinelord6433]

Heureux? nah HORROOOHHHW

[@GregTurismo]

I have nothing to contribute via comment section, but why haven’t you guys read any of them yet for a segment? Hello?

[@davidcampos8638]

unnecessarily relentless to amir today, right?

[@JoshMarshain]

52:28

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

TMJ = too much jeff

[@mcbcharles]

oh my god the sound still isnt working my day is ruined

[@brettlarson912]

Geoff is somehow… worse

[@TheHamster3219]

This was by far the worst episode of the show. I loved it.

[@Mommy_Moss]

Put Jake back on the pod or GEOF go on the ifiwy PLZ OR IM GONNA KISS MYSELF

[@thatonehatgirl]

I clicked to watch this for Miles.The podcast from the podcast network that Miles' podcast is a part of? This should be a really professional and excellent podcast. Listens to podcast.... wtf is this mess

[@captainautobots]

30:50 ad ends Love they just gave up on the Meyers briggs