Graham Mercy - The Headgum Podcast - 110

[@wesleylitalien4562]

This podcast is like if you were driving to get your favorite food but you got pulled over. Like, yeah, it still tastes good but you can't help but feel the mood has been soured.

[@scottmiller3444]

Its just sucks. Its like staying with your abusive partner, because you had good old times. And youre still waiting for those to come back. They never will. Im not joking unfortunatly. This guy makes stupid takes , then gets mad when nobody cares. NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT HEADGUM EMPLOYS SEX LIFE. i dont get it, shame

[@wesleybacon]

As a fellow Wesley, I agree; you are exactly rice

[@AfroNinja720]

It’s exactly that except the cop also makes you play a game of “the price is rice” and if you lose you pay him money

[@AnAdequateViolinist]

It’s like seeing you got a reply to your comment on KZbin, but the comment was from 11 months ago

[@robbyf5522]

In 2016 I met Geoffrey at a Cavs game in Cleveland. I was surprised by how kind and mature he was. It was such a pleasure to talk with him and I was sure that he would go on to do great things... I can't believe how wrong I was! I'm unsure if success and fame (or lack thereof) got to his head, or if the malice in his heart simply overtook the good. The only thing I do know is that the young man I met that day is gone and will never come back. I wish I had known then what I know now and maybe I could have saved not only him, but everyone who has fallen victim to this weapon of mass destruction we call a "podcast".

[@JRAD897]

Amir's chess, checkers, cheese monologue was golden.

[@tricoastalelite]

LMAO Marika did literally all of the work this episode. Geoff is a host in the same way that a vest is a shirt. (he isn’t)

[@Hossyboy420]

Well worded

[@Brett.A]

The office looks amazing. Great work Marty and team.

[@NYCybertruck]

They got a great deal on furniture at johnnys apartment

[@hellomarjory]

Rose McIver definitely should be a guest in this "show". It would be bad for her professional and emotionally, but it would be good for me, to see, to have.

[@Rocketmanrun]

😂😂

[@1Pjimmi1]

If audio was a colour, this podcast would be sand. Bury me with brown votes if you disagree.

[@Thickolas]

Marika brought her absolute A-game this week, just nonstop great lines, and I admire Geoff's commitment to ignoring/talking over them all

[@jonathanbauman2236]

A Chris Nolan Bond is genius!! And she gets shat on for giving this sexy bozo GOLD

[@conormaguire2599]

Lot of dead air in this episode. Those were my favourite parts.

[@NateOfUSA]

amir's bond of the week was straight out of a scroll he's working on called top 10 bonds by amir bloomenwitz

[@beempboomp]

“You say shut up a lot for a host…”

[@touchly]

31:37 marika with the "hmmmm?" killed me the article was a good strategy but rules are rules marika

[@BroganBourne]

This isn't amateur hour... This is an amateur 50 minutes

[@reggierappis2530]

Desmond’s wagon > Rodney’s closet

[@max_oats]

the only thing that is keeping me going with this ... podcast, is knowing that next week we'll finally be graced with the presence of Mirvf

[@westonj33]

This week was an important discovery in the quilt mans personality, or rather, lack there of developmentally speaking. Given his first real displays of joy at around 29:45, I theorize that the man with the iphone timer is stuck in the 4 month development period of laughter and joy that we all grow out of during proper development. In this stage there are only 4 true ways an infant finds joy: 1. Funny noises and words (Amir's cheddar rant) 2.Gentle touches (Geoff has never had intercourse because it may be too rough) 3. Noise makers (aka soundboard) 4. Fun games (well. there are games in the show). I am citing this all from healthline and from there we can all find further research to help him or not.

[@crapatoa]

Loved how Amir matched Geoff's energy @29:35. Worked really well, especially with the 'whats that'? 😂

[@122gogreen]

Genuinely one of the funniest bits in a long time

[@Elysiadon]

The exchange starting at 19:30 had me in stitches, especially Marika's "seek help" at 20:10. This was actually comedy gold. 4/10

[@nvk3435]

Why do I expect something from this show

[@scottmiller3444]

Same

[@PepprCabbg]

please help me im afflicted with headgum syndrome. “im in my two seat mazda with my dog he’s trying to hurt me” is the funniest thing ive heard in my entire life and i cant find anyone who understands. im a dumbass now and i fear its incurable

[@nutmaster652]

“I don’t think you have the balls to [pull off ‘Desmond’ as a name]” LOLLL

[@kirwinsullivan]

The worst thing about Geoff's name is it sounds like an alliteration but it's not lol

[@caprificusfigs]

Desmond really pissed me off in this episode.

[@Instanence]

my only issue with this episode is that it ever was

[@nutmaster652]

We are waiting for the Farris exit interview

[@ejoshcoron]

I think yall should try for that Episode 3 Hot Sax vibe, a high water mark where the energy was high, the joison was nigh and everyone bouncin off each others jokes

[@slaygi]

Whoever said Marika talked too much can choke ❤️❤️ Marika, every time you talk it's wonderful and funny and sweet solace from whatever Geoff and Amir have going on.

[@SarcasticPersona]

A weekly comment plucked from this well of brilliance we know as a comment section, you say? Well let me just garner up, Jennifer or otherwise, the courage needed to break off on my own from the 2003 tour-de-force Daredevil and pave a path to success, Elektra style. As a 24 year old minority grad student overwhelmed by loans and stress, all in an attempt to provide financial security for myself and my family in a country that actively works against bettering the lives of it's people, may I just say this podcast has made me laugh a lot for the last two years. Thanks for this.

[@nashtyink3878]

This is the earliest I've caught an episode

[@brianyobbz497]

The Dream Threeme

[@rigatoni311]

22:18 - Nobody wants an OPP in their name? Excuse me? How DARE you! I absolutely will not stand for this slander! This libel! My lawyers have not only been called, they've been contacted!

[@Shellitronnn]

I deserve so much more than this this this this silent treatment of myself.

[@Sabrina-tl9ws]

listening to this podcast is like microdosing poison

[@grahamiii]

Mercy, Mercy, Me?!?

[@anthony7960]

“There’s no way this will redeem me…”

[@livburke1077]

love any ep w/ Marika!

[@dylanjc]

I don't know why, but "meaning?" is always my favorite response to anything

[@anubislee36]

it's super fun just watching Amir work during this whole thing and contribute nearly nothing

[@Qwerasd]

Amir would definitely be an Alan

[@anubislee36]

14:46 what did you cut out? There's an obvious cut and the people deserve to know!

[@samuelsandoval167]

Speaking of GRAMERCY, I went to the live show in NY. I’d say its settled case law that Geoff is/was extremely MID (town or otherwise). I need a reimbursement for that lackluster blockbuster, plus 10 cash for every month that Geoff has been mid since. I have gratefulness for Marika and Amir always :) I have receipts for Geoff.

[@awesomeguy2009]

I wanna see an ep of you guys on edibles 👀

[@agistoni1894]

Ben definitely blocked amir

[@MonkeyDLuffy-nl4cv]

Why did Ben Schwartz block Amir?

[@GregTurismo]

Did you guys forget to read last weeks comments on this episode? I don’t remember. But if YOU remember, do it on the next video. Ya bish.

[@markunouchi]

I was halfway through listening to a Mind Pump podcast when I put this on and finished it. Went back to my Mind Pump podcast wondering why they're not speaking absolute nonsense.

[@ClonedControls]

10:47 Amir dab

[@Graveyard0142]

Gramercy killed it this episode

[@scottmiller3444]

Bet you guys are happy they removed number on dislike button. This ep would be humiliating.

[@smashino]

I can't believe I used to not dislike Geoff. Such fond memories. Now I'm just a sad of myself of him at best at that.

[@ponderpigeon]

That BetterHelp ad was BadderHelp, as in it was bad… for my mental health.

[@hellomarjory]

I see

[@mettamodel]

lol that photoshop segment xD

[@jcdrummerz96]

This episode was.

[@Nimbus487]

i take this time to reflect

[@mettamodel]

desmond dames in the house

[@petebradford4027]

I didn't watch this episode

[@Elysiadon]

I was absolutely haunted to learn "pwife" is a real thing.

[@Ascalafo]

It was WISE to have Geoff Edit this Shit.

[@simonwayne7916]

Marika is a gem, quartz or otherwise

[@kuwabara3226]

only bothered to do one instagram photoshop for each of them huh geoff

[@Katasunder]

15:54 Geoff, my thoughts exactly. All of my friends overhyped the movie and it's good and fresh and original(somewhat), but it's too much and too long. They reached a fine conclusion with the husband and they repeated it with the daughter.

[@gregordavidson4178]

If you read out comments again I urge you, naw I desperately implore you to tell Joffrey how bad it is to be in his presence. It feels like he think he’s flourishing but this man is nothing but a rotten core of a husk of a boy! The gall of this, aloof goof. Overall 8/10, time of my strife

[@Brian-nw3ey]

Jake has a extremely famous undisclosed persons contact in his phone. Expose the # and invite them on the next episode!! WE WANNA KNOW WHO HE MET IN THE ELEVATOR

[@80lemon80]

The Batman was terrible to me and I guess im just absolutely off my rocker for feeling that way

[@rowanmiles5646]

ok but SAME

[@mshevchenk]

Please have Marty back on, its been too long.

[@michelphilippe193]

I just love how Marika got progressively bored

[@JamScamly]

am laughing a ton at this episode, but that says more about me than the content. this show is a half glass full at best, or worst.

[@OGPapatron]

I’d get everyone I know to sub the patreon to get Finn Wolfhard on this show

[@C4rps]

This podcast has the consistency of sand.

[@townekid]

S'fine.

[@CaseySouthern]

100th comment and i would like to say geoffrey james tanked this episode, nay, this life of mine

[@toddziadly]

I hate to say it, but… first!

[@RememberTheRays]

first lol

[@andrew-cx2sr]

unfortunately, this is one of the few videos where being first indicates a detriment to you. the first volunteer running into hell. for what reason? who could know.

[@PhartCreme]

what is this anti comedy