This Suuucks - The Headgum Podcast - 87

[@KeanuB]

Thanks for uploading Marika!

[@Headgum]

you’re welcome!!

[@jakefeeney3572]

@@Headgum Dry Ice Bucket Challenge was the best Marika

[@WonderlandCrafting07]

national treasure marika “on the sax” brownlee continues to be the only shining light on the pod

[@SirTatManTat]

I'm tryna break down why she works so well but I really can't figure it out. She's very good at playing the straight person though so that works comedically at least.

[@Reecef266]

@@SirTatManTat Easy, she's the Bouba

[@Adam-sb2pm]

I fast forward through this podcast and only watch the adverts, in the hope that Geoff becomes wealthy enough to stop making this.

[@guydude5926]

This podcast has made fridays feel like a Monday. Just dreading the night before… my soul yearns to leave my body as I torture it with viewing this monstrosity for an hour. Anyways, see ya next week 😎✌🏻

[@wouzzee7197]

The video version of this podcast has comedy in seeing the reactions and expressions of the hosts, but the audio version has comedy in the pauses and silences where you aren't quite sure if your podcast player has stopped working.

[@iblame_nargles]

Haven't watched/listened to them in a while but Dynamic Banter has the exact same thing and it never got old

[@Headgum]

🎺🎺🎺

[@minartson]

Yeah everytime they make those pauses that last for few seconds I always think if my BT cut out or am I about to get a call. I listen to Podcasts everyday as a long range courier so I get a lot of these.

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

It makes it even more fun when listening whilst working to imagine their incredulous/blank and empty faces during the long pauses. There once was a glitched pause that I didn’t catch for almost 30 seconds because it felt so appropriate to the moment

[@anthony7960]

Every time I start to feel bad for Jeff, he spews his poison bile and I fret no more.

[@prestonpope]

Amir’s visible recoil when Geoffrey plays “damn Daniel” is always funny

[@manasavachat5101]

This is the best podcast to listen to on mute

[@Fellturtle]

a podcast on mute for this hour-long commute makes the ladies say "damn, he cute"

[@srinialt4518]

​@@Fellturtle I FUCKED AN EXHAUST PIPE.......... ON A BUS-RIDE TO SEA-WORLD

[@sparpie]

@@Fellturtle I gave my pen pal a blumpkin, at a Brookstone going out of business sale

[@laff2024]

A phantom Avital opens Amir’s door at 25:31

[@michelphilippe193]

I can't tell if Geoff is doing a bit every week or just needs therapy. Not trying to insult or anything, just an observation. Either way, I'm laughing a lot.

[@ravenkliff]

It's definitely both

[@atticus6572]

He's actively in therapy.

[@zac7111]

Famously so

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

He doesn’t need therapy he’s on RAYA

[@122gogreen]

I see this upload every Friday and watch it post-haste. Like, this starts my weekends. And for what?

[@laurastall4419]

you know it's gonna be good when a) Billy Scafuri is on, and b) he starts with "why are you being a crybaby?"

[@edwardwilliamson1]

after this podcast i'm all bricked up

[@rachel-lo6ty]

i love that billy has a pencil in his hand ready to go the whole time

[@yklex7596]

This is the greatest podcast in the world

[@srinialt4518]

Stop, just enough of this.

[@Sunroc]

Where do they get the where with gall to post this slop?

[@srinialt4518]

@@Sunroc They don't have the balls, the gall, or anything at all to stop posting this this this this this this poison.

[@SarcasticPersona]

I gotta agree with Marika. This podcast is a pyramid of sorts. Scam or otherwise. I'm, for lack of a better term, in debt because of this podcast and I keep coming back for more of the good stuff.

[@atticus6572]

A pyramid of sorts; rather, a pyramid of jorts.

[@Geigez]

Explain this to me like I’m 5; How do you play “strip solitaire on an atm machine” ?

[@Sarah-vr2jq]

this podcast is the Theranos of the headgum network. or worse, it is the headgum podcast of podcasts

[@colind1637]

Theranos is the headgum podcast of blood

[@donotworried]

Surely this is the end of the world that the Mayan Calendar foretold

[@LLsunflower]

Every week, the new episodes of this podcast uplift me and help me get through my week. When i see that even a dullard like Geoff can host a podcast, it reminds me that I can do anything I set my mind to.

[@tylergee3043]

The Headgum podcast or as i call it, manufactured hostility

[@IrishtankRs]

It looks like the only barrier to entry for this podcast is having a Dad born in January so ’m going to make sure all my children are born in January so that their children will be on the podcast in 60 years

[@tayo_95]

Geoff slowly being humiliated and his comedy being deconstructed on his own show is neither fair nor good. Apologise to yourselves.

[@L33tSoulja]

this show proves that content is NOT king

[@TheSuperHeroFanatic]

There are some days where I feel like I'm doing ok. Fridays are not those days because of well...THIS!

[@atticus6572]

I can't fathom strip solitaire on an ATM machine.

[@yklex7596]

Can I come on one if the episodes

[@iblame_nargles]

I don't see why not

[@yklex7596]

@@iblame_nargles it would make my year

[@arkmaphar]

This is a miasma. Absolutely an ineffective use of the technology

[@FDLHtv]

I recommend the audio version of this podcast. You don't have to endure Geoff's visual, for lack of a better term, GAGS. He should be encouraged to mute himself more often.

[@Th3Marchioness]

Geoff during the podcast: Incompetent, bored, inattentive Goeff during the ads: I use this product, and look at me! Sort of makes me think the advertisers don't watch the podcast, or they might ask Marika to do it XD

[@sfrexer5885]

this podcast is refreshing because there is way too much fake over the top positivity and yes-and-ing in comedy podcasts. Now, that does naught but fill me with ennui. This podcast subverts the so-called rules of comedy; while other podcasts have strangers pretend to be best friends, the HG pod has friends pretend to hate each other. We needed this. To heal.

[@Jytube231]

Extremely underrated comment.

[@colind1637]

This podcast has put a hex on me, a spell of sorts

[@chairmanMeovw]

A charm of jorts!

[@nutmaster652]

this is so exhausting to listen to. I got to the first question of Cartier or Arbor Day and I paused it & needed to take a nap. this drains me.

[@nutmaster652]

Marika doing the Notes app gag jolted me back awake. THAT’s that funny shit that I tune in for. THAT’s that fucking magic shit

[@arjunholmie]

5:27 Correctanundo! The Olintics! 9:00 You have a friend named Sale?

[@80lemon80]

How is this the first episode with this title

[@donotworried]

How does Geoff get these NYT op ed featured giants???

[@flipdiesel9652]

Why is Billy in my grandma’s house/room?

[@JasonTheKnighthog]

I’m hurting. This podcast has made me feel hurt. :(

[@Rocketmanrun]

Geoff is so narcissistic but it's hilarious

[@brettmyers8338]

I generally really love Billy and feel like he’s aggressively likable, but on this ep it really felt like he was on a high dose of adderall or something. Either that, or the guy just feels way more in his element alongside his best bud on The No Joke Podcast, which is very cute and wholesome.

[@blurbenfurgen]

My favourite part of the podcast is when when Marika yells at Geoff

[@blushingfrieza]

44:32

[@vulcan4705]

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

[@stevenbrown508]

Here I am again, hoping - nay, dreaming - of a world where I don't turn up on Friday to watch this, yet here I am.

[@srinialt4518]

Famous director, quad-sack turnboy, or Quentin Tarantino in layman's terms, once said, "The only thing in film more important than pacing is speed"; in that regard, this podcast is a failure in a way.......... in a hat............ in a rice........ with a side of sauce.

[@climbitclimate]

and don’t forget the sAaaaauuUcee

[@epoillaKory]

on the day, as it were

[@mickeynotmouse]

This episode reminded me of Janette Mccurdys entire body of directorial work

[@GregTurismo]

Marika saying this podcast is technically a scam is the funniest I’ve ever laughed at her joke 😂

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

15:01 he did this at 4:20 exactly. Beautiful, honestly

[@Spewgo]

"All Bryk'd" up could have been a perfect segment.

[@micahbutonline]

F*ck how did I get here again.

[@BrydonCrain]

I’m gonna leave a Buckets-related comment just so I don’t feel like my time has been completely wasted: I love the pod but you guys should talk about the Raptors more. They’re young and exciting and they’re all 6’8.

[@JamScamly]

tried to hang myself w/ a Nerds Rope after this pod but just ended up sticky-necked & dismayed = /

[@davidpugh5826]

@7:11 Into the belt LOOP?!?!

[@Twistatron]

Cool "Podcast" Geoffrey.

[@MichaelDermotMusic]

Awesome episode. Way too many ads though, right?

[@Bendoverstoke]

One of those was Billy's fault, to be fair.

[@MichaelDermotMusic]

@@Bendoverstoke more like “to be nair.” As in, “I’m gonna nair this kid.” And that kid? Billy.

[@MrBallofa]

Billy's got a vendetta against this podcast and is doing anything in his power to take geoff down, Take BACK the pod Geoff we need our humble dictator

[@kuwabara3226]

the core four

[@dctaylor480]

Marika is too cute for this-this-this-this POISON

[@yklex7596]

I would LOVE to come on this would make my year , I will comment on every upload until I do

[@eriklf48]

Isn't Arthur Ave in the Bronx?

[@scammann30]

Geoff finally (BARELY) made an episode that could receive ad revenue and they put an ad in every 5 minutes. How is this fair to me?

[@ackbaa9093]

Get ready for Febrewery

[@pinkycheeks]

amir there is a ghost in your home!!!

[@crapatoa]

So solid ep

[@k.m.7533]

It really shouldn't be all against Geoff. Jake makes it more fair I feel. He needs a friend or at least a nonfiend.

[@blushingfrieza]

Billy always makes it too pointed

[@ExtremeUltimo]

Thumbnail of the year

[@jomoslomo72]

How about next week Geoff just doesn’t show up?

[@BriceBeak]

Op ka bump fa solid

[@nora_adora]

Amir's"Fungi" joke was cool

[@incog.nyto.]

This is...... not.

[@smashino]

I had my hopes up after the last one. I shouldn't have...

[@martinser1]

Lmao Geoff's ankles are actually THIN

[@mikew6644]

“Everyone is more important than you. And your attitude is poor.” 😂😂😂

[@moonliterature]

Amirs talking about “look at me I’m Sandra dee”, idk what Geoff is talking about in general

[@jeremywickman7330]

geoff your lighting makes you look like you have a constantly moving hair part

[@lundimakes]

Billy ate a Paula Abdul Puzzle? Must have come out looking like mc SKAT Kat. I am not proud of this.

[@FPL_Louis]

This was simultaneously the best and the worst thing I've heard so far this year.

[@oreooreo101]

Here’s what I’ll say: I’ve never felt more disrespected.

[@zahinchowdhury5596]

this show gave me depression

[@msrpmusic303]

I love Marika

[@Thickolas]

I gotta see this toast

[@TheForestFamily]

I hope Geoff knows that Marika is 2 cool for him

[@dclarkmusic]

Holy shit my parents were married on 9/11 too!

[@sohlman912321]

I feel like this show has given me Stockholm Syndrome

[@lassehegaard]

you should do a freestyle rap segment and rhyme words with other words, and this sucks

[@Mariah0810]

Are you still looking for a real host? My resume includes a public speaking class. I gave speeches on competitve pokemon and lucid dreaming. Let know what else you need for qualifications.

[@PopcornColonelx]

Billy's Cartier vs Cardi B was very, very cherry

[@captainautobots]

6:22 🎶 _I'm all bricked up!_ 🎶

[@sam9974]

why does Billy HATEEEEE Geoff though lol. Like more than the normal amount

[@captainautobots]

27:09 "In 1547-"

[@samuelsandoval167]

I hate that u kill the vibe so thoroughly that I go from a smiling viewer to a bothered, unsatisfied viewer by the end of it all. Billy is a goat 🐐 with a grey goatee to match and you ruined the novelty of his presence with boring game #1000. Geoff you gotta TRY. I went to a #1 school too (Berkeley cuz it matters), the school doesn’t make you good Geoff EFFORT does. I could do your job better than you, you don’t realize how special an opportunity you have. Good morning everyone ☀️

[@GregTurismo]

I like wordle

[@bsmjth]

My favorite parts are the ads.

[@juventusfcrules]

This was... not

[@captainautobots]

21:05 ad ends

[@Fauxry]

Meh, wouldn’t be too disappointed if billy never comes on the show again

[@Josh-st6pu]

Billy is…..not

[@smashino]

Geoff is a sour dough of himself. Gets more sour by the second.

[@dansmith8866]

really?

[@Angels510]

Bad.