Health Science Is Bullsh*t

Make up your mind, health nuts! Next, you'll say cigarettes are bad for me!
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CAST
Mike Trapp
Grant O'Brien
Ally Beardsley
CREW
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Mike Trapp
Producer - Francesca McLafferty
Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
Director of Photography - Cooper James
1st AC - John Morrissey
2nd AC/DIT - Kennya Rivera
Gaffer - Santiago Bahti
Key Grip - Griffith Voth
Production Designer - Rick Mader
HMU - Denise Valentine
Sound Mixer - Patrick Joyner
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Lesa Greenfield
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Esmeralda Pelayo
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
Content Management Assistant - Caroline Langella
Content Management Assistant - Jane Cripe
Editor - Yaniv Elani
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
Brittany Joyner - Assistant Editor
Matt Decker - Assistant Editor
A.J. Bedard - Assistant Editor

[@ashley-i3f]

"But coconut oil is good again." "Really?" "No." Comedy gold.

[@Gregory_12]

2:21 *Illuminati confirmed*

[@l.tc.5032]

In all honesty you really shouldn't eat it. Mainly because it's terrible for the environment.

[@organicspectroscopy7242]

@@l.tc.5032 How is it bad for the environment?

[@estahbear]

My mom is allergic

[@rayhan4502]

@@l.tc.5032 Nah no proof

[@coena9377]

The sketch is so true. I always have people saying dumb shit to me like “Fanta isn’t a good source of vitamin C”, “you can’t just eat Nutella”, “stop acting like chocolate and vanilla ice cream is a balanced diet”. What pseudoscience bullshit.

[@mloxard]

lol

[@Courage2006]

That made me laugh out loud. Thank you. That was funnier than the video and I really liked the video!

[@ogen2065]

Did u know that at one point cottage cheese was a health thing

[@Kuralai95]

Cottage cheese is bad now??

[@R_A120]

Very good comment my man lol

[@ag4002]

"Its healthier" "In what way?" "In the way that its not soup"

[@KyoteKy]

Timestamp would have been more efficient

[@cyanisntcontent_creator]

1:59

[@SleepyCinnamon]

As he said that I was eating soup

[@KyoteKy]

@@cyanisntcontent_creator thx I wasn't trying to come across like a dick I was just trying to find the quote

[@_zaaya-t-dp_6736]

Lol the likes that are 787 make a face

[@droppedoff6726]

"Vitamin C is basically magic... In that I don't know how it works and I think it can do anything" Golden.

[@d-o-n-u-t]

pretty much "scientists" now a days. no just kidding it's share-bait media.

[@maythesciencebewithyou]

I'm a biologist and I've telling that to my parent for years. 2 years ago a medical doctor told my father that vitC doesn't cure the common cold, that in fact there is no cure for the common cold, which I have been telling him for years. He acted totally surprised and finally took it as a fact because he was told by his doctor. Until then they questioned what kind of biologist I am for telling them that Vitamins are not a miracle cure. To my frustration, my mother is still like that.

[@d-o-n-u-t]

holy macaroni, NO CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD? HUMANITY WAKE UP AND MAKE ONE!

[@MrZAP17]

We can't. We're sick in bed with the cold. :(

[@BionicKing]

The common cold is actually pretty low on the priority list. It doesn't kill that many people, most people recover just fine on their own, and it's evolves quickly, making it really hard to get an end-all cure for.

[@jrjubach]

“There was a headline on an article that I didn’t read...” that’s how people do research these days for real.

[@kaelaolsen9251]

Jubach OMG!!!! Right??? Except for the rare Rainman who can argue why their point is true until the Earth ends(my mom being one of them)

[@Ungomongo]

Jubach don’t say “these days” like you are some kind of old wise guy that used to do everything differently when you were younger

[@jrjubach]

But I DID do everything differently when I was younger.

[@lordlightning2339]

millennials today -_-

[@omarelmohtady7706]

Jubach and the worst part is that they'd believe anything they read. I'll just make an article with a headline that says "breathing is deadly"

[@DrRiq]

Trapp's skits are THE BEST

[@windex3154]

No the Brennan ones are the best

[@davucom5783]

Dr. Riq doesn’t trapp have 2 p’s

[@jassjokbal6869]

Everyone is wrong, *Zac* is the best

[@SleepyCinnamon]

His name is Trapp

[@capncook2006]

Lol Suck agreed

[@NTonks-xn4tv]

"They say it's healthy" "Who?!" "They."

[@bradford6333]

THEY.

[@halo4don907]

This is just like one of my friend

[@rhawdazuriki1390]

Halo4don what friend? Lol

[@halo4don907]

20_rhoz_04 sniffs*

[@lukemckenzie0121]

What is it supposed to do?

[@ethandella-santina6346]

Eww, a process

[@CartoonKidOLLY]

Raging Potato lmao

[@goke1528]

Toksik EnVy beat me just by a year

[@Queeze101]

Eww, processed*

[@harveyshea7129]

Sir 'Quellin Esquire III no

[@Silverwind87]

Me when I'm told to do something and how to do it.

[@VxlvetCece]

And here I am eating a literal whipped cream sandwich. Basically poison. But it’s on whole grain bread! So it’s basically magic!

[@iraqforever9277]

Is it a Nutella sandwich?

[@magneticsnail7218]

OMG amazing lmao

[@Cobalt985]

GUYS NUTELLA WHIPPED CREAM SANDWICH BRB TRYING THIS RIGHT NOW

[@Noahm62060]

Xenon IKR

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@thomaslabat Here I thought French people would eat anything (joking, if you can't tell)

[@itsbo]

no one talks about ally’s delivery on “CARGLY! yum”

[@triccele]

They are a tresure

[@heckinggi6034]

@@triccele treasure*

[@heckinggi6034]

@urhomeboysalt cargally*

[@itsbo]

@@heckinggi6034 chill lmfao

[@heckinggi6034]

@@itsbo sorry

[@dovsherman491]

I learn nutrition science. I sent it to my teacher and now he always makes references to this video in the classroom.

[@BookUnbinder]

Ally is so damn funny. Her delivery is impeccable. "Eww, a process...."

[@AlinaAniretake]

their

[@Sam-nk4lm]

@@AlinaAniretake bro this was 2 years ago

[@AlinaAniretake]

@@Sam-nk4lm T'was said in a CH bribble: Fough 'vry time, when someone mispronounce Allys pronounce - he/she should be proven wrong, cause of doing so. Cause w'all simps for Ally))

[@Sam-nk4lm]

@@AlinaAniretake yea. I am not trying to be an ass. I’m just saying that this person probably didn’t mean to misgender them and its from 2 years ago from a sketch 5 years ago.

[@donovanfaust3227]

​​​@@AlinaAniretake*Ally's *pronouns It's funny how you threw unnecessary apostrophes everywhere to sound old timey? fancy? whatever you were going for but missed putting one where it was supposed to go. Even funnier that you wrote out mispronounce yet when it came to writing pronouns you wrote pronounce, so you should know they're two different words. You should have also included they in your he/she bit of the sentence since you literally just corrected someone about that sort of thing and yet you didn't. Reading your reply gave me an aneurysm and an ulcer.

[@professorcoms2481]

I ate an Orange and Oranges are bad, it's poison right? WebMD: It's Cancer

[@PixieoftheWood]

It actually is cancer if you're a male rat. If you're any species that is not a rat, or are a female rat, however, it is not cancer.

[@djoakeydoakey1076]

WebMD: Your also pregnant.

[@slacknhash]

WebMD: With cancer.

[@jauronbanks9018]

Phil Smith is it a girl cancer or a boy cancer

[@Kyrolysis]

You can't just assume a cancer's gender. When it formed from damaged mutated tissue, it was given a right to identify as one of the 69*E^621 genders out there.

[@baakelyeen1767]

This is the main problem on society and health miss-information

[@insertfunnyname3478]

Silent Soul in*

[@cassu6]

but it is good, well depends

[@Ceasarcomeback]

bread take energy? go to eat 10 kg of bread and say it again

[@nacholibre611]

Who is miss information

[@evancarvalho1575]

Nacho Libre ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Miss Information

[@raoul22]

"They say it's healthy" "Who?" *"T H E Y..."* Dark...

[@greythomas6199]

........ Iplier

[@hhiqoskar2616]

Grace Thomas weeb

[@beach_doggo9875]

@@hhiqoskar2616 no hes not...it just from youtube...also weebs best

[@hhiqoskar2616]

@@beach_doggo9875 no

[@jamie522]

They are watching they are listening

[@pimblokto5467]

Wow, is this a video of my parents watching the news?

[@KIMFPawp]

vanyenx 😂😂😂

[@adygombos4469]

I came to the comment section to say this, and here you are. Thank you.

[@kaptain1477]

vanyenx CNN lol

[@robotman011]

Factz

[@justinlong4331]

vanyenx YOU NEED TO STOP

[@CaptTerrific]

I'm with Katie - I'll stick with cocaine as my health food

[@danielthomas2]

It's processed though

[@thegooseinator9614]

Daniel Baldwin eck a process

[@ndhickson3599]

@@thegooseinator9614 if you want to unlock its desired effects, you need to smoke it as crack

[@frankchen4229]

@@danielthomas2 ew.....a process....

[@bloomingallium]

the “they say it’s good for you” “who” “they.” line is so much funnier now that ally uses they/them

[@kaitlin9288]

I was just thinking that haha

[@ConstantDerivative]

@@rowbotia its funny that the joke can be interpreted in other ways than the one intended

[@kaitlin9288]

@Rowbotia "they" referred to a nebulous group of health pseudoscience weirdos before; now that Ally uses they/them it implies Ally is also one of the pseudoscience weirdos - possibly the one who made the erroneous claim in the first place. It's literally not that deep like please develop one (1) critical thinking skill lmao

[@durillongaming]

@@rowbotia bruv it aint that deep

[@skyhigh6006]

"What is cargally" -Breaks tooth this is why im subscribed

[@domsquaaa4323]

I’m confused I’m guessing cargally is made up cause I can’t find it anywhere

[@maple22moose44]

Yeah

[@IAteABox]

Either Cargally is an actual grain nobody’s heard of or this madlad had captions on to know the spelling. Either way he has my respect

[@ChefRafi]

Health science is determined by the highest bidder with the best ads. 👨‍🍳👍😊

[@parapindle1256]

👨‍🍳 👏 🌎 that is your username, auto corrected by emojis

[@milkydanny8316]

shove those emojis up your peach emoji

[@hadierturk4693]

I think you're referring to health fads. If you look at reliable sources and studies health science is more consistent.

[@bluchismoon]

hadi erturk but nobody does that? Everyone who doesn't really care about health science and is just looking for an easy way to be "healthy" will read these random articles that pop up based off shit "science journals" published by anyone for a fee. It's practically how the guy that said eating chocolate helped lose weight or some such did it. And he was just trying to prove how easy it was to trick the media, because nobody checks their sources anymore when they could be getting hits on their bullshit copy pasted article instead.

[@AliS-ml7nd]

bluchismoon however dark chocolate in small amounts can have beneficial effects

[@SoaringDragon562]

I was fully expecting it to circle back around with them telling Trapp that eating whole fruits is the only good option and why has he been waiting so long to eat that orange, is he that afraid of being healthy?!?

[@DanielledeVreede]

Same

[@DTLamia]

Basically my stephdad after he scrolled on facebook too much

[@natashab2675]

SeaVd hello army we're everywhere

[@joshguy2177]

For me it's my grandmother, she subscribes to like every health information source out there so she's constantly contradicting herself.

[@masterstepz9800]

Everyone’s parents. They tell you either something obscure or info everyone’s already known for years.

[@gitadine]

Yeah, I give up. I'll just eat whatever I want and hope death comes quickly and painlessly.

[@igiveuponnames3966]

gitadine same

[@igiveuponnames3966]

Which is why I'm going to kill myself, I heard it's a great stress reliever

[@deadweight7334]

gitadine oooh edgy

[@lillyjones4026]

I give up On names 18002738255

[@markspangler9209]

This is how I live my "life"

[@dunstonlion1342]

Their use of music within the quick cuts is genuinely fantastic. It's a small detail that really sells each beat.

[@TheObsidianX]

"Anything that old has to be good" break out the mercury I suppose

[@crowboy7351]

TheObsidianX Mmm mmm mmm! Lead tomatoes: my favourite!

[@gagzy1989]

TheObsidianX hahahahahahahh

[@rnelody5496]

dude, sugar and artificial sweeteners are all basically poison. just use the sweetener the Romans used! White lead!

[@gameslayer404]

mmmm delicious lead

[@cindaflaca4742]

TheObsidianX ha thats the first thing I thought of too.

[@woolyvideos]

This really reminds me of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5.

[@mrchuckmorris]

Apple cider vinegar makes your teeth go gray!

[@royalpain9281]

Are you hungry? You seem to be a bit hungry

[@HamelinSong]

5?? I was trumatized enough at 3....

[@izzyornquist5084]

woolyvideos Ha

[@phrogsandmorephrogs3022]

woolyvideos omg it does 😱

[@triccele]

Trapp writting with the magic that is Ally and Grant together is just *chef kiss*

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Watching KZbin at 3am is basically poison

[@cf8296]

No its good

[@falsealarm348]

Never mind it's good again.

[@liviuvieru7337]

"Watching KZbin at 3 am is poison. You risk to wear glasses, its not good for your eyes. " "Watching Clips on KZbin at 3 Am is good for some people, they couldn't sleep because they needed to watch something so, It's A GOOD THING" ........ Shouldn't we avoid gossiping??😂

[@stealthlord6620]

but its good content so its basically magic

[@iamarchibald]

How did you know I was doing that?

[@CallieSqueakz]

"Ew, a process."

[@ravenpie12]

Stolen

[@CallieSqueakz]

+RavenPie Quoted, actually.

[@ravenpie12]

Stolen comment.

[@CallieSqueakz]

+RavenPie Quoted it from the video like the last guy who did, keep scrolling.

[@carlosblondiswall4532]

WebMD when you put one of your symptoms as a stomachache: "Your basically poisoned"

[@Ethelgiggle]

Could also be a stomach carcinoma though.

[@iamacatperson7226]

Poisoned with cancer

[@stiofanloingsigh351]

"You have 30-45 minutes left to live"

[@jello-anthem]

I lose it at "Ancient Egyptian tomb" Every Damn Time

[@scottvelez3154]

If they're found in tombs, they probably brought the person to that tomb.

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Honey found in ancient Egyptian tombs is still perfectly good to eat, just warm it up and stir it a bit. XD

[@domsquaaa4323]

I’m confused I’m guessing cargally is made up cause I can’t find it anywhere

[@lunsj]

@@domsquaaa4323 Have you looked in Egyptian Tooombs?

[@CraftyBear975]

I know it's been said, but I just wanna say how amazing Ally Beardsley is. Her blank slate humour pairs so well with each sketch and I fucking love it.

[@hudmoon06]

“this is broth, it’s different” “hOw” “it’s healthier” “iN wHat wAY” “*IN THE WAY THAT ITS NOT SOUP*” i died

[@yexumaelf]

I got my bachelor's of science in healthcare. Unfortunately this 100% accurate.

[@mitchelldubeau7006]

WolfgangLMclain from what i understand a BA in healthcare is more about administration than the other degrees you mentioned

[@Silverwind87]

So, is cargally and broth good for you?

[@Asterius_101]

WolfgangLMclain Most MDs get their BAs in Biology or Chemistry. Never heard of a healthcare major.

[@olivias1212]

mike: "i feel like youre following fads w no real science to back you up* ally, like a normal human: "what?" grant: *has a seizure*

[@zoelyons1264]

“Ew, process”

[@squidwardsnose3069]

Cum

[@cameroncubstead3665]

Stolen

[@englishisntmyfirstlanguage7413]

Stolen

[@mapagatu]

Health science is not stupid. Popularized health-pseudo science is.

[@dr.zoidberg8666]

If it's not stupid, it's at the very least pretty worthless. It'd be like creating a science devoted to figuring out how to tie shoes. We already know how to do it, & everyone whose doing it wrong already knows deep down what they should do to improve. Seems to me like the last genuinely insightful thing that health science came up with was that sailors should eat an orange once in a while so they don't get scurvy.

[@AF-wd2gt]

Dr. Zoidberg health science Doesn't equal nutrition science/ food. Health science is actually very important and deals with controlling water born diseases, air, waste disposal and even inviromental impact on population health. Infact good health science infrastructure is what separates high income countries from low income countries in terms of mortality due to easily preventable illnesses like desentria and typhoid.

[@dr.zoidberg8666]

That's cool if that's what you think, but my friends who work in those fields just call it chemistry, epidemiology, bacteriology, virology, biology, medicine & city planning/infrastructure engineering. The most common usage for the term 'health sciences' seems to be just what you're saying it isn't: the scientific study of exercise & nutrition. Maybe that's not what the term was originally supposed to be, but it is what it has become.

[@AF-wd2gt]

Dr. Zoidberg health science is a discipline that combines those fields which are specific specialists and connects them.

[@AF-wd2gt]

Dr. Zoidberg or at least not in my country

[@DanteYewToob]

“Ew.. a process!” Is my favorite line… lmao

[@muxamoose1012]

“Explain again why I am meant to drink this ?” “Cause they said it’s healthy” “Who said?” “They” “And what’s it meant to do” “Be healthy” Hahahah favourite line

[@pixelpudding3914]

Broth is just liquid Soup has stuff in it

[@chrishubbard64]

Broth has like 90 pounds of salt in it. Its basically poison.

[@pixelpudding3914]

chris hubbard There was a headline on an article I didn’t read, on a website I don’t remember that said broth was healthy though...

[@scottvelez3154]

@@chrishubbard64 Never mind that salt is good for you again

[@LMSPetRescue]

Tomato soup is just liquid Broth is liquids made from boiling meat I believe (beef broth and chicken broth)

[@pixelpudding3914]

Scott Velez Really? That’s amazi- never mind I saw a tweet that said it was unhealthy

[@EvolutionofAviation]

*This video is why I don't have friends...* Wait that makes no sense... shit

[@setsers1]

Psychedelic hallucinogenic relic of reality lmao

[@supmane8740]

You're funny 😂🤣😭😵😏👌😈

[@straightmalecaucasian1453]

Sup Mayne stop, emojis are insanely cringey

[@Asunsx]

Friday Night's Out using cringey is also pretty "cringey"

[@humblebumble8192]

Psychedelic hallucinogenic relic of reality vitamin c will help with that

[@nayR5]

"Everything that old has to be right" literally every religion in a nutshell

[@renascitur7051]

Lmaoo

[@elwiwi43]

True, true

[@Karsow2054]

Someone had a bad experience at a rally...

[@dusksunsetio6042]

how did you manage to shove religion into a video about food

[@elwiwi43]

@@dusksunsetio6042 one of the lines

[@lookingglassknight139]

This was actually funny good job

[@frydfish4934]

Yeah but are you eating an orange on a plate

[@glitchicy]

Cryo Phobica He was putting the peels on the plate, so it won't be messy.

[@kennykeating5243]

Why not a napkin? Now he has to wash a whole plate for 1 orange, which is not a good lunch.

[@axelfirekirby]

cause Illuminati

[@ashesashes8968]

Oranges are juicy and sticky

[@pixelpudding3914]

Maybe he had a sandwich or something and is eating the orange after Trapp finished it

[@kyliecoyne8399]

I love ally’s writing & delivery along with grant’s command of yelling.

[@Davadro]

Soooo is coconut oil good again?

[@MissMiserize]

a very happy dolphin :D yes

[@Pierredirects]

Was it ever bad? I use that shit for everything

[@ebatdorf9991]

It's always been good. AwakenWithJP explains what happened and the health science perfectly.

[@bernardo00124719]

its very good as long you dont eat it

[@michaelgaston1481]

Yes, it's good again. ...Wait, no, now it's bad again.

[@airnomad2650]

1:02 bEcaUsE iTs pRocEssEd replay button

[@strbourne]

"You take water and you steam it" WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS PART

[@rinlikestostopprocastinating]

not me hearing it as a s*men 💀💀💀💀

[@DanielledeVreede]

I automatically assumed the water was used to steam the grains, not as the to be steamed object😂

[@MrGksarathy]

Grant was eating those grains raw!

[@trialbyfire9945]

I'll stick to bleach Or sick beats Edit: I have a confession to make I liked my own comment

[@trialbyfire9945]

Please like this

[@trialbyfire9945]

And am I till allowed to even make this joke?

[@trialbyfire9945]

Someone notice this

[@trialbyfire9945]

Still haven't liked my comment

[@trialbyfire9945]

Should I like my comment?

[@aboxofcheese4788]

"That's why I swish my mouth every night with coconut" "That's actually really bad for you" "Never mind, I don't do that and I never have" That really cracked me up.

[@joechief2456]

"Eww...a process"

[@eternallycreative8042]

"Someone didn't get enough vitamin C"

[@TheLux008]

"Quick, I don't know what to write as an early comment so I'll just point out the punchline of the video everyone just watched!"

[@mawe86ify]

*Ding!* Oh, never mind, he's had too much vitamin C. And not enough coconut oil!

[@siddharthchoudhary4278]

She didn't get enough of this D, if you know what i mean ;)

[@jamiethemagpie]

WebMD: The "C" in Vitamin C stands for "Cancer"

[@CharlieRodls]

I too watched the video

[@ratchet7201]

GREAT NOW YOU CANNOT EVEN EAT ANYTHING LOL😂😂😂😂😂

[@rebeccaluis1223]

No when a vegan health freak friend takes you out to eat

[@kimernhansen5624]

This might have been the worst comment I’ve ever seen

[@jereluokkanen5327]

Eating is unhealthy, duh! Everyone who have ever lived have eaten something in some point of their life!! Can't be a coincidence!!!

[@jennytalaban2232]

How about ice

[@vavi215]

Actually, not eating anything is basically poison

[@Ipomoea_Alba]

Grant: * sprays out a painful looking stream of water * Captions (super casually): Human Geyser

[@parthjain8184]

"they"....... that's the punch line

[@mythellaneous2082]

Grant's face while he's saying "because it's processed" is honestly every American doing a pretentious British accent and I'm kind of living for it.

[@edadervishi6854]

LMAOO look at Grant at 1:25

[@lucaslayton3974]

This is why I only drink dihydrogen oxide.

[@diegogonzalez5273]

Lucas Layton *monoxide

[@imperatorcaesardivifiliusa2158]

Lucas Layton You do realize 100 percent of people who drink that will die, right? It's also quite addicting, some people have died to dihydrogen monoxide withdrawal.

[@Leo-ws3bp]

Lucas Layton i eat basically poison, basically poison, and basically poison very varied i know

[@otisjohnreidy4739]

The technical term is actually hydrogen hydroxide.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Just be careful not too drink too much. Nasty way to go.

[@jasonmultin4781]

People who are vegans for health reasons believe that animal products are bad for you. That includes meat, fish, eggs, and dairy. I'm not just talking about "unhealthy" meat like red meat or deep fried meat. Many of these people believe that all animal products should be limited or even eliminated. Other people believe that carbs are bad for you and should be limited. I'm not just talking about "unhealthy" carbs like white bread or white rice. They still think that even wheat bread or brown rice should be eaten by people much less. So if a person removes most or all carbs, meats, dairy, and eggs from their diet, then the only thing left to eat is fruits and vegetables. Fruits and vegetables are almost universally accepted to be healthy. However, the problem with fruits and vegetables is that hey are not very filling by themselves. Have you even been really hungry, then ate an apple or carrot and that made you feel full and satisfied? Probably not.

[@Candylover449]

Jason Multin but you run on carbs!! You cannot gain weight eating carbs

[@jasonmultin4781]

Paul Olsen,dangit. So not even fruits are universally accepted to be healthy. Eating nothing but vegetables isn't going to be fun.

[@ancalyme]

Paul Olsen If you don't eat carbs, you need to eat fats. It's not "ignoring" the fat in the peanut butter, it's eaten because of the fat. Your body has to get energy from somewhere and only proteins are difficult for the body to use long-term. On low-fat, you get energy from carbs. On low-carb, from fat. It literally, honestly is "pick one" for medical diets.

[@owlinamug3247]

constant grazing brah

[@durgasdelight]

Carbs and fruit are fine. Also there are many ways to prepare vegetables so they suit your tastebuds and fill your belly, you don't have to just eat them straight up. That's closer to the raw diet, but even then there's more to that than carrot sticks and apples (e.g. pickled foods are still considered raw).

[@seenovr]

"but coconut oil is good again" "really!?" "no" this is the moment I died

[@johnnycabrera2714]

I actually revisit this one every so often and even quote it in everyday situations. For example, I can't hear the word "tombs" without hearing it said in Trapp's voice. "TOMBS?!"

[@pickledjellochronicles3029]

Fruit: good (vitamins and the good kind of sugar) Juice: bad (less nutrient quality and the bad kind of sugar) Vitamin C packets: okay (honestly I don’t know much about them) Cargally: cargally is not real Soup: depends on what kind of soup Broth: good (very nutritious) Coconut oil: okay Alkaline water: still being debated, but generally there are no health benefits Apple cider vinegar: good side note: the difference between broth and soup is that broth is an animal product that is used in soup, but not all soup has broth and their are non soup broth recipes.

[@phillipjackson3193]

You guys made me laugh on a difficult day thank you so much

[@d_wang9836]

Looks like he was *Trapped* in a tricky situation

[@aaronlaplace5902]

[Yoshikage_Kira] no just no

[@halfapersonalityaquarterof9871]

[Yoshikage_Kira] ok. Ha... I think

[@TheArdeam]

This is not science this is just reading BuzzFeed articles....

[@chrisjones5949]

Grant: Ally: (casually) Someone didn't get enough vitamin C I almost cracked a rib laughing at that.

[@brittl5778]

Everyone knows that orange makes your teeth go grey

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Holy shit, that reference.

[@user-ix7xj6vw5d]

Britt L really?

[@fynnla.e]

Saitama Sensei but too much yeast can make your teeth turn grey

[@Nerule]

Eat stones, it's good fiber.

[@Nothingeveralways]

XD

[@tonyboganwright7531]

This is the sketch that I will always come back to and enjoy.

[@mynotificationsareoff.400]

I always feel like a goon with the amount of times I rewatch there sketches

[@NuToons]

Where’s Adam when you need him...

[@alicepersson9568]

0:56 I was just listening to this in the background, hear this sound and thought Grant was pulling out a glock

[@ranex7511]

This is so true. They keep changing their minds.

[@halo4224]

the background music in this sketch is great - the way the Copyright Free Uplifting Music(tm) and the Horror Note Music(tm) keep cutting in and out add so much to it i think

[@elizabethbennet4791]

1:57 actualy this IS true. Broth is healthier in that it is a soup made from not just muscle meat but bones/cartilage/skin which contain a lot more vitamins and minerals in them.

[@flamingpi2245]

You’re thinking of stock

[@takingtheshot9830]

Dr. Riq it's trapp

[@transbiologistthetransesto7956]

My favorite CollegeHumor video!

[@FudgeMyLyfe]

My parents in a nutshell

[@shade9592]

Same...

[@altoclef6197]

Nutshells? You know how unhealthy those are for you?!

[@MDoorpsy]

For me, the video is honestly a little too accurate to be funny. I'm just getting deppressed.

[@FiatPandas]

another great video Ch :)

[@seamusaparicio3564]

Still remains my favorite sketch from collegehumor.

[@hannalavoie4419]

Health articles took them for *grant* -ed It's one big health *trap* Can you vitamin *C* what I did there

[@InverseAgonist]

That joke was right up my *alley*

[@asdfghjkl-ld7iv]

InverseAgonist that was *adam* bad joke

[@vz17]

It didn't took me long to *Rekha* -nize what you did there.

[@vin8523]

How do you guys do the bold?

[@jx7945]

Hanna Lavoie Stop being so siobhan-istic.

[@Rose-hh7mk]

Reminds me of when I'm in a depressive black hole and people are like "Have you ever tried Vitamin D????"

[@Wikrin]

I've been given three different sets of dietary requirements from doctors this summer and this is what it feels like.

[@KariMaxsoulreapergoddess]

my gym teacher teaches my health class this is basically him. XD

[@johnbailey5835]

2:14 Don't wanna be the "but actually" guy, but your stomach acid would cancel out the chemical reaction between the two...

[@grauster423]

College Humor fully respects the "Um, Actually" guys and gals

[@TangerineTux]

Cancel out how? It's an acid. It just means you don't need as much vinegar to get the reaction going (which produces CO2).

[@Joseph-sm6je]

Still one of my favorite videos

[@niesabougouneau46]

Coconut oil is healthy it's never been bad for you.

[@f.b.iagent8921]

I agree on certain conditions...

[@WolfOfJustice]

It's scary how true all of this is.

[@thecacklinggoblin1452]

I love how accurate this is Also these are my three favorite people from CH

[@Lidianeko]

They said nothing about proteins... also I'm a health freak, I am worse than the video itself.

[@1.25speedoneverything7]

FUBU Same I'm a natural bodybuilder tho so i kinda have to know my shit....

[@MarisaFan411]

Here for a good time not a long time

[@mikobillurcu7869]

1:16 “put a little bit of water and you steam it” 😂

[@PhillipSchwimmbeck]

wouldnt the water and the vinegar just have a neutralization and basicly nothing would happen ?

[@warship21]

Yeah it would most likely simply leave a bad taste in your mouth as it forms a salt but that would be about it. Then again if the water had carbonate in it (which it most likely does), the reaction would give carbon dioxide which is probably what they were trying to show.

[@lewislong3249]

Then again this is a comedy video ffs

[@legendarytat8278]

Ye chill

[@chrishubbard64]

Pretty sure they were going for the bleach/ammonia thing.

[@ethanw041]

2:21 (human geyser) in the captions

[@greythomas6199]

Omg it does say that

[@vashistreddy4590]

This is ,undoubtedly ,the best college humor video to this day!

[@levels7563]

*ItS bAsIcAlLY pOiSOn*

[@mikopolaruso1525]

1:37 you do know those same old egyptians put weed or kokaine(cant remeber which.) plants in their seremonial foods, right?(this is something i learned from school, and rememberd because i always it had something to do with why they had so many ridicolus egyptyan gods.)

[@ProbablyBacon]

This has proven to be one of my favorite channels

[@chain-wallet]

eat food. not too much. mostly plants.

[@kiltorea1]

😁

[@wishesandfishes]

Dr Shaun Baker would beg to disagree

[@mariohabib6195]

Reality: eat whole unprossessed foods like MEAT,healthy fats (monounsaturated fat, omega 3 and saturated fat and yes saturated fat is healthy) veggies, berries, moderate amount of fruits and roots. Mostly anything u can find in the wild so no bread, no prossessed foods, no grains( they are not found in the wild), no sugar, no dairy, no trans fat, no vegetable oils, no juices

[@aidanmuller3358]

A pot brownie is mostly plant. And it's technically food so......

[@LMSPetRescue]

Aidan Muller I’m dead 😂😂😂 and your comment is my new life motto

[@owenhatton6698]

This is the most realistic thing I’ve ever seen

[@filedotnix]

one of my fav ch sketches, still incredibly relevant

[@notaspy8436]

health science: ______ is basically (good/bad adjective)