i love that he himself disliked Jack to the future
@CatieMuse3 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily if he has someone else editing his vids. Seems like he's been outsourcing part of his editing recently.
@aggelosgeo63 жыл бұрын
That's comedy my guy
@RobTopala3 жыл бұрын
yea lol
@CatieMuse3 жыл бұрын
@James FARIA Yeah, that's what I figured. I heard he was doing more for Jack's channel and had noticed the videos have had a slightly different flavour over the past few weeks/months. A new editing style is actually kinda refreshing! And he seems to understand Jack's comedic style perfectly.
@emilsvensson74913 жыл бұрын
It us quite funny, maybe a bit sad
@Jasper-Rubley3 жыл бұрын
#yiayfuneral as my partner of 45 years finishes their eulogy, they look wistfully at my closed coffin. then, they clap twice, turning off all the lights and submerging the guests in complete darkness. a demented version of happy birthday begins to slowly play, steadily becoming louder and louder in volume until you can’t even hear yourself think. all of a sudden, a blood red spotlight is cast onto my casket, which has been broken open. the lid is covered in scratches and the silk lining has been torn to shreds. the guests are horrified. a skittering noise can be heard on the floor. suddenly, the spotlight moves from the casket, and onto my corpse. i am attached to a set of robotic spider legs, and crawling around the funeral home. i am god
@hannahreen3 жыл бұрын
I think you just described a Toy Story spin off
@lyricalswift3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me but who are you because I saw a nightmare about a very scary thing tonight and it looks like you just kidding my comments suck
@britney_the_evil_overladybug3 жыл бұрын
You should write short stories. I'm not even joking :D
@ryenboi61193 жыл бұрын
i am banana
@blueiris5743 жыл бұрын
I really hope this answer gets in yiay.
@TheOneAndOnlyFroBoy3 жыл бұрын
"What's heaven like?" "What's your funeral like?" Uhh... you okay, Jack?
@rudolphiscrying75753 жыл бұрын
Midlife crisis.
@Gothstana3 жыл бұрын
He's coming.
@INNERLMNT3 жыл бұрын
"How to absolve yourself of your sins?"
@Freeflops3 жыл бұрын
@@Gothstana do you mean he is c*ming ;)
@lyricalswift3 жыл бұрын
@@Freeflops Here's the next Yiay question! Describe being sexually excited and then lost because all your emotions seem to be based to physical fulfillment and you're starting to withdraw from society and panic and lose your mind in just 4 words! P-please--
@mousetvalerie3 жыл бұрын
"leg in one hand and breast in the other" is a Fresh Prince of Bel Air joke
@fart-man3 жыл бұрын
@sannio komi why are you replying to a comment
@claygeydos53093 жыл бұрын
I'm sure they invented that joke
@boingy-m5q3 жыл бұрын
chicken and winnigish
@mousetvalerie3 жыл бұрын
@@boingy-m5q I gotta have a leg in one hand... and a brerb in the other!
@boingy-m5q3 жыл бұрын
@@mousetvalerie aye G, would you make me a sandwich?
@cinemastan63753 жыл бұрын
The true genius of blind YIAS is that now people are too busy being mad that Jack didn't get a joke instead of being upset that they weren't featured
@NetheriteMiner3 жыл бұрын
what is YIAS? yesterday i asked Susan? Santa? Sam?
@randanony81193 жыл бұрын
NetheriteMiner yesterday i asked sundae
@admiralgremlin67673 жыл бұрын
I want just a closed casket funeral but its like a mr beast challenge “last to take their hand off of my corpse wins the will” but the will is just half a pound of pocket lint and a dried out brown dry erase marker #YIAYfuneral
@saigeferko60353 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment here 🤣
@bugsarecool55553 жыл бұрын
please 😭😭
@BipsAhoyBocolateBipBookies3 жыл бұрын
@@kingmankingboy8743 the flip
@UltraSwordKirby13 жыл бұрын
#yiayfuneral The "Pop Goes the Weasel" theme plays continuously on loop without reaching the ending. No one acknowledges it as they keep nervously looking at my coffin.
@Ryansk20033 жыл бұрын
I hope this makes it
@turbotaquitogoogle80953 жыл бұрын
No joke, I would guess for about 1/3 the time, pop goes the weasel (no lyrics, 50% speed) has been playing in a loop inside my head. It's just kinda the default when I'm zoning out
@BeliveInTheDuck71743 жыл бұрын
I was today years old when I learned that Jack hates the phrase: "I was today year old when..."
@fhinpus3 жыл бұрын
I'm 1 billlion year old when I knew that I have 10 billion kids in my basement
@ConejitoPequenito3 жыл бұрын
Wedding rules: You throw the corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it is next #yiayfuneral
@pleasehold423 жыл бұрын
To be sure of it, all the other funeral guests beat them up.
@pleasehold423 жыл бұрын
@@danjoredd like at a wedding, whoever catches the bouquet is supposedly next to get married. But since it’s a funeral…
@shanewilliams23103 жыл бұрын
If your comment isn't featured I will riot
@rorycharlesworthington3 жыл бұрын
THAT IS ICONIC
@SWSe23 жыл бұрын
Instead of the corpse, this also works with knives.
@NintenDank3 жыл бұрын
I want multiple Italian guys to walk up to my coffin and say, "I'm gonna miss ya' boss" and then immediately leave before my family can stop to ask them anything #YIAYfuneral
@TheKeeperofChaos3 жыл бұрын
The only good answer in this comment section
@funnyteacherman3 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious, I love it
@teddygellos87763 жыл бұрын
He didn’t make this up it’s a meme
@tessaN643 жыл бұрын
whoa so original omg ive never seen this wowie
@FeatherSlowfall3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKeeperofChaos Thats because it was stolen lol
@yggentis6513 жыл бұрын
The choir part of Gangsta's Paradise will constantly be playing in the background but extremely faintly so everyone will think they know the song, but can't put their finger on it. #YIAYfuneral
@zoinksss13723 жыл бұрын
EPIC FUNERAL PLOT TWIST: it was Amish Paradise the whole time
@teathesilkwing76163 жыл бұрын
@@zoinksss1372 no, it’s gangsta’s paradise sung by the Amish. All of them.
@mattg86193 жыл бұрын
I want to be buried in the Dashcon ball-pit, but instead of balls it’s filled with all of my harvested organs #yiayfuneral
@kohlcooke87893 жыл бұрын
that sounds like some Hannibal Lecter shit I love it
@hannahreen3 жыл бұрын
It’s a big murder mystery themed party where everyone has to figure out who killed me but everyone has to speak like Scooby-Doo #YIAYfuneral
@sawyerswitzer3 жыл бұрын
if this doesn't make YIAY I will not do anything significant but will be upset.
@ourrandomvidz3 жыл бұрын
ROOBY ROO!
@hamham49943 жыл бұрын
now this is a good answer. now I just answered truthfully like an idiot
@tezdepez3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this sounds like a nice funeral party
@GeminiWolfstarGaming3 жыл бұрын
Ruh-oh, Raggy! There's multiple of me! Eheheheh!
@Micd_Up90003 жыл бұрын
I would like them to put a mechanical retractor in me so whenever somebody comes close to my coffin I pop out like a halloween decoration. #YIAYfuneral
@artemixzs3 жыл бұрын
When it’s activated, a soft “pop” sound plays
@batarang063 жыл бұрын
See you next episode lmao
@1.41423 жыл бұрын
Like a jacksfilmsinthebox
@timetraveler73 жыл бұрын
Morbid
@twinarooski3 жыл бұрын
The Bruno Mars answer was so good jack didn’t understand it, must have discrepantly mentioned not holding the flashlight right
@MrSamwise253 жыл бұрын
The editor knows our pain
@kurtorr25873 жыл бұрын
#yiayfuneral I want to take the "fun" out of "funeral." Everyone is only allowed to sit around being sad. There is nothing fun about losing the worlds strongest gamer.
@kurtorr25873 жыл бұрын
@@jackdouglass9897 Who said I supported your career?
@mackr19403 жыл бұрын
Eral
@spaghetti_24483 жыл бұрын
@@jackdouglass9897 I love you scam bot
@therealbeanbot3 жыл бұрын
“Hello, and welcome to Kurt Orr’s eral. Hope you have a time.”
@Libbib3 жыл бұрын
may we bow our head for the owl bear eral
@3n3my333 жыл бұрын
The drawback to this format is that Jack looks like a total doofus whenever he doesn't get a joke
@rileyrose51663 жыл бұрын
i wouldn't call that a drawback, it's funny
@cshaffrey34383 жыл бұрын
That just makes it even funnier
@rockinrootbeer17953 жыл бұрын
@@rileyrose5166 It's even better when it's "fixed" in post, because then I finally get the joke while Jack's still in the dark.
@mr.stuffdoer84833 жыл бұрын
@@rileyrose5166 Not when he gets the joke explained to him and then thinks it’s a meme and not an actual experience millions of sons suffer through, daily.
@92brunod3 жыл бұрын
I don't think not knowing Bruno Mars discography makes you look like a total doofus, but ok.
@jaredisfunny3 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how good that Bruno Mars joke was and he just didn’t get it
@sawyerswitzer3 жыл бұрын
i still don't get it
@dddestroya3 жыл бұрын
@@sawyerswitzer Bruno Mars has a song called “locked out of heaven”
@hamianagrande3 жыл бұрын
@@sawyerswitzer Same
@ilexdiapason3 жыл бұрын
sad indeed
@hjalmarhellstrom96583 жыл бұрын
@@ahmiehabibi it woud not have Bruno Mars woud have worked
@nataliezern54393 жыл бұрын
well jack, i’d probably like a steampunk man with only one band member to go through all the old victorian burial rites whilst singing a song about a painting. #YIAYfuneral
@broccoli29333 жыл бұрын
wha
@tezdepez3 жыл бұрын
Oh no not the emo fans
@spk11213 жыл бұрын
*burial rites
@cerealexperimentslain3 жыл бұрын
WOOOOOOOAH MONA LISA
@nataliezern54393 жыл бұрын
@@spk1121 snap you’re right! i’m so sorry.
@nizwiz._.59063 жыл бұрын
I want an open casket, but there's nobody actually in the coffin. Instead, my corpse is in the ceiling, and as soon as someone notices I'm not in the coffin, I fall onto them as All Star plays on the speakers. #yiayfuneral
@spadonking3 жыл бұрын
the bruno mars was literally the FUNNIEST fucking joke in this entire episode it's utterly disappointing you didn't get it
@luudamato_3 жыл бұрын
YES
@vozercozer3 жыл бұрын
What??? What the joke???
3 жыл бұрын
@@vozercozer min 0:52, bruno mars has a song called Locked Out Of Heaven
@vozercozer3 жыл бұрын
@DaRealBookworm LOL thanx
@BodiddlyTheSecond3 жыл бұрын
@James FARIA "The rumor talked about very much even in a person of his fans"
@pattykcake3 жыл бұрын
BECAUSE BRUNO MARS IS “LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN”
@huunamlee82863 жыл бұрын
Thanks you Patty
@the_moist3 жыл бұрын
@@instagramuser7023says the one who promotes their own channel in the comments 🤡
@EdwardHam223 жыл бұрын
Full caps geezer
@EdwardHam223 жыл бұрын
Lad he legit says that in the video 😎
@EdwardHam223 жыл бұрын
L
@PHX7873 жыл бұрын
This months “every time you broke me” video is gonna be an hour long ain’t it
@EEEEEEEE3 жыл бұрын
E
@grufoffg40433 жыл бұрын
I killed a women in iraq and i never got caught
@kotarodesu_233 жыл бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE Clout chasing is a disease.
@EEEEEEEE3 жыл бұрын
@@kotarodesu_23 TikTok is one too
@dinkster3 жыл бұрын
@@grufoffg4043 based
@oscarwilson75913 жыл бұрын
“What’s heaven like?” “What’s your funeral like?” damn jack. Bad day?
@immortalsun3 жыл бұрын
me me big boy
@drumpf77213 жыл бұрын
If heaven was real, Jacksfilms wouldn’t be allowed in.
@professionaldunce63123 жыл бұрын
The YIAY's passed, bud.
@drumpf77213 жыл бұрын
@@professionaldunce6312 I don’t care. I’m just here to speak the truth.
@azaram81333 жыл бұрын
None of us will be goinf
@Crilyte3 жыл бұрын
so he's... Locked Out Of Heaven?
@smrodobaggins3 жыл бұрын
that's why he asked this question!!!
@TheRealSteveHarvey3 жыл бұрын
It’s like heaven
@yakijacob3 жыл бұрын
Well you aren’t wrong
@nayten03243 жыл бұрын
So what’s hell like?
@EEEEEEEE3 жыл бұрын
E
@yakijacob3 жыл бұрын
@@nayten0324 like hell
@GooberInternet3 жыл бұрын
that was my answer lol
@SailorMoonLogic3 жыл бұрын
#YIAYfuneral I want all those “I put the fun in funeral” girls to compete for who is the MOST fun at my funeral. My grieving family will pick the winner and her reward is to be buried alive with me, so I can have a fun-filled afterlife! A “laughter-life”, if you will.
@Nepeta-Leijon3 жыл бұрын
this is really good
@amanaashraf5343 жыл бұрын
IM WHEEZINGGG
@Kya103 жыл бұрын
A LAUGHTER-LIFE FOR FUCK SAKE-
@IsaoSoichiro3 жыл бұрын
I'm so disappointed that this one wasn't picked
@maxcipriani34033 жыл бұрын
#yiayfuneral Everyone will be singing joyously “ding dong the witch is dead”
@youngwang973 жыл бұрын
BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!
@immortalsun3 жыл бұрын
That’s from Cats, right?
@astragato.3 жыл бұрын
Yesssss i love Holt
@haleyleyley89513 жыл бұрын
Hey isnt this from that other funeral yiay from 49852 years ago
@jovanmitro75393 жыл бұрын
NINE-NINE
@eu4um3 жыл бұрын
“A long list of people waiting to fight God” Every JRPG ever
@crawlingboy3 жыл бұрын
Just shin megami tensei
@thepoopsock87063 жыл бұрын
my dad told me he doesn’t want a funeral. he wants all his friends and family to get together and have a game of taser tag. last one left standing/conscious gets everything he owns and all his money. #YIAYfuneral
@teathesilkwing76163 жыл бұрын
What’s the plan for when your father’s body gets tased and he comes back alive like Frankenstein
@pavloverboy3 жыл бұрын
@@teathesilkwing7616 He joins them
@thepoopsock87063 жыл бұрын
@@teathesilkwing7616 i hope he enjoys being marvel’s next sandman cuz he’s getting cremated 🚶♀️
@BucsFan763 жыл бұрын
But u need the police for that!!!🤣🤣🤣 YOU SHOULD BE Featured ON YGS TASER TAG
@itz_joeyplayz86023 жыл бұрын
no we aint going to heaven after watching this
@nayten03243 жыл бұрын
Sadly not
@dierlesss3 жыл бұрын
I never planned to
@christinaandwena89173 жыл бұрын
yep
@davidthier21553 жыл бұрын
Oh cool.
@spoopyscaryskelebones38463 жыл бұрын
@@dierlesss •_• dierless
@milesendebrock3733 жыл бұрын
#YIAYfuneral “All around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel-“ on loop while everyone watches in disbelieving horror as a small wind-up handle spins on the side of my coffin
@natrod86283 жыл бұрын
feels like jack is tryna kill us and is mentally preparing us for it
@thewinterizzy3 жыл бұрын
I was today year’s old when I learned Jack dislikes the phrase “I was today year’s old.”
@TheErkis283 жыл бұрын
nice apostrophe
@LPSWeirdCow133 жыл бұрын
years*
@PresidentNathan3 жыл бұрын
today year is old
@AshleyoftheAbyss3 жыл бұрын
Today year isn't *that* old...
@coolbeans63123 жыл бұрын
Everyone I know is put in one of those blacklight mall golf courses, tripping on acid. They are given one golf club. The Nyan cat theme is played on loop over the speakers. My body is nowhere to be seen. #YIAYfuneral
@andrewellis7123 жыл бұрын
I want someone to run into the church yelling, “I object!” Shrek style as my casket is placed before the altar.
@VictiSeal3 жыл бұрын
The "Heaven is a combination of Chicken and Women, so you can have a leg in one hand and a breast in the other" quote is from Will Smith in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
@Kirbyfan878273 жыл бұрын
"Heaven has to be a cross between a Dikekike video and a... chicken and winnigish. See, it's like, I can have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other!" -Will Smith, Fesh Pince of Blair
@OjamaIndigo3 жыл бұрын
@@Kirbyfan87827 the best ytp
@policerthought5649 Жыл бұрын
@@Kirbyfan87827splelps
@melancholy_mushroom3 жыл бұрын
the guests are obligated to fight when they arrive, first place gets my inheritance, second place gets my body. a win-win if you ask me #YIAYfuneral
@JacobPlaysGames3063 жыл бұрын
sounds fun
@1linkinparkisawesome3 жыл бұрын
"John insults his fans for 6 minutes, kills something"
@spugoge9153 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that the 4 seconds of Doom music at 3:59 made me *aggresively* pog
@lkusler_3 ай бұрын
i hope you look back at this comment in shame
@DrewNukem3 жыл бұрын
as my casket gets lowered into the ground, on repeat will be the "I'll" that's in the YIAY theme song, just constantly playing on repeat and no other part of the song plays. #YIAYfuneral
@OnboardGorgon763 жыл бұрын
Do the whole “and now the friends and family will say a few words” thing, but instruct everyone to literally say “a few words”
@themandownstairs47653 жыл бұрын
*David Attenborough voice* "The majestic Dave Matthews fan has met an enemy: the common housefly. Armed with the finest of footwear, he birkenstalks his enemy"
@zoinksss13723 жыл бұрын
birkenstalks is now my new favorite word. thank you.
@miner_fabs3 жыл бұрын
*doom main theme begins*
@tortanadas25023 жыл бұрын
Jack's explanation of the apostrophe is crystal clear , thanks man
@BAHunty3 жыл бұрын
"Why would a bathroom be in heaven?" Ohhhh, Jack.
@ghostclaimax3 жыл бұрын
When every one will be crying with no stop, a small 4 foot John Douglas will come up, waddling like a penguin, with his shoes squeaking and then proceeding to awkwardly sing all star by Shrek with often pauses and lots stuttering. #yiayfuneral
#YIAYfuneral Id like Vsauce to give a speech at my funeral just so everyone get confused when he goes "Roei has passed away... or did he?" and then start a 20 min explanation on what being dead means
@michaelfrench25863 жыл бұрын
4:05 i’ve had KZbin premium for about three years and the handful of times I’ve had to look up a video on my parents phone for them and there was an ad I was physically disgusted, yet when I watch TV and the commercials come on I find it very novel
@NekoAlosama3 жыл бұрын
The "leg in one hand" is a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reference. Edit: Here it is kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYjblJmEasaWjs0
@thiccrubberduck3 жыл бұрын
Oh on god
@PPeasants3 жыл бұрын
and a BRERB in the other
@benepic31013 жыл бұрын
CHICKEN AND WINNIGISH
@NekoAlosama3 жыл бұрын
@@thiccrubberduck well, i only know it from Fesh Pince of Blair (a YTP) kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpasnJ5sjtRjqZo at around 9:25
@goinggurt3 жыл бұрын
@@benepic3101 Hey G would you make me a sandwich?
@lanndmine3 жыл бұрын
it's a scavenger hunt! whoever has the most body parts before the funeral ends gets to take everything home #yiayfuneral
@meatcleaverluigi3 жыл бұрын
this is NOT okay.
@maverickREAL3 жыл бұрын
"See, Heaven has to be a cross between a Dikekike video and... chicken and winnigish. See, I can have a leg in one hand... and a brerb in the other!" - Will Smith, "The Fesh Pince of Blair"
@Uniquely-Unoriginal3 жыл бұрын
Are you purposely trying to get on YGS?
@dylankrejci99653 жыл бұрын
Fish Prints uv Ballair*
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan3 жыл бұрын
@@Uniquely-Unoriginal nah I'm pretty sure they're quoting a YTP or some shit
@orangepuffs67963 жыл бұрын
It's chicken n winnigish thank you very much.
@Uniquely-Unoriginal3 жыл бұрын
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan -- Ah, okay.
@danielgraham48083 жыл бұрын
#YIAYfuneral Taking advantage of the fact it is never stated that I have to be DEAD at my funeral, here's what I'd do: 1. Invite crush to funeral 2. Lay in coffin, supposedly dead, eyes closed 3. Wait for them to come over, and say something to me 4. Be "brought back to life" by their mellifluous voice 5. Open eyes and realise its my dad 6. "What are you doing, step-coffin?"
@Maybe_Shady3 жыл бұрын
#yiayfuneral I don't care how the actual funeral will go but i just want everyone to be wearing shirts that say "This Is What An Epic Gamer Looks Like"
@sheridan74753 жыл бұрын
lol
@galaxy53893 жыл бұрын
are you wearing one?
@Maybe_Shady3 жыл бұрын
@@galaxy5389 you know it
@Eightsixseven232243 жыл бұрын
That can be the tombstone engraving
@Disharm0ny3 жыл бұрын
When I die I'll be cremated, and afterwards everyone will have exactly 5 minutes to gather around and cry or whatever over my ashes before someone unceremoniously dumps them into a trash can #YIAYfuneral
@Lynn-rv4ty3 жыл бұрын
i want my family and friends to eat my ashes
@maxtonlevine71113 жыл бұрын
Dying like a true communist
@spoopyscaryskelebones38463 жыл бұрын
@@Lynn-rv4ty :|
@mementomori15533 жыл бұрын
cool pfp
@teathesilkwing76163 жыл бұрын
That’s cool, although it’s weird that they’d dump you into a recreation of yourself
@StallionGD3 жыл бұрын
I want them to accidentally put the wrong person in the coffin so everyone is just thoroughly confused #YIAYfuneral
@lloyd4733 жыл бұрын
#YIAYfuneral Everyone is required to show up in a fursuit and “all the single Furries” WILL be playing on repeat
@mr.moviemafia3 жыл бұрын
The dislike button being blue at 2:33 implies that Jack himself actively disliked his own video
@ethohalfslab3 жыл бұрын
Actually that means his editor disliked that video... I don't know which is funnier :3
@sawyerswitzer3 жыл бұрын
@@ethohalfslab he edits his own videos
@אילןדרל3 жыл бұрын
@@sawyerswitzer nah, not yiays
@ethohalfslab3 жыл бұрын
@@sawyerswitzer Not anymore. Only some of them.
@Thisisausername5563 жыл бұрын
0:52 before I even considered “Locked Out of Heaven” my mind went immediately to “Does Bruno Mars is Gay?”
@Wardog01Actual3 жыл бұрын
Heaven be like: "We have inter-dimesional cable, but JacksFilms is on EVERY channel." You shouldn't have kept searching for "JAV Nurses" so much!
@logansutherland46233 жыл бұрын
I rise with strings attached to me then I from my coffin in the middle of the sermony and start doing the cha cha slide like a puppet
@conormurphy43283 жыл бұрын
I heard that heaven was a place on earth
@nayten03243 жыл бұрын
But do you know what it’s worth?
@conormurphy43283 жыл бұрын
I dunno but I heard that love comes first
@kotarodesu_233 жыл бұрын
Huh, that's what my uncle called his basement when he played with us before he got arrested. Funny coincidence.
@IceMetalPunk3 жыл бұрын
Aaannnddd now it's in my head.
@conormurphy43283 жыл бұрын
@@kotarodesu_23 I remember uncle Larry’s tickle basement
@seaofrains57903 жыл бұрын
I love how Jack is as passionate about killing flies as I am. I hope Heaven doesn't have flies or mosquitoes, or any other gross bugs - only butterflies and bees, but the bees don't crawl into your soda/juice/hair.
@pommemelon70263 жыл бұрын
Or you could just open the goddamn window, you sociopath !
@VanshMulchandani3 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the Kanye meme: “I love some of the Jacksfilms videos, what the fuck does he know about heaven?”
@gafzfn3 жыл бұрын
Shut
@ultiseth3 жыл бұрын
3:59 "Suspense" Doom cover by Andrew Hulshult. Good taste
@OptimusPhillip3 жыл бұрын
"No Scotts are allowed in heaven" Can exceptions be made if Scott happens to be a Woz?
@cameronra3 жыл бұрын
Gamers don't go to heaven, sweaty 💅
@lukejensen99332 жыл бұрын
Only if they own sonic 2 with a line
@Brokehosh1t3 жыл бұрын
#Yiayfuneral it’s just a 24 hour recording of Shane Dawson saying “Yass” it’s three days long and no one can leave
@dylanashford3 жыл бұрын
24 hours is 3 days?
@Nick-oj8oh3 жыл бұрын
24 hours isn’t 3 days
@Nathan_Woods3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the recording is 24 hours long and is played thrice? Or the recording is played only once and the rest of the funeral is in silence?
@Nick-oj8oh3 жыл бұрын
@@Nathan_Woods yeah, they should have just said it’s a 3 day recording
@Brokehosh1t3 жыл бұрын
@@Nick-oj8oh it’s a 3 day repeat of a 24 hour recording
@bjrnjensen32633 жыл бұрын
its a normal funeral everybody is sad, wearing black clothes and there is sad music exept im naked and nailed to a cross while and the intro to neon genesis evangelion plays quetly in the background #YIAYfuneral
@morganwalz39383 жыл бұрын
This channel has been revived with the blind thing and i didn't even mean to be missing uploads over the last year or so, but now i NEVER miss an upload. Keep it up
@joeym52433 жыл бұрын
Forgive me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't a furry bathroom just be a plot of grass?
@FixTheWi-Fi3 жыл бұрын
Probably. Or litter trays.
@jacktraynor51933 жыл бұрын
Or the goddamn kitchen floor
@Starchasingkat3 жыл бұрын
@@FixTheWi-Fi LMFAO PROBABLY
@wifisdead423 жыл бұрын
I’d like if everyone played an aggressive game of Uno on my casket before they lowered me into the ground #YIAYfuneral
@lucanovellino10103 жыл бұрын
nah man WHILE they're lowering you into the ground
@rockinrootbeer17953 жыл бұрын
Are Uno games normally not aggressive? ...weird...
@legogreedo66733 жыл бұрын
Damn the more i scroll the more shite my post is
@fernandoduro71273 жыл бұрын
I want a magician that does the cutting a person in half trick #YIAYfuneral
@mothman70463 жыл бұрын
Love that we’re bringing back dashcon jokes right in time for dashcon two :)))))
@cryptiddmashups3 жыл бұрын
#yiayfuneral Just an open room. No one speaks. “Ding dong the witch is dead” plays on repeat.
@michaeldowdney38873 жыл бұрын
They call this a Maggie thatcher
@Insert.Oregano3 жыл бұрын
I was just binging the "best of YIAY playlist" so it's weird to se how far he's come
@drawnaw41863 жыл бұрын
@about you you’re going straight to hell
@Insert.Oregano3 жыл бұрын
@@drawnaw4186 what is that link? I'm not touching it
@paisleepunk3 жыл бұрын
@@drawnaw4186 The feck's the link?
@drawnaw41863 жыл бұрын
It’s a generic calming music video that’s been popping up in a lot of popular youtubers’ comment sections.
@PrincessBlumie3 жыл бұрын
Genuine answer: I want everyone to go home with tiny fragile urns that have glitter in them in hopes one day it falls and breaks. At their futile attempt to clean up the glitter they will think of me and my existence in their memory forever just like that glitter in their carpet. #yiayfuneral
@mudawott3 жыл бұрын
wholesome or evil, i cant tell
@PrincessBlumie3 жыл бұрын
@@person3271 then the glitter lives on in the grout or seams of the floor instead
@mazda96243 жыл бұрын
The picture at 2:33 implies that even Jack left a dislike on "Jack to the FUTURE"
@CandaceDikfittenyamouf3 жыл бұрын
Everyone, including the preacher, will plug their Tiktoks after they make their speeches, then they shout "It's Covid Time" and sneeze on the person near them. #YIAYfuneral
@pleasehold423 жыл бұрын
Oh, heeeey I get it
@sierraveree3 жыл бұрын
A guy brings out a guitar and says "Anyway, here's wonderwall" #YIAYfuneral
@Blake_murray163 жыл бұрын
Only if he doesn’t tune the guitar.
@jookie42073 жыл бұрын
What’s with all the questions relating to death recently, John? Are you okayyyy?? #YIAYfuneral
@sawyerswitzer3 жыл бұрын
answer the question
@lucasallanrogers3 жыл бұрын
16 clowns in a straight line default dancing for eternity, while every single gun ever conceived fires at once #YIAYfuneral
@stillrockstar55453 жыл бұрын
I want my funeral to just be a rave and have the DJ use my casket as a stand for his turntable.
@Nulono3 жыл бұрын
My coffin is lowered into the grave vertically, while the _Tetris_ theme song plays. #YIAYfuneral
@zoinksss13723 жыл бұрын
if you form a suicide pact with your friends you can have multiple coffins and the game is extra fun
@nargishun65493 жыл бұрын
No ones clean. They don’t take showers before hand. They only have socks on. And no one there knows this, but whoever’s socks are wet gets the urn! #YIAYfuneral
@thepoopsock87063 жыл бұрын
so everyone is naked and dirty?? what if they just piss down their leg and make their socks wet?
@upsilan_mitstrima3 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is this cursed thing you have brought upon my eyes
@nargishun65493 жыл бұрын
@@thepoopsock8706 Not naked, just fucked up.
@nargishun65493 жыл бұрын
@@upsilan_mitstrima yes
@patsguttersock3 жыл бұрын
Im fucking laughing so hard this is so chaotic i love it
@MariTheOwl3 жыл бұрын
#yiayfuneral oh! I have had this planned for at least 5 years. It's going to be a Vikings funeral but as they send the boat out in the water and set it on fire I want Barbie Girl by Aqua to play. It's the only requirement to my funeral
@WarfarePlayz3 жыл бұрын
I was today years old when I learned Jack doesn't like the "I was today years old when" thing. Now I gotta keep doing it to spite him.
@carlotripp59343 жыл бұрын
#YIAYfuneral I would be incredibly grateful if I was dismembered, and my body parts were to hidden for my nearest and dearest to find in a free-for-all scavenger hunt. Whomever jigsaws the most pieces of me together gets my inheritance, and whoever has the least must eat whatever pieces they have, and shall have to change their name to my name, and thus must perform the same ritual at their funeral. And that, simba, is how the circle of life works
@funnysillyclown3 жыл бұрын
#YIAYfuneral My funeral will have a bouncie castle, and anyone who doesn’t jump in it will be declared to have not actually loved me.
@EEEEEEEE3 жыл бұрын
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@funnysillyclown3 жыл бұрын
thanks E
@theyummysquid3 жыл бұрын
2:03 I CANT WITH THIS CAR
@CiaraNíShúilleabháin1990 Жыл бұрын
It's like they want everybody to hate them for at least one reason.
@waa88603 жыл бұрын
About a month after my death I will have organized a huge parade: bands, floats, and fursuiters as far as the eye can see. Admission is free, and one lucky kid gets a front-row seat to it, in a throne made of balloons. The parade goes for maybe an hour or two, at which point a parade float with a built-in trampoline arrives. A few performers are on it, but they are instructed to get off the trampoline when the float gets to the throne. At the same time, my body (still rotting, of course) is brought up onto a very tall building and aimed carefully in a cannon towards the trampoline. The angle of fire is carefully calculated so that my body (again, I've been dead for about a month) lands right in front of the child (and maybe if I'm lucky, on top of the child) The child is scarred for life, and I secure my ticket into hell. #YIAYfuneral
@espressoaddict153243 жыл бұрын
Awesome, I love it.
@YourWaywardDestiny3 жыл бұрын
#yaiyfuneral Honestly, I don't really care how it starts or how it looks, so long as there's a dramatic search for my "misplaced" body. The person who finds it first gets to keep whatever body part they want and a plastic crown as a prize.
@jackdouglass98973 жыл бұрын
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@TheBert.3 жыл бұрын
@@jackdouglass9897 what
@bowsauce66053 жыл бұрын
When the coffin is lowered into the pit, I want the vine boom sound to play #YIAYfuneral
@oreoh_no68583 жыл бұрын
The only song playing is All Star on repeat, my eulogy is just the script to the Bee Movie, and all attendees are required to wear a Megamind mask. No crying allowed, except tears of joy #YIAYfuneral
@asktoseducemiss4343 жыл бұрын
to play. It's the only requirement to my funeral
@forthefrogs3 жыл бұрын
"an infinite dave matthews concert" ACTUALLY real fans call him dave
@caseycostello43573 жыл бұрын
Is Jack being short the new running joke
@krackawoody25563 жыл бұрын
This is streets ahead
@newyoutubehandle3 жыл бұрын
@@krackawoody2556 unexpected Community
@jamesrehan99693 жыл бұрын
@@krackawoody2556 guess jack is streets behind
@CalTheHogNosedBat3 жыл бұрын
#YIAYfuneral, Room is dark, the Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing, spotlight shines towards the ceiling fan in the centre of the room, my lifeless body helicopters. When the rope finally snaps, whoever catches me gets all my possessions. Also, my mom hands out those tiny circular peanut butter and banana sandwiches, you know the ones, where you take the bread, put peanut butter on it, roll a banana in it, and cut slices.
@JustGamerRapBattles3 жыл бұрын
#YIAYfuneral All my friends and family gathered together in a field on a beautiful day watching Despicable Me 3 and laughing at the Minions for me.
@bonniebluebells3 жыл бұрын
“clouds n shit” is my new favorite yiay answer ever.
@TweedRiver3 жыл бұрын
#YIAYfuneral a slide show that panders to one specific person to make them cry and then the last slide tells everyone to point and laugh at the loser crying over my death.
@VanshMulchandani3 жыл бұрын
Heaven wouldn’t be as fascinating if we revealed what’s it like FFS jack 🙇🏻♂️
@ordinaryextraordinary94843 жыл бұрын
Everyone tells their best made up story about me and then everyone votes to see which one is the best. Whoever wins gets every all the money from everyone at the funeral (that includes the funeral service workers), and also all of my material possessions from before I died. The story can be of any genre, but paranormal erotica is highly encouraged. Runner up gets my corpse.
@gregsayshello95763 жыл бұрын
Im glad to come back to this channel to find literally nothing has changed A lightswitch