HEAVY HITTER? 2025 BMW M5 Review

[@TheStraightPipes]

What's your TOP SPEED Personal Record!? Let us know below (and what car). And say it’s legally.

[@TimothyJn03]

215 km/h

[@ryanpuryear]

160mph

[@Mar-yk6jp]

179 MPH (288 KPH) in a Gen 6 ZL1. Only once.

[@pezzodicento]

256kmh Model Y Performance

[@vanclyde]

265 indicated / 249 gps(kmh)... in a mk2 vw jetta vr6 turbo(it was as sketch as it sounds)

[@kipelton1878]

Damn, school buses are getting pretty fast now

[@left_cerentricle_trading]

bruh

[@ForzaDriven]

😂

[@stojo33]

Funny thing is...its exactly how it will be used in north america...taking the kids to school and back LOL

[@huh0123]

I also said that when I heard how heavy it was

[@uklmngubane5661]

Slow you mean

[@goblinsquirt]

RESPECT FOR HITTING 300KM/H THAT WAS SO SATISFYING

[@Moose-wj8sc]

I enjoyed that just watching

[@mihaigheorghead]

Waitin' this for too long

[@edge7797]

you can clearly see the moments Yuri clenches his buttcheeks

[@TheStraightPipes]

The tightest

[@Jdm_fl5]

@@TheStraightPipesbro tightening them cheeks like he just got to prison

[@gustavolasanta1482]

@@TheStraightPipes😂

[@sueddo2634]

@@TheStraightPipesAYOOO

[@w-youtube2283]

Ms.Frizzle bout to be zooming in this new school bus 🚌

[@Itsuser_1234]

Better than the shit fly green color.

[@DownshiftPass]

That run was 188mph for my United States folks. It did that so effortlessly!! My personal best was 147mph in a VW Beetle Turbo (with a APR tune on it!)

[@attackb5349]

Jesus I bet that was terrifying

[@Nestle245]

188 that casually? That's crazy

[@Austin_Wingfield]

My fastest ive been driving was 165 in my ctsv but went 193 in my buddies 350z.

[@alexxalmanza426]

146mph mk6.5 GLI stage 1+ tune

[@DownshiftPass]

@@alexxalmanza426 love it!! Which time company?

[@PresidentJackBauer]

It doesn't feel heavy they say, going straight. That'll change soon as you hit a turn and physics gets involved.

[@tomygmi18]

Watch the autotopnl video and drive it through curves and also explain that the car doesn't feel heavy at all.

[@PresidentJackBauer]

@@tomygmi18 can't fight physics. It might handle well for something so heavy, but being lighter would be better.

[@bobbykhan5787]

The fear on Yuri’s face going to 300 is very real lol, but understandable as a passenger. Btw personal speed record 170mph (legally..) in a base 718 6mt. Didn’t take as long as you may think

[@michaelperry9580]

That’s pretty fast. I’ve done 130 electronically limited on the autobahn and 145 in a Porsche 964 when I was 18 on a runway. Both legally.

[@Sickwitit18]

BMW interiors 📈 BMW exteriors 📉

[@G82Watts]

I like it. Things a tank

[@jean-claudebeaver6614]

BMW needs to fire their entire grille design department stat

[@AlexiaAnnastasya]

I had a feeling that everyone complaining about the weight of the car would end up being shown to be wrong. Great review and it seems like always, the M5 is a great car! :)

[@Dawood4]

You can't be physics.

[@snupermoto723]

Remember struggling for 1,000,000 subs? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[@TheStraightPipes]

You mean the joy of gaining for 1m!

[@snupermoto723]

@@TheStraightPipes grinding would've been more appropriate I guess

[@levim.3505]

Yeah it's too heavy, but you can't really blame BMW for it. They have to work around the bs regulations that were put on them. It's not like they sit in the office and say to themselves "Let's go ahead and make this thing 500kg heavier, just for the fun of it". They're playing the cards they are dealt and they are playing their hand better than almost any other car maker right now. They are making distinguishable cars, with a great build quality, at a competitive price point. As to the design: I honestly don't really see what someone could dislike about it. Yes it is a ridiculously massive ship, but then again it is a 5-series. Let's be glad that, unlike Mercedes, they are making the effort to differentiate their product offering a little. The illuminated grill can be turned off and aside from that it's what we already love about BMW, with a modern, edgy twist.

[@ks-vq5er]

Yes, but we can still blame BMW for launching so ugly cars

[@Tetrathegod]

Issue people have is that the car is slower, for example gt63se is heavier but it’s faster event held a Nurburgring record which is insane for a 2.7t car

[@Ty420]

I hope BMW finds it’s way again soon.

[@Foreign84]

Well they're making one of the most reliable engines now. So that's great

[@Sickwitit18]

​@@Foreign84 that's not classic BMW though haha

[@mikedelape6609]

bmw is excellent

[@ForzaDriven]

You guys out did your selfs with this review.

[@Nathdood]

This is actually pretty insane. Can't wait to get a used one for 30k in 2040

[@haroldlee6923]

That’s actually an achievable, reasonable value with 15 yrs unlike absonant people who’s already claiming 30k in 5 yrs!! Good job!

[@KIKOFG]

M5 will be like m3 g80 at first no one liked it but today everyone loves it

[@revo1702]

No both are insanely ugly

[@levim.3505]

Absolutely, it's the same shit every time

[@Entropied]

Everything about the M3 improved. The M5 just seems disappointing

[@CwDc2]

Speak for yourself. Both are still terrible🤮

[@G82Watts]

Exactly. Plus this thing is even faster

[@wallnuts7]

Can't wait to see what people are gonna hit tuning these!

[@left_cerentricle_trading]

Fastest bus in the world

[@memewolf7719]

all jokes aside this is a nuclear missile from that launch. that launch does not say 5000 pounds. damn that brute force!!

[@naftyloescher]

Great to see you guys in Germany, hope you had a nice stay :)

[@seb5945]

Did anyone read the title "Heavy Hitler" too? 😂

[@darrenplaysgames7804]

YES

[@Tetrathegod]

We all did

[@EvanBrand]

Such a happy moment to see you hit 300kmph!!!! Loved this video guys.

[@Austin_Wingfield]

I absolutely love the way this looks.

[@jayisprime]

Something about it reminds me of the E60

[@7Fields16]

Yes, it does look like it. It's just more modern.

[@nikotomita9323]

Lol the m logo in the center console upside down says "wiiiiiiii"😂

[@christianbilinski7958]

Can't hate much, performance is there, I like the headlights, but the rest is meh, id probs take a M5 comp over this redesign

[@tranceh]

You can tell these guys experienced 300+ km/h probably for the first time in their lives. A uniquely satisfying feeling, thanks to the Autobahn. Btw other channels have already tested the 0-60 to somewhere around 3.1s which is comparable to the F90, so it's not slower in that regard either.

[@TheStraightPipes]

Yes

[@jusnass303]

2025 M3 & M4 is the best looking exterior of bmw

[@CwDc2]

Bandwagon bmw fanboy🤓

[@Mursedave]

Great video guys! Not a German car fan, but your guys fun and excitement make it entertaining 😀

[@quincybanks2783]

You two are crazy. That’s was an awesome video. Be safe fellas!

[@HoosierAlaskan]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="856">14:16</a> “the little thong.” 😂😂😂

[@motormusique]

Is this the fastest you've gone in a production car? 303km/h...Congratulations boys!

[@TheStraightPipes]

Yes. Bested my previous 265 on a race track in a GT2RS

[@markobrien3278]

I actually cheered out loud when Yuri passed 300km/h!

[@aesho46]

That’s nice boat!!

[@TheNotimprezed]

738 ftlb, the same as a 20 year old SL65, which i remember one of the reviews saying something like "the V12 doesn't push the car forward, it spins the earth backwards" or something. Never knew that was 1000 NM

[@TheUnreadableUser]

My left ear loved this review

[@thabrownieviking]

Lol loved that scene in Super Troopers with that music blasting 😂

[@TheStraightPipes]

Who wants a Mustache ride!

[@brianfromthirty]

“Eins, Wine, GRIND!”😭😭😭

[@TheYoungWolf077]

This car has a face that only a mother can love. I really wanna know what BMW's lead designer is smoking to create such abominations. BMW can take a page from Aston's design team.

[@MaverickPhantom]

@@TheYoungWolf077 a face? The entire car looks bloated.... the wagon fixes some of that... but not pretty for sure

[@redvivid]

It looks better than everything bmw came out with in the last 3 years besides maybe the 8-series and 2-series. It also look WAY better in person.

[@levim.3505]

How is this an abomination? The side line is absolutely gorgeous, the rear is as classic as it gets. The diffuser is bold, but why not try something different? I think it goes well. There's nothing on this car that's as much of an eyesore as are the kidneys on the G80/G82 or the taillights of the G87. In 5 years from now, all of you that are complaining rn will be swooning over this generation, calling it the greatest M5 of all time 🤣

[@pg6557]

I wish they would just make something that looks like a 2002 again. Slanted grill with dual round headlights.

[@MaverickPhantom]

@@levim.3505 I don't think so... mostly the reasons people go for Benz or Audi

[@jamesonpace726]

Oh, the peer pressure! There's always 1 super hooligan friend....

[@TheStraightPipes]

😈 - Jakub

[@Aaron-cc7yq]

Wow a decent looking BMW for the first time in a while

[@kyulee2758]

Yall got the yellow one. noice.

[@theusefulchannel]

That was 188 mph 😀

[@TheStraightPipes]

The NASCAR Pipes

[@theusefulchannel]

@@TheStraightPipes 🤣🤣

[@7SlicesOfPizza]

wow that's a cool looking taxi!

[@Chris-id1or]

Yuris face going that fast😂😂😂

[@emmanuelrodriguez1043]

Just like the E60, looks different than the segment competitors. Not a big fan of the front and too much tech, but the side profile and rear is just wow 🤩. 🔥 🐥🐣🐤🚕🚖🚜🌕

[@mikedelape6609]

too much tech?! tech is the future and its amazing

[@emmanuelrodriguez1043]

@@mikedelape6609 I love tech in general, but on cars, some tech is just too much. Buttons and raw power is good.

[@jack.moody1]

that things was still accelerating so fast at 300 🤯🤯

[@DLee.3]

The front end looks like it belongs in CyberPunk 2077 on its release day

[@johnmcpeck2506]

Jacob giving Yuri a high 5 while still going 255!

[@simonvalero7818]

Yellow wide body m5 look like a school bus iykyk😂

[@emmanuelrodriguez1043]

303 KPH just wow 🤩

[@Samiuddin98]

Damn first 2025 M5 review??

[@TheStraightPipes]

Someone had to be first! 😉

[@RealAvus]

German Charger Hellcat Not my favourite looking 5 series but still look 100x better than M3/4 series and it look very nice in WAGON form. I really miss BMW (signature) 4 round headlights. For some reasons, nowadays car designers really hate round headlights (and rear brake lights).

[@user-ss3ud7pp7f]

Fun video. Whatever we may think of build quality on modern BMWs and ease of service, etc. etc. this was a fun video..

[@prhawkeye]

Not sure what you mean. BMW build quality especially for interior materials is best in class, and they offer full service for 3 years no cost to the owner. So I’m lost as to what you meant. Also, I think this car looks so good.

[@haroldlee6923]

And it’s not yet even M5 comp or CS, that’s totally berserk already with that power!!

[@ethenjordan2010]

That white wagon though...

[@spencermcleod5575]

Love the Bidibodi Bidibu clip

[@the.jonfernandez]

That m5 touring looks beautiful holy 😍

[@ryansm3417]

I get strong ‘97 Camry vibes from those taillights.

[@osmile01]

I would agree with that statement

[@simplyeric12]

Best looking taxi on the road

[@FlexSZN23]

Notice how a lady in her 2017 Honda CR-V didn’t cut them off when they were doing that run. In America that lady would’ve cut them off and caused a fatal wreck then the police would charge the BMW who had the right of way for the deaths not the lady who didn’t check her mirrors. In America they don’t care about the rules of the road, only speed. In Germany they emphasize the rules of the road and not so much speed.

[@xBonyKnees]

omg i wish you guys had the wagon to review .. love a good wagon

[@TheStraightPipes]

Wagon review coming

[@xBonyKnees]

@@TheStraightPipes this is such incredible news!!! You guys are the best

[@Giometric94]

Smacking the steering wheel and high fiving @ that speed is insanity! D: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="256">4:16</a>

[@oswaldocastellanos8496]

No matter how hard you both try to wash bmw's face, just because they invited you to Germany on an all-expenses-paid basis, 2.4 metric tons for that "sport car" is absolutely ridiculous. ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.

[@TheStraightPipes]

It's not a sports car, it’s a luxury car

[@oswaldocastellanos8496]

@@TheStraightPipes 🤔

[@Dawood4]

@@TheStraightPipes Since when is an M car just a luxury car?

[@RandyOrtonsfather]

Everyone was hating on the M2 but now it's definitely the best looking M car 😂

[@CJ-gh4eh]

Can you guys talk about how the car feels to drive? All I got was how its fast in a straight line and all the glowly flashy lights the car has.

[@steltoronto7553]

Let them keep making those crappy plug-ins we will see the sales SOON. 😅

[@jonlosito2004]

Review the V10 M5!!! PLEASE!!!!

[@TheStraightPipes]

Coming

[@sludged08]

"From soft to full stiff", he he he

[@TheStraightPipes]

Just like my

[@kykymarney]

Let me get this straight. Since the cars weighs so much. BMW says please come to Germany on the autobahn so you go strait and fast rather than in curves like they would in North America and bitch about it. Smart BMW.

[@Anamnesis]

2024: "Not enough slab-sided triangles" 2025: "Now you're talkin"

[@ChristianC-gy1ym]

You guys good? On the ID Buzz video I sensed some tension between you two.

[@TheStraightPipes]

Ya we were both upset we weren’t going 300

[@namechecksout6300]

@@TheStraightPipes nah, ya’ll were sad that you had to test another EV ;)

[@lamarmiller6635]

Idk it looks like an E60

[@Nestle245]

Interior is dope!

[@LearningFast]

He is a portly lad that one.

[@uGotGot1618]

My main problem with it weighing so much, is that tells me they ultimately didn’t care how much it weighed. It’s a sad day when the M division stops caring about things like that. Straight line speed is irrelevant these days, so why hang your hat on it

[@nalaensel7188]

Why is there a boat on the channel?

[@carlospnt]

0-60 is actually around 3.1, Joe Achilles tested it on a dry road.

[@mgshow8596]

Brooo this looks awwfulllll😭🥲

[@jeree477]

Straight pipes reviewing their first land yacht

[@phuongtran-oi8jz]

So at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="110">1:50</a> If you look at the tree on the side of car before they launch you can see how fast it goes ✨✨✨😮‍💨

[@nitinburman3720]

I wish the Canadian Transport Minister was watching the video and finally decided to increase Canadian speed limits.

[@HiSpeedOxygen]

It basically looks like a 2 series gran coupe, but bigger

[@bennettfriesen33]

Can't even imagine how quick these cars are gonna go through tires.

[@Dawood4]

probably every 10k. Over 5000 M car is ridiculous

[@CaptainCJ97]

Same

[@kalanivalentine]

Yuri was so uncomfortable with that 300+ speed I felt his anxiety through the screen I would be doing the same lmao

[@Luvgoinfast]

That is one of the most soulless cars I've ever seen

[@aman.jamwal]

I hate you guys. I’ve got 440i with mppsk kit 6 years back after watching your review on the same day. No regrets eh. Now I want this but I love M4. Help 😂🤣😂

[@chrispyy606060606]

The M5 weighs within 25 pounds of a BMW X7 😂 and is slower 0-60mph than the M3 Comp X-drive. The thing is enormous.

[@toyama__tokanawa]

Yeah, HEAVY it is

[@jamesonpace726]

140mph on public road, (closed for race, of course) in an older Super 7 on the back country roads of my youth....

[@xXlURMOMlXx]

How does this thing weigh more than my f150 sheesh. Gotta say that is the only bmw grille that looks good

[@rileys03rex]

Good competition for the charger hell cat. Looks like the M5 handles the weight better.

[@Mechadondada]

Big boss in Munich: Scheiße up the looks of the last good looking M car. Chief designer: Sag weniger, Fam.

[@scarface6271]

the high five at 280ish kmh, definitely got scared

[@antmarquis87]

Oversized 2 series

[@Newthon-ds6os]

You have to suscribe !!🗣️🔥🔥

[@doggedlydetermined7022]

Love to see the V8 still in the M5.

[@Dominator775]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1131">18:51</a> y'all on demon mode

[@gustavopolanco6925]

Dont care what anybody says, this thing looks amazing. Beautiful car.

[@kingkoomy]

People are just hating if you haven’t noticed. The funny this is most of them aren’t even the target market. Same thing they said/did with the M3/M4.