Robyn Hood: Lazy B*ms Think They are Entitled to Hard Working People's Money!!

Well guess what, the new Robyn Hood series turned out to be EXACTLY what we thought it was going to be. Entitled lazy people thinking that they deserve other people's money. Very current day!!
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[@kevinharrison4243]

Friendly Reminder: Robin Hood did not "steal from the rich and give to the poor." He "stole from the government, and gave back to the taxpayer." It's an important distinction.

[@michaelsegriff3362]

Excuse me. It’s pronounced “gubmint.”

[@Dreamfox-df6bg]

Most of the rich back then were nobles or representatives of the church, i.e. were the government. And many of the rich that weren't nobles often got screwed over by them. That left few rich people that weren't part of the government.

[@davidnayce7885]

@@Dreamfox-df6bg While correct, there's still a distinction to be had as it's less to do about whether the target was rich and more about how/why they got rich. The unfortunate reality is that the writers probably have a similar mindset you see when it comes to your average looters: just take from whoever has more than themselves, regardless if it was earned legitimately through hard work or not. Because unlike the supposed motivations of Robin Hood, portrayals like this show are about personal greed and envy, not trying to correct wrongdoings; granted it's all perspective at some point, but motivations are what contextualize/legitimize actions that could be considered right or wrong.

[@TheBayzent]

@Dreamfox-df6bg Merchants in places like London were genuinelly loaded and powerful. It's why Simon de Montfort included them in the Parliament.

[@Legio_Purpura_30_18]

​​@@Dreamfox-df6bgnot government but "local feudal lord". In that times government as we know today didn't actually existed. Medieval kingdoms were more akin to Confederations (though they were rarely as decentralised as neither holy, nor Roman, nor empire). These feudal lords technicaly were obliged by law to support their sovereign but in practice could do whatever they wanted. This is how feudalism which was pre-dominante order in medieval especialy early medieval Europe. But well I guess you are american. The closest to medieval Europe(Also not brightest example) you got was "england" (which suprise suprise weren't even talking english back then but french. Another suprise suprise The oldest written text in french is actualy from england. France at that time used mostly latin in their governmental papers.) and this is not the brightest example. About beggining of governments as we know today we can speak since early-modern or late medieval period when education became more prevelent.

[@kleindropper]

It's also puzzling to me how certain sectors of our society hate cops yet vote in overwhelming numbers for an all powerful police state.

[@knotengajin7359]

The blessing in disguise of the left winning and going all police state will be that nearly the entirety of the 13% will be among the useful idiots that get disappeared right of the bat.

[@fuzztsimmers3415]

Free stuff is what they think they are getting by voting for who they vote for.

[@KomboEzaliTe]

@@knotengajin7359 Not a police state as in "the police have the ability to actually enforce the law". Police state as in "normal law abiding citizens are treated like criminals while criminals run the country".

[@reggie6230]

Welcome to post public education society. ITS DUMB

[@kevinharrison4243]

They want federalized police, not local police.

[@rogerborg]

Doctor: "Bad news, Robyn's Mum, you'll never be able to work and support yourself again." Robyn's Mum: "But what's the bad news?"

[@newyardleysinclair9960]

The joke is too contrived. Nobody, esp a Dr., would deliver news by saying "you'll never be able to work and support yourself again" The doctor, in your joke, had to say this because it's how you want to get to the pre written punchline you crafted the entire joke around. It's doesn't feel natural

[@lifeb4game]

@@newyardleysinclair9960 you must be fun at parties.

[@huneylove5]

@@lifeb4game Just not at the parties where they burn things on peoples lawns lol

[@destyrian]

"What's new? I'm just waiting for my alimony cheque, mhm."

[@GamingProspector84]

Robyn’s mom: “wait, you’re telling me I work?”

[@ArcticAndroid-on9pw]

Imagine making a show where all the lawbreaking scum are of only one particular ethnic makeup... in 2023

[@Adamguy2003]

LOL, good point! And yet, I'm sure when this show tanks, the showrunners will blame it all on "Racism"!

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

Hollywood wouldn’t be Hollywood if it weren’t racist while pretending to be anti racist.

[@cormoran2303]

@@Adamguy2003 He already did. 😄 Ryan Kinel has a video on it.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

I think the stereotypes are the best part. This show is like Barbie, it’s parody because the writers and directors are trying to be so work they went all the way around the circle.

[@jonpato]

Unflinching realism.

[@stevedean2516]

As a native of Nottingham I am appalled by this offensive cultural appropriation.

[@cyberleaderandy1]

Absolutely. Im from Derbyshire and we have a tree locally associated with Little John. Its a massive insult to the English

[@danh9790]

Bring a Canadian, I feel insulted that this is a Canadian production. I do love AZ “Taking the Piss” out of it though 😂😂😂

[@jaffarebellion292]

@@danh9790 Aren't they still technically your colony? Or is this the Frenchmen's fault? Can never tell with those canucks.

[@ultraginge1990]

Ha! Fantastic. 100% bang on buddy.

[@elijahherstal776]

Being an American, taxation is theft

[@stephen876]

Remember these are the writers that demands a raise 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@audie-cashstack-uk4881]

Remember when writer was a single person no one knew in a bedroom a living room a dinning room even a garden shed or a local park who dedicated there entire being to the page and made magic if your in a corporate building surrounded by other EMPLOYED WRITERS sorry your not a writer

[@Godpk11]

​@@audie-cashstack-uk4881Where the hell is my grammar?

[@linuxuser4895]

@@Godpk11 Audie is demonstrating the level of competentce of the average "writer". (Sorry, I had to say it.)

[@BigDaddyJinx]

As far as I understand it, this was a Canadian production so the strike wouldn't have reached that far North and they're not beholden to the WGA union. Though it appears they must've studied at the same Wokeology Academy Of Writing, so they had that in common at least.

[@toothgrinder2760]

@@Godpk11 I almost had a stroke trying to read that nonsense.

[@harbl99]

The villain's evil masterplan is...gentrification of a run down area? The guys who wrote _Robocop_ should sue.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

When the white man wants to fix up the neighborhood to make it attractive and livable, it’s gentrification. When the white people leave a neighborhood going down the drain, it’s white flight. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

[@LordTyph]

It's not even that creative. I believe that OCP was actively screwing the place over SO they could take it over and replace it with something they controlled more and were actively encouraging the crime issue to push for their own methods of solving it. Hell, Murphy was made a VICTIM of such things so the Robocop division would have their product. I haven't even gotten that far into the video and I can guess that the crime issue is so bad in this because of the people's own choices, not because corrupt corporations are encouraging and enabling crime in order to further their own business plans and establish a further monopoly of control and 'security'. Probably because the writers would be biting the hand that feeds them if they went the latter route.

[@darrengordon-hill]

Nicer neighbourhoods? BOO!! Green spaces families can enjoy?? RACIST!!!

[@LeslieLeslieLeslie]

Robin Hood: The government is taxing people too much, I need to get their money back for them. Robyn Hood: The government is not taxing these people enough, I need to get their money.

[@CharlesUrban]

Calling a paralyzed person a flight risk is adding insult to a literal injury.

[@animewatcha]

They got spine. They can take a hit and keep on movin'.

[@sesinhosantos5047]

LoL

[@jimmyfrench4722]

We’ll eventually learn that the dr is part of the merry band who gives to the poor by falsifying medical records for insurance fraud, law suit scams and the like.

[@aaronbeat1136]

And I thought the handcuffs were overkill

[@cormoran2303]

Also they were crying about 30 grand bail, Rittenhouse had his bail placed at a MILLION. Try paying that off with spare parts from a Rolls Royce.

[@michaelplowman8674]

I always hate when people get what Robin of Loxley was doing wrong with the ideal of "robbed from the rich and gave to the poor." He robbed from the corrupt and gave to those who were loyal to King Richard.

[@sillypuppy5940]

What's funny is that King Richard was no saint. For instance, being bought into rebelling against his father, and beheading lots of people.

[@jackfenwick6182]

As a local of nottinghamshire, I take personal offence at this ghastly show taking my local history and using it in such a shameless manner😢

[@Zenocius]

Another thing for Canada to apologize for

[@slimbombur7922]

This show does a good job showing the morality and ethics of the writers and the staff. Most of them will be jobless bums after the WGA strike.

[@ChapMeifan]

Sadly they are the demographic who the Canadian government will continue to throw money at in hopes of getting a great TV show while neglecting talented writers and directors who are not checking off the boxes the CBC demands.

[@freebretth]

Fingers crossed

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

Looking forward to the WGA Hunger Games, where writers fight for one of the limited writing positions at the studio. In fact, let’s turn it into a show.

[@MortiXD09]

Those left who doesnt starve or die of cold. 😂

[@marhawkman303]

I'm not sure this was WGA work since it was made in Soviet Canadistan.

[@kleindropper]

Large portions of our population can't comprehend the concept of learning, working hard, being responsible, and saving money. They think somehow they've had money stolen from them despite the fact they never get off the couch and provide nothing to society.

[@ohnosmoarlulcatz]

The one thing they have gotten right is not applying for jobs that don't tell you how much they're offering up front. Can't say much for the rest

[@azuredream23]

Sssssh, you can't talk common sense. You'll be called racist if you do, even if you are black

[@knotengajin7359]

This show’s demographic is a pretty small portion of the US, UK, and Canada which isn’t to say the majorities in those places aren’t also full of lazy bums and 304s.

[@ihateutube1234567]

But they have had an unbelievable amount stolen from them. The entire Progressive Era has been every generation voting for more government and more socialism, thus enslaving the next generation to pay for it, and the can got kicked down the road with each successive generation. So, while they may not have ever gotten off the couch and provided anything to society--they've also been saddled with over a century of "Give me free stuff now and later generations can pay for it later". Continuing the cycle, ultimately is the fault of previous generations not breaking it. As much as I hate millenials and zoomers, they aren't the reason everything is so f*cked up, just the reason everything continues to be so f*cked up. The reason everything is so f*cked up is previous generations engaging in the same voting habits for over a century. Like it or not, both parties are progressive, and "Less Government" is never on the ballot.

[@Film_Sushi]

Oh, they do provide to society - consumption of various drugs, lol. Otherwise it´d had to be me or you doing the sniffing, smoking and whatnot. :)

[@bloodrunsclear]

Now we see that evil will always win. Because good is dumb. - Dark Helmet

[@mattmaddogwheaton4724]

I see what you did there! My compliments to the Spaceballs reference.

[@toycarsushiwriter3573]

Wise Words from Dark Helmet.

[@usern4metak3ns]

good is not dumb, it's illogical, if all you live by is logic. if logic and survival is all you care about, then sell your grandparents for profits. they can't breed anymore, rarely are useful, except maybe child care. that's logical, yet immoral. good is dumb though?

[@cheeseburgersuperior1874]

"Ludicrous speed."

[@toycarsushiwriter3573]

@@mattmaddogwheaton4724 Yes, a very funny movie. A parody of Star Wars. A Classic.

[@midgetydeath]

The bad guys still haven’t done anything bad and the good guys still haven’t done anything good. Wow, very modern.

[@SouthJerzyDude]

DEFF pretty Modern nowadays

[@Sgt_SealCluber]

"Director X" (that is seriously what the director of the show legit wants to be called) has now complained that it's a bunch of racist incels that are 1 starring the show. He especially "loved" Nerdrotic's Alternate Trailer. 🤣

[@Pylo-ry6ff]

I vote we call him Director Twitter.

[@ianlassitter2397]

This show is the example perfect example of what the privilege in society looks like.

[@NormanReaddis]

YES Also, i thought they're in Chicago not Canada.

[@Americansikkunt]

Yup. Neo-Marxist ideology has convinced people they’re all oppressed….. Even when they’re clearly not.

[@toothgrinder2760]

Nailed it.

[@05Rudey]

Can't lie. Been waiting for this one. The reaction, not the shytty show that mocks the history and folklore of this country.

[@brockdavid]

Dude, I’m hoping for more Az on this. But, I’d love to see Disparu have to witness this

[@LoneWolf-rc4go]

Same here. The weird thing is that the whole show is almost to perfect in that if you wanted to make a parody about how absolutely retarded the 'woke' media has become this is what you'd make.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

To be fair I don't think it even manages to do that.

[@knotengajin7359]

So is this about the show or Meatball’s live stream?

[@krispypriest5116]

Heel is real. Love his humor the facial expression with commentary. "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act". Keep up the great work and speaking the truth. Peace.

[@themadoutcast]

10K A year?? Hell, if I was getting paid that little for risking my life every SINGLE day, I might leave the drone on the ground too.

[@Jabberstax]

The funniest thing is that this isn't even the most embarrassing thing to happen in Canada this week.

[@garylancaster8612]

You're talking about the fuhrer fest in the parliament. 😂

[@shadowrain3513]

Hahaha

[@proudtobeadisliker9374]

🙋👏🙋🏻👏🙋🏽👏🙋🏾👏🙋🏿👏🙋🏼👏🙋‍♂️👏🙋🏻‍♂️👏🙋🏼‍♂️👏🙋🏽‍♂️👏🙋🏾‍♂️👏🙋🏿‍♂️👏🙋‍♀️👏🙋🏻‍♀️👏🙋🏼‍♀️👏🙋🏽‍♀️👏🙋🏾‍♀️👏🙋🏿‍♀️👏

[@RichardHardslab]

Fuck me I wish this wasn’t true…

[@Jonas-lj8ul]

You're not wrong.

[@RandominityFTW]

The mom being a 'flight risk' is meant to be absurd, to show that 'The System' is against them. Which, true. It IS against them, because they're criminals.

[@zscout1288]

Also with how Sher Wood treats officers lawfully doing their jobs it's a real concern that they may try to hide her or smuggle her out of of state

[@punishedmatteson7108]

Odd way of saying ni...

[@pablom-f8762]

​@@punishedmatteson7108...agara Falls! Beautiful place! Luv it!

[@MurasakiTsukimaru]

@@pablom-f8762 Indeed, went there as a kid

[@atharwamalawade259]

@@punishedmatteson7108 giria!! Beautiful country!! I loved theur cuisine!!

[@alanmtbuk]

As someone that's lives in Nottingham I'm offended about the whole thing

[@Gorbz]

My grandmother lived in Nottinghamshire, and we used to visit the Major Oak whenever we were up there. I agree with your sentiment.

[@mudageki]

Sounds like 'cultural appropriation,' but what do I know?

[@Adamguy2003]

​@@mudagekiIt is indeed cultural appropriation in the worst possible sense.

[@stoopidpursun8140]

I don't even live in England and am offended about the whole thing.

[@Adamguy2003]

@@stoopidpursun8140 Likewise. I may not be a Brit, but I know Robin Hood is a dearly- beloved element of British literature/ folklore that they're justly proud of, and they have every right to be outraged over his story being perverted in this way.

[@joesomebody3365]

The paralyzed lady being considered a flight risk was pretty funny.

[@graze105]

They really missed an opportunity by not making Marion a maid.

[@Zenocius]

A black maid could be mistaken for a slave

[@johnnytyler5685]

Robbin' the Hood's mom: "Oh you go live with your dad then!" Robbin' the Hood: "Do they allow family members to live inside the prison with the inmates?"

[@greenhat8978]

You've got to be kidding me. They say she's a flight risk? 3 minutes ago the doctor just pronounced she's not even a walking risk.

[@animeangel1983]

There is so much wrong with this that it won't last a single season. They will can it before the first one is even finished airing. Police will NOT shoot unarmed protestors, they will do what they're trained to do, de-escalate the situation and if that doesn't work they will use non-lethal force, pepper spray, water cannons, bean bag guns, NEVER live ammo. This is Canada, we don't do lethal force unless there is no other choice. Police in cities like Toronto will always use their tasers before their guns. Protestors up here do not trespass on private property, they will stay in public areas like the road or a sidewalk. Whoever writes this doesn't know how Canada works AT ALL. I hope Global regrets ever putting this shit out when the ratings tank so bad they lose all the money they put into it. Yes, Global TV is network TV, not streaming. They simulcast on streaming but still keep the TV stations. And are beholden to the ratings like every other network show.

[@DaNinja60]

Makes the same sense as cops leaving an expensive drone to be picked up. Writers don't need to be on strike... They need to collectively be fired for writing like that. I'm wondering if AI has replaced them or something.

[@EarthNeedsHeroes]

They only said she couldn't walk so she can still fly, duh! (by the sounds of it the writers may be that dumb)

[@DaNinja60]

@@EarthNeedsHeroes 😂 darn you're right. Besides they do have that drone now. 😂😂

[@linuxuser4895]

The old joke where a room full of monkeys banging on typewriters could write a better script applies here.

[@jaredbezes7806]

What’s funny is that the entire building was throwing stuff at the sheriffs telling them to go away yet when there’s a domestic violence or a burglary or drug selling, they beg and beg the cops to come. It’s like let us do whatever we want only until our lives are in danger then please come.

[@looinrims]

But when it’s realized which demography is the perp, they riot when the police do their job

[@lesigh1749]

So "Robyn" wears a Fox mask and "little John" Wears a Bear mask. How long before Disney remembers that they already did that with those characters and sues?

[@NormieNerddom]

The only reason I wanted this show to come out was to see your reaction to it. People often forget that the story of Robin Hood was not robbing from the rich. He was robbing from Prince John's authoritarian government.

[@quij7ote222]

Yes, and the people, especially the poor, were overtaxed. More like taking ill-gotten loot back.

[@DaNinja60]

I hadn't even heard of the show until now. Hope AZ goes through the entire series. It will be fun to watch his reactions.

[@dorugoramon0518]

The issue wasn't with john being authoritarian (every king was, because authoritarianism is kinda part of a *functioning* monarchy, though most people misunderstand what it authoritarianism is or why it isnt always a bad thing), the issue was him taxing everyone to death.

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

@@DaNinja60thats assuming it doesnt get cancelled after 3 episodes

[@DaNinja60]

@@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese We can only hope. I'm still laughing at the police leaving a drone behind like they are disposable. Who writes like that?

[@suburbanbanshee]

Remember when Robin was courteous to his theft victims, and gave them a good meal and entertainment for their trouble? The makers of this show don't treat viewers that well.

[@silverblade357]

Yup, because their enemies were the abusive powers-that-be keeping everyone down. Robin appreciated that soldiers needed to eat and couldn't just walk away. Hence, he didn't treat them like collateral damage. He wanted to enrich their lives too.

[@Tacoguy1000]

@@silverblade357 You know, I never paid attention to that. That's pretty cool to be honest.

[@AMetroid]

LOL Thinking the writers of this crap have even looked at any of the source material.

[@silverblade357]

@AMetroid The writers be like, "Hey! U no what be rly kewl? If Robin Hood was a hood robbin' ppl in dey hood! Boom! Best writer evar rite her!" Ugh... why does my brain suddenly hurt?

[@LoneSilverW0lf]

@@silverblade357for your own good don’t try to drop yourself to their level again. Lots of ugly branches on the way down. You might catch something.

[@peger]

The people who wrote this masterpiece were demanding a rise not so long ago. Let's this sink in.

[@sporkenste1n236]

As a writer myself, I really hate to say it, but if *this* is the kind of sludge they're going to churn out then these writers deserve to be replaced by AI.

[@ladyerind199]

Inspiring criminals everywhere…looks like footage from the Philly riots. Bless you Az 😂

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

Truly the spiritual successor to Batwoman.

[@Adamguy2003]

​@@paulmurgatroyd6372Yep, all the way! Maybe that thought will give Javicia Leslie some comfort as she's trying to find a Hooters near her that's hiring.

[@vertigo2894]

You can say that about the original Robin Hood?

[@dustinw6088]

@vertigo2894 not really Robin hood was about loyalty to the legitimate king and against tyranny but to treat people with Christian charity

[@vertigo2894]

@@dustinw6088 Are you serious? So the Robin movies and cartoons we watched did not involve stealing from those with money?

[@Panzur03]

Az's recaps are seriously more entertaining than anything these studios are putting out. Saves me the frustration of watching these shows and actually provides quality entertainment.

[@shadf7902]

Yup, same with critical drinker, disparu, and a few others.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

I wish there was still a writers’ strike so we stop getting tripe and everything gets cancelled.

[@covahredro8370]

A simple rule of thumb is this, if it comes from Hollywood or associated, don't watch it.

[@darrengordon-hill]

I've missed him!! But my brain hasn't got space to waste remembering things about these dumb shows that I'm quite happy to ignore. But I'm glad I watched this one. Belly laughs.

[@darrengordon-hill]

​@covahredro8370 sane attitude. Only reason I knew "Velma" existed was all the KZbinrs hate-watching it for content. I can deal with "overview" but not "reacting to EVERY episode"

[@user-xf6ef8ec4z]

Robyn: I'm gonna live with my dad Mom: Do have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

[@grimw5009]

looks like a spoiled rich dude wrote what he thought cops and poor people were like without ever seeing what cops and poor people are actually like.

[@spamfritters1]

"Hopefully it's a biological female, that's all I'm asking" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andysalter7192]

Az has to be careful who he finds attractive these days 😂

[@Hassohappa]

She robs from the rich and gives to... herself and her mom I guess. And she gave her friend some shoes she stole.

[@phonepunk7888]

Just like BLM! They kept all the money for themselves and didn't give anything to the communities.

[@knotengajin7359]

Sounds about right for that demographic.

[@daviddiggens8841]

Sounds like a certain "charity" organization I know A three lettered acronym one

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

So, not really noble, just a thief. A black thief who steals sneakers for her friends. What the fuck is going on in Hollywood? Who let this get out. Holy mother of stereotypes.

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

So in other words, she’s black.

[@rogeneyusi1943]

Here's a quote from "The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood" by Howard Pyle. "Three bales of silk to Quentin, the mercer at Ancaster. "'That we touch not,' quote Robin, "for this Quentin is an honest fellow who hath risen by his own thrift." So the bales of silk were laid aside without being opened." From here, we see Robin Hood did not steal indiscriminately from the rich but only from certain corrupt types. The excerpt here is Robin counting the goods of a corrupt bishop he captured. But he wasn't a religion hater either. Immediately after, he finds and leaves expensive candles alone since it's the kind used for holy services instead of being part of the bishop's luxuries.

[@zaphodthenth]

Years back I would post "Imagine the FUSS that would happen if Robin Hood was remade with Robin Hood being a bisexual woman, Little John as a dreadlock-wearing Jamaican, and Friar Tuck as a HUGE Samoan wrestler." : NOW I'm shocked that it could actually happen.

[@frozenangel7460]

What’s scary is the fact that younger people watching tripe like this, don’t know any different. They haven’t seen a lot of shows/movies when they were good and will be brainwashed into thinking that this is the way they should be. Creating more mindless crazies

[@GHL24845]

Nobody is watching this

[@SOULFORESAKER]

That's why they made the show.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

Kids need to just watch Pokemon again. Ash is the quintessential goody-two shoes, who respects friends, strangers, and his pokemon while helping others and chasing after his lofty goal and he doesn’t cheat or cut corners.

[@grimsonforce7504]

As by design nothing to see here.

[@dylanpiazza6358]

@@chazzitz-wh4ly gospel

[@BigBen98-ko7ph]

They already made a show to inspire B looters!? so stunning, so brave!

[@Godpk11]

Just in time for the riots 😂

[@Adamguy2003]

I have no doubt Satan's hand was guiding the writers for shows like this, 'Batwoman,' etc.. Portray lawless looters and thieves as heroes, portray public servants hires to protect the people and enforce the law as pure- evil monsters.

[@playedit0ut290]

Woke slavers gonna cover each other after all.

[@raymondpatrick430]

Lol I guarantee the writers of this "show" were so proud of themselves and thought they were being so clever by "modernizing" this story.

[@ultramaximusreviews]

This is your new Batwhamen!

[@warpedreflection3650]

This is the Az we like to see (well, I do at least lol). Reacting to garbage shows and suffering so we don't have to.

[@M-S_4321]

His lies were very believable for the first few seconds. Knew not to believe it, but still.🤣

[@QuatrinaVR]

He is the hero we need

[@varanid9]

Yeah, this show sounds like even worse hilarious crap than Batwoman, LOL

[@Willie_Jones76]

​@@M-S_4321ok🤡

[@vincedanley8143]

So... are we going to call out the makers of this show for cultural appropriation?

[@user-gj9uq3kb7y]

It's white It only works when it's not white

[@cyberleaderandy1]

Yes, absolutely. Its more European folklore stolen and race changed to push a left wing agenda

[@Adamguy2003]

Agreed!

[@Tundra.]

We can, but they won't listen. They steal everything else and pretend it's theirs, what's one more thing?

[@rocksem9451]

The newly paralyzed women is a flight risk? Makes sense. That's why I don't donate to Az. He'll just spend it all on hair care products.

[@cert2b]

Robyn Hood is the new Batwoman....only worse. Let that sink in.

[@rosmundsen]

Does Robyn Hood's gang loot a Lululemon store?

[@brockdavid]

That’s episode two, that and the Apple Store, in episode three they Robyn’ a Gucci outlet.

[@randomscribblings7192]

​@@brockdavidcuz they need bread and food. Apple products and Hennessy are much more nutritious than you'd think.

[@RhysCallinan-wc9fi]

​@@brockdavidWhen's the Target episode?

[@Adamguy2003]

And then they get arrested, because they're such a bunch of idiots that they livestream themselves doing the looting, enabling the cops to easily determine their location and arrest them live on their own livestream recording.

[@brockdavid]

@@RhysCallinan-wc9fi that’s the season finale, according to the leaks. She’s gonna team up with her sister Pot-Roast, Meat-Stew or something, and they’re gonna live stream the Merry People’s ‘wealth redistribution plan’

[@Ashkihyena]

And it’s Garbage Hood. Guess you got something to replace Batwoman Az.

[@cubingspeed6933]

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[@robertbeisert3315]

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[@Adamguy2003]

Not for long, though.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

Ah, yes, Batwoman, those sure were better days. Fuck’s sake we went downhill fast.

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

I miss Batwoman.

[@bainrex7]

"oh dear, I've gone cross-eyed" -me, trying to follow Az's synopsis

[@DuxAKADuke]

"DSP GET A JOOB!" split my sides

[@MrGorpm]

As soon as you said "flight risk", I collapsed in fits of laughter as well. Thanks Az for cheering me up so much today.

[@sol-hunter2332]

I get annoyed when people talk about Robin Hood. He stole from the rich to give to the poor, but who was the rich, and why were they poor? Because the king was overly taxing the people. What was stolen was the tax money given back to the people.

[@debanydoombringer1385]

Yes I pointed that out to someone in another comment. Robin stole from the tax collector and was returning the money. He wasn't taking it from rich individuals.

[@MajorSmurf]

Exactly It was the crown and the tax collectors he went after. Any rich person or business owner (for modern day term) was left alone as they were being taxed just as hard. He didn't help them as much as they were able to weather the storm as it was while the homeless, elderly and families couldn't. Anyone who earned their money fairly was left alone. He was basically someone who resorted to being a criminal due to his heart of gold. If a rich person had their house or a merchant cart raided by the Sheriff or the crown. Robin would stand up for them and help them regain what was stolen or taken.

[@0ntimetaiment921]

Well that changed over the centuries in which these stories were written. I think in the oldest surviving story he actually only steals from Bishops, Archbishops and the Sheriff himself.

[@GamingProspector84]

From what I remember, he was stealing from the (acting King) Prince John because King Richard was away on the Crusades. John was taxing everyone to death and Robin being ‘of king and country’ took back what was wrongfully stolen.

[@memememe609]

​@@GamingProspector84 Precisely. Robin saw Richard as the true heir to the British throne, whilst John was a clown who was driving people to poverty out of self-interest. Hence he ironically was a sort of agent for the crown, making sure rural Britain didn't collapse.

[@jimmyfrench4722]

Let me guess, mom’s against anyone moving in with dad because he’s based, respectful, holds down a good job, is a good Christian…& the mom is afraid some of his values may be emulated by her kids thru prolonged exposure.

[@cttommy73]

I just did a bit of calculation and found out each cop has to be making maximum 833.33 per month, without any sort of other benefits and bonuses, to be able to stay under 20grand, which is the most expensive drones you mentioned. That means Robyn Hood and her people just attacked the poor. Yeah, not sure if the writers understood whatsoever what they just wrote.

[@PenTheMighty]

If the commies were good at math, they wouldn't be commies.

[@dontemorgan1517]

Oh god I forgot Robyn Hood came out. Let's get this nightmare over with.

[@M-S_4321]

'forgetting' proves your immune system is fit for purpose in trying to protect you.

[@pyramidblaster9239]

First time hearing this garbage.

[@Awakeandalive1]

The name "Pyle" is because Howard Pyle did one of the best-known collections of Robin Hood stories. But I fully believe the writers for this show didn't know that and assumed it was the name of King Richard.

[@michaelmyers3709]

I thought it was because it’s a Pyle of sh1t.

[@richardbale3278]

Pyle's Men of Iron was one of my favorite novels as a kid.

[@IanGerritsen]

Thankyou for your sacrifice. I can't even get through the whole review, it's physically painful just hearing how bad it was...

[@rihotihane1367]

Am I the only one having a feeling that this review was more fun to watch than the show?

[@HellsCaretaker]

Just seeing these stills makes my blood boil. I don't think I could endure even 5 minutes of that without having a heart attack. Respect for doing this to yourself.

[@fredo1070]

This would have been a good idea if it was filmed in the 1970s staring Pam Grier and set in Harlem. Where the Sheriff of Nottingham is an Italian mob boss collecting protection money. But a series filmed in Canada?

[@aquariandawn4750]

Oh my gawd, I loved Pam Grier... Nowadays when I see a new black actor/actress (yeh, I make the gender distinction) I'm scared the show will be crap.

[@chrissymarie68]

That was already done in 1964 with the Rat Pack called Robin and the 7 Hoods.

[@darrengordon-hill]

​@@aquariandawn4750ditto

[@darrengordon-hill]

​@@chrissymarie68Thanks - THIS is what makes these shows worth it. Not "hate watch roasting them" but the opportunity of sharing GOOD media!!! Thank you kindly

[@darrengordon-hill]

​@@chrissymarie68 PETER FALK?!?!? Bless you, kind stranger!!!! And the internet/"high seas".

[@eddardgreybeard]

Huh. I thought the poor were poor because they were being taxed into oblivion and Robin Hood just forcibly reclaimed their money and gave it back to them.

[@georgeray1906]

Sadly that's what Director X tried and failed to portray with his "interpretation" of Robin Hood but instead Robyn plus her gang are nothing more but self righteous thieves who thinks they're entitled to everything.

[@MortiXD09]

Mom should have cop around her, otherwise she might run.😂

[@thomasace2547]

Can’t wait for this unmitigated disaster to provide all my favourite content creators a full plate Edit: the Flight-Risk bit had me howling!

[@NormanReaddis]

Can't wait for the damage control from Shills and urinalists.

[@starryeyedwho]

My belly aches from laughing. Yes - you must continue reviewing this nonsense. It’s brilliantly entertaining! 😂

[@SarcasticPlotRecaps]

I'm gonna roast it too. It's too hilariously cringe not to haha

[@Mintcar923]

I keep on imagining if we took tapes of what’s going on right now and traveled back to the 80’s in a Delorean and showed the populace no one would believe it..

[@pfarabee]

Like... the entire premise of Robin Hood is that the sheriff is corrupt and taking from the people that which does not rightly belong to him. They changed it so that his big crime is... paying for stuff with his own money and GASP expecting to get what he paid for? Oh boy, what a horrible human.

[@ryonalionthunder]

You're thinking of Prince John. The sheriff is the ginger woman.

[@pads-zr9ln]

Robin going on an adventure to find her father, that would be quite the show

[@M-S_4321]

🤣 that's just fantasy

[@knotengajin7359]

Not even Maury Povich could succeed on that quest! Edit. Particularly poignant is that her “sister” looks part Asian so mom really doesn’t discriminate. Bravo for her!

[@DaNinja60]

I couldn't stop laughing at Mom being a "flight risk". 😂😂 What has happened to good writing? I can't believe anyone would even come up with that as a concept in the show. "They shot our expensive drone down... Oh no! We'll leave it as trash to be picked up by anyone who wants it." smh

[@zscout1288]

With how Sher Wood treats officers lawfully doing their jobs it's a real concern that they may try to hide her.

[@clefsan]

Damn, writers remain hard at work creating more proof that they should be replaced by AI. If stories like this is truly the best they can achieve, nothing of value will then be lost.

[@jenniferst.george810]

This ranks up there with our left wing government applauding a Yahtzee. Let the show die.

[@ProtestantSamurai53]

I remember AZ talking about this show about a year or so ago . I knew it was going to be trash. Television is dead.

[@ProtestantSamurai53]

​@g.r.o.g.u.1892 imagine how AZ feels. He actually has to watch this crap 😆

[@ProtestantSamurai53]

​@@g.r.o.g.u.1892 if it's like the CW I wouldn't bet on it

[@amilcarpdl]

The behaviour of Robyn's gang is perfect bc the story happens in Canada.

[@MurasakiTsukimaru]

How is Sherwood the most valuable property in the city? It's just a shitty apartment block. How is that $60 drone worth more than the police's salary? Why is ten men to search an entire apartment block unreasonable? How is the villain a dude who wanted someone arrested for trespassing on his property but the hero is a career criminal?

[@pma176176]

I watch you take metaphorical bullets time after time and cannot help but admire your resilience. Good show, sir.

[@BazzFreeman]

Who needs streaming services when this sort of quality content is available.

[@smyk3ns]

Remember these are the writers that demands a raise

[@CheapGodiva]

That's all I can think when I'm listening to this shit.

[@wakey1974]

as Az was talking about the bail on Robyn's mum I could tell he was about to say " she was a flight risk". It was just so obvious

[@charliecane3621]

no wonder the Director doesn't want his real name in the credits

[@PHHHP]

This has to be satire. These writers have to be doing the biggest wink to the audience while laughing at the race grifters and ideologically imprisoned. If not I'm going to laugh anyway because this show is unbelievable

[@Kal_g]

Welcome to another season of "AZ losing his mind..."

[@ExplainItAgainPlease]

Well of course we want more of these! Get all the attention that the director is desperately seeking. Because, you know, you actually produce something enjoyable and worked for it.

[@Dracounguis]

Since the end of Batwaman I have missed Az losing sanity by watching bad TV. I vote to continue watching this show. 😈

[@Thebigbad1013]

I have missed the more lengthy reviews from Az lately, so I'm so excited for this one!

[@marvdroet4437]

but with janetheory, love her laughs

[@lillpoetboy]

I swear, i really didnt consider the idea that you would actually REVIEW this show. I really had no intention of watching it, but since you are reviewing it, may as well suffer with you Az. Misery does indeed make good bedfellows.

[@thieveslikeus1985]

To quote The Drinker, “Writing is hard…”

[@Burnout37]

So one of the attractions to Robin Hood is he is a war veteran. He returns home to see the brother of the King her served, over taxing the people and treating them violently. Not only that, but they took his fathers wealth. That said, who gives AF about a teenager with no world experience becoming an influential war-at-home leader? This is such a bad concept.

[@dragonmac1234]

If Disparu says f**k it, you know a show is bad 😄

[@michaelplowman8674]

You would think the "writers" would make a point to establish how the bad guys were actually evil and not just assholes and how the good guys were virtuous and not just assholes we're supposed to like in that first episode. In the words of a better writer, "Nah, it'll be fine."

[@beachcomberbob3496]

Thank you for your sacrifice Az. I don't think I could stomach watching the first 5 minutes of this crap, so I take my hat off to you.

[@midgetydeath]

A) It’s private property, so she doesn’t have to be asked to leave to be arrested. B) The riot charge is probably from her tresspassing during the protest. The crowd may also have been interfering with access to the building or street or something. Peaceful protest is specific in the law. I think that’s something western countries share.

[@RexFuturi]

I miss the team-ups with Jayne Theory. I feel like it was a great team to watch these horrible shows.

[@psychic7615]

You nearly had me for a second, when you confessed you liked the first episode. Well done! 😂

[@mrmudcatslim1004]

He said “ Da scruggle iz reel “ Word to da mutha. 😅

[@hisdudeness8328]

I love the fantastic writing of a plot of how apparently for a family that has no one in there that has jobs or any money, and nobody in authority bothers to ask how they just suddenly came up with 30 grand on the fly the day after John gets his super expensive car stolen.

[@davidwhidden9337]

Wonder if the director will cry about your review 😂

[@Adamguy2003]

She'll spend three hours sobbing in her underwear about it, then take to Twitter to call him a "White supremacist."

[@cubingspeed6933]

[They liberate money from all they deem rich and selectively choose to enrich with their stolen funds! That sounds truly heroic! The last bit is sarcasm btw!🤦🏻‍♂️]

[@pads-zr9ln]

Sounds like blm

[@brockdavid]

I’m rooting for the Sheriff and Deputy of Nottingham.

[@knotengajin7359]

Let’s be real here: this Robyn would be dropping that loot on Gucci bags, high heels, and designer cosmetics not handing it out to anyone else.

[@zeroman614]

@@knotengajin7359then sells it all a week later on Facebook Marketplace to pay the power bill.

[@brockdavid]

Az, this sh*t is hilarious! You and Disparu need to stick with it! Y’all are the best part of this ‘production’. I’ve actually been in a true adaptation of Robin Hood, in my local theatre, got to play Chancellor Walter (or, sometimes referred to as Walter of Canterbury, depending on the version of the tale you hear).

[@imjustsaying5357]

The part where the female police chief took off one of her boots just to kick the officer to the floor had me in absolute tears before I shut it off 😂