The Acolyte Finale Review: The Jedi are P D Files and Yoda and Plagueis Have a Party!!

[@EndThusIAm]

So in Disney Star Wars, the Jedi are corrupt. The Empire is incompetent. The New Republic is useless. The First Order is inconsistent. And the Sith are actually the good guys.

[@primafacie5029]

Checks out considering current day message and who produced it

[@tgf69]

She just wants to state that Harvey is innocent

[@SlyerFox666]

You have heard of Walt Disney Right ? 😂

[@charlescaulkins8306]

If the Sith are the good guys... why do they keep losing even in the Sequel trilogy???

[@M-S_4321]

The power of one the power of two Just a 🎵 fistful of Disney helps the medicine 🎶 go in

[@kesselrunner]

If a writer goes into a project looking to push their personal ideology, they aren't writing a story, they're writing a manifesto.

[@asparapee4213]

If personal ideology was the worst part of this show, it still could have been adequate. The worst part though wasn't the agenda. It was the logical inconsistencies and sheer stupidity.

[@thekmfdmmachine3919]

Meatbeatmanifesto.... i get it now.

[@MasterNegaTech]

CORRECT! WINNER DINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

[@scionofdorn9101]

And they aren’t making entertainment, they’re making propaganda. Leni Riefenstahl would take notes…

[@ravencole2740]

Or a confession.

[@Dave_L913]

Leslye Headland: "Hey, is there a legacy character from the movies, beloved by fans, that hasn't been ruined yet?" Kathy Kennedy: "Lemme see... oh, yeah: Yoda" Leslye Headland: "Okay, I'l make him complicit in the framing of an innocent man for the murder of about a dozen Jedi" KK: "Perfect!"

[@Briansgate]

actually, in Yoda is pretty much made into a piece of crap in Clone Wars. They didn't need to destroy him here.

[@Wickedstrife]

I'll fix that for you a legacy "male" character we can ruin.

[@jeffsmith5436]

“Oh yeah, and make him gay too.”

[@Seren2010kinder]

@@Briansgate how? Can you educate me on that please

[@arcticbadger1]

I'm still waiting on Disney race swapping *Tarzan* 😏 C'mon Disney what are ya waiting for hmm?

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

Whoa! Green baldy actually frames her dead "old friend" Sol for all the murders he didn't commit, while letting her Sith ex-padawan get away Scott free?!

[@D1NK0Z]

And the motive for that is not even explained

[@Korschtal]

F*minism in action.

[@Jonas-lj8ul]

@@D1NK0Z Don't worry. I'm sure they'll explain it in the next sea.... SNORT. The next The next seaso - oh, dear lord, I can't finish that sentence.

[@davidwells5611]

@@Jonas-lj8ul The first line didn't get me but the second one got a snort out of me. A+ comment!

[@Jonas-lj8ul]

@@davidwells5611 Thanks! The jokes hide the fact that modern Star Wars has killed a part of my soul. On the other hand, it HAS improved a lot of my material. 😁

[@CorporateBillionaire]

When Yoda said "Infinite Genders, There Are"....that scene made me cry. Truly one of the Acolyte of all time.

[@theunknowncommenter725]

No, it was when Master Yoda said "Prosper, and live long you shall." That I was completely moved. Definitely one of the scenes of all time.

[@bogdawson2323]

So stunning and brave of our little green friend

[@dragonback6075]

When master Yoda said "F🤬ed Star wars is"

[@DarrensToychannel]

Yoda we found these 12 inch rubber training lightsabers, some take batteries.

[@RMD-uw5np]

Pregnant men can get

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

When Vernestra finishes explaining herself, Yoda states, "GREAT deception I sense in you. BLAMELESS, Sol is! Think me blind, do you? Take over this investigation, I shall - a Jedi, YOU are NOT."

[@Wickedstrife]

Season 2 of acolyte is Yoda tracking down and killing every character from the acolyte.

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

@@Wickedstrife Okay, I'd actually watch that. Here's to Season 2 - The Wrath of Yoda.

[@Wickedstrife]

@@MarkLittle-rq2bq revenge of the jedi?

[@Dizzy247365plus]

It's the only way to SAVE GEORGE'S LEGACY!!!

[@kurenainatsume5802]

Holycow read this in yoda voice and i laugh so hard 😂

[@Dracounguis]

Az you forgot... She had to play TWO expressionless bints! That's twice the acting! 😆

[@exoticcarfactsofficialchan7050]

Twice the roles, double the pay! There's where that $180 million dollar budget went 😂😂😂

[@robg1151]

A true artist!

[@manoz6194]

She wasn't even in all the episodes though

[@daddystu7046]

2x nothing is nothing!

[@alexedwards6509]

It was a little more complicated than that. She played one expressionless personality that inhabits two bodies. She had one body to portray that one personality in two bodies. It's so ridiculous, I've just confused myself

[@madmerlot841]

Most of the $180 million dollars went into Lesley Headland's purse. She knows something about someone at ABC/Disney.

[@cowetascore8476]

Obviously there were clients of Weinstein at ABC/Disney

[@G360LIVE]

It's really sus that Headland said herself that she cold called Kathleen Kennedy and pitched her idea for The Acolyte.

[@jeffsmith5436]

I think her and her cronies spent it all on 10,000 venti soy lattes and a semi truck load of gold-plated vibra-er, um, “motorized back massagers” 😂

[@ShimonLevi7]

Well said. Someone? You can bet she has a long list with names, memos, dates, photos, etc. Because Leslye, was a smart girl, she knew that it would blow up sooner or later, so she made sure to cover her own ass.

[@DHollan]

Headland's wife probably cashed a check for 125 million dollars.

[@brianbriody8037]

@@DHollan more likely 179m with about 900k for catering and 1k for the actual show.

[@DHollan]

@@brianbriody8037 😆🤣Probably.

[@Blodhelm]

@@brianbriody8037 The costumes did look like they came from Spirit of Halloween or the actors' own closets.

[@toothgrinder2760]

⁠@@brianbriody8037 Right. There is just no way $179 Milli went into the production of that show. Someone is creatively moving lots of $$$ around.

[@bloodred255]

they paid amandla stenburg a decent chunk, like 15 mill.

[@TwinsenR]

So this was the true reason Anakin blew up the death star.

[@proto-geek248]

I honestly didn't see that coming.

[@r3dp9]

@@proto-geek248 I would say that this would make more sense than a critical exhaust port, but having worked in maintenance, I can confirm that stuff that stupid does happen. Yes, the engineers building the thing bring it up, but they get shut down or ignored, and it gets built dumb anyway. Honestly, the only unbelievable part is that the port was straight enough for a torpedo to make it all the way down.

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

"Cover this shit up, we must. Never mention scissoring witches, that is the path to the Dark Side. Now, off to take more drugs, I am"- Yoda, High Republic

[@Robman0908]

High Republic Yoda is with it as much as modern day Biden. They treat him the same as well.

[@nont18411]

Glad to see that, just like what they did to Luke Skywalker, Disney is now turning Yoda into a fraud.

[@EvilDoresh]

@@nont18411 They want to replace him with Grogu

[@SammEater]

​@@Robman0908I guess that is why they call that era the HIGH Republic, zehahahaha.

[@tabaflip]

Dinosaurs , I must ride. In NSFW ways, of course. -HR Yoda also

[@kevinfisher5492]

Oh for god's sake...a lightsaber isn't a MOOD RING. It doesn't change colour to red when you get pissed off. I'm not a follower of the EU or the comics but even I know that's not how you make the crystal burn red.

[@wdf70]

They're borrowing from the one Non-Canon shorts that came out a bit ago where the lightsaber color changes depending on who wields it or their heart or something. Cool fight scene in that, very terrible implications of lightsaber crystals.

[@theblueengineer47792]

everything disney has done with lightsaber crystals has been stupid in my opinion

[@eiriksandaas6702]

Isn't the red colour because the crystals are cracked to make a more powerful but unstable weapon? I'm sure I read that in some EU story back in the day. I think they imply something happened to the crystal when the sabre hilt hit the rock.

[@scionofdorn9101]

@@eiriksandaas6702Back in the really old days it was said it was because they chemically synthesized the crystals instead of force bonding with natural ones. But that was EU RPG content sanctioned by Lucas long before KK torpedoed it all. The synthetic crystals glowed red, which was a dead giveaway for a Sith because they were the only ones that practiced the alchemy to do it. It wasn’t any of this “bleeding” the crystal stuff.

[@theblueengineer47792]

@@eiriksandaas6702 as far as I remember the cracked and unstable crystal is the story behind kylo having a cross guard and his blade being all crazy, but I think the red in the EU was just a coloring choice when making synthetic crystals, though synthetic crystals were somewhat stronger than natural crystals

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

Hmmm...black on Korean violence? Someone needed to tell Osha to "Stop the Asian hate".🤣

[@thrrax]

Black on yellow.

[@dragonmaster1360]

@fionnaitsradag5152 Don't you know? The progressive idiots consider Asians to be "yt adjacent", meaning it's completely justified in their eyes. After all, to them, Sol, and his actor, are yt men.

[@scionofdorn9101]

@@thrraxKills a fellow?

[@RegisMach5]

Koreans appropriated our fried chicken recipes and sicced the police on Rodney King. Sol had it coming.

[@Klongu_Da_Bongu]

I can already hear the train coming

[@owangejewice]

"Good writers teach you things about their characters. Bad writers teach you things about themselves." -some dude.

[@GrayifiedX]

The cover up makes no sense. Too many witnesses saw Mae at the bar. They literally flew the bartender out to identify and arrest Osha (thinking it was Mae) in the first episode. There were also plenty of witnesses (many who were Jedi) who saw Sol arrive at the Jedi Temple AFTER Torbin killed himself. Ask that fat Jedi.

[@RobinMcBeth]

You just put more thought into that than these talentless hacks.

[@SolarisKane]

When have facts ever stopped people from believing a narrative? Look at how successful c19 narrative still is to this day.

[@jeffsmith5436]

Yeah where is Master Diabeetus anyway? Maybe he could have sat on Qimir and stopped the whole thing…

[@MrMikellsof88]

@@jeffsmith5436 The fatarse was probably expelled from the order for being too busy chatting up a girl to do his actual goddamn job. Goddamn that character annoyed the fuck out of me just for existing.

[@ThreeAtOnce]

That's the power of mmmmaaannnnyyyyy.

[@lunarmodule6419]

It's all silly. Here you have it - the Jedi are bad - the Sith are good. Yoda: If he knows about the incident he's scum - if he gets played he's dumb-dumb :-( And why is rat-face-tracker sabotaging the ship?

[@byufan]

The creature in the cave is actually Darth Plagueis. This means that Leslye is retconning Plagueis creating Anakin is because of the events of this dumpster fire. What a mess

[@timbothejedi4146]

Yep the chosen one prophecy and the downfall of the Jedi all began here.

[@KeytarArgonian]

I was under the impression Plagueis didn’t create Anakin.

[@Grivehn]

@@KeytarArgonian In EU Plagueis book, Plagueis and Sidious (I think combined) 'shifted', or tried to, shift the Force towards the dark side. In response, the Force itself created Anakin. Which neither of them knew about until he was found on Tatooine.

[@benderbendingrodriguez6375]

Plagueis didn't create Anakin. The force created Anakin in response to Plagueis's actions.

[@KeytarArgonian]

@@Grivehn yeah that’s what I thought. They were trying, and the force responded by creating Anakin to push back on this bending of the force.

[@corycrandell2682]

The Acolyte.... Nothing happens, people die, nobody cares, the end. Thank you and goodnight.

[@AdatBrikz_Tv]

Seem legit

[@Ashkihyena]

Garbage, and if this does get a season 2 then it’s confirmed to be a money laundering scheme. To be honest I think it’s still a money laundering scheme.

[@alexedwards6509]

The Acolyte 2 "SpaceNoBalls"

[@KennethBlum-sl6rx]

Feminist spite will raise the money.

[@scionofdorn9101]

Oh, I’m convinced they’re shuffling money for Russia and China.

[@paulc1553]

The real tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise was him getting dragged into this shit show.

[@oldschool8330]

One of the best characters we’ve not yet seen, and they waste him on this shite! They gave Leslie headlamp plageuis and yoda 😂😂😂 unbelievable.

[@amadeusagripino6862]

That was not Darth Plagueis, that was Darth PRONOUNS

[@Centre0216]

The legends version is still canon for me

[@Kakarot64.]

​@@amadeusagripino6862 CURRENT FECKIN DAY!

[@the0peratoR]

Light travels faster than sound... That's why the characters appear bright on this show till they open their mouths

[@Re-PhantomZero]

1- Lightsabers don't change color like that, that's not how it works. 2- why would he say "i love you" when he didn't know her back then, he was a complete stranger to her there was no love involved, he was not family to her.

[@MrMikellsof88]

It is with Disney's new lore. Kyber bleeding was something Disney brought into the lore to explain why darksiders have red lightsaber blades. We already had a reason for that, coined by better writers. But these morons thought they knew better. In the literature that covers kyber bleeding, never before (to my knowledge ... open to being corrected) has it been depicted in-progress. Usually you see them activate the lightsaber after the bleed has been completed. This was their lame-arse attempt to demonstrate how it would look if the blade was active as the bleed was happening. If I bought into the bleeding nonsense, I would agree that it was a nice touch. However I will forever firmly adhere to the older lore that the red blade is a result of synthetic crystal use, so to me that whole bit was nothing but cringe of the cringiest kind.

[@Re-PhantomZero]

@@MrMikellsof88 yeah Disney lote is not George Lucas lore so it's not canon, i don't care about their crystal bleeding 😂.

[@stormnazud66]

I realize, this planet is so near of coruscent in hyperspeed that Tobin could just have gone back everynight to sleep at home and come back in the morning to inspect the forest.

[@thelegendaryklobb2879]

Lol

[@EvilDoresh]

Probably didn't have a pilot license

[@PenticostAI]

So essentially he got so homesick camping in his own backyard that kidnapping two kids without a moments hesitation in order to get back into his warm bed a little bit sooner sounded reasonable….

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

You're right!

[@Blodhelm]

@@PenticostAI Then he felt so guilty about defending themselves from evil demon-ghost space witches who possessed his friend and tried to kill them, that he drank poison when it was offered by a girl he maybe saw twice and who was saved from being a sacrifice by the Jedi's actions despite being a little psychopath who burnt down their stone structure in an attempt to kill her own sister.

[@MickyChowMein69]

They even managed to character assassinate Yoda as well.

[@scionofdorn9101]

Absolutely nobody should be surprised. I expected it from the outset. You’re never surprised if you set your expectations at less than zero.

[@MickyChowMein69]

@@scionofdorn9101 Also he looked older than he did in the prequels. He had sort of fuzzy hair and side burns in Phantom Menace.

[@scionofdorn9101]

@@MickyChowMein69These people legitimately do not understand the passage of time. It happens to rich, decadent people with unlimited leisure time. They forget how it works.

[@Kal_g]

And now, the season finale of "AZ losing his mind..."

[@theunknowncommenter725]

Be careful, Agatha all along is coming!

[@floydlooney6837]

@@theunknowncommenter725 What a dumb title for a show, btw

[@Kal_g]

@@theunknowncommenter725 Eh. That's why I called this the "season finale."

[@metalninja2474]

I also thought that was the case for Robin Hood

[@burnburn645]

@@roaringsteelmedia im gonna have to go watch the older ones, i dont even remember the first episode i saw

[@stevebarnett4386]

I’m convinced that Disney doesn’t give two shits about their entertainment division, and just uses it at a payoff to the DEI LGBwhatever crowd. I just went to Disneyland last week, and that is where 100% of their attention goes. Having the movies under their control keeps them away from the REAL business - parks.

[@BinkyTheElf1]

Yoda they/them: “A tempest in me, there is!” 10/10 stunning & brave.

[@michelecastellotti9172]

*vomits*

[@UpperEchelon_1]

The power of one ... shipper The power of two ... terribly written characters The power of money ... lost. Disney commands absolutely no respect; not for their writing; not for their shows, not for their parks, not for their business acumen, and certainly not for their (senior) management.

[@icarusjumped2719]

... of many... dollars embezzled

[@georgehouliaras7239]

I can't wait for Season 2 where Lesley Headland will reveal to us the origins of Darth Plagueis as the black lesbian that George Lucas always intended. Yaaaaaaas Yaaaaaaas!

[@theunknowncommenter725]

Bold of you to assume that this sith will get a second season.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

@@theunknowncommenter725 KZbinrs rub their hands together for another hilarious payday.

[@EndofTimeGaming-m9s]

@@theunknowncommenter725 rings of power and batwahmen did

[@richardrahl2685]

Slaaayyyy kweeeennn!

[@DarrensToychannel]

Please don’t give them ideas 😂

[@KeytarArgonian]

‘Always two there are. Except that time when three there were, when that coverup we did. Sol it was that we blamed.’ ~ Yoda, apparently.

[@CharlesUrban]

I want to believe that this travesty has ended for good, but if Velma can get a second season, anything can.

[@DemonicAkumi]

Forget Velma, what about Rings of Power?

[@jeremyrivera7079]

Depends how much more dirt Leslie has on Disney and Hollywood

[@the.dandy.man2]

to be fair season 2 ended wih velma geing violently murdered and staying dead so theres a chance this will stay dead

[@demian7567]

the only reason velma got a second season is because it was already made at the same time as the first season.

[@zoebaggins90]

@@DemonicAkumi ROP had a contract for 5 seasons from the beginning.

[@LittlePhizDorrit]

In a world where Star Wars enjoyed worldwide popularity, every person for 40 years wished in the back of their minds to be a Jedi, and people actually identify "Jedi" as their religion on their official documents, KK and LH in all their wisdom said, "people will really get behind our plan to turn the Jedi into villains". What's truly hilarious is that their writers are so incompetent, that the Jedi don't even come off as villains. I truly don't know what is funnier.

[@LunarSpiral1127]

So, according to the High Republic fans, Vernestra in the books threatened to snitch on a guy, who she suspected to be shady, to the council if he didn’t confess to them. And, here, she throws a dead jedi under the bus and didn't confess the whole truth.

[@EndThusIAm]

I had no interest in ever looking at that work, but it does make me laugh how they aren't respectful to their own lore, nevermind their hatred for Lucas lore.

[@nont18411]

She did that to protect her ex-padawan…which is still a very Sith thing to do (and a very sh*t thing to do. Why betray your own friend like that?)

[@burtreynolds8030]

Makes me really hope those old rumors about Disney doing old republic aren’t true

[@internetzenmaster8952]

Wait. Not only did Headland pervert the entire core of good vs evil in Star Wars (because lust and Bad guys hawt), but they also spat all over the High Republic fans at the end too?! _HAH!_ Is there anything this show hasn't ruined?!

[@herrskeletal3994]

@@nont18411 Nah it'll be fine. Its not like he can come back as some kind of force ghost right?

[@naverz08]

"The writes are lined up licking the windows" I laughed so hard my sides hurt 😂😂😂

[@jackoconnor5590]

And with Yoda at the end of the finale. Disgraceful.

[@karenhall4645]

So her lightsaber turns red as she embraces the dark side? That's not how lightsabers work. But....IF it was, why was Anakin's lightsaber still blue when he fought Obi Wan on Mustafar and still blue 20 years later?

[@Celsian]

I can't believe this. If Yoda was informed, then so too would be the council. He's not going to cover anything up. What a joke. Edit: And why does Leslie Headland's wife have icons that look supiciously similar to Rebel logos on her robes some ~100 years before the Alliance was formed?

[@Adam-sd2ow]

Leslie Hedland is likely thinking of real world stuff to preach about. There'll probably be a Jedi 1619 project, that's the *real truth" 🤦🏻‍♂️😳🤡🌍

[@Robman0908]

@@Celsian Yoda Biden

[@wraith1117]

Nonsense. About finding out that Duku was the one responsible for creating the clones: "Cover up this discovery we must. No one, not even the chancelor may know" . That isn't even the only time.

[@Adam-sd2ow]

@@wraith1117 Dooku.

[@wraith1117]

@@Adam-sd2ow Ah yes, because misspelling is more of the point than what I said. Which btw, was correct. Yoda covering stuff up is not new to Star Wars.

[@Jimmie2429]

A wise pop culture philosopher once said… MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

[@nont18411]

This show revealed that the deaths of Qui Gon, Windu, Obiwan and Yoda himself are more on Yoda than Palpatine. Because Yoda helped Venestra covered up the crimes of her ex-padawan instead of revealing to the senate that the Sith has returned and stopping it before it’s too late.

[@roninhunter2736]

My favourite part is Az telling us what he is eating. So good. Much more interesting that whatever he was watching

[@Mr.E_Bodhako]

now their failure is complete

[@danieldb631]

This is why you don't make your therapy sessions into a TV show. This speaks more about Lesbie Headcase than it does about anything remotely resembling Star Wars. This is what happens to a property when you hate it. This doesn't just suffer from too many cooks spoiling the broth. Oh no. This is someone coming by with a sewage truck and running the hose into the pot. There is no broth anymore and the kitchen is over flowing with waste from the toilets of an entire city block.

[@luigiscazzari4724]

Making plot happen is super easy barely an inconvenience

[@GNoMe610]

Wow wow wow, wow...

[@neilchapman5145]

Making plot happen is tight

[@GNoMe610]

@@neilchapman5145 Yeah yeah yeah!

[@alexedwards6509]

@@GNoMe610 Lesbian space witches are tight. "Err, What"

[@kingmeruem6657]

Jedi Master loving an 8 year old is ti...🤢🤮 Seriously, these degenerates have no boundaries.

[@tyraelpl]

You know why sol was treated that way as a character? Cos remember, in those people's minds asian is "white-adjacent".

[@GlobálPolitika1]

When Darth Queerus appeared....man, that scene made me truly emotional.

[@piotrswat169]

Thank god we got Donald the Bulletdodger.Why Bulletdodger?Because he dodges bullets Avi.

[@travisgeorge1553]

The way he used the force, to manipulate his buttplug....genius.

[@scionofdorn9101]

Darth Gimpus the Perverse knows the power of the dark side of the KY.

[@JaviNobody]

“Mae been through more face & heel turns than Big Show in WWE.” Lol

[@chris.hinsley]

I know where all of the budget of 180 million went on this! It was all of the CGI they had to apply to her face to get rid of all of the expressions that she actually made during the filming !!!

[@Pentti_Hilkuri]

I bet most of it went into lesbyan catering, tons of cucumbers and so on.

[@3rdpig]

"Where did the money go?. I've asked it about DEI infested games too. IMO these are scammers who are taking huge amounts of DEI money to produce a product, then making the cheapest, bare minimum product that fulfills their contract, then walking away with the rest of the money. And wanna know what really pisses me off? That I didn't think of it first.

[@cinemamadness6920]

Yoda/the council know about these events, then it confirms this show isn't canon. That's too big of a discrepancy to retcon. It doesn't fit!

[@G360LIVE]

And if it doesn't fit, then you must acquit! :)

[@BKPrice]

You think Disney cares about that? Just ignore their crap and follow the good canon.

[@scionofdorn9101]

If Disney cared about continuity, most of their shows wouldn’t exist, and KK wouldn’t have been allowed to space the EU.

[@icarusjumped2719]

Nothing Disney is cannon. As much as I liked the first season of mando and Andor, they are too small gems in a huge, HUGE pile of sh*te that can't redeem Disney.

[@eymaslacker]

This channel has been the most hilarious for reviews of the acolyte!

[@someidiot1984]

Cancel disney

[@DonDonP1]

Sorry, but I refuse. I love "High School Musical: The Musical: The Series" and "Descendants: The Rise of Red." I'm so ready for season two of "Andor" and the "Wizards Beyond Waverly Place."

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

The look of this show reminds me of Jason of Star Command.

[@tufungagreen5571]

@@DonDonP1 Beta male mentality

[@GIBBO4182]

Yeah, until Deadpool & Wolverine comes out and everyone rushes to the cinema

[@someidiot1984]

@GIBBO4182 not a true disney product. The last breath from the fox side.

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

How was Sol responsible for Indara's death?...or Torbin's death? The problem with scapegoats is that you have to make it believable, and it's not believable that Sol was responsible for all those deaths. This is an example of 'bad writing'.

[@CrownOfRoses541]

Qui-Gon Jinn is the best Jedi, and no one will make me think otherwise. If he had survived Naboo, and gotten to train Anakin, Anakin likely wouldn't have become Darth Vader, and would have been happy with Amidala, and their kids. ☕😌👍

[@theunknowncommenter725]

👍👍👍👍👍

[@G360LIVE]

I feel like Anakin wouldn't have become Darth Vader had Queen Amidala gone back to Tatooine and bought Anakin's mother from Watto -- I'm assuming the queen had the funds for that -- so that Anakin would have someone to confide in who wasn't a Sith Lord.

[@BKPrice]

Yes, but then that would make him the bad Jedi because he would have prevented Star Wars from happening.

[@Steven-mk4gg]

That's why Qui-Gon's battle with Darth Maul is called "The Duel of the Fates." It is literally a duel for the fate of Anakin's future and a very large part of the future of the galaxy.

[@TheBayzent]

Jedi can't have families

[@xXPhanillaXx]

But Az, wasn't all the suffering through watching it worth it when they showed Plagueis skulking in the shadow?? "Off you must f$%k you stupid cow" best Yoda line ever!!

[@DoodsUnited]

"I remember Plaguis! I saw him and I clapped!" Actual fans of the show, probably

[@TheSpawnfan]

When Yoda said: "The Storm that is approaching, I Am!" I thought that was hardcore, truly, a scene of some show that was.

[@scottwild4200]

WAIT!!! Hold up! So, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Master Yoda have dropped their lightsabers at some point, and it worked fine for them later, but May tossed a lightsaber aside, and it cracked a Kyber crystal?

[@lobomon2000]

That's because Harry Weinstein's former assistant turned writer doesn't know ANYTHING about Star Wars

[@ericyen763]

With the Plagueis cameo at the beginning, I was hoping he'd show up later and just kill everyone in this show and say "THAT'S how to Acolye. Let's go Palpatine!"

[@EvilDoresh]

It's probably just the mother with the horns. If she turns out to be Plagueis as well that's another cringy retcon

[@giantent763]

That might have actually saved the show. A real sith shows up and ends the larp.

[@Likexner]

Did you just asaume their gender? REEEEEE

[@xManzi]

Now, compare writing like this and writing where author says "I really liked that character, but story progressed in a way that there was not a single way that character could survive. Sometime characters have a will of their own." And Disney writers think they know how to write...

[@tomasz9429]

Worse than Batwamanz? This means Weinstein's Angel will end up as the next CEO of Lucasfilm!

[@raisedbyaspaceinvader]

Every time i see stills of Squid Game he looks like he's pulling a "what am I doing with my life" face.

[@mbob4337]

Plagus hid inside that water hole.

[@nonamenameless5495]

Officer: So you confessed to this endless list of crimes from attempted murder, arson, murder on multiple accounts to being a member of two terrorist cults aimed at killing everyone disagreeing with your world view, is that about right? Girl Boss: You forgot the perving and stalking part of a cult member whilst threatening him with a light sabre in an attempt to arouse him and myself in an explicit way...failed at that though. Officer: Ahm, yeah right.... Girl Boss: You know, I simply had to do all that to find out what s right for me, myself and I. The most important part in life is finding out who you really are and what s best for you aside from any societal conventions and norms. Officer: Oh in that case, congratulations on finding your true purpose, I certainly am obliged to let you leave and wish you all the best for your future endeavours.

[@TJCID22]

Maybe Amandla originally sought a career as a professional poker player?

[@scionofdorn9101]

She’d have to be able to count and remember the relative value of her hand. I doubt she has the mental horsepower for that. So maybe she DID fail at that too.

[@TJCID22]

@@scionofdorn9101 Or maybe mental power of a horse is *exactly* what she has!

[@scionofdorn9101]

@@TJCID22Hah! That’s an insult to horses, much like Headlamp’s wife’s face.

[@langbo9999]

Amanda Steenberg is not only a bad actor she is also bad in being black because she is mosely Danish 🇩🇰

[@turboteabag08]

Jedi: Can we run tests on the girls?…with your permission of course “No” Roll end credits 😕

[@schiz0phren1c]

I can't wait to get my light scissors and scissor myself a whole fambly...

[@f.dud4]

After watching Smallville, is it me or does Master Venestra look like Michael Rosenbaum's Lex Luthor?

[@rjayoldenburg]

Can we file a petition to get AZ a knighthood?

[@scionofdorn9101]

Not a Jedi Knighthood. That affiliation has been forever tainted now.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

We need to get him a plane to the U.S. so Friday Night Tights isn’t past his bedtime.

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

"Sol, my dear old friend..." *throws Sol under the bus*

[@TheBayzent]

Flaccid lightsaber behavior

[@Guitarman5705]

So is vernestra even on the council? Why is info about 8 Jedi deaths coming to her personally first before fucking yoda

[@scionofdorn9101]

Fucking Yoda is probably how she gets away with it under these preeverted “creatives”.

[@drunkdealer583]

Yoda to the Franchise," F@@ked are you."😅

[@Rocket5150]

Basil will be the first capybara Sith.

[@albrecdc]

@@Rocket5150 first nonbinary capybara Sith...

[@farrel13sw]

Basil is A Sith. Darth Plagueis was already in the acolyte, he was Fatso Ren( episode 2). He was disguised!

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

😆

[@yendorspades]

That L.A. Noire line had me dying 🤣🤣🤣☠

[@mathewluby9896]

Marvel dead, star wars dead, doctor who dead.... whos next on the hitlist disney?

[@EvilDoresh]

How's Star Trek doing these days, anyways?

[@mathewluby9896]

@@EvilDoresh it's dead Jim

[@brianjohnston7724]

Season 2 should be Sol coming coming back as a force ghost like “Hey! What the fuck?!” And telling the council what really happened 😂

[@deviousdelibird]

When OSHA's lightsaber changed from blue raspberry to wild cherry, I did somersaults from the edge of my seat!

[@_BillyMandalay]

Too bad her facial expressions don't change.

[@kebabsaurusrex1601]

I never knew Gollum was a sith lord

[@travisgeorge1553]

So are the Jawas. Every last one.

[@sbloomis]

Enjoy the steak. You earned it.

[@dreadpiratemikey6400]

Yoda swearing. Best thing ever! lol.

[@RogueFox2185]

The High Republic as an era is just as destructive to the lore as TLJ, Ryan Johnson (along with Jar-Jar Abrams) ruined the future and Leslie Headland did the same with the past. If she gets a S2 then the Acolyte will officially be the STD of Star Wars.

[@LunarSpiral1127]

This the first time I've seen something from the High Republic era and it's not a good first impression, which is the High Republic jedi suck.

[@RogueFox2185]

@@LunarSpiral1127Apparently they are just as bad in the novels, if not even more incompetent and pathetic there as well.

[@speedy3749]

"Padawan?!" "Yes Master?" "I am looking at this archive footage about this acolyte..." "Yes Master, what about it?" "It's weird. What happened to it?" "Well Master, do you remember when we had that fire in the archive last year?" "Yes Padawan, I remember." "Do you remember how you told me we don't have enough credits for the data forensics specialist after rebuilding the archive?" "Yes Padawan..." "Well, I used the free version of Hutt-GPT to reconstruct the damaged footage..." "Go on..." "Well, on the free version it only has memory for about 30 seconds of archive footage at a time..." "Go on..." "And I later found out it is trained on Commercials, Soap Operas, Gay Po*" "Stop! Stop! I know where this is going." "What are we going to do Master?" "Padawan, do you remember how that fire in the archive broke out?" "Never cross the wires in the hilt of the lightsaber. Never even tinker with your lightsaber. And especially, don't tinker with Lightsabers in the archive...." "Well Padawan, sometimes we have to make exceptions...." "But Master, shouldn't we resist those temptations..." "You are right Padawan. Just delete it..."

[@MrMikellsof88]

A better conversation than any we got in this shite show.

[@241clearance5]

In a Galaxy Far Fan Fiction away in California Lucas Film is desperate again!

[@razeyfingers]

7:35 "hu hu hu huhuhuhuuuuu shutup , Beavis". 9:55 Gyrating giraffes give good gaffes! 18:55 hand hand hand hand. Too many more to quote! This was outstanding Azman!

[@harrisonbeesonvo]

A charitable take on Sol saying that he loves osha was that he loves her like a daughter. Unfortunately, i'm not feeling charitable.

[@JohnMack-f3f]

There are no heroes in Disney, Star Wars! Only villains representing protagonists!

[@newhorizons1]

That steak sound delicious. Im going to make myself a nice slab of steak too.

[@drdassler]

Her expression when watching her sister choke Squid Game was the same as the expression of the one doing the choking. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@earthlingcarl3179]

It's finally over, hurrah!

[@RADARTechie]

Ah dreadlocks, the hair style that says "I don't clean myself".

[@TheGardenSamurai]

Speaking of smilo ren, my brother saw the character design the other day when I was watching a review and yelled out wtf Star Wars has sith-gymps now lmao 😂 So his name is sith-gymo especially cause purple whip is his bdsm master 😂

[@Dave-zw4tu]

That sums up narcissism. Blame everyone but themselves, for their actions, their emotions, their beliefs. It's everyone else's fault.

[@nickelsdimes8643]

According to every sane people, this show is written by a bunch of mindless creatures huddling together eating vegan meals while producing plot holes after plot holes and then exclaming they have produced the best art of their lame unproductive and boring life while wasting 180 millions of Disney money! 😂

[@sortedevaras]

No one needed them to make a entire Star Wars series to just say "cops bad."

[@dhmadbone]

Season 2 - Discount Ezra Miller's twin is revealed ... Jedi Master Ezra Miller, the greatest of all Jedi. We meet Ezra drunkenly choking a random pregnant ewok.

[@Rickmagnus911]

"I'm not as easily corruptible as my sister" Completely falls to the dark side within minutes of screen time. It's mind blowing how some people actually like this garbage.

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

The showrunner mistakenly assumed style was substance, but lightsaber fights do not a story make. That is why The Acolyte fails...on so, SO many levels.

[@Briansgate]

"is this Wankshaft??" dude, I almost spit all over my keyboard.

[@DarthBalsamic]

Apparently, the disrespect, bad storytelling, and lore breaking elements has commenced in this last episode. I can't say I'm surprised at all.

[@1701EarlGrey]

18:39 - yes, because when Anakin turned to the Dark Side, betrayed Jedi, killed bunch of kids and fought his master, then his lightsaber magically changed colors from blue to red... Nope, that didn't happen! Writers at Disney/Lucasfilm really are "geniuses" ! 😅

[@rydescho]

The Acoshite ended like it began, like trash. Great video Az!

[@scionofdorn9101]

It came from the bin, and to the bin it shall return.

[@borisbuliak3626]

Acolyte season 2: the money laundering continues…..