Hellbound - Hilariocity Review

[@Gabe_Cross]

Chuck Norris: That's a hit. Chris Stuckmann: This movie certainly wasn't a hit, though. Good one.

[@KillerTacos54]

Was just about to comment this same thing haha

[@MaybeIMental]

Chris Stuckmann gave a bad review of a Chuck Norris film. Two days later, Chuck Norris showed up at his house & said “How would you like to be a real Stuck Man?” He proceeded to shove Chris’ head up his own ass.

[@amadexmilby7309]

Only Chris can trash on a good scene in a bad movie like this, respect, respect.

[@maximummatt73]

Oh yes, Mr. Stuckmann is undoubtedly now being hunted down by Chuck Norris for daring to utter that. His channel was good while it lasted

[@JaydevRaol]

😂

[@anubis2044]

I can't believe this was made in 94', Feels like an 80s banger lol

[@LarryFleetwood8675]

It's actually closer to the '80s than you'd think, production planning dates to '91 with actual filming taking place in '92 then shelved until '94 release.

[@fromthehaven94]

I recognize Chuck's partner as the car thief from Adventures in Babysitting.

[@anubis2044]

@@LarryFleetwood8675 that makes sense lol

[@kenrickkahn]

@@LarryFleetwood8675 Exactly! The Background and the feel of the movie felt like it's from the late 1980s..

[@ScruFaceJeanOfficial]

Thank you Chris

[@madboyvaughn]

You watch him too

[@madboyvaughn]

I'm definitely downloading all your music now

[@qusigh]

Lol for?

[@SimplesRugs]

WOAH SCRU WHAT

[@speigelspike3600]

Love you chria

[@heeeeeresrossy]

"Let's talk about the acting in this opening sequence, because It's certainly not ideal" Man, I love Chris's dry wit 😂

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

I mean we're talking about a cannon film here. It knows what it is and that's why it's good, in the way that it's really bad.

[@wh0aheavy]

HE DOESN'T LET THE MAN EAT! Your righteous anger 😂

[@heyheytaytay]

"Walker told me I have AIDS" Really shouldn't have laughed so hard at that but damn that got me.

[@PippaPPod]

It’s funny because it’s out of context.

[@TheCapelessCrusader]

I had to look up the full cast list because I thought the kid who delivered that line looked familiar, and sure enough, it's freaking Haley Joel Osment.

[@Deadlynightshade9]

Same! I can't see how it makes any more sense with context xD

[@Firetrigger2110]

@@TheCapelessCrusader I'm never looking at Kingdom Hearts the same way ever again.

[@JaydevRaol]

😂

[@mrsinister8978]

Chuck Norris is my favorite disney princess.

[@randomnerd3402]

Oh man oh my oh god Oh man oh my oh god!! OH MAN OH MY OH GOD!!!!

[@mrsinister8978]

@@randomnerd3402 They're going to eat me OH MY GOD!!!!!!

[@realityshotgun]

@@randomnerd3402 its just oh God oh man

[@MusicVersa]

"This man needs to eat Chuck Norris" Don't we all, Chris. Don't we all.

[@maximummatt73]

Chuck Norris doesn't eat. He refuels.

[@johncarranza]

I love how the “not eating” running gag in the movie becomes a running gag on Chris’s review

[@davymc993]

And sadly one of the only gags in the review.

[@lucasmackey2808]

12:35 FEED HIM!!!

[@Weskalia]

16:40 "The man needed to eat Chuck Norris" Famous last word!

[@globetrekker86]

@Takatora Toudou: Celebrity food guy, Casey Webb (Man v. Food), actually did: He completed the challenge of eating the triple-decker French toast sandwich called the Chuck Norris

[@KillerTacos54]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@Thrillseeker8922]

Chris doing a Chuck Norris movie. I can die happily now.

[@charlesku4308]

Freaking A, Frank "Shatter"? that's gold Jerry, Gold!

[@globetrekker86]

@Thrillseeker8922 Plus, Chris’ beard makes him resemble Chuck Norris a bit- a more mellow Chuck Norris, that is

[@davidrodriguez1318]

“I don’t want to work with Shatters! He doesn’t let his partners eat!” 😂 😂

[@tchallaw3st]

I never misfiled anything! not once! not one time!!

[@markparkinson6947]

OH MY GOD!!!!!

[@improbablyyourdad8458]

@@markparkinson6947 "Oh Hi Mark"

[@markparkinson6947]

@@improbablyyourdad8458 😂 Good one, dude!

[@markparkinson6947]

@Razh 80 OH NO, MY EYES!!!!

[@PippaPPod]

@@improbablyyourdad8458 OMG, Wiseau is EVERYWHERE!!!

[@Newmodel100]

I miss these Hilariocities so much.

[@HazeyCazeyTv]

Corona wears a mask around Chuck Norris

[@StealingWinter]

Nice

[@PippaPPod]

🤣🤣🤣

[@maximummatt73]

Chuck Norris' tears could cure Coronavirus - too bad he's never cried

[@MrJ1Horrordirector]

good one hahahaha

[@michaelgray6955]

Good one.

[@williamjackson8782]

Every Chuck Norris movie is a horror movie... for his enemies.

[@thebrownbaldy]

Good one

[@jerraldwest2935]

I don't know how no one's ever thought of that before. It's so simple yet so brilliant. 😆

[@maximummatt73]

They're also documentaries

[@roncur]

🤣

[@sevastopol1845]

Samarai cop vibes

[@blakecurry3880]

As a fan of horror, it upsets me that honestly most horror movies probably can have Hilariocity reviews.

[@markparkinson6947]

Do you mean regarding 2010s horror?

[@randomnerd3402]

@@markparkinson6947 Yeah probably

[@blakecurry3880]

Really just most of them. There is an endless sea of terrible horror. Luckily the ones that are fun are awesome and some of my favorites.

[@Sp1n1985]

Because horror like comedy is subjective

[@markparkinson6947]

@@blakecurry3880 Like what?

[@michaelfinley6552]

"He needs to eat frank. Feed him!" Well hot-dog!

[@AkamoriArt]

It's important to note that the reason Chuck Norris made a claim to fame, and why we still revere him today as a true badass, is because he was the first non-asian to become a martial arts world champion. A lot of people don't know this, but I feel it is important to be brought up every time Norris is mentioned because, honestly? It's kind of badass.

[@sodeiku]

For kungfu?

[@WhatAboutZoidberg]

Unlike another kimono wearing "action star." Chuck actually learned and has trophies & proof of his accomplishments.

[@ronburgundy244]

@@WhatAboutZoidberg I take it you're talking about Steven Segal?

[@anmolt3840051]

@@sodeiku karate

[@joshgtm3266]

@@WhatAboutZoidberg Jean-Claude Van Damme?

[@mechasentai]

Hey Chris don't forget Chuck Norris also did "Hero and the Terror." That makes 3 ventures into a horror like genre.

[@ActionJackson1982]

Walker told me I have AIDS lol

[@4besideyouintime]

now make rich evans say that

[@mechasentai]

Lmao!

[@ryeguy2256]

I almost spit out my water when I heard that

[@ruddiato]

Can anyone explain the joke cause honestly i didnt get it

[@ryeguy2256]

ruddiato it’s a clip he played from Conan O’Brien from a movie Chuck Norris acted in

[@Binks182]

So are hilarocities just done forever now?

[@Iankiely]

I think so unfortunately. One of the funniest segments ever though.

[@Byrnzi360]

This reminds me of End of Days... I actually liked End of Days.

[@nicks1451]

“Christina York. Christ In New York!!!” Looooooool top 10 best worst horror concepts ever

[@patrickriley674]

I actually got it on Blu Ray. No movie collection is complete without a movie in which Satan causes a massive explosion with his urine! 😍

[@matthewjaco847]

13:10-13:15. "Leave!... Leave!...Leeeeave!" I rewound and rewatched that clip 5 times in a row just now!

[@ericjourdain892]

It's truly impressive piece of acting!

[@scoogsy]

Mate, can you please bring back hilariocity reviews?! They were so good!!!! Come on, you must have fun making them 😂

[@zakolompe5659]

He said he didn’t want to criticise movies anymore

[@knightfallprotocol]

He's Hollywood's bitch now. So that means he cant criticize movies anymore otherwise he'll server ties with movie directors and producers.

[@infernaloverkill4896]

Just wait for his movie to fail, then he probably will be going back making hilariocity reviews. ^^

[@Leprutz]

Hellbound was an amazing film. Nolan can only dream of making such a masterpiece.

[@filmconnoisseur7273]

Chris, thank you for making these tough times a little more bearable. I look forward to your videos every day

[@sicthemutt]

I miss these

[@hapakidyo]

That last Walker scene had me rolling!...🤣🤣🤣

[@TheGreatEbayer]

This is the most fun I've seen you have in a long time. Great stuff!

[@RoboBeastWarrior]

The last time Chuck Norris went to eat, the dinosaurs became extinct.

[@kellyweingart3692]

lol

[@CarlosRodriguez-jw1zo]

😂😂😂

[@thegreatmarondraith8741]

ZING

[@SHANE_M_TAPIA]

Chuck Norris doesn’t need food. Food NEEDS Chuck Norris.

[@sicilia71]

I remember renting Hellbound from our local Blockbusters when it was released and (don't laugh) really enjoying it. Watching these clips again, i'm not sure i could sit through it again, but thanks for another great movie review

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

We all make mistakes

[@wraithlord9879]

Man Chris you should really bring this series back.

[@evilemperordude]

Kind of random, but I just realized Christopher Neame, who plays Prosatanos in this, was also Jerec in the live-action cutscenes in the video game, Star Wars: Dark Forces 2.

[@SubtleStair]

Interesting, that his name would be Christopher. Christopher means "Carrying Christ." St. Christopher carried the boy Jesus across a river and may have been a werewolf. Look it up!

[@John_Notmylastname]

When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn’t push his body up he pushes the earth down.

[@8523wsxc]

I'm sorry but you have AIDS.

[@stormking989]

You are truly a national treasure. Your reviews are not only insightful but are also comedy gold.

[@Atheismisareligion]

I hear that when chuck norris cracks his knuckles, it make the hospital ready for whoever he was about to fight

[@markparkinson6947]

Gotta love those old-school Chuck Norris memes!

[@rafaelalodio5116]

It's not the hospital that gets ready, it's the morgue.

[@TusharKant15]

I heard when Chuck Norris cracked his knuckles for the first time, the sound waves travel through the space-time continuum and that's really what caused Vesuvius to erupt!

[@kalinmir]

@@markparkinson6947 we used to call them "jokes" back in my day

[@maximummatt73]

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in

[@RealKaiserRyu]

Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 I love that movie. Oh, it’s this movie. Just hellbound. Nevermind.

[@knockdown_123]

This will be the last hillarousity , it's sad

[@hayden14044]

Watching this channel climb over the years has been dope. Chris gets better every year.

[@michaelabayomi]

How have I not heard about this movie until now? Definitely adding this to the list. Chuck Norris can do no wrong. 😁

[@kingwoot1]

I remember renting this then going home and laughing my ass off for the whole movie. I immediately got on my bicycle and rode 3 miles to so it to my friend. Such good times

[@daredevil6145]

How 'bout Final Destination, Chris?

[@sweetbabyrodney]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[@cosborne06]

I just watched it for the first time the other day. What an absolutely terrible movie!

[@nprlisten]

@@cosborne06 I put it on the other day because I remember vaguely that I liked it back in the day. Turned it off after 20 minutes. So, so bad.

[@timb1319]

Chris Stuckmann showing a Conan O'Brien clip to accentuate his Horror Hellbound clip.. I can die happy

[@brucelau2023]

Oh man thank u Chris 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 we’ve missed your hilariocity videos , and thankfully you’ve did another great Halloween Hilariocity

[@Lordtanner520]

Chris, you should definitely review Cannon's best film Runaway Train with Jon Voight. Extremely underrated and overlooked. Also, check out Code of Silence, that's easily Norris's best action role.

[@Yash-im5li]

REQUIEM FOR A DREAM ....plzz Chris. I wanna hear your thoughts on this movie

[@RY-fe3rt]

Best movie ever!

[@tutorialslave]

Don't you have your own thoughts on it? Why do you need his?

[@improbablyyourdad8458]

@@tutorialslave why be a dick when you don't have to be. Obviously they like the movie they requested, and they'd like to hear Chris' thoughts.

[@tutorialslave]

@@improbablyyourdad8458 Sorry if I came off rude. I'm just wondering whether Yash feels like Chris has to validate his taste. And God forbid Chris has a bone to pick with the movie. I get wanting a significant other's or good friend's take on whatever movie/show/band/... you enjoy but why does a KZbinr's opinion matter to him that much?

[@lamenamethefirst]

@@tutorialslave Dude. Relax. You're reading way too deep into this. He's on a film review channel for heaven's sake. Everyone's here to listen to Chris' opinion. All he asked for was a review request. How do you know he's looking for validation?

[@TheSoulWithin7]

I found out about your channel over 5 years ago with the batman and robin hilariocity, ever since then you have been my favorite youtuber and i have learned SO MUCH from you, you rock chris!

[@WraithDesignz]

Director's Cut Ending: **Noris's sidekick is found dead from starvation , and the demon takes over his body for the sequel** Hellbound II: I need to F**king eat guy!

[@faerveldir]

"Where are you going...Rabbi??" *Maniacal Laughter* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonbourgoin182]

5:05 now there’s a no-sell Hulk Hogan would be proud of.

[@ARIGHETTI]

These hilarioucities keep getting better, Thanks Chris! We need a John Flickinger collab!

[@ShanaJahsintaWalters]

What happened to the Hilariocity Review on the movie The One with Jet Li that you promised us?

[@ImperialWarrior6490]

He also forgot to give a Hilariocity Review of Vampire's Kiss with Nic Cage. Maybe one day...

[@ShanaJahsintaWalters]

@@ImperialWarrior6490 Maybe ... LOL!!!

[@tufungagreen5571]

the one is a classic

[@ShanaJahsintaWalters]

@@tufungagreen5571 True.

[@nrgltwrkr2225]

OMG! LMFAO! This was just what I needed today! Thank you so much.

[@Omar-wq9dz]

For Halloween month, would you consider doing a Hilariocity or just a review for Nothing But Trouble, with Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, and John Candy? I saw it recently, and while I still didn't like it, it's nowhere as bad as many have said it is

[@dragonball3166]

If I had dollar for question is ask to Chris he never reply and give thumbs up to I be trillionair

[@fromthehaven94]

Same way I felt about Cats, aside from the CGI.

[@95kingslayer]

Good Bad Flicks did a really good video on Nothing but Trouble

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

There are a few parts that are just unbearable though. The rapping part I could go the rest of my life without ever seeing again and die happy. It's so cringy, it's so stupid and it isn't even funny.

[@opienigma]

I did not expect this review at all but I am glad you did. Hellbound was on of my favorite films growing up. Even with it's over top cheesyness. I've always called this film Chuck Norris kicks the devil 🤣😂

[@Alyek-s]

Chuck norris can crush a lump of coal, and turn the coal into diamonds

[@thetribalist6923]

As a jeweler I can confirm. Chuck is the number 1 source for diamonds.

[@cable7152]

Of the Chuck Norris jokes, that might be the worst one.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Ok...

[@Shadequillx]

@@cable7152 cry baby cry

[@8523wsxc]

That was lame even for Norris meme.

[@steakcrust558]

when your entire character is based solely around needing and wanting to eat

[@adamgates1142]

You talkin to me?

[@chrisblogs5115]

Silent rage was hilarious. I'll have to see this too.

[@GeraVGC93]

Man, Saturday morning with hilariocity. It's truly refreshing

[@quoteonquoteclub9711]

the last hilariocity review chris ever did

[@bowenorcutt78]

A giddy smile like a child getting an awesome new bike on the night BEFORE Christmas immediately came to me as soon as I heard "Chuck Norris." I automatically knew what to expect from this, and will enjoy every last second.

[@principecao]

And the Hilariocity intro???

[@cudier54]

I just wanna say I had literally the exact same physical reaction Conan had to that last clip. So good, thank you Chris.

[@CantrellBeau]

5 years later someone beefed up the script, inserted Arnold Schwarzenegger and vomited out End Of Days.

[@Catten_whisperer]

Hi Chris - I just recently found your channel and I wanted to thank you for your work. It’s so nice to have someone review on KZbin and it’s not always negative. In fact you are positive and point out the good even in the mostly bad.

[@wh00keridoo]

That laugh after "Frank Shatter" was perfect

[@ThePhantomKerbecs]

Im from Portugal, and seeing those release dates made me finally realize how big of a hit Chuck Norris was around here in the 90s

[@vinnyc.1265]

I miss these reviews.

[@ToxicTurquoise454]

I miss the old Chris Stuckmann. There's not much fun in his channel when almost everything he reviews, he likes. He now only does one-off non-positive reviews and because of that his channel is getting stale. Reviews of movies that don't work out are fun to watch because if everything in life was good and perfect and beyond criticism, life would be dull.

[@AJadedLizard]

I think this may be one of, if not simply *the,* best videos you've put out. I've not laughed like this in a while.

[@markparkinson6947]

Well, this is the Horror Hilariocity we were all waiting for!

[@15UGADawg]

I wish you would choose one movie and come out with a Hilariocity Review every month! I love them!

[@Daemonarch2k6]

Saw this masterpiece in the 90s on VHS... This is problably the best movie in the universe

[@samuelsmith5400]

As soon as I saw the “staring guy” I audibly said “oh no we’re doing this”

[@Tamaki742]

The whole video I'm like, "... Is... Is that Jesus?"

[@Savvage_89]

Man you gotta love the final hunger montage... Well done sir, well done...

[@sikthsikthsikth]

My friend rented this about 15-20 years ago and we watched it like we were on mystery science theater. It's been so long and nobody seemed to have heard of it I was beginning to think it was just a fever dream. Thank you for reminding me of every ridiculous scene.

[@mrdnarna]

Just dawned on me I never commented before - especially since your one of my favorite youtubers - love your vids and discussions - this one was funny as hell- keep them coming - Mr DNA

[@julian8912]

love the series Chris, keep it up!

[@Refry17]

I thought I dreamt this movie as a child. But my memory of it blended it with 90s "it".

[@cyrusmorris9599]

The first time I saw this movie, it was on Telemundo, and was completely in spanish, it was one of the best experiences of my early life. Hilarious

[@GhosTSpartaNFtW34]

This channel has been a life savor ever since i became a huge movie fan

[@samcantin3133]

All these years since the hilariocity intro has been created and I’m still waiting on a Vampire’s Kiss review :(

[@iamgoingtodeckyoutwo5966]

Great choice. We get Stuckmannized, Chris gets Chuckmannized.

[@george5737]

I was like 12 when this movie came out and I legitimately thought that it was a kickass scary movie.

[@Nesty9]

i was about 18 ,i saw it like a action horror but still liked it ,i guess i ddnt knew better but i was heavily influenced by dad and uncles,they loved chucks movies

[@Treblaine]

8:05 "you just happen to know all this" I think the implications was supposed to be "because that sounds like something a devil worshiper would know" as that's EXACTLY how I've heard people use that phrase before. Like when someone says "chloroform is more effective when heated to body temperature" and "why would you know about drugging people" "I just happen to know" "Oh you just happen to know... yeah right"

[@roachqueen1973]

Why can’t his partner just buy his own food? Why doesn’t he have his own per diem on this trip to Israel?

[@djisizzle]

I love the annual Halloween special!! Thanks for making these Chris!

[@MasterHayate]

Prosetanos wasn't sent to Earth to destroy it... he was trying to keep Hell safe from Chuck Norris.

[@TheFunky57]

The punch and kick sound effects are pure gold.

[@advitiyashetty8790]

"This movie certainly wasn't a hit though" XD

[@togashiayame]

I see The Faculty in your horror collection! Please review that piece of nostalgia xD

[@PaulMatthewMusic1]

Prosotanos has to be the dude that played Goro in the Mortal Kombat movie

[@johnnydondisco2864]

Chris is blessing us with this many videos

[@jbob4996]

The last Hilariocity.

[@waltermatthewberg]

The Walker Texas Ranger clips were so damn good. I also loved Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage particularly the rant about Cowboy Bebop that hit home for me.

[@tehsin13]

who doesn't like Chuck Norris? He's everyone guilty pleasure.

[@catlinferris5970]

Thank you chris, honestly I've become stuckmannized lol, this one is just so hilarious man I sent it to everyone

[@CRITICAL0PS]

October is the best month to get Stuckmanized

[@ernestoosuna4594]

The starving partner comments and the clips from Sonic killed me. Awesome review

[@mauriceedwards6759]

I missed this gem,thanks for the great review Chris.