Twilight - Hilariocity Review

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Chris Stuckmann and his wife, Sam review Twilight in the Hilariocity format! Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. Directed by Catherine Hardwicke.

[@waywardlaser]

And that's why I'm giving 'Your Marriage' an A+

[@MrC2095]

(A+ music plays)

[@corruptedcam580]

+John Colon 😂😂

[@TheNgStars]

+John Colon what's the A+ music

[@MrC2095]

+NgStars Ng it goes AAHHH ahhhh ahhhha aha

[@springthyme501]

+NgStars Ng just watch the dead pool review

[@that80s_kid64]

“I don’t like the rain. Anything wet and cold.”-Bella “I don’t like sand. Its corse and rough and gets everywhere”- Anakin

[@thebessienessie836]

yes i ship anakin and bella, match made in heaven

[@kailaleegibbons6143]

Anakin's line is better tbh

[@mookyyzed2216]

They were made for each other

[@de35tg]

I'm surprised chris didn't made that reference hahahah

[@macnultyosullivan9238]

How come no one can spell "coarse"?

[@jaidevtyagi1033]

Robert Pattinson is the worst vampire, took him 11 years to become bat...

[@KawaiiNancy]

🤣

[@mechajay3358]

I'm pretty sure he himself would agree so too.

[@lorraine7876]

😂

[@divad7137]

And to become a lighthouse keeper

[@orlandobabe]

So glad I’m done with comic book films. The last best Batman was Bale.

[@RainbowJedi91]

But let’s be honest. No one hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@philboom9136]

And now he wants to make it up by being batman 👍

[@emilengen7825]

@@philboom9136 he has done that with many great performances already.

[@emilengen7825]

@@philboom9136 if he was given a good script he could've actually been good in the twilight movies.

[@philboom9136]

@@emilengen7825 thats true. I hate twilight but I actually like Robert. He's a great actor but too many people reduce him on his part in twilight

[@charliedawson4877]

I live for watching him trash the film in promo interviews.

[@supergamer5121]

Still a better love story than ... oh wait.

[@andreacb7595]

he FUCKS HARD

[@graciegj63]

+The Idiot Named Joe Considering 50 shades is suppose to be a fanfiction of Twilight, I wouldn't say that.

[@liammcavoy1090]

100th like

[@-._._._-_._._.-]

+The Idiot Named Joe probably could have been great if Sasha Grey played the chick, and was just a porno

[@bgxbsz]

...than 50 Shades (all of them)

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

Oh shit. Bella doesn't like the rain because it's cold and wet. Anakin doesn't like sand because it's course and it goes everywhere. They're like two sides of the same coin.

[@ako3379]

Flash HarelKrash at least this isn't as bad as facism and raceism. go milo.

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

Flash HarelKrash damn autocorrect!

[@markiangooley]

Bella/Anakin crossover fan fiction! It could be the next Fifty Shades!

[@Cucerescmunti]

Apocalypse and Sandman might like sand

[@liaminator4950]

I ship it.

[@BrokeProductions]

I don't really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing I don't really... I hate sand. It's course and rough... and it gets everywhere.

[@tibne2412]

This comment is so dense

[@NicolasWaldvogel]

+petrallen its like a poetry, like they rhyme

[@hutchhound3788]

+Nicolas Waldvogel you may have gone too far in a few places.

[@alonsoarana5307]

Bella is key to all this because if we get Bella working, she's a funnier character than we've ever had

[@RedHeadNed]

I was literally JUST thinking that

[@mightyfooda]

Your wife is adorable and she adds a lot. Request her to come back, I liked her input.

[@rosstipay8946]

True!!

[@cgbhc6667]

She’s beautiful

[@MekQuarrie]

I missed her perspective...

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

Jimbo JDM simp

[@NezukoKamado-kl1yv]

@@sanatoriumnugget6598 because complementing someone makes them a simp

[@2ndfunctionFTW]

"I dont like the rain" "I dont like sand"

[@death-king1834]

Oh my God! Do you think Meyer took influence from Attack of the Clones? It all makes sense now!

[@MilindaX]

"It gets in the cracks" STFU ANEI!

[@FourForceUniverse]

What must that be like?

[@sole__doubt]

"I dont like the rain" "I dont like sand" Hayden Christensen pioneered trying to look serious while saying those kind of lines. This movie is like a woman saw a movie with HC and thought he was a great actor. So its like they are all HC wanna-bes. Which is pathetic...

[@amrl1685]

2ndfunctionFTW its rough, course and it gets everywhere

[@Ahil982]

Beautiful wife, watches movies for a living. Chris Stuckmann is my idol!

[@DanielLopez-ir9mr]

He won in life

[@anirudhmenon4234]

+Mr. Bias Why? It's morons like you that give atheists everywhere a bad rap. Why the fuck can't you accept that others don't and do not have to conform to your beliefs?

[@saywhatagainidareyouidoubl7698]

+Mr. Bias WoW, just wow, let people believe in whatever they want, and Flash is Trash

[@miz4535]

+Anirudh Menon *lack of beliefs

[@aero2311]

+Mr. Bias What is with you Internet atheists constantly trashing religion?

[@fortblocks]

Bella's initials are BS, and that's exactly what her character is, BS.

[@farldiemanie8775]

A Troll The title of the most underrated comment goes to you

[@fortblocks]

Thank you. I hope I also get an internet emmy for best troll.

[@thenerdyboii6436]

FINALLY! A troll who is actually funny.

[@fortblocks]

Thank you Star Lord. Hey, how's your mother doing?

[@thenerdyboii6436]

A Troll Just the same as my father. And my daddy.

[@eduardolennovaes]

I dont like rain. It's cold, and wet and sticky. And it gets everywhere.

[@SrSalsa]

Specially chocolate rain

[@thefacebehindthemask7007]

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[@DbladeMedic]

Lol

[@anna.owo.]

@@thefacebehindthemask7007 he did better that bella

[@jaidevtyagi1033]

@@thefacebehindthemask7007 gets into the cracks😂😂

[@larkstonguesinaspic4814]

oh you two are a cute couple

[@deathby1kslimes945]

Yeah they are

[@ThierryRocksTV]

I think it's cuz they have similar faces :)

[@fiasypiage952]

Blackie Mesa björk

[@andreias5564]

they get along so well! so cute :3

[@Seanatonin]

Chris = Stuckmann Chris' wife = Stuckwomann

[@l-boi8173]

+Sean Bateman More like Stuckwife

[@DakkogiRauru23]

+Sean Bateman The Stuck Family XDD

[@ThomasOfTheWarband]

+Sean Bateman More like "Stuck-with-wife"

[@Seanatonin]

I was making a superhero joke. We have Spiderman & Spiderwoman, Hulk & She-Hulk, Batman & Batgirl/woman.

[@ThomasOfTheWarband]

Sean Bateman XD Jk

[@Coolcats-cb7yx]

You and your wife are so fucking adorable!

[@Coolcats-cb7yx]

Also it's west cost so it's definitely Red Vines.

[@sk8ter4fun]

+Coolcats12345 ehh I live in the Seattle area it could be either or at least in my area.

[@sk8ter4fun]

+Coolcats12345 ehh I live in the Seattle area it could be either or at least in my area.

[@XanderVJ]

+Coolcats12345 In 11:40 they have more believable chemistry than Bella and Edward in the entire franchise. lol

[@pranarama2812]

They are also brother and sister.

[@bencarlson4300]

At least Pattinson has moved past these movies. Good Time, The Lighthouse, and Tenet next year and Batman after that

[@whatevergoesforme5129]

And he should be grateful as well no matter how crappy the Twilight series were because it made him a household name. Sometimes, one has to go through the baptism of fire to make it in this world LOL.

[@nouh3053]

Good Time was a GOOD fucking Time.

[@brajeshsingh2391]

@@whatevergoesforme5129 exactly Pattinson became Pattinson thanks to Twilight. As Alfred Hitchock famous quote "It is easy to make an art film but it is tough to make a box office hit." But Pattinson is suddenly the next big thing in Hollywood with Christopher Nolan and Batman films. interesting.

[@Slesaint17]

Brajesh Singh hes also a very good actor tho. The same thing can’t be said about Taylor Lautner, his career is basically non existent now

[@Slesaint17]

@Victoria Akoms yeah because he’s not a good actor and the hype around him died down

[@XMENFAN54]

Fun Fact: Twilight is about Necrophilia, Beastiality, Pedophilia, and Inter-Species Erotica. *The More You Know plays* Another Fun Fact: I forgot how to spell Beastiality so I looked it up on google.........I seen some shit. *The More You Know*

[@KaziSIqbal]

Mate, c'mon, you could've just highlighted and right-clicked on your incorrect spelling to have Google fix it.

[@endrankluvsda4loko172]

Never click images

[@shmee123ful]

And knowing is half the battle ...GI Joe

[@shinigamiwolfen]

Fun fact: It's spelled bestiality.

[@daltondeverell4039]

I never miss spelledanything, not once, not one time

[@kerrysimpson4123]

Worst thing about twilight- it spawned 50 shades of grey.

[@subjectdelta7568]

Kerry Simpson And humanity will have to sleep at night knowing we did that...

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

Matt Lopez I barley sleep at night anymore.

[@dice6338]

Lol 😂 so true.

[@JimWarp93]

Fan Fiction (generally) worst Fiction

[@alianajacobs5703]

yeah your so right Kerry Simpson 50 shades of grey is even worse!

[@thespacebat]

I like to remember Robert Pattenson in Harry Potter, much better in that.

[@DHynes5]

He'll also be in Christopher Nolan's new film as well :)

[@elijahkelley7616]

I saw a meme about the Goblet of Fire; it was pretty much the Doctor (David Tennant) trying to stop Twilight before it happened. So damn true.

[@siborgproductions2422]

@@elijahkelley7616 alon-sy!

[@abramsullivan7764]

Robert Pattinson did a decent job in Harry Potter year 4.

[@Tomgd420]

The third one and beyond was when the movies started to resemble the books. Robert Pattinson was good as Cedric Diggory but he also played in "Remember me" which was really good.

[@username_unavailable7592]

The first time I watched this movie I was absolutely astounded that nobody (including Bella's cop father) thought that Edward was abusive. Forget the bite mark, all of her injuries at the end look like domestic abuse to an outside observer. Literally, Bella went on a date with Edward, came back from it extremely upset and insisted that she had to leave home. Then a few days later Edward basically carries her, unconscious and absolutely beat to shit, back into town, claiming that she fell down the stairs and through a window. How does everyone not immediately assume that he attacked her???

[@nouh3053]

Plot armour babyyyy

[@some_metalhead]

I guess the only way he got out of it was because of Carlisle being a well respected doctor, though I suppose that could look even more suspicious. Meyer and Catherine Hardwick just play it off like “oh well, Bella’s just SO clumsy!”

[@brycefilms101]

Critical thinking does not exist in the Twilight universe.

[@abramsullivan7764]

WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT'S BULLSHIT!

[@abramsullivan7764]

@@nouh3053 plot armor my ass

[@BingeWatchers]

I feel so bad for Liz having to actually read the book! You both are so fun to watch, we demand more Liz and Chris videos!

[@eliasD4]

I didn't know you watch Chris' videos.I enjoy your videos.Keep up the good work Ron :)

[@BingeWatchers]

Saile Sistag Thanks, that's awesome! And yeah Chris is great and a huge inspiration!

[@eliasD4]

+Binge Watchers It makes sense now because the first time I watched one of your videos it reminded me of Chris' videos.I really hope your channel continues to grow. :)

[@SSJGoshin4]

Her name is Sam 😊

[@BingeWatchers]

***** Haha my bad :)

[@TheKML777]

What astonished me the most about Twilight is how pale Bella is. I mean my God, she's even paler than the vampires. I can only assume that is why she says and does a lot of stupid things, because of the severe anemia and the lack of blood going to her brain.

[@Brandyalla]

+Kemal Alis It's pretty stupid considering the fact she's supposed to be from one of the sunniest places in the country.

[@cardboard2night]

+Brandyalla she actualy jokes in the book about it, by saying her mom is an albino -__-

[@gigisilk798]

+Kemal Alis STOP. I DON'T NEED TO BE LAUGHING THIS LOUD. STOP

[@SamLizS]

+Brandyalla they make a joke later in the books. that she was destined to be a vampire since she is pale.

[@narudan]

+Kemal Alis mmmm pale, mindless, bland, doesn't make her own decisions, get's denied of being a vampire, yeah well i don't know about you guys but she seems like the perfect depiction of a ghoul.

[@TheLordMeh]

'thank you for taking that sacrifice' 'I don't know why I did it'...'oh puppy dog face, that why I did it I did it for him' WAY BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT :)

[@lizp5004]

Bella's the classic "blank slate"... they want every teenage girl to be able to envision themselves as Bella. "OMG! that's so MEEEEE"

[@madgunsamalgamated9569]

Liz P That makes perfect sense.

[@Owen-ub3fv]

I agree

[@WhoTookMyMirr]

.......why is everything in this movie blue?

[@WhoTookMyMirr]

*Shitty filter

[@amrl1685]

TheGamingNovice *super shitty filter

[@ILoveDarkThrillers]

Super duper fuckin shitty filter

[@ScottRoberts]

It's possibly the worst trend in movies of the past 10-15 years. Half of all Hollywood movies have to have a blue-green filter on them. Once you notice them, you can't unsee them. I have NO clue why directors think these annoying digital filters in any way improve the movies they make.

[@OllieBlazin]

+Scott Roberts see I can understand a green filter on say the matrix And a blue filter on day an a film like The Road but not in this film. Filter is suppose to heighten the film not make it look shitty

[@dorisbain9281]

he wife is super cute! do more reviews with her!

[@nico514d]

English

[@starhunter9085]

Doris Bain **the*

[@christinamarie7844]

I know so cute😍

[@RaxiazRedux]

too late film geek :D

[@trod146]

Most guys won't have their girlfriend in videos because lonely greasy slob virgins write derogatory fucked up comments that make everyone uncomfortable...

[@USxEGames]

Hello all fellow singles

[@tacirozdemir5775]

Hi XD

[@matematika1000]

waddup

[@jaynouby]

+Noah Caboose Hello

[@ChrisTheCreed]

+Noah Caboose damn

[@ricois3]

Who? Oh, yeah, me.

[@BrokenBeats94]

Chris and his wife are sweet, he should do more reviews with her

[@arijeet3224]

Everyone is commenting this

[@yannaerts2327]

-Would you agree that Twilight is a full-blown pop culture phenomenon? -Yes -Does that mean it's good? -No No truer words could have been spoken

[@lala21607]

“When I was in school, nobody spoke to me and I had gone to school with them for twelve years.” Your wife is hilarious with her one liners.😂

[@GAdmThrawn]

"Nobody talks like that." Except Anakin Skywalker.

[@DEADPOOL9AND]

At least Anakin finished his sentences, and he didn't mumble.

[@paradoxacres1063]

Anakin was a Space Monk in a "galaxy far, far away". He's forgiven for not talking like a normal person, I think.

[@cat_jk00]

+Paradox Acres Well, what I heard was that in Lucas' Clone Wars cartoon, he felt the need to make the animation so stiff and wooden because it was based on the style of the direction he was giving Hayden Christensen in the movies.

[@blackgrlfly]

+DEADPOOL9AND dont make excuses for him

[@DEADPOOL9AND]

+BlackGirlFly I'm just saying Anakin isn't as bad as Bella, not that it's good.

[@XiLeGaming360]

“Vampire Baseball” sounds like a really bad 2000’s pop punk band that never made it big.

[@rensje]

It’s like a combination of Vampire Weekend and Modern Baseball

[@EmptyAltruism]

Id say more like a horrible B flick that Brad Jones would Snob. But your point is super valid, it could easily be a bandname.

[@blueconcretezebra]

Hey, I've got all their albums, ON VINYL, and they're awesome.

[@AmaraJordanMusic]

This just goes to show that Anakin was Bella'a true love. I knew it all along; she really was looking for love in Alderaan places.

[@llamasugar5478]

AmaraJordan 🤣🤣

[@phoenixfire5046]

Lololol

[@juanarocha8629]

Anakin: I dont like sand it course and it gets everywhere. Bella: Really? I like sand Anakin: wut? Bella: yeah, I dont like the rain, any cold wet thing.... eegh Anakin: *surprised Pikachu facr* Bella *surprised Pikachu face* Both: 'Omg we are like to sides of the same coin'

[@neilpeartspurplenose8739]

Oh, You're a keeper!

[@huwguyver4208]

She shoots... she scores!!!

[@averagegamingvideos9763]

Please review the rest of the franchise with your wife!!! This was one of your best reviews in my opinion

[@zgachvi]

Bella Swan is the female version of Hayden Christensen's Anakin Skywalker

[@potatobombkyle]

+zgachvi At least he got to transform into the greatest movie villain ever. Bella just makes me want to punch someone.

[@JiReyAnimation]

+Potatobombkyle Lego Productions And at least he can act in scenes with no dialogue.

[@benshaul6976]

And had good fight scenes Hey he is not that bad actually

[@NiteMaster117]

Only difference being that Hayden was a badass in his own right. So he at least had SOMETHING redeemable.

[@DRUMS12372]

+zgachvi I don't like sand - Hayden Christensen I don't like rain - Bella Swan Coincidence? I think not.

[@XanderPGK]

Robert Pattinson in 2008: "I watch you when you sleep." Robert Pattinson in 2022: "I'm vengeance."

[@shawnfields2369]

"I am the night, I..am...Batman!"

[@mmmhhm]

I read the book when it started to get steam amongst the general public. I got up to the point where Edward admitted he was a vampire, and Bella's initial reaction was- not disbelief, not skepticism, not thinking Edward was crazy or joking- but to accept it without question. And that's where I stopped.

[@kevincorrado5615]

Just wanted to point out the color grading in this film is absolutely terrible. Everyones skin is green

[@cgtravel3439]

Wait this isn't the matrix?

[@rubenTR309]

+Kevin Corrado Like LOTR BD

[@00maniacmanny00]

It's because it's set in the future where shrek fucks everybody an makes them green that's why it's that way You fucking idiot

[@bryanvaughan4938]

+00maniacmanny00 ... Omfg, hahahahah. Genius! Great comment.

[@00maniacmanny00]

Bryan Vaughan wow late to the party

[@tmreb1]

Why does everyone in this movie looks so pale?

[@tmreb1]

And Edward looks like he's been doing meth

[@w1q2e3r4t5]

Because vampires are supposed to be pale generally in the European mythology?

[@tmreb1]

+w1q2e3r4t5 but it's not just the vampires that look super pale it's everybody

[@w1q2e3r4t5]

AKchickenman I guess since it's a place where there's next to no sunshine and it's always overclouded so everyone has a significant vitamin c deficiency?

[@doomitlade]

Made by KKK

[@YankeesFan0620]

Chris’s wife is fantastic!! Both of them should review more movies/books together

[@-NateTheGreat]

This movie sucks so bad your good camera ragequit 3 minutes in

[@anthonydelorme2797]

Hahahahaha

[@awqa4486]

hahshahaha

[@EEAMD-co6nw]

+Nate The Great : lost it

[@XxOrangesoda2610xX]

I can't xD

[@stuchly1]

+Nate The Great ahahahahaha XD

[@Lilnashcola]

Bella has no backstory outside of reading books because that way all the teen girls reading the book will relate to her. Reading is the only trait that the writers could guarantee the people READING a book would have so outside of that she is a boring blank slate swept into a world any young girl would want to be in.

[@DbladeMedic]

@No you but ibthink he was just talkong about the movie on that part because that style does not work for film

[@DbladeMedic]

@No you hmmm that makes sense. Im also biased since I have a prob with all movies based on books. They just dont work for me.

[@FlorisDVijfde]

She is very boring but at the same time nobody at school dislikes this Mary Sue! And those Mary Sue traits gets worse, much worse a number of films later...

[@chocolateking1143]

That’s pretty offensive to teen girls. It heavily implies they are dumb. How do they relate to someone so mindless LOL wtf...

[@doxasophosmoros]

Boring cringge unattractive woman Returns! And she's still doing her lame "clutch my man's face " "pUPPY DOGFACE" ewww manipulative crap....lame.. ur gf loves the film lol it's sad. Gee wonder why they divorced lol

[@KaoruMzk]

I kinda want to see your wife reviewing the books now

[@wraithwrecker_]

+Karl Schweinfurth That'd actually be really cool, but it'd be pretty suck for her suffer to through them again lol

[@suhleap]

that's a great idea! she could do her own series!

[@lovehatesmisery]

+andrew gonzales she actually has her own channel with about only 3 uploaded videos of book review, but that was in 2013 or 2014.

[@hootsifer-darling]

+Karl Schweinfurth I would love that!

[@Mio248]

That's a good idea.

[@Roarrior.]

"This is a terrible relationship" Agree. chris and his wife relationship is better. 5:44

[@BlargeMan]

Chris and Liz, I hope you can ignore all the horn dogs and pervs commenting here, it's the internet so it's where all the desperate and lonely people who are probably still virgins come to hang out. You're a great couple and Liz is beautiful.

[@JRsoulreaper]

Her name is Sam

[@stephanielawson6520]

Sam*

[@gotchaman80]

Your here. Hey do you need a Reach Around?

[@Peidro64]

Really? Most of the comments on her are nice but not too weird. At least from what i see.

[@streetrat6157]

when he shined in the light I grabbed my gf's hand & walked out. she asked why did we walk out & I replied are you serious?.. he shined like a fucking disco ball 😂

[@jakelemaire1397]

r/thathappened

[@shaelynfritzler7290]

okay but I don't think anyone hates Twilight as much as Robert Pattinson, he plays Edward. If you read interviews after the franchise ended, he bashes it endlessly, he like hates himself for being in it its hilariously sad

[@gracekim1998]

Shaelyn Fritzler oh I can see why 😅

[@misterwinkybluff]

Oh gawd his life must be sooo hard… 🙄

[@KikiKagePro]

I love that in one interview, (I think it was with Oprah maybe?) he relates Edward to an ax murderer because of how creepily stalkerish he was.

[@micaelabeck2603]

OMG!!! I loved the sound affects you used for the "World's Slowest Kiss!" It totally made my day :)

[@TheCapelessCrusader]

I must say, the soundtrack for this movie is actually great. Paramore, Linkin Park and Muse all on the same soundtrack. Holy shit, my inner edgy teen is showing.

[@annscott1926]

LordJaeger6277 Why do so many bad movies have incredible soundtracks?

[@rockroll_pat2890]

You two make such a great couple. It was so fun to watch you two together.

[@yubell1945]

hayden CHRISTENson: "I don't like sand." CHRISTEN Stewart: "I don't like rain." ummm.....

[@some_metalhead]

Vaylinn Her name is Kristen....nice try though

[@abramsullivan7764]

@@some_metalhead Christian Kristen they both rym who cares.

[@karenhall4645]

I still say Stephanie Meyer HAD to have gotten some of her ideas from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I mean, a nice vampire who hates being a vampire and who eats animal blood and falls in love with a mortal girl. Sounds a lot like Angel.

[@Vennytube]

Chris, more wife on screen. She's beautiful...*Bro hi5*

[@skylancer-zer0205]

Cyan...cyan filter everywhere...

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

Eric Stearns and Snyder uses the Sepia filter

[@SpeedWayDre]

Eric Stearns That sucks when it's your favorite color and its being racked over the coals.... Smh

[@brayanargandonaflorentino548]

Eric Stearns same thing with Tim Burton using the Cyan/Gray filter in most of his recent movies from 1999 to present

[@dbgamble7691]

"The worlds slowest kiss" Me: it can't be *that* bad Edward and Bella: *kiss(?)* Me: oh no

[@camendiv]

Had I watched it, I would have been laughing my ass off in the theater. It's so awkward xD

[@petterekman]

When talking about twizzlers your wife says: ”and everything else in this movie is in a scale of grey” This makes a lot of sense after just watching your Fifty Shades of Grey-review, now I understand where the name of that book came from! Not only is it fan fiction, the author also seemingly got the name from watching the Twilight-movies and thinking ”Damn, these movies are just fifty shades of grey... Oh, wait a minute!”

[@doxasophosmoros]

Boring cringge unattractive woman Returns! And she's still doing her lame "clutch my man's face " "pUPPY DOGFACE" ewww manipulative crap....lame.. ur gf loves the film lol it's sad. Gee wonder why they divorced lol

[@alianajacobs5703]

Your wife is really beautiful she is really cute! Your a lucky guy! You are a nice couple :)

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

It almost killed her, at least she likes the Rains Down in Africa and he doesn't love watching her sleep. Fucking ridiculous couple Edward and Bella are, very creepy and unlikable, contrasting with the good and actually helpful and fun and likeable and not always dark and severely depressed.

[@yasmineouchrif9475]

the thing is Kristen may seem horrible but really that's just how Bella is.

[@TheSecretScreenwriter]

Yasmine Ouchrif finally someone said it!

[@gotchaman80]

This movie would have been Awesome if it was about Lesbian Vampires (the little whores).

[@thegooseinator9614]

Yasmine Ouchrif all the actors have gone on record in official interviews about how awful they thought the movies were and how little they were trying XD

[@wolfstar675]

gotchaman80 There's a movie about lesbian vampires it's called "Vampire Lesbos"

[@Tamaki742]

Bella is fucking nothing in the book. She's basically someone you're supposed to put yourself in her shoes. But fuck she's so fucking bland. And if I was her, if any guy said to me that they watch me in my sleep, nope. I'd run the fuck away. What the fuck. Police is gonna be called and that guy gets a restraining order.

[@shibinamoiduppa8897]

The books I think was aimed at young audience .. like when I read twilight at 15, I loved it to be honest .,, to me, as a huge harry potter fan it was another magical world .frgt the romance but the thing abt vamps living among muggles.. I too wanted to be a vampire ..with vampire family and turning into a vamp myself with supercool superpowers!! it was such good deal... flash forward 10yrs... am like ..damn man you guys are right. I never noticed it as a kid ..Bella had no ambitions at all .. even tho it was her story it was just her fangirling over this hot guy.. not exactly good msg for teenagers ... but I gs at that age we just don't understand as we do now.. that's why the popularity..

[@xisumavoid]

Great video! Loved the zoom ins, very funny :-)

[@andrewtang3941]

+xisumavoid ermergawd wat r u doing here xD (subscriber btw)

[@battulgabat-ochir9777]

you watch Chris damn 👍🏼

[@mastterby]

Why hello there, friend! :)

[@danfolkes8928]

+xisumavoid Loved the new Doom video BTW :-)

[@TheAgentmigs]

+xisumavoid 6:23 WHAT?!

[@ThierryRocksTV]

I'd rather watch a movie about Chris and his wife than Twilight, it would be waaaaaaaaay better.

[@spookyname2419]

What does Stuckman mean? It means Japanese sword.

[@FourForceUniverse]

I understood that reference.

[@spookyname2419]

;)

[@orhungedik1983]

Adam Brizendine I think you've got the wrong video mate

[@AngelaMerici12]

Adam Brizendine Hahahahaha!!!

[@omarkarim2280]

Samurai Cop review reference!

[@divad7137]

The definition of Twilight is : A fan fiction with vampire sexual fantasies written by an anxty girl.

[@fistbumpstudioz4548]

These two were like....fabricated in a laboratory for each other.....

[@myrest3334]

I love your comment

[@firetopman]

+Fistbump Studioz The movie or the reviewers?

[@fistbumpstudioz4548]

firetopman The reviewers lol

[@firetopman]

Fistbump Studioz agreed

[@partymonster411]

Kylo Ren is Jack Nicholson from The Shining in the background

[@kipperbill]

heeeeerrreees benny!

[@IvanFloresArt]

lol

[@kipperbill]

***** can you repeat the question?

[@feliciaf8]

+China Dolly hahaha XDDD

[@AnshumanKumar007]

+partymonster411 Dude ???

[@ethanknight1031]

Dang she read Twilight in 36 hours, if I was reading a book that bad I would drag it on and eventually drop it. "Impressive most impressive."-Darth Vader.

[@SamJohnsonAZ]

Me and my gf rewatched this because of this review and we were laughing all the way through. Great movie if you watch it from a comedy standpoint and have a few drinks

[@pikamamma]

wow dude your wife is gorgeous u are one lucky dude ;)

[@kurvos]

You're not "lucky" for having a physical attractive person to be together with. Someone who's "gorgeous"-looking could be a sick psychopath for all you know. Not to say his wife is, but still. You're complimenting him on a basis of objectifying his wife into something pretty to look at. I may not be a SJW, but that's a pretty dumb thing to say.

[@pikamamma]

kurvos lol ok whatever man

[@travies0.395]

+kurvos wait what?

[@travies0.395]

+kurvos not everybody is a psychopath

[@mrgibbets34]

+kurvos how's your battle with cancer going?

[@averageanimefan519]

I feel for you Liz. I read the entire series out of curiosity and I felt dead inside too.

[@gracekim1998]

AverageAnimeFan I regret buying the books because I will never get round to reading them or actually wanting to read them😅

[@vinny5727]

1:48 The way he laughed at what she said had me missing the ex I dont have

[@samcannon6344]

I can't believe that so little plot can be in books of these size.

[@RoryKatherin03]

Well, at least Bella isn't using f*cking BING like Peter does in amazing Spider-Man for the love of God!

[@some_metalhead]

KatesKatering You watch CinemaSins I see

[@everburn]

@@some_metalhead caught that too

[@Boshek2019]

The two of u = cuteness overload

[@paynezerfaust4282]

Oh my goodness, this is the first time I've met Mrs. Stuckmanized! People can instantly see your love.

[@mateenmissaghi]

Can you please review A Clockwork Orange?

[@nickdow7020]

that's a good idea

[@hunterdemers1988]

In his Q&A he said that he never wants to watch that movie again, not because it's bad, just because of what the movie was about and the content of the movie.

[@thebestofthebest5724]

+Hunter Demers really?

[@hunterdemers1988]

the best of the best Yeah go watch it.

[@stagelinedpro]

+Mateen Missaghi He's talked about A Clockwork Orange. And he said its a good movie he never wants to watch again.

[@KasperochSiri]

I'm going to be honest. I LOVED the movies and the books when they came out. I think I was about 13-14 when they came out and I never liked reading before I red Twilight and after I was hooked. It took me like a week to read the book (and I was a slow reader). At that time I was emotionally in a place were I wanted to be rescued so I conected to the movies and the books. Now I can see that it wasn't as good as I remember it but it still is a guilty plessure for me because it was so important to me when I was a teen and it made me want to write stories of my own. I guess, what I'm trying to say is that depending on how your life is and where you are emotionally Twilight can be good and give hope. When you're out of that state then you can see it for what it is.

[@near3301]

I know, and the most incretible thing for me is that me and my father really liked the First movie.

[@NidhinMohammad96]

Same.

[@moonman8450]

„I don’t like the rain“ „I don’t like sand“ = perfect couple

[@meganshaw1949]

the bite mark issue was even addressed in Zombieland Two when Luke Wilson's character gets bitten on the arm and one of the main characters asks him where he got the zombie bite mark.

[@MysticMavi]

I just learned that Lee Pace played in the second twilight movie. Thank god his career didn't suffer.

[@csvega]

MysticMavi which is good. The world and my eyes need his face

[@a.morphous66]

Poor Thranduil.

[@loganbigmo]

He was in the very last movie, not the second one.

[@death-king1834]

So let me get this straight about the Vampires in the Twilight universe. They don't burn in sunlight, they sparkle. They can't turn into bats or have any sort of sharp-shirting abilities whatsoever, nor do they feast upon the blood of the living? How are these Vampires exactly?

[@tristanhartup4936]

And they're made of stone

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

He is very pale and doesn't sleep and eat and can jump and move decently decent, plus he's always depressed and edgy and skinny and has a bit more strength than the normal Human. He doesn't have that many good traits and skills and he's absolutely nothing compared to a real Vampire, which doesn't turn into a bat but can fly and teleport and has enough strength to lift up and move around several Tonnes and they can also bypass immortality and can hurt other monsters very easily and they can only be killed by cutting off their head but even then that doesn't work for the Alpha since he's actually immortal and has a Hundred times more strength than even the most powerful Vampires and can take out even the strongest creatures even other slightly weaker Alphas.

[@fernandozavaletabustos205]

They are more Fey than Vampires.

[@dwightschrute3721]

To be fair, Robert Pattinson may have taken like a decade, but he’s finally becoming a bat... of sorts...

[@mechajay3358]

They're not, they're called so by the author who intially thought of this book as trashy fan fiction.

[@siddhantwarbhuvan9816]

your wife is cute you both look great together

[@kevinnguyen4359]

You know it's real when she's willing to read a book for you. Respect.

[@all4Hisgloryalone2Tim215]

Its a vampire supposed romance written by a Mormon.....enough said

[@MetalGildarts]

all4Hisgloryalone I’m also a Latter-day Saint, same as Meyer and even I disown her lol.

[@BrettonFerguson]

Supernatural did a good episode about modern Vampire shows, movies, and books portraying vampires as romantic. The vampires in the episode were using that portrayal to seduce women and lead them back to the vampire nest. Once back to the nest the girl was like "Does your room have velvet?" at which point the vampires proceeded to rip her throat out and drink her.

[@Pranav-rp8wi]

@@MetalGildarts why don't you like the word mormon

[@AllisonMiller30]

@@Pranav-rp8wi Latter Day Saint is the official name of the Mormons. Mormons were the nickname other religions gave them.

[@samash7302]

Ya better treat your wife like a queen! She decided to go through hell and read this entire shitty series just for you!

[@skullvader4173]

I love your chemistry, you Should do more videos together.

[@mantistoboggan5171]

they should get married or something!!....

[@bezerkeyturkey8847]

I love that your first date with your soul mate was while doing your passion: watching movies.

[@margaesperanza]

I was around 13 when this got big (HUGE TEAM JACOB PRE-TEEN). Looking back at it now I'm equal parts disgusted and happy for myself, I was a dumb ass kid but I met a lot of awesome people who will eventually hate this piece of shit along with me for years to come. One thing is for sure, I learned to do better when I got older regarding what a healthy relationship even is.

[@SpeedWayDre]

Marga Esperanza If the profile pic is you I'd say you blossomed well lol.

[@Morfeusm]

FriscO ReL you creepy lowlife

[@SpeedWayDre]

Morfeus How am I a low life for compliments?? I can see if I said something sexual it ain't that serious guy.

[@nathanross7448]

FriscO ReL I was kinda thinking the same thing tbh...but I didn't write out in a weird fashion. and make no mistake, you wrote it rather weirdly

[@SpeedWayDre]

Flowers blossom, nothing weird about the comparison. Reading too much into it makes it weird case close.

[@overcookedchicken2109]

hey Chris you are a very lucky man. You have fans,( Including myself.) you have a lovely wife. And you seem like you have an awesome life. Kepping making videos and make us all happy. I have been watching you for a year sharp and thank you for a whole year of opinions, agreements,disagreements, and a whole lot of laughs. thanks you

[@Alexnomasstimba]

I like your wife, is nice.

[@benderc.moriarti3419]

I like his wife, is hot AF

[@trod146]

@This is SPARTA!!!!! Not everyone is a stuck up American asshole. People are allowed to speak English to the best of their ability. You go ahead and try to speak someone else's language fluently just as well as they do. Guarantee you fail miserably.

[@trod146]

@@benderc.moriarti3419 you're the reason people don't have their girlfriend in videos..

[@deanbobar4988]

This is great. More videos with your wife, please. She’s delightful and adds a lot to the conversation.

[@ThomasOfTheWarband]

3:16 Wow. Twilight took the "I don't like Sand" line from episode 2.

[@tomasmoreira1592]

+tom bob I dont like it too, its coarse rough and irritating and it gets everywhere! (XD this line so wrong its amazing nb1 pickupline in a a galaxy far away)

[@notribadthebooktheif5796]

+Thompson mor hey. it worked for anakin.

[@rossmumper9817]

+notribad theBookTheif No it didn't.

[@broman260]

+tom bob if a movie takes pointers from the star wars prequels, you know it's bad.

[@rossmumper9817]

The Fumbo Muffin​​ The office of the Twilight author: "Hm. So let's do just what the prequels did. Shitty romance. Check. Bad characters. Check. Bad dialogue. Check. Good actors being poorly directed in the inevitable movie adaptation. Check. I need to publish this!"

[@doglips569]

Congrats on the wife, Chris, she is absolutely gorgeous.

[@PsychoticSmith]

Review your wife.

[@adamgarcia7192]

Wtf lol

[@Alvaro-fh5dd]

YES PLEASE

[@Gojira5400]

Haha, do it like a figure review XD

[@ryanguzman4480]

Hahaha 😂😂😂

[@uzairahmed4197]

casey smith 😆😆😆 10/10 A +

[@erichofmeister521]

As a big fan of Chris and this channel I gotta say it’s really heartwarming to see two intelligent, witty, nerdy, good human beings who are clearly madly in love with each other chop it up and have fun at the expense of this god awful movie. My girlfriend at the time whose sister, despite being really smart and an overall badass, had a guilty pleasure for the twilight movies. We went to the dollar theater with her to see it and certain scenes were just so bad we literally laughed out loud to the point of drawing scowling looks from the fourteen year old girls sitting around us! Props from Columbus down the way to both of you making this video together, may the force be with you.

[@92mkd]

"I don't like sand, it's course, dry and it gets everywhere."

[@davidfortier6976]

The misses is very expressive with her face. She could have done the whole video without saying a word. Very impressive. But I'm glad she does talk, she's funny. You should do more videos together.

[@dduval59]

Does Twilight take place in the Matrix? Why is everything blue?

[@samdaley8484]

+dduval59 I've always assumed the lighting guy thought he was being artistic or something.

[@yugoxgc]

Matrix is Green. Underworld is all blue. Both have Werewolves vs sth so I guess The director felt ripping the Look off a bit would fit

[@samdaley8484]

+Ravi Singh Is his wife named Sam? lol, I wish I was married to Chris Stuckmann. Unfortunately I'm just sitting here with my dog commenting on KZbin videos.

[@jamesblair2713]

It takes place in Man Of Steel.

[@marshapelo9830]

it parallels the edward scissorhands universe.

[@jen5487]

I know this is an old video and I'm sure it's been said a million times, but your wife is adorable and y'all are adorable together. And I'm so jealous of how easily and well she pulls off the headscarf look. Y'all go together perfectly!❤

[@OscarMPG1]

Why does Bella's dad look like Randy Marsh from South Park?

[@Anonymous-Wolf]

He is

[@MythicSuns]

Or that badass from Revolution

[@krissymarklewis1793]

Gotta say Chris,your wife is lovely A+;)