Helle GT and Harding Knife Review and Comparison. Plus pronuncation apologies.

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Advanced Knife Bro

Advanced Knife Bro

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@sublyme2157
@sublyme2157 6 жыл бұрын
When a boy turns 13 in Scandinavia, he receives one of these knives as a gift and told to go circumcise himself in the backroom. They're purely ceremonial.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
I’m glad there’s some people commenting here who really know stuff.
@macmurfy2jka
@macmurfy2jka 6 жыл бұрын
That wouldn’t surprise me considering how shoddy the handle fitment can be on these knives. Always polished to the nines so its still pretty though.
@BornIn1500
@BornIn1500 6 жыл бұрын
Knives becoming more vanity and less utility is completely accurate. I really notice it with the expensive Spyderco sprints. Guys buy it because "it can cut forever and take abuse" but then they never use it hard cause they don't want to scratch their $200 knife. LMAO it's jewelry for dudes.
@poopshootpoop7531
@poopshootpoop7531 5 жыл бұрын
That's exactly the truth. I started with a delica, thought i wasn't fancy enough so got a pm2, then found out about Sprint runs and bought several of them of both pm2 and pm3, never used them, sold them all, now back to the delica lol
@jacob5208
@jacob5208 6 жыл бұрын
No blue lines? No batoning? Apologizing for incorrect pronunciation? Making rational statements? It’s like I don’t even know you anymore
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
It was a thoroughly American apology though where I blamed other people for having the problem.
@jelkel25
@jelkel25 5 жыл бұрын
You're right, traditionally you used penny knives or Barlow's for most of your wood carving type tasks, fixed blades were for processing game, fighting bears and amicably dealing with disputes during card games. Yes, the "man jewellery" hypothesis. I have noticed many of the $300+ knives out there are seldom used for long before they end up in a jewelry box semi permanently. Then again, a Mora is more likely to end up as landfill than a Helle. I'm sure there's a happy medium between landfill and jewelry box.
@BradGryphonn
@BradGryphonn 6 жыл бұрын
Ooh, very pretty. I have an HD Companion though. But, I'd add one of these to my never used fixed knife cupboard.
@jaimeleondelaparra3877
@jaimeleondelaparra3877 6 жыл бұрын
Some serious truths were spoken regarding fixed blades, and a lot of people will be butt hurt by this. Excellent... Keep up the great work, brah.
@bumstudios8817
@bumstudios8817 6 жыл бұрын
Dryer lent is awesome! I have been harrassing my wife and kids for years with it. If you shape it just right its amazing how much it resembles a mouse or rat, especially if you tie a small string to it hide it under the couch or somewhere and make it look as if its running out(yes this is my sad life). My kids affectionately named it lenty ;)
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
As a dad, I recognize these are all excellent ways to annoy the family.
@zachbrobst9473
@zachbrobst9473 6 жыл бұрын
The guy in the video said i should coment. He seemed pretty on the ball
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
He's not.
@ericb.4358
@ericb.4358 5 жыл бұрын
I just got a HELLE GT and will be using it as my hunting knife for skinning and boneing deer and elk to pack out. It will replace my 1990s Gerber Parabellum lock blade. It is a "true" Gerber, before Fiskars bought it out. This HELLE laminated blade reminds me of the custom Moreseth laminated blade knives (which sold for 3 times the GT price!). Anyway, beautiful knife at a very reasonable price. The excellent sheath is just a bonus. I plan to add a 1/4" thick slice of shaped elk horn to the pommel to cover the tang stud and also extend the grip a little. I'll use JB WELD 2 part epoxy to glue it to the pommel. It will just add to the knife's beauty and make it customized. After all, a good knife is a very personal item with pride of ownership beyond what a mere "tool" would engender.
@no_handle_required
@no_handle_required 6 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced wrong. All of it. The whole video. Do it over.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
This guy gets it.
@thechugdude
@thechugdude 6 жыл бұрын
Hella good review bro. 🤘
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks man!
@BrodyToYou
@BrodyToYou 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Michigan loves you.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Pure Michigan!
@John..18
@John..18 6 жыл бұрын
Sheer perfection ,, all other yt channels are dull and boring , compared to yours,, !!,, (ps, I liked the GT a while back, but when I went to buy one, I found the handle felt short, so decided to stick with my Mora 2000, and save £100),, thanks again for making me chuckle,,,,
@bilbobaggins8876
@bilbobaggins8876 6 жыл бұрын
Mora sheaths....I have a love hate relationship with. holds the knife securely doesn't dull the blade and despite being ugly tend to be rather robust.....other knife manufactures should take note. How many have sold knives with sheaths that are "glass reinforced" and dull the shit out of the blade; it's maddening!
@Outpost_76
@Outpost_76 6 жыл бұрын
Love the review brother, I'm still waiting for the next Cold Steel karate action video.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
I just got an all terrain chopper!
@huejanus5505
@huejanus5505 6 жыл бұрын
That was a helle-uva good video.
@porkfat8109
@porkfat8109 6 жыл бұрын
Not that I expect you to agree, but I realized that a Bic lighter is cheap, light weight and already designed to carry. When it runs out of fuel you can still get sparks. So why take a file to your blade ?
@SuperSteelSteve
@SuperSteelSteve 6 жыл бұрын
Not that I expect you to understand the video... But.... Fuck off
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Hi, welcome to ferro rods!
@RememberTheSlapFilms
@RememberTheSlapFilms 6 жыл бұрын
We don't like your type around here....(death stare)...
@TuskKult
@TuskKult 2 жыл бұрын
Have had my Helle GT for ten years now, has ridden on my hip that whole time and been my daily knife the entire time. It's stood up well to a whole decades worth of almost daily use and occasional hard misuse/abuse, and lots and lots of rain and cold, blood, guts, greenwood and dry. Biggest gripe is the button on the sheath, in 2015 the cup part of the button that receives the protruding lower part and snaps together came off, but not the outer portion of it that says Helle. I had to take a button off my Condor village parang sheath to do a field repair. (Thanks multi-tool) Almost lost it because of that failure, due to its looseness in the sheath. Also, the inside part of the lower half of the button that touches the knife handle, it chafes it and wears off what you treat your handle with and leaves metal residue. Not a big deal. Had forgotten the outside of the button that says Helle was originally dark in color, mine lost that coating long ago and is shiny brass now. Forgot the sheath was such a light brown, too, mine has aged into a near black brown. Never even thought about scratching up the shiny outer layer, looking at mine I guess its very scratched, but if you're worried about that, what the hell do you have a knife for? You don't have to baby this knife, and as long as you have a brain and use it within' its range of use and give it the little maintenance it needs, based on my experience with it, it should last you a decade or longer granted they have not changed how they produce them between 2012 and 2022. Though the lack of 90° spine has never been an inconvenience to me, I think I might grind that down, would be a welcome addition this late in the game, and even if I don't use it for a ferro rod, it'll add a kick for all the debarking I do with it. Honestly didn't think this knife would survive this long, but it still definitely has years of life left in it.
@robertbalasko7243
@robertbalasko7243 4 жыл бұрын
Wich knife was the last dark brown handeled one? Thanks.
@semco72057
@semco72057 5 жыл бұрын
Those are nice looking hunting knives and look like some I have which is rat tail knives. The knives I have for camping out is full tang knives and they are the ones I would depend on for camping out.
@kevinbowen8192
@kevinbowen8192 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, sarcastic, and accurate review!!! Love it!
@ocomegashadowstacking5886
@ocomegashadowstacking5886 6 жыл бұрын
Awesome video.
@DEATHMETALRUST
@DEATHMETALRUST 6 жыл бұрын
Dude. The “GT” is literally the same as “Safari” which is now discontinued. Huh... or not discontinued.. now that I have seen this I’m not so sure anymore. Either way I own a Helle Safari and I love it for a basic camp/ fucking-around-in-the-yard work. Mine does have a 90degree spine however. And the handle is SLIGHTLY different and looks like they improved it a little bit.
@MiataBRG
@MiataBRG 4 жыл бұрын
As a native of England, can I just point out that 'tallness' is called 'height', but the pronunciation was excellent. (as was the video!)
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 4 жыл бұрын
You’re late to the height comment. Tallnesses is incorrect anywhere and it’s a very old running joke on the channel. It’s not a funny joke, but people have come to accept it.
@samuelmeyer2346
@samuelmeyer2346 6 жыл бұрын
Never understood the nordic obsession with fords. They don't strike me as people who like big American cars. To each their own I reckon.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Me too, they always seems like Chevy dudes to me.
@kriskabin
@kriskabin 2 жыл бұрын
Slather that Harding's handle in oil, it'll turn the oak ends a deep dark brown. (Yours looks incredibly dry). I used linseed oil on mine & then Walrus Oil Wood Wax; a gorgeous transformation! I stained the sheath to match the knife's handle with a cordova dye; both are a rich dark brown. I save my Harding for delicate jobs or food prep work & use my Mora Black for rough & tough tasks. Honestly, I use the Mora a hell of a lot more. It's the Timex watch of knives. The Harding is too pretty to beat on, & too delicate in my opinion. The Mora is blue collar & the Helle is white collar.
@TheDmil
@TheDmil 6 жыл бұрын
Lets see your knife collection...🤘
@bumstudios8817
@bumstudios8817 6 жыл бұрын
Redskins!
@bridgednash
@bridgednash 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty good. I’ve got an MTech sprint run with a built in lighter, so I’m set.
@joshuaritzheimer1382
@joshuaritzheimer1382 6 жыл бұрын
Do the GT initials stand for Good Time? As in "I had a Helle Good Time watching your review".
@karvanalle6094
@karvanalle6094 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks, bro. Wonderful as always. It`s amazing what You can do with just beer and zima.
@danokitemanotoo1791
@danokitemanotoo1791 4 жыл бұрын
If you would consider selling that Spyderco Puukko, send me a message. I'd love to help out the channel that way!
@farakhmasood5011
@farakhmasood5011 6 жыл бұрын
Personally old chap, you yanks need to apologise for all pronunciations! Great vid, Cheers,
@benjisz
@benjisz 6 жыл бұрын
Can I come over and see your knife collection?
@cristalclear5625
@cristalclear5625 6 жыл бұрын
WTF, where are the blue measuring lines? It's like that other YT chanel where people missed a shead in the background. It's tradition, you should have added a warning in the beginning that the blue lines wasn't going to be used, like they took some time of. On holiday, I don't now - something... I feel kind of let down here... ;-) Other than that, good review !
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
They’ll be back soon!
@davidcooper6704
@davidcooper6704 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed your video. I love (pronounced luv) your presentation (pronounced pree-sen- taeshun). Thanks for sheering (pronounced sharing).
@badmongo9908
@badmongo9908 6 жыл бұрын
Came for the knives stayed for the beer
@warpedone2
@warpedone2 6 жыл бұрын
Saved for later ~ keepem coming
@billyprendergast6631
@billyprendergast6631 6 жыл бұрын
JUST subscribed,it's 4. AM here and all I want to do is drink coffee and watch more of your videos.BTW it pronounced Helle.I have those two knives and the Helle Eggen,most of my knives are Scandinavian and I have them on display in the gun room.When hunting I carry a Mora companion knife in my game bag and a Buck Lite knife on my belt for field dressing Deer.DON'T worry I'll record the porn.Stay safe.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude! Glad you like the videos. I wish I had a knife case, but instead I keep them in an old surplus gun chest in the basement.
@BlackwoodBlades
@BlackwoodBlades 6 жыл бұрын
The company name....so many bad puns😂 Love you mark!
@danofiremano
@danofiremano 6 жыл бұрын
I batoned the like button!
@sngx1304
@sngx1304 6 жыл бұрын
Why is there a grease zerk on the back of that knife?
@mattmork2970
@mattmork2970 6 жыл бұрын
It's a brass crimp decoration to hold the tang. Also it's a retention system for the sheath.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@Mikey1951ful
@Mikey1951ful 6 жыл бұрын
Damn! I did not think anyone knew the word "zerk".
@charlescollier7217
@charlescollier7217 6 жыл бұрын
The initial set up (the apology) was long. But "Helle sorry" was welle worth the wait.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
the "apology"
@charlescollier7217
@charlescollier7217 6 жыл бұрын
"Exactly."
@enochjukie
@enochjukie 6 жыл бұрын
I love looking at your knife collection, but only in the strange way..
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
This is the only way.
@bach5780
@bach5780 6 жыл бұрын
Bro, you didn't even give me credit for pointing out you fuckin up your dimensions. That's cold, bro.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
SORRY IT WAS THIS GUY EVERYONE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
@bach5780
@bach5780 6 жыл бұрын
@@AdvancedKnifeBro did you even do your research bro, or did you just take my word for it?
@arkon6084
@arkon6084 6 жыл бұрын
I have a Helle Viking and use it all the time. Helle knives are functional. Just don't baton them. They are made for cutting.
@seanb6986
@seanb6986 6 жыл бұрын
So, basically a Mora knife with a wood handle and five times the cost? 0/10 That makes your video a 7/10, it was going to be 10/10, but I deducted 30% in accordance to *the knife review guideline* ,which I did not just make up in order to sound like a knife expert.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Math seems sound to me.
@dias17se
@dias17se 5 жыл бұрын
i have the knife, and just wanted to say the edge retention destroys the mora
@CalebMcFadden
@CalebMcFadden 3 жыл бұрын
This was a helle great review
@bobbybulan8472
@bobbybulan8472 6 жыл бұрын
funniest content on a knife review this guy have a killer dry sense of humor keep it up
@some1won
@some1won 6 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear the apology, but I'm not okay with your appropriation of Swedish culture. This is 'Merica! Don't apologize for shee-it!
@dougbulldog9947
@dougbulldog9947 6 жыл бұрын
Would these be good for stabbing reindeer?
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but get one made out of the antlers for a +5 one handed against the deers.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I said deers
@mademoisellebismuthbismuth3002
@mademoisellebismuthbismuth3002 6 жыл бұрын
samekniv.no/norsk/samekniver/krumkniv/ is for stabbing reindeer.
@macmurfy2jka
@macmurfy2jka 6 жыл бұрын
The one thing I’ve ALWAYS disliked about that knife company is it’s HELLE inconsistent QC. Like I noticed that blade centering on my spydeco military is a tad off, or that the grind on my Esee is every so slightly wavy, but those aren’t issues with the knives. They don’t affect performance. But almost every single Helle that I have ever handle has had glaring issues with handle fitment. So much so that I have believed liquids could accumulate against the tang and potentially cause catastrophic tang failure sometime down the line. It’s almost like they are more worried about making sure the outside look nice that they neglect the internal, structural fits. Because of that and the fact that all of their handles are too bulbous for me has kept me from buying one the their knives, regardless how much as i really want one. I hope your knife is one of the few that didn’t need a wood putty seal job right off the bat.
@macmurfy2jka
@macmurfy2jka 6 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Brooks is that some new type of beer I should know about? I’m interested tell; me more.
@Treasurethedoge
@Treasurethedoge 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, well done....
@benm1324
@benm1324 6 жыл бұрын
These are Mora for old people? Lol. Beautiful, but better keep them at home 😁
@LCO213
@LCO213 6 жыл бұрын
I’m sensing some sarcasm. I like the smaller one...that’s not what she said.
@runrin_
@runrin_ 6 жыл бұрын
if i didn't know you were married with children i would be ravenously pursuing you because you're perfect. the gt is really pretty, but you're right, too delicate for a camping trip since obviously the only reason we camp is as an excuse to beat on knives.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
The only reason I camp is to chop up wood with knives, make fires, and smell real bad.
@williamprendergast6510
@williamprendergast6510 4 жыл бұрын
WTF,now I have to sell off all my excellent Helle knives.The man said there crap,he must know because he is an educated axcellent Bushcraft Man.🤠🙈
@kkl9656
@kkl9656 4 жыл бұрын
You are really funny guy. Thank you for great review. Subscribed.
@Liv1ngTheDream
@Liv1ngTheDream 6 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced Coaled Steal
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Noted!
@richardcranium6554
@richardcranium6554 5 жыл бұрын
I just have one question. Does your wife know you're wearing her belt? Asking for a friend. Kidding. I don't have any. Most entertaining reviews on this pants-on -waste -of- time... place in the interwebs. Thank you.
@kiwi_comanche
@kiwi_comanche 6 жыл бұрын
Where IS the liquor??
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
I can tell you one thing, I'm all out.
@bogoljubdjordjevic7528
@bogoljubdjordjevic7528 6 жыл бұрын
yeaa bro
@chuckles470s9
@chuckles470s9 6 жыл бұрын
I hate word (snobs). Nice apologetic, insulting and informative review.
@MrJoshDoty
@MrJoshDoty 6 жыл бұрын
You mean ESEE isn’t pronounced. “Ee-see”... S-ee? Damn Midwestern French. Nice review. Very nice knives It’s a shame they are made for adults. Peace.
@bach5780
@bach5780 6 жыл бұрын
I pronounce it as if I'm a Mexican talking to my other Mexican friend.
@tclesh7247
@tclesh7247 6 жыл бұрын
Feather sticking everything makes total sense
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
I guess I was wrong!
@christopherh2352
@christopherh2352 6 жыл бұрын
The Rover reminds me of the Cutco knives my mom used when I was a kid. Was all that lint from your navel?
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
All of it.
@darkencypher
@darkencypher 6 жыл бұрын
Hella sorry! Haha. Now you’re speaking the language of my people.
@J.T.Stillwell3
@J.T.Stillwell3 6 жыл бұрын
HA! See! I told ye. The correct pronunciation is Falf-knee-ven. Should have listened, but no! Ye acted like a stubborn mule. I forgiveth thou. I battened ze like button.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
This is like the 8th correct pronunciation I've seen of it!
@Bushcraftandknives
@Bushcraftandknives 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for these entertaining, and informative, vids! Btw. feel free to butcher the names, although you didnt, to much. Regards from Norway.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Helle was the rare video where there was a factory tour available, so I could listen to someone say it. However I didn’t have an inclination on the Fallkniven video- and as you can see- in absense if an official video- everyone has a different opinion on how to say it.
@bilbobaggins8876
@bilbobaggins8876 6 жыл бұрын
no more like button, carved it into a spoon!
@dirtboysteve
@dirtboysteve 6 жыл бұрын
Dude you got Helle wrong its said "Bro this knive is Helle traditional"
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Missed an opportunity!
@frenstcht
@frenstcht 5 жыл бұрын
I hope you didn't pay extra for the curliness of that birch, because it ain't curly at all. It looks like it came out of a burl, but I couldn't see any curliness whatsoever. You should write an angry letter to somebody Danish.
@stevenrobertson6656
@stevenrobertson6656 6 жыл бұрын
You lost me at not for batoning bro... that should mean give that knife a real good whoopin !
@SeniorSupreme
@SeniorSupreme 6 жыл бұрын
8 to 10 minutes of valuable porn watching?.?.? That’s like a weeks worth. I’m not worried. I have extra time. Nice review as always.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Only need 30 seconds!
6 жыл бұрын
I will never forgive for mispronouncing Jääkäripuukko AND using non-metric units. Either would have done...
@djnelson1250
@djnelson1250 3 жыл бұрын
My Gt does not radel..
@SuperSteelSteve
@SuperSteelSteve 6 жыл бұрын
Bro... Leave out the God damn blue lines ONE MORE TIME!
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
AND WHAT???? YOULL STILL WATCH ANOTHER??? YOULL BE BACK
@SuperSteelSteve
@SuperSteelSteve 6 жыл бұрын
@@AdvancedKnifeBro ....... your right... Please forgive me Still frazzled from stoping mid stroke to watch this... blue balls... blue lines...
@stephenravenscroft3636
@stephenravenscroft3636 6 жыл бұрын
Funny as fuck, as always. Thanks.
@don0giorgio
@don0giorgio 6 жыл бұрын
)))))) survival lily reference is hilarious
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@RememberTheSlapFilms
@RememberTheSlapFilms 6 жыл бұрын
I thought this _was_ porn??
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve got some news that could be construed good or bad...
@onolicious9147
@onolicious9147 5 жыл бұрын
"...and in this review I discuss my feelings..." NO, never do that publicly.
@kilometersbennetdyson2399
@kilometersbennetdyson2399 6 жыл бұрын
I always carry a fixed blade, just in case I need to look like an asshole in public.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
I like your style.
@therealchickentender
@therealchickentender 6 жыл бұрын
It was confusing.
@therealchickentender
@therealchickentender 6 жыл бұрын
But I hella feathersticked the fix outta this review.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Ferro rod that like button?
@TonberryShuffle
@TonberryShuffle 6 жыл бұрын
Where are you extra views?
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah- where are you?
@WillEDC
@WillEDC 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Thetinebroken
@Thetinebroken 6 жыл бұрын
Dude what the hell are you apologizing for anything I dont like it
@Thetinebroken
@Thetinebroken 6 жыл бұрын
Unless it is to a woman and then we all understand it is most likely required and mandatory
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
You must be American. Otherwise you would have noticed I'm blaming the people I'm apologize to.
@Thetinebroken
@Thetinebroken 6 жыл бұрын
@@AdvancedKnifeBro haaahaa yeah
@dcdriveinn
@dcdriveinn 6 жыл бұрын
That was helle funny
@Pew7070
@Pew7070 6 жыл бұрын
FYI bro, because of the cunning timing of your posts (right before my scheduled porn dose) that always manage to produce a radical drop of my libido level I’m almost cured of porn. Almost.... So you know what that means. All this because the amount of wood (raw and in handle form) shown in your vids give me such a long and intense high leaving me drained of any physical or mental resources I could’ve use in my porn endeavors. Well, who would’ve thought your knife reviews are the hidden panacea for so many manly afflictions! 😜😉😋😆😆
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
It's all about the hard wood bro! The 119 review is coming soon!
@Pew7070
@Pew7070 6 жыл бұрын
Advanced Knife Bro, great! Now that we have that straight, ...hard and woody, vere’s da likar? 🥃❓
@lonestardude6283
@lonestardude6283 6 жыл бұрын
That's one Helle of a fire... NOT. Get some gasoline Bro!
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Smoky wet wood!
@poopshootpoop7531
@poopshootpoop7531 5 жыл бұрын
Helle sorry lol!
@ryandelehanty8368
@ryandelehanty8368 6 жыл бұрын
yeoo
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
2 in a row BABY!
@ordinaryeverydayguy2593
@ordinaryeverydayguy2593 6 жыл бұрын
Curly Birch was the father was of all of The Three Stooges. (Google da shit mang.)
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
What was Curly called when he was little?
@Tchulkov
@Tchulkov 8 ай бұрын
Я занимаюсь заточкой ножей. Более отвратительных ножей мне на заточку не приносили. Формирование скандинавских спусков на очень низком уровне, как будто их делал школьник.
@dandelorme7646
@dandelorme7646 6 жыл бұрын
Hunting wabbits. Is that the Swedish pronunciation?
@bilbobaggins8876
@bilbobaggins8876 6 жыл бұрын
No, the Elmer Fudd pronunciation!
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
We're talking about the same thing guise!
@darrenerickson1288
@darrenerickson1288 5 жыл бұрын
Ferro rod? Real men use bowdrills every time. Real real men use a plow. Real real real men just keep rubbing two sticks until spontaneous ignition. Real women, being smart, use a one dollar lighter.
@christamu2
@christamu2 6 жыл бұрын
If you wanna say shit correctly and be a cunning linguist, you gotta know where to put your tongue.
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
I never know where to put it.
@CVNOU
@CVNOU 6 жыл бұрын
Verbose.exe
@landosmith1974
@landosmith1974 3 жыл бұрын
So much cynicism and sarcasm by the reviewer and his fanboys in the comments section. As well as owning some cheaper and admittedly sturdier bushcraft knives, I also own a Helle Eggen & a GT. Plenty durable enough for every bushcraft chore bar perhaps battoning, yet a pleasure to feel in my hand and look at. Why not also have a thing of beauty? Norwegians have been using these knives in the wild for a long time. Some of you baulk at spending this kind of money compared to a Mora. Well, some people drive a luxury car instead of catching the bus. They all end up in the same place. So what’s your point? Let go of the “I’m a hard man that only wipes my arse with thorns and brushes my teeth with Chuck Norris’ spunk” attitude. You’re not coming across as impressive or knowledgeable as you think you are. 😉
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 3 жыл бұрын
FWIW, this cynicism and self importance in this comment are unmatched by anything you think you’ve seen in this video. Like it’s so bad that it was hard to even skim. Sorry, I know it’s hard to hear coming from me.
@pieman7
@pieman7 6 жыл бұрын
Where IS the liquor?
@AdvancedKnifeBro
@AdvancedKnifeBro 6 жыл бұрын
Not here!
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