Here Comes Bobald McDonald...

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[@Destroyer.2000]

Gonna be honest, I don't know if I have ever heard a better use for "sir, this is a Wendy's".

[@jopes1775]

I almost died driving when I heard that. Second time since "farted in Korean".

[@protomimic]

@@jopes1775 Aye dios mio but in Italian

[@savannahstites1996]

@@protomimicthat one got me AT SCHOOL BRO😭😭😭

[@_JusDavid_]

fr tho😂

[@bookermediaentertainment]

Lol same here, that was flawless 😂

[@piplupcola]

"RONALD WANTS A CHOCCY SHAKE" is now my new favorite quote from Bob.

[@Retrooooospectve]

“WHO’S RESTAURANT IS THIS?”

[@PlinkyTheGrand]

"WHO'S CLOWN NAME DO YOU SEE ON THIS RESTAURANT???"

[@Mitchz95]

"THIS IS A CLOWN INSPECTION!"

[@protomimic]

"LOOK AT MY ASS RONALD WANTS A CHOCCY SHAKE!"

[@user-gv6ju3ej5p]

Yo before I heard bob say it I thought you typed 'coochy shake' like-

[@natrosenquist]

I like how Wade went with buying a hair dryer and STEALING another store's entire chocolate bar stock, instead of buying chocolate syrup.

[@rayshiotile9487]

to be fair mark did specify that it has to be unethical

[@adrienstarfaer]

​​@@rayshiotile9487 Nestle makes chocolate syrup, right? Get some nesquick and call it a day.

[@god_of_fish_]

"He didn't just get his scrotum gently grabbed by an invisible moster" Had me dying😭

[@chasecole6794]

That was probably the absolute best use of "Sir, this is a Wendy's" that'll ever exist, the comedic timing of such a meme'd phrase could not have been better!

[@rekyu3d541]

this is why wade has a secret following lmao

[@AznOPSGirl96]

5:24 "YOU!! SHOW ME HOW YOU MAKE CHOCOLATE MILK SHAKE" Im dead....im still crying from laughing...was just listening to this while working, caught me off guard so bad 😂😂😂

[@voshi8845]

This episode is now my absolute favourite my god. I was having a horrible batch of anxiety in college then listened to this episode and crash my anxiety into a tree! (Aka, it made me feel better) And now, after another horrible day at college, this gave me the laugh i needed 😊

[@junemoon92]

Literally don't think Ive laughed this hard since the Change episode!

[@bluewolf7664]

Crashed your 10 gallons of anxiety into a tree filled with mannequins that look like your boss's daughter?

[@CLC-1000]

I loved this story. I feel so sad for Mark, not getting his chocolate shake.

[@Scout_Serra]

The "sir, this is a wendy's" was even more well played when you take into account that Bob said "wait i know the regional/district manager, Dave" since Dave Thomas was the founder and spokes person for Wendy's on all the commercials through the 90's.

[@iamontda]

'We don't have time to replace the chocolate' is a bit of a cop-out because it takes like 30 seconds, but I guess I understand if it's busy

[@elsie8757]

Idk, if people are going to be forced to wait for several minutes to get their order anyway (like Mark was), why _not_ take the extra 30 seconds to replace the chocolate?

[@durk5331]

the Ronald McDonald outfit & clown makeup, the Wendy Red Pigtail Wig & Blue Dress, the Burger King outfit including a replica of the King Head, the Jack in the Box Head & Suit, the Remote Control Taco Bell Chihuahua, the Little Caesar's Toga & Laurel, the Colonel glasses, fake mustache, toupe, bolo, & suit, etc etc you just need a copy of all of these Mascot Outfits in your car at any time so if you need them you have them x3

[@starchb0mb]

I used Bob's Fridge and this episode (Illegal Advice) to introduce my partner to Distractible. Had to give the best of the old and the best of the new. Y'all almost killed the man 🤣

[@angeloutofgrace]

Sir this is a wendy's...

[@empersian1234]

*sir, this is a wendys* Thank you Wade for that laugh

[@PinkEggsAndHam]

Ive worked at mcdonalds. It doesnt take that long to go into the freezer and replace the chocolate. I would have told them to please replace the chocolate

[@gammagalaxy8103]

This is up there with Two-Toes Johnny and the Hospital Revolver in terms of Bob moments

[@KittyCatThang]

This episode made me crack up so hard I was in tears.

[@LocalElderGod]

I own a Ronald McDonald and Wendy costume for this exact reason.

[@dennistamashiro6663]

I laughed so hard up to the part where mark was already choking on laughing for so long. Good show guys. This is my new video to laugh and relax.

[@TheBoringNova]

As a previous McDonalds employee. I would shit myself if this happened

[@victoriagrayson5082]

*Here Comes Bobald McDonald ...

[@seanarki]

I can’t remember the last time I laughed this much. My mom came and checked in on me.

[@TheJackhammer3135]

These guys are the comedy gold trio 😂

[@nagaking07]

Trust me, this is only a taste of the madness this episode ends up descending into.

[@woteveruk1]

i have to side with wade, apple pie is great, BUT, pie with just whipped cream is wrong, you have apple pie and custard fellow brits will understand but for those who dont knwo Frozen custard in the US is nothing like British custard and neither is a flan or any other set custard. In the UK “custard" generally means a pouring sauce added to crumbles, pies, cakes or other desserts (often called puddings in the UK). The US equivalent would be “creme anglais “ or a vanilla sauce would be similar. The UK version is usually thicker. It really isn't an American thing. Americans would probably add ice cream or whipped cream to something like apple crisp/crumble but in the UK the choice would include custard and pouring cream.

[@Maniac4Bricks]

Two Toes Johnny returns

[@alexmortensen6416]

Little trick of the trade, they don't ask you to park to make it faster for you, they do it so they can get more customers through while your waiting for your food. Most fast food places has sensors throughout the drive through and they want your car out of it so it doesn't just sit there racking up time and causing other cars to rack up time

[@nicres]

Mark, I think you could just ask them to throw some chocolate syrup in there for a delicious half and half swirl shake. It’s always a good compromise 😉

[@LampHatScott]

As a former McDonalds employee, sometimes the machine isn't broken. It is for a variety of reasons. Such as they don't have the syrup to make the chocolate shake. If the store breaks a record you get a pin.

[@jasongivens6749]

I was at a Hardee's. I ordered a burger without tomatoes. When I got to my car I saw it had a big slice of tomato. I took it out and threw it at the restaurant door. It stuck and slid down. I got in my car and started eating. The manager came out to my car and asked if I threw the tomato on the door. I said it couldn't possibly be me, I ordered a burger with no tomatoes. He just turned and went back inside.

[@MajesticAngel13]

Somebody needs to animate this segment!

[@Zybo-hp9vu]

5:23 I used to work at McDonald’s and I would’ve started crying while making it😭 this kinda happened to me, this like 30 yr old man came in from the back which you need a password to get into that we later found out he stole the password from my manager and he just stormed in and screamed at everyone “GET ME A ICE CREAM” we didn’t give it to him and he just got banned😭

[@AgentYummyV]

Wade is so unhinged and I am here for it 👏🏼 Team 🍎🥧

[@demonprincess9680]

Somebody has to make an animation of this. Both Wade's molten shake and Bobald McDonald

[@younghusk1968]

Wade's advice was extremely creative and funny. So much effort for that payoff 😂

[@iheartsasunaruDA]

This episode of distractable nearly made me puke at work at how hard I laughed. I highly recommend Illegal Advice

[@jonathanwilliams5164]

while I was watching this, I was informed by a passerby that dearth means scarcity not abundance. I love the clip though!

[@LittleWolf2320]

When you're on your lunch break and work at Wendy's watching this

[@Cherrie_The_Shifter]

Best podcast ever

[@magicarpthegod1193]

If the next one isn't wade kill's god im gonna be sad

[@luchesiLux]

Melting chocolate bars into the shake?.............does wade not know that chocolate syrup exists

[@SabiChan8]

Bob has really thought this through 🤣🤣🤣

[@kolewelch5148]

what was moving to the left of bobs camera frame? it looked like he was haunted

[@jacobbondurant7186]

HAHAHAHAHAAAH! 🤣 aaah… my face hurts now This is amazing. ❤

[@Ghost500A1]

I think of this daily

[@brandtlucasbrandt]

Should have just parked and went inside. Imagine using the drive through for a single item lol.

[@AramisUA]

Am I the only one, who doesn't have video on Spotify?

[@sparkleyspirit4676]

I laughed so hard listening to this episode 😂😂

[@redalien5073]

As someone who works at McDonald’s I approve of this message

[@emma-bat13]

Mark Looks like a pirate lol🖤

[@Nick-me2tu]

This episode is hilarious!

[@kouizumi9484]

I am going FERAL over headband era Mark.

[@AJZ0626]

Good Ol Bobald McRonald

[@Lita1]

Lol funny Distractible Podcast I liked this video yes!!!!👍😅

[@Salmagros]

I just can't understand why the mcdonald service so horrible in America. Like, the mcdonald's worker in my country get paid minimum wage too and they didn't mess up their order half of the times like this.

[@lapislazuli06]

I work at a McDonald's in the America, can't say for others but for us we are low on workers, most nights I take the order of both lanes and charge all at once, though it doesn't take long to replace the syrup for the shake

[@kristenfarnham7157]

I can't stand take out food anymore some people are just not good at their job, it sucks. Fuck it 🙄😖

[@ToxicGamer-jd8nn]

damn genius

[@larrysmith1966]

You know with the salt and pepper beard with the shaved head, Wade actually looks pretty hot. Not gonna post that anywhere he might see, but respect.

[@ashleyr6809]

Wade is married. No woke crap.

[@larrysmith1966]

I don't understand what that means in this context, but I was in fact aware that this youtube celebrity who lives in a different state from me is already taken.@@ashleyr6809

[@HeraldOfChaos76]

Goddamnit Bob is the best person ever like he is basically better than Gandhi at this point

[@Lonkshi21]

Basically the anti-karen 😂

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

Bob would make a great clown

[@DunpeilDueliest69]

LOL! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mythluvers9052]

lets gooooo! only thirteen mimutes late or early? woo!

[@thatonething.73]

Umm sir this is an Arby's

[@shaundzurko6216]

LMAO

[@thetwistedgamer370]

I like bobs idea better.

[@Lonewolf3515]

lmfao 🤣

[@birdmanforever008]

Apple pie is the best

[@fwmello_]

first

[@allgrip_creations]

No one cares

[@Ghost500A1]

No one’s two fucks

[@fwmello_]

thanks "no one"@@allgrip_creations

[@Jade_1872]

The fact wade said buy a hairdryer when cars themselves have heaters in them you can just put the chocolate infront of it- and then you could just buy a jar of hot fudge or chocolate syrup

[@Goland454]

Mark has the same reaction to the light as he does to Ethan. I miss the (redacted) channel. 🥹

[@Brayden-Wyatt]

Your allowed to say Unus Annus. Mark never said to basically give it the Voldemort treatment

[@Goland454]

@@Brayden-Wyatt I’ve always seen people do redacted & I liked it. So….

[@Xhumed]

You're stealing the McElroy's whole deal, rude. Next you'll be playing TTRPGs on a separate podcast with your parents.

[@LaMortDeLaMusique]

The way this episode derailed really was something

[@thatguyblu23]

This episode was awesome omg

[@boopergoober]

Especially given the fact that Mark wasn't even going to do this topic and then pivoted because he thought this was funny

[@sjonnoh]

Perfect Distractible energy if you ask me 😂

[@emilyofjane]

I HAVE A TEN GALLON BUCKET OF WHEELCHAIRS

[@DietMilk_]

did wade forget the chocolate syrup exists? or did he just want more effort to make the revenge taste that much sweeter?

[@Brayden-Wyatt]

The 2nd option.

[@alext2640]

An animation depicting how this episode derailed would be GOLDEN. I can't stop imaging Bob and Wade becoming increasingly frantic and competitive with every hilarious combination of solutions they come up with, everything escalating while Mark just dies (of laughter) in the corner

[@Zans_Cifer]

I hope they post the clip of Wade talking about killing God. It was hysterical.

[@mohsquared]

Wade bout to pull an ultrakill lol

[@bobbyharris490]

I hope they animate that one

[@boo4453]

​@@bobbyharris490especially with god spiralling out of the sky 💀

[@FreezinUrTundra]

Bruh....

[@astronomical926]

Also the "AND I'M BALD!!" clip. Wade was hilarious in this episode

[@jblant00]

I’m crying with laughter after “THIS IS A CLOWN INSPECTION”

[@Rendolf45]

I thought about this when I first listened to the episode but I actually checked this time after Wade said "This is a Wendy's": It seems like Mark really never specified that it was McDonalds, and I'm totally with Bob in having just assumed it was for whatever reason.

[@JasonICECarson]

To be fair, I've never heard of Wendy's having problems operating the ice cream machine and telling everyone who goes in "sorry, our ice cream machine is down." Mark even made mention that "this time" the machine was working, so it's not a 100% guarantee, but McDonald's is notorious for it.

[@-lovecassy_333]

I guess I’m just an odd ball out because I knew it was McDonald’s because I’ve had the pumpkin pie before. It’s a seasonal treat they always bring out for fall, so I was surprised Mark called it new because it’s not new, just seasonal. That’s how I knew it was McDonald’s, so when Wade said “this is a Wendy’s”, I was like: they serve pies too?

[@violetwisp]

Bobald? Is that what happens when you cross Bob and Wade?

[@up-set1451]

bobdemort

[@TheSupart91]

​@@up-set1451💀💀💀💀💀

[@spor3bunny]

wabe

[@up-set1451]

@@spor3bunny george robert muyskens barnes

[@henryreed4697]

"sir this is a Wendy's." I don't know why but when I heard that line I just burst out laughing so much. I laughed a lot this episode, which was great since I don't laugh a lot.

[@mathiaswilhelm1902]

I hear that joke often but here it was well hit joke

[@Tarcisius_]

When Bob said, "Does unethical mean something else than I thought it meant?" I started thinking, "Yeah, wait, is this Good Bad Advice 2?"

[@winxclubfangirl5227]

The more I hear Bob dressing up as a clown sounds way more like a robbery 😂😂😂

[@thehuggingsimmy1765]

This episode was honestly hilarious. The way Mark was dying of laughter at the end every time someone said "a 10 gallon bucket of glue" was golden.

[@thachocolategod]

"Sir,this is a Wendy's" absolutely DESTROYED me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PlinkyTheGrand]

Wade's answer is... concerning

[@Mmc.879]

5:27 his impression of Mark _as_ Ronald McDonald is impressive

[@kennyt1674]

"This is a clown inspection!" I busted out laughing 😂

[@ReaperOfficialYT]

I want this to be animated 😂

[@iluvsonicxshadow]

The use of "Sir this is a Wendy's" meme is the best ive ever heard. Especially since its never explicitly stated what resturant Mark went to, its just based on context clues lmao

[@moon_design]

this is potentially one of the funniest episodes we've ever gotten... i honestly straight up had to like cover my face and put my head down during work while i was listening to this and eventually actually burst out laughing.. 🤣

[@devontamosley4487]

Tom (SpongeBob SquarePants): "CHOOOOCOLAAAATE!!!" 🍫🍫😂😂

[@gmaster2647]

The end of this episode had me laughing so hard I nearly threw up. It went REALLY off the rails, lmao.

[@Kyrikrliy]

"This is a clown inspection!!"

[@statelyelms]

I really did appreciate Bob telling us listeners his light turned off. Also, this episode was insanely good. Right back to the first few episodes.. and I think it's actually because they got Distracted for once!

[@Vancetes]

I love how Bob was giving us his unhinged answer with his Grimace brand mic sock.

[@msbradley9]

This episode actually had me dying.

[@emilyofjane]

This episode had me literally convulsing with laughter. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

[@strejdaprkno8102]

obama

[@alizamoon6842]

The “GOoD jOb!!!!” Yelled with such enthusiastic aggression was perfect, lolololol

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

I read the title as "Bo-Bald" and I was confused and scared for a couple of seconds.