"let's be honest, here at mortal chess our collective IQ would double.. if a dog subscribed" 😂😂😂 Man I didn't laugh like this in weeks, maybe months
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
😂😅I'm glad you're loving the jokes
@FocusProj3 ай бұрын
@@mortalchess Are you writing this with ChatGPT? :D
@terrarossa879 Жыл бұрын
yea this stuff is why I play Caro and Sicilian 90% of the time, good video
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
thanks man, yeah e4 e5 theory is kinda scary, i play the caro too
@TheSwagDawgАй бұрын
Yeah I love the Sicilian Dragon. Also trying to learn Sicilians with e6
@raylopez99Ай бұрын
I'm Ray Lopez and I approve this video.
@quizzleme26 күн бұрын
Ruy's brother?
@SimplifiedPie Жыл бұрын
1:17 It's actually safe to capture the pawn, however you need to be incredibly percise inorder not to lose on the spot.
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
yeah true, nobody that watches mortal chess should be taking that pawn lol😅😅
@gustavopimpao7823Ай бұрын
It is a theorathically draw at GM level. So at amateur level will succeed the one that knows the line further away or the one that simply finds the most precise moves
@masterofskills76Ай бұрын
Taking that pawn is completely safe because most of the times after Nxe4, best is d4 leading to the Berlin endgame
@RealityCheck1 Жыл бұрын
You earned my sub bec you spoke exactly my thoughts for the past 5 years. Ruy Lopez is one of my favorites bec it allows me extra tempo in protecting my center.
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
its a great opening to learn, its a pity that after 1 e4, all everyone seems to play nowadays is the caro kann lol
@Zarith7480 Жыл бұрын
@@mortalchess you can punish caro kann players decently by getting them out of theory with gambits lol.. at least at my elo
@Checky6811 ай бұрын
@@mortalchessi play 1 e4 now since 4 months, i ve never faced a caro kann once 😅 but i play it my self or if not possible i go for the kungs indian
@gavinbannister4124 Жыл бұрын
Funniest chess video I've ever seen 🤣 "This was the beginning of what proved to be a spine chilling breech of the Geneva convention" had me rolling!!!
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
thanks man, I'm glad you loving the jokes.
@Fellhat Жыл бұрын
anastasia's mate, beautiful name for a beautiful checkmate
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
Sister Abigail, a beautiful name for a beautiful finishing move😅
@randomnoobontheinternett11 ай бұрын
This channel is underrated!!!
@mortalchess11 ай бұрын
thanks chessnoob, hope the almighty youtube algorithm smiles at me soon
@DeanP111Ай бұрын
“Imagine a Jehovah Witness with a search warrant.” 😂 subscription earned
@mYourHUCKLEBERRY25 күн бұрын
Totally. Coming from a family of Witnesses, I clicked that button faster than when I throw away a Watchtower pamphlet.
@nurbo219 Жыл бұрын
Man this shit was funny af xd Keep it goin dawg this deserves a lot more than 13k views
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
thanks man, hopefully one of these videos blows up soon
@Akromaxdexter Жыл бұрын
Great video, keep them coming!
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
Thanks man. took a lil break but I'm back now
@mrbieler1Ай бұрын
Crazy, would love to see you do a video specifically on Bobby fisher games
@keebymania091111 ай бұрын
I love these types of channel.
@mortalchess11 ай бұрын
you have good taste keeby
@siddharthchatterjee2431 Жыл бұрын
Awesome Video as always. And I believe that's Anastasia's Mate.
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
Thank you Thank you and yes, I knew someone would know it.
@WilsonMagna Жыл бұрын
This was hilarious! Also the Chess content was good too. Yeah, I'm just too dumb for the Ruy Lopez so I go for caveman all out attacks in the sicilian.
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
yeah man those opposite side castles sicilian positions are fun to play,, no boring draws whatsoever
@gustavopimpao7823Ай бұрын
I’m only 1100-1200 at 10 mins games but i love playing ruy Lopez as whites because it is a sharp opening and at my level people respond with worst positions all the time (poorly played bird defense, old steinitz defense, modern steinitz defense, berlin defense, and that one that Goes with 3. Ne7. I obviously lose games too otherwise I wouldnt be stuck at my level for some time now, but these are great positions to practice offensive Chess and on how to punish early mistakes of your opponents.
@drbastianac8252 Жыл бұрын
we 1400s need a video against the scotch 🙏🏼
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
lol sure and playing 1...e5 is the kind of bravery this world needs right now. then again you're a Doctor, you've probably seen things, things that .....
@drbastianac8252 Жыл бұрын
@@mortalchess indeed ! many scary, annoying and sad things… but, to see the scotch on the board is way more annoying
@DenzelBraithwaite-LBPSB11 ай бұрын
My god... the music and sound effects made me want popcorn while watching this😅
@DenzelBraithwaite-LBPSB11 ай бұрын
This got better and better the more I kept watching.
@mortalchess11 ай бұрын
I'm glad you're liking the vidz, hopefully the humour is not too dark
@Woah939425 күн бұрын
King is forced to take queen and rook to h5 is checkmate
@StigPriceАй бұрын
Always prefered rook e1 to d3 as a response to nxe4. Much better line i reckon.
@geographynonsensical5003 Жыл бұрын
the goat is back
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
indeed 😎😎
@chess-hacker11 ай бұрын
Loved the video. Do you record the voice or use tts?
@mortalchess11 ай бұрын
I wish I had a voice like that, Its TTS lol.. voicemaker.in
@Avisawis10 ай бұрын
Best chess video I ever watched
@mortalchess10 ай бұрын
wow, thank you man..I will keep em coming
@Blinkers2007GameDev Жыл бұрын
I think all the ideas are correctly presented here. I don't like the positions ruy lopez give black so I just go with the sicilian
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
I played the sicilian too but its a lot of work to learn and everyone just plays the c3 alapin😫😩
@Blinkers2007GameDev Жыл бұрын
@@mortalchess Yeah it's annoying, but it's atleast so solid White doesn't have an advantage. Do you really want to waste your 1 move tempo advantage? I'm down to play a position with black where I am equal at the very beginning of the game. Don't mind if I do! I usually play the D5 move against the alapin. Most people at the 1500-1600 level usually just play the bowdler attack though, which is trash for white. I hope people at 1900 level will go for the open sicilian more often when I get there. Anyway, happy holidays
@shahzadahmed466 Жыл бұрын
While it is very inspiring but for now I keep annoying stronger opponents with Jobava 😂
@macdonaldnnadi Жыл бұрын
@@Blinkers2007GameDevI’m 2100 and still many people play the bowler attack. It’s nit necessarily bad for white though idk what you are saying.
@douglasheld11 күн бұрын
5:07 Just a guess... I think Q sacrifice on the eighth rank, with a forced response of the rook giving up the defense of D5?
@douglasheld11 күн бұрын
Oof, I was kind of right, but I didn't see any of that coming!!
@monodroidv77Ай бұрын
Please Do Trompowsky ❤
@escasticlightАй бұрын
0:44 "Lets be real our Averege IQ would be doubled if a dog subscribes" I LOVE IT
@rjaxsyt2083 Жыл бұрын
Insulting the london system lost you a like, but the video itself gained it back
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
😂😂you won't like the video I'm currently scripting. "why grandmasters don't play the london system but YOU do"
@rjaxsyt2083 Жыл бұрын
I actually don’t use the London vary often, because it’s a complete 50/50 Against a friend that didn’t know how to counter it I instantly got a better position But.. Against someone who did I lost badly even though I was better (not to brag)
@robertofratello520311 ай бұрын
The London is good in a vacuum and I still play it but I feel like it's too meta, everybody knows some kind of defence against it.
@rjaxsyt208311 ай бұрын
Agreed
@GreenscreenKid-y1d2 ай бұрын
@@rjaxsyt2083shut up bro
@TekimotoUnlimited4 ай бұрын
2:03 R.I.P Bray Wyatt
@mortalchess4 ай бұрын
he was my favourite..RIP
@danielmclean373311 ай бұрын
I was under the impression you can’t castlw after being in check, is that true?
@mortalchess11 ай бұрын
not quite, you can't castle to get away from check while in check. cant castle if path to castle passes through check and lastly, cant castle if either king or rook has moved.so if u get checked and block check with piece, u can still castle.
@BLPYXLАй бұрын
I do Italian at white and caro at black, is it good?
@georgekitchen7046Ай бұрын
Caro and Kings Indian seem to be the most popular black opens online for a lot of my tougher opponents recently.
@paulrhyne46 ай бұрын
Crazy brilliant!!! 🔥♟️
@loo_ke43516 ай бұрын
5:07, Qe8+ was the first move that I saw when I saw the position
@mortalchess6 ай бұрын
real nice, you solve puzzles a lot?
@feb14looseАй бұрын
That overused beat goes so hard here tho 😂
@allrounderal2958Ай бұрын
yo,i insta subscribe after this video.
@saheedsheriff1993Ай бұрын
Marshall variation of ruy lopez
@masterofskills76Ай бұрын
2:9 Anastasia's Mate
@asr2009Ай бұрын
Peace Good funny video.
@BennyKleykensАй бұрын
And then the Marshall stepped in 😅
@Bio333ytАй бұрын
I’ve played this since 400 elo
@douglasheld11 күн бұрын
2:10 I guess what's coming is attraction to Anastasia's Mate
@CHPH-bDL7 күн бұрын
This is so hilarious that my attention to learn anything here is dead lost.
@AM_-wg1hjАй бұрын
0:20 They don't actually think at all during those moves, they follow very well known theory or their prep. 0:15 The london system is a real opening
@jefftaylor1186Ай бұрын
My all time peak was 2370 in 2004 and I never considered myself “good” enough to play the Spanish in competition. I actually never considered myself good enough to even play 1.e4 at all.
@gaopinghu7332Ай бұрын
Oh trust me, if you don't think you're qualified to play a certain opening, then your opponent probably isn't either. I wouldn't worry so much about playing or not playing the Spanish.
@tobiaspramono3788 ай бұрын
Oof thats more threatening than a JW with a Search Warrant
@mortalchess7 ай бұрын
lol the marine door kick or the pawn storm?
@tobiaspramono3787 ай бұрын
@@mortalchess marine doorkick
@tobiaspramono3787 ай бұрын
@@mortalchess i mean both, both literally says 'f you' to your 4th amandment rights
@qqma4791 Жыл бұрын
2:08 Anastasia’s checkmate
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
✅
@Jiyoon02Ай бұрын
Yep. This finally convinced me to stop playing Ruy Lopez anymore and slide back to the London. 😂
@saturn8641Ай бұрын
hey im a dog, i just subscribed
@zeldek11 ай бұрын
Now im not sure but i saw a video with most beautiful checkmates and one I remember similar to this one is Anastasia checkmate so maybe itss this
@mortalchess11 ай бұрын
exactly, its a nice one..but the smothered mate is clear for me
@Rainer017 ай бұрын
Why can the black king not beat queen on h7? There was no protection
@Karabomaupa-k3lАй бұрын
Then castle goes h5 checkmate
@samuelcheung4799Ай бұрын
Qh7+ Kxh7?? / Rh5#
@brycicle775 Жыл бұрын
Anastasia’s mate!
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
😎😎
@franciskazadi412028 күн бұрын
"Imagine Jehova's witness with a search warrant" LOL the only chess channel that comes with BARS
@atleast1x3Ай бұрын
Hello i exist I play the ruy lopez as my only white opening . also: stockfish say its the best.
@seif9923 Жыл бұрын
holy sht nice
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
hell yeah Seif, I'm glad you liked it.
@GlennKarg-uu4uzАй бұрын
The jehova part took away my focus😂
@aymanmerchant22553 ай бұрын
found it - KH7 then RH5 which is too powerful a beautiful knight and rook combo mate after forcing the king to move his ass to the out world of death
@NN-cc8uo Жыл бұрын
Because I suck, I know. You didn't have to rub it in
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
😂😂lol bro, someone had to say it.
@nemofeducisАй бұрын
if bro's chess iq was as high as his humor he would beat magnus
@metinaydogdu261611 ай бұрын
I subscribed to counter the dogs intention to double the iq
@mortalchess11 ай бұрын
😂😂lol awesome, yeah we wanna keep the IQ nice and low here
@alanfrost75 Жыл бұрын
Well ok then... I just doubled the collective IQ :D Woof.
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
lol welcome to the family, woof woof
@raif_z26242 ай бұрын
I feel insulted no one mentioned Anastasias mate here
@eyallevin6302 Жыл бұрын
This is basically the same vid as chesspage1 💀
@Sesquipedalian3 Жыл бұрын
I just play panov system
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
nice, what do you play against d4?
@Yonatan...2 ай бұрын
Morphy defence
@mortalchess2 ай бұрын
Murphy's law lol Morphy defense
@Yonatan...2 ай бұрын
@@mortalchess these two surnames are confusing
@teteusinho12311 ай бұрын
As black i really hate playing against the Ruy Lopez
@mortalchess11 ай бұрын
this is why the chess gods gave us the caro kann lol
@Latyif_Avicena_Ай бұрын
Greatttlyy🎉🎉🎉..Autosubcribee
@greyjedi75Ай бұрын
👍🏼👍🏼💫
@atreides4099 Жыл бұрын
zawg trash on london system so much😂
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@MagnumConcilium Жыл бұрын
The first game is not checkmate. King will take the white queen.
@mortalchess Жыл бұрын
try taking it one move further, you may strike gold😉
@georgekitchen7046Ай бұрын
@@mortalchessyou forgot that the knight and rook have feelings, and after seeing their queen go down, they would lose confidence and retreat.