Here’s Why You Should Keep Your Pants On

[@dr.awkward9075]

How does somebody live to be 72 & not have a clue about how to be a normal human being? 🤷‍♂

[@Pauley_in_GP]

I'm guessing lots of practice.

[@dr.awkward9075]

@@Pauley_in_GP 🤣

[@rhuephus]

99.99% sure he's a PutinPubliKKKlan

[@MariAsherahRose]

You got me because I'll be 71 this year, and I would never!

[@Flies2FLL]

Simple. He's a MAGA republican! Thankfully, after Biden wins in November this nasty wave of YELLOW journalism will go away. Afterall, we are forcing the Chinese owners of TikTok to divest themselves of this site because it has been used to manipulate the US electorate. So why can't we find some way to do the same thing with Fox News~?

[@PatrickSBellSr]

You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever!

[@codywarren5867]

This is an awesome saying, and so true.

[@nbaoldgirl]

Omg I love this 😂

[@Mary_Beth_Reimer]

Unfortunately true

[@MamaKalash]

Immaturity is one thing, but a perverse, depr@ved, repr0bate is another thing, altogether.

[@stuporman]

that woman stopped instantly because she was looking for action with the officer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@stanhin]

"I'm looking at you; my eyes are over there."

[@___Neo___]

The comment I was looking for 😅

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Now there's a song lyric in the making.

[@StephSancia]

@stan YOU BEAT ME TO IT LOL

[@dabsallday9938]

😂

[@Sharon-fw9qw]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Melanie-bm7vh]

"Grandpa, tell us about the time you got arrested and pulled your pants down."

[@Summitclym]

😂😂 “Well, son, it was one of my proudest moments! Have you heard about my two knee replacements? I can show you…” 🤮

[@averythecoolcat]

Well, son it was at the Stadium and Winger was the opening act..."😆

[@allisonjames2923]

I’m pretty sure Grandpa’s family don’t have anything to do with him any more & haven’t for many years

[@georgew1751]

The real crime was the "tighty whities"

[@iv2sab512]

That old man was insufferable.

[@920WASHBURN]

He's hilarious. Hornery old man😂😂

[@westboroughbaptistchurch5136]

He's a republican too.

[@suspiciouswatermelon7639]

That's a typical baby boomer... 72 years old, so... born in 1952. The people born between 1945-1960 are the worst people imaginable.

[@allenbauman3881]

Grandpa's family will be proud!!

[@1998MonroeNYColonial]

LOL

[@kiki_yagelovskaya]

He for sure has a story to tell to his boys at the blueOyster-Bar. 😄

[@moniqueengleman873]

Trust me, they know

[@allisonjames2923]

I strongly suspect Grandpa’s family won’t have anything to do with him!

[@ResidentialCentersofAmerica]

When not pulling his pants down around his ankles in parking lots, Mr Knee Replacement argues with telephone posts and demands others join him for his "coffee club" at Perkins.

[@BrendaCreates]

It used to be held at Embers but they all closed.

[@boobooboo68964]

Lol!!!! Not Perkins!

[@debbieellett9093]

"I'm looking at you, my eyes are over there". I'm dying of laughter and only a few minutes in.😅😂😅

[@donnamoody3229]

I had to laugh at that one.🤣🤣

[@bronte333]

What a thoroughly repellant individual.

[@drumminwoman5646]

I was just gonna say, what an absolutely sorry excuse for a human person.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Which one? Nevermind. It applies pretty well to both.

[@Ze_Moose]

Wait, you wouldn't hang out with him? 🤔

[@QueenOfTheNorth65]

That is a great word to describe him.

[@westboroughbaptistchurch5136]

He's a MAGA 100%

[@Matt-xv2cp]

"Remember, I've had two knee replacements" You really need ONE brain replacement.

[@abelis644]

Knee replacements mean his knees are brand new and perfectly fine, that's the point of replacing them!!!😂😂😂 Therefore he has no problems at all!!!

[@bradr2142]

Drunks are always trying to control the outcome. Typical alcoholic.

[@richsims6870]

Not my daughter or myself. My family has a history of dui's fm my grandparents, to my parents to my siblings.

[@dmrgen]

@@richsims6870That’s not good

[@QuanPookie]

White males

[@janremongalura5713]

​@@QuanPookieRacism......good look for ya bud.

[@amostlyreasonableguy]

@@QuanPookieapparently you haven’t seen the hundreds of videos of poc doing the exact same thing in these videos lol

[@IAmRetiredSoon]

Old guy is done with life!😂

[@herbwhite7384]

' I'm looking at you but my eyes are over there'. You can't make this stuff up.

[@mazwide9400]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelmartin8422]

And he explained it with such confidence, I think the cop even hesitated to double check in his mind if that made sense

[@herbwhite7384]

@@michaelmartin8422 right, for a second I accepted his statement as fact. His words bounced around my head and I had to rewind it and listen again before I realized how absolutely absurd and confident he delivered his drunken message.

[@michaelmartin8422]

@@herbwhite7384 that could be a very useful skill to have in life

[@andrewvelonis5940]

Maybe you couldn't make that up, but he did.

[@newaustralianbulletin]

Lol. He drops his pants and calls the COP a h*mo.

[@copcarguymn]

It was great to still see a crown vic on the road still in 2023.

[@Fuxerz]

Those old girls run forever.

[@lindauribe6872]

I am 80 married to a police officer for 38 years till he diied and a wonderful Cop and father and husband until he died.

[@rhuephus]

where ???

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

One thing I'm curious about. Were the police version different than public versions?

[@BL-yj2wp]

@@Blasted2Oblivion Yes, it‘s a separate model. They were built for 19 years and over that time had a few different features as standard (additional cooling, different exhaust etc.), although most modifications (like dividers, specialty lights and upholstery etc.) were done by third party companies depending on the individual needs of the departments.

[@tamlettieri]

I am so thankful daily i went into EMS and not law enforcement.

[@Beautiful_Mess]

Your shifts get just as whacky. You’re who we call when they get incarceritis symptoms. You know, the usual; chest pain, pseudo seizure, going completely limp, catatonic, or trouble breathing. Meanwhile, they can scream, kick, argue, spit, claw, and urinate themselves perfectly normally.

[@allisonjames2923]

Same lol. I was tossing up between the two right at the start of my emergency career 23yrs ago. Soooooo glad I chose the job where most people are happy to see you turn up!

[@lifesyphon1]

I can’t believe that old guy. “Doctored information”? He thinks he’s so important that they’re making deep fakes of his DUI stop. 😂😂😂

[@dr.kevorkian7535]

Soooo the first guy didnt even get charged with DUI? 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ " I need my phone, I'm calling your boss " 😂🤣😂

[@lightwolf161]

“You want the bucks, how many bucks do you want, you want the dollar?” Love that he says “the dollar”😂😂

[@Scryyn]

Sounded like a sexual innuendo, especially with what happened shortly after. lol

[@lisapizza6494]

Omg that guy is off his rocker 😶😂

[@elizabethpedano9564]

Sounds like trumps song and dance 😅. He's a trumpet 😅

[@Swilla12]

​@@elizabethpedano9564you sound unhinged

[@abelis644]

​@@Swilla12 You sound triggered by the truth.

[@abelis644]

​@elizabethpedano9564 Definitely a trumpturd.

[@Swilla12]

@@abelis644 How's Biden doing for ya?

[@aliciaswofford989]

Love how these people scream that they'll call their lawyer when, most likely, they'll ask for a public defender because they can't afford a lawyer.

[@stevelee7781]

This cop needs a raise..

[@DavidVanHelden1]

Sure hope they don't leave the grandchildren alone with him....

[@okami6]

he pulled his pants down ....🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@martymethuselah]

Jeff Dunham's Walter personification gone wild

[@martymethuselah]

@@Mermare he he

[@ianmurray4081]

Walter Gone Wild!

[@dawnminturn]

Too funny! 😂😂

[@dawnminturn]

Even Walter don't act like that and he's a dummy

[@biggdogg19]

“You never pulled me over sir”. You cannot make this stuff up!

[@SpencerWilliamsIV]

I once was in a car accident and the at-fault driver was trying to scare me with all this “I’m gonna sue you” rhetoric. But then when the time came to make a claim and speak to the agents, they said nothing.

[@riotautorepair9662]

Old dude was unhinged. Hard to believe this was in my state

[@smaptey1]

The internet needs to learn: All states have lunatics.

[@barbaraanderson8574]

Seriously, some of the worst DUI videos are from Ohio.

[@roachdoggjr3235]

@@barbaraanderson8574 They have drive-through liquor stores there lol

[@smaptey1]

@@phatgringo2.0 MN has the finest trailer park crank in the northern hemisphere

[@trashyraccoon2615]

Definitely some kind of Trump supporter for sure lol

[@drfranklippenheimer8743]

No charge. No responsibility. Welcome to Minnesota. Do what you want. Our police are defunded. And those that are left are utterly stripped of their authority to execute the law, as written, on the books. And they wonder why our LEOs cannot retire or quit fast enough.

[@lyndelProductions]

They should play this video at old dude's funeral in a few years to give those attending the service a chuckle! LOL!

[@timeforchange6818]

You want my Xanaz?, she asks the cop. LOL.

[@Drewler224]

And that's why Gramps isn't allowed at Shoney's no more

[@alberta1st]

Counsellor cops, like having grown babies have to put a leash on em...😂

[@12lfme12]

He tried to bribe the cop with $3 bills...

[@cassieball3338]

😂 i love that you posted it anyway 😆 😂

[@Pauley_in_GP]

Man, what a couple of looney toons! 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@Caroline4jesus]

I can only imagine someone watching this and realizing “ oh that’s my grandpa” 💀💀💀

[@paulw176]

I think I know why Grandpa needed both knees replaced... he's been in too many parking lots behind the adult arcade.

[@015beans]

OH MY GOD 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@a.mrashid8117]

He sounds like Hank from king of the hills. 😂 The officer should’ve asked for propane and propane accessories.

[@TheJohnnyvegas22]

I’m pretty sure you don’t have to worry about getting sued by that man for posting this on KZbin. I highly doubt he can turn on a computer.

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

They doctor information!

[@tomr3422]

Cmon - "its someone elses fault, its not fair to prosecute men for my crimes"

[@StephSancia]

"turn on a computer" ... with his pants around his ankles then he's in with a chance 😂

[@joedennehy386]

Why does the country that invented the breathalizer, rely on a ridiculous fst

[@whodrankmybeerbro]

lol first guy seems like something from Reno 911

[@nebtrebeh5588]

Thank you, I have been searching for a reason to keep my pants on.

[@shutupicancook5946]

Lol

[@LuvDaSkinUAreIn]

The m**esting accusations are too funny 😂

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

It's the first time I have ever seen a guy try that particular move.

[@LuvDaSkinUAreIn]

@@Blasted2Oblivion Same here! 😄

[@freebird8163]

You know you are wasted when you ask the cop if he wants your Xanax. 😳 😂

[@QueenOfTheNorth65]

As a native Minnesotan, I don’t claim either of these two.

[@dabsallday9938]

They are both most definitely from Wisconsin 😂

[@cdbeatsj542]

Second video was in Joliet,IL

[@bigbadbubba099]

How do these poor cops get thru this mania and these sad awful people every day.😢😢😢

[@Kriskos_Mummum]

They drink alot of liquor or eat their gun.

[@danalittleton4884]

HOW do police actually deal with people like this on the daily?

[@Kriskos_Mummum]

Like I said, they drink alot of liquor or eat their gun. They see such horrible things that many of them can't get past. High divorce rates, high alcoholic rates & high suicide rates for police.

[@MsArianaCelene]

Welcome to healthcare 😂

[@allisonjames2923]

The courts have got to stop dropping charges. Particularly when the person has behaved as horrendously as this

[@dabsallday9938]

That old guy gave me a good laugh 😂😂

[@mikeeihusen5194]

My eyes are over there??!!

[@just-a-cupcake]

No f**ks given by the old guy. 😂😅

[@katiesioux7757]

😂😂

[@kazshaw3945]

He's nuts !🤪

[@EricFullwood]

"I need my f---ing Xanax!" Confirmed.

[@norcanexs.g.llc.4625]

NOW that's what you call American Freedumb!

[@altdeadpool8509]

I can hear the woman's voice is changing due to the drugs she does. I listen for that to keep away from drug addicts and their lies.

[@realkangaroocafevietnam]

Cynthia is the proverbial shot duck, she's absolutely sozzled 😂😂😂😂

[@andrewvelonis5940]

"Shot duck"? " Sozzled"? Regional expressions, I'm guessing.

[@realkangaroocafevietnam]

@@andrewvelonis5940 - She's absolutely Knackered too !!!

[@cosmicbird1850]

She stirs her drinks with a sozzle stick.

[@realkangaroocafevietnam]

@@cosmicbird1850 Exactly 💯

[@cuttyb]

First guy sounds like he knows a whole lot about propane tanks

[@cristiaolson7327]

Funny how the old dude threatened to sue the channel, but its still here, and the video is still up. Guess his lawsuit didn't have a *knee* to stand on. It's not slander/libel if it's the TRUTH.

[@SmokeShadow49311]

I watch tons of these videos. For some reason, it is always Fireball. It is like it makes people get arrested.

[@AllergicToFantasy]

It's not the fireball that's responsible necessarily, it's the kind of people that would drink fireball...

[@richsims6870]

I'm so glad i don't know any of these individuals 😂😅.

[@dabsallday9938]

I’m waiting to see someone from high school 😂😂

[@averythecoolcat]

Imagine his grandkids in school, "Hey, I saw your paw paw on Cops last night!" 🤣🤣

[@pedrofernandez8729]

I'm 71 and still listen to rock and roll, does that make me a rebel?

[@Alex_Mitchell]

Nah. Just another one of us geezers with good taste in music.

[@joshcarter-com]

Depends on what you call rock and roll. 🤘

[@ffvffv5709]

Seems like a closet case with a taste for some cops!

[@douglaswallace5885]

How dum can people be?

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Hate to be "that guy" but there is a b on the end of dumb.

[@rhuephus]

for the same reeeson sum peeple kant spel

[@edwhite7457]

Knee replacements make you whole, they dont stop you from standing still.

[@user-ue1gh4gi2e]

Not always. I have 2 total knee replacements but your knees are never great. Just better. I don’t like standing for long either.

[@susanlewis9351]

Exactly! My husband is 81 and had knee and hip and is in better shape than me at 65!

[@blakefuechtmann]

When i am sober I can't walk straight from my ankle injuries

[@015beans]

Old guy REALLY being the living stereotype out here 🤣😂🤣😂

[@WisconsinCheezeKirb5]

An OG Crown Vic with rotators (lightbar) in 2023 is wild!

[@Ava0908]

What a disgrace.

[@nickTeeKaystrickland]

Goes to show, some people can't grow up even after 70+ years....

[@hunglikeawookie]

Dementia and alcohol..great combination. And the second one why even bother with dui tests he saw her drinking earlier and she ran from a traffic stop. Just arrest her for frick sake.

[@MavicAir1]

Gee I wonder who he voted for. No accountability for his actions.

[@jennydiver100]

Trump.

[@somnuswaltz5586]

Trump voter 110%

[@Perspective125]

Diaperstain Don, of course!

[@yolandaponkers1581]

Definitely a Trumper. No doubt about that.

[@Swilla12]

A Biden voter

[@katyelder.5]

Gramps is a conspiracy theorist😂

[@SpaceMissile]

"look at my knees - I've had both replaced." My grandma had that done and was walking the next day (against her doctor's wishes). she has continued to volunteer for the last eight years with them. obviously every case is different, but I feel like first guy was just making excuses.

[@jennydiver100]

Folks, don't mix xanax and alcohol.

[@jennydiver100]

Spandex is not her friend.😂

[@janetcarbone4213]

Just tell the gentleman that his video did a lot for me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 May he have a long live on the internet

[@ncnovembergrl2009]

I'm looking at you, my eyes are over there.😂

[@Tony-ix4oc]

This is what a 72 yr old looks like that's been drinking everyday for the past 10 years at least. My uncle is the same way and everyone is just waiting for him to die and leave us alone.

[@QuanPookie]

Ummm???

[@bjkarana]

I bet he's really into Qanon.

[@mohar1513]

He was combative and trying to control the situation from the beginning. Also wanted to distract cop as well. What a despicable thing

[@xmateinc]

And they cuffed him in the front. I can only guess why.

[@ieatoutoften872]

Cop: I'm gonna check your eyes ... Driver: Do u want my Xanax (7:24)

[@lindashaw3640]

With all he puts up with I think he needs it more than she does.

[@Catherine1151]

Well, as my Granny would say "isn't he a pip". Good Lord 🤭

[@jeaniehorton5964]

He proves older is not wiser! 🙄🙄👎

[@maricruzfactor]

The guy sounds like a narcissist. I've lived with one before, and they think they can never be in the wrong.

[@SammieSoSubmissive]

3:30 This is a scene from "Trailer Park Boys" 😂😂 Jim Lahey 😂

[@saulgoodman2630]

"I am the liquor"

[@duncanidaho2130]

They yell that they'll sue then plead no contest.

[@jucedcustoms2274]

"I'm looking at you, my eyes are over there!"

[@cyuiyuwyguiyui]

Hmm, ok, so he got scars on knees and his a** Then wants the officer to actually SEE his a** After that, he first wants to kiss the officer, and a bit later he changed his mind and now wants to hit him. After all this he starts to show off his singing skills in the back of the police car And finally, he wants to sue youtube and probably the police.

[@orion7741]

dude, that old guy was hilarious! lol. he had me laughing the whole time.

[@kfallstidi]

The old codger is a seasoned lush...with cork and bottle suntan.

[@Flies2FLL]

MAGA all the way....

[@Mastiffmom1574]

I would never have the patient these officers have! 😂 Woman literally said every excuse...

[@FranktheDachshund]

I am looking at your finger (staring straight ahead)

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Reminds me of one dude that yelled out the direction the finger went rather than following it with his eyes.

[@ChristopherBrown-y3h]

😂🤔🧐🤣 love the officer cool straight chill 💪😂😄🤣

[@coldspring624]

Ha ha haaaa think the old guy is telling the system to pound sand

[@smmurphyy]

Is that you, Roseanne? 😂 ha ha haaaaaa haaawww

[@halfofmyheart3167]

72 years old & he acts like a damn child.

[@jacobcasmus1882]

Cash, Ass or Grass! Everybody knows the rules! Lmao! 🤣

[@XsLordSidious]

Whats wrong with this world today? Everything and nothing but non-sense 👍

[@CODYORMOE]

To be fair, too many people walk around with their pants down all day long.

[@susanlewis9351]

Good one!

[@usedcarsokinawa]

That cops surely just wants to hit the breaks when his face is near the divider!😂😂😂😂