Hey Vsauce, Michael here. How fast can you run?

Original Video: • Why Are Things Creepy?
Audio: • Hey Vsauce, Michael he...
Song: • Jake Chudnow - Moon Me...

[@regal-27]

I’m so glad that youtube is now recommending vsauce horror edits, 10/10

[@sociallyineptsnapper]

You too?

[@josephcrawley7622]

This is the best timeline

[@ttermit]

Bro wtf is going on the youtube started recommending me vsause creepy videos about a week ago and it's still recommending me it

[@sociallyineptsnapper]

@@ttermit KZbin just does that sometimes, it gets a hyper-focus and wants to share it with all of its friends

[@Iz4kiTiago]

same

[@wormy_]

Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here, what if you were defenseless?

[@ventex1352]

Heh, I know your weakness **Or am i?**

[@ultimaxkom8728]

What is muc? To answer that, I'll be showing you what isn't.

[@elfboy-productionzz6815]

Vsauce, Micheal here. *How fast can you dodge an attack?*

[@mjt1517]

Michael*

[@davidklemen5264]

Hey vsauce, micheal here *where are your legs?*

[@hohohodrigues]

Michael is walking at a mild pace towards you, he is immortal and will never stop, no matter where you are. If he ever touches you, you die immediately.

[@justatelescope8124]

he kinda looks like a snail

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

It follows

[@capuchinosofia4771]

Now we need a vsauce versiom of that shia labeauf video 😂

[@goblinthetargetpractice6049]

@@capuchinosofia4771 He's following you, about 30 feet back, He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, He's gaining on you!

[@ericlizama8552]

Decoy Micheal.

[@HONNEKI]

I thought the thumbnail said "RIP" and I was scared Michael Vsauce died. But then I remembered he never really dies.

[@User19sj9n9g]

Wait until march 4 2039 8:33 am

[@boodle399]

No, you saw "rip" but it wasn't for Micheal. I suggest you start running

[@Trinity_editz0]

​@@User19sj9n9g you messed up with month, it's apirl.

[@Trinity_editz0]

​@@boodle399 that's like "Call an ambulance! But not for me."

[@User19sj9n9g]

@BacsarugoCringeMaker My bad that’s entirely on me

[@TheProAtPUBG]

I just realized how vsauce looks extremely uncanny

[@tannerdonkey9939]

He needed an example for his uncanny valley video

[@w_ldan]

Like the dude from "have you seen this man in your dream" creepypasta.

[@chair2945]

I find him weirdly handsome.

[@crazycontraptions1249]

​@@chair2945holy fuck I want some of his vsauce 😩😩😩🥴😋😛😝😜🤪😏😍😗😙😚😘😉

[@lochlanmuir2291]

@@chair2945please say your not a man…

[@desireking5020]

I don’t know why, but I get a sort of primal fear when Vsauce was just looking into the camera, I was expecting a jumpscare, and when it never came,all I’m left with is the feeling that Vsauce is a few miles away from me.

[@lougamerX]

His expression convinced me that if I start running he would start chasing

[@therobloxiangang3218]

​@@lougamerXthe mimic ‼️

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

@@lougamerXhe is observing potential prey, looking for signs of weakness. Stare him down and he will seek out another victim instead.

[@dreamcanvas5321]

Don't worry, he's not a few miles away from you... (He's right behind you! RUN!)

[@Berserker3624]

@@TheCrazyCapMaster carful not to smile or else he’ll mistake you for anther one of his kind. It’s unknown what happens after that.

[@dedoofus]

Every second you aren't running, he is getting closer to you.

[@امعصاملهول]

AUGUST 12 2036 HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 12 2036 HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 12 2036 HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

[@Ion115]

@@امعصاملهول skill issue

[@BroncoBilly10]

@@امعصاملهولStop. The heat death isn’t for like sextillions of years bruv.

[@Bagamum-yes]

Or is he?

[@number2869]

@@امعصاملهول or is it?

[@Eden-kw1kw]

Hey, VSauce. Michael here. Your home security is great.. or is it?

[@Hugo-ih4sw]

Alternatively: Hey, VSauce. Michael here. Your home security is great! I almost couldn’t get in.

[@EchoInTheKettle]

"...and what if I told you, it doesn't matter?"

[@alejandropulidorodriguez9723]

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here. How much torture can a human mind withstand before breaking and leaving the host as a mindless husk?

[@TarsonTalon]

That depends. Some feint at the mere suggestion of torture. But typically the ones who break the fastest are those who have too high an opinion of themselves.

[@heyyou9472]

@@TarsonTalonI would not last very long then; modesty is not my strong suit.

[@alejandropulidorodriguez9723]

@@TarsonTalon how about we take turns torturing each other and give critical commentary on how we feel?

[@Sithepieguy]

​@@alejandropulidorodriguez9723don't do that

[@N51totallynotprivatemilitary]

@@TarsonTalon then i would last for way too long becuse i think of offing myself after a small mistake💀

[@Clock_Man_2763]

*Hey vSauce, Michael here, your home security is great, or is it?…*

[@hhhhhh-zz2fw]

How fast can you run? *INDESCRIBABLY LOUD EAS ALARM*

[@hhhhhh-zz2fw]

There is a typo in this and I do not care

[@dementia4452]

​@@hhhhhh-zz2fwi mean it kind of also sounds correct

[@ultimaxkom8728]

@@hhhhhh-zz2fw Not-caring post-crying gang approved of this message.

[@TheToadFan95]

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[@Bagamum-yes]

@@hhhhhh-zz2fw Or do you?

[@MA_NOH]

0:02 I saw another Michael in the dark....

[@arkzerstranger]

I DID TOO

[@Zoxlo.-0]

​@@arkzerstrangerME TOO

[@marshallthedalmatian2439]

NO WAY HE CREATED PARADOXXXXX

[@marshallthedalmatian2439]

HE EVEN MOVEDDD

[@mikejox]

Scientifically proven you can't run fast enough

[@TarsonTalon]

Guess I'll never catch him, shoot. I'll get that leprechaun's pot of gold eventually!

[@justadodriowhosadioforfun1224]

​@@TarsonTalonMaybe you will never catch him, but he will surely catch you! Start running. He's coming.

[@besherkitaz4529]

Or can you?

[@Gray_Man117]

Or can I?

[@ShadowReaper1227X]

My internet froze at the end where he was staring into the screen. Now THAT'S some immersive KZbin horror right there!! xD

[@CarlJPCayaban]

hey vsauce michael here *HOW WELL IS YOUR SIGHT IN THE DARK*

[@demoz0n866]

Bro stares like Nacho Varga 0:10

[@Camelotsmoon]

At this point Micheal needs to be classified as an SCP lol.

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

Your speed is probably enough to escape me. Or is it? The average human running speed varies based on factors like age, fitness, and gender. A comfortable jog is typically around 5-6 mph (8-10 km/h), equivalent to a 12-15 minute mile (7.5-9.3 min/km). When running moderately, it's around 8-10 mph (13-16 km/h), akin to a 7.5-9 min/mile (4.7-5.6 min/km) pace. Professional athletes, especially sprinters like Usain Bolt, can reach up to 27-28 mph (43-45 km/h) in short sprints (100-200 meters), covering 100 meters in under 10 seconds. Middle-distance runners maintain 12-15 mph (19-24 km/h), while elite marathoners run at 12-13 mph (19-21 km/h) over 26.2 miles, completing marathons in about 2 hours for men and 2 hours and 15 minutes for women. These exceptional speeds require rigorous training, genetics, and specialized coaching. _And you will need at least 20 km/h in escape me_

[@mycherriesarefried]

This guy needs an oscar

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

Thanks! :D@@mycherriesarefried

[@fablearchitect7645]

No one is mentioning the second Michael standing in the dark background

[@Macandsteel]

Oh shit never noticed

[@Addyrail]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING THO, I NOTICED HIM INSTANTLY HE'S SO FUCKIN FREAKY LIKE WTF

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Are the three of you messing with us, or...?

[@fablearchitect7645]

@@ArcanineEspeon 0:02 you can see second Michael in the background standing in front of the door put his glasses on You would have to be blind not to see it

[@VidaNeon]

HOLY SHIT

[@jshasan865]

Imagine your in a forest alone and suddenly some say's " Hey Vsuace Michal here . How fast can you run....? "

[@Lucas-ic5wq]

in the background u can see the shadow monster watching micheal

[@TarsonTalon]

What? Are asking to see if you're fast enough to escape me? UNO REVERSE 100

[@aboda2432]

why do I hear the song outside my house?

[@mycherriesarefried]

If Micheal becomes a boss in ANY game, this has to be his opening

[@XizyMSM]

"hey vsauce, michael here, your speed is way greater than mine! Or is it?"

[@WampUsThyLampUs2654]

you should edit a clip of michael in a forest as well, with him running.. should be on his mind field scariest thing vid, then him screaming audio underlayed 🤣

[@420topon]

Thanks for recommending me this. Here it is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIeogHeopNlmqNE Sadly, i couldnt find a good clip of him running, so i had to make a different ending. Hope you enjoy

[@DeemIsTaken]

"how fast can you run, or can you"

[@dylanalecsovich7599]

I was expecting him to charge at me but he just stood there watching

[@420topon]

He observes you to know when to attack when you least expect it

[@verymuchyes]

He's waiting for you to run. The moment you start running, he starts chasing.

[@AxelKrieger.]

I was expecting a jumpscare But it wasn't needed, his stare was already scary enough

[@zarpp9411]

Who is that person in the background at 0:02?

[@red.animations]

​@@zarpp9411that's michael's shadow foreshadowing how he will wave to you when he finally finds you

[@fresh_skeleboy_6949]

bro the way he looked at the camera and the video ended sent a chill down my spine, it feels like he's actually approaching me

[@otherssingpuree1779]

No matter how fast you run, where ever you go, Michael is always getting closer.

[@petros_adamopoulos]

He's that ant on the rubber band.

[@akkayeps7867]

That is a trick question because Micheal will always be behind you

[@LiminalRook]

My internet connection instantly cutoff after he said “run”. Im worried. And should be.

[@mycherriesarefried]

And then he was never heard of again.

[@watersxo]

Every second you stand still, I am closer

[@BloodMarket]

Imagine the song still playing after the video is over

[@V0L4RE__VIA]

Amazing prank idea: have a speaker outside, and send this video to a friend/family member in the same room as you. Watch them react to the video, and then start playing this music on the outside speaker. The rest is history 😈

[@canadadry5449]

I feel a presence behind me, but I'm afraid to turn around.

[@ruileite2634]

Not fast enough, i'd wager...

[@bigfloppa149]

now "hey, vsauce here, what are your dreams" *appears in your dreams*

[@banartakollin2277]

"No matter what your answer is. It is not enough"

[@Bagamum-yes]

Or is it?

[@CreepinItReal31]

Hey, Vsauce, Michael here, you are going to live a long healthy life! Or are you?

[@CalmItsOkay]

Hey Michael, vsauce here HOW long can you live with severe blood loss

[@SamanthaXY]

I swear the way he is starting at the camera, it would have made ke drop my phone and make a run for it

[@DiverseKitty]

I love this, it is exactly what I thought it would be.

[@Bagamum-yes]

Or is it?

[@like_i_genuenly_dont_know]

“Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Your home security is great… or is it?”

[@uowjin]

Alternative: Hey, vscauce Micheal here. How fast and far can you run before I find you.

[@vankisha]

"Hey Vsauce! Michael here! You fast enough to outrun me. . . . Or are you?"

[@jumentoqueanima]

This is awesome. Or is it?

[@420topon]

What exactly is awesome? Is awesome a good thing? To answer this we must start with roman latrines...

[@jumentoqueanima]

​@@420toponOr do we?

[@enderarchery2153]

I like how the next video is an original "should you eat yourself"... thx Michael

[@acridenjoyer7531]

This felt A LOT longer than 18 seconds.

[@Bagamum-yes]

Or did it?

[@computermariobross]

Vsauce, Michael here. Have you ever missed light? Now you will. turns off the power)

[@Flepsons5552]

"The time you're not running im only getting closer"

[@Goofyahhanimations235]

“Hey Vsauce, micheal here, you are very safe in your house, or are you?”

[@gabrielvanderschmidt2301]

Michael does get a little quirky at night.

[@Bagamum-yes]

Or does he?

[@НечипорукОлександр-о8х]

That clone tries to scare us but we can see that the Real Michael is here.

[@NeverPr]

RUN RUN RUN WAKE UP RUN RUN WAKE UP WAKE UP RUN WAKE UP RUN RUN

[@smugloozr2524]

"Hey vcouce Michael here, youre live. Or are you" pulls out a gun.

[@Anymal104]

Fun fact: You can run faster then the speed of light, as light isn't capable of running. Or is it?

[@gary4689]

Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here. I am death, and I am the scattering.

[@thesalvager3020]

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. You probably think you're safe inside your home right now. But are you really? _*Sounds of window breaking_

[@YAIVAINSIR]

"Hey VSauce, Michael here! Where is your heart?"

[@YoungMan585]

Everytime the music kicks in i physically cannot stop myself from laughing

[@joliwaa8564]

My teacher played a Vsauce video in lesson and I was sat there trying not to biter out laughing the whole time

[@Bagamum-yes]

Or can you?

[@diamondhamster4320]

Vsauce Michal when Vsauce rebrands into a horror and true crime focused content.

[@aziatouchsilent8507]

Unironically, his theme sounds like a music you would hear when someone in a movie is getting chased

[@ferripro9112]

He made me run fast, that's for sure!!!!11!!

[@Apollo1428]

We need a vsauce horror movie

[@Bagamum-yes]

Or do we? Actually yes, we do

[@lightfiendish]

Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here. What if you were unarmed in a dark alley?

[@joesgames7859]

Hey Michael, VSauce here. How fast can you run? This is a threat.

[@momomomomogi]

I wouldn't be surprised if he actually comes out from the screen and starts running after me

[@TrenchWarrior1917]

Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here. You're safe in your own home. Or are you?

[@SpelingNotGoot]

I know I shouldn’t, but I laughed thinking about rubbing his bald head while he was staring into my soul…

[@Dvxd_46]

cool music to run in the garden as a training

[@anotparticularlynotableguy]

Idk why this is in my reccomended but i love it

[@moon-yv1ex]

Every second your not running... im getting closer

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

"Fast enough to kick yo ass" *cracks knuckles*

[@lucastomasello377]

it was missing door knocking sounds

[@impishlyit9780]

The complete desync between the lips and the audio actually adds so much to the uncanny valley feeling lol.

[@chronix1584]

Nothing better than some creepypasta topped with Vsauce

[@Crumpet6969]

Hey, VSauce. Michael here. Your home security is great… Or is it?

[@lightvoid7089]

Heyy, Vsauce, Micheal here. *RUN*

[@_incogni_]

I want a horror entity that is like Micheal with a chopped up speech pattern. Something that is trying to be human. And it killed the real Micheal and had all his thoughts and knowledge

[@firepron3846]

"You are pretty fast. Or are you?"

[@lavender_midnight]

ISTG I HAD A NIGHTMARE WHERE HE WAS CHASING ME AND REPEATING THIS OVER AND OVER

[@somearmeddude7820]

I literally have a video that shows a planet that was laser beamed in the word ‘RUN’

[@FISH_CAKE1]

I love getting these in my recommended WAIT I CAN ONLY RUN 5 MILES AN HOUR

[@wantapples]

he staying and watching patiently after saying that fits better to "how fast can you hide?"

[@cheesymacguy7211]

I can hear the emanation of that music getting closer the end is near.

[@some_european]

Vsauce Michael looks like an alternate or a skin walker or a evolved mimic, or hell, all 3 at once.

[@human7318]

Or can you? *Music intensifies*

[@45hr52]

He looks like realistic Gordon Freeman if he was bald

[@Sick4zzKetchp]

you didn’t search for this video , it searched for you .

[@fiz4400]

Well recently my leg was injured so I think I’ll just accept my demise

[@spartanc173]

Excellent audio, I paused the video and it kept playing. 10/10.

[@Kingtrollface259]

Swear he's a low key serial killer😂

[@thebanman2293]

i was expecting "lets see" or something after asking

[@Boevaia_Pelmeha]

SCP 096 experiment logs be like

[@daxx81194]

Vsauce:- You sure can run, but you won't be able to hide from me. 😀

[@Chillerll]

Hey, Vsauce, Michael here, you are sitting alone in your room watching this. Or are you?

[@INFERNO16321]

When it starts, I guy shows up in the back as Michael walks to the camera...

[@420topon]

even Vsauce cant escape from himself