"Well, we can't all have families." I lost it and had to rewatch that moment several times. 🤣
@amyheath82612 жыл бұрын
I SO wish this would become an animated series. Failing to teach the wolf pack would be a HILARIOUS montage
@blackh9604 Жыл бұрын
Honestly every part was hilarious, them getting battered by aila and sentry, the hard cut to quill having no idea how to teach, over the Lucius with the gauntlet, I was laughing so hard
@Rzharving2 жыл бұрын
58:25 there it is, theres your next t-shirt. "THEYRE SMARTER THAN SENTRY" with like a furious, chibi mark screaming over his dm screen pointing at a rainbow colored turkey or something XD
@ElderonAnalas2 жыл бұрын
2:33:45 Don't forget "GIVE ME MY SKELEYMANS" too ,with mark over the screen with like, bone hands maybe, or like necromancer power lol
@gyrrakavian2 жыл бұрын
It should have "Quill, I heard their screams." in smaller print under that.
@rpgchronicler2 жыл бұрын
Lucius: **Slays rare birds** Druids in the vicinity: I sense a disturbance... **Loads shillelagh with malicious intent.** Rangers in same vicinity: **Nocks arrows with malicious intent.**
@Im-Not-a-Dog2 жыл бұрын
Nature Clerics: *Loads warhammer with religious intent*
@Derploop2 жыл бұрын
Reynard: **Loads crossbow to aid in the genocide**
@ryanphillips41232 жыл бұрын
Boy, these plant infused undead really bring me back. All the way back to episode 1 of the Lightfall Campaign!
@CosmiccNova2 жыл бұрын
58:15 I was listening while wiping down tables at work and Mark yelling just made me start crying laughing. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life
@notarealwriter56342 жыл бұрын
57:50 for birds, the most important timestamp in all of Aerois
@hiei822 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you knew exactly what I clicked the vid for
@travisboothe56702 жыл бұрын
Is Lucius evil now?
@Durzo2 жыл бұрын
First cows, now birds...call the ASPCA.
@rpc8082 жыл бұрын
Poor sentry
@Meehuuu2 жыл бұрын
Same energy as the cow incident.
@Narmocu2 жыл бұрын
This was ABSOLUTELY an "I set the child on fire" moment from Trott. xD
@zachariahnye49532 жыл бұрын
He did something similar in campaign 1
@A2Ztigers Жыл бұрын
He saw his opportunity to be an edgelord for an episode and he absolutely jumped on it. Fuckin' Trott, what a legend.
@Actuallyisvirus2 жыл бұрын
I died somewhere around "THEIR SMARTER THAN SENTRY!"
@Im-Not-a-Dog2 жыл бұрын
Simple Definitions Sentient: Is aware that its alive. Examples include Cats, Dogs, Lizards, Birds, Cows, and probably some plants. Sapient: Contemplates why its alive. Examples include Humans, Hobgoblins, some Ogres, most Giants, possibly Dolphins and Octopuses, AND MOST DEFINITELY THE INTELLIGENCE SCORE 10 AETHERHAWKS!!!
@ErikBPG2 жыл бұрын
"Are they even sentient?!" I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. I WAS DYING
@CaJuJu2 жыл бұрын
"They're smarter than sentry!" killed me XD
@lessonsinfailing2 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep while watching this and had a very weird dream about playing d&d with the high rollers. And, there was a strange accident that killed trott.
@Markcrazeer2 жыл бұрын
Trott or his character?
@lessonsinfailing2 жыл бұрын
@@Markcrazeer trott himself.
@Markcrazeer2 жыл бұрын
@@lessonsinfailing how?
@lessonsinfailing2 жыл бұрын
@@Markcrazeer a book case full of d&d books and terrain fell on him from like 50 feet. For some reason he was in a 50 foot hole or technically chasm.
@ChristophSapinsky2 жыл бұрын
Next time Kim can't play they should have a guest player came and play Tiangong. The conceit for the episode would be that Nova decides to let Tiangong be in charge for the episode. It would be fun to see the guest Tiangong interacting with the crew and summoning a 1hp Nova to aid in combat.
@pamspray52542 жыл бұрын
That's taking the symbiosis to a whole new level, geez! That'd be a sight to behold for sure.
@arcticbanana66 Жыл бұрын
The bird incident reminds me of Role With Me when T-Wig had Speak With Plants active in a corn field when the farmers started harvesting it and could hear all of their screams. "OH GOD!" "IT HURTS SO MUCH!" "I'M ACTUALLY A MASOCHIST SO I KIND OF ENJOY IT!"
@j-mc21442 жыл бұрын
36:37 I'll always laugh at Lucius Orphan jokes 44:34 His smug face lmaoo Edit: Looking back to this timestamp, I was not expecting the horrific events to follow 57:47 D: 1:02:08 What a lad 1:52:24 I love a Xcom WOTC reference. 2:28:28 "Dowser..."
@Looby_Lake2 жыл бұрын
Teen Lucius is a whole entire vibe
@Blasted2Oblivion2 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see how this version of Lucius would interact with Fayeth.
@aramere36502 жыл бұрын
She would NOT like it…
@jonathanhall36402 жыл бұрын
Fayeth generally doesn't get a lot of screen time. I really the relationship would have a bigger impact on the series. But Trott isn't interested in that sort of thing
@Blasted2Oblivion2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanhall3640 Neither was Fayeth if I remember right. The whole marriage was just to get the other wolfpack members off her back.
@Spiceodog2 жыл бұрын
@@Blasted2Oblivion that’s not how I remember it
@mnkyj92 жыл бұрын
I would like Mark to throw a spanner in this where Lucius is offered a political marriage in Gusthaven with another high elf family. Does he stay with Fayeth or take all the benefits of the noble marriage.
@travisboothe56702 жыл бұрын
I love the last minute noises when they come back from transitions!
@Crispi12602 жыл бұрын
Brilliantly funny. Always love it when there is a general breakdown among the players, and it’s been a while since Mark has lost it. It would have been interesting to see what Kim would have done had she been there.
@cheat2002 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed this hard in a while! It was just pure unadulterated chaos from Lucius in all the best ways
@BDTMack2 жыл бұрын
Wow! Only watched the intro so far but the fact that your going to play with Scott Major for the Campaign 3 prelude is awesome! I was intrigued to see it before but now I'm super hyped!
@renshank67362 жыл бұрын
Making Trott a teenager was a mistake. XD
@rpgchronicler2 жыл бұрын
@@derschwartzadder if he's right imagine Lucius looking back on that moment.
@animewarrior32 жыл бұрын
@@derschwartzadder true, but there are actually chemicals in your brain that will cause behavioral differences anyway even at the conscious level
@HeyHogla Жыл бұрын
Blooming heck i can't breathe so funny. Kiddo is looking at me as if I've lost my mind 😂😂 Man the laughter is infectious and this is now one of my favourite episodes
@yuzik012 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ the bird thing 😂😭 It was already bad enough when it happened but then yall went and made it 1000 times worse with the last thoughts... Ahhh I can't be dying of laughter at work, please 🤣
@lolageez12 жыл бұрын
I love the "Office" style look to the camera Katie does everytime Lucius does something edgy this episode
@mme.veronica7352 жыл бұрын
46:56 The way distant spell metamagic works is the doubles the distance it can appear from, not the AoE. As was mentioned Cone of Cold's range is Self so it cannot benefit from distant spell.
@B0nd072 жыл бұрын
Exactly. "Area" is not "Range" and therefore can't be doubled. Plus, as Mark pointed out, increasing the area would be ridiculous for a lot of spells.
@Im-Not-a-Dog2 жыл бұрын
Double Area Meteor Swarm would basically be a city killer.
@FrumpybutSuperSmart2 жыл бұрын
The Aether Hawk scene genuinely made my heart ache.
@T3hIluvatar Жыл бұрын
I feel like this combat would've been absolutely demolished by Lucius casting fly on like 7th level to get everyone and they could just blast the zombies from above :D
@emmanuelacosta53712 жыл бұрын
🤓 akshwallee: When you cast Sunbeam, the line goes out and does damage, however, what remains is a mote of light in your hand that sheds sunlight in a 30/30 radius, not a line of light.
@angst_2 жыл бұрын
Carl is a pretty good name for a bird. CAW-rl.
@hepcatredbeard6377 ай бұрын
Trying to put an end to Morseless killers, with a Taggart on their backs from Kellara.
@gothmissstress10 ай бұрын
Lucious's subtle change at roleplaying a 19 year old is so cool
@ItZoTom Жыл бұрын
Really liking the minion system, seems to work really well for these type of encounters!
@michaellorsi64672 жыл бұрын
omfg the whole bird situation had me laughing so hard i ended up giving myself a headache. x'D
@pauraiccleary69002 жыл бұрын
I need this entire fiasco in clip form to watch on repeat when I want to laugh 😂
@lincolnsummers12352 жыл бұрын
Loving the minion system!!! Think I might use a variant where AC always affects their damage reducing by the targets AC but then could adjust the minions damage to make it as threatening 🤷♂️
@blmus2 жыл бұрын
oh....oh Mark....poor choice of words. "Cold blooded" indeed sir 🤣
@GothicKitty13132 жыл бұрын
Well.... The bird bit made me laugh silents so hard at work, a colleague actually came over to check I was ok and wasn't crying :') well done
@laurenwoods36092 жыл бұрын
2 days after watching and I'm still cracking up over 'yeah I know what I did'
@JAPAGaming32 жыл бұрын
It's the Cow incident all over again.
@violeth22552 жыл бұрын
2:29:15 Excuse me Mark, the middle of the Hadar!?!
@panthersnbraves2 жыл бұрын
I'm in the beginning of the camp battle, and wondering if/when Turn Undead will happen. Let's find out if the cleric remembers...
@panthersnbraves2 жыл бұрын
He was saving it. Mentioned at end...
@gentlegiant46632 жыл бұрын
Trott just avoided certain death by not casting dancing lights while flying cause its also a consecration cantrip
@n00bruler6711 ай бұрын
Jungle is massive
@EverlastingEclipse2 жыл бұрын
So Teen Lucius is neutral evil I guess? How often do they forget aura of warding?
@TheBiggreenpig2 жыл бұрын
He was always evil. He massacred a cow too.
@elmerthiendoesgames90612 жыл бұрын
I think he has issues with birds.
@JupiterTheWizard2 жыл бұрын
I don't think the Aura would have helped. that was a lot of damage for an animal to take.
@Im-Not-a-Dog2 жыл бұрын
Teen Lucius is Neutral IDGAF.
@theeutecticpoint2 жыл бұрын
Excellent session everyone!
@omabep2 жыл бұрын
i wish there was more teamplay in the battle against the skeletons... if i were to play, i would have lucius hold lushious light, so the stormchaser could hit the horde, AFTER nova should dimentiondoor ther party away from the horde, and obliterate the horde... also i would've attacked the deadroot more, with the idea that this is maybe the commander of the enemies(in hope that if it is dead, that the rest of de skellyboyes would just perish) and wall of ice would also really help out in this battle... and also, i would have had quill keep on healing the party constantly, and make more use of AOE spells from lucius that destructive wave of sentry though...... best move in the whole battle!
@utopia21122 жыл бұрын
@58:14 Mark finally cracks and starts channeling Basil Fawlty on a rampage.
@DarthFetid2 жыл бұрын
Lucious, that is almost conduct unbecoming a gentleman and an officer. lol, are they sentient.
@Sorenzo2 жыл бұрын
I blame Quill for foiling Sentry's plan to befriend the birds.
@Jopsyduck2 жыл бұрын
I'm now dying laughing because of those beautiful birbs callously murdered by Lucius.
@ZebMeierWatz2 жыл бұрын
I miss the break where Tom read comments and there were goofing off. You should bring that back even in the studio
@naughtydred85382 жыл бұрын
Quill not eating birds would be the same as refusing all mammals as a human. Might as well be veggie at that point
@tumbleweed1551 Жыл бұрын
It’s like being a fish person, and not eating the food that lives around them. Birds, eat birds. It’s, a bit odd
@therealianquick13 күн бұрын
felt bad seeing rhiannon get kind of steamrolled in the aetherhawk encounter. she said basically immediately she was going to cast speak with animals followed by “actually before rhiannon does that, i do this” and then she wasn’t even able to do the thing she wanted to do.
@christiandiaz34592 жыл бұрын
if anything terminal velocity would only apply to the ice block birds lol, which only fall at the rate gravity can accelerate their dead bodies hahaha..while Lucius' flight is "powered", terminal velocity does not apply. Imagine Lucius and the birds both dropping out of the sky (which would be aproximately the same speed, since weight does not affect the acceleration or speed of a falling object.) but Lucius would also be able to increase his speed with the extra boost from fly movement, while a dead ice bird would just fall..also Ice floats on water >.>
@Derploop2 жыл бұрын
As much as I understand the reasoning, I don't like how these swarms worked. Not rolling to hit meant they were basically auto-hitting every single attack, regardless of AC. I feel like these mass swarms are the kind of encounter where high AC characters gain the most sense of 'look at how cool I am' from shrugging off mass attacks, and that sucks. Not, not rolling 30 attacks a round, but not giving them the chance for their AC to be effective. Maybe it's out of consideration of the fact that all the party has incredibly low AC for their tier that Mark decided not to worry about it. I can only imagine how shit that would be if you were playing a bladesinger, for example, though.
@A2Ztigers Жыл бұрын
I read this title as Into The Urethra
@renshank67362 жыл бұрын
Quill is so hilariously shady.
@DavidMusic5885 Жыл бұрын
57:20 perfection
@amyheath82612 жыл бұрын
I’m now imagining Sentry making turkey gobble noises projected by lucius’ staff
@Nayphun Жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious. Edgy Lucius is tragic
@Sorenzo2 жыл бұрын
I would've though the problem with teaching the wolf pack cover tactics is that they'd already be fairly proficient. They must have done drills for ship-to-ship conflict, so they're probably practiced in taking cover behind the railings and popping up to shoot at the right time and such.
@Sorenzo2 жыл бұрын
If you have to roll a lot of saves with advantage, just roll one die and re-roll the failures only. That's logically the same as rolling two dice every time, except you skip the unnecessary second rolls where the first would've been enough.
@warforged79 Жыл бұрын
Damn Lucius Cold blooded
@Badgerstaff2 жыл бұрын
Quill's whole aversion to eating birds is just silly.. bird eat other birds all the time. I have seen chickens swallow newly hatched chicks whole. They do NOT care about cannibalism. And if he's a hawk he can't possibly be surviving on seeds.
@rpgchronicler2 жыл бұрын
Methinks he's too guilty on getting ravenous against a rare bird.
@elmerthiendoesgames90612 жыл бұрын
Non-sentient birds don't care about canibalism. Plus these are also hawks. It would be like a human eating a monkey, or that time Donald Duck went duck hunting.
@Jayzor922 жыл бұрын
He has eaten other bird flesh before, I think it's just Tom rolling with whatever is funnier at the time.
@Im-Not-a-Dog2 жыл бұрын
Its not cannibalistic if its not the same species as you. A Human eating another mammal isnt cannibalism unless that mammal is a Human, Quill eating another bird isnt cannibalism unless the bird is an Aarakocra.
@Im-Not-a-Dog2 жыл бұрын
@@elmerthiendoesgames9061 There are several countires where humans do eat monkey. Its not half as uncommon as you would think. Bush Meat markets are fairly common in most places that arent Europe or North America.
@wyattfrye82622 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Vala they just keep pushing this girl with all these shenanigans. Max needs to take her on a date around Gusthaven or some place Edit: man protection from evil and good is underrated
@spectra200002 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, I have not laughed that hard in ages. The "yes of course they're sentiment" had me on the floor struggling to breathe.
@ItZoTom Жыл бұрын
Holy shit Trott, nooo 😭
@danielollett9783 Жыл бұрын
I read your comment as "Holy shot Tritt, nooo" 😂😂😂 I'm tired
@hunterkuzik2130 Жыл бұрын
Kim leaves for 1 episode Those poor birds
@hunterkuzik2130 Жыл бұрын
Remember when Lucius was a bird last episode!!
@Jacco-JJ2 жыл бұрын
Im so mad I cant make it to twitch con, I live in Amsterdam and u guys are finally there :((
@ddienst2 жыл бұрын
No actual Etherhawks were harmed in the filming of this episode..
@amyheath82612 жыл бұрын
The cows did not attack them. That was also cold-blooded murder.
@tankul1234 Жыл бұрын
It's the cow's all over again. lol love it dnd humor. Animal cruelty bad but dnd humor good.
@IcsulX Жыл бұрын
Mark is always such a C word with poor Tom =)) They have a weird relationship.
@oliverc73482 жыл бұрын
What DM screen is mark Using Here? It is very nice!
@elijahdrippy74752 жыл бұрын
I feel like when Lucius threw out the vitriolic sphere on Aila he stopped changing the 1 to 2 from his magic adept 2:05:05
@Markcrazeer2 жыл бұрын
yes, his name is bone eater that soon morphs into Bonita as they find themselves.
@MyMikeparker2 жыл бұрын
Worst bird moment in Aerois history. Starbane level actions there.
@rpgchronicler2 жыл бұрын
This is the cow episode all over again.
@dethmin1732 жыл бұрын
I am traumatized
@wolfpup91622 жыл бұрын
Don’t all clerics have turn undead which can instantly destroy some level of undead instantly if they fail a wisdom save to not be turned? Thus, meaning Quill could kill like 4 groups of undead instantly if they will all fail the saving throws straight away
@wolfpup91622 жыл бұрын
Ignore comment just got to where Tom mentions turn undead
@Greenfire7142 жыл бұрын
another great episode !
@travisboothe56702 жыл бұрын
11:22 WHOA!
@vertigine693 ай бұрын
But honestly, what were they expecting from Lucius, the Cow Slayer
@tikaepixwhom6666 ай бұрын
"Do you or do you not feel bone-eata?" "..I feel bone-eata" ...I'm sorry
@abark142 жыл бұрын
Personally I'm more mad at Mark than Trott. I feel like he should have given the cleric of magic a chance to change his mind once he read humanoid, but that's just me as a DM, to each their own.
@laurenwoods36092 жыл бұрын
Eh, a situation this small and throwaway, it's pretty valid to use it as a gentle rebuke for someone who has been playing the character for 2+ years and should know their sheet by now :p besides, the result was damn hilarious, so we all were the real winners here :-)
@Cookiesandcreamss2 жыл бұрын
20:45 36:36 Jesus Christ Lucius 46:00 51:10 1:06:16
@brandonvanscoycloud64692 жыл бұрын
Weird question. IS Final Fantasy just one giant anti-smoking ad? I mean Marlboros are evil........
@wolfpup91622 жыл бұрын
Can characters with melee attacks, Aila and Sentry, not use the cleave action to cleave through several enemies at once?
@wolfpup91622 жыл бұрын
It would raise the AC a bit but it doesn’t see like it would of made much of a difference for them as otherwise it seems like wasted damage
@wolfpup91622 жыл бұрын
*seem like
@xininjaaix78732 жыл бұрын
Cleave is an optional rule in the DMG that I presume mark doesn't use. But mark does sometimes allow stuff like that if it fits the narrative so 🤷♂️
@Joestone19842 жыл бұрын
I think people are making too much out of the birds dying. Yes they may be rare or beautiful but creatures that are beautiful die in nature all the time and that’s the cycle of life. Granted they are not frozen instantly in a single terrifying moment but still, birds die and life move on.
@amyheath82612 жыл бұрын
How does Sentry have a -1 for History, she lived in history
@travisboothe56702 жыл бұрын
Is Lucius evil now?
@cyranojohnson87712 жыл бұрын
No, he's just a teenaged dude.
@renshank67362 жыл бұрын
He's 100% evil because of Trott's interpretation of teenagers. XD
@damian010619732 жыл бұрын
Teenage Male/Evil....basically the same.
@Gothic_Analogue2 жыл бұрын
No, he’s impulsive and dour due to having the physical brain chemistry of a pubescent elf.
@jakeforsyth24092 жыл бұрын
Yo Mario tho
@d36class2 жыл бұрын
2:02:01 Cheeky little Metallica reference I hope
@Joestone19842 жыл бұрын
I get that it was for RP sakes but really if he retained all of his knowledge and experience then why would his mentality change just because his physical age was different? There are potions in DnD that alter the age of a creature but it doesn’t alter their personality. So I don’t really think he should of changed his mentality at all. But again I’ll say I get that it was an RP choice and that’s fine as well.
@totallycarbon21062 жыл бұрын
If you want to get science-y then maybe it's brain chemistry and stuff. Got those more adolescent hormone levels affecting his mood.
@Jayzor922 жыл бұрын
@@totallycarbon2106 as someone who's on hormone therapy... Yes! Going through puberty just makes you irritable and whatnot sometimes, even when you've already done it before.
@sheevanevahdunrong18742 жыл бұрын
I'd like to watch mark larp
@zelozoem2 жыл бұрын
Hmmm first dislike I've ever given a high rollars video. I think someone needs a time out in prison(not their room), or plummet out of the sky themselves
@mrCetus2 жыл бұрын
58:15 I was listening while wiping down tables at work and Mark yelling just made me start crying laughing. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life