High School Musical Is A Pretty Weird Movie

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the plot to high school musical is absolutely ridiculous
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[@jarvis]

what team?

[@loser_moon5639]

Hellooooo

[@mihhuel]

Jarvis Johnson heyo

[@AnguishedMan]

First

[@flynn1691]

Jarvis Johnson wildcats!

[@ehmurson]

Jarvis Johnson WILDCATS

[@TainaElisabeth]

Are we gonna mention that sharpay and ryan were 100% deserving of the leads having years of theater experience, while all that troy and gabriella could do was stand still and stare into each other’s eyes

[@marinacroy1338]

YES TOTALLY Sharpay and Ryan lowkey dedicated themselves to getting that part and worked so hard to do an AMAZING audition but they loose it to Gabriella and Troy who have zero experience

[@vinceaballa7401]

Sharpay's character have so much development and thats why i love her

[@crystalleyvonne818]

Another Victorious sitch

[@venusastro_]

Film theory.

[@marcellava]

@@parkchimmin7913 Yoooo, I loved that movie as a kid, I always got bored whenever HSM was on and changed the channel, I was only interest in Sharpay’s and Ryan’s parts, they were the most interesting characters for me, so when they made a movie for Sharpay I was ecstatic, much prefer than HSM

[@cloverdeityhearted8729]

I can't believe you said "zip zap zop" is the weirdest lyric when "flop like a mop" is the next sentence

[@olivial247]

I thought it was "pop like a mop"?? Not that that makes any more sense...

[@abigailvanlangen4078]

I thought it was “bop like a mop”

[@cloverdeityhearted8729]

Olivia L i actually looked it up for this joke because i did too, but its flop apparently!

[@vidzeerox]

This made me laugh so hard!!!

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

In Maltese, we have a similar sounding word - 'żobb' (pronounced zob/zop). So, translated, 'zip zap zop' becomes 'zip zap cock'. Yup. It's slang for cock and I can't take high school musical seriously. Ever.

[@offwiththemheads]

Nobody: Ryan (gayly and whitely): "arrrrrrrriba!"

[@bweeeeniee1131]

That's why I love Ryan

[@bird2034]

Yeah that wouldn’t fly today lmaoooo

[@kirin1230]

Gayly and Whitely. Lmao.

[@fatchicken3535]

I’ve heard whitely but not gayly

[@rachelleredd8803]

@First name Last name different meaning tho

[@HeroofWind]

Troy uses “fake right, break left” as much as Harry Potter uses “Expelliarmus”

[@Elle-cy3eu]

Hero of Wind haha totally

[@luciusabraxasmalfoy-snape1031]

Dayum

[@ulasonal]

nah

[@saltmiester720]

Whats harry poter?

[@ulasonal]

@@saltmiester720 nice try troll

[@tyleredwards1689]

Basketball dad: He’s about to say his first words! Troy: F-f- faking right, break left Basketball dad: My boy

[@colinwong1059]

Maybe he faked being a girl but then he became a boy???

[@Ilovewomenandmen]

Colin Wong what?

[@SlivCommique]

My boys first words Troy: f f football and messi *baby found in dumpster*

[@magicalCommander]

F f f for a great low rate you can get online go to the general and save some time

[@itsyourbestfriendspinel6738]

Tallix omg I like that commercial Sorry I meant LOVE

[@completelyoriginalname2701]

“A victory for Gabriella, and a crushing loss for the laws of physics.” I’m laughing... On the inside

[@jessicashelley6572]

420th like

[@helenrachael11]

Lol

[@XenalinaRose]

I screamed out loud

[@wheatywhaffle7344]

laughing on the inside dying on the outside

[@monique7885]

“Appears on her balcony like a serial killer.” Funny because Zac Efron played Ted Bundy

[@minna6342]

WHYYYY IS THIS NOT TOP COMMENT I COMPLETELY FORGOT THIS OMFG

[@Tw0Dots]

He played as W H O ?

[@tret953]

I read this as he “is Ted bundy”

[@adyaparamitaputripratama2786]

What's funnier is both Troy Bolton and Ted Bundy have the same initial (TB) and somehow they both played by Zac Efron. Huh, coincidence much?

[@shellbeebo]

@@adyaparamitaputripratama2786 this comment made me clutch pearls because h o w

[@simone991]

East High: Wild Cats West High: Mild Cats

[@jamesdizon5133]

𝚕𝕠𝐥

[@internetuser9773]

No no no Calm dogs

[@marceline3333]

Cild wats

[@carlcarlington7317]

Troy: "dad Have you ever thought about not playing basketball?" dad: "do you mean playing more basketball?"

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

I don't get it?

[@brunoglopes]

“Do you mean not playing basketball ENOUGH?”

[@HaloFallxx]

@@daichisawamura20yearsago64 r/woosh

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

@@HaloFallxx huh lol what does r/whoosh mean?

[@evildokkanworld5126]

@@daichisawamura20yearsago64 it means that the joke *didn't* fly over your eyes

[@rinaberman7686]

"Evaporate, tall person!" Incredible.

[@quasquasquas]

I’d probably saw that if I was 10 And obsessed with being short

[@rinaberman7686]

I am very short, so honestly this is a mood sometimes, LMAO

[@kelseyrobinson1917]

this line has aged like fine wine. Is it ridiculous? Hell yes. But is it perfect? HELL YES.

[@rinaberman7686]

@@kelseyrobinson1917 Ashley Tisdale is a national treasure.

[@Myaccount923]

T B 20 Hail Mary’s

[@lousmall8610]

Are we gona ignore the fact that Jarvis like.. an AMAZING singing voice?!?!

[@ilpb3694]

Jeez, I was looking for this kind of comment. I love that he can dance, too

[@justjose8002]

IKR

[@sxpphs]

and he can dance?!

[@crunkbunny9003]

He can dance and sing? He has the package I want.

[@Miabia1000]

yeah that sold me, im in love with Jarvis

[@Lovinia1]

“Young adult party” was usually meant to get 5 to 20 year olds out of the room to make room for the adults booze party. So basically free childcare.

[@tyfalcon467]

Chad: aggressively hetero Ryan: dance? Chad: no. *Chad and Ryan dance and mysteriously have switched clothes*

[@nosferat-ew]

Ty Falcon “aggressively hetero” I love it lol

[@tyfalcon467]

@@nosferat-ew like rides around in a big red F150, eats a hot dog after saying "no homo" fifteen times, talks about how good he is at sex but doesnt believe in the female orgasm.

[@JonasDAtlas]

@@tyfalcon467 You've got a point. Wonder if the writers are playing with this intentionally, but given that it was 2007, I guess we're supposed to take this at face value. Or maybe I'm just not giving the writers of High School Musical enough credit, but that sentence sounds ridiculous enough I'm not considering it.

[@starsinthedarkness6315]

Aggressively hetero. You've earned your like

[@adriansarkisov7927]

@@JonasDAtlas The director and the actor of Ryan actually both wanted to clearly show that Ryan was gay but Disney didn't want that. So the actor of Ryan made out with the one who played Zeke in one scene which ended up in bloopers of the HM 3. This song is suppose to represent bisexuality and the struggle of being closeted.

[@stevefilms1997]

Can skillshare even teach me how to fake right and go left?

[@leenahall9834]

😂😂😂

[@seangruner1023]

Leena Hall bro you just posted cringe

[@user-sl3lg7ze8v]

NordVPN

[@Sam-qx6ug]

yes. yes it can

[@ygobe2]

@@user-sl3lg7ze8v can nordvpn protect me from troy breaking left

[@myahackeberg9755]

you call it a "comical theatre accent" but my drama teacher talks EXACTLY like this I swear

[@Oh_liv_ee_AY]

EXACTLY

[@katie8881]

Zach Efron was my first celebrity crush. Years later, when my childhood crush turned to adult neutral indifference, I had a dream that he rejected me and I woke up from SOBBING. That's the true HSM legacy.

[@traditionalnative]

I was having a bad night and this made me laugh out loud, thank you 🤣

[@pythondrink]

Lol what?

[@spiderquinnn]

"Who is just a basketball that has assumed human form." I'm cackling.

[@sophiathedandilioness]

I came across your comment right before he said it, made the whole thing that much better 🤣

[@foolishdonut]

13:25 is the funniest skit about that. I love Jarvis. I never would have thought that 😂

[@misseli1]

*Chad:* I hate musicals! *Also Chad:* Do you know Michael Crawford from Phantom of the Opera?

[@ashley-jy4xo]

EXACTLY LIKE I THOUGHT U JUST SAID U HATED MUSICALS BUT YET U KNOW THIS INFO

[@DuckQuac]

*S E E M S L E G I T*

[@beachballssideaccount]

He's not just from Phantom of the Opera. He's from a *cereal box*

[@MrsMoonify]

Chad in HSM2: I don't dance! Chad is HSM1: Does lots of dancing

[@beachballssideaccount]

Chad's just a hypocrite.

[@reallyfamousyoutuber]

To be fair, I’d watch the hell out of “the secondary school symphony”

[@reallyfamousyoutuber]

.... and use the hell out of “search the internet.com”

[@Lauren-fi2rd]

Zack effron looked 16 for like 5 years and then suddenly he’s like 32

[@holdenwolfe9668]

Gabriela: Too smart AND too beautiful My Story Animations: That just gave me an idea!

[@InternetLoser-rc2vs]

What about They Actually Animated My Story

[@DarthMauldinOfficial]

Jasg04 Incognito hell yes

[@anonymousarmadillo2724]

Hahahhhahhaa

[@JackAndP]

My Story Animations: Hold my beer.

[@guscox9651]

Heehe

[@zuko1569]

Chad: _"you're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator"_ My brain trying to remember High School Musical: _So she's a cannibal?_

[@mxrazy]

I still dont get it.

[@mothiestman4995]

@@mxrazy Bodies have to be refrigerated while they wait to be buried. A classic murderer trope is the body in the fridge. He was threatening to off Troy.

[@ulpla1210]

wh what does it mean

[@emmanuelgonzalez5866]

hahahahahah hahahahahah

[@Amandamaenam]

uhh no... pretty sure his mom was a theatre fan and put pictures of famous actors on her fridge? i don’t think Disney would go that far lol

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Calling Coach Bolton a “basketball that’s assumed human form” is... easily the best way Bart Johnson has ever been described.

[@jaynenunya6070]

HIS FIRST NAME IS BART??????

[@Alicat2911]

​@@jaynenunya6070 Yes, and he's also married to Blake Lively's sister

[@lunamothfitzpatrick7571]

They Actually Animated My Story: “I’m too smart and too pretty and it’s bad. ☹️” 😂

[@thehumanpokedex8710]

Is this a joke?

[@delphinium1989]

@@thehumanpokedex8710 look up that channel it's a parody account Jarvis did

[@thehumanpokedex8710]

Oh.

[@heulwenrhosyn9625]

Best comment 😂

[@user-km8od7jp2t]

His mom died in car crash. She faked left and then broke the car

[@sophie_manophie820]

Sebella Steele no

[@sophie_manophie820]

Stop

[@dat_gurl_ovah_der4932]

I shouldn’t laugh I’m sorry 🤣😂

[@rk-wq2wb]

uggh why am i laughing this is so morbid😂😂

[@theresagreen1924]

She faked left and broke her right leg

[@devin860]

“Gabriella is too smart, and too beautiful. It’s a real struggle for a character.” Well yeah, ever watched My Story Animated?

[@quinten6182]

Devin Kroghly there is also another story like that! It is from “they actually animated my story”

[@who3033]

@@quinten6182 You mean Jarvis's second channel?

[@indiegala281]

Voltage r/woooosh

[@benjaminogden27]

This Gabriella fella sounds like a real Mr. Struggle

[@isabelleokala1457]

@@benjaminogden27 No one wants a Mr. Struggle

[@ryker5457]

Ok ryan is actually the greatest character in the entire movie and I need to see more of him

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Also he’s gay so-

[@kirin1230]

@@he.said.teenjiejer So?

[@kirin1230]

Agreed

[@ryker5457]

@@he.said.teenjiejer best part

[@QIANAXX]

Sharpay is my favorite 😌💅🏾

[@GCWeber]

I played Coach Bolton in a middle school production of this show. A few memories: 1. They gave me a whistle. Which was a mistake. God I loved that whistle. No one else loved it, but I did. 2. In the last scene, I had to hug the actor who played Troy... who was about half my height 3. The actor who played Troy kept calling me "daddy" during rehearsals 4. The actors who played Sharpay and Ryan were, respectively, one of the nicest, quietest girls I've ever met and a tiny adorable sixth grader. Those two... well, they tried. 5. My name was misspelled in the program. Not my real name, that was spelled fine. But my character was listed as "Couch Bolton." Couch. With a u. EDIT 6. The kid who played Chad got suspended so he was replaced last minute with Troy's younger sister, and Chad was quickly rewritten as Chloe and her relationship with Taylor was written out.

[@menhera758]

they should have kept the relationship with taylor

[@GCWeber]

@@menhera758 they should've but it was a middle school in a relatively religious area and that family was religious so *shrug*

[@Ruby.The.Shadow]

Couch Bolton 😂

[@GCWeber]

@@Ruby.The.Shadow thanks for bringing this memory back, gave me a nice 1 am laugh haha

[@calowenby1654]

I am very happy to have read this.

[@justafellerwithnoprofilepi4546]

Boys cry during Endgame. Real men cry during *_High School Musical_*

[@pokeguyzilla5597]

I understand how Gabriella feels. I am too hansome, too intelligent, and too powerful. I live such a hard life. Edit: Another problem of mine: I am just too humble. Like, people compare me to Ghandi. My life is hell. #relatable.

[@danieln7777]

Same bro

[@howdypardner6278]

AlPhA MaLe

[@SkylerrClips]

*handsome

[@raincoatdog]

I'm waiting for someone to get wooooshed

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

#relatable

[@cameronbennett5085]

“what the heck are those two DOING IN A TREE” 😂😂

[@schnips94]

I'm gonna use "evaporate, tall person" as much as humanly possible now

[@tsundor1]

honestly the only explanation i can think of for why sharpay and ryan don't find anything wrong with having played many lovers roles is because ryan is way too gay to see anything romantic about it lol

[@janaterbio8010]

AYYYEEE!!! YES!!

[@snakewithapen5489]

Ryan is a legend and deserves so much better lmao

[@dorcas.tpembele6333]

But aren't they like related?

[@janaterbio8010]

@@dorcas.tpembele6333 Yeah they are. But I guess since they are just so used to it, that they don't give a shit. Its like, if you and your twin were always chosen to be the evil henchmen everytime, things get real numb when it happens all too often.

[@TC-fw5bm]

Jarvis: Do you want more videos like this? Everyone: Do what makes you happy, you beautiful man.

[@PikaCamTM]

Hey I’m the first comment Ik this was irrelevant

[@TheBlueGamer567]

You forgot to say no homo

[@sarujay1533]

Billy Bob who cares, its a joke

[@ewwwitsangie6020]

WILDCATSSSS!!!!!

[@billsetag8777]

Oooooh Jarvis, did you know that popcorn tickles the feet quite well?

[@imnotacarrotbut7768]

1:11 “ I was 14 when the movie came out” Me: ah cool my age “Which by all accounts is too old to still be watching the Disney channel! Me: ):

[@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528]

As a 21 year old, I'm going to tell you something I wish someone had told me at your age. You should never stop watching something you enjoy because it's "kid stuff". I and almost every adult I know still watch things that are considered "kid stuff". We just watch those things in addition to shows catered more towards adults.

[@pythondrink]

@@theyoutubecommentepidemic5528 Great take there 👌

[@magnitude10199]

I'm 21, and I had a HSM marathon with my college roommates literally two months ago, and we unironically enjoyed it. Have fun!!

[@jays.4969]

We all know that Chad’s hatred for theater was just internalized homophobia 😔

[@KayGee_yt]

EVAPORATE TALL PERSON! Thank you for reminding me of the best line in cinematic history

[@da14a49]

Lmfao

[@ItsSashaSky]

😂😭

[@acasha2182]

666 likes? I'm not changing that get someone else to do it.

[@Why-uo7cj]

I F U C K I N G L O V E T H A T L I N E 。Issa grate line

[@Slevana5]

I lose my shit every time the dad says "What the heck are those kids doing in a tree!" The way he says each word is so off, but funny.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

WHAT the heck are those kids DOING in a TREE

[@CadetSparkleWolf]

😂

[@LordMangudai]

It's a Brendan Fraser-ass line reading and I'm 100% here for it

[@121fedrick]

Yo that’s literally my favorite line of the movie 😂

[@juicyjny]

Funniest line in the entire movie hands down

[@xxkori123xx]

A year later and I'm still waiting for Jarvis to talk about the second and third HSM movies

[@aarishowton8037]

Sharpei: “Evaporate, tall person!” Me, 5’3”: relatable

[@lexydakitten5102]

"they kiss with their eyes" boy, am i glad that wasn't literal.. id be terrified. edit forgot that this comment existed but when did so many people agree what

[@sourgreendolly7685]

I read this comment at 11pm, I’m gonna have nightmares 😂

[@ayarcy5303]

Cursed.

[@perpetratorofskulduggery957]

I wasn't looking at the screen when he said that

[@chrisneill9598]

Have you seen Rick and Morty?

[@baconsoda7011]

Ethan M Just cut it off my guy problem solved

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

Suite life of Zach and Cody did an episode where they did high school musical. It was one of my favourite episodes just because if this recurring joke: Maddie: "someone told me I look like the girl that played Sharpay" Someone else: "eh, I dont see it.."

[@misterodfox]

A Voice Crying Out I remember that lol everyone trashes Maddie that episode

[@katnippy]

I got so MAD when they didn’t notice 💀

[@derismiccube2414]

There was also a joke in Hannah Montana with Corbin Bleu (Who played Chad) talking about a high school musical, Disney was kind of self aware that they recycled actors

[@hyperfixationcentral6200]

I jam to that episode "bop to the top"

[@wonderlust1308]

And I remember my mam getting mad and saying “she’s the same girl why are they stupid??” And me, being the young child, had to tell her *that* was the joke.

[@carlymurphy2621]

It’s been almost 14 years and I still can’t figure out why this took place in New Mexico???

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Except... it was FILMED in Salt Lake City... but they’re in “Albuquerque...”

[@LeonaLeZard]

I just realized Jarvis looks like Troy and Gabriella’s hypothetical child........

[@card5509]

Chad just..... Doesn't strike me as a Chad.

[@dude4418]

Lol is it cuz he's black?

[@saffiyasmith4113]

Yeah, I expect Chads to be idiots

[@iamabee4452]

He feels like a Josh

[@Bubdiddly]

B. Haughton why’s this so accurate

[@amd3728]

He feels like a James ngl

[@_y0inks581]

Did she just say "Evaporate, tall person!" ? Why aren't more people talking about this??

[@burzwild2292]

Please change your physical state of matter, human of above-average height

[@dappergirl155]

Exsquueze mweee??????

[@fossforever512]

As a tall person this makes me sad

[@ninaziz2639]

Its called heightism

[@carp3751]

we watched hsm at school and that was what everyone was talking about for the rest of the year

[@ellieb.1231]

"Because the strongest force at East High isn't the Wildcats, it's the WiFi" I mean, with that kind of real-time resolution, in 2006? … YEAH.

[@yejiluvrr]

So not very strong

[@BMTBigBoy]

Is no one going to talk about how high school musical is just a more child friendly version of Grease ?

[@halliefritsch]

the way i’ve been saying this to my friends but they refuse to listen bc “it’s not grease it’s romeo and juliet” no it’s literally grease

[@Juliet-ow1wy]

Literally every thing you describe cam be described in grease aswell

[@purgatoryproductions310]

which is, in turn, a less gruesome romeo and juliet (which jarvis compares it to)

[@Alicat2911]

So the script was originally supposed to be Grease 3

[@swag4rce]

gabriella: im too smart and pretty!! ugh, it's such a burden!! my story animated: i feel you.

[@jasminguiza6227]

Esang G. Me: iT’S sO HaRD tO Be SMarT aNd prEtTy...

[@CJ-iz3mp]

i WiSH i Am uGLy

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

Gabriella* actually. You're welcome

[@swag4rce]

@@TS_Mind_Swept ah shit, thanks bro.

[@apparition555]

my story animated* actually. you're welcome.

[@superbeavers7645]

And these groups *S H A L L N E V E R M I X*

[@equaius893]

-genocide time-

[@LordMangudai]

13:19 that "you mean like going left?" line is unironically funny and good writing

[@MissBuyNLarge]

"...and Troy blows off Chad, who is wearing a shirt that says, 'I come with my own background music'?" I need this t-shirt in my life right now

[@theorangesaretobefeared1373]

"EVAPORATE TALL PERSON" is a sentence that we need to talk about

[@dragonclaw6513]

You know. I agree. That needs to be talked about-

[@imackshungames4304]

I agree!

[@k.yxr31.j46]

my friend said that to me once... or more than that

[@011mph]

I lowkey used to ship Sharpy and Zeke as a kid lol

[@mathieuleader8601]

if Thanos was a dwarf this is what he would do

[@delta4733]

I 360 no-scoped this girl with Chile Cheese fries and it ruined my life ACTUALLY HAPPENED

[@Garretthegr8]

lol

[@otumei]

LMAO THIS IS SO FUNNY HELP

[@LetsSaboogi]

YO LMAO GET LOST

[@janhhh4852]

I need more details

[@amd3728]

Yes

[@LarixLyalliiAlpine]

This movie came out when I was 17, in my senior year, and extremely jaded with the whole concept of high school in general, especially the drama department. Because it always felt like a super exclusive club that I couldn't get into because I wasn't willing to make enough blood sacrifice. So naturally I flippin hated this movie.

[@Corescos]

Just remember that the T in Troy stands for Ted Bundy

[@andy8901]

corbin bleu actually designed those shirts himself im not joking i read it in TIGER BEAT

[@alicia5925]

a fashion icon

[@Grassrope123]

the good old days when we all read tiger beat 😭

[@ygobe2]

and people say prada is a fashion icon. Does no one remember corbin bleu?

[@starlight8554]

nativeziam bubu as your icon. *taste*

[@annamarienichols7627]

are we going to talk about his 3 watches

[@georgepantello8065]

my favorite line “EVAPORATE TALL PERSON!”

[@CorgiTheRegularCorgi17]

tinfoil man when was that

[@slaplap8765]

@@CorgiTheRegularCorgi17 it's at 17:45

[@fishinspacey]

i want to like this, but the likes are at 420 and i don’t wanna mess it up

[@hickyxnicky411]

@@fishinspacey You can like it now

[@fishinspacey]

Yuya kyoto aight bet

[@tanishaadames8827]

"They decide to exchange numbers on the two fossil that they use as cellphine" dying 😂😂

[@depressednapoleon9745]

The fact that the High School Musical franchise takes place in the same area as Breaking Bad is something else.

[@RC-hz6bn]

I’m too smart and too beautiful *actually happened*

[@ZMacGregor]

Exactly what I thought of

[@hatsunememekuoisaneet]

Karen give me back the kids (Srry ded meme kill meh)

[@magicalCommander]

@@hatsunememekuoisaneet for a great low rate you can get online go to the general and save some time

[@hatsunememekuoisaneet]

Tallix you can save 15% or more on car insurance when you switch to Geico.

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

Lmbo, quality meem 😂

[@polarosity8128]

Troy: "So like I got a chance to be happy, and earn money at this dream job I've been wanting for 18 years." Gabriella: " w h a t a b o u t m e?"

[@bweeeeniee1131]

She annoyed me more than any heroine had😂

[@kamarannadi9291]

" w h a t a b o u t e v e r y t h i n g w e' v e b e e n t h r o u g h ? "

[@arrowheadedbword]

wrong one

[@1937773]

Yeah that's what happened in HSM 2 lmao Troy became a vain, condescending douchebag in that movie, so she dumped him. Then he begged her to tolerate his annoying ass, and she said "what about me" because, uh-oh, turns out you have obligations to you significant other, and can't just forget about them and expect them to stay

[@HetaClaude]

to be fair he definitely should spare some time with his girlfriend

[@bee748]

As someone who got cast as Ryan for hsm i died laughing

[@kristiannarobinson8587]

"14 is too old to be watching the Disney channel" *Sweats in age 24* 😰

[@davisfoley2105]

fun fact: Jarvis didn’t go to high school He was forced to sing everyday in basketball practice about making baskets This is why Disney has a monopoly on kids shows

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

El_Derpster Are you saying that Jarvis Johnson is a kids show?

[@euphonyfff2316]

"Gabriella is suddenly nervous to perform, so she just goes to the sunken place" Glossed over it, but this is one of my favourite lines from anything, anywhere.

[@meganr1449]

Jarvis you crying to the end of the film and contemplating what the film means to you really touched me, it was such a raw moment, and perfectly articulated the way imperfect films or albums fit into our adolescence and then our lives. Your crying and singing and laughing at your own moment made me emotional 😭

[@patrickshields6954]

6:56 - Sharpe gets bodied trying to walk directly into a crowd going the other direction. No one notices, or if they do they don't care, and she is trampled to death. Her brother swears revenge and when Troy and Gabrielle win the contest unopposed, the school blows up. Credits roll over a burning east high.

[@cogniferous2537]

Chad: I hate musical theatre Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide: Why are you lying?

[@blur4504]

Nice pfp

[@cinderella7001]

Why u always lying

[@cogniferous2537]

@@blur4504 sank you

[@geekjokes8458]

_best series ever_

[@marvelousmisty8433]

Cogniferous why you f***ing lying. Oooh oh my God. Stop f***ing lying

[@anthonymccrayii9794]

"Wait, all this time you've been faking right; and now you want to go break left?"

[@johnmcgee2087]

Sharpey: evaporate tall person. me omg Sharpey is thanos

[@adyaparamitaputripratama2786]

*Sharpay

[@kiwiclouds3379]

sharpie

[@johnmcgee2087]

@@kiwiclouds3379 what

[@kiwiclouds3379]

the way you spelled sharpay reminded me of sharpies

[@racistbilly55]

Young adult party . . YOUNG ADULT PARTY . . *YOUNG ADULT PARTY*

[@justkingsley9244]

Racist Billy Fake right, break left.

[@Bladedfox14]

As a teen I am sorry you had to hear that

[@racistbilly55]

@@justkingsley9244 Greatest trick ever. Made me popular in high school. *WeirdoBilly*

[@racistbilly55]

@@Bladedfox14 As a former teen, thanks

[@detzpheefe5785]

Young adult party back then and now has changed so much.

[@fishproductions22]

Remember guys, this is a comment section, not a hockey arena.

[@R3lay0]

Then why is a football lying around?

[@jeresa7968]

Fish Productions WTHECK

[@laysagna4909]

I made it to first base

[@l.yoked.l1784]

Thanks , almost forgot for a second.

[@unlucky969]

*the epic hockey arena* left the game.

[@grahamwilliams1080]

I don’t know why, but I love this video so much. I wasn’t even a big HSM fan, but this video is just so wholesome.

[@madds6914]

High school musical: the musical: WILDCATS: dancers : teenage life : babushka : moms refrigerator : rubix cube shirt : “sChOol’S fReAkY gEnIoUs gIrL” : basket ball boys : human basketball ; basketball dad : fake right, brake left : vacay : young adults party(for young adults!!) : sHour uP : karaoke : Troy is “bOltIng” the lyrics up : fossil phone : cliques : ahh they are gonna run over me with their BOX steps : mOm mAh stomach ; grease?? : THE SERIES

[@Oh_liv_ee_AY]

This took me 69 hours to figure out what it meant and yes, 69 to the picosecond, I timed it

[@QIANAXX]

This looks like code 💀🖐🏽‼

[@eoincampbell1584]

"Omniscient oracle/DJ" I have the idea for my next D&D character.

[@mason3872]

Oh I was just gonna make it a trash can that would roll up and down the battle field throwing trash bags full of bodies at enemies. Yes I’m insane... yes I know this is not a legal character... I don’t care IM MAKING IT ANYWAY!

[@joshbennett7439]

Not if I make it first

[@cheesydelite6532]

Time for bard boi

[@krabbypatty2923]

Mason “I’m the TRASH MAN! I eat garbage.”

[@user-np2xl4qk4w]

@@krabbypatty2923 you got it wrong, plebian. it's "I'm the TRASH MAN!!! I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then, I start eatin' garbage!"

[@mandyearley8140]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Sharpay: EvApOrAtE tAlL pErSoN

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Best line in the movie

[@SatanicGhostCat]

She was always my favourite

[@hyperfixationcentral6200]

I'm sad, I'm 5'6 I wanna hang out with you sharpay

[@lucascattai9447]

I love how, when Jarvis makes fun of something, he actually enjoys it, and when he acts like he loves it he is criticizing it deeply.

[@dmanhd143]

I like how chad threatens to pull a Jeffrey Dahmer😂

[@jdprettynails]

at Ted Bundy of all people!

[@nounasaifi8852]

Why is nobody talking about how good Jarvis’ voice is?

[@kirwitch8236]

Because that’s weird?

[@cedarlleaf1012]

@@kirwitch8236 i think not, his voice is really good holy fuck its not weird to talk about it lmao

[@saeenon1724]

nouna saifi I KNOW, i was looking for this comment. And here u are.. thanks man.

[@alexagomez111]

Right?!

[@theman_themyth_themoth758]

Yeah like seriously I was not previously aware of this and I am shook?? To my core???? Like his runs are amazing and his vibrato makes my spine wiggle gleefully

[@EthanMock]

I remain convinced that HSM is just one elaborate satire

[@saucecontroller]

Along with Mamma Mia

[@alpaca990]

Like I know this came out over a year ago, so he'll probably never see this, but I always find people crying from happiness and nostalgia to be adorable. Like someone having that level of joy in their lives just makes me so happy

[@dots3854]

i just remembered my old middle school did a production of high school musical... i was on stage crew and i had to draw 14 different wildcat heads and we only had like, two set pieces. the garden was literally just the cafeteria with fake vines thrown on. the production was god awful but honestly? the peak of my middle school career

[@genesis3255]

jarvis, my guy, we need a singing cover from you. asap.

[@mandy1884]

Yes

[@jasminereyes8366]

I agree

[@mckylacious61]

He's not Danny Gonzalez tho

[@chrishansen1842]

@@mckylacious61 okay. And?

[@Garretthegr8]

yes please

[@sunnysorrel]

Ironically, Zac Efron played Ted Bundy, a serial killer

[@kingofthecommentsection8056]

Probably in the same universe as this movie too

[@stephchefjoey5977]

He nailed that movie

[@stephchefjoey5977]

The hacksaw scene was so good

[@laysagna4909]

I hated how people had to make a controversy about him being “too hot to be a serial killer even if it is in a movie”. Like yeah, that’s a feature Ted Bundy had to help with his killings. 🤦‍♀️

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

Laysagna I know people said he was charming IRL but... have you ever seen an actual pic of Ted Bundy, dude needed to wax those two caterpillars on his head almost as much as he needed therapy

[@starvingdelusions]

"High School Musical: a franchise that hasn't seen a major installment in over 10 years" oh just you wait, Jarvis from 2 years ago

[@sunshineyrainbows13]

I was 9 when HSM came out and I was properly obsessed. I owned the HSM Barbie dolls and a necklace with a T on it. I learned the dances and sang along every single time it came on. I already liked singing and dancing but HSM was probably the thing that instilled my affinity for musicals in me. I'll always appreciate it in all it's cheesy goofiness.

[@chrismedina6168]

No one: Troy: P I N K J E L L Y

[@zaqwanbadli9697]

That's all he remembers.

[@hollyingrams5653]

We did HSM as an end of year show and I got to be Miss Darbus because the teachers say that I am pretty similar to her. *And that was the moment that my self esteem left me to go on holiday*

[@demonking86420]

Lucky you. I wanted to be the basketball hoop

[@jasminereyes8366]

I was Sharpay "EVAPORATE TALL PERSON" Evans for mine! But, believe me, I was far from blonde.

[@maxhorne4931]

I gave u ur 100th like btw just so u know

[@hollyingrams5653]

@@maxhorne4931 Thank you!

[@otumei]

That's so sad ( ；∀ ；)

[@queenkitten7092]

Women nowadays: I only date tall men Sharpay in high school musical: eVApORate tALL pErSoN

[@ellielovegood6307]

Jack Bolton Age: Basketball Sex: Basketball Personally: Basketball Interests: I’m going to have to get back with you on that

[@Wizza2418]

His interests are basketball obviously.

[@ellielovegood6307]

Wizza2418 omg I just had my mind blown

[@Wendy-je9zf]

y’know, Chad’s “fear” of musicals is really ironic seeing as now Corbin Bleu is now headlining in “Kiss Me, Kate” on Broadway really makes you think

[@moose3720]

Bert honestly chad’s “fear” of musicals is really ironic considering corbin bleu is known for being in a musical called “high school musical” on the disney channel, really makes you think

[@bocchithecroc]

Let's accept the fact that when you were just a kid you thought Highschool was like Highschool Musical

[@lucidmoth1023]

I- how did you know-

[@accidentalmadness1708]

My dreams were crushed

[@emmabarrow7367]

Lmao I go to a performing arts school and before I got there, I thought it was gonna be like hsm

[@Yuunarichu]

It's just middle school with more freedom and people at various heights…

[@fionnaruma3532]

I was crushed when i found out 😖

[@minion_luvr_]

jarvis crying while watching hsm single handedly made my year, it’s so wholesome

[@heleneverbach]

can you imagine actually being a new student and trying to get involved in theater or basketball or the mathletes when the school musical is produced, the basketball championships, and the big mathletes competition thingy are all held only TWO WEEKS after the first day of school

[@Thabosefoloshia]

0/10 not enough basketball

[@byakugan422]

“She is my queen”, Jarvis could have replaced Kit Harrington in season 8 of GOT and nobody would bat an eye

[@caseyhoolahan8209]

I love HSM so much as a theater nerd kid, and 14 really isn’t too old to watch Disney Channel! It’s hilarious to look back on now, but it will always hold a nostalgic place in my heart and produced some real bops!

[@romaromasalad112]

"eVaPoRaTe TaLl PeRsOn"