The Worst Yelp Reviews I've Ever Seen

[@jarvis]

i'm back

[@larawabsie]

Welcome back!!!

[@perxephone7333]

Jarvis Johnson Yasss

[@muddy111]

Jarvis Johnson oh really??? I didn’t know

[@Chloe-uu2xq]

Hi

[@angelina-fp8so]

Oh thank god

[@charliedrawz9031]

HORRIBLE! ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ “The moose wouldn’t let my daughter ride them and we got kicked out for ‘disruption of wildlife’ WHAT THE HELL!?”

[@supermoose726]

No way I’m letting your daughter ride me.

[@Thor-Orion]

Supermoose but can your daughter ride him?

[@aisha5156]

MikeyXSuicide The drama. We’ll find out next time on Yelp Reviewers Suck...

[@malewife6287]

Supermoose i choked cuz my mind is in the gutter

[@mtheg671]

@@supermoose726 more like the other way around am I right? *Jumps Off Grand Canyon*

[@RalphNaderInc]

they're literally complaining that the grand canyon is a canyon

[@TheWagonroast]

"YOU SAID IT WAS A GRAND" -some guy who doesn't know what grand means

[@sweethysteria8737]

But… There’s no Dippin Dots :(

[@thecrowoncampus]

@@sweethysteria8737 What?! I need my Dippin Dots... :(

[@josebales3944]

@@thecrowoncampus me 2... :(

[@ChristianMr_C]

@@josebales3944 me 3.... (っ_/●╭╮●)っ

[@AngelCaz7]

⭐☆☆☆☆ "the tree trunks were too thin and the security didnt let my daughter take a fox home w us."

[@noahearle6494]

that's just a normal day in my book.

[@Sparx632]

Those trees sound VERY artificial

[@stanstanstan2597]

Was it the work of UFOs?!?!

[@Sepia_formal]

Tristan McQuern shouldn’t have said that SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT

[@neon-kitty-7472]

Lol the rule is rule

[@Bartholomew1738eh]

Skydiving experience center: ⭐☆☆☆☆ Wouldn't let me jump without parachute

[@KristiMerrittjesussaves]

..... dark

[@AshTheQueenOfRodents]

YOU CANT STOP ME

[@voxvolhynia5400]

⭐☆☆☆☆ The power-tripping staff viciously forced me to wear a parachute, and don't even get me started on the large geriatric community.

[@cctproductions6976]

Dnt relZw e thw parahcute

[@cctproductions6976]

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[@tinadong9486]

One time I was reading through the reviews for my family's restaurant. One one star review said something like "They eat dogs. Someone needs to shut them down." (My family is Asian) 1. It's illegal to eat dogs. 2. No, we don't eat dogs. What really makes me mad is that commented this on every single family owned restaurant and what did they comment on Panda Express? "Excellent service! Great quality Chinese food!"

[@KristiMerrittjesussaves]

I am also Asian and I’m pretty mad after reading this, just because you are Asian does not automatically mean you eat dogs, the person who was commenting that was likely a teenager or child trying to be a smartass, still though it’s very offensive

[@lsmmoore1]

Either this is an edgelord teenager or a die-hard Trump supporter. Both groups would so something like that.

[@MayFlora]

How gross 🤮 people like that are awful

[@aidenorpington4637]

tf

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

Sounds like Panda Express hired someone.

[@captainc.7130]

“You put pollen in my NOSE” he says as he shoves his face into a flower

[@flooshm]

"One star"

[@sebastienlorentz5421]

That scene really confused me those plants are native far away from where he lives and VERY hard to grow i was very surprised to see it 😂

[@insertcoolnameidea1422]

Lol basically. Imagine just driving past and seeing a grown man insulting a flower

[@exert9995]

@@flooshm *"w h a t?"*

[@hrts4kua]

Lol

[@theyoungottoman3533]

Considering how plants reproduce, Jarvis growling "kids live in this neighborhood" at that sex offender Bird-of-Paradise is a fair move.

[@cinderstreaks4507]

Well, that took a turn

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

Yeah bro, it totally tried to rape his nose 😂

[@AmythestAnimations]

yeah pollen is just the plant equivalent to sperm :(

[@doughboydevito4529]

To the tune of "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar: "🎵 Freaky-!ss plants need to stay their !ss inside!! 🎵" :P

[@crowsscareme9342]

Alternative title: adults shocked when they travel to a National Park and find that it is, indeed, a park

[@baileyayyy5085]

I'm pretty sure most of these reviews were written by spoiled teenagers lol

[@luizearaujo5844]

People *shocked* to find they CAN NOT take an animal home!!!

[@chipskylark5500]

They were looking for the National Theme Park

[@BookOfMorman]

It's not a park, it's a hole. Parks have dippin dots! Weren't you paying attention?

[@CourtneyB444]

Probably mad they couldn't dump their kids somewhere.

[@nitron3515]

★☆☆☆☆ "I couldn't jump in the geyser, and the place wasn't yellow like it said it was." - Joe M.

[@gabrielsmithdahl4067]

You're Aviator205, who's Joe???

[@nitron3515]

@@gabrielsmithdahl4067 Funny

[@gabrielsmithdahl4067]

@@nitron3515 Jesus dude, come on, you know how your supposed to reply, idc if its not funny anymore.

[@nitron3515]

@@gabrielsmithdahl4067 Fine... Heres the old joke... JOE MAMA hahhahahhahah funny hhahah original

[@gabrielsmithdahl4067]

@@nitron3515 lol, gets me every time. Of you didn't want it, why'd you set it up so beautifully?

[@scornonthecob5375]

I can’t stop laughing thinking about what it looked like to passerby when Jarvis was having a standoff with the Bird of Paradise

[@regann7227]

Just keep walking just keep walking What do we do? We walk walk walk

[@Herpestidae]

To be fair someone had to be recording this on video so I guess they assumed he was YouTubing or Instagramming or something.

[@carl_Grimes_drawz]

Right XD XD there wasn’t editing then XD

[@Nintentoad125]

One star

[@jaydenicholofficial]

Same

[@LezbeOswald]

95% of one-star yelp reviews are "the underpaid government/service workers did their job and didn't let me have any fun :("

[@sillygoose2878]

1 star The stones were grey, they weren’t even yellow!

[@SkyheadStudio]

I read this in a drew gooden voice

[@livispuzzled]

@@SkyheadStudio omg same

[@taiyakifan]

I can't express my hatred for your profile picture

[@stuffedbrains]

@@taiyakifan he just had a 3 course meal and is expressing how full he is after eating, nothing else…

[@nicks6657]

YESS!

[@Itnasias]

⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ This zoo is a horrible place. I let my son climb the fence into the tiger exhibit and the zoo had to save him so that the tiger wouldn’t go near my son. All in all, this zoo does have a great selection of animals. But if you want to let your kids play with the tigers, this place isn’t for you.

[@lolcpr3464]

Saisanti Xiong lmao

[@chipskylark5500]

Hahhahaa

[@marblebongos2794]

Should've killed the tiger instead of the gorilla

[@moery2435]

**Harambe flashbacks**

[@bobobluedog]

@@missingnotheglitchmon actully most zoos I'm America are really good for animals and promote conservation. Like the Bronx zoo and the San Diego zoo are both really good examples.

[@psychedelicfeline6164]

Don’t be like Jarvis- Don’t verbally abuse your local bird of paradise.

[@ok-ms3ke]

Shut up it put pollen in my nose

[@latedawns1797]

Hybrid Atom love your photos

[@cassimacannon7902]

And if you see someone verbally abusing your local Bird of Paradise, please tell someone.

[@wkr9881]

Are you being sarcastic?!?!?

[@shadowscribbles9078]

It is highly encouraged to not hurt the Bird of Paradise’s feelings, because it is highly sensitive and might put pollen in your nose if intimidated.

[@ditto-127]

⭐☆☆☆☆ “The plane wouldn’t even let us experience and touch the clouds for ourselves. What a disappointment!”

[@mysteriouskenzie4412]

Disap-plane-tment

[@ttvfoxtxl3668]

⭐️☆☆☆☆ “I tried to take the whole lake with me and maybe a couple of trees but I was stopped????”

[@z3rox969]

⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ “My daughter just wanted a 3 or 4 geysers but the park rangers stopped her??!

[@ElevenRats]

Hippity Hoppity *Your geyser is now my property*

[@FatallyParasocial]

The Ocean: ⭐★★★★ "Too much water."

[@bubblecat7827]

7.8/10 too much water

[@Vgamer311]

Ok ign

[@backhander8710]

Pokemon reference yooo

[@jolili98]

“Too deep & mysterious. Got weird vibes.”

[@jessicatgrowl7614]

Too salty. I just wanted a drink of water and almost died.

[@halaileybailey]

It takes a special kind of person to be offended by GLACIERS

[@snailuka]

only a special breed known as a Karen is capable of this act

[@brucebaker810]

Icy what you did there.

[@jacobcain8203]

Burn

[@brucebaker810]

A Mammoth disappointment.

[@kianaafsharr]

@L , h u h

[@mysteryman4553]

"Mommy? Who's the grown man talking to plants?" "Just ignore him junior"

[@josieparker4710]

That’s just Jarvis! Last week he yelled at a cactus after HE touched it

[@Paulinastic]

“I can not believe the rangers wanted to protect my family and I from some possibly dangerous animals in a national park, one star” Okie dokie then.

[@ssharkbait]

Emma Pullinen kinda sounds like he was planning to get his family mauled on purpose. Would explain why he was mad he couldn’t attract bears by leaving food around. The rangers were on to him.

[@Ryu1ify]

@@ssharkbait Honestly you might be onto something big here, because there's no real other reason for there to have been a review that's best summed up as, "the views were postcard worthy and at no point was my daughter eaten alive by a grizzly bear, 1 star"

[@Mikeanglo]

Grand Canyon: Sucks. The animals weren't even doing their jobs. 1/5

[@nemtosiltin14]

They don’t even pay taxes!

[@SorowFame]

@@nemtosiltin14 how come they can get away with it but I can’t?

[@brucebaker810]

It's just...a really (admittedly REALLY) Big Hole. "Oh look. At all the dirt that aint there. Quick. Take a picture". No roller coaster. A drop like that BUILT IN ffs. No half mile Bungee Plunge. No imagination. No...flair. Flume ride: too long. No auto-photo service. Animals. Too few. Too far. Too boring. None ofthem talked or waved or let us pose the kids with them for pix.

[@dtrippsbold7931]

I can’t believe Jarvis got Tree and Bush to collab in one of his videos

[@coconutshrimp7919]

He's really moving up in the world. I hear his next video might have shrub

[@silvijashehi8478]

123abc Sound is going to collab in his next video, too!!

[@lucas-6107]

I mean, it took 2 months of negotiation-

[@pillargaming6923]

omg what if he collaborates with leaf

[@astari_1014]

Dont forget that flower! Even though he wasn't that good.

[@nogoodcontentallowed8509]

also, as an aside, it absolutely does snow in glacier in june and it is very trippy. as a kid my parents took me and my brother on vacation there, and let me tell you, taking your kids to have a snowball fight in the middle of summer is an s-tier parent move

[@yarglewithwings9112]

"My daughter tried to take the Mona Lisa, and they tazed her" dude, same.

[@shadowscribbles9078]

Before visiting a national park, please consider the following: It is going to be hot or cold, depending on where you are. They don’t have AC or heaters for a park that is outside. It is a national park. Do not expect good WiFi if any. The rangers/staff can’t control the animals because they are animals. Don’t get mad if you don’t see a certain animal. They are probably doing something called surviving. Have fun! It’s a national park. Breathe in the air and look at some of the amazing sites around the park.

[@savannahstargaze]

Also lots of people go missing in national parks so dont do that

[@burcebanning]

it honestly amazes me that people don't understand that the allure of a national park is that it's the *wilderness* where human tampering is minimal

[@maximummax7232]

@@burcebanning but the bears don’t personally serve me dippin’ dots, so 1-star /j

[@MsSphinx91]

Some of the parks/accommodations have more amenities than others, but you have to do some basic research and set expectations accordingly. The lodges with nicer amenities are going to cost a premium. And generally, the parks out West are better maintained, probably because they earn more revenue. If you know these things going in, it shouldn't be an issue.

[@MsSphinx91]

@@savannahstargaze lots of people need to consider guided treks if they don't have experience.

[@JBC352]

I’m gonna guess that last reviewer kept seeing rangers everywhere cuz they were purposefully watching him and his family. I mean, they tried to litter, take parts of nature, and get close to that poor mountain goat; I’d be on high alert too. Jesus...

[@flowerbed1106]

I am the 69th like

[@xcherryxxchanx3425]

Yeah my family goes camping all the time and we are never watched by the Rangers

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

"I punched a guy, tried to steal a TV and left spilt coffee all over the floor, why is mall security watching me???"

[@mariamimi11297]

I love how the people expecting *wild animals* to put on a show for them and being seen the whole visit.

[@Cheezitnator]

Exactly, there's already a place for that: Sea World or the circus ten years ago.

[@phonixd1941]

*AWFUL* ⭐️☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ There was mud everywhere! Omg can’t you clean the forest?? *ONE STAR*

[@Poopiecaca124]

Sir this is a store

[@saitamabutwithhair413]

Sir this is a Starbucks

[@Hippogreasy-101]

Sir this is a alabama.

[@felixroux]

Sir this is *Insert Place here*

[@burritodawgg]

Sir this is joe

[@ndg3115]

*Nature* 0/5 Plants were disrespectful and one even gave me a rash. Never coming outside ever again.

[@nightdreamer2315]

narzos well yeah why would you do that outside??

[@SirrSerpent]

narzos, Your comment is hilarious and deserves way more likes.

[@tombuck]

My favorite yelp reviews are the ones like, “this was absolutely perfect and exceeded all my expectations- 4/5.”

[@TibsisTops]

"beCaUse THeReS aLWAys roOm fOr iMPrOVeMent"

[@tinabean713]

@@TibsisTops My son's high school social skills (autism program) teacher used to say that everytime I asked him why he gave my son a B. Like his GPA is crap enough, why are you doing this?!?

[@pinkwolfgirl13]

@@tinabean713 I had an art teacher where the highest score was a 99% since there's always room for improvement. One point is fine but an entire letter grade is too much. But it also depends on the grading scale, for instance one point off on that principle then 7 for actual errors would be a 92, a 'B' when the 'A' range is 93 - 100.

[@spoonfulofbeez]

"never been there. Never seen it. 5/5 (in worse cases 1/5)"

[@Vessel767]

@@mssunnylunarain7 people *rate you?*

[@drucilladeville]

Conspiracy theory: other states are paying for bad reviews of state parks in other states and they’re all in a rivalry

[@ethanlivemere1162]

"There was no wifi, so there was, like, nothing to do in this national park." "Also, only bears once."

[@rxz7239]

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[@daniqueboskma8537]

@@viivelvet G

[@hystericallover5989]

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[@MooneJay20]

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[@rca2540]

Sam Barnard L

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

"What do you do for a living?" "I make KZbin videos!" "About what?" "I um... I threaten flowers sometimes."

[@felixroux]

He has a job outside of KZbin.

[@avilaw6396]

Felix Roux not anymore he quit software engineering. He’s a full time KZbinr now

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

@@felixroux *had

[@megglepeggle6275]

"There were so many strict rules about disturbing the nature AND BEARS at this national park!" Uh, yeah i sure hope it does.

[@rumblezerofive]

Are you a Greg or a Craig, I assume we are both guy

[@Lili-sg2ok]

Drew gooden turns around, "me?"

[@jessicatgrowl7614]

Rumble Zero just came across Jarvis after making my way through Drew, Kurtis, Danny, and Cody. Am I being led down this path or what?

[@Uufda651]

Joe is the guy who caused the Please Don't Ride The Turtles/Hug The Bears/Pet The Wolves/ etc. signs at tourist locations. It was him.

[@daisylovin6447]

jarvis putting the angry one star reviews on the background of those beautiful scenic pictures from the parks is possibly the biggest power move of the century

[@blanche__]

What?

[@lvly5357]

Comic The Adventurer 8:04 example.

[@ebrown4156]

Ok, small story about yellowstone, I went with my family two years ago and at one of the geysers I started to feel severe pain in my stomach. My mom and a ranger after a little web MD'ing thought it might be appendicitis and drove me to the nearest hospital in Cody, WY. TLDR; I got my appendix removed because a ranger went above and beyond, the view and animals there were pretty cool too.

[@erin0322]

★☆☆☆☆ Went to Yellowstone to see the geysers, but started feeling sever abdominal pain. A ranger helped figure out that I had appendicitis and I was rushed to the hospital. Had to get my appendix removed AND I didn’t even get to see the geysers, all because some park ranger couldn’t mind his own business.

[@urmom-wc8rb]

⭐☆☆☆☆ "i tried stealing a flower bush and i cant get it off the soil!?!?!?! unacceptable!!!!!!"

[@neon-kitty-7472]

Funny where you found it

[@neon-kitty-7472]

Thanks for rewrite them.

[@avocado8137]

Your pfp makes this comment better lol

[@taylor3343]

I used to work in Yellowstone and it is incredibly scary how many tourists asked shit like "what time are you going to let the animals out so we can see them?" or just like straight up tried to pet bison, or got out of their car to watch a grizzly bear cross the road.

[@Vok250]

"I used to work at Yelp" Well that explains why he quit a lucrative career in software to do KZbin. I've heard working at Yelp is a 1 star experience.

[@michellemahmud901]

I’ve heard it’s not even ........

[@5UP3RN0V4-GLXY]

Kind of ironic huh

[@asmolbean9300]

I wonder what the yelp reviews are for yelp

[@bread3050]

@@asmolbean9300 Yelp has 2 stars on Yelp.

[@RapeNetanyahu]

He also worked at Patreon so.

[@Strawberrymatcha555]

Tourists: go to see a giant hole in the ground Also tourists: don’t bother going to the Grand Canyon, it’s just a giant hole in the ground 😡

[@ZionStrickland]

To be fair, Rollercoasters in the Grand Canyon would be awesome

[@HollyHummingbirdriver]

Zion Strickland and dangerous

[@felixroux]

​@@HollyHummingbirdriver How does the fact it's over the grand canyon make it anymore dangerous?

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

"ive seen better" wait, what? where? on mars? The grand canyon is the biggest on the entire planet! WTF is he talking about?

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

To be fair tho, I've been to every major national park in america, and yellowstone is by far the best. Edit: then the next part is trashing yellowstone. lol. School lunches? What? I thought i remembered several restaurants there. Maybe thats just what your parents are feeding you kid...

[@cole-rg3lb]

Literally no one Jarvis: Gets barely touched by plant and sneezes Also Jarvis: Puts whole face up to the plant and does not sneeze

[@RiotousRaichu]

Are we still doing the "nobody" thing?

[@onedayillbesomething1570]

NORCALXxMrDxX yes it’s still funny.

[@onedayillbesomething1570]

Cole Scully your profile picture makes your comment even better!🤣

[@wikzy.7966]

NORCALXxMrDxX no it’s not

[@RiotousRaichu]

@@onedayillbesomething1570 It wasn't really funny when it first became a thing

[@abic9048]

⭐️☆☆☆☆ Took the kids and their great-aunt to Yellowstone national park over the summer. The bears in the holes were weird but the grass was nice. The rangers unfortunately were not helpful in getting my son out of the lake, hence the one star. Also the strict rules on goat racing made the trip less enjoyable.

[@astridbittersparrow5068]

*Life* ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Feels like the longest thing I’ll do.

[@Johncornwell103]

@Just Me just be rich

[@astridbittersparrow5068]

FAST1029384756J r/wooosh

[@VictorCN]

@@astridbittersparrow5068 r/wooosh

[@PHAToregon]

Vicente and Friends 😂

[@lunnalocca9376]

It feels long till it gets cut early.

[@mr.potatochipp9289]

I saw a one star review that said, "Good service." Maybe they didn't know how reviews worked...

[@o.s8573]

Maybe there was good service - and everything else was terrible. 1/5 'Good service (but that's it).'

[@pufferfish5065]

@@o.s8573 how would you explain the reviews that have 5 starts but says "worst thing ever"

[@natalyaporter5730]

Maybe it’s backwards in some places.

[@snailuka]

good service, you get a gold star

[@brucebaker810]

give that review a bad review, 5 stars. THAT'll show him!

[@gettinmoney1203]

the fact that he did this in public is something that i'll always respect

[@ydunduntalmud705]

Though Jacob Hornberger won the most primaries and received the most votes, Jo Jorgensen was chosen as the party's presidential nominee on the night of May 23, 2020, after four rounds of voting

[@supersillystuffs]

Yeah, Dude

[@AydenSchofield]

Yuri Tarded Wait what?

[@ebicbarton]

@@AydenSchofield that's Jarvis Johnson the politician

[@caleblewis8169]

He actually did it in his backyard

[@achillez_489]

12:07 as a Montana native there for sure is snow in June, we get snow and negative weather up until mid July sometimes. Especially in 2016, that was a pretty sucky year for us. 2021 also sucked big time

[@snmg-o6h]

Just imagine strolling around in your neighborhood. Then you see a man threateningly yelling at a plant.

[@crispycookies8684]

Jimmy: "Mom,why is that man talking to a plant?" Mom: "It's okay Jimmy just look away."

[@randomtinypotatocried]

It seems like something I'd see in NYC.

[@quitegauche]

Crowley is that you?

[@ayjfr88]

@@aadviiika I don't get it......

[@brittanyb2476]

Literally saw a 1 star review that said "I've never been here!" 🤔

[@junipermuniper]

i saw a review of my old school that just said "i didn't go there"

[@stanstanstan2597]

Humans have already lost. People like that REALLY grind my gears.

[@felixroux]

Loads of those.

[@videoswithcay]

Amazon reviews that are 5 stars and start with “I haven’t received it yet, but...”

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

It's old people who see the option to leave a review and assume that they HAVE to.

[@thetableoflegend9814]

The issue with reviews is that people usually only review things when they had a bad experience, which skews the actual satisfaction rate Plus, fake reviews and reviews from people with unreasonable expectations are just the worst.

[@Narnyx]

Okay so that one about Glacier that said the roads were closed for snow: I grew up near Waterton (the Canadian side). I have seen freak snowstorms literally year round, there's always at least one well past when it seems like it should be done. Those roads were absolutely closed for snow.

[@Newnameplease]

No you fool, stupid sheeple! It’s ALIENS!!!!!!

[@bcvarn]

One time a took a pocket full of rocks from Death Valley in California and when I saw a sign saying it was illegal to take them a begged my parents to stop the car and I dropped all the rocks.

[@jaypence332]

People mail rocks back to Hawaiu because they believe they are cursed.

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Yup. They take rocks from the place apparently get cursed with bad luck and mail them back to appease the gods.

[@aidenorpington4637]

@@jaypence332 lmaoo

[@specialagentweener1073]

@@jaypence332 I literally came here to say this... The big island legit gets hundreds of rocks weekly mailed back to the volcano because people who take it come home with the craziest bad luck. It's so common out here on Maui that when I sell jewelry at high end stores people were afraid to buy Larimar (a deep blue volcanic rock gem from Dominican republic) and I had to constantly explain that it's only a problem for people if they are taking off Hawaiian volcanic rocks... not other places rocks.

[@Tw0Dots]

@@specialagentweener1073 Well. I know what I’m gonna do when this pandemic is over

[@mateoguillen6881]

Jarvis: You put polen in my NOSE Also Jarvis: get's closer to the flower and smelling it

[@crabken4969]

Atomicus video Studios one star!

[@meridzs]

getting closer to the flower and smelling it is the only way to intimidate flowers

[@mpnb2162]

Grand canyon: "I'm just a hole sir"

[@someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006]

But it can be fixed with the power of *FLEX TAPE*

[@mpnb2162]

@@someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006 i dont know how to tell you that this is a sex joke

[@lilmao4482]

Oof, I didn’t even realize (Also, yaay, Maki roll :D)

[@ko-kun2579]

@Dallas Ziegler 😏 I get it.

[@ironicacunit]

Mam this is the grand canyon

[@jessmohr3811]

I work at a park and so I genuinely appreciate this video 😂 customers often complain when they don’t see wild animals and when they do, they complain about me telling them not to harass the animals. Customers also sometimes don’t realize that the people who work at the parks don’t have control over the wildlife cause ya know it’s wild 😂

[@crampedturtle]

What do they do just go up to you and expect you to grab handy dandy leash and just put it on one of the wolves

[@spikethefurry6039]

You're not subscribed to Jarvis just to Jarvis gold

[@erinhaury5773]

My aunt was a park ranger and she always had the wildest stories. One guy rented a spot for tent camping, checked in, headed out for the spot... then came back a while later claiming his tent had been stolen. She tried taking a report, but when she asked for the description, he got confused. Turns out, he thought renting the spot meant all the gear would be supplied as well. Umm... Not so much, my man. Also, a ton of people asked when the deer turn into elk. I saw them do it, and it baffles me that the conflation of the two species is so common.

[@AwfullyDeer]

“The only times it’s acceptable to cry is during funerals and at the Grand Canyon.” -Ron Swanson

[@AdamLacy228]

You beat me to it. Bravo.

[@wolfheart8604]

I love Ron.

[@aliveslice]

Grand Canyon is just that bad huh

[@sawyershoe]

It was only so long until he got popular enough

[@eoincampbell1584]

Now I want to have a funeral at the grand canyon where they chuck my body off into it.

[@Mothman_In_a_T-Pose]

"It can't POSSIBLY have snow in June." Um, I dunno Dave. Check your latitude and altitude. Snow into June is normal. Snow into July has even been spotted. I mean, hell, the name of the park seems like a pretty big warning. But, yes, the absolutely most logical explanation is aliens.

[@dragonsrule20201]

In montana we get snow whenever, it's so crazy when people come here and complain "well I didn't EXPECT it to be COLD, " where did you think you were going? Weather is a very well discussed thing lmao

[@leethepigeon]

c h r i s t m a s i n j u n e (if you know what this is a reference to t h a n k y o u)

[@kaleidits8390]

@@leethepigeon AJR?

[@leethepigeon]

@@kaleidits8390 yea lol, do you know/like them? (I'm a liiiittle obsessed and I couldn't pass up the opportunity to make a reference lmao)

[@kaitouwu7179]

I go to the mountains every summer and even though there isn’t any snow on the mountain my family usually goes to, a mountain a few miles off that’s a little taller always has snow on it. if you’re at the top of the mountain we go to you can even see it from there. we go there for fourth of july every year.

[@pow3rpup706]

Nature is terrible Everything’s green 1/10

[@CrispyShroom]

Don't forget brown

[@subydyber4439]

And sometimes darker green

[@subydyber4439]

Abandoned Channel is that a DHMIS reference

[@ironicacunit]

@@sweethysteria8737 oooooooooh stan that lil bit of Paige the notepad!

[@cazer8082]

@@sweethysteria8737 Green is not a creative color!

[@gabriellabigler]

When he read a review that said:: “I’ve traveled all across the States[…]The hot lunches at my school are better[…]” I thought, how old is this person because I’m guessing they’re still in school, yet they’ve travelled all over the United States and feel like they are entitled to be a critic?

[@avalasialove]

It’s probably a fake review. Why someone would post a fake review is beyond me.

[@g.t.3186]

Could be a military brat. I've travelled all across my country too and am still in university.

[@hikerclarence7092]

I would pay top dollar for a shirt or hoodie that said “Bears, Twice”

[@stanstanstan2597]

Maybe Jarvis could make a sweater that says “Trying my best to see bears, twice”.

[@SoloDoloSpaceman]

The fact there’s no context for anybody aside from Jarvis fans would make it so much better 🤣

[@domshaheen7356]

I need this.

[@sarahtwitt]

Karen S. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ "They wouldn't let me speak to their manager"

[@sl33py.r3i]

Linda M. ⭐️ ☆☆☆☆ Karen brought store bought cookies to the PTA meeting.

[@QueerAndHunger]

Joe M. ⭐☆☆☆☆ "Karen took the kids. Shit lawyer."

[@lavish95]

@@QueerAndHunger *who is joe*

[@peppapig7429]

Barbara J. ⭐☆☆☆☆ Facebook wouldn't let me speak to the manager. So horrible!

[@sarahtwitt]

Im proud of this reply chain

[@skylar4602]

One star. My husband killed the bear we saw and the malicious rangers arrested him! He was just trying to protect our precious babies. Ranger jerks. -Karen A

[@TheGoreTheorists]

their last name is "Asshole" for anybody wondering

[@kittylol7971]

@@TheGoreTheorists oh thx for letting me know :-)

[@sweethysteria8737]

If the bear actually attacked or threaten a tourists children, the tourist probably would be in their rights to kill it. But I’m assuming the bear didn’t actually threaten them in this post

[@thelanktheist2626]

@@sweethysteria8737 yeah it probably like looked at them, that and a human man cannot possibly kill a bear with his bare ((HAH)) hands, or even a few tools you’ll carry around the park.

[@shannontobin7825]

I just imagine myself as a pedestrian watching a guy filming a video of himself having a one sided conversation, getting ready to throw hands with a plant

[@fazza2104]

Everyone who has disliked this video are the people who clicked the “I found this helpful” button on these reviews

[@fazza2104]

Isa Flores yeah

[@zeusrulez]

Isa Flores they won’t give up their dignity for THAT

[@srenmiller6690]

And Australians trying to like the video

[@drunklizard9003]

RoadTo100subs are u on the pichufandom

[@iamethanmarsh3627]

Jarvis is trying his best. Immediately after he comes back he talks to plants.

[@tillymae7018]

Lmao 😂😂

[@dlou9227]

I'm really tempted to make a good omens reference but I won't

[@demev7488]

My friend found a 1 star on the Space Needle that said: "Did not go to space!"

[@savanahleigh2637]

demev7488 yeah i live in seattle, and it doesn't go anywhere 😂

[@demev7488]

@@eh86055 pretty sure it was as well.

[@dpm12]

I've been to the Space Needle, and honestly, the price isn't worth it. I had more fun at Pike Place Market and the Woodland Park Zoo.

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

Sav Leigh I’m writing a one star review for the Space Needle because there’s no Space Haystack!!

[@keeganmason4859]

The neighbors mustve been really confused when Jarvis was filming the intro

[@FPSGamer48]

Prison? 1 Star: they wouldn’t let me leave after stabbing an inmate. Their enforcements of rules was far too strict. Plus, there were no bears!

[@shakayla4056]

KZbin ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ They didn’t let me hack into the government database and declare war on !! They also force me to watch an advert for five seconds? Do I look like a boomer smh

[@Detective_Grav]

Lol😂

[@veghead05]

Lmao

[@FrenkTheJoy]

It would've been so funny if all the Yellowstone reviews were like "This place sucks, it's not s good as the Grand Canyon!"

[@moonstrifflimestone5493]

Honestly what I was expecting.

[@alien-rat]

I work in customer service and we often get reviews about things that are out of our control or completely irrelevant so this video was exactly what I needed right now lol. Thank you for always making such funny content.

[@epoillaKory]

"bears twice" merch when?

[@WalkmanYT]

I can just picture what that would look like

[@lgfore]

A shirt with two water bears lol

[@joshtatko4806]

@@lgfore with two of a bunch of actual bears and then there's a really small image of water bears

[@benfed4873]

5-star review on Yellowstone: all hail the mighty active volcano that could destroy half the planet, we must appease it with good Yelp reviews

[@DeathShiniGama]

I want to like this, but phone is being dumb. So you get a comment instead.

[@geograymon55]

Honestly, if I went to Yellowstone I'd have constant anxiety while enjoying all the nature. Thinking in the back of my head, "This place could kill me at any moment."

[@haqeeqee]

@Leo the Grey Don’t worry. Just give it a 5 star review and you’ll be fine.

[@tobybrown6501]

*HORRIBLE!!* ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Too many Birds of Paradise...

[@madison_is_very_cool]

imagine seeing jarvis on the side walk yelling at a plant

[@TyeTaylor]

"You only seen bears once?" Underrated quote lol

[@defaulty-minecraftstuff5169]

“The Badlands” 1 Star “A rip-off of the Great Canyon. Whoever made this should be sued.”

[@TheDavidish]

Defaulty - Minecraft stuff! Let’s sue our planet!

[@brucebaker810]

maybe the badlands wouldnt look so bad if they werent smack dab beside the goodlands.

[@candidlyopinionated19]

They want to sue God?

[@joli1320]

"You will have the forestry service against you? What did you do?!?!" Killed me 🤣

[@his-sa-yots2692]

But seriously what did that guy do to get the forestry service against him

[@ilikecurry2345]

@@his-sa-yots2692 I dunno... Tried to litter, daughter tried to steal a rock, got mad that the goats were being tracked, all the cornerstone examples of bad tourists ruining a national park visit!?

[@DiamondWisps]

14:06 I atleast understand where this last Yellowstone review is coming from; clearly they don't know what a national park/preserve means. They mentioned having gone hiking a lot and if you're used to the freedom on non-protected trails, and then you're suddenly hit by the strictness of Yellowstone, it'd probably be a shock without the proper context. However it was also within this person's abilities to ask questions or google why it was so strict in the first place, as there's very good reasoning behind it.

[@spaceymars2103]

"I've been to Yellowstone and the Grand Canyon is a joke compared to Yellowstone" "I've been to the Grand Canyon twice, and Yellowstone is a letdown, there's too much nature, and not enough death to feign!"

[@scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031]

8:58 this guy complaining about cell phone service feels like one of those workaholic dads from Disney movies that don’t focus on their kids cause they’re too busy doing business, and like he’s mad cause he can’t take his calls for work, cause there’s no cell phone service and the whole message of the movie is that he’s too busy being a workaholic to appreciate nature. He’s real. We found him.

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Now if only a lightning bolt struck him and showed him how to appreciate the power of true love and family.

[@NatalieEngland-kb9dj]

This is so specific, but so perfect. We've found Dad.

[@starsii353]

“What do you snort?” Me : “Pollen” Everyone else : “WHOA that’s sick”

[@hopesy12u4]

Everyone else: plants should report you.

[@queensaladini6731]

Me: pollen is the male reproductive of the plant aka semen

[@o_o5210]

⭐️ One star. To funny

[@inhle1688]

Darah Greenwald me: please say sike.

[@cheesyquokka]

Yo bro, I'm concerned for u bro. you know pollen's addictive, right? You could get hooked and...it could make you die bro

[@dreugh424]

Grand Canyon: Massive in-ground cliff faces. Sheer red stone layers, and- "One star. Has no geysers, no animals... tiny eagles, etc." Yellowstone: Scenic, well-preserved park featuring luscious lakes, tress, amazing geysers, and animals that- "Would give zero stars. Boring. Has no giant hole."

[@MonsterProblems]

“I’ve seen better” than the GRAND CANYON? I...it’s large, one of the largest. How? Can he have seen better?

[@destroyatron]

the grand canyon is just a big rock

[@onedova2298]

I've seen old people who fallen and COULD get up

[@Rosebrickwork]

The biggest canyon is on mars (Valles Marineris)... so maybe he...?

[@oxfordcommaisthegreatest]

@@Rosebrickwork No, don't tell me Don't tell me it's...

[@canadaiantenten]

Clearly he has been to Yellowstone 😂

[@nataliewhitfield1289]

“It was the worst place I’ve ever been” ...have you been to Ohio.

[@savannahlevy97]

*have you been to Ohio whilst being black

[@rachelhallie7483]

A lot of astronauts come from Ohio, because it makes them want to leave the Earth

[@Snehu]

@@rachelhallie7483 LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@mortis.1618]

I feel disrespected :( I'm from Ohio-

[@elfinitelodylight]

Oop I’m moving to Ohio-

[@formeridiot8641]

"I hate trees" mrbeast: we dont do that here.

[@jazminecarroll1197]

I came to this video JUST for this comment

[@Oliver-fw6rc]

@Jazmine Carroll Sure.

[@eastia7518]

The reviews on the Grand Canyon remind me of Sokka from avatar. Aang: "There it is, guys, the Great Divide." Katara: "Wow, I could just stare at it forever!" Sokka: "Okay, I've seen enough."

[@Kill3rrockstar]

Yellowstone: "look at all the cool stuff here!" Grand Canyon: "I'm just a hole sir"

[@haleywilson5761]

There aren’t a lot of videos that make me actually laugh out loud, but yours get me every time

[@couldbetheo]

same ! 💜

[@mori2984]

“I got trapped in a chipotle bathroom and it took a really long time for someone to let me out” I’m dead

[@Roxyy_Foxyy]

Well.. I can see the future.. Had a dream someone got trapped in a Chipotle bathroom.. #TryingMyBest not to be weird replying...

[@helltubejackie1086]

@@Roxyy_Foxyy ur fine

[@SteventheOrigin]

Cursed image of spinel, great!

[@kitwarrior4life124]

Save the penguins Sksksk lol hair elastics.

[@mori2984]

Steven Cain that’s my point

[@vraisaveux]

hello from 4 years later, but does the bumper sticker at 11:53 say "MEN who behave rarely make history" ?? what man decided this needed to exist

[@claypill]

as a person from washington state, yes we payed him

[@kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932]

chig cat ayyyy

[@detzpheefe5785]

GIMME MONEY I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU WOULD LIKE O MIGHTY WAHSINGTON

[@savanahleigh2637]

as another person from washington state, i confirm and approveof this comment

[@kaylajohnson4867]

why go to montana when you can go to *_THE EVERGREEN STATE_*

[@kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932]

A thread of fellow Washingtonians T T

[@tymatula]

Imagine being his neighbor and watching him talk to literal plants

[@mackr1940]

They probably realized it was a joke, because he was filming

[@sixthmonthoftheyear]

I would think "IS THAT FRIGGIN JARVIS?" screaming: JARVIS I'M A HUGE FRICKEN FAN OH MY GOSH

[@thatone646]

Oh heck I just commented this exact thing *trying to have an original comment is hard*

[@samsjewellery1331]

Lmao

[@AustinJASMR]

"They wouldn't let me set up a factory and business in the park. I thought the north was SUPPOSED to be industrial. ONE STAR!"

[@lossiestloser1437]

This video: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ "I watched this late at night and tried not to cry laughing to not wake up my family."

[@sofiakohn5681]

"Mommy? Why is the strange man quietly berating the flower while the camera man films him?" "I don't know honey, but let's go over here now."

[@bagel2316]

I thought five minute crafts shot him with a glue gun But he’s back Unless this is a fake Jarvis made out of soda bottles??

[@Mara-yf1se]

This sounds like a poem

[@peachdevils3893]

And toothpaste

[@quirkyblackenby]

I remember reading one Yelp review where the woman said she called the barber a slur and then he messed up her hair. I was like um maybe don’t call people slurs👀

[@misskranky]

imagine walking down the street and seeing a man squatting while staring down a flower