The Worst Yelp Reviews I've Ever Seen

Today we look at the wonderful world of 1-star yelp reviews for national parks.. Pretty fishy
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[@jarvis]

i'm back

[@larawabsie]

Welcome back!!!

[@perxephone7333]

Jarvis Johnson Yasss

[@muddy111]

Jarvis Johnson oh really??? I didn’t know

[@Chloe-uu2xq]

Hi

[@angelina-fp8so]

Oh thank god

[@digitmidget6973]

The Ocean: ⭐★★★★ "Too much water."

[@bubblecat7827]

7.8/10 too much water

[@Vgamer311]

Ok ign

[@backhander8710]

Pokemon reference yooo

[@jolili98]

“Too deep & mysterious. Got weird vibes.”

[@jessicatgrowl7614]

Too salty. I just wanted a drink of water and almost died.

[@charliedrawz9031]

HORRIBLE! ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ “The moose wouldn’t let my daughter ride them and we got kicked out for ‘disruption of wildlife’ WHAT THE HELL!?”

[@supermoose726]

No way I’m letting your daughter ride me.

[@Thor-Orion]

Supermoose but can your daughter ride him?

[@aisha5156]

MikeyXSuicide The drama. We’ll find out next time on Yelp Reviewers Suck...

[@malewife6287]

Supermoose i choked cuz my mind is in the gutter

[@mtheg671]

@@supermoose726 more like the other way around am I right? *Jumps Off Grand Canyon*

[@Bartholomew1738eh]

Skydiving experience center: ⭐☆☆☆☆ Wouldn't let me jump without parachute

[@KristiMerrittjesussaves]

..... dark

[@FondueTheGoober]

YOU CANT STOP ME

[@voxvolhynia5400]

⭐☆☆☆☆ The power-tripping staff viciously forced me to wear a parachute, and don't even get me started on the large geriatric community.

[@cctproductions6976]

Dnt relZw e thw parahcute

[@cctproductions6976]

aa

[@sym7434]

they're literally complaining that the grand canyon is a canyon

[@TheWagonroast]

"YOU SAID IT WAS A GRAND" -some guy who doesn't know what grand means

[@sweethysteria8737]

But… There’s no Dippin Dots :(

[@thecrowoncampus]

@@sweethysteria8737 What?! I need my Dippin Dots... :(

[@josebales3944]

@@thecrowoncampus me 2... :(

[@ChristianMr_C]

@@josebales3944 me 3.... (っ_/●╭╮●)っ

[@ttvfoxtxl3668]

⭐️☆☆☆☆ “I tried to take the whole lake with me and maybe a couple of trees but I was stopped????”

[@z3rox969]

⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ “My daughter just wanted a 3 or 4 geysers but the park rangers stopped her??!

[@theworstname3944]

Hippity Hoppity *Your geyser is now my property*

[@Itnasias]

⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ This zoo is a horrible place. I let my son climb the fence into the tiger exhibit and the zoo had to save him so that the tiger wouldn’t go near my son. All in all, this zoo does have a great selection of animals. But if you want to let your kids play with the tigers, this place isn’t for you.

[@lolcpr3464]

Saisanti Xiong lmao

[@chipskylark5500]

Hahhahaa

[@marblebongos2794]

Should've killed the tiger instead of the gorilla

[@moery2435]

**Harambe flashbacks**

[@bobobluedog]

@@missingnotheglitchmon actully most zoos I'm America are really good for animals and promote conservation. Like the Bronx zoo and the San Diego zoo are both really good examples.

[@crowsscareme9342]

Alternative title: adults shocked when they travel to a National Park and find that it is, indeed, a park

[@baileyayyy5085]

I'm pretty sure most of these reviews were written by spoiled teenagers lol

[@luizearaujo5844]

People *shocked* to find they CAN NOT take an animal home!!!

[@chipskylark5500]

They were looking for the National Theme Park

[@BookOfMorman]

It's not a park, it's a hole. Parks have dippin dots! Weren't you paying attention?

[@CourtneyB444]

Probably mad they couldn't dump their kids somewhere.

[@ditto-127]

⭐☆☆☆☆ “The plane wouldn’t even let us experience and touch the clouds for ourselves. What a disappointment!”

[@mysteriouskenzie4412]

Disap-plane-tment

[@theyoungottoman3533]

Considering how plants reproduce, Jarvis growling "kids live in this neighborhood" at that sex offender Bird-of-Paradise is a fair move.

[@cinderstreaks4507]

Well, that took a turn

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

Yeah bro, it totally tried to rape his nose 😂

[@AmythestAnimations]

yeah pollen is just the plant equivalent to sperm :(

[@AngelCaz7]

⭐☆☆☆☆ "the tree trunks were too thin and the security didnt let my daughter take a fox home w us."

[@noahearle6494]

that's just a normal day in my book.

[@Sparx632]

Those trees sound VERY artificial

[@stanstanstan2597]

Was it the work of UFOs?!?!

[@Sepia_formal]

Tristan McQuern shouldn’t have said that SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT

[@neon-kitty-7472]

Lol the rule is rule

[@LezbeOswald]

95% of one-star yelp reviews are "the underpaid government/service workers did their job and didn't let me have any fun :("

[@mysteryman4553]

"Mommy? Who's the grown man talking to plants?" "Just ignore him junior"

[@josieparker4710]

That’s just Jarvis! Last week he yelled at a cactus after HE touched it

[@sillygoose2878]

1 star The stones were grey, they weren’t even yellow!

[@SkyheadStudio]

I read this in a drew gooden voice

[@livispuzzled]

@@SkyheadStudio omg same

[@lilackuki]

I can't express my hatred for your profile picture

[@stuffedbrains]

@@lilackuki he just had a 3 course meal and is expressing how full he is after eating, nothing else…

[@nicks6657]

YESS!

[@nitron3515]

★☆☆☆☆ "I couldn't jump in the geyser, and the place wasn't yellow like it said it was." - Joe M.

[@gabrielsmithdahl4067]

You're Aviator205, who's Joe???

[@nitron3515]

@@gabrielsmithdahl4067 Funny

[@gabrielsmithdahl4067]

@@nitron3515 Jesus dude, come on, you know how your supposed to reply, idc if its not funny anymore.

[@nitron3515]

@@gabrielsmithdahl4067 Fine... Heres the old joke... JOE MAMA hahhahahhahah funny hhahah original

[@gabrielsmithdahl4067]

@@nitron3515 lol, gets me every time. Of you didn't want it, why'd you set it up so beautifully?

[@drucilladeville]

Conspiracy theory: other states are paying for bad reviews of state parks in other states and they’re all in a rivalry

[@nogoodcontentallowed8509]

also, as an aside, it absolutely does snow in glacier in june and it is very trippy. as a kid my parents took me and my brother on vacation there, and let me tell you, taking your kids to have a snowball fight in the middle of summer is an s-tier parent move

[@captainc.7130]

“You put pollen in my NOSE” he says as he shoves his face into a flower

[@flooshm]

"One star"

[@sebastienlorentz5421]

That scene really confused me those plants are native far away from where he lives and VERY hard to grow i was very surprised to see it 😂

[@insertcoolnameidea1422]

Lol basically. Imagine just driving past and seeing a grown man insulting a flower

[@exert9995]

@@flooshm *"w h a t?"*

[@VroK4]

Lol

[@Paulinastic]

“I can not believe the rangers wanted to protect my family and I from some possibly dangerous animals in a national park, one star” Okie dokie then.

[@ssharkbait]

Emma Pullinen kinda sounds like he was planning to get his family mauled on purpose. Would explain why he was mad he couldn’t attract bears by leaving food around. The rangers were on to him.

[@Ryu1ify]

@@ssharkbait Honestly you might be onto something big here, because there's no real other reason for there to have been a review that's best summed up as, "the views were postcard worthy and at no point was my daughter eaten alive by a grizzly bear, 1 star"

[@mariamimi11297]

I love how the people expecting *wild animals* to put on a show for them and being seen the whole visit.

[@Cheezitnator]

Exactly, there's already a place for that: Sea World or the circus ten years ago.

[@Uufda651]

Joe is the guy who caused the Please Don't Ride The Turtles/Hug The Bears/Pet The Wolves/ etc. signs at tourist locations. It was him.

[@astridbittersparrow5068]

*Life* ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Feels like the longest thing I’ll do.

[@Johncornwell103]

@Just Me just be rich

[@astridbittersparrow5068]

FAST1029384756J r/wooosh

[@VictorCN]

@@astridbittersparrow5068 r/wooosh

[@PHAToregon]

Vicente and Friends 😂

[@lunnalocca9376]

It feels long till it gets cut early.

[@scornonthecob5375]

I can’t stop laughing thinking about what it looked like to passerby when Jarvis was having a standoff with the Bird of Paradise

[@regann7227]

Just keep walking just keep walking What do we do? We walk walk walk

[@Herpestidae]

To be fair someone had to be recording this on video so I guess they assumed he was YouTubing or Instagramming or something.

[@carl_Grimes_drawz]

Right XD XD there wasn’t editing then XD

[@Nintentoad125]

One star

[@jaydenicholofficial]

Same

[@abic9048]

⭐️☆☆☆☆ Took the kids and their great-aunt to Yellowstone national park over the summer. The bears in the holes were weird but the grass was nice. The rangers unfortunately were not helpful in getting my son out of the lake, hence the one star. Also the strict rules on goat racing made the trip less enjoyable.

[@qatonfire7476]

◾◽◽◽◽ "Would not let me fight the bears. Very rude. Yelled at me when I tried to burn the forest down and took away my flamethrower. Breathtaking view and they give away free cars to every visitor. All in all a mediocre experience at best."

[@tombuck]

My favorite yelp reviews are the ones like, “this was absolutely perfect and exceeded all my expectations- 4/5.”

[@TibsisTops]

"beCaUse THeReS aLWAys roOm fOr iMPrOVeMent"

[@tinabean713]

@@TibsisTops My son's high school social skills (autism program) teacher used to say that everytime I asked him why he gave my son a B. Like his GPA is crap enough, why are you doing this?!?

[@pinkwolfgirl13]

@@tinabean713 I had an art teacher where the highest score was a 99% since there's always room for improvement. One point is fine but an entire letter grade is too much. But it also depends on the grading scale, for instance one point off on that principle then 7 for actual errors would be a 92, a 'B' when the 'A' range is 93 - 100.

[@unfoundpump]

"never been there. Never seen it. 5/5 (in worse cases 1/5)"

[@Vessel767]

@@mssunnylunarain7 people *rate you?*

[@phonixd1941]

*AWFUL* ⭐️☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ There was mud everywhere! Omg can’t you clean the forest?? *ONE STAR*

[@GPCarReviews]

Sir this is a McDonald's drive thru

[@iwanttobeverified]

Sir this is a store

[@saitamabutwithhair413]

Sir this is a Starbucks

[@david.7542]

Sir this is a alabama.

[@felixroux]

Sir this is *Insert Place here*

[@jessmohr3811]

I work at a park and so I genuinely appreciate this video 😂 customers often complain when they don’t see wild animals and when they do, they complain about me telling them not to harass the animals. Customers also sometimes don’t realize that the people who work at the parks don’t have control over the wildlife cause ya know it’s wild 😂

[@crampedturtle]

What do they do just go up to you and expect you to grab handy dandy leash and just put it on one of the wolves

[@spikethefurry6039]

You're not subscribed to Jarvis just to Jarvis gold

[@erinhaury5773]

My aunt was a park ranger and she always had the wildest stories. One guy rented a spot for tent camping, checked in, headed out for the spot... then came back a while later claiming his tent had been stolen. She tried taking a report, but when she asked for the description, he got confused. Turns out, he thought renting the spot meant all the gear would be supplied as well. Umm... Not so much, my man. Also, a ton of people asked when the deer turn into elk. I saw them do it, and it baffles me that the conflation of the two species is so common.

[@fe26lover45]

SOL III: ★☆☆☆☆ “Too many carbon based life forms”

[@psychedelicfeline6164]

Don’t be like Jarvis- Don’t verbally abuse your local bird of paradise.

[@ok-ms3ke]

Shut up it put pollen in my nose

[@latedawns1797]

Hybrid Atom love your photos

[@cassimacannon7902]

And if you see someone verbally abusing your local Bird of Paradise, please tell someone.

[@wkr9881]

Are you being sarcastic?!?!?

[@shadowscribbles9078]

It is highly encouraged to not hurt the Bird of Paradise’s feelings, because it is highly sensitive and might put pollen in your nose if intimidated.

[@halaileybailey]

It takes a special kind of person to be offended by GLACIERS

[@snailuka]

only a special breed known as a Karen is capable of this act

[@brucebaker810]

Icy what you did there.

[@jacobcain8203]

Burn

[@brucebaker810]

A Mammoth disappointment.

[@kianaafsharr]

@L , h u h

[@JoeyBeene]

⭐️ *The Airport* I brought my AK-47 for self defense, but I wasn’t aloud to bring it past security. I pointed the gun at the police, and they rudely arrested me 🤦🏽‍♂️. If you want to aim guns at people, the airport isn’t for you. 🙄

[@Humptygotadumpy]

I yelled “BOMB” for self defense and then I got in trouble like wha???😤😤😤🙄🙄🙄

[@Narnyx]

Okay so that one about Glacier that said the roads were closed for snow: I grew up near Waterton (the Canadian side). I have seen freak snowstorms literally year round, there's always at least one well past when it seems like it should be done. Those roads were absolutely closed for snow.

[@malachiroberts1465]

No you fool, stupid sheeple! It’s ALIENS!!!!!!

[@dtrippsbold7931]

I can’t believe Jarvis got Tree and Bush to collab in one of his videos

[@coconutshrimp7919]

He's really moving up in the world. I hear his next video might have shrub

[@silvijashehi8478]

123abc Sound is going to collab in his next video, too!!

[@lucas-6107]

I mean, it took 2 months of negotiation-

[@pillargaming6923]

omg what if he collaborates with leaf

[@astari_1014]

Dont forget that flower! Even though he wasn't that good.

[@tinadong9486]

One time I was reading through the reviews for my family's restaurant. One one star review said something like "They eat dogs. Someone needs to shut them down." (My family is Asian) 1. It's illegal to eat dogs. 2. No, we don't eat dogs. What really makes me mad is that commented this on every single family owned restaurant and what did they comment on Panda Express? "Excellent service! Great quality Chinese food!"

[@KristiMerrittjesussaves]

I am also Asian and I’m pretty mad after reading this, just because you are Asian does not automatically mean you eat dogs, the person who was commenting that was likely a teenager or child trying to be a smartass, still though it’s very offensive

[@lsmmoore1]

Either this is an edgelord teenager or a die-hard Trump supporter. Both groups would so something like that.

[@MayFlora]

How gross 🤮 people like that are awful

[@aidenorpington4637]

tf

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

Sounds like Panda Express hired someone.

[@goofyahh2701]

⭐☆☆☆☆ I was at the _______ skate park and there were TEENS playing music that had the word DAMN in it. THERE ARE YOUNG CHILDREN WITH FRAGILE AND HOLY MINDS! I will call the police next time! -Karen

[@tommyhiggie5718]

imagine seeing a random dude smack talking a flower

[@pow3rpup706]

Nature is terrible Everything’s green 1/10

[@CrispyShroom]

Don't forget brown

[@subydyber4439]

And sometimes darker green

[@subydyber4439]

Abandoned Channel is that a DHMIS reference

[@ironicacunit]

@@sweethysteria8737 oooooooooh stan that lil bit of Paige the notepad!

[@cazer8082]

@@sweethysteria8737 Green is not a creative color!

[@sarahtwitt]

Karen S. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ "They wouldn't let me speak to their manager"

[@mishkeisha]

Linda M. ⭐️ ☆☆☆☆ Karen brought store bought cookies to the PTA meeting.

[@QueerAndHunger]

Joe M. ⭐☆☆☆☆ "Karen took the kids. Shit lawyer."

[@lavish95]

@@QueerAndHunger *who is joe*

[@peppapig7429]

Barbara J. ⭐☆☆☆☆ Facebook wouldn't let me speak to the manager. So horrible!

[@sarahtwitt]

Im proud of this reply chain

[@keeganmason4859]

The neighbors mustve been really confused when Jarvis was filming the intro

[@caleblastname6969]

Once saw a one star review for a BAKERY. “You almost killed my gluten free friend”

[@Humptygotadumpy]

I mean I’m pretty sure there’s such thing as gluten free baked goods

[@BlinkOnWheels]

Oh Jesus Christ!

[@sonmihae-joo6286]

celiac's disease is rather serious though :\

[@trollface9223]

i mean, if it was supposed to be gluten free stuff its kind of justified

[@MiyaMam948]

What's funny is that it sounds like the friend themself is, in fact, gluten-free

[@rach3092]

“Mommy why is that weird man talking to a flower?” “Don’t worry Billy he’s just a KZbinr”

[@keikoe5661]

Undertale fans: “You’ll get used to it.”

[@Neku628]

Billy: But Bobby says KZbinrs r Boomers!

[@user-pl4fx1jl3u]

@@keikoe5661 nice

[@mayawood403]

Amen

[@justsomeguywithouthair6222]

Rach, is that a reference to TAWOG?

[@cole-rg3lb]

Literally no one Jarvis: Gets barely touched by plant and sneezes Also Jarvis: Puts whole face up to the plant and does not sneeze

[@RiotousRaichu]

Are we still doing the "nobody" thing?

[@onedayillbesomething1570]

NORCALXxMrDxX yes it’s still funny.

[@onedayillbesomething1570]

Cole Scully your profile picture makes your comment even better!🤣

[@wikzy.7966]

NORCALXxMrDxX no it’s not

[@RiotousRaichu]

@@onedayillbesomething1570 It wasn't really funny when it first became a thing

[@madison_is_very_cool]

imagine seeing jarvis on the side walk yelling at a plant

[@gabriellabigler]

When he read a review that said:: “I’ve traveled all across the States[…]The hot lunches at my school are better[…]” I thought, how old is this person because I’m guessing they’re still in school, yet they’ve travelled all over the United States and feel like they are entitled to be a critic?

[@avalasialove]

It’s probably a fake review. Why someone would post a fake review is beyond me.

[@g.t.3186]

Could be a military brat. I've travelled all across my country too and am still in university.

[@Mikeanglo]

Grand Canyon: Sucks. The animals weren't even doing their jobs. 1/5

[@nemtosiltin14]

They don’t even pay taxes!

[@SorowFame]

@@nemtosiltin14 how come they can get away with it but I can’t?

[@brucebaker810]

It's just...a really (admittedly REALLY) Big Hole. "Oh look. At all the dirt that aint there. Quick. Take a picture". No roller coaster. A drop like that BUILT IN ffs. No half mile Bungee Plunge. No imagination. No...flair. Flume ride: too long. No auto-photo service. Animals. Too few. Too far. Too boring. None ofthem talked or waved or let us pose the kids with them for pix.

[@Croach193]

"My daughter tried to take the Mona Lisa and they tased her!" That one had me dying. Lol.

[@shannontobin7825]

I just imagine myself as a pedestrian watching a guy filming a video of himself having a one sided conversation, getting ready to throw hands with a plant

[@mpnb2162]

Grand canyon: "I'm just a hole sir"

[@someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006]

But it can be fixed with the power of *FLEX TAPE*

[@mpnb2162]

@@someguywhosometimesmakesjo1006 i dont know how to tell you that this is a sex joke

[@lilmao4482]

Oof, I didn’t even realize (Also, yaay, Maki roll :D)

[@ko-kun2579]

@Dallas Ziegler 😏 I get it.

[@ironicacunit]

Mam this is the grand canyon

[@urmom-wc8rb]

⭐☆☆☆☆ "i tried stealing a flower bush and i cant get it off the soil!?!?!?! unacceptable!!!!!!"

[@neon-kitty-7472]

Funny where you found it

[@neon-kitty-7472]

Thanks for rewrite them.

[@avocado8137]

Your pfp makes this comment better lol

[@Domenic_the_nerd96]

No one: People watching a grown man loudly talking to a flower in a Firm Tone: 👁 👄 👁

[@irighterotica]

"I would give it 0 stars if I could." They could've. All they had to do was post nothing.

[@shadowscribbles9078]

Before visiting a national park, please consider the following: It is going to be hot or cold, depending on where you are. They don’t have AC or heaters for a park that is outside. It is a national park. Do not expect good WiFi if any. The rangers/staff can’t control the animals because they are animals. Don’t get mad if you don’t see a certain animal. They are probably doing something called surviving. Have fun! It’s a national park. Breathe in the air and look at some of the amazing sites around the park.

[@savannahstargaze]

Also lots of people go missing in national parks so dont do that

[@burcebanning]

it honestly amazes me that people don't understand that the allure of a national park is that it's the *wilderness* where human tampering is minimal

[@maximummax7232]

@@burcebanning but the bears don’t personally serve me dippin’ dots, so 1-star /j

[@MsSphinx91]

Some of the parks/accommodations have more amenities than others, but you have to do some basic research and set expectations accordingly. The lodges with nicer amenities are going to cost a premium. And generally, the parks out West are better maintained, probably because they earn more revenue. If you know these things going in, it shouldn't be an issue.

[@MsSphinx91]

@@savannahstargaze lots of people need to consider guided treks if they don't have experience.

[@ndg3115]

*Nature* 0/5 Plants were disrespectful and one even gave me a rash. Never coming outside ever again.

[@nightdreamer2315]

narzos well yeah why would you do that outside??

[@SirrSerpent]

narzos, Your comment is hilarious and deserves way more likes.

[@jordaneleisonceramics2420]

Every once and awhile, I come back to this video just to watch the intro again. Never isn't funny. ONE... STAR... BITCH!

[@lossiestloser1437]

This video: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ "I watched this late at night and tried not to cry laughing to not wake up my family."

[@mr.potatochipp9289]

I saw a one star review that said, "Good service." Maybe they didn't know how reviews worked...

[@o.s8573]

Maybe there was good service - and everything else was terrible. 1/5 'Good service (but that's it).'

[@pufferfish5065]

@@o.s8573 how would you explain the reviews that have 5 starts but says "worst thing ever"

[@natalyaporter5730]

Maybe it’s backwards in some places.

[@snailuka]

good service, you get a gold star

[@brucebaker810]

give that review a bad review, 5 stars. THAT'll show him!

[@gettinmoney1203]

the fact that he did this in public is something that i'll always respect

[@ydunduntalmud705]

Though Jacob Hornberger won the most primaries and received the most votes, Jo Jorgensen was chosen as the party's presidential nominee on the night of May 23, 2020, after four rounds of voting

[@supersillystuffs]

Yeah, Dude

[@AydenSchofield]

Yuri Tarded Wait what?

[@ebicbarton]

@@AydenSchofield that's Jarvis Johnson the politician

[@caleblewis8169]

He actually did it in his backyard

[@misskranky]

imagine walking down the street and seeing a man squatting while staring down a flower

[@erinabbott9745]

As a Montanan, SPECIFICALLY living in the flathead valley and can go to GNP whenever, snow in late june is ABSOLUTELY normal. I went snowshoeing in july in glacier, no aliens, just cold weather that gets stuck on the beautiful rocky mountains

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

⭐☆☆☆☆ Clearly this post was made by aliens and I do not appreciate Jarvis accommodating such misinformation! If I could give this post 0 stars I would!

[@shakayla4056]

KZbin ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ They didn’t let me hack into the government database and declare war on !! They also force me to watch an advert for five seconds? Do I look like a boomer smh

[@Detective_Grav]

Lol😂

[@veghead05]

Lmao

[@JBC352]

I’m gonna guess that last reviewer kept seeing rangers everywhere cuz they were purposefully watching him and his family. I mean, they tried to litter, take parts of nature, and get close to that poor mountain goat; I’d be on high alert too. Jesus...

[@flowerbed1106]

I am the 69th like

[@xcherryxxchanx3425]

Yeah my family goes camping all the time and we are never watched by the Rangers

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

"I punched a guy, tried to steal a TV and left spilt coffee all over the floor, why is mall security watching me???"

[@artpadlife8]

I work in customer service and we often get reviews about things that are out of our control or completely irrelevant so this video was exactly what I needed right now lol. Thank you for always making such funny content.

[@yellobanana6456]

I can imagine walking past Jarvis on the street and seeing him intensely talking to a flower.

[@brittanyb2476]

Literally saw a 1 star review that said "I've never been here!" 🤔

[@junipermuniper]

i saw a review of my old school that just said "i didn't go there"

[@stanstanstan2597]

Humans have already lost. People like that REALLY grind my gears.

[@felixroux]

Loads of those.

[@videoswithcay]

Amazon reviews that are 5 stars and start with “I haven’t received it yet, but...”

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

It's old people who see the option to leave a review and assume that they HAVE to.

[@KarkatVantasBitches]

The only time I left a one star review was when I asked if there were nuts in a cake because my boyfriend is severely allergic. They lied and said no, so he ate it. It was so scary...

[@commandercat10]

That makes sense

[@kiralonely1307]

Life threatening deserves one star, and that situation is indeed their fault. Def worthy of that rating tbh.

[@addison7624]

But that’s a legitimate reason

[@KarkatVantasBitches]

@@addison7624 yup. It's why that's the only 1 star review I've ever given.

[@nocturalTragedy]

Instead of a 1 star review that shouldve been a lawsuit

[@meowbieenz]

His neighbours be like: Oml- he is doing crazy stuff again.. and why is he shoving his nose into the flower?

[@mjesticbeats7097]

I like the fact that he bleeped the word "fk" in a way that the word still came through 🤣

[@tobybrown6501]

*HORRIBLE!!* ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Too many Birds of Paradise...

[@yarglewithwings9112]

"My daughter tried to take the Mona Lisa, and they tazed her" dude, same.

[@dreugh424]

Grand Canyon: Massive in-ground cliff faces. Sheer red stone layers, and- "One star. Has no geysers, no animals... tiny eagles, etc." Yellowstone: Scenic, well-preserved park featuring luscious lakes, tress, amazing geysers, and animals that- "Would give zero stars. Boring. Has no giant hole."

[@riverciver8528]

Ocean ⭐️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ “Too much salt”

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

"What do you do for a living?" "I make KZbin videos!" "About what?" "I um... I threaten flowers sometimes."

[@felixroux]

He has a job outside of KZbin.

[@avilaw6396]

Felix Roux not anymore he quit software engineering. He’s a full time KZbinr now

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

@@felixroux *had

[@mateoguillen6881]

Jarvis: You put polen in my NOSE Also Jarvis: get's closer to the flower and smelling it

[@crabken4969]

Atomicus video Studios one star!

[@meridzs]

getting closer to the flower and smelling it is the only way to intimidate flowers

[@squarepotatoes]

13:24 These old people are my hero

[@blankb.2277]

4:07 rafting at the Grand Canyon is 10x more fun than a roller coaster, and no lines :)

[@amberhynes2754]

Tourists: go to see a giant hole in the ground Also tourists: don’t bother going to the Grand Canyon, it’s just a giant hole in the ground 😡

[@ZionStrickland]

To be fair, Rollercoasters in the Grand Canyon would be awesome

[@HollyHummingbirdriver]

Zion Strickland and dangerous

[@felixroux]

​@@HollyHummingbirdriver How does the fact it's over the grand canyon make it anymore dangerous?

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

"ive seen better" wait, what? where? on mars? The grand canyon is the biggest on the entire planet! WTF is he talking about?

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

To be fair tho, I've been to every major national park in america, and yellowstone is by far the best. Edit: then the next part is trashing yellowstone. lol. School lunches? What? I thought i remembered several restaurants there. Maybe thats just what your parents are feeding you kid...

[@skylar4602]

One star. My husband killed the bear we saw and the malicious rangers arrested him! He was just trying to protect our precious babies. Ranger jerks. -Karen A

[@graciedrawz3195]

their last name is "Asshole" for anybody wondering

[@kittylol7971]

@@graciedrawz3195 oh thx for letting me know :-)

[@sweethysteria8737]

If the bear actually attacked or threaten a tourists children, the tourist probably would be in their rights to kill it. But I’m assuming the bear didn’t actually threaten them in this post

[@thelanktheist2626]

@@sweethysteria8737 yeah it probably like looked at them, that and a human man cannot possibly kill a bear with his bare ((HAH)) hands, or even a few tools you’ll carry around the park.

[@FlyForAWhiteTy]

I left my first ever review this year just to let people know how unsafe my favorite coffee place had become during a pandemic. It hurt to write it.

[@leahs9968]

The forest: 1/5 Too many trees. -Ronald E.

[@formeridiot8641]

"I hate trees" mrbeast: we dont do that here.

[@jazminecarroll1197]

I came to this video JUST for this comment

[@Oliver-fw6rc]

@Jazmine Carroll Sure.

[@Vok250]

"I used to work at Yelp" Well that explains why he quit a lucrative career in software to do KZbin. I've heard working at Yelp is a 1 star experience.

[@michellemahmud901]

I’ve heard it’s not even ........

[@rnm6048]

Kind of ironic huh

[@asmolbean9300]

I wonder what the yelp reviews are for yelp

[@bread3050]

@@asmolbean9300 Yelp has 2 stars on Yelp.

[@shirashirashirashirashir]

He also worked at Patreon so.

[@savymaki9980]

The beginning sketch is the funniest thing I’ve seen in forever, I really needed that 😂😂😂

[@MidnightXRanma]

Imagine witnessing Jarvis irl actually talking to a plant like that without the voice over

[@daisylovin6447]

jarvis putting the angry one star reviews on the background of those beautiful scenic pictures from the parks is possibly the biggest power move of the century

[@blanche__]

What?

[@lvly5357]

Comic The Adventurer 8:04 example.

[@megglepeggle6275]

"There were so many strict rules about disturbing the nature AND BEARS at this national park!" Uh, yeah i sure hope it does.

[@rumblezerofive]

Are you a Greg or a Craig, I assume we are both guy

[@Lili-sg2ok]

Drew gooden turns around, "me?"

[@jessicatgrowl7614]

Rumble Zero just came across Jarvis after making my way through Drew, Kurtis, Danny, and Cody. Am I being led down this path or what?

[@jeffantonio1627]

Love when national park reviews complain about tourists. As opposed to the native population of Yellowstone which consists of buffalo.

[@kroganpopy9206]

As a resident of Montana, who grew up here, I can attest that if you decide to visit here in any capacity, you can expect blizzards well into April.

[@ethanlivemere1162]

"There was no wifi, so there was, like, nothing to do in this national park." "Also, only bears once."

[@rxz7239]

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[@rca2540]

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[@slothbushido9436]

“The only times it’s acceptable to cry is during funerals and at the Grand Canyon.” -Ron Swanson

[@himdotcom]

You beat me to it. Bravo.

[@wolfheart8604]

I love Ron.

[@aliveslice]

Grand Canyon is just that bad huh

[@sawyershoe]

It was only so long until he got popular enough

[@eoincampbell1584]

Now I want to have a funeral at the grand canyon where they chuck my body off into it.

[@veralin-alter615]

One star! This hike has too much nature! I wish they would construct a few more buildings.

[@zekomalouk575]

I’ve been to the Grand Canyon before, it is Stunning rather, the open landscape is beautiful yet “lackluster” as people describe it as because Arizona is a desert. Personally, the nature of the Grand Canyon, even being there is rather breathtaking that you are standing near a monument rather.

[@basicwhitegirl3558]

Is it just me or is Jarvis looking extra fine these days

[@fionafroyo415]

basic white girl lol the fact that he hearted this 😆

[@sxturnxsistersx6455]

Lynn L He was getting hate like “Your gap is bigger than my future”.

[@cyb11114]

I’m offended he wasn’t supposed to be cuter >.> he wasn’t supposed to turn into daddy XD

[@carl_Grimes_drawz]

SxturnxSistersx ya because they had no future at all so who did they really roast like I mean I think an atom is bigger than their future soooo....

[@siarivers6787]

Oh yeah he is ;)

[@thetableoflegend9814]

The issue with reviews is that people usually only review things when they had a bad experience, which skews the actual satisfaction rate Plus, fake reviews and reviews from people with unreasonable expectations are just the worst.

[@deathisuponus8209]

12:47 if you think that is bad then you should see the ones where they say it was great but the add a one star review

[@achillez_489]

12:07 as a Montana native there for sure is snow in June, we get snow and negative weather up until mid July sometimes. Especially in 2016, that was a pretty sucky year for us. 2021 also sucked big time

[@iamethanmarsh3627]

Jarvis is trying his best. Immediately after he comes back he talks to plants.

[@tillymae7018]

Lmao 😂😂

[@dlou9227]

I'm really tempted to make a good omens reference but I won't

[@ebrown4156]

Ok, small story about yellowstone, I went with my family two years ago and at one of the geysers I started to feel severe pain in my stomach. My mom and a ranger after a little web MD'ing thought it might be appendicitis and drove me to the nearest hospital in Cody, WY. TLDR; I got my appendix removed because a ranger went above and beyond, the view and animals there were pretty cool too.

[@erin0322]

★☆☆☆☆ Went to Yellowstone to see the geysers, but started feeling sever abdominal pain. A ranger helped figure out that I had appendicitis and I was rushed to the hospital. Had to get my appendix removed AND I didn’t even get to see the geysers, all because some park ranger couldn’t mind his own business.

[@acee7546]

Imagine going for a walk and you just see some guy yelling ONE STAR at a flower

[@kimt4087]

😅😂

[@nateds7326]

1:01 did Jarvis turn into Jesse Pinkman for a second?