They Had To Film This Terrible Christmas Movie Twice

[@pencilcase3183]

That santa baby club scene felt like a fever dream

[@spacespider7734]

Pencil Case I was scrolling like “Is NO ONE talking about that!?”

[@ratzzi7301]

Wow, that’s an actual sentence you just typed...never thought I’d see it

[@ausername5410]

Pencil Case It wasn’t?

[@theseus8408]

Pencil Case that’s what clubs are like in Canada

[@bmar400]

Timestamp?

[@maria_____.]

yellow shirt and yellow nail polish?? *chefs kiss*

[@Maverick_Maple_Syrup]

maria What’s up with the yellow nail polish? Is it for a cause?

[@maria_____.]

@@Maverick_Maple_Syrup yellow usually represents cancer awareness. there's this girl lily, who passed away from cancer a few days ago and people have been changing their profile pics to a yellow one in support and i assumed it's related to that, but it could be a coincidence

[@ninisantol]

@Hunter Sluss painting one nail could also be for the polished man movement. it basically just means men painting one fingernail to represent a child who is a vicitm of abuse

[@maria_____.]

@@ninisantol possibly!! considering what a wholesome person kurtis is, its probably for a cause

[@ninisantol]

@maria yeah definitely, he’s such a nice dude, i wouldn’t put it past him to know about these movements

[@choefaith]

every teen in this movie is at least 30 years old.

[@pierbertone2957]

and even being that old the acting is cringeworthy

[@dahliablack3999]

Always

[@RogueAstro85]

Tbh I was pretty high while watching it and I forgot they were supposed to be teens halfway through.

[@jaimeesummer5334]

This comment is so fricking old but your really pretty !

[@russianname2986]

Ryan White I don’t think I would remember they were supposed to be teenagers even if I was sober

[@brattierr]

the Cantonese part just sounded like racism with extra steps

[@bae-jing4260]

i speak cantonese and that scene made me want to duct tape my ears closed

[@veggieramen1021]

@@bae-jing4260 i speak cantonese as well and i didnt understand a word of it???

[@bigsimp2695]

I can speak and understand Cantonese and listening to his attempt to speak it made me lose multiple brain cells

[@a.a.g.h.1679]

The weird thing is this seems to be a trope? We have this movie, and then in The Christmas Mail review on Drew Gooden’s channel, Santa’s daughter speaks what I can assume to be Cantonese, but knowing the budget on these movies and how much they care about being accurate, probably not.

[@jordinagel1184]

This movie: progressive enough that “Chinese” isn’t technically a language and that it’s (mostly) comprised of Mandarin and Cantonese Also this movie: racist enough to make a stretch of Cantonese sound like a racist Chinese impression by Dana Carvey or Mike Meyers

[@lizdee3243]

The little girl horrifiedly asking if the Energizer Bunny isn't real was legitimately funny

[@DogNamedWatson]

Honestly yeah, like it genuinely made me laugh. I can't believe he didn't get the joke

[@giannamation]

@@DogNamedWatson Yeah I can't tell if he actually didn't get it or if he was just pretending as a joke

[@pestylucas7406]

@@DogNamedWatsonidk I feel like he’s trying really hard to be upset at a lot of elements of the movie lmao, I didn’t think it was nearly as bad as he made it seem

[@kellabdjfoo]

i agree@@pestylucas7406

[@TheStopmotion2]

Energizer I hardly know her

[@muggins2279]

I love how they make santa hip and cool by turning him into a republican senator

[@Random-sk6hm]

LMFAO

[@everythingwillbefinecami]

Underrated comment

[@seachelle2316]

HAHAHAA

[@audreykosydar6076]

I SCREAMED😂😂😂

[@artsyhoodies]

OH GOD WHY ARE YOU NOT WRONG

[@olive-ridley6080]

They wood-stained Santa to make him hot, he looks like he's a leather couch whose wish came true to become a real man

[@becauseimafan]

🤣🤣🤣 Best comment, holy sh-t! I want this phrase to live in my brain forever so I can enjoy it whenever I want a laugh, OMG! 🤣🤣

[@ayannabranchcomb7535]

This is one of theee best insults ive seen today 😂

[@leethefaxmachine8980]

Omg I’m dyyyyiiiing 😂

[@zinatreasure1143]

PLEASEEEEE YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SNAP SO HARD

[@dahliadoll1110]

LOL 😭😭😭

[@jess3264]

Ya can’t fool us Kurtis, the opening of this video was obviously your second audition reel to be Neil Breen’s Production Editor

[@blueblueman7752]

Jess Thomson maybe, maybe. I have one who can’t outsmart bullet.

[@chrizelle3966]

Take a shot each time kurtis references Neil breen

[@chrizelle3966]

yeah I KURTIS😎 K - N U - E R - I T - L I - Breen S -

[@Bianca1207-g5f]

Why wasn't this hearted by him???

[@annulizbeth]

@@Bianca1207-g5f He might have been busy and didn't get to this comment .

[@popejaimie]

Theory: she thought mall Santas were animatronic until she poked him and felt human flesh. Suddenly she realized that instead of harmlessly venting some Christmas frustration on an inanimate object, she’d been viciously insulting and now assaulting a real person

[@damienearl8302]

She could've also thought the belly was fake, which is...okay, no, that's still dumb, but maybe!

[@SuzER08]

@Damien Earl I thought the same thing- she assumed it was a fat suit or a pillow stuffed in there but when she poked him and it was his real body she realized and felt super embarrassed

[@Quirderph]

This actually did happen at an amusement park in Sweden. A woman kicked a suit actor who was seated at a meet-and-greet throne, dressed like The Phantom. She claimed that she mistook him for a doll.

[@damienearl8302]

@@Quirderph ...I feel like that skips the reason as to why someone would kick a doll, unprompted, at an amusement park-

[@Quirderph]

@@damienearl8302 I honestly don't remember if the newspaper article I read about it in went into detail about that aspect, either.

[@bellad4019]

Santa looks like a politician after the montages. He’s literally every American politician

[@riabouchinska]

I know, it kinda grosses me out tbh

[@Supremedalex]

And the way he says huge at the Suit place reminds of someone very specific

[@dodie3412]

i was thinking more like a 1950’s business man

[@emilyb.8219]

Every *Republican

[@kianadresse891]

You traitor, how dare you show your face here after what you did to meme man

[@panakinskywalker6391]

So are we just gonna ignore the fact that no one acknowledges that their mall santa also just so happens to be real life santa from the north pole

[@mooniethemew]

another andrew rannells fan:) hello.

[@pokaay3163]

Because of this movie I like to think since mall Santa’s are everywhere, and this one so happens to be a Santa clause, that all mall Santa’s are in fact different Santa clauses. Like a brotherhood or something.

[@tamiaking8725]

i was thinking the same thing omggg

[@chelseajanele]

YES

[@CaseyShontz]

Pokey Oat genius

[@ValueNetwork]

I love how she roasted Santa by saying he was invented by corporations. Then she made him look like a stereotypical businessman

[@akaza_brainrot5700]

LMAO

[@annapruitt5546]

She made him look like a conservative politician hahaha with that red tie

[@commscan314]

@@annapruitt5546 HE LOOKS LIKE RICHARD NIXON

[@commscan314]

@@annapruitt5546 He bugs his political opponents' Christmas gifts.

[@aribantala]

He literally looked like Vince McMahon lmaoooo

[@ohnobro3594]

I’d like to think while Lyndsey was helping out santa, somewhere, a boy who lives with his two moms and little brother was helping out Mrs Claus after he insulted her because his moms wouldn’t let him go on ski trip during Christmas

[@daydream5120]

I have a theory! What if the love interest (forgot his name) helped out Mrs. Claus?

[@ninar9664]

@@daydream5120I think it was Anderson

[@BoxOfToasters]

NGL, I wanna see that film.

[@marianmcclellan6527]

Dude, the extra greeting hits different after you subscribe

[@yudhadwiprabowo]

How ? I'm not subribe yet

[@xLunyC]

@@yudhadwiprabowo you gotta subscribe to feel it it's actual magic

[@yudhadwiprabowo]

@@xLunyC 🤔 convince me more.

[@LeoUnavailable]

You know for a fact its made for you, and youre not pretending or simply hearing it. Not subscribing is like someone saying "i like your hair" to someone next to you, and YOU knowingly reply with thank you as a joke. Subscribing means youre the one complimented in that case. Hope you're convinced.

[@yudhadwiprabowo]

@@LeoUnavailable ok thanks, that convince me enough. 👍

[@FSEThompson]

sometimes i forget kurtis is canadian and then he says shit like "it's the time of year when the eye juice in your eye freezes"

[@whalesharko4465]

No but that happens in London too

[@FSEThompson]

@@whalesharko4465 Oh I don't doubt it happens in a lot of cold climates, it's just a real jolt to my Australian brain lol

[@whalesharko4465]

@@FSEThompson oh, plus it's summer for you - I send cold

[@wnstn_9446]

Another Aussie that shares my confusion, thankyou

[@janedoex1398]

Lol, the joy of not knowing how it is to wear 4 layers of clothes, or put on freshly washed , dried , nice smelling clothes.....step outside...... only to get sogging wet from cold city rain, or dirty up to your knees from, grey , half- melted street- snow a second later ...... When I was a kid we had up to 1 meter of snow in December.....now it's not cold enough long enough for the rarely falling snow to stay ....therefore the mud.....but climate change is a hoax. I guess so are the bush fires in Australia and the 30 million dead animals and counting....all a hoax.... Yeah. Edit : typo

[@lonelyfroggy5787]

I'm honestly surprised they didn't milk the hell out of this movie and make a sequel that's the exact same except it's about a teenage boy with lesbian moms and he gives Ms. Claus a makeover

[@royalblanket]

Mrs. Claus is underrated

[@anormalcorpus4804]

I'd honestly watch that tho

[@Hugo-rn9he]

Then they re-do it to ungayify it (feat. Straight parents)

[@akashkhan4655]

@@Hugo-rn9he naurrrification

[@princessofhell4639]

It's Anderson with 2 moms. And they film another version with the het parents they showed.

[@JadziaCheshire]

I find it funny that her gay parents look in love while her straight parents don't. Like in the scene where they are watching tv, in the gay version her dad(the one that switches out) is leaning against his husband while they are watching the tv and looks up at him in love. While the mom is leaning forward eating popcorn and ignoring her husband. The gay couple simply look happier

[@TheSurprisePig]

The Jews want you to feel that way, for sure. That was the intent.

[@WhitbombBS]

You bet gay people are happy, it’s literally in their name! … I’ll see myself out then….

[@arvonoon]

gay gays

[@BoxOfToasters]

gay gays having a gay gay time

[@LanaStan1313]

Love the pfp​@@arvonoon

[@ironicappreciation4374]

“Hot republican senator Santa isn’t real, he can’t hurt you” Hot republican senator Santa:

[@moved.6963]

6 6 6 l i k e s

[@therealmarketpliers3777]

the profile picture. all I can say.

[@doogygergola4590]

Unrelated but that’s the deathly hallows in your profile picture right?

[@therealmarketpliers3777]

@@doogygergola4590 sure is

[@doogygergola4590]

ravenclaw genius I’m a ravenclaw too :)

[@a-yf6ho]

That green screen quality at the beginning was still better than Neil Breen's entire collection of movies.

[@29jgirl92]

Dude thats not even a joke!

[@a-yf6ho]

@@29jgirl92 lol

[@Oparer]

Neil Breens videos are the pinnacle of perfection. Please show some respect.

[@starmanda88]

Take that back.

[@ktony859]

Neil Breen taught him everything he knows

[@cait5158]

santa looks like he’s addicted to botox

[@tobiasdonnelly6571]

i thought this said roblox at first and i didn’t even question it

[@saitamabutwithhair413]

lauren :D same lol

[@brockolli1538]

Omg that’s my favorite movie!!! Also lung cancer and lip filler Christmas!

[@Raccoon-bones]

And cocaine

[@peenixtrite]

@@tobiasdonnelly6571 is your name starship reference--

[@cherubalthz]

the heterosexual brokeback mountain is such a funny concept actually especially if you remember how it was advertised💀 the freakin posters het-baited people into thinking this was a family movie and then they got gay cowboys

[@Warlock_Sack]

Did it really? 😂 I had no idea lmao

[@cherubalthz]

@@Warlock_Sack yeah it looks crazy😭 the majority of posters feature the girls as well as jack and ennis, so some of them really look like the movie is about just Two Guys Being Dudes

[@bedettispaghetti]

mental note: when robbing kurtis on christmas make sure to wear santa costume to not draw suspicion

[@Crystelgames]

😂😂

[@ismellguilt4732]

Thank you I’ll take that into mind

[@LuckyPigeon1111]

r/HolUp

[@jasperjazzie]

just try not to get killed by danny

[@damienearl8302]

That was my exact idea!

[@meowx4000]

"The more dads the merrier, that's what I say" Kurtis is the one true ally

[@vajytte]

i agree angie yonaga

[@15secondsoffame60]

*I a g r e e w i t h t h a t!*

[@tetra618]

*cries silently*

[@everyonesfavoritelesbian3223]

Thank you Angie, very cool. Also yeah, I love how Kurtis is such a great ally. Most youtubers say stuff like “I don’t care if you’re gay” or “It doesn’t matter! No one cares” It’s nice how supportive Kurtis is.

[@zombiegirlfriend]

hell yea danganronpa fans in the kurtis conner comment section

[@malinicorrea9379]

I literally cannot imagine anything sadder than a skinny Santa

[@A.LL2066]

Ákos Dánffy Jesus Christ it’s santa

[@mel0dez]

you stealing this comment is way sadder

[@lindsey7204]

This reminds me SO MUCH of that part in Rudolph where Mrs. Claus is like “NObody likes a skinny Santa.. eat, Papa, eat!!”

[@BeachDogs_]

just imagine being friends with kandy ken. there i did it for you.

[@waltervaquerano7608]

@@mel0dez oh my God report them to the police they stole KZbin comment

[@bunniburt]

this movie is equivalent to me trying to write a story but i cant focus ever so it goes down a rabbit hole and changes genres 24/7

[@tonichan89]

That was the book I wrote when I was 12, no exaggeration. It went from a "girl starting in new school" to crime mystery to gore horror to underwater fantasy adventure, her little brother dies, then ending on a cliffhanger where she travels to a new medieval fantasy universe with her friends and changes her name to Mel.

[@GA_131]

@@tonichan89 i am intrigued, I need to read this now

[@jovianmelendez]

​@@tonichan89u do not know how badly I want to read this

[@FrenkTheJoy]

It's funny, the gay dad that gets swapped out seems to be more affectionate than the straight mom he gets swapped with.

[@cheddarchee8438]

Yeah, in the scene when they're on the sofa the dad has his head on the other dad's shoulder and the mom is just sat there

[@lauraevans5599]

I guess a man and a woman can be in the same room and the audience will assume they’re together, but for gays the audience needs 10x more clues

[@Eman_ly]

Let’s just make everyone gay

[@jaredporikos2197]

@@Eman_ly yas

[@sierra.lynette]

I guess they think a masculine gay couple doesn’t exist.

[@YutingHong]

This movie: progressive enough to have 2 gay dads, bigoted enough to have an old white man claim to speak cantonese and burst out in gibberish

[@megamonster3538]

A soul for a soul

[@colinwong1059]

ikr?! I had to replay that scene like six times and in my head, I kept thinking "lee go sei yun pouk gai"

[@notlikeyouneedmyname.4378]

@@colinwong1059 any time stamps, I recognise pouk gai and I want to try and understand where they're going.

[@notlikeyouneedmyname.4378]

@@colinwong1059 ok, I found it. That does not sound like Cantonese at all, that sounds like a mix of Korean and Japanese accent.

[@PissyLissy]

Because this movie is just *that* cool

[@carinajohnsoniscool]

danny, drew, and kurtis claiming they’ve found the worst christmas movie only to one up each other immediately

[@virgildyson2585]

Well Danny also said The Santa Clause could also be the best Christmas movie so...

[@carinajohnsoniscool]

Plushypony 94 hahaha thank you!! he’s my dog :)

[@kellyelizabeth8384]

c johnson wholesome🥺

[@SubswithNovideos-qj8mq]

I think Drew’s Christmas movie was the best... did you know that the main character has a job?

[@renegade2766]

Okay but seriously, how is nobody commenting on Alyson's fantastic delivery of "Go oûht? Again?! HuuUuuaaAAAaauuuuuughhHHhhh!!" while staring soullessly into the camera at 15:15

[@awanti26]

💀💀💀

[@brightblackhole2442]

she made a really good impression of that one guy holding a milkshake in a parking lot and screaming for help

[@saturn446]

ngl I did find the callback funny lol. I think it works as a running gag but obviously I haven't seen the actual movie

[@thescunge.]

Skinny Santa looking like a fried apple fritter after 4 hours in a tanning bed

[@Djbrownie123]

yeah...

[@honeybuns8225]

Guess this movie was trump's inspiration

[@Leah-ne2dk]

Underrated comment

[@ellatalks2much]

puss puss STOP LMFAOO

[@SapienSafari]

This really made me laugh.

[@mundanespecter4970]

I genuinely thought the little sister was gonna say "Did Lindsey just say the n word." until she said"energizer bunny"

[@kayleyisdisturbing8990]

Sameeee

[@neurotictapeworm]

Omg same here

[@mykolperez2808]

SAME

[@lily-coulson]

ME TOO LMAOOO

[@Bell-ih5ln]

DUUUDE I THOUGHT THE *SAME* THING

[@usernameusernameson3502]

When I was a kid I actually legit thought that the engerizer bunny was supposed to be the easter Bunny so I thought the Easter bunny was a pink bunny that wore sunglasses and he played the drum in his spare time. I'm dead serious.

[@dealwitit6563]

That'd make the holiday twice as good

[@beetlejellies]

Imagine waking up on Easter, grabbing your basket, and there are just.. batteries everywhere. Like, all the eggs are batteries. The furniture has been replaced with batteries. The walls? Batteries. Your parents? BATTERIES. You look down at your hands. THEY. ARE. BATTERIES. YOU ARE BATTERIES. BATTERIES ARE REALITY FOREVER NOW.

[@PhuzBee]

@@beetlejellies Dude, are you okay? Where on the puppet did the Energizer Bunny touch you?

[@Daidek]

@@PhuzBee Everywhere.

[@bitchboy69420]

Hi dead serious. I’m dad.

[@902496]

Love it when one of the primary morals of a movie is "your value as a person is directly tied to your appearance". Especially when its a lifetime-style movie that actively seeks to have some kind of moral lesson.

[@yeeyee7720]

apologising for flexing about being Canadian is very Canadian nice job kurtis

[@krissa5532]

@Olivia he sure is

[@ellawadbrook571]

@Olivia yeah he's the mayor of canada

[@user-oi2ef1fc9o]

@Olivia He's also the one that decided that rivers should be maple syrup.

[@Emma-zj1pz]

Olivia he’s the one that gave our igloos indoor plumbing, and made the new polar bear protection laws duh

[@ceci7783]

tbh canadians have the right to flex on the US we deserve it

[@daashazireael6613]

That santa baby song sounds like it was sung by trisha paytas

[@biteykins5753]

Oop

[@Annabellethedoll666]

Da Asha Zireael 😂

[@punKRaWKgrL333]

"clothes that make the man" WTF!?!

[@codyhellier1289]

Underrated comment]

[@britann9539]

It was

[@mochann1133]

“Hot” Santa makes me unbelievably uncomfortable. The existence of this Santa is a cardinal sin

[@elizabetagjonaj3491]

i agree

[@vizthex]

meanwhile, in Japan...,

[@AAAAAA-613]

@@vizthex What's happening in Japan??

[@artsy196]

VIZTHEX IM BEGGING YOU WHATS HAPPENING

[@katydid4929]

@@vizthex what...is happening in Japan

[@toady226]

I love how they never talk about how Santa's skin became darker after the make over

[@juliamavroidi8601]

there's a scene where he goes to the tanning salon, but Kurtis didn't show it

[@toady226]

@@juliamavroidi8601 oh ok. But thats kinda of a werid thing to do for a makeover.

[@bittercharmer1591]

​@@toady226 i think it's an older generation thing. Having some color making them seem more alive or something as long as they are still Caucasian

[@wilobug]

I'm glad someone else noticed and I'm not going crazy lol. It looks like he literally painted his skin brown but I was still trying to convince myself he looked like that the whole time and just had a beard.

[@pearljammies]

@@bittercharmer1591I can see that! But I think it’s just because they cast George Hamilton, who is mostly known for being incredibly (horribly) tan

[@BurnTheTeddy]

The dads had more chemistry than the straight couple

[@brookerobertson5832]

I know, like that scene on the couch where the dads are cuddling, side by side with mom and dad just s i t t i n g, not even touching is so funny.

[@girlscanbedrummers5449]

@@brookerobertson5832 Just because they were just sitting didn't mean they didn't have chemistry. Just stop already like it's not even fucking real. 💀

[@N0B1tches]

@@brookerobertson5832 ikr actually crying it’s amazing

[@boomerangswingsbothways]

Is it canon that the straight couple is on the brink of divorce or something while the dads just look so happy and lovey dovey ?

[@BurnTheTeddy]

@@boomerangswingsbothways Idk I didnt see the movie but it seems like

[@eleetharks5296]

“Mom, can we get Santa Baby?” Mom: No, we have Santa Baby at home. Santa Baby at home: 18:50

[@SammmyLoth]

No replies?

[@snowwhitessister2585]

No replies.

[@sadiew]

Two replies

[@Matt-oo8qn]

Three replies.

[@sadiew]

Matt four replies

[@blutheblooper1280]

This would be the perfect movie to watch with your conservative parents and then after like 3 years switch versions and they question their reality

[@jennaspillers1906]

this comment deserves more likes

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

Anyone have any homophobic parents? I have a Christmas tradition to start

[@ilikecartoons.3041]

Dang I might just do this

[@positivevibesveda]

gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

[@cjscarff6453]

Yes

[@seraphonica]

it's like this writer bought a book about comedy, and read the first half of the first line of the first chapter, "Humor subverts our expectations by..." slammed the book closed, shouted, "I have a movie inside of me!" and got to work.

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

That synopsis reminded me of the Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone synopsis that just said "Lad enrolls in wizard school."

[@quietkid2532]

Ik me too

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

But like...is it wrong tho?

[@theultimatehomiegsenior3058]

he enrolls in school and finds a mirror and a rock

[@rambbler]

@@theultimatehomiegsenior3058 and commits many a counts of breaking and entering, trespassing, and was an accomplice in a murder of a teacher.

[@bubblybubbles09]

closer to the source material than cursed child lol

[@sadie6308]

Wait- isn’t he a MALL Santa?? He’s not actually Santa, is he??

[@TheBeatlesToday]

Have you never seen Miracle on 34th St? He's both the real Santa and a mall Santa.

[@andrearupe8094]

Mall Santa is real!

[@andyblanton6570]

Yneos

[@vinnyart92]

classic Christmas movie trope where mall Santa turns out to be real Santa

[@valx5]

what’s happening

[@pescadoquemado]

please make a video about that movie about the two girls who somehow get trapped under a pool cover at a public pool. The trailer is so confusing and so bad. It's a horror film. I need to see how that has a dramatic 2 hours story about it i don't understand at all. It's called 12 Feet Deep.

[@nessienethquik]

omg looking this up ASAP

[@jaxystarr7108]

I'm commenting to bump this up so he sees this.

[@mybuffysummers]

It’s apparently inspired by true events 😳

[@hotcassidilla]

bump

[@marilythe2687]

bro they literally copied the title of "47 Meters Down" . You know, the shark horror movie?

[@themillers9560]

I feel like we gotta address the fact that most Christmas letters are sent a week if not a month before Christmas. Meaning Lyndsay's younger sister KNEW she was gonna try to dip out and Santa would have to make her stay.

[@ultimaidyt]

that one dad is just a bisexual polyamorous king who loves his husband and his wife with all his heart

[@pokaay3163]

M.J. Dossey perfect 👏

[@delightfulrainclouds6394]

_yeees_

[@MagicalGirlFia]

Aww yes

[@aquaticgrass2615]

Hubbuuibnkhbbhsnjs

[@sealogic4552]

Icon

[@Majaverymighty]

he just went from fluffy old santa to straight up mafia sugar daddy in a flying sports car and suit.. he’s basically papa smurf of the mafia tiktok community now

[@apolloparkway9532]

I found my favourite comment 😂

[@eragonlindemann7236]

I found this comment out of context and was very confused but, yes, yes he does

[@ninisantol]

@hello losers but does he still love himself?

[@apricot6789]

The dad and dad look so lovey dovey, but the mom and dad look like they're just tolerating eachother.

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Left wing gay couple vs conservative straight couple be like

[@tonichan89]

I imagine it's a paralell universe where he never came out of the closet 😔 so he ended up married to this lady he doesn't love, trying to convince himself to be happy. That got kinda depressing.

[@caranook]

@@tonichan89 aw, that’s actually so sad!

[@damienearl8302]

​@@tonichan89 What's worse is that...in the context of the two movies, that could totally work- And not gonna lie, when I saw the difference, I thought...and, well, still think that it might be a real life difference in chemistry between the one that stayed between movies and the alternating parents

[@pixigirldust]

chad gay dads vs virgin conversion hetero couple

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

My headcanon is that the mall Santa wasn’t actually the real Santa; he was just a mall Santa who was way too committed to the role.

[@lemonpeel01]

As a person from Hong Kong who speaks Cantonese, I almost choked on my cake

[@alanwong964]

I speak Canto and I didn't understand a single word he said

[@erika6061]

as a canto speaker too i am in so much pain

[@arthurchristmas4112]

@@erika6061 was he actually trying to speak cantonese or just blabbering some nonsense?

[@lemonpeel01]

@@arthurchristmas4112 blabbering nonsense

[@bbelluv]

Same I was like wtf shshbssb I can’t believe they got away with him doing that

[@AviendhaR]

Santa: is like a dude who makes minimum wage just to make kids happy These two girls: I've decided that I hate the working class

[@tobekindlyunkind]

white ppl christmas

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

@@tobekindlyunkind WASP*

[@tobekindlyunkind]

@@stuffwithsoph8264 exactly. you get the memo.

[@radaloui9312]

so many skits, but never too many.

[@Lena-cw2yd]

why are there no replies... or am i hallucinating

[@tobiasdonnelly6571]

Zoe P. yeah wtf is happening

[@swago69]

Lol wth

[@majik1098]

Wowza

[@raedai8819]

Skits=gifts merry Christmas in june

[@Manigeitora]

Honestly, as cliche as it is, the "I asked for you to be home for Christmas" scene is both very sweet and surprisingly good child acting. That and the Pretty Woman reference are the

[@rayanneflorence1830]

They put 3 montages in a row because rocky 4 was the only movie the director ever saw and they thought that’s how movies work

[@ih8milk165]

underrated ass comment right here

[@cool-zd3ev]

Rayanne Florence aha *like it’s not*

[@ChickanWingify]

the gayness made it way too cool for christmas but the hetero one is just very cool

[@mckennysommer4260]

ChickanWingify 🤔

[@rowstiels8216]

Why can’t it just be both of them are cool and it ends there

[@rowstiels8216]

Not trying to hate but some people act like being straight is better or being gay is better why can’t it just be both are nice

[@ChickanWingify]

i was just makin a joke abt the titles chief, it’s not that deep

[@rowstiels8216]

ChickanWingify yeah sorry I’m just fed up with some parts of the lgbtq+ community it was wrong to take it out on you

[@Delthefunkyhomosapienscousin]

I'm just gonna pretend that the parents are in an open marriage and the kids have two dad's and a mom that love them dearly.

[@Delthefunkyhomosapienscousin]

@@Faulk425 yes

[@LynxAureate]

Omg, like a polyamourous couple?

[@pap-fr]

no

[@charleyhaeberle6113]

I’d love if Kurtis just switched between the straight and gay couple and not mention it until the very end

[@katiem656]

Innit

[@animalistic.]

@@katiem656 beans n toast

[@katiem656]

@@animalistic. spaghetti and sausages from a tin on toast?

[@animalistic.]

@@katiem656 some fish n chips

[@katiem656]

@@animalistic. tea and crumpets

[@rikkiwalter9183]

Let's not pretend like the conserved dad is not a true bisexual icon

[@lila-rb3tk]

he’s a bicon

[@zanathellama1202]

How does the wife feel about her husbands husband

[@remlezar9397]

It's an open polyamerous relationship

[@lila-rb3tk]

Marisa hm makes a little sense

[@juanpablorobayo3437]

I kind of want to watch the movie for the husbands

[@marygray7422]

So her literal idea of de-stressing is going to the mall to harass the employees? Is this what a Karen prodigy looks like?

[@Bionicbutter43]

Well the actor for her is 30 soooooo

[@fleacythesheepgirl]

It's what we used to do in the 90s. This was just written by an oldster 😁

[@vasconcelos7356]

@@Bionicbutter43 she was 22 when she did this movie

[@Rakshasa1986]

My mom actually does this.

[@validasfuck]

@@Rakshasa1986 wtf really??

[@octoberistired]

11:15 On the note of the energiser bunny, not only did I think it was real, I thought it came with the batteries, generally begged my parents to buy me them. They were so confused.

[@vizthex]

so we just gonna brush over the fact that the mall Santa is actually the real one?

[@drumm3rboy22]

yes

[@jubilee16777]

Ikr fr

[@cartooncritique6625]

It wouldn't be the first holiday movie where that happened.

[@EldritchCow]

@@cartooncritique6625 what other movie(s) did that?

[@TBT707]

Wait..is my local santa the real one?

[@funnybackflipkinda7346]

So your saying the random batteries i find in my house ISN’T the energizer bunny?

[@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger]

Sorry, that would be me. Enjoy the batteries!

[@funnybackflipkinda7346]

Bri Arcanum oh np man thanks i needed them

[@carlost856]

Nah, they are, enjoy your meal.

[@k.c4178]

I was looking for those! Dildo hasn’t been working

[@kellyelizabeth8384]

Tiana Gray u could put it in something else

[@TheDavidish]

I wondered what happens if you aren't subscribed when the extra greeting comes on, so I made an alt account and tried. Kurtis loudly starts shaming you with a high pitched screech noise playing Edit: Thanks for the likes and dont try it I'm scarred

[@hell6295]

Juan Cortez Muro oh my god shut up

[@MagicalGirlFia]

Eveo Airo He’s Dolphin Man

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Hear him screech at night Because he just wants a friend

[@mai-ph9yo]

@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 It'll be quite a fright (jesus christ)

[@Belelelekake]

and then he immediately apologizes right after because he’s canadian

[@tiacat11]

The whole "Santa Baby, don't you know clothes make the man" song makes me unreasonably angry because it just spits in the face of what every other Christmas story is trying to tell you about how giving presents is more an expression of intent than actual material worth and the money doesn't matter. And then this movie comes around and is like "nah man if you don't wear designer brands then obviously people in your life don't really love you"

[@LaurenElizabethYT]

The fact they had to re-film with a straight couple is super fucked up, but also it would be so hilarious if they accidentally put one clip in the wrong movie. Just all of a sudden one scene where the dad is just cuddling with some totally random person 🤣

[@britlowkey8053]

Umm why are you crying??

[@Tw0Dots]

@@britlowkey8053 ??

[@didyoujustwhat]

@@britlowkey8053 shut up

[@ultimatetoelicker]

LMAO

[@cherilynsarts8845]

@@britlowkey8053 No one is crying

[@loggingfire1]

The gay couple: cuddling on a sofa, all cozy and sweet The straight couple: just sitting next to each other

[@colabee3646]

LMAO

[@robynnhoud]

Pretty accurate ngl

[@hugoforvon9722]

Yesss

[@caranook]

Lmao!

[@damienearl8302]

As someone who's been on both sides...that strangely speaks to me-

[@FrezzaChunk]

I didn’t know I had anxiety until I heard 4 Kurtis’ yelling “play the real Santa baby!” very not in unison

[@shakkeappeal]

I just read this comment as I’m at this part and..yes.

[@angelfish1192]

Yea

[@akaza_brainrot5700]

…yea

[@heyimhere7048]

yea.

[@froxicroak5516]

yea

[@tivthetat7067]

Ngl, the hoodlums throwing hamburgers at the mall cop is like the funniest shit ever

[@tivthetat7067]

“THIS ONES GOT KETCHUP” like why did that make me laugh so hard

[@lolkayleen2757]

Kurtis only painting his middle finger to flip ppl off is a forever mood

[@internetbad4178]

i thought it had a meaning behind it

[@violettbellerose1173]

And the fact they're yellow so it matches his shirt 👌

[@blueglue52]

Don’t be fooled, straight men have been doing this to appear cool for a long time. The 1-2 painted nails says “I’m cool and woke, but not like, gay”

[@brookalinithegreat8443]

@@blueglue52 all I’m hearing is that I, as a mega gay, have to start painting a few fingers so that I can steal this from straight men

[@katelynoreilly6144]

In Australia there’s an awareness campaign to end violence against children where men paint one nail and donate, it’s called the Polished Man. The painted nail is supposed to initiate a talking point for people

[@DKWalsh16]

It’s a shame the word “yassified” hadn’t been invented yet when Kurtis made this video, because that’s exactly what happens in this movie

[@jeniferhollings3865]

2 Cool for Christmas 2: The Yassification of Mrs. Clause

[@Blankult]

What

[@notcindymae]

Yess, slay Santa

[@angrybidoof847]

Opposite of yassification The sexy Santa is a yassified Santa This is like, the trumpification Santa

[@Blankult]

@@Seft2_ u cringr

[@shanegrele]

So according to Lifetime, teens talking about "hooking up" is totally fine, but gay parents... now, that's a little too much

[@shanegrele]

@kim doyoung in the movie, the teens talk about going on a ski trip, and one of the boys says to the protagonist girl that his friend has been "dying to hook up with her". They made the effort to censor the gay parents, but not that part of the script. Just pointing out the hypocrisy of what was considered "family friendly" and what wasn't...

[@itzmeganspoon5089]

Looks like I’m the 666th like 😈

[@karysparker4158]

Happy Pride! Pride is all year round!

[@theaj7866]

Wow, I didn`t even notice, but you are right. This is actually really sad.

[@camerynr8344]

The Negative Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago did u miss the whole section where they made this movie 2x one with gay parents and one with heterosexual ones

[@aniiahie]

im sorry kurtis, but the younger sister asking if the energizer bunny wasn't real was the funniest thing i've heard

[@l-exist]

Your pfp kinda looks like an omori oc

[@aniiahie]

@@l-exist its amy from i love amy! its pretty cute

[@l-exist]

@@aniiahie oh yeah that thing!! I remember hearing abt that

[@kendraridgley9548]

Santa is played by the same orangey guy who played the grandfather in Swiped (that shitty Noah Centineo movie) I knew I recognized him lmao

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

Kendra Ridgley *orangey guy* 😂😂😂

[@onionman8811]

Kendra Ridgley I commented that to, but imma delete it cause you did it first

[@august4114]

Also the rich mentor of the son who went to jail for insider trading in American housewife.

[@leoniemelodie7]

Yeah, right. It's just a bit weird to see "Santa" becoming orange, even after a make over. It feels like he went from Good-Old-Jolly man to CEO of playboy madazine.

[@hallieroseamat]

THANK YOU. I was literally about to hit IMDB because I was convinced I recognized him

[@homestuckkinnie3671]

actually tho, props to the filmmakers for including an gay couple, they could have decided to just film the heterosexual couple so that they didn't have to film the movie twice and they could have a wider audience, but they chose to film the movie twice so that they could include that gay couple.

[@shadowcultist]

@@soprecious5864 yeah but they still had to film it twice bc of the gay couple? even if the gay couple came first they made that decision knowing theyd have to refilm with straight people lol

[@soprecious5864]

spicy sushi yeah i know i dont know why i said that im just fucking stupid omg

[@lotussavage1283]

it was the opposite, the original network was LGBT and the producers made the straight version as a guarantee they could profit it

[@homestuckkinnie3671]

Lotus Savage damn they really flipped the script there on the hets. usually the gay couple comes second

[@urmom-sy4tv]

it was the opposite, but props to them for making the original have a gay couple

[@ivechangedmynametoday3865]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN

[@venusbian]

broke front mountain

[@spacecowbo7716]

Venus KDKSKSKSKE THIS COMMENT IS THE WORST/ FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ

[@anacaeiro1049]

@@venusbian oh my fucking God u just ruined the original title for me ahahha kidding thats great xd

[@mintypatapeepee7106]

cold mountain

[@5ft4inprotagonist24]

because it bad

[@fenrisguy]

Love the fact the two dads look so much more in love than the straight version. No chemistry between the dad and mother, so much between the two dads

[@lu8440]

That version of Santa Baby is part of the genre I like to call, “Christmas songs in cheesy lifetime movies that sound close enough to a regular Christmas song to make you feel comfortable, but not too close that they violate copyright laws”

[@NeptuneChildASMR]

Mia M lmfao I was thinking “why does this sound kinda familiar” 😂

[@jama.gyaaal4327]

You hit the nail right on the head I always notice that too 😂😂😂

[@maryfrancess93]

Yo, to be real, are they not better though?????

[@helenkelley2716]

imagine waking up in the middle of the night to get water and there is a political ad in your living room

[@muffin-zw9yv]

lmao underrated comment ytgtghgvjyg

[@prez2694]

LMAO

[@maddieb.4282]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@eckstheorphanmurderer1038]

i would piss my pants why would an old orange man be in my living room that is terrifying edit: orange 🍊

[@obiwankenobi9141]

@@eckstheorphanmurderer1038 an old ORANGE man.

[@Bianca1207-g5f]

"Hot" Santa looks like he has a trump sticker on the back of his 2005 Toyota camry

[@JanieBee]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@clairefazel8470]

He has like, a Trump 2020 flag, AND one of those MAGA flag stuck to a pole on his car

[@tristanchaplin392]

To be fair, hes voting for the right president

[@nastaciaaa519]

Tristan Chaplin annnnd that’s where your wrong

[@tristanchaplin392]

@@nastaciaaa519 ok lol

[@Loser6888]

Tbh the part with the girl who went on the date with the cop is the best part of this movie she’s just saying what we all feel

[@yell0w355]

why do the teenagers in this movie look like they're 28 lmaooo

[@nova-vp9rj]

Cause they are lmao

[@cloudfairyz]

most movies don't cast actual teens as the teenager roles

[@yell0w355]

@@cloudfairyz i know, but its painfully obvious here 😂

[@cloudfairyz]

Fabeldier Ikr 😭

[@YogoBites]

Since teens have acme and don’t really look like adults

[@hopsonkim4952]

I’m sorry, any movie that ends with an implied “Santa FUCKS” is a winner in my book.

[@maximumphlegm]

same

[@gea6645]

winner? i hardly know her

[@joshkaid]

I mean... I kind of agree.

[@aruglaempire2518]

I bet your parents hated you.

[@damiristrying]

@@aruglaempire2518 I bet yours hated you.

[@karasantalucia3873]

I thought the girl looked familiar and then I realized that she’s doing hallmark movies now so I guess she’s really made it

[@Lee-wf4kr]

Just had a mental breakdown about college so I came straight to Kurtis' channel for comfort. My eyes may be burning too much to actually see the video, but the sound healed my soul. Works every time.

[@LPSOblivious]

Hot Santa is LITERALLY- DONALD TRUMP LMAO

[@Merpsicles]

He genuinely looks like Biden with Trump's tan

[@lexsombersunrise]

@@Merpsicles An unholy product of the fusion dance.

[@jubilee16777]

So... he looks bad

[@hayleylamb1417]

“Big mistake ... uuge”

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

I like your profile picture lol

[@gabriellebyfield9619]

“Allison?!” has “DaVinky?!” energy

[@noahstone8861]

Dakurty?!??!!??

[@MewZoom]

Kinda hate you for pointing that out, it's all I can think about now.

[@davinki7154]

Yes.

[@bischwester8619]

Wait Timestanp?

[@mooma10]

@@bischwester8619 28:40

[@maliha4183]

Imagine not getting an extra greeting.. Can't relate.

[@sossboy1]

this post was made by the kurtis town citizens

[@tomhollandisababe1441]

and that's on being a member of Kurtis town 💅

[@krusher181]

hah, same... like maybe back in 2017 or something... when i was a loser

[@sunder530]

Juan Cortez Muro Shut. Up

[@jess-vd4po]

Juan Cortez Muro bro why are you replying this on literally *every* comment?

[@darkserpent7191]

Ngl I think it is really funny the girl who the mall cop went out on a date with once started screaming when she saw him because. kurtis wants to jump into a volcano everytime he sees that mall cop, the girl probably does too.

[@idrk3707]

Watch out for the coolest christmas now featuring lesbian moms

[@Nezumi99]

Trans lesbian mum

[@josie3221]

@@Nezumi99 how do you know the straight couple wasn't actually a trans lesbian/cis lesbian couple hm?

[@sIurz]

Josephine K. What does that even mean

[@goldengifts3830]

Frick yeah! Gay & Trans rights

[@goldengifts3830]

Josephine K. HOLY FRIC-

[@m0thermoss959]

*Kurtis seeing a man that's not Santa in his house* Kurtis: "Hey man, I'm calling the cops i think."

[@AmyAberrant]

The most canadian response ever!

[@sy-fb1xv]

As a Chinese person... the Cantonese part was awful. To say the least. That was not Cantonese at all, just a racist stereotype of how Asian people are supposed to speak.

[@_Funaroma]

sy that just makes this even worse. This movie was garbage

[@noob-master_69]

Lmao do you have a rough translation of what he said?

[@sy-fb1xv]

noobmaster 69 i would if i could, but that wasn't cantonese, it was just random sounds he was making

[@lotus_dream]

@@noob-master_69 yup.. random noises.. I was expecting a bad attempt at Cantonese but that wasn't even an attempt

[@kaypat23]

ikr. He wasn't even speaking Cantonese oh god

[@loraelizabeth7580]

Something I didn’t learn until college was that the term “hook up” can mean just “get together” or connect in some romantic way (ie. make out). I had a roommate that said something about “hooking up” with a guy the night prior but in my head I was like “I was with you all night and all y’all did was make out”. I believe I said to her “hooked up?” and looked confused, to which she replied “yeah we made out” one of our other roommates confirmed. I think it’s weird and I don’t use it that way but a lot of teens do.

[@amsie02]

Santa after his makeover just looks like Donald Trump

[@sharedaccount6373]

*Oh god-*

[@ozbornn3]

Only more Botox and fake tan

[@elodielebrun]

yeah.....makeover? more like makeUNDER amirite fellers

[@OO-gx6he]

elodie royer bwahahahaha E for effort

[@valencia_mua20]

elodie royer UP TOP

[@foopthehoop3103]

“If I pull my left ear 10 times I can say the n word”

[@stakrs16]

"Your life savings is three dollars and a sharpie with no lid" wow that was deep man

[@wandergreyzongeferson3637]

It’s that time of the year again. When we get together to give the best gift of all. MATCHING CHRISTMAS MAKEOVERS

[@julianecole3868]

why is hot santa the shade of trump orange

[@helpiminhell6119]

That should be a paint shade

[@zeroeels8591]

he also says ‘huge’

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

Julia Ne'Cole I actually think it’s darker

[@Ana-ty8sl]

...you mean brown toasted.

[@KrazyK6]

He is like 3 shades darker than Trump 😂

[@mybuffysummers]

So his sleigh turned into a sports car because...makeover? And Rudolph got to be the battery. Cupid turned into the gas tank. Blitzen is now the oil dipstick. Dancer is the spark plugs. Comet is the windshield wiper fluid. Donner can be the timing belt. Prancer is the ignition interlock. Vixen, the trunk hatch. Finally Dasher, the dashboard’s indicator for low tire pressure.

[@kiniahiiii]

It didn't turn into a sports car. They used the girl's car

[@joe68577]

potat all of buffy’s work to make this joke and u shit on it just like that

[@johnathom-v3y]

Nah Rudolph is the headlights

[@ifhdjmsxndkk]

@@johnathom-v3y was abt to say.. what else could Rudolph be except for the headlights

[@hkkobayashi7657]

Thank you for this joke. It made me spit out my cereal.

[@Nic-pv6in]

Drew: *analyzes things more seriously* Danny: *analyzes goofier stuff* Kurtis: *straight vibing while also analyzing weird crap* Ok wow thanks for the likes(the fame has gone to my head)

[@dizzymisslizzy1428]

So accurate

[@tommeria]

*vibing*

[@felixargyle8444]

Jarvis: all at once

[@rocketgod6808]

Why is Danny and drew separate? They are the same person!

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@rocketgod6808 this joke is almost as old as cody

[@Mx.muffin]

21:02 Bro, they made santa look like President Business from the lego movie