Bad Relationship Memes For Heartbroken Teens

I recently discovered a treasure trove of bad relationship advice and emo memes on instagram so this is me talking about that.
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[@jarvis]

i am man seeking thuth

[@manifolded]

t h u t h

[@GermaphobeMusic]

sbeve

[@whynot8317]

Emotional

[@p3nguin316]

K

[@leafs3715]

i must find thuth of my existence

[@puffthebunny2200]

Tears are usually 1% water and 99% feelings but sometimes they're 1% water and 99% onions

[@mcplumpkin6191]

I thought tears was teens.

[@jimmyhanley8614]

Lol

[@toastpsycho5354]

Shardflower yes but teens are still 99% onions

[@mcplumpkin6191]

@@toastpsycho5354 I like eating teens.

[@toastpsycho5354]

Shardflower AND I LIKE DICING AND CUTTING THEM

[@LezbeOswald]

"girls usually can't make eye contact with the person they love" i'm autistic

[@lpsquestie3495]

You're in love with everyone

[@SorowFame]

@@lpsquestie3495 finally, confirmation that everyone on the autism spectrum is pansexual. You have no idea how long I been looking for this.

[@dragonsrule20201]

I hate when people say lack of eye contact is a sign of submission. I'll kick yr ass, eyes are just annoying

[@malchickoleander]

Im severe ADHD and my boyfriend is autistic and we literally *only* make eye contact with each other cuz we're super close. I hate eyes. Theyre awful. Like. Eye contact makes me feel panicked.

[@dragonsrule20201]

@@malchickoleander yeah I know some autistic people who eye contact causes physical pain for. For me personally it just makes it impossible to register what the person is saying and I feel slightly uncomfortable, and I'm sure I make the other person uncomfortable by flitting back and forth between each eye and their lips in hopes I can figure out what they're saying lmao, so it's just best if I look elsewhere. It just ain't worth it to uphold made up social standards for any of us

[@trinketbird]

Age is just a number. Jail is just a room.

[@BlackCat-tg7th]

@@just_peachy8315 It's the same

[@BlackCat-tg7th]

@@just_peachy8315 Oh oof :v Sorry.

[@yeetimbad1866]

LMAO

[@bittrush]

And the soap is slippery.

[@erickandedelsoicangetaride7069]

Life is just something you live just to live it

[@charlie6658]

i feel like “crying my best” should have a comeback right about now lol

[@rikaeriksharethisvid6911]

Lol

[@thepassingstatic6268]

Yeah. I'd buy multiple colors

[@eddisongilbert306]

bring it back again 🔥

[@Novacayne-alt]

It honestly sounds like a song I’d listen to

[@jennyonthespectrum4581]

This is a far superior phrase for a T-shirt.

[@blekiscooler]

3 Things I can’t control -Smile on my face when I see you -Tears in my eyes when I miss you -Things that I cannot control

[@madcrusader123]

This chaos... I cannot control!

[@snowz6680]

*Big brain*

[@saitamabutwithhair413]

So deep...

[@kyonas6047]

Oh shit

[@kyonas6047]

@@saitamabutwithhair413 🙂Idk what jams is but no i can't

[@jacklandismusic]

Damn I was getting real into that “I Trusted You” song and then “thuth” happened

[@slow01xj]

same bro. same.

[@unusedaccount3907]

yeah..

[@BoneheadSpectre]

thuth made it better

[@vadapartyannapurna]

I thuthed you...

[@kiracina8127]

Yeah same

[@denizkavi]

"age is just a number" Yeah. And statutory rape is just a phrase.

[@fabtrash]

Well it's also a good way to end up in jail !

[@cuprum9793]

Which is a room

[@FREEHONGKONG-wd5lo]

Jail is just a place

[@bdaarmy9736]

@@FREEHONGKONG-wd5lo Yeah, I'm sure you'd wanna go live there anyday.

[@CitrusClown]

911 is just a number

[@peggy3095]

(Warns! Will mak u cri) Gf: am pretty? Bf: no Gf: u lov me? Bf: no Gf: u would cri if u left me? Bf: no Gf run in front of car cring. She die at funeral, bf say “ur not pretty, ur beautiful. I don’t lov u, I need u. I won’t cri if i leave u, I die liek if this mak u cri evrytiem

[@peggy3095]

God that was hell for my phone’s autocorrect

[@vaintonic]

Gets me every time 😭

[@yellobanana6456]

You mean "gats mu evrytiem"

[@butterfly_queen234]

So sad 😭

[@kaidosass3049]

i cried rel tearZ glad iM not the only 1 hoo fels this way 💔💔

[@ndsiIva]

petition for jarvis to make a song out of edgy and sad teenage quotes

[@aminaharris6486]

He lied She believed, Jealous Hurt Finish the song

[@Pearlshipping677]

I came to the comments to suggest that exact thing... I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Please let this become a reality.

[@literallyfish5536]

I sign

[@jfrfilms6697]

this should be on his album, 5 Minute Raps

[@yolandita26]

Signed!

[@kaywantsfood]

"Age is just a number" And jail is just a room And hell is just a place

[@stanstanstan2597]

And eternal infernal torture is just a punishment for being a pedophile

[@bigflopper45]

and the electric chair is just furniture

[@nra3zehuti781]

@@stanstanstan2597 pretty sure god himself is a pedophile but ok

[@anonjoeoof2113]

@@nra3zehuti781 hes always watching, right?

[@tosinakin2508]

@@nra3zehuti781 Wow...way to disrespect an entire religion. Also, the Bible doesn't really mention masturbation like that or condemn it. Blame the creepy pastors or, better yet, do some research before you disrespect an entire group of people.

[@tunaramen]

Three things that I can't control: -Smile on my face when I see you -The fact that I don't know how to count

[@Thor-Orion]

This should have so many more likes.

[@nonexistentunicorn1122]

Fuck I didn’t expect that. Made me laugh

[@leiliabug5240]

Pfffft this is perfection

[@makijaahoe3025]

Oof

[@strawberryjam6235]

It took me a while to figure this out

[@JollyGhostCasper]

“Hey, I’m pregnant.” “Now why are you upset.” “I’m not?” “It's alright, you want to fight, you've got a hunger, I was just like you when I was younger. Head full of fantasies of dyin' like a martyr?” “Yes.” “Dying is easy young man, living is harder.”

[@tinytigertamer]

“Why are you telling me this? I’m being honest ... We are a powder keg about to explode I need someone like you to lighten the load So?” The Hamilton reference made my day. Oh and I cut out the one line cause it didn’t fit the theme here.

[@Ditto_loves_miku]

Why are you telling me this? I'm being honest. I'm working a third of what our Congres has promised. We are a powder keg about to explode. I need someone like you to lighten the load. So?

[@breademojiwheatemoji4003]

Emma A (i am not throwing away my shit (i am not throwing away my shit) (i am not throwing away my shot)

[@LL-tr5et]

@@breademojiwheatemoji4003 glad tp know you dont throw away your shit

[@LittleSirBoy]

istg i thought this would be normal and after the "im not" i kept screaming at myself to stop making everything about hamilton than i read the rest

[@seaBBB]

"The Thuth" by Jarvis "Detective Hoodie" Johnson deserves a Grammy

[@superstellarhere]

Absolutely

[@callmeqt1269]

Bae was all distant, so I was like Bae, just tell me the thuth.

[@butternaan.]

Age, weight, distance, and height are just numbers So are prisoner mug shots, prisoner numbers, and the jail cell I’m in

[@grzzle1355]

Doggo Vlogs that took a weird turn

[@nathangelaude4787]

Doggo Vlogs mug shots aren’t numbers lol but good point

[@spartanretro]

Don’t forget restraining orders

[@byzantinemapper6145]

Thuth

[@toxickeyboard4041]

Weird Flex but okay

[@GotInterest]

Jarvis’ advice to teens at the end is actually really good, tho. Like yeah, don’t be worried about “wasting” your time as a teen. Chances are it’s not a waste and you will treasure that time you spent doing whatever you wanted later in life.

[@tinnagigja3723]

I'm 36, and I don't regret wasting my teen years on the things I did. My twenties, on the other hand 😳 Edit: I do wish I had had money and opportunity to learn things I was interested in, that I thought I could always learn as an adult, like playing the guitar or driving. Also probably, in hindsight, should have talked to a doctor about the weird episodes I was having, rather than not telling people and low-key thinking I might be psychic... turns out those weren't actually instances of "thing from dream happened in real life the next day", but rather "absence seizures and your brain duplicating the information it's taking in and deciding that since you've never been here before in reality it must have happened in a dream. Or whatever, brain broken, takapill makit stop."

[@royalblanket]

@Shivansh Upadhyay There's plenty of things on the screen that can be very useful for learning. Although it's best to make sure you get some excercise and sun each day as well, and get used to trolls and cyberbullying

[@sulaf604]

I completely agree. The thing he said about “things getting better if you let them” HIT HARD

[@cameronw3233]

It was for sure a sweet talk at the end of a video that I didn’t know I needed

[@chattymime]

@@tinnagigja3723Damn dude. my two best friends have seizure disorders too, but neither of them know exactly what kind of episodes they experience yet.. Do you see someone for yours now? I hope you’re doing okay :)

[@norimori5170]

"Age is just a number when u love someone :)

[@lindaflores4325]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him... 🎵*I thought I had it all together* 🎵

[@lakumowo]

Joonie Moonie 69th like

[@lakumowo]

Linda Flores me got him?

[@KennyTurner1996]

@@lakumowo I'm pretty sure it was just a small typo and meant to type *we...

[@lindaflores4325]

@@lakumowo it was a typo!

[@Leon-sm1zl]

7:57 "age is just a number" "sir, you're 42. You can't be in a relationship with my 7 year old daughter."

[@insertname6333]

Hol up

[@binguslover0508]

@Yeet God so is 911

[@childnamedfinger]

@Yeet God that comment was probably a joke too

[@CJ-iz3mp]

hate when those pesky dads are like "no you can't date my underage daughter!" like bro, shut up I'm older than you

[@kirangeorge4459]

@@CJ-iz3mp ;-;

[@thomasaranda9957]

Petition to re-release crying my best shirts

[@semenandgayuncle]

Slaps my huge ass John Hancock on it

[@loki7701]

@@semenandgayuncle wot dfuq

[@jackpawlus5784]

Yes

[@lqu]

Where?

[@aloe_thera]

@@loki7701 john hancock is a phrase for a signature

[@allytoombs]

jarvis: "pregnant, the sequel" ad immediately after: "am i... pregnant?"

[@averym7068]

Lol

[@t3ras74]

am i pargant?

[@calebdouglas2512]

34+2 weeks ... *pregananant*

[@GA_131]

Welp, that baby got to be arriving soon

[@kayladaniels9197]

Can oo get....preganté?

[@RogueAstro85]

Jarvis's boyband songs cured my depression

[@emilymiller1262]

Me: Oh that's nice- WAIT. *BOYINABAND FEELS*

[@melanierubio3663]

I'm sure 'Never gonna give you up' isn't a boyband song.

[@marsalverio-serrano3291]

“That ones from Ghandi” I spit my drink out

[@feliciabita5796]

Gandhi*

[@malihaahmed6208]

@@bigphatdingus2687 Grammar*

[@Krissykr]

@@bigphatdingus2687 There's a difference between names and grammar

[@MetalQueerSolidTwinQueers]

Snek Boi don’t you talk about my grandma

[@mats5328]

@@bigphatdingus2687 uh, ok.

[@eze-rivals]

Him: Are you pregnant Her: Well yes but actually no

[@dimitri_1of1]

PhysiX well no but actually yes

[@devin3537]

***BREATHES IN PREGNANT***

[@Yumi-wy3ds]

Am I gregnant?

[@TheLilacButterfly]

@@Yumi-wy3ds Pregante~

[@ushikiii]

Hey Vsauce, Michel here!

[@kayfullerton3965]

jarvis: is this an authors note in the middle of the story me, who spent four years on fanfic sites where authors notes in the middle of stories were not uncommon: don't.... don't take me back there.......

[@kittykatz2781]

*wattpad flashbacks intensify*

[@calebdouglas2512]

Oh no, it's happening again

[@aleenashahid8295]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he had a "seek thuth" light box behind him during the entire video

[@bensavage597]

I think he changes it for every video. I think it said WILDCATS for the high school musical video.

[@emmakappeyne1659]

this made me laugh

[@pickleproductions5736]

@@bensavage597 Yes, he does change it every time

[@smorty8062]

That was the first thing I saw

[@kool-aid_man160]

Well I was about to comment that

[@ukonnokia]

Petition for Jarvis to make a bad relationship mixtape.

[@theishaanandankitashow]

*Y E S*

[@christopherball801]

Extended thuth

[@christopherball801]

?

[@arrowheadedbword]

do i sign by liking or commenting?

[@TheBluestflamingos]

Signed!

[@graceredmond7474]

Her bf: I wanna know your deepest darkest secrets... Her: I'm actually a serial killer so...

[@pluto3194]

I've stabbed every boyfriend I've had in their sleep

[@stanstanstan2597]

Someguy1237 you seem fun.

[@HistoricaHungarica]

Her: I'm actually John Cena.

[@serenasworld5422]

HistoricaHungarica and then she suddenly disappeared “you can’t see me” she shouts

[@breadsmith3279]

Fun Fact: Tom only pretends to jate Jerry because if he didn't the family would replace him with a cat that actually wants to kill jerry

[@GA_131]

Goals ❤️

[@SorowFame]

Doesn’t he face regular bodily harm because to Jerry? I think this might be an abusive relationship.

[@hitthemill8595]

@@SorowFame it's fine he's masochistic.

[@salems_palace3222]

das fun :)

[@leoramodi4991]

but why does the family want jerry to die

[@lemin3625]

"New line cinema presents" **Pregnant** **ad**

[@thewilddinkus8026]

Pregnant ad? Is that why youtube has two now?

[@lemin3625]

@@thewilddinkus8026 most likely

[@kelseyowens1827]

I love how I read this comment the exact moment this happened

[@AmazingAutist]

*Pregananant

[@clau6802]

My ad was a makeup ad!

[@cuteness411girllove6]

That awkward moment when your shirt folds itself into new merch... yeah

[@Foodgeek]

I am a bit disappointed you don't have a "Seek thuth" t-shirt ;)

[@lucidmoth1023]

True

[@dagothur7171]

@@lucidmoth1023 actually its Thue

[@lucidmoth1023]

@@dagothur7171 ha lol

[@wojtekpolska1013]

i read this at "Shrek thuth"

[@madamadayt1921]

wojtekpolska wat

[@iamafannow.7891]

*She loved him...* *But he loved a netherite sword with unbreaking III and smite II 😔*

[@susieaxemurderer]

he should get some better enchantments I think i have a sharpness 4 book in my enderchest Do you want it?

[@leechilton7684]

@@susieaxemurdereri was gonna say like.. smite???? really?? lame ass enchantment catch me with knock back or sharpness or that fire one

[@fegreninja7197]

Those enchantments are weak, he could do better

[@upupupuh3178]

"Dude, so you slept with a girl? Did you lose your virginity?" Him: *Yes, but actually no*

[@Lilyjem39]

Hi this is a reply

[@kiwimarshall3937]

@@Lilyjem39 Hi this is a reply to a reply

[@a.h.4823]

@@kiwimarshall3937 hi this is the spanish inquisition

[@doodledevore4374]

@@kiwimarshall3937 Hi this is a reply to the reply for the reply.

[@ace4155]

Doodle DeVore hi this is a reply to the reply to the reply

[@kianasusername]

So y'all are just gonna ignore the expertly placed Rick roll?

[@rammbook5620]

What, where?

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

@@rammbook5620 The thing where he read the word "GREAT" and it said "we''re no strangers to looooooove" in the shape of a g

[@arlert4396]

yep

[@pakacha8999]

And he's good singer

[@vibin.-]

Ramm Book 14:45

[@sensitive_salamander1091]

That dumbledore fetish thing sounds like something Jk Rowling would post on her twitter

[@someonewithachannel9388]

Yeah thats probably what it came from

[@chalseoko]

"intense sexual relationship"

[@lucasalsa6132]

@@chalseoko skskskskskks

[@randomhufflepuff5350]

Yeah

[@lucy-7711]

@@someonewithachannel9388 666TH LIKE

[@noahcarter4511]

i think jarvis made this video secretly wanting to flex his singing abilities

[@karmariefermin136]

“Listening exclusively for Fall Out Boy and Panic! At the Disco” Crap he’s onto us

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

As an emo teen who’s insta is @fob4liferawrxd I feel called out

[@doodledevore4374]

@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy always be plugging.

[@smallpp7661]

@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy be on that grind

[@lailas-in-space]

@@rowaneditspeppa3361 yes yes yes

[@beetlejuice174]

Why is Jarvis actually really good at singing/making songs

[@LeraEluna]

Ikr

[@superstellarhere]

It’s a skill all commentary you-tubers possess

[@damienearl1310]

Even better that all his instruments are just him making different sounds with his mouth, and they still sound good!

[@iisadelrey]

he sound like sean mendes

[@blurryeyedaether]

@@damienearl1310 p sure its called acapella. and it does slap

[@rosphere4332]

*like danny and drew* Me: _wheezes_ They are the same person silly

[@beafakename8523]

They may have similar lives, they may have similar wives, but they are different nonetheless!

[@sicko033]

Selfcest

[@calcea9706]

Bea Fakename and if you took the time to get to know them, for a minute

[@emma-di5ly]

​@@calcea9706 You'd see that he is Drew, and he is Danny, and he is Danny, and he is Danny.

[@kateemma22]

I AM GROOT!

[@genericegirl0]

My favorite part about Jarvis singing is you can tell exactly what he listened to without him telling us what music he liked

[@baguettegott3409]

Tears consisting 99% of the feeling that caused them would be pretty dope. You could chemically analyse the difference between "I'm stressed about final"-tears, "Watching Lord of the Rings"-tears, "I broke my leg"-tears and so on, maybe keep the happy ones in a jar and drink them later for some happy feelings...

[@derpadothebird2106]

I would cry about Obama and drink those tears to become Obama

[@Lilyjem39]

Derpado The Bird I would cry about derpado the bird and become you

[@cubonefan3]

Wtf

[@syzygyss3823]

Ooh that _would_ be cool!

[@thatoneweirddudeinthecorner]

They would be sweet instead of salty or something lmao

[@youarebeautiful3509]

Low key Jarvis' voice slaps 🤷‍♀

[@druwu1052]

Who?

[@youarebeautiful3509]

@@druwu1052 Jarvis.... The man making the video...

[@druwu1052]

@@youarebeautiful3509 no, I mean. Who does his voice slap?

[@kevinluna3295]

@@druwu1052 are you serious

[@druwu1052]

@@Ebrown38123 lol thanks

[@amyharrington6779]

I'm a girl and 16 but I refuse to make eye contact with anyone not even my uncles/aunts/cousins, does that mean I'm in love with all of them?

[@senorpepper7388]

Do you live in Alabama?

[@sidh1135]

@@senorpepper7388 I just fkucgin snorted my pepsi out my nose it *BURNS*

[@senorpepper7388]

@@sidh1135 Glad I could make someone laugh

[@wolfeylovery64]

@@sidh1135 I call that a nose gun

[@infj1w932]

I can’t make eye contact because I have asd. DOES THIS MEAN IM IN LOVE WITH MUMBO JUMBO?

[@lordpotashmallow2443]

HOW HAS NOBODY MENTIONED THE FACT THAT JARVIS RICKROLLED ALL OF US!?

[@GA_131]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@Berrysphoto]

@@GA_131 why did I click on that link 🤦🏼

[@shinyintp2064]

@@Berrysphoto It’s a rickroll isn’t it

[@peskypigeonx]

@@shinyintp2064 well yes

[@seraphimsuburbia]

I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS

[@quojj]

"age is just a number when u love someone" yea tell that to the predators

[@qtpie1113]

Honey, they use that all the time. Why don’t you just change it to ‘The Cosby Excuse’?

[@cheesewizard8943]

Ain't that the thuth

[@dawn8293]

Pro tip: DO NOT tell this to the predators!

[@mygoodfriendcosmo]

jail is just a room ☺️

[@bluj8566]

perijaz nice profile pic

[@lucasinman2304]

Age ,weight, hight, and buety is just a number. .... Age .... *sweats nervously* .... Uh

[@KattReen]

Prison is just a room

[@hang8819]

BEUTY is just a number .

[@pakacha8999]

Pedophilia is just a word.

[@xxjudixxyeet400]

Buety is not a number..... 😂

[@jaobVG]

beauty

[@SamIAmWich]

LMAO, My boyfriend has Autism and avoided eye contact for so long. But now he looks me in my eyes, and I love looking into his (They're really pretty, too). I mean, eye contact means someone likes you. If they're avoiding eye contact, maybe they are scared of you, or just don't make eye contact with people...?

[@aloe_thera]

A late reply, but that is wholesome 100, good for you man 👈👈

[@SamIAmWich]

@Yeet God thank you! Conclusion to the story: we got married just over a week ago!

[@SamIAmWich]

@Yeet God lol just wanting to tell the world. And bring a little joy to this pretty shitty year.

[@Tijggie82]

@@SamIAmWich Congratulations!

[@ahok3314]

Congratulations!🎊

[@666starfall]

Post: girls usually can’t maintain eye contact with the person they love Me who has ADHD which causes my eyes to get distracted a lot during a conversation: ..well I guess I’m in love with everyone...how lovely

[@calebdouglas2512]

Yeah same. You ever feel like looking at any part of the person you're talking to will come across as weird, so you just look past them and get distracted by something behind them?

[@sqeak6317]

i either cannot focus on a person or i Stare at them no in betweens

[@ameliag.9940]

and then there's me with ADHD who stops listening and zones out mid-conversation. I forget to look away when that happens and it seems as though I'm staring deep into the eyes of the people I talk to, when reality, I'm daydreaming vividly... But I'm also aroace, so maybe they're onto something

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

Direct eye contact with anyone other than friends or family makes me extremely uncomfortable

[@revelreads]

"why are these texts all in sepia tones? it looks like they were passed down through generations" that really fucking got me

[@monokuma8073]

Girlfriend: I'm pregnant Me: hi pregnant I'm dad

[@alexx-ec5jv]

hi dad i'm hungry

[@monokuma8073]

@@alexx-ec5jv hi hungry I'm dad

[@jazz-cat00]

Girlfriend: no, you're not

[@gothbimbo9470]

Girlfriend: yeah about that...

[@siyacer]

Hi Dad I'm stuff

[@testmonkey2535]

Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden are couple goals indeed 😩😩

[@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169]

Yep

[@LifeWKai]

I love this

[@dumbgayenby]

White Shaq Same

[@testmonkey2535]

ZEMO KING I was kinda just joking lol

[@Pixie-Alchemist]

but they're the same person.

[@youtheme8035]

"Age is just a number" Prison is just a house

[@susieaxemurderer]

A noose is just a rope

[@gasterthemaster6490]

A gun is just an object

[@nightwolffthedarksoul5814]

hey, i'm pregnant .. OMG WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET!

[@noctuadiscipulum9715]

Gregnant

[@raspberrymoon3643]

@@noctuadiscipulum9715 pregnart

[@luciferstrykerdawson2967]

pregananant

[@ilovemytruck7095]

Pergnint

[@vividee7336]

*_Preganté_*

[@cinderella552]

When you love someone, age is just a number. So is a prison sentence

[@callmechad9056]

Age is just a number Prison is just a room

[@benjaminnewlon7865]

Just pause the video at any moment when Jarvis' face is on screen. This man is a meme

[@scentsiclestylings4443]

I'm really tired and this 85% true

[@subscriberswithvideoscha-qu3ep]

It may be rude, but it’s the truth

[@haferbrei7759]

@@subscriberswithvideoscha-qu3ep it's the thuth

[@SolaceInPrudence]

1:12 lmao

[@psyched7409]

I paused the second I read this comment, and lmao you're right.

[@haley5735]

12:14 the fact that Jarvis predicted JK Rowling annotating Dumbledore's bedroom kinks impresses me Along with his amazing singing, which need to be turned into an album

[@damienearl1310]

Wait, they did? That's...interesting, certainly something I wouldn't do as an author, lest I was writing an erotica, but interesting-

[@door-chan]

@@damienearl1310 Well, there will certainly be a part of your demographic that will enjoy that part of the book, regardless of what it's genre and tone is...

[@babyyoshi3099]

I have had 3 relationships. One taught me pain Another one taught me pain And the last one also taught me pain

[@averym7068]

Oof

[@killakweenn6870]

Here have a haiku I will comment Not like, the number, pure I say, “nice”

[@calebdouglas2512]

Careful not to cut yourself on that *edge*

[@babyyoshi3099]

@@calebdouglas2512 It is called a joke.

[@calebdouglas2512]

@@babyyoshi3099 I know. I was also joking.

[@alexxxx242]

"Pregnant" doesn't sound like a real word anymore.

[@walkingindlite]

Preganananat

[@pugsheen2627]

Pregante

[@absoluteanarchyproductions8432]

*G R E G N E N T*

[@Star_Scoot]

Pergan

[@chrysaliscrisis8530]

Pergnut

[@numberfour5913]

S(he) s(hit) (her)self 14 year olds: 😭😭😭

[@whatnoisedoesaclownmake7646]

Ssself

[@shipperina2213]

I'm dying lol

[@vegetabreigh8002]

S(he) be(lied)ve he lied. *Sbeve*

[@Orangesodawk]

SBEVE CONTINUED

[@n2da9]

Damn so deep

[@ericakat6322]

why did him singing these sound like actual 2000’s fall out boy

[@chelseakitkatz]

I was thinking All Time Low but you’re right

[@matnat21]

“Reality is often disappointing” -Thanos (2018)

[@abearmagan6008]

Okay

[@govt.knives4534]

Ah yes, bunch of X's inside an individual boxes. #Mobileuserhere

[@elgeorge437]

Govt. Knives mine is there and I’m mobile

[@elgeorge437]

Govt. Knives - it says “Reality is often disappointing”

[@matnat21]

Govt. Knives I’m on mobile too and I can still read it

[@oceanpaisley8260]

7:25 is a BOP. Harmonies are on point

[@zelbun]

i read hermiones

[@ko-lq7vu]

same

[@Schemingzy]

@@zelbun same haha

[@zelbun]

@@Schemingzy yesss

[@ethansexotics616]

Spoke the *thuth*

[@HighCaliberGarbage]

As a certified teen I can say that the optimal solution to heart break is to never get a girlfriend/boyfriend in the first place. It’s also super easy!

[@LocalDegenn]

Just realize that, you're more important to yourself than anyone else.

[@sillygoose2878]

If you don’t have a girlfriend you’re legally a teen

[@lol-pp2tx]

As a 9th grader, it's hard af to get a girlfriend in the first place

[@vcl1339]

@@lol-pp2tx y would you tho y'all probably gonna break up maybe before the semester even ends bro that's why I just play h1z1 and fortnite with my friends lol

[@rage8010]

Lol... This comment thread...lol....

[@magiradyne]

man im a grown ass adult having a rough time, and that bit at the end was actually really comforting. thank you jarvis

[@parcekz9934]

The people who look at too many of these angsty posts eventually start using the "or else I'm gonna kill myself" ultimatum while in a relationship.

[@peeblekitty5780]

"when you love someone, age is just a number" *_FBI OPEN UP_*

[@Shaheer4771]

lmfao

[@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612]

4 is just a number

[@Shaheer4771]

Big Toe Fungus vs. Fried Po Chungus heheh lmao

[@Thor-Orion]

“Hi, i’m Chris Hansen, why don’t you take a seat?”

[@sugarheartxo7378]

“So is 991”

[@talic-os5899]

Now I need someone to make a Harry Potter audiobook in which there are a bunch of random intermissions with JK Rowling's tweet facts about HP.

[@sploogerzz7548]

@Hesusio more please xd

[@vixsteriaz]

Hesusio dont let jk Rowling see this cause she’ll make it canon

[@vespereign]

talissa almeida Yes

[@macie6950]

Hesusio i would love some more

[@rebeccameme1113]

@Hesusio d... did you come up with those all by yourself?? .....please write a book of them

[@connorfine7273]

The author notes are real and they are called JK's twitter

[@calebdouglas2512]

My thoughts exactly

[@grrsa]

I didn't believe these memes would work as songs but dammit I can't stop laughing. Jarvis Johnson's "Crying My Best" tour pls?

[@lucidmoth1023]

Ikr

[@rey-jhorsefall6003]

"Waste your time, because you're probably not actually wasting it" - Jarvis Johnson I love Jarvis 😊

[@nyarlathotep23]

Legitimately some of the best advice I've ever heard anyone give.

[@rey-jhorsefall6003]

@@nyarlathotep23 right?

[@melanierubio3663]

"The time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." -John Winston Lennon, The Beatles.

[@Sana_B]

"Drew gooden and Danny Gonzales" N i c e

[@chrisding1976]

that’s a weird way to spell Danny gooden

[@ShibuNub3305]

What should we call this? Selfcest?

[@darthvader7684]

"And is just a number" Yes, that's a statement that has definitely never been used to defend bad things.

[@dapperdalek1014]

Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden for couple of the year #coupleoftheyear

[@dimitri_1of1]

yamyne no

[@devin3537]

@yamyne I wish LmAO

[@thatonequietkid2453]

yamyne no as far as I know I think Danny is already married and Drew is either marriage or still just engaged

[@cheesy_yeety]

*virgins for lives despite the wives*

[@savorycandles]

@yeleo r/wooosh

[@anormalgoogleaccount3117]

"When you love someone AGE, distance, height and weight are just numbers" The FBI: interesting

[@SorowFame]

Yeah, can’t let those degenerates who date short people go unwatched.

[@zynel413]

@@SorowFame god forbid they date someone at 90 pounds.

[@Rachel98246]

@@zynel413Yes, and I *r e f u s e* to believe that there are people who _actually_ date people who live more than 200 miles away from them! 🤢🤮

[@ombrenightcores]

Age is just a number. For adults. Not minors.

[@orans_]

You know what else is just a number? 911

[@heidif7000]

Jarvis’s childhood music taste really showed during his parody songs in this video

[@obsceniities]

Heidi F grand theft autumn jumped out at some point

[@BojoPigeon]

My tears are 99% seasonal allergies.

[@hieronymuth]

The edgiest thing in the world is a cinematic shot of Woody from Toy Story 3.

[@euphoria2752]

Dumb Atheist *Toy Story 4

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

@@euphoria2752 Honestly it would be better just saying 'Toy Story' as in, the whole franchise, not the specific movie

[@euphoria2752]

Thanos Attorney At Law Still it’s from a poster from Toy story 4

[@beep898]

You're objectively correct

[@jubbsticks]

“I went crazy for him. But he did not go stupid for me.”

[@lowkey_out]

Cringe: *_101%_*

[@goldengifts3830]

Gosh dang, these “relation ship goals” are fricking toxic! Like getting jealous, wanting someone to just be yours, pressuring. This is how you get into a toxic/abusive relationship people! WTH?? And this is just the beginning!

[@m5d1e]

Hannah Andrea Victoria Teddy queer as in?? Gay?? Lol?

[@jamienavarro1061]

i

[@ashl5574]

Hannah Andrea Victoria Teddy umm... actually no.

[@sage7296]

Madeline Lovell yes..it just means strange.im bi,i didn’t see it as anything bad

[@dreamlandbuds7710]

@Hannah Andrea Victoria Teddy No-one uses queer as strange anymore

[@dallleekah4035]

I'm 21 and I desperately needed to hear the words at the end of the video. Life is just a mess you guys, the best gift you can give yourself is trying to be happy through it.

[@ordell05]

Johnson Jarvis imma arrest you on the crime of not being edgy and heartbroken in 2019

[@remis.2020]

"Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden" HELL YEAH

[@hannah-roa]

Remi S. What’s up, Greg?

[@hannahwicks7197]

How can you date yourself?

[@royalblanket]

7:28 MAKE THIS A REAL ALBUM THIS IS THE BEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@JonasDAtlas]

Now I definitely want that.

[@zyaicob]

Those harmonies are literally sexually arousing

[@whyarewestillheretosuffer]

@@zyaicob lol ok.

[@gtdavies2083]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

[@mia-lynnpaul-roc9219]

7:16 is SUCH a banger

[@livispuzzled]

i turn 14 in three months and i’m terrified because i’ll _understand_ these now edit: i understand

[@haphuongnguyen3358]

Well, how's it been?

[@puflem]

@@haphuongnguyen3358 They turned 14. Of course it's been horrible! Remember when you were 14? It's a tough time.

[@gentlesandladymen]

Me Turing 14 in 4 days: 👁👄👁

[@livispuzzled]

@@haphuongnguyen3358 i absolutely despise it

[@alexisventura7191]

@@gentlesandladymen so, are you 14 and those memes are so deep now?

[@Alice-gr1kb]

Reminds me of s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

[@SolaceInPrudence]

sbeve

[@Imaniluv3]

Phloqiston mood 💀

[@hobos7491]

Poor Sbeve

[@thatgirlinamask8699]

What did sbeve ever do to you?

[@Alice-gr1kb]

ThatGuyInAMask everything

[@mztriz]

I think Jarvis discovered a new easy way for an aspiring entrepreneur to pump out indie song lyrics

[@DJfrog99]

5:30 "That one's from Gandhi." XD The delivery and editing around that line got me so good!

[@DJfrog99]

@@RadacStungnthumz Oops! Edited.

"an author note in the middle of an story, can you imagine if books had this?" Never heard of Wattpad?

[@AaAa-qw3fd]

They tried to stop detective hoodie... But he couldn’t be stopped- he was looking for the thuth

[@beetlebum.42]

Omg u added my fav couple goal! I mean Danny and Drew are just perfect.

[@buba5300]

Quality memes, dank music, crippling nostalgia, AND THAT ENDING?! Best video ive seen in a while

[@blueberrysk1es]

it’s ok bc jk rowling’s author’s notes are just in her tweets

[@torva2712]

Danny and Drew are goals Finally someone acknowledges it.

[@devin3537]

Ikr

[@aidathellama1472]

BROKEN BIRD no hunny

[@sodapop4949]

@@aidathellama1472 yas hunny

[@MariaCaradAnjo]

they're finally married :')

[@yxkhithab]

YES

[@racooni2845]

“age is just a number!” yeah and you know what else is? *911*

[@whoops3404]

Why are there no comments

[@Zuion_Art]

@@whoops3404 idk

[@Zuion_Art]

@@whoops3404 lmao your name

[@patriciamollison3635]

Some comments are just made to be appreciated, heres your like dude

[@mm-jt2eh]

7:49 I spat out my milk Edit: It says seek thuth in the back

[@Zelmo0n]

That existed

[@berries5340]

8:05 and about the age thing " and the number on your cell in jail is a number"

[@carolinepage4830]

lmaooo

[@Daragausthedragon]

Make a cover for all of those relationship memes, you unironically sounded good singing them

[@jonesisnotarobot]

I wasn't expecting the Rickroll at 14:49.

[@aliveslice]

It's a song.

[@thanosattorneyatlaw4062]

@@aliveslice It's a rickroll, look it up if you don't know what it is!

[@imkilljoytrash6716]

11:09 ok im just gonna say that giggle was the most adorable thing ever and now i’ll go home

[@Nugget_0verlord]

I saw the 'seek thuth' at the beginning of the vid, and kept wondering if I had missed a vid or something, until the meme came... foreshadowing. Truly a legend lol