Hilarious Moments | Ted 2 (2015) | Screen Bites

[@ScreenBites]

It's Party Time! 🎉Who wants a Ted for his own party? 😜kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJuxh2xtgb-ehck

[@Dani_Martinez-]

ME😁😁😁

[@marniemorey1580]

Who wants a Ted for his 🍪🥨🍩🌭🦆🦛🚐🚍🦔🦌🐨🐿🦄🦝

[@marniemorey1580]

Who wants a Ted 🐀😴💤🛏🚐🚍🍪🥨🍩🌭🦆🦛🦔🦌🐨🐿🦄🦝

[@isak8059]

Everyone

[@karengeorge7912]

Ted2

[@kodysilman1024]

No one can keep a straight face while watching Ted

[@Lo_Spirit_24]

Kody Silman I did don’t ever challenge me lol

[@TheChaoticCanuck]

@@Lo_Spirit_24 you just suck then.

[@slashthayil5298]

I laughed at the whole movie and I'm still laughing here

[@hughmungus227]

😐

[@jord3000]

😂

[@bobcloneyproductions]

Mark wahlberg and Seth macfarlane are such a great comedic duo

[@marniemorey1580]

Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane 🥨🌭🍪🍩🦔🦌🐨🐿🦄🦝😴❤💙🦛🦆

[@marniemorey1580]

Seth MacFarlane Mark Wahlberg 💤🚐🚍🛏💙❤🥨🍪🌭🍩🦔🦌🐨🐿🦄🦝🦆🦛

[@ethanlane3055]

Facts

[@AvergeYT]

Also kevin hart and the rock

[@Virgin_Succubus642]

Hilarious next to Jason Statham and Dwayne Johnson, Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara, as well as Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy.

[@freddiemercury8661]

Moment of silence for the parents who thought this was a children’s movie...

[@keishuun3971]

My friend's mom...

[@sherazrana5536]

Bro I KNOW tho

[@Eggman-pj1xv]

I knew it wasn’t and my mom didint so when she put it on she freaked out and turned it off

[@benjamin-rn5zn]

Freddie Mercury could be worse

[@diegomedina1861]

LMAO my mom showed me this movie as a kid the whole thing

[@siegfriedphilip]

8:52 “SWEET CAROLINE!!!!” Ted : Bah bah bah!! 🤣

[@bryanttaylor9902]

F**K!

[@tammytheranger7645]

Ted: F**K!

[@zacharygippe7873]

Couldn't even keep his mouth shut to the creepy guy singing it 😂

[@SerialDesignationN3071]

Lol

[@TaraArt_Official]

8:58 and I spotted mlp fim

[@Miyagi-Do-BANZAI]

“Sowy I threw a Cookie Crisp in your bum bum” hands down the funniest thing I’ve heard in my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@albertwesker2283]

The beetlejuice line was so good. “We don’t want that guy running around in here”

[@marniemorey1580]

Running around in here 🎞🎥📸

[@Kawaiikitten0211]

Would’ve been hilarious if afterwards Michael Keaton showed up asking who called him lol

[@albertwesker2283]

@@Kawaiikitten0211 yeah

[@KingNexusMOCs]

@@albertwesker2283 indeed

[@JMartini810]

imagine if he did end up running around in there !

[@crownsgaming5836]

Hands down one of the funniest movies ever

[@SlapshotStudios]

N Figueroa he said “one of”

[@BlackedOutDreams]

N Figueroa Guaranteed one of the funniest movies ever. Whats so hard to understand?

[@mauri1282]

N Figueroa *NOBODY SAID IT WAS!!*

[@d-dragon19]

Hey don’t forget Deadpool 2

[@chel9157]

N Figueroa 22 jump street was funnier

[@ViolentGeekGAMER]

*"SWEET CAROLINE!"* *"BA BA BA!"*

[@wilmartin1243]

BA BA BAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[@johnnyvenom2912]

*F**K!!*

[@Excaliburtron]

BA BA BAAA!!!

[@waterdemonz2553]

@Tyler Graham "so good so good so good"

[@bixleybearhunters6088]

Ba ba ba

[@hectordiaz6498]

On opening day parents were in shock and kids were laughing on the floor. Overall great movie !

[@cwardo9810]

3:13 HAD ME DEAD FOR 10 MINUTES!!🤣😝🤣😝🤣

[@g-bossman9008]

SAME

[@jackmelchiorre8237]

I died of laughter 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BladeTNT2018]

What is all that slimy stuff?

[@owenhans3633]

@@BladeTNT2018cum

[@RicardoM1l0s]

​@@BladeTNT2018you in your dad's ballz

[@hectormunoz9674]

"What if he doesn't like the way I'm doing it he deserves the best"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@supbrahimhammer.421]

Hector Munoz the goat does

[@a.x.x8184]

If I were there my mouthe would've accidentally slipped onto his junk ;P

[@liahtomlinson2105]

Hahaaa

[@patrickromero2262]

"pull yourself together for God sakes he's gonna love it" 😂🤣

[@jen.gilder]

😂

[@thegrimcritic5494]

3:14 Y’know, you really have to appreciate MacFarlane’s skill at slapstick humor. That slip looked legit unintentional and that makes the scene 1,000 times funnier every time I see it.

[@Eee-x7]

So much kids

[@SpikesSpikesSpikes]

No, not really. Looks pretty forced. Like they had to try really hard to find a way to make this "shocker" scene work

[@albertsitompul5520]

This scene is messed up and funny

[@sus1513]

This is my kingdom come

[@saitama3717]

He looks like a Kardashian

[@stevensauls2013]

Seth MacFarlane killed this role.

[@RazzelDazzel456]

Agree

[@vivienne420x]

Steven S. he always does 😎🔥

[@peachblossom09]

Steven S. Peter Griffin :3

[@jameedodger8131]

I agree I see peter Griffin in Ted

[@andreehxc6171]

He killed everything on this 2 movies

[@samueldabest_7539]

8:48 got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂😂

[@giloc11]

Yesss omg

[@hywelchard3860]

Me too.

[@OfOceans]

2:52 this scene kills me every freaking time🤣🤣🤣💀

[@its_re4p3r]

“You wanna see it? Huh? You wanna see your kid?”

[@yvinnyb]

t h i s - i s - m y - k i n g d o m - c o m e

[@GabesEdtiz]

@@its_re4p3r “I can see it from here, thanks, yeah.”

[@ramonabdiel10]

@@GabesEdtiz “Take a closer look it’s your kid”

[@Luc-Sist_07]

@@ramonabdiel10no no no, com’ one no no

[@natefigueroa4492]

“Dear Ted, you are no longer a papa Gino’s rewards member”

[@firedragongod1687]

"Fuck that's a big one"

[@masonlopez7315]

It's always big when papa Gino's is involved 🤣🤣🤣

[@XDNEB]

😂😂😂😂

[@kharisserna2727]

What's Papa Gino's?

[@ThePriceisRightB]

@@kharisserna2727 it's right up the street from deez.

[@rdrummer2]

When I first saw Ted I thought it was a kids movie. We had a family movie night. It didn't end well

[@SMP2390]

Could be worse have y'all seen sausage party?

[@rdrummer2]

@@SMP2390 that was another one

[@Keanuthelegend]

Rdrummer 2 OHHHH FUCK

[@Chief_-yb3fx]

U see killer bean

[@paperchasindude6578]

From the creator of Family guy comes a new comedy

[@danielwhyatt3278]

God this second film truly couldn’t have been any better.🤣🤣🤣

[@marniemorey1580]

Couldn't have been any better 📹🎬

[@alphanerd7221]

Could have had Mila Kunis and not duplicated the final act of the last movie.

[@sladewilson377]

I preferred mila as the love interest

[@DaRock69]

"Thats somebodys kid" Bro that scene got me💀💀

[@Gozud]

8:02 in the theaters I laughed so hard that I fell on the floor 🤣

[@alexcruz2977]

7:20 when the kid who no one wants to be at the party shows up

[@nobiwtf3265]

Jesus christ......

[@marniemorey1580]

Ted 2 SceneScreen 🐿🦄🦝

[@marniemorey1580]

Ted 2 Funniest Moments 🐨🐀🍪🥨🌭🍩💤

[@King_of_Cards]

EY, mean

[@udzalthegreatest]

7:20 really got me! XDD

[@marniemorey1580]

Really got me 📽💤📷

[@Jhood05SCP]

It sounds so much like Peter Griffin

[@udzalthegreatest]

@@Jhood05SCP yea he does

[@tm_2444]

@@Jhood05SCP same voice actor

[@larry1013]

When Ted got hit with a guitar I started cracking up

[@titopratistha2571]

7:19 that had me dying😂

[@ennardlanda8943]

HEADSHOT

[@Myth1k4508]

Same

[@asgharabbas1808]

im laughing dead bro🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pixelcut4828]

His rag doll

[@horizonhunterX]

7:23

[@RhythmNotForYou]

7:22 TED HAS ME DIEING

[@zelebigztv8347]

3:20 my sides hurt 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@lukes267]

3:20 his shirt is gonna be rock solid

[@dumbfluffs]

GRRRRR Monday’s

[@cemetery8182]

that’s fucking gross, i’d kill myself

[@Scottocaster6668]

🤮🤮🤮 🧸 Hahahaha.

[@jkp5045]

@@dumbfluffs finally someone noticed the funniest line it the movie

[@dumbfluffs]

@@jkp5045 yes

[@dreu3382]

When Ted shot the rifle that had my crying of laughter 🤣🤣

[@isaiah7590]

That was a rifle

[@TheMatic88]

I rewatched like 10times just now this scene and died of. Laughing

[@TaurusAnimations-z6x]

“And my f*cking nose came off.”

[@YTSH0RTMEME3]

"You an adult, with a poster of this guy in your room, your telling me you don't want this?" I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂

[@Tvtitan_edits]

0:25 this part made rolling on the floor in laughter 😂😂😂

[@soulless_jake540]

"We would have been such great parents" SMOKES WEED IMMEDIATELY AFTER

[@xxpolarlikesfriedchickenxx1337]

Ted: “We woulda been sick good parents” Also Ted: smokes a blunt afterwards

[@jackfinn8130]

4:15 Ted sounding just like Peter Griffin

[@taxevader7080]

Think he Is voiced by same guy

[@Coleus063]

He is Mr. griffin

[@somethingsomethingname25]

shut up -meg- jack.

[@pineappleonpizza4295]

Jack Finn you’re a fucken idiot

[@micahmachtdaswurstchen7688]

Ted is voiced by SethMc Farlane, the guy who makes Family Guy (the movie is also from Seth too)

[@Ranger8744]

Wow I just can't get enough of this!! We REALLY NEED a part 3!

[@JosephBah3736]

Yea 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chargerboy5128]

I totally agree. We do need a part 3

[@nolanpham8443]

"I don't understand, we would've made such great parents" *smokes a joint Yeah, I feel you Ted

[@victorsahni2071]

This Ted 2 movie is too awesome and hilarious. I watched it this week on my television and I had lots of fun watching the movie.

[@samg8452]

7:20 I'm sure the filming crew had a laugh at that shot lmao

[@nebuli4525]

Pretty sure they filmed an empty space

[@jacelt7353]

I doubt no one laughed when the actor said that

[@Mokuah75]

7:04 this part might be the funniest part ever I couldn’t stop laughing after this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kyrpa9782]

5:57 hah hah haa motherfker

[@yvonnewilkinson1332]

@@randomanimator6289 make a 10 hour

[@marniemorey1580]

Funniest Moments of Ted 2🐿🦄🦝🐀🐨

[@rayskatess_]

5:39 funniest part everrr!!! 😂😂

[@rayforce2493]

7:52 literally killed me😂😂

[@Merark1]

I don't think so...

[@Rafael_R]

Rest in peace then

[@ZTB43]

It was uncomfortable and funny

[@bullwrinkle29studiosshow37]

💀💀 I’m dead.

[@JediahSantos100]

7:23 had me dying laugh 😂

[@MikeDoyleRealMan44]

When your parents are alone with your electronics!0:02

[@anewyorksubwaysandwhich6518]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[@Mrshmallows-s3f]

When you know that your parents gonna check your browsing history. 0:57

[@Kieran_edney]

Mike Doyle why would ur mum ever ever Alone with ur electronics

[@charleyb_728]

“THERE’S SEW MUCH PAWN!”

[@arufaokami]

I'd be dead if my mom had mine.

[@SullyTheCollabGuy]

0:02 when you’re parents find you report card

[@RaijinWolf32]

No, your search history 😳

[@brycegamer6520]

7:04 I laughed 7:21 I laughed harder

[@marniemorey1580]

I laughed harder 🐨🐀💤

[@Jhood05SCP]

nonono it's ok it's not loa- *POW*. And my fuckin nose came off

[@RhythmNotForYou]

6:31 his face 😂

[@saitama3717]

Ted: well sam it's been 20 minutes want to take over

[@NAJASCOVE]

3:25 I CAN’T BREATH BRO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasreese8028]

Ted: so listen I gotta ask. Was it just kissing last night, or was there finger stuff? *BONG* Never gets old

[@marniemorey1580]

Was there finger stuff 🐿🦄🦝

[@abysswalker2594]

I swear to god I want that to be a meme

[@heavenmonroe3666]

5:11 'i apologize for my 5 year old son. ' 'i'm sowwwyyy'

[@thatoneperson0808]

Cookie crisp in your bum bum

[@commando254]

“So sowwy sir, cookie cwisp in ya bum bum I’m so sowwy.”

[@legonicktnt]

@@commando254well under the circumstances…..I guess it’s ok

[@mr.coffee5220]

Ted and Peter are not only voiced by the same person, they ARE the same person.

[@myladynaynay]

Ironically, in the first movie they made a joke about that XD John was wasted and doing an impression of Ted, then Ted laughed and said, "Oh come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin." Lmao

[@ariannygonzalez2300]

Is it werid I hear a slight difference

[@nickclark18]

Ted is not the same person as Peter Griffin... And I'm sick of you people saying he is. He's not. There is more than a slight difference, id love to see you do better. Good luck

[@DanielonBoard2006]

However, they are voiced by Seth MacFarlane because he voices every character in Family Guy too.

[@BTG_408]

7:23 I don't know about you, but this scene always got me dying on the floor

[@mikeoxlong4829]

The guitar throw at Ted had me dieing😂😂😂😂

[@aniketborhade2124]

7:04 made me laugh alot😂😂

[@perrilliatjohnson]

Same😂

[@abysswalker2594]

And my fucking nose came off

[@Ben7892]

Same

[@shaunamunoz-cacho6329]

The reason why he being pushed when he shoot a gun because he's lighter and that gun has enough Force to push him no wonder why I found it so funny. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xxcodzprozxx_5229]

7:22 im laughin my ass off 🤣🤣🤣

[@christianasuncion]

7:23

[@Stressedx_-]

4:47 That aim tho 😂

[@Dumbingz]

Bruh when John throws that guitar at ted face it makes me laugh hahahaha 😂🤣

[@HeySweaterBoy]

The “SEA MEN” scene was amazing

[@austinramirez2082]

7:04 I died laughing 😂

[@swagmaster5103]

And my fucking nose came off 😑

[@trevorr7316]

I guess you could say I CAME for the thumbnail

[@aim-9sidewinder550]

I didn't really want to CUM here you know

[@gustarddonut1452]

Thats gay

[@liahtomlinson2105]

@@aim-9sidewinder550 lmao

[@campbellz_soup6071]

6:05 lol always made me laugh

[@Kobanermani]

0:58 I love how Ted goes ham on the computer like half-life

[@dietryin9710]

I don’t know why. But that beetlejuice scene was hilarious. Mark played it way too good

[@codywilliams3789]

I always loved how serious he was too😂

[@deltasamuraiaj1116]

4:11 OMFG IM DEAD “GET YA BJ’s HERE”😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@matthewthornley1120]

Was that a deleted scene?

[@deltasamuraiaj1116]

Matthew Thornley tbh irdk sorry my mans I wished I could answer that🤷🏼‍♂️

[@matthewthornley1120]

@@deltasamuraiaj1116 that's all right bud

[@FonColorado]

it was not bro its in the movie

[@bumble_24bee34]

Matthew Thornley no it’s the unrated version

[@notgamrking]

3:15 had me dead on the floor🤣🤣🤣

[@Trashy_Fox]

Hashtag grr Monday's

[@Nothing92849]

6:55 100% family guy moment

[@jefflebowski3578]

The Beetlejuice Card 😂 “Are you crazy, we don’t want that guy running around in here”.

[@allah2108]

“Its not my fault A-rod you were supposed to catch it” i love ted

[@ejcamacho_HI]

I forgot this was dirty so I put this at max volume, first words. WHAT THE F-+-, HOLY S%@1, THERE IS SO MUCH P0ARN

[@raizereaper4697]

Doubt that’s true everyone knows TED is for adults if you didn’t your living under a rock

[@Batmansmokesdope]

Stampylong nose ikr

[@masongreenhalgh8040]

Why would you put it to max volume any ways.

[@Ben-cx5qp]

You censored yourself🤦‍♂️

[@Christoph8]

THOUSANDS OF FILES

[@tommytaylor2084]

"I'm sowwy sir, cookie crisp in your bum-bum..." 😂

[@SènorSolo]

7:22 when Ted got hit with the Guitar I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JesusChristmyMESSIAH]

Ted and John fighting over the last beer.. Hillarious

[@Ej004]

6:59 lmfaooo 😂💀😭😭 when he shoots

[@johnnyg724]

7:04

[@dapepper139]

5:00 that sounds like the hit marker in call of duty

[@marniemorey1580]

Marker in call of duty 🚐🍕🍫

[@TeurastajaNexus]

"Well, under the circumstances, I guess it's okay." Got me dead:DDD

[@marniemorey1580]

Got me dead 📽📷🎞

[@NicholasCain-2895]

7:20 - 7:23 I don’t watch Ted, but this scene here had me crying laughing. That guitar hitting him in the face after saying what he said was f-ing hilarious! 🤣🤣

[@ethanwibbens4233]

8:12 had me dying 😂

[@jordanverbeek5121]

6:47 When your younger sibling wrecks your game

[@mr.l8723]

I love how serious they are about summoning Beetlejuice LOL XD

[@bleedygalore12]

You are meddling with powers you do not understand! LOLOL

[@therealautisticdj]

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetleju-

[@plattkemar]

7:44 my amazing summer

[@Brarvlogzz]

🤣🤣

[@emptyjuiceboxx1046]

Goddamn it what the hell wrong with you

[@Iajwbsjajanwns]

didnt notice the cigar 🤣

[@miguelruiz5502]

5:22 Last beer and all the homies want it

[@promienodrzutowysamuel790]

I was wheezing on the floor watching this movie, hands down

[@kushminister5137]

how serious he was about bettlejuice will forever be hilarious

[@fortmcmurrayoilbaronsfan7]

9:36 best swear!

[@thatoneperson0808]

Yeah you mothafakka The best swear in the entire movie

[@Chuck2076]

I can’t tell what’s funnier the shotgun part or the guitar part!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@MarvelStarWarsCT]

I swear ted gets abused in this movie 😂

[@victorsahni2071]

HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. The Ted movies are too hilarious.

[@slaywee]

2:11 lol i love how Ted is looking what Johnny is doing and its so inappropriate lol

[@gabrielpascua175]

“It’s not my fault A-Rod you were supposed to catch it” 🤣

[@meeperbox2005]

0:02 well we're in a good start. 😆

[@elijahtoussaint1528]

7:03 This part is where Ted goes flying 😂😂😂

[@NikeSurferOfficial]

0:02 Was the first thing that made me laugh 😂

[@danielbushnell8730]

Mark Wahlberg is so good at acting that you forget it's him in this movie. He really give you the vibe of just a generic guy in some way

[@vesalmisagh4650]

“I don’t understand we would made such great parents” Hits a blunt Immediately after😂🤣😂🤣

[@ronniewilliams2465]

OMG. It is like I never saw the movie. To much funny coming at you, all at once. Humor overload!

[@simonmakinde230392]

‘So listen I gotta ask. Was it just kissing last night or was there finger stuff?’ *Johnny throws guitar at Ted and he flies of hay bale* 😂😂😂😂

[@karenfan010]

I love how ted is literally just peter griffin but a bear

[@nickclark18]

Stop it's slightly different.

[@UltraTheRed]

​@@nickclark18they're literally voiced by the same guy

[@natefontana5757]

@@nickclark18”Slightly”

[@carcrazyguysa4059]

0:59 Well that laptop got Negan'd

[@yvinnyb]

This duo will be called Lucile.

[@husk_cool5628]

3:14 got me dying

[@omarahemadelprince7052]

You are under arrest for uploading the funniest movies ever lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrMarmaduke09]

A teddy bear and a human fighting over the last beer is just hilarious!

[@Isaacwashereandthere]

Thought I was the only one

[@nickclark18]

​@@Isaacwashereandtherenope. I found it hilarious as well. So much so I threw up and ordered a pizza and smoked weed and watched the movies again

[@tammytheranger7645]

The laptop one cracked me up especially with the way Ted yells "WHAT THE F**K?!"

[@charlieu2b329]

It’s sounds like a completely different person

[@evenchang7949]

The blind dude moment was funny asf 🤣🤣🤣🤣