Ted Says Goodbye To John | Ted 2 (2015) | Screen Bites

Donny follows Ted (Seth MacFarlane) into the New York Comic-Con and in an attempt to kill him, John (Mark Wahlberg) sacrifices himself to save Ted’s life. This ends with John seriously injured at the hospital.
What is TED 2 about?
Ted 2 (2015) - Synopsis: Ted, a living teddy bear, decides to have a baby with his human wife, Tami-Lynn. However, their plan hits a roadblock when the court declares Ted to be property and not a person.
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[@ScreenBites]

It's Party Time! 🎉Who wants a Ted for his own party? 😜kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJuxh2xtgb-ehck

[@paulm9141]

Hie

[@TimothyThe4th]

Its not party time its funeral time

[@bruhthatsdisgusting]

SceneScreen were seeing a teddy bear react to his dead friend and suddenly it’s party time

[@padmebuffy5469]

I do

[@themanwhowatchesyouandyour6739]

Me

[@josephhoward4697]

I just can’t imagine a human being alive who would be able to keep a straight face hearing his friends say goodbye while laying there knowing you’re going to pull off the most epic prank.

[@GenshinLover283]

Apparently according to this Mark Wahlberg is that person 😂

[@Shadowkey392]

Well he IS a trained actor...

[@manoftheinternet4734]

Joseph joestar lol

[@Reaper6913]

Didnt desi arneu do a similar bit on i love lucy? XD

[@_InTheCosmos_]

Joseph Howard You just bite the side of your lip

[@Flaco_Tech]

“No problem, we are a fun hospital” 🤣🤣

[@mr.stealyogirl4078]

@@ItzCrosslywtf smh

[@FoxyFritz]

yeah & ted is so cute .3.

[@brandonwong8614]

666 likes wow, this joke is gonna be old as soon as someone clicks the like button

[@randomjeff3141]

lmao , i laugh so hard xD

[@ПфсфнфбДзлбмуыфк]

Fake you all make fuck ahhh

[@De_Tjiminator]

"No problem, were a fun hospital" has to be one of the most genius lines in film history

[@ronald.1639]

I'm sorry, I didn't understand the fun hospital joke, could somebody explain?

[@scaryfella3481]

​​@@ronald.1639Basically they are saying that the hospital is willing to play along with jokes like that, the kind that would realistically be looked down

[@pikachuthebananasplit9061]

I want him to be my doctor!

[@ThermometerNH]

The delivery was perfect too

[@DetonatorCallan]

Ikr 😂😂🤣

[@connors8620]

You gotta love how the security guards didn’t even look at any security camera footage to see who committed the attempted murder. They just take the bear’s word for it

[@abhijiths7637]

They can when he resist that he didn't do it

[@waterboy181]

Why is it so hard to believe that scenario in a movie about a talking Teddy Bear.

[@vivianariveraz3288]

Y the first few weeks I will have a couple things that to make it is a little bit

[@blairbrown4812]

In a world where a teddy bear has the same abilities as most humans,including the ability to 🚬 pot,the fact that a bunch of rent-a-cops takes said bear 🐻 at his word is the least astounding thing to deal with. ❤

[@007haryboy]

Hellloooooo, he's not a bear. Hes ted 😂😂😂😂

[@bassmaster117]

Now we know Ted is a true friend. He was willing to kill Johns zombie.

[@Annaxoxolei777]

What do u mean zombie

[@bassmaster117]

@@Annaxoxolei777 It takes a real friend to save you from a life of evil and constant hunger

[@tonyacosta4574]

A true friend would put him in the shed and video games

[@jordanrobinson1301]

If one of my friends was in life-threatening danger I would risk my own life to save them.

[@sunnex474]

@@tonyacosta4574 ah, a fellow man of culture

[@cirkuitknight]

When I saw this at the theater me and everyone were all like "no" and a woman next to me was actually crying and after John scared them everyone screamed and cheered at the same time. That was epic

[@Ghoulishtrash]

That’s awesome!

[@art23428]

Cool story but nobody asked

[@squirrelsinjacket1804]

I for one enjoyed the story

[@TracyRucker-hu3pe]

​@@art23428 I wasn't aware before sharing experiences, thoughts, opinions etc in the comments on KZbin videos someone had to ask you first. Oh wait isn't that why there's a comment section on most of these videos? Fucking troll.

[@AmberF-ly5bn]

@@art23428Nobody asked for your opinion

[@thanerdyguy1943]

This movie was surprisingly emotional as f*ck

[@brianhudzik1637]

zackeius payne almost cryed

[@ghost_cazy6018]

You mean fuck

[@stephsvids9812]

I agree

[@w.centerprisesbluestar8603]

@@buraiha you sure bro?

[@aaaadelarosa5561]

I swear I was crying...yo if my significant other did that to me I would be so angry

[@Shadowkey392]

“Jesus, what happened here?!” “The rocket ship just hit him!” “Jesus Christ, ITS THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE-“

[@jumpers500]

@Energy Guy Imagine if this was an April fool's prank.

[@lol2306]

Yeah we heard that. 🤦‍♂️

[@infoforu3455]

Hahaha

[@isaacyeon6334]

Super Great716 damn how many people asked? Oh wait NOBODY ASKED ASSHOLE

[@danielpatternson6149]

We’re entitled to our opinion you know

[@jordanpeterson5038]

If this wasn't a joke this would actually be the saddest scene in the movie.

[@TheRealAwesomePossum]

I did cry tho when I first saw it.. before the joke.

[@nathanbarker9165]

​@@TheRealAwesomePossumI still tear up even knowing it's a joke

[@joeyg6267]

this was a joke and it was still the saddest scene in the movie

[@Hollywoodfan-yh4zc]

And the movie would the ruined

[@thetimkazakh.624]

They did it in first movie, so this would feel kinda unoriginal

[@marcquisgaines4134]

7:26 “Honey, they’re classy they’re not like us”😂😂😂

[@theobsidianreaper7474]

Hahahahhahahashhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhajahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahqhah cough cough

[@marcquisgaines4134]

The Obsidian Reaper 💀💀💀

[@targaryangirlalways5634]

i didnt get this . . .

[@jcanexxdevelite3439]

akia goldsmyth you never will

[@marcquisgaines4134]

akia goldsmyth have you not seen the movie???

[@joejackson4202]

The funniest part is Ted correcting her about the "rocket ship"

[@anthonyserna317]

It's a starship enterprises

[@vivianariveraz3288]

Hi miss you I love miss you I miss my son love you son love I hope you miss you too love I love miss miss my son love miss you love miss miss you son macho see miss miss love you son miss love miss you son macho see you Friday night miss love you son love miss miss you

[@MiguelLopez-zx9kk]

@@vivianariveraz3288 what?

[@professerpercocet]

@@vivianariveraz3288 umm ok

[@liahtomlinson2105]

😂

[@Rogueplayz-co1zg]

"No problem, were a fun hospital" And "No no honey they're not like us" Got me the hardest

[@GlutenFreeStudios]

I like how they all seem to understand each other perfectly😂

[@Nasia-]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SayokoOnigii]

​@@GlutenFreeStudios Correction: how

[@GlutenFreeStudios]

@@SayokoOnigii Thanks

[@geomania8533]

We need more hospitals like this

[@Bigeweezy_]

“He’s a f****** zombie, He’s a f****** zombie”🤣🤣

[@user-lc6fo1fv2x]

Im dying😂😂

[@catherinepayn8246]

He sounded like Stewie Griffin

[@cdeyoungboy7788]

@@catherinepayn8246 it's the same voice actor

[@hawaiilegend7597]

@@user-lc6fo1fv2x Me too.

[@Iretnas1]

Why does every one write the same lines In film????? U think were all deaf, motha*******!?!?!?!?!

[@sergiotorresaragon7673]

1:19-1:23 Sam: The rocket ship just hit him! Ted: Jesus Christ, that's the Starship Enterprise! Forget it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ethan-en2ij]

Seth’s fanboy was showing

[@loganthevillager9176]

Halex 2007. OMG!!! That’s a Starship Enterprise!

[@destineylove9014]

Leave Ted alone

[@pompombuuum3182]

Sergio Torres Aragon she so stupid!

[@destineylove9014]

@@pompombuuum3182 no she is not God leave her alone Damm

[@georges2842]

The doctor saying "we're a fun hospital" gets me every time

[@SensationalBanana]

True friendship. He's not angry about John tricking him into grieving. Instead, he's happy for John to having pulled it off! Love these movies, would like to see a 3rd!!

[@MommyofAutism]

I don’t think there will be a 3rd film of this movie.

[@Rfyjuf]

Definately excellent moviea

[@taylorschott4659]

I mean he deserved it for tricking john into thinking he was mentally disabled. Ted even acknowledges this when he figures out that this was his payback scheme.

[@blunk778]

A 3rd would just further beat the concept into the ground

[@Juugo211]

6:09

[@ramyhassan3283]

Come on we all want Ted 3 !!!!!!!

[@constablebagel1400]

Then Ted 5 where Jonny Really Dies

[@yazancallas]

I want one but idk if they’ll make one. Does anyone know if they’re making one

[@ZachMaster26]

I remember finding a fan idea on IMDb where Donny breaks out of jail again and kidnaps Apollo Creed and Lori's twin daughters, so he can have them shipped to Spain. It will be up to Ted, Johnny, Samantha, Tami-Lynn, Lori, and her husband Nick (played by Chris Pratt) to rescue the kids before it's too late.

[@dabs.47]

Seth said he’s up for it!!! Only a matter of time now

[@angusyoung1375]

Yes

[@issaisolis183]

When he says “they’re classy, they’re not like us” I felt that 😂😂😂

[@jamestdoonan1126]

Funny enough, when the doctor is giving orders for the cardiac arrest, it's surprisingly accurate on the treatment

[@GWRProductions-kg9pt]

so bloody what

[@jamestdoonan1126]

@@GWRProductions-kg9pt thought it was interesting for this movie to have such a well though out medical scene. That's all.

[@pulkinpulman2028]

Im glad someone noticed this..i guess they have seriously taken info on how to this correctly

[@GWRProductions-kg9pt]

@@pulkinpulman2028 nothing new there, it's the same with all medical dramas

[@jotham8654]

GWR Productions 2014 they did a lot of shit wrong with the medical scenes in Doctor Strange soooo

[@derbyjr]

Tammy-Lynn: Y’know if you wanna bang, me and Teddy could leave the room Ted: No no no, honey they’re classy, they’re not like us. I was rolling 😂😂

[@YaredKokeb]

This movie's hilarious

[@teddyflowers2798]

Leave me out of it

[@ChaosPod]

Wait, so is Ted and Tammy-Lynn banging each other?

[@ShadowFuntime]

@@ChaosPod Problably

[@mawardihasan9444]

hahahaa

[@DankSinatra619]

The "no problem, we're a fun hospital" had me dead 💀😂

[@SJMJ91]

"We're a fun hospital." I died. 🤣🤣🤣

[@bunnyrabbit5861]

Scuse the pun

[@SJMJ91]

@@bunnyrabbit5861 (Haha!) Good point.

[@keivncraft1561]

Id be laughing to much to be able to pull that off

[@MegaSwiming]

keivn craft I couldn’t keep a straight face I would be laughing to hard

[@Unknown-vx9lf]

keivn craft looks like he’s a Great actor in the film is well 😂

[@koooldide464]

keivn craft I could’ve

[@Nodiddyyamean]

Me to id be laughing my ass off

[@KabobKilla]

Same

[@jrc01718]

This went from the most heartbreaking scene to one of the funniest REAL quick. 😂

[@Ben7892]

6:18 I like how ted is not mad at all That just makes me know that there friendship is infinity away from being destroyed

[@thenerdbeast7375]

Commercials: This movie is a stupid adult comedy Actual movie: surprisingly emotional edit: learn to take a joke people.

[@rajveerbhardwaj8470]

Lion Heart true AF

[@jev8665]

Im tha hundreth like

[@gakr8493]

No it’s not

[@cartoondude5384]

They said that in the commercial? This movie is good

[@leagueskinmusic1426]

Commercials: This movie is a stupid adult comedy Critics, most of movie viewers and even Seth Macfarlane himself: This movie is a retarded adult comedy

[@LukeTheGhostKiller]

Not enough credit is being given to the doctor for keeping a straight face while delivering the "bad news" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ElfHostage]

I like to think that during filming they didn’t tell the actor playing the doctor that it was going to be a joke.

[@MarshallBouchard]

Can we talk about how pitch perfect Amanda Seyfried's acting is in this scene? I'm still laughing at her "What the f*** is going on" line.

[@jakethesnake8829]

Remember that line from the hangover

[@uyokudantai]

No she’s insanely insufferable.

[@Urbansaucee]

I feel old I know her as Karen from mean girls

[@coreydonna3900]

6:09 MacFarlane definitely knows how to make people crack up with his comedic style 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jasonwayne2833]

It's Wahlberg

[@JBibz]

@@jasonwayne2833 ……ted is played by….fill in the blanks buddy

[@KeithPlaysIsCool]

Seth macfarlene

[@georgelara3730]

Amanda's acting skills are amazing. The comedy the drama.

[@septnovel]

6:08 I GOT YOU MOTHERF***ER😛

[@Flammenwerfer142]

Hes a fucking zombie😂😂

[@cobracorporal6738]

That made me jump when I first saw this movie

[@shalommercedmontes4795]

Best spoiler ever in the comments

[@iliketseriessowhat4395]

It 6:10

[@mememaster1318]

i like t series So what? It’s more like 6:09

[@fayemckither3107]

“I PUT A FROWNY FACE ON MY FACEBOOK STATUS! How am I supposed to explain that to everybody!!!” Omg 😂😂😂 did I couldn’t stop laughing! That line was genius lmao

[@cameroncarter1739]

"Well i mean you can change your relationship status from single to its complicated" 😂

[@Gojira-2008]

“Your doing to have to do a lot better than that”😂

[@yamigivo2693]

@@Gojira-2008how about in a relationship with John Bennett

[@thefirstbourne149]

@@yamigivo2693Ok, that one's actually not far from touching, that's nice.

[@KokoGogo1728]

​@@yamigivo2693 "...Well.... we'll have to talk about that." **EXTREMELY RANDOM SMOOCH MOMENT**

[@eddieford9373]

This scene played out perfectly. Just when I stopped grinning from expecting the jump laugh to happen, it happened at the perfect time. I still love it.

[@The-iy4kp]

“We are a fun hospital” lmao.

[@davida6919]

Sweaty Damn right 😂😂😂😂

[@shailendrasingh9896]

And Paul also

[@ichbinanonym9506]

What is so funny bout that?

[@CoffeeManiac20]

Live action Dr Hartman

[@The-iy4kp]

Eddy Jin who said exactly what I said lmao

[@zsu-23-4shilka2]

“So this scene will be the most emotional one of them all....” *_”SIKE”_*

[@cortomaltese5206]

That pissed me off so much

[@aprilabbott5585]

6:38 i just love hiw ted says this

[@yeetnub]

*how

[@NJay110]

I'm glad that they tried figuring out who was the murderer before they tried helping out the guy who was crushed. Thats fine though we still got that funny ninja turtle scene.

[@og_idrxp7896]

Shrek Awarness they didn’t they called 911 and then said who did this

[@NJay110]

@@og_idrxp7896 ok cool

[@hajarelmelhi3644]

Bu e7ksug4 Uchida

[@koooldide464]

Daniel Hutchinson still they didn’t lift it

[@drangonslayergamer779]

Shrek Awarness well to be fair usually when they help the victim the murder slips away into the crowd and acts like he had nothing to do it

[@Musaaa1]

6:48 "We're a fun hospital"

[@johnhernandez9767]

Musa Biyikli I want to go there 😂

[@ThebiggestJ1]

​@@johnhernandez9767Same!

[@GuardIAN4546B]

“No problem we’re a fun hospital” I hear Doctor Hartman every time

[@goddessma_belle3273]

"It's a fucking zombie" starts hitting hin

[@phongvang5161]

Why did TED confirm he's a zombie? Zombie's don't yell "I got you!" Lol

[@reynsbasement2654]

Him*

[@SocialMediaInBio]

@@reynsbasement2654 shush

[@RobloxThu]

6:13

[@diegofavaratozfilms962]

😂😂😂😂that part cracked me up!!!!!

[@SJMJ91]

"I put a frowny face on Facebook. How am I going to explain that?" Best line of social commentary ever!

[@jeanalex8992]

Sam's reaction when the Doctor said John didn't make it really sold me.. A+ acting right there..

[@jeffsoltess4853]

Anyone else catch a pic of Family guy at 0:50😂 Seth Mcfarlane is awesome

[@bobbycook1109]

Lol even in the first one ted says "I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin

[@CJ-wr7wq]

Yep

[@m4gn3tic82]

On the right

[@777mahiii]

Yep

[@idiotsdoesthings5737]

I never noticed. Good eyes

[@curtszzn]

Anyone just wanna hug Ted, hes so cute

[@Indeeditsjoseph]

I wanted to hug him when he was sad

[@navykeltic6821]

I wouldn’t wanna hug him I wanna smoke weed with him 😅

[@arshonpishkari3996]

Ya

[@lukamilic]

Ted would probably say "That`s gay, man"🤣

[@erainmartinez8175]

when he cries I just wanna hug him to make him feel better

[@astro-aaron]

How calmly that Doc just sais ‘we’re a fun hospital’ killed me and I can’t explain why

[@nickatkins9071]

We’re a fun hospital just adds to how you know Seth MacFarlane directed this. Full family guy feel and I love it

[@actuallytheguy8395]

I put a frownie face on Facebook! How the hell am I supposed to explain that?!!! Perfect social commentary!

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

Ikr?! It's a very millennial thing to say! There's is such a thing as having a life without social media!

[@henrylechmere5042]

Playing dead is not fucking funny!

[@benmunn7593]

Remind me not to get on her bad side

[@naeemahmed2748]

Doc: "If you would like to say your goodbyes" turns around smiling

[@richardjohnson4696]

"They're classy, they aren't like us.." I love that line.

[@jacky-mq5kr]

7:26 “ Hunny they are classy , they are not like us.” 😂

[@Brarvlogzz]

🤣🤣

[@josephinegeiger9792]

😂😂😂😂

[@meow2492]

I think I know you

[@armanicaba684]

😂

[@GhostGodzilla-kk2kc]

4:05 she's rappin like eminem 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gameboy18564]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MCKLINE74]

I was going to cry then when he said “got you” I literally screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrMarmaduke09]

I did too 🤣🤣

[@gregrocha]

I almost cried 😂

[@mustafafranklin]

WTF IS GOING ON 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gameboy18564]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Gameboy18564]

6:32

[@willrussell01]

6:09 This scared the sh!t outta me in the theaters 😂😂

[@MrMarmaduke09]

Scared the hell out of me too 🤣🤣🤣

[@NephilimCris]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SayokoOnigii]

I laughed instead. 🤣🤣🤣

[@willrussell01]

@@SayokoOnigii Well yeah of course I laughed too afterwards 😆

[@letyperez5949]

HES A ZOMBIE HES A FUCKING ZOMBIE

[@BorisTheAnimal-p5y]

5:38 How can John pull that off without smiling?

[@imrseal213]

1:59 there’s more than one Raphael😂. I wonder which one

[@cobracorporal6738]

2:03 - That's him

[@edwardboutwell7689]

They all moved though. One stepped out of the cops way if u noticed. Lol

[@dempsey3727]

I wonder how embarrassing it would be if he wasn’t the ninja turtle and he just had the music playing

[@delislelifestyle]

i thought it was gonna be the one all the to the right since Donni’s so short

[@arcadiaspunk]

@@cobracorporal6738 FBI open up

[@michealjacksonsinnocent2488]

And for a second I thought this was a ted 3 trailer

[@discountbuki]

Micheal Jackson’s Innocent same

[@robertovalerio1483]

dumbfucks

[@lynsrattray4171]

P

[@imdeadinside7716]

lol 974 stfu

[@Musake7351]

lol 974 for real clearly has Ted 2 all over the freaking title 🤣🤣

[@confusedcephalopod3496]

“We’re a fun hospital” gets me every time🤣

[@dawsynlarson696]

“That means the world coming from someone that went to Arizona state” 😂

[@DMS_Shisui]

6:15 it took years but John finally won a fight against Ted...............I guess

[@kingslayerwwe379]

6:00 Jokes aside Ted really thought John was gone and shows his heart

[@crispyfryy3972]

“Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up”

[@jasontodd2586]

*no*

[@xnAqua]

*no*

[@melonscumpthin8643]

I'm sorry, John.

[@deznutzuse517]

Open your mouth

[@cornyite2205]

*No!*

[@ivantheterrible2594]

Ted may be a foul-mouthed, pot-smoking teddy bear, but he's also a pretty decent guy and a down-to-earth friend. John's lucky to have him for a friend.

[@greentoesbstatus4325]

It was a Christmas miracle after all

[@heatherperleberg7816]

Ted is also, most importantly, a fictional talking bear.

[@joshuaford2831]

Jesus Christ the emotion in Seth MacFarlanes voice, what an amazing actor 🥺

[@jai9731]

May be a funny scene when Johnny woke up but Ted’s speech was really a touch to the heart.

[@Sean-cr7xk]

No no honey there classy there not like us

[@jcg7634]

@Damien Deakin to teach him from right or wrong. thats why education exists

[@Steio180]

"No no no honey their classy their not like us" 🤣🤣🤣

[@mizu8593]

I’m gonna be honest... he lowkey scared me too 6:08

[@olivereverall9724]

I actually laughed my head off XD

[@laxeychi4204]

FIR REAL

[@legendofgaming9249]

Same with me bro🤣🤣🤣😂

[@jj-ce8bb]

I was expecting it yet it scared me to

[@thatoneguy7099]

Wait if Johnny wished to have ted to be alive cant ted pull the uno reverse card and revive him?

[@_princesss.p_]

Emilio Figueroa EXACTLY I WAS THINKING THAT

[@DRIZZLEMAC1]

OH THATS A VERY SMART THOUGHT!!!!

[@danharold5055]

*REALIZATION 100*

[@irrationalreality8276]

You mean like Avatar the Last Airbender when Sokka's girlfriend becomes the moon?

[@opennowfool4929]

That would kinda be stupid

[@Ryker974]

“You could change your relationship status from single to its complicated” 😂 that line is underrated

[@Octokito]

I feel like 6:32 sums up literally every moment of 2020

[@wolfpawdrawsstudio4253]

“No problem we’re a fun hospital” omg 😂😂😂😂😂❤️

[@theparapsychologypodcast3387]

1:21 “Jesus Christ that’s the STARSHIP ENTERPIRSE.”

[@michaelanguiano5528]

Forget it somebody call 911 johnny johnny come on stay with me pal

[@theparapsychologypodcast3387]

@@michaelanguiano5528 It was him! The guy dressed like the ninja turtle!

[@michaelanguiano5528]

@@theparapsychologypodcast3387 which one

[@theparapsychologypodcast3387]

@@michaelanguiano5528 Ok, two can play this “where’s Waldo” sh*t. Sam give me your phone!

[@michaelanguiano5528]

@@theparapsychologypodcast3387 that's him

[@PJJ196]

We’re a fun hospital .. that part is gold

[@Rebecca_Bailey]

‘Do you know how devastated I was? I put a frowny face on Facebook’ 😂😂

[@nathankitchens5684]

I love how Ted used the same tactic on him for the dancing. And the first time I saw this film, I was upset when I thought John was dead, then BOO! I went from sad to hysterically laughing in a matter of 2 seconds. Love this scene.

[@Jazmission]

6:08 imagine if mark doing that in real life

[@Spacejam-lf3zu]

The doctor should of said I'm sorry ms Jackson

[@blackflame2good]

hahahaha

[@avidayeet6028]

Lmao

[@rmjoosten]

I amm forrreeeeeeaaal

[@crayondeity]

@@rmjoosten I never ment to make ur daughter cry

[@fs-e2818]

babyblade what???

[@elchanmahmudov6517]

Am i the only one who literally cried at 2:00 ?

[@Godzillafan914]

Of laughter?

[@Som_Shark]

14 year old girl: billie elish songs are so sad me: they aren't tho 14 year old girl: I bet you don't even have emotions me:

[@DavidTheJohnson]

Your inability to spell "though" correctly is though.

[@jamssy3409]

@@DavidTheJohnson it's called shortcuts?

[@derpibooruthecommenter1354]

@@DavidTheJohnson Been a while since I saw a grammar nazis :/, I thought yall went extinct.

[@1Kalvin_]

You sound like a 14 year old girl

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

😝 EDIT I did not say that? I said “True”

[@dougg2012]

“No problem. We’re a fun hospital.” Lmao 😂

[@bri4nb55]

Idk why but I’m just love to watch this movie over and over . Honestly, it doesn’t get bored at all , and it is just keep bring the laugh to others and even myself 😂🤣.

[@Mohico-San]

Ted 2 is criminally underrated.

[@raykazmi8521]

Honestly I low-key knew he was alive but he scared the shit out of me when he said “I GOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER”

[@luvvsushi6581]

“Jesus what happened here!?” “The rocket ship hit him” Ted: Jesus Christ, *ITS THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE*

[@midgesherwood2685]

Its like a Book of Mormon reference right there...

[@mexicanbatman8157]

It's*

[@samjadragon]

I did this once to my cousin. Ironically he had a heart attack when I screamed. Thank God we were in a hospital

[@sharkbaitgd1588]

“They’re classy, they’re not like us” ...

[@Adwalo]

1:29 DAMN did you see that TRIPLE KILL ON THE HALO GAMEPLAY!!!

[@danielkenderdine3668]

Yh

[@mr.d5839]

Who is Gollum? Ah,she is a Model. 😂😂😂

[@fnaffan116]

6:21 me when my friend pranks me

[@stephsvids9812]

This scene made me cry as much as Teds ‘death’ in the first one. Great. Thanks Ted. 😂😂

[@sirsquirrel6176]

I legit was on the verge of crying until John famed the whole thing.

[@toast4248]

“They’re classy, they’re not like us”

[@mendeztheman326]

3:44 Sam actually LOVED John more than Lori did 4:48 she felt lightheaded when she found out that John "died" Johnny pulled up a April Fool's on them

[@splarf2993]

“We’re a fun hospital” the best part of the whole scene

[@CountryMusicFan-zj5nb]

Amanda, played in Les Miserables, the musical. And in Red Riding Hood. But I never heard her curse. Maybe she's a badass actress.

[@fearlycanz8517]

She also was in Jennifer's body

[@ambercrosland6472]

And mamamia and MaMamia hear we go again!

[@cpettigrew3072]

And Means Girl.

[@noone-tk2dp]

And who could forget Mean Girls, her most iconic role

[@EMAH669]

Watch the scene from the diner 😂

[@alyssamontgomery2978]

To be fair, givin Ted himself the idea of Zombies isn't out of the realm of possibility.

[@missgardashian]

6:13 i’m dying😂

[@aidencano5410]

6:12

[@just_jessi.xox3661]

I can’t believe I started crying and then he was just lying 😂

[@moycruzcruz1104]

Every time I see the part when donnie is dancing I laugh so hard

[@FrankWolenczak]

Donnie? you mean the second Raphael to I think it was a Tiffany song

[@AdamAloha808]

Ted: *cries and mourns the death of his friend John: Scares the sh*t out of everyone Ted: Punches John and screams “HES A ZOMBIE! A F*CKING ZOMBIE!”

[@pinkrose1633]

I KNOW RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 🤣

[@itzslayr1435]

1:56 It actually works 😂

[@daniellelarsen8277]

Lol I wish I can watch the movie it looks so funny