Hilarious News Headlines

[@VaazkLShorts]

DROP SOME IDEAS! SUBSCRIBE FOR DAILY MEMES! HAVE A NICE DAYYY!! im glad you guys liked the TIL video yesterday, should i make another one?

[@fakepng1]

university memes

[@PetalMcAllister]

Spongebob memes

[@eggyt1153]

1 meme about every country in the world

[@arisworld963]

scary memes pt2

[@Reptile2107]

DAY 109 OF ASKING FOR ED EDD N EDDY MEMES!

[@chrisyoung9653]

the star picture turning out to be a spicy sausage actually broke me

[@scarletkilljoy7641]

Id leave the house as a T-Rex too

[@markf1976]

Yes

[@Goblinboyo162]

Yes.

[@artstudios-i5m]

yes

[@FatSealAppreciation]

yes

[@elliotgandersen]

🦖

[@UnstableGoofball]

80% of these news articles show me that natural selection is alive and well

[@inisipisTV]

14:31 That’s actor Gary Senise, who plays Lt. Dan in Forrest Gump. He runs a foundation that helps US veterans and First responders who are in dire need.

[@Windmelodie]

15:13 The woman was in a coma in a facility in Arizona and got r*ped by a male caregiver. Just because one is in a coma doesn't mean that the body stops a of its functions, so she probably still had a normal cycle. Apparently, no one "knew" she was pregnant until the day she went into labour (there was a lot of other kinds of neglect at that facility), so it's horrible, but not surprising that a male nurse had unchecked access to a severely disabled patient who was unable to call for help.

[@chaos-5020]

So are you saying that EVERY single male nurse would do that if they had 'unchecked access to a severely disabled patient who was unable to call for help' with that last line?

[@Windmelodie]

@@chaos-5020 No, I am not and frankly, it's baffling that THAT is the one thing out of the entire awful story that you focus on.

[@chaos-5020]

@@Windmelodie No I was focusing on it all, (I think?) I just didn't think of anything else to say. (Again I think)

[@ablah949]

@@chaos-5020 It's like you didn't even read their paragraph, this is a whole other conversation you're having here... They said it was unsurprising they had the opportunity to do so, not that they did

[@Bri-z3b]

"everyone knows how to raise a child besides the people who had them"- a random quote

[@HarveyAgain.mp4]

This is unnecessarily true

[@Bri-z3b]

@@HarveyAgain.mp4 Yes sir.

[@mrdiaperboy1242]

accurate

[@all_braincells_found]

What do they mean that was a person in a costume? The place was on lockdown because a dinosaur got on the loose.

[@selinesbeau]

How does Mr Rogers keep getting MORE WHOLESOME?!

[@popularparadoxdiamond4619]

3:26 Utah, Wyoming, Kansas, New Mexico, Colorado, Oklahoma

[@justalittleturtle5600]

Some of those I understand, but others sort of always gave me Bible Belt vibes (even though they’re not a part of it), so I’m a little surprised. Good for those states.

[@grantparker4754]

@@justalittleturtle5600 these look like the same collection of states that allowed female voters before the 19th amendment, so theyre a surprisingly fun crowd

[@BoMwarriorVlog]

7:57 I bought one of those 10+ years ago! 😃 It's glorious! (I love the brownie edges)

[@BrainBoostAI820]

1st one told me what we were dealing with...and I'm here for it.

[@odinblackthorn8662]

I dont get it

[@BrainBoostAI820]

@@odinblackthorn8662 it's basically he was cheating with 14 girls and all of them eventually realized and decided to troll him. He went into a coma out of shock, like OH HOW DID THEY REALIZE.

[@louie_maybe]

3:26 Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, Kansas, and Oklahoma.

[@brightwarrior2910]

18:08 At least they wrote it big for them. A lot of companies probably wouldn't have thought of that.

[@AdaniAstriFilms]

2:57 dear god… Containment has been breached Fire the halos

[@fakepng1]

7:34 First of all, how does THAT happen? And second, HOW CAN YOU PRONOUNCE *TORTOISE* LIKE THAT?

[@hanslefteyelash]

how else do u pronounce it 😭😭😭

[@smorrow]

She probably inserted it herself. Also, the news says she's an expat in Los Cristianos, so yeah, she's got to be old. It's not hot.

[@smorrow]

@@hanslefteyelash Tortiss

[@Battlebotsguy2219]

5:55 he heard his parents arguing about what he was going to be so he became all of them 🗿

[@CaptainRex332]

15:27 dont it’s worse the every Netflix original movie combined

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

15:42 I was bed rotting before it was cool

[@Justalittleguy3848]

OTP stands for One True Pairing , it's for if a charater is shipped with multiple other charaters your OTP is your favorite pairing.

[@charimonfanboy]

4:56 in many areas it is illegal to deliberately swim/sail towards or otherwise approach whales in the wild. Removing netting is not an excuse, otherwise everyone would claim it, or worse, cause it then remove it for clout. It sucks to be fined for doing something helpful, but it is what it is

[@Ottermageguy]

That puzzle sounds fun ngl as long as there is a way to not lose them

[@Arlecchini]

8:53 yo it’s nuclear bomb (the sweeter the name the more dangerous)

[@Littleford909]

17:00 Finally, mate found his friend. It’s been ages but he finally did it boys!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[@Littleford909]

For those who don’t know the 52-hertz whale, known as “52 Blue” was first heard in 2010 but never seen, always making whale calls, this is a monumental moment 14 years in the making. Correction: it was heard sporadically in 2010, but actually first heard in the late 1980’s, so actually it’s been at least 44 years in the making, making it even more monumental!!!

[@trananhtattoo6607]

Jacuzzi one is wild

[@DavidIvan-AC]

12:34 “that’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen!” “…so it would seem…” dadadaduh dadadaduh..dadadaDUH…. * sings Pirates of the Caribbean*

[@Hyperthim]

Love your vids VaazkL!!!

[@VaazkLShorts]

glad you enjoy the videos, hoop eyoure having a godo week

[@Cat3-e5u]

Never been this early to a vaazkl video before!!! I always look forward to coming home after my days done and rewinding to your newest vid 😁😁😁 Probably prefer you over every other meme channel there is lol...

[@Flashbang.incoming6969]

This is the only video I've seen where this man shows emotion

[@leibrunson5158]

You eat pizza in the morning as leftovers, and you're either really depressed or really carefree and feeling totally independant. That's the only way.

[@kingdonut6675]

10:40 There is literally nothing that could ever make me mad at Mr. Rogers!

[@kingdonut6675]

17:07 Blue 52 isn’t alone anymore! That makes me so happy!

[@Silver.0.13]

0:24 dude tries to please the skibbidi toilet obsessed kids

[@Fiddledeedoo]

7:15 I had a ruffed grouse friend named Fiddles ❤

[@CatoTato]

5:35 my hair, it don’t move it don’t move

[@Cuddly-Cactus]

1:12 - Now that man is a legend! 😎👍 NGL I always love it whenever anybody hacks into or otherwise messes with f*cking billboards or any other type of ads. The one thing we as a society all agree upon is that we don't want to be bombarded with stupid ads literally every where all of the damn time! The consensus is universal, ads suck and we are sick of them! And I also love whenever people either paint over or alter large obnoxious ads, putting some type of artwork that isn't just tagging something. So I hate it when actual murals or large scale Street Art either gets painted over or otherwise removed, and then some of the artists even get arrested and charged with a crime, it's messed up and unfortunately it all comes down to greed usually. You need to buy the space in order to put something on it. (And this makes me want to start a GoFundMe and other crowd sourcing campaigns just to buy up every space that is sold to corporations and turn them all into artwork, not advertisements.) So it's totally fine (and legal) for people to place giant ads for whatever products, most of which we don't even need, and the things we do need, really don't need to be advertised because people need them! Seriously I do NOT need to see ads for things like tampons in order to get me to purchase them. They are a f*cking necessity! So what do they think, if people don't see an ad for them we're just not going to buy them? I mean, what are my options here, either ruin my clothing (and other things like bedding, towels and furniture), or just get a box of tampons? 🤔 Hmm...yes, that's a really tough decision to make, especially since as many men (in the government, here in the USA that is) know that we women are just incompetent and terrible at making decisions especially when it comes to our own bodies, so it's a good thing I keep getting ads for them otherwise I would have never known they were something I need and that they have been in existence for decades now! Yes, we really do need more advertisements to cover our basic needs in life! Ugh..SMH 🤬

[@VeralimLockwood]

1st meme is gold!

[@veangence2]

6:21 i eat toilet paper

[@PetalMcAllister]

0:13 sounds like something i would do

[@Notagood-Mcname]

fluffy boi?

[@PetalMcAllister]

@@Notagood-Mcname ya

[@Notagood-Mcname]

@@PetalMcAllister 👍

[@Nomed38]

2:29 she blames the tattoo for being ugly when it is of her. ☕

[@bestieswithshimmertime]

Nope, he’s not giving my family Neuralinks!

[@SomeoneThatUnknownCat]

13:16 Terabytes (TB) and Terabits (Tb) are not the same. Those 319 Tb/s would only be equivalent to 40 TB (1TB=8Tb)

[@mazzy_ivy]

9:26 WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[@thechaddict5560]

Who would've thought Vaaz watched Ryan

[@Swiftaholical]

10:03 ruined my night

[@-JustGus-]

I’m about to cry

[@TylerGoatMan]

4:27 Tell me you’re a Floridian without telling me you’re a Floridian.

[@modernjuliet247]

0:28 this one was on an episode of 911 I believe

[@Random_Human_Person]

If the thumbnail represents a real news story, can he really be a bad guy if he succumbed to the cats’ cuteness?

[@Frosty6403]

I can never know if every meme is a separate voice recording or if he records all the voiceovers at once.

[@MX.Unicorn1999]

I’d leave the house dressed as a squid game guard the costume is very comfy

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

10:34 I WANTT!

[@Durpasaurus]

9:20 the second one is for the I-pad kids

[@Polopony20.]

the second one is ASL for 'deaf'....

[@dustyfob]

14:25 has quite the massive thumb

[@bandgeekforlife406]

11:30 Not gonna lie, as a woman, I'd MUCH prefer this to flowers.

[@SomeCertainMycorian]

The narrator gains more emotion every episode

[@Thecoolestgalonthebeach]

11:10 magic chicken breakdown!!! DO THE POPCORN CHICKEN! 17:11 awwww, so sweet!

[@pranjalsharma1665]

5:11 After watching this, if somebody asked me what would Kirby get by swallowing me, I would say " Pure Bloodlust"

[@damri_notfound]

9:25 dudeeeeeee i just realized somethingggggg ok so i'm not deaf i just am learning ASL and one of the signs i learned recently was "deaf", right? see i've always seen that emoji as a joke yknow "lol mew emoji" but the last time i saw it was before i knew what deaf meant and i only just realized the mewing emoji is the asl sign for deaf(taking your pointer finger and moving it from ear to mouth)

[@TheSuperappelflap]

Well you see, if you soak the potato in vodka...

[@lilyflake7793]

Toilet paper is like a flavorless, boneless cardboard.

[@toomuchbillcipher]

Stop it

[@DavidIvan-AC]

Probably because he didn’t have an animal rescue license 6:33

[@n_gaming38510]

The second one 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@yac2d]

Cursed headliene

[@B0unce_67]

vazzkl please tell me what is your og music playlist 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@iameggbruh]

11:18 confirmed Vaazkl is a Ryan Trahan fan

[@The.Silicone.Valley]

0:58 I don’t get it, it’s just two pictures of Beyoncé.

[@Understating1]

I think the picture on the right is the person who got arrested

[@smorrow]

Pizza Hut (among other things) doesn't exist in Northern Ireland, feels bad man.

[@just-a-fnf-fan]

“Airless tires” this happened before hollow rubber tires and it didn’t work history is repeating themsleves

[@mizukittyakinyama]

9:22 oh no

[@arandomperson920]

1:42 i bet her name is Amber with that behaviour

[@PersephonesWitch]

cat eat whipped cream

[@pizzaisawsome-b1o]

Airless tires” this happened before hollow rubber tires and it didn’t work history is repeating itself

[@TheFantaGod]

7:19 My son is still standing

[@WintergreenTictac]

0:29 As a theatre kid who’s not grown out of Be More Chill.. Still have voices in my head (voices in my head!) Yeah there are voices in my head (voices in my head!) Of the voices in my head, the loudest one is mine!

[@Security_guard069]

For the thumbnail... me too

[@NotSoGUD29656]

14:43 NO F--ING WAY!!

[@leibrunson5158]

15:30 Plot twist, he asked them to

[@Pvrg4]

I thought vaazkl only made memes lol

[@AAPauzed]

Nah he reads them off of Reddit, I believe

[@flixheff]

10:03 damn. thats sad. rip.

[@smorrow]

Why do the Croc spoilers look 3D-printed?

[@tree827]

9:19 I have no hope for humanity.

[@suspicious_fishes]

7:07 Controversial opinion coming up involving eating animals: What constitutes dogs as animals undeserving of consumption? Isn't this like freeing chickens from a KFC? I mean, why do we keep some animals as pets and eat others? Is it society and our cultural differences? Like, humans have kept dogs as pets and companions for a very long time, so there's that feeling of bonding, but the same could also be said for chickens and people eat those.

[@pikminboi9324]

12:47 well the way I see it is narcissists are too full of them selves to think of other people a psychopaths just wanna do absolutely horrible things, and not wearing a mask is something most people would agree is bad (at least when we were still in quarantine)

[@safwan4751]

9:21 Bro is mewing💀

[@FatSealAppreciation]

0:19 average day in my country

[@GothGirlWorld]

Kitty... 😔 😭

[@sillylit0lboi]

0:06 holy shit, the person who created it is more evil than the devil..

[@microbaystudio6353]

6:23 it is very bitter

[@Maggie_draws_stuff]

Preventing kids from saying first

[@thewillowtree4076]

"made while taking a poop"

[@Avahardy-t1z]

Tiki priests to the rescue! 1:54

[@EamonSummerfield]

I CANT BELIEVE HE DIDNT CRY DURING THE TITANIC DO MEN EVEN HAVE FEELINGS? Little girl sings a calm, nice song to her cat as he passes away (Sad, depressing music starts playing😢)

[@Ottermageguy]

4:50 They be butchering them vegans

[@commander5028]

I’m just saying you don’t need hacking skills to steal NFT’s, all you need is your mouse and thats it

[@cessna19b]

countryball memes? ski memes?

[@davonalder]

Goat youther and I watched when first postdd

[@JasperVixilin]

7:06 the way they treat animals over there makes me consider being a very [COMMENT REDACTED]

[@-Chaotic-Creations-]

Toilet paper has a fusty outer layer, making it not the best

[@RandomMehEmoji]

Under 1 hour gang

[@lewisirwin5363]

5:55 So HMS Boaty really does have a McBoatface?

[@chrisakers33]

Game? 7:48

[@Redhexagon124]

2:59 F n' L