FUNNIEST PICKUP LINES!

[@Draaagooon584]

"On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?" "North Korea" 🍷🗿

[@Willdude_5]

Germany 1942 💀💀💀

[@solothecanadianlynx]

Turkmenistan

[@wObBlE73]

😂

[@pyxilate]

America in the south before the civil war.

[@Mkatmeow12]

Germany 1942

[@NeoETM]

Bro the thumbnail is NOT a pickup line it is absolute destruction

[@hermosillotramita480]

Wdym "son"? FYM SON?!

[@sirsmugrock]

I dug my way up from 17:20

[@B33KIND]

FR

[@jerleh261]

That line proves how funny woman is. 😐

[@arshinsharma2137]

Doom Theme starts playing*

[@RealGhostface-y9b]

"that's a lot of respecting you're doing,i respect that" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@discotheunicorn447]

My entire life can be summed up by the sentence: "Task failed successfully"

[@vapor_jem]

“I think you have dyslexia” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@B33KIND]

LOL

[@Diablo_Himself]

Dyslexia is a hard word to spell if you have it though...

[@WitherslayR]

These aren't pickup lines these are people being rejected💀

[@Immdumb]

That's because it's his only experience with pickup lines

[@B33KIND]

FR

[@ILoveRonnieC]

You can only get rejected if you have a pickup line first

[@TheUnderscore_]

@@ILoveRonnieCI can confidently say that is not the case.

[@theguywhoasked6858]

“Send blueprints”

[@Ali-jj8hf]

Real

[@thelonewolf7443]

*Dips fingertips in blue paint*

[@m1ss1k]

The officer one hits different 💀

[@DanglromButReal]

Acorn:

[@ඩඩඩඩඩඩඩ-ප7ඹ]

POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW

[@numberfour1234]

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” “ARE YOU CALLING ME LUCIFER!?!?”

[@theshadowhunterknight]

lmao

[@L-ghtlessSky]

“you saying I’m a fallen angel?!”

[@May-v4z]

what the devil?

[@TheUnderscore_]

⁠@May-v4zwhat the hell?

[@May-v4z]

@@TheUnderscore_ lol I forgot about this comment and the context so for a moment there I was very confused

[@TheRedDepths]

4:19 this is such a good joke lmao

[@Fizzydov]

Holy shit invincible reference :0

[@kitsune_lolll]

11:40 0.03 moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 ml of sulphuric acid at stp (standard temperature and pressure)

[@AzaloonyToons]

NOT THE SPIDER-MAN ONE-

[@bin-63268]

Welp I didn't expect you here

[@nathminegirl2933]

OH MY GOD WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I'M HYPERFIXIATING ON RAIN WORLD, AND YOU, WHO IS A PERSON THAT MAKES RAIN WORLD CONTENT, IS HERE. WOOOOWWWW!!!

[@AzaloonyToons]

@@nathminegirl2933go play rainworld

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

what

[@AAPauzed]

13:53 that is SMOOTH

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

hontesly if i waas the trash can i'd be flabbergaster and speechless

[@Sharkshit]

I’m using these on my homies

[@Blah5641]

110% success rate

[@Alastors_biggest_fan]

💀

[@Foxpug]

Same

[@Alastors_biggest_fan]

@@Foxpug 💀

[@Foxpug]

@@Alastors_biggest_fan 🙏😭

[@tytool2385]

I'm getting some powerful lines to roast my bros from this video.

[@SarahShah-i5b]

6:07 perfect match

[@ELIASDRUM]

0:25, bro says can i have ur number as he texts her.

[@JK_Kitten10]

"'On a scale of one to AMERICAAA how free are you?' but then on the wall next to it someone wrote 'Germany, 1942!'"

[@CaseyCampbell17]

That's horrible. LOL.

[@AnimalsAreTheWayToGo]

I just love how he talks, it just makes the video 100 times better. I love how he's just so sarcastic and just doesn't care. It's so hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@zerrierslizer1]

the funniest Pickup line blunder i have ever had the privelage of witnessing happened to my friend. she tried hitting on a dude, walked up to him and said "did it hurt when you fell from (Awkward Pause) TENNESSEEEEEE!?" followed by the most outrageus wheezing shriek i have ever heard. she is my best friend, but god damn, sometimes i wish i didnt know her lol. that particular night at the party was one of those moments lol.

[@CaseyCampbell17]

What did he do?

[@DeadlyDwarf]

Vaazkl Dating tips at the end XD

[@MaddyWilliams-bs1ys]

"They used to call me spiderman in school,wanna know why?" "Yess" "Because my uncle was murdered" Me: "THATS DARK"

[@JensterG]

15:50 I hope they got together, that is the only time I've seen asterisks/parentheses go well in a convo 😂

[@CaseyCampbell17]

"Yes they do. Chasing people in their nightmares is hard work." LOL.

[@denbondombe6640]

Don't mind me, just here for some inspiration in the hope of chatting up some dancers at my drama club😂

[@Voiderific]

9:41 I think you missed a 'my' there bud. You probably wouldn't have freaked out as much if you didn't lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

17:02 this is me

[@GoldenDread1002]

8:10 nah bc why's that so relatable

[@WWFrank]

11:41 the guy didn't state the molarity, so the girl just did the rational thing, imo

[@arjunmadan318]

I see, you're a man of culture too.

[@WWFrank]

@@arjunmadan318 Indeed, my good man

[@laloandbendy]

0:03 nobody, Chad from kallmekris trying to get a date:

[@jojojoestar4720]

Nah bro, that guy at 8:46 is literally insane 💀

[@FilipMikulic-u7d]

11:42 0.02985674813 moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8ml of sulfuric (sulphuric acid)

[@theesantb]

6:05 well that escalated quickly

[@Ganil-D]

''i got rizz bro''. *Bro's rizz:3:03

[@MaztRPwn]

This isn’t Funny Pickup Lines, it’s Soul Crushing Rejections.

[@PatMac-t8b]

The Walmart one was perfect, an ad came up right at the end and showed someone going out the door 😂

[@thetoonafish2062]

2:13 I CAN IMPROVE ON THIS!!!: Are you single? No we’re plural. I meant are you free this Friday? No we’re ______ expensive Small change but I think it’s improvement

[@kenyongreen8713]

Some of the ways people get rejected makes me sad 🤧

[@NotWetToast]

I felt like something was missing in my life Then I realized I haven't watched a Vaaz video in a month

[@Su_tarman6-Bio]

These pick up lines needed more time to cooke

[@satzukaze]

because they're raw as hell

[@TurtZWithOne]

1:02 THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY-

[@Kevin-gg2bl]

That last guy didn't even have a conversation going to carry. So he can't whine about that.

[@TekPlaysEpicGamesOfficial]

2:48 sounds like something I’d say to someone who said that 😂😂😂

[@catition]

1:06 lmao

[@StormlordOG]

2:18 GODDAMN 💀💀💀☠️

[@oddguy5356]

1:47 Is something out of a horror movie.

[@Livi-chan435-xq6vy]

It’s like a threat pretending to be a complement and failing horribly

[@oddguy5356]

​@@Livi-chan435-xq6vy You got that right.

[@KimberlyRich-f5m]

I think the soccer ball one was my favorite, lol!

[@cosmic_axolotl1961]

this video gave me an existenstial crisis

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

i thiink the girl who sent that was in alabama

[@snowy-wintrs]

someone should write a pick-up line to Vaazkl and see how he reacts

[@Death_lite]

🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥WE GETTING A GIRLFRIEND WITH THIS ONE

[@LuzNoceda9]

CROW OF JUSGEMENT made me laugh

[@weirdLEXbutok]

5:46 dayuyyuuuummmm bruh

[@gegor41311]

6:08 okay that escalated quickly

[@LucariosayzHi]

Sometimes, when my friends recite their horrendous pick up lines to me, I wonder if I should be brutally honest, or sugarcoat it a bit.

[@LücasPetit-n7x]

Ea sports

[@Jenna-f1k]

25 at a time was outrageous

[@cr_chain]

"destruction one"

[@MCMarvel616]

Can you please do Percy Jackson memes? Or Greco-Roman (Hellenic) mythology memes?

[@Enxivity_100]

Half of this are the best roasts on the planet...

[@Eurowarswhatif]

Hi vaaskl ima stop existing

[@jayshree1323]

11:42 that fact that i understood the question😭

[@evil778]

15:49 This must be how roleplayers date.

[@Procrastinator6900]

New vaazkl vid les goo

[@tannerkern419]

I'm sending this to my best friend. He needs this

[@kabeerkapoor5873]

Me sending this to girl an saying- " Watch it, I'm too lazy to type it in manually"

[@Jupiter_Mayflower]

9:40 no it doesn’t…

[@araiida2064]

I’m slightly offended I say “Hiya” all the time😭

[@k3ose45]

15:24 *THE CROW OF JUDGEMENT*

[@database_enjoyer3000]

thinking about how these 2k views are the only people that know this video even exists

[@draconicdusk5911]

9:40 VaazkL needs to take a moment to read before reading out loud. Completely missed the 'my' in that sentence

[@VaazkLShorts]

😭damn

[@Alastors_biggest_fan]

Hahaha 😂 I haven’t heard some of these before but they’re funny either because they’re good or because they’re bad, also your reaction to some of them were funny

[@Draghoul_]

Pickup lines? More like dropkick.

[@CreationF]

3:02 No no, he's got a point...

[@tonalpleeb07]

2:34 got me lol

[@Chicenk]

"destruction 1"

[@ObsessedWithMikuFr]

The thumbnail is a putdown line

[@SanestTetoFan443]

1:29 😭😭😭🙏🙏

[@shreyashukla126]

11:32 Damn it was smooth and new

[@Threeexp]

8:26 now that’s a lot of damage

[@confused_bread]

0:41 oop

[@DuctTapeEnthusiet]

10:11 I’ve. Ever heard any one say Pause in such a British accent.

[@uk3dp8]

“You’re not as hot as my sister, but still doable” what?

[@FlameGamez69420]

1:04 She’s a keeper

[@daslothman]

EA SPORTS IT’S IN THE GAME

[@I-make-edits-of-pjo]

Second one is percebeth coded

[@samuelpereira6519]

I don't think women understand how soul-crushing it is to get roasted for just trying to use a pick-up line Like a fully normal and respectful pick-up line, not even a creepy one

[@ACEOFSPADES391]

persona 5 memes

[@ALTnOtes]

Banger memes

[@MovimentoNaçãoBrazilianaMNB]

13:22 no srsly, bro won tinder. what the fuck

[@lenee8959]

13:34 My fellow ladies, remember this moment!

[@MashBurnabling]

7:16 THAT ACTUALLY WORKED!? WTF?????

[@EmilyPacheco-mg3vo]

Then what am I if that person was called Spiderman for his dead uncle, mf John Wick? Jack Black? (My grandparents dog died, but it was like it was my dog, and it had a deep impact on my mental health)

[@sillydanhengfan]

I'VE DONE THE ONE IN THE THUMBNAIL BEFORE W MY FRIEND 😭😭😭

[@thecoldlemonade3532]

10:36 is that DougDoug

[@Ava.Eq_Sienna.Eq.]

The thumbnail 💀

[@cr_chain]

3:22 what was the point what were they trying to do

[@yiqanyi]

The cheers are making me think I’m insane please stop

[@thorinmei]

i would pay money for you to post a lord of the rings video

[@Supernova_guacamole]

Bruh this is a line from gravity falls 2:40

[@johnrecover]

1:35 Whoa😂