HILARIOUS Super Mario Quiz Cards

[@ImaginatorJoren]

I’m guessing DLC in the 90s was Delivered Licensed Content.

[@the1stwing]

fair point

[@happycamperds9917]

Make really obscure secrets and show the way to get them in magazine.

[@cicadaplum]

5:23 Jwittz, it's obvious, this is how Toads are born, and as Royalty, it's Peach's duty to watch over them as a caring and loving figure. That or these are the Kingdom's crops and she's comforting them before they are forcefully ripped from their home and cooked in boiling pots of broth until being served as a nice, warm, tasty soup. Mmm, I'm hungry now.

[@jamesgray658]

Why not both?

[@namingisdifficult408]

James Gray exactly

[@redking36]

ExtraLifeWithNoLife Nah, she’s just having a picnic. Problem is, she has no basket. WHAT IS HER NEXT MOVE? *Zooms in on eyes*

[@LeaTheWhiteLion]

Mario goes to Church *Coming to Nintendo Switch*

[@Lucarijoe]

And the DLC, Mario goes to the synagogue and Mario goes to the mosque

[@benhuang2773]

...I think I'll stick with Kirby Does His Taxes.

[@EvilApple567]

He already did in Odyssey

[@dunbrine47]

I'll stick with the Tax Fraud.

[@Mario87456]

EvilApple567 That was a *church like* building it's not an actual church the wedding hall is where at least some people in the world of the mushroom kingdom go to get married

[@JessieTrinket]

I'd love to see an episode where you and another person actually use these to test your knowledge.

[@wiibrockster]

2:12 President Mario getting exposed for nuking the Koopa Kingdom without warning or provocation

[@badhermit7717]

Tarlo The Boar this is what caused the great koopa wat seen in the Mario brothers cartoon where we see the great George Washingtoad

[@wiibrockster]

A.K.A The True Mario Canon! Not that Matpat Crap.

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

Meanwhile the plumber is sitting right next to King K Rool.

[@toadboy7493]

#DrainThePipe

[@powerprotoman]

i mean kidnapping the leader of your opposing nation for well over 25 years is kinda grounds for retaliation...not sure about the nukes tho

[@jalapenoofjustice4682]

My headcanon for that final image is that Peach grows her own subjects to be undyingly loyal to her and that's what toads are.

[@Deadwolf27]

Thank you for this enlightenment Jwittz

[@bojackson3073]

Now I know what a sweatshop is!

[@gojoPart2]

bo jackson and the entire video

[@TheThreadWeaver]

These were outstanding. Thanks for sharing!

[@bojackson3073]

I can see through my jugular.

[@aias7981]

Will this be on the exam?

[@TheJWittz]

None of this will be on the exam. The exam will only have questions about topics you have never heard before in your life.

[@NoNameHasBeenFound]

As expected

[@themarioguy2548]

Will there be extra credit?

[@namingisdifficult408]

The Marioguy25 no

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

5:14 You know, that's actually true. Pterodactyls were not dinosaurs.

[@julianx2rl]

But then, what IS a dinosaur exactly? GOOGLE TIME!!!

[@killdozer7792]

It's an archosaur with its hips structured so that its leg stick out directly underneath it....it's probably much more complex than that, but that's the general idea.

[@killdozer7792]

It's true, but also completely false, because dinosaurs CAN fly. We call them birds.

[@NitroIndigo]

Dinosaurs and pterosaurs were both archosaurs.

[@burgerman1114]

Plesiosaurs are also not dinosaurs

[@CalamityX]

"What is alchemy?" It's the science of understanding deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden. But what could equal the value of a human soul...?

[@TheKpa11]

FinalFantasyIXMaster what's at the top is like what's at the bottom and what's at the bottom is like what's on top

[@tomatooverlord2764]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKbUZGeKmrx4mrM

[@nqnt4161]

Thank you so much

[@Rt4LP4C4]

FinalFantasyIXMaster "Again" by Yui starts playing.

[@fieratheproud]

I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T ALONE WITH HAVING THIS IN MY HEAD IMMEDIATELY AFTER HEARING THE WORD "ALCHEMY"

[@samuelmeyer1024]

4:51 (Gasp) It's Ridley!

[@TheJWittz]

Ridley confirmed for Smash 5

[@Operation_Bagel]

Noooo! He’s too big! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@benhuang2773]

He's grateful to finally be invited.

[@lrgogo1517]

Ridley is a dinosaur from our imaginaaatiooon...

[@runningoncylinders3829]

That is the happiest I have ever seen Ridley! I love to see any of those ironic artworks of the villain characters as cute and the good guys as creepily evil.

[@southparkfirefly]

Maybe those little thin mushroms are baby Toads o3o Or magic mushrooms judging by Peach's face...

[@natnew32]

Look like Super Mishrooms that haven't finished growing if you ask me.

[@maxbenjamin7212]

As a dinosaur meganerd, the point at 4:55 gave me joy

[@WhatAvery]

Yup, too many normies still think all ancient reptiles are Dinosaurs

[@Lucaccino17]

I don't care what Mario says, they will still be dinosaurs to me

[@hewkii_inika]

what about birds and yi qi

[@Openreality]

Max Benjamin Except the card was wrong and there were other cards that were wrong as well.

[@Openreality]

Tim Lindekilde They were and are. By definition Dinosaur means large reptile. Its sad that people dont know that.

[@Tibasu]

I haven't even watched the full video, but that third question makes me want a set of cards for my future kids

[@bacondragonfirstofthisname1189]

I can't believe this video is three years old, I've been wondering about this product since I was three. I have ZERO idea what happened to it, but I do recall having too many cards for the box made to store them.

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

Thank God I'm following you on Twitter, or else I'd never have seen this in my feed. Anyway, Another hilarious video about something I never knew existed. It kinda reminds me of Mario is Missing, but without the funky gameplay, silly world-traipsing, and meme-Luigi.

[@justinarney3050]

why dont u hit the bell and get in the notification squad?

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

I did, a long time ago. But you know how... picky... KZbin can be when it comes to ACTUALLY notifying people of new videos from people they're following.

[@DrJuice1]

Marth of Altea Pretty sure you just missed the notification.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

4:25 Well, obviously not all countries, but Australia has some time zones that are 1.5 hours ahead of the others. And certain countries follow DST at different times of the year. So it's not as far out as one would think. ~ TDG

[@kevinwong6588]

Newfoundland is also on the half hour.

[@benjamingreenwood7370]

I absolutely love these new videos of yours. It's like chronicling a slow descent into madness the deeper you go into Nintendo.

[@strain42]

I am all for this becoming the first part in a series of more of these hilarious cards.

[@irregular1430]

What’s wrong about learning about the mistakes of a country under a facist regime, and historical facts about landmark dates in international history?

[@Nic5Cyprus]

ikr

[@TheJWittz]

Nothing at all! It's just an unexpected place to see the (normally heavily censored) Mario Bros.

[@Boltscrap]

Luigi's face is what sells it.

[@justinarney3050]

wonder if these cards were in germany??? and if they got censored

[@thejaykay97]

You know, I always pictured the Mushroom Kingdom as the happiest place on Earth. A place without any cares or concerns, where you can play golf even with your biggest enemies or invite them to your kart race. But the implication that the Holocaust happened in the happy-go-lucky Mario universe is simply unsettling to me.

[@UltraCboy]

They may have displayed Mario & the gang in a lot of ways here, but how could they possibly forget the best Mario? *vietnam* *war soldier*

[@LucasMONeill]

As soon as JWittz asked "What is alchemy?", my mind went like "the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy. In accordance to this law, there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strickly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?"

[@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712]

Lucas Blucas When anyone ask what is alchemy , give the FMA definition

[@shardtheduraludon]

Well, according to some, it’s Litoism..., so take your pick.

[@argonaut640]

0:24 Luigi, is there something you're not telling us?

[@kitedarkside8085]

You've been working on your delivery and editing haven't you? Your content has always been witty, informative, fun (I could go on), but particularly this episode and the F-Zero episode have a different kind of flavour. A more comedic change of pace. All this to say, great work, and I hope you're having as much fun making these as we are watching.

[@oceanman4843]

Mario has not only traveled the whole world, but knows about the traditions of every religion as well

[@ZACKMAN2007]

Which leads to one thing, HALAL MARIO IS REAL

[@NitroIndigo]

A crossover between Mario and Fullmetal Alchemist is something I never knew I needed.

[@superior2096]

Mario's *DANK* history lessons.

[@DLCguy]

1:02 But little goomba is taller than regular goomba.

[@benhuang2773]

They hadn't come up with the "Galoomba" name yet. Personally, I think they should have called the SMW Goomba "Round Goomba."

[@runningoncylinders3829]

Little Goomba had a spurt like Tiny Kong did. And he stuck to his ironic nickname.

[@deadlydingus1138]

And then there's Chunky He's dead.

[@basilgamesx2422]

The parakoopa is called a paragoomba and no one seems to care

[@DLCguy]

Basilgames X oh wow your right, I guess I just processed it in my mind as saying koopa instead of goomba

[@MyNameIsntRyan]

This and the Pokemon board games are the best kind of content you've ever made, Jwittz. I really love the obscure Nintendo stuff like this, and it really seems to get you excited to talk. Keep it up.

[@wiibrockster]

These seem pretty neat. I'd just buy them for the art!

[@kurothefox6020]

I remember I actually had them

[@rattyeely]

The "which dinosaur could fly" card is strange because on one hand it's really clever and correctly teaches kids that pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs, but on the other hand the idea that no dinosaurs could fly is outdated now considering the closer links between birds and dinosaurs discovered over the years

[@spindash64]

rattyeely Fun fact: this means the one of the fastest living animals to ever live on earth is a Dinosaur that can fly, whose main food source is other dinosaurs that can also fly

[@Mario87456]

At best they are a close relative but not an actual dinosaur since they contradict at least several things about reptiles like being warm blooded an d having a four chambered heart.

[@clown9508]

Holy crap I used to watch your videos when I was little and you showed up in my recommendations today. Glad you still make content dude!

[@nateweinand4209]

That was an experience!!! Also, as big dinosaur person, it is so refreshing to hear someone realize that not every ancient reptile was a dinosaur. Curse you toys!!!! I must admit, some of the topics they had on these cards were, wow! The 90's were awesome: they wouldn't let kids know about any of that today...

[@marche800]

3:26 Nah Mario's looking in like he's super confused and trying to figure out what's going on.

[@Vladislak]

Holy crap I remember those! I used to trace the pictures of Mario in various poses and outfits onto paper to make my own scenarios. I vividly remember one that showed Mario in medieval armor kneeling before Peach, it was my favorite card because I just liked how Mario in armor looked. Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

[@andybevington]

Reminds me a lot of the old Choose your own adventure books they did with Mario. I'd love to see you cover those if possible!

[@dabort]

1:02 Paragoomba. Yep. That’s what that is.

[@MattHedgern]

4:57 Although heavily outdated (given the nature of these cards), that Spinosaurus art looks really nice.

[@taylorchesser8990]

Wow! I was gonna call out that "flying dinosaur" one as a trick question since pterodactyls aren't actually dinosaurs, but the game beat me to it! I am legitimately surprised that something from the nineties got that one right, because even today that doesn't seem to be very common knowledge.

[@DKQuagmire]

My sister had all the Horrible History cards back in the day. you had a starter pack then with every magazine you bought you got more cards but never the same ones as the ones you already had, so was really easy to complete the set. after the first couple of issues, the shop would stop selling them and you had to get them via subscription/ order online. around the time my sister moved out, my dad auctioned of the collection on eBay, and it gathered a huge interest. the winner was some guy from Germany who bid over £300 for the set. WOW!

[@TheMack625]

...Okay. That was genuinely hilarious. I never seen those cards before.

[@junethefox5834]

I remember seeing these all over Twitter, ESPECIALLY 0:27

[@CyclopsMonabeckman]

Alchemist Mario? Now all he has to do is lose his arm and leg.

[@Chaos89P]

You want Luigi to completely lose his body?!

[@NitroIndigo]

Would that make Peach May?

[@CyclopsMonabeckman]

Nitro Indigo Toadette can be May Chang she's got the height and the braids.

[@NitroIndigo]

Does that mean Toadette is Luigi's girlfriend?

[@theohendricks8634]

you should totally become a teacher!

[@Meru__Lucia43093]

I freaking LOVE and WANT these!!

[@tinyjesster]

I had this whole collection of cards! This box brings me back. Waaaaay back.

[@supershadow2021]

Man, you've helped me learn about so many amazing things from before my time. If you're still reading comments, I appreciate your videos a bunch!

[@richardlopez1441]

5:47 Peach was probably hallucinating some stuff because of the mushrooms.

[@boomerangthrower3961]

0:02 Huh, It’s like Finding Nemo. Or like Finding Dory.

[@Sonicice24]

that's honestly awsome

[@AimlessWandererSano]

2:29 It's always the eyes. The only thing that can make anything five times more terrifying is a soul piercing gaze.

[@cparle87]

Nothing caps out a Jwittz video like one of his classic freakouts.

[@londoncintron680]

What's funny is that technically there *ARE* flying dinosaurs, although that could just be the fact that we didn't really know birds were theropods until later on.

[@Mario87456]

Birds are not dinosaurs are they related to them in some ways yes but since they contradict what is a reptile like being warm blooded and having a four chambered heart at best birds as a close relative but not close enough to be an actual dinosaur.

[@sion8]

@@Mario87456 No, see this is why the term “non-avian dinosaur” exist because birds *have been dinosaurs the whole time!*

[@Mario87456]

sion8 How sad that you believe in that lie but If you want to believe it that is your choice and I am not going to try change your mind

[@sion8]

@@Mario87456 May I ask what kind of paleontological/taxonomical credentials do you have?

[@Mario87456]

sion8 I don't need to have those to know this thank you very much

[@KevinJennissen]

I remember these! I loved the little Mario cartoons on each one.

[@trash-lol]

2:11 *”Mario negotiating an arms deal Mario. Okay maybe not.”*

[@elizabeth7sj222]

I like it when you show us cool nintendo and specifically Pokemon stuff

[@deltad3592]

2:12 I guess this is the "Mario negotiating an arms deal" thing the trailers talked about

[@omarcontreras-cruz7501]

That card set needed some Waluigi to complete the dankness.

[@flaregamer64]

Otacon464 Imagine the KZbin profile pictures we could of had from that though.

[@KingDanieltheDandy]

Love jwittz videos

[@TheCreepypro]

I love how you continue to find weird nintendo things to share with us

[@EmmerichSchulte]

JOSH! As a kid, I owned Mario is Missing, but 6 or 7 year old me wasn't old enough to read and understand the game (nor did I think a MARIO game would be like that as a kid). I would LOVE IT if you do a video where you a little more in depth on it. Been a fan for a long time, and I vicariously play Pokemon through your channel! Keep up the good work.

[@DCHRAY12]

The ending absolutely got me cracking up! This video is amazing

[@mayyoder3648]

I love your videos, JWittz! I am glad that you are making more!

[@maddestmike5791]

0:24 Didn't expect a Mario quiz card to bring that up.

[@renshipeter157]

I had no idea these were a thing. Thanks for the awesome video JWittz

[@superslobro]

1:03 we aren't gonna notice that it says "little goomba"

[@Nyctolux]

My soul desire to someday see a video on these cards, has been quenched. Thank you Master Sakurai.

[@fatpenguin0089]

3:10 at the back of the plane I thought it was a swastika

[@FurubaGirl08]

Omg! I don't even remember how I came into possession of these quiz cards as a kid, but just enjoyed looking through the artwork n trivia now and then xD

[@kylecampbell565]

Keep up these types of videos. I don’t know if this counts as fact of the day but I still love it

[@blueberrymilk]

I opened KZbin and scrolled down thinking "nothing special" about every video. Then I saw this and thought "These cards are going to be interestingly weird and dumb, aren't they." And what do you know, it was.

[@grizzledwarveteran2321]

4:23 that’s true to an extent; look at China with one time zone or wacked up Australia time zones

[@SSBSfanboy]

I remember having a few of these when I was younger. I don't recall any of them being as weird as the ones in this video though.

[@eansudholtz6533]

0:15 Lockstein From Gnoggin would know a lot about that one.

[@victoryTTV]

My dad used to work for a storage unit owner and we usually got to take other people's stuff when they didn't pay their fees so when I was about 9 we got to clean a unit out and in a pile there was about 15 of these cards! I still have them around somewhere in my room.

[@SWad250]

I love the abrupt ending to this video. Great stuff.

[@SkiKoala]

I remember these! They in my basement.... somewhere...

[@PaleozoicProductions]

Pterosaurs are a complete separate group from Dinosaurs. Same for Mosasaurus or Pleisosaurus. Pterosaurs could fly, but they were not a dinosaur, but related. Some dinosaurs could glide, such as Microraptor or Archaeopteryx, but these days, when someone says the word dinosaur, it either means bird or the dinosaurs. The correct question should be What non-avian dinosaur flies?

[@Mario87456]

Paleozoic Productions At most birds are a close relative of dinosaurs but not close enough to be actual dinosaurs because they are warm blooded and have a four chamber heart which contradicts what a reptile is.

[@TheVonzilla]

I remember these. It’s making me wonder if I had these, or if I just had other quiz cards by the same company.

[@GamerGoingGrey]

I wish I still had these. Some of the few video game ephemera I sold off when I was younger.

[@daracaex]

Oh my god, I had these and I didn't remember them in the least until you showed one. What a nostalgia rush.

[@calebreader5818]

Woo! The Wittz is back!

[@Drow5ap]

love this new format

[@zxb995511]

FYI, it is actually possible to make gold from other metals through radiation decay on certain non-stable isotopes. The gold produced through such means is radioactive and expensive as sin, and the amount is microscopic- but it can technically be done if someone really wanted to.

[@wafflekiller123]

00:19 it’s actually possible to create gold. If you use a particle accelerator, you can change the amount of protons in an atom, which can be used to create gold. Alchemy failed, but the statement about it being impossible to create gold is false.

[@superdoom1unrevealed231]

WHAT DID YOU *DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*kay, that's enough quiz cards for today. Best ending ever.

[@MattKimura]

You mention art and you actually look just like my Art Appreciation college professor! I actually learned a thing or two, thanks professor JWittz!

[@Cryogentics]

Oh my god I thought I was the only one who remembered these. I still have these, almost a full set.

[@Jwvermillion]

This is like the best video I've ever seen in a long while. I just couldn't stop laughing from those Mario Quiz Cards. Now I want them. XD

[@turyguerrero2568]

Keep up the great work!! Love these random topic videos!

[@mattjaskowiak8484]

I actually saw a set of these cards at a Savers once, I was surprised by it.

[@xbuttonsx]

To be fair, the time one - places do set up their own crazy time rules. And not even just countries, but sections of countries do, with the Daylight Savings Time. And how Newfoundland is half an hour off from the rest of Canada. Saskatchewan doesn't go along with DST either, so you have to do different math, depending on the time of year.

[@NitroIndigo]

Each Australian state has its own timezone during daylight savings time, and some of them are at half-hours, regardless of latitude.

[@stheteller7470]

I remember reading these in my 3rd grade classroom. Amazing.

[@HeadsetGuy]

"Really-nervous-looking-Government Mario" was a real thing... kinda. A commercial for Super Mario All-Stars jokes that you can see "Mario negotiating an arms deal!"

[@nightspawnson-of-luna4936]

Source?

[@HeadsetGuy]

@@nightspawnson-of-luna4936 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5iUeY2MoNGGgqs

[@calloutthedylan5762]

0:24 my favorite part

[@googamp32]

Revisit these one day! I need more of this in my life.

[@luigiman0640]

I have a box of these! One of them calls the Galoomba a Goombob, and I live by that.

[@x.MaverickHunter.x]

Good to see you here again my friend. Keep up the good work👍

[@stulog]

Clearly, you don't have kids watching "Dinosaur Train" on PBS. This show follows an entire family of pterodactyls, and they have entire episodes dedicated to beating the fact that pterodactyls are NOT actual dinosaurs into your head, despite the fact that the title and entire premise of the show is about learning about dinosaurs who ride on trains for no apparent reason.

[@killdozer7792]

And somehow this show about talking dinosaurs and other prehistoric reptiles that live at exactly the same time is STILL somehow more scientifically accurate than a lot of the professional documentaries....which is amazing.

[@nightspawnson-of-luna4936]

@@killdozer7792 Technically they don't all live at the exact same time... They also travel through time