HILARIOUS Super Mario Quiz Cards

[@ImaginatorJoren]

I’m guessing DLC in the 90s was Delivered Licensed Content.

[@the1stwing]

fair point

[@happycamperds9917]

Make really obscure secrets and show the way to get them in magazine.

[@TheThreadWeaver]

These were outstanding. Thanks for sharing!

[@bojackson3073]

I can see through my jugular.

[@CalamityX]

"What is alchemy?" It's the science of understanding deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden. But what could equal the value of a human soul...?

[@TheKpa11]

FinalFantasyIXMaster what's at the top is like what's at the bottom and what's at the bottom is like what's on top

[@tomatooverlord2764]

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[@nqnt4161]

Thank you so much

[@Rt4LP4C4]

FinalFantasyIXMaster "Again" by Yui starts playing.

[@fieratheproud]

I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T ALONE WITH HAVING THIS IN MY HEAD IMMEDIATELY AFTER HEARING THE WORD "ALCHEMY"

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

5:14 You know, that's actually true. Pterodactyls were not dinosaurs.

[@julianx2rl]

But then, what IS a dinosaur exactly? GOOGLE TIME!!!

[@killdozer7792]

It's an archosaur with its hips structured so that its leg stick out directly underneath it....it's probably much more complex than that, but that's the general idea.

[@killdozer7792]

It's true, but also completely false, because dinosaurs CAN fly. We call them birds.

[@NitroIndigo]

Dinosaurs and pterosaurs were both archosaurs.

[@burgerman1114]

Plesiosaurs are also not dinosaurs

[@Tibasu]

I haven't even watched the full video, but that third question makes me want a set of cards for my future kids

[@rattyeely]

The "which dinosaur could fly" card is strange because on one hand it's really clever and correctly teaches kids that pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs, but on the other hand the idea that no dinosaurs could fly is outdated now considering the closer links between birds and dinosaurs discovered over the years

[@spindash64]

rattyeely Fun fact: this means the one of the fastest living animals to ever live on earth is a Dinosaur that can fly, whose main food source is other dinosaurs that can also fly

[@Mario87456]

At best they are a close relative but not an actual dinosaur since they contradict at least several things about reptiles like being warm blooded an d having a four chambered heart.

[@CyclopsMonabeckman]

Alchemist Mario? Now all he has to do is lose his arm and leg.

[@Chaos89P]

You want Luigi to completely lose his body?!

[@NitroIndigo]

Would that make Peach May?

[@CyclopsMonabeckman]

Nitro Indigo Toadette can be May Chang she's got the height and the braids.

[@NitroIndigo]

Does that mean Toadette is Luigi's girlfriend?

[@bacondragonfirstofthisname1189]

I can't believe this video is three years old, I've been wondering about this product since I was three. I have ZERO idea what happened to it, but I do recall having too many cards for the box made to store them.

[@omarcontreras-cruz7501]

That card set needed some Waluigi to complete the dankness.

[@flaregamer64]

Otacon464 Imagine the KZbin profile pictures we could of had from that though.

[@londoncintron680]

What's funny is that technically there *ARE* flying dinosaurs, although that could just be the fact that we didn't really know birds were theropods until later on.

[@Mario87456]

Birds are not dinosaurs are they related to them in some ways yes but since they contradict what is a reptile like being warm blooded and having a four chambered heart at best birds as a close relative but not close enough to be an actual dinosaur.

[@sion8]

@@Mario87456 No, see this is why the term “non-avian dinosaur” exist because birds *have been dinosaurs the whole time!*

[@Mario87456]

sion8 How sad that you believe in that lie but If you want to believe it that is your choice and I am not going to try change your mind

[@sion8]

@@Mario87456 May I ask what kind of paleontological/taxonomical credentials do you have?

[@Mario87456]

sion8 I don't need to have those to know this thank you very much

[@deltad3592]

2:12 I guess this is the "Mario negotiating an arms deal" thing the trailers talked about

[@Sonicice24]

that's honestly awsome

[@MattHedgern]

4:57 Although heavily outdated (given the nature of these cards), that Spinosaurus art looks really nice.

[@SJrad]

That picture of Mario in that chair is honestly me when I eat too much

[@jamesbutlerx64]

2:30 STOP LOOKING INTO MY SOUL!

[@superdoom1unrevealed231]

WHAT DID YOU *DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*kay, that's enough quiz cards for today. Best ending ever.

[@dabort]

1:02 Paragoomba. Yep. That’s what that is.

[@GamerGoingGrey]

I wish I still had these. Some of the few video game ephemera I sold off when I was younger.

[@Jwvermillion]

This is like the best video I've ever seen in a long while. I just couldn't stop laughing from those Mario Quiz Cards. Now I want them. XD

[@tinyjesster]

I had this whole collection of cards! This box brings me back. Waaaaay back.

[@renshipeter157]

I had no idea these were a thing. Thanks for the awesome video JWittz

[@nateweinand4209]

That was an experience!!! Also, as big dinosaur person, it is so refreshing to hear someone realize that not every ancient reptile was a dinosaur. Curse you toys!!!! I must admit, some of the topics they had on these cards were, wow! The 90's were awesome: they wouldn't let kids know about any of that today...

[@chasem4774]

When the moon hits your eye...

[@SimuRei]

That's amore!

[@game84cube]

When an eel lunges out, and it takes a bite of your snout, That's AMOREEEEEEE Get it? A moray eel? Hee hee hee hee hee... I said a funny

[@fungusonus]

game84cube do you want to mario-cise?

[@ReshiLuna]

game84cube lol! 10/10 for creativity!

[@redking36]

kaity kline I think that’s from Mario Teaches Typing (1 or 2?)

[@theluckygamer10]

0:28 took the words right outta my mouth...

[@potatortheomnipotentspud]

4:47 Are we gonna ignore the fact that Luigi is putting somebody's blood in the stew?

[@n64team30]

We needed a sequel to this video

[@supershadow2021]

Man, you've helped me learn about so many amazing things from before my time. If you're still reading comments, I appreciate your videos a bunch!

[@acmiguens]

I had no idea these existed. Looking forward to Nintendo revisiting the concept and selling it exclusively in their areas at Universal parks worldwide. You heard it here first ;)

[@stulog]

Clearly, you don't have kids watching "Dinosaur Train" on PBS. This show follows an entire family of pterodactyls, and they have entire episodes dedicated to beating the fact that pterodactyls are NOT actual dinosaurs into your head, despite the fact that the title and entire premise of the show is about learning about dinosaurs who ride on trains for no apparent reason.

[@killdozer7792]

And somehow this show about talking dinosaurs and other prehistoric reptiles that live at exactly the same time is STILL somehow more scientifically accurate than a lot of the professional documentaries....which is amazing.

[@nightspawnson-of-luna4936]

@@killdozer7792 Technically they don't all live at the exact same time... They also travel through time

[@KaedeLanyo]

Poor Luigi looks TERRIFIED. And not in the usual screaming at ghosts way, but legit horror.

[@CanniestTread6]

These quiz cards kinda confirm the gametheory's theories about the Mario franchise

[@TheVonzilla]

I remember these. It’s making me wonder if I had these, or if I just had other quiz cards by the same company.

[@SuperLuigi1025]

Peach was high on that last card. She was just sitting there high on shrooms.

[@Dracomut]

I remember my mom getting these for me at Goodwill when I was a kid. I still have them too, I’ll need to look through them to see more weird art and hilariously outdated facts

[@Zachattack10213]

I feel like I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks.

[@kylecampbell565]

Keep up these types of videos. I don’t know if this counts as fact of the day but I still love it

[@kurothefox6020]

I remember, I actually had Mario quiz cards in the past

[@mayyoder3648]

I love your videos, JWittz! I am glad that you are making more!

[@pokeaust7800]

5:06 Silly Jwittz, didn’t you pay attention in 7th Grade Science?

[@Rusticabcd]

Omg, I think I remember having these cards.

[@TLord]

I’m excited for Nintendo’s e3 to announce Mario’s Sweatshop for the Switch

[@Dragonsrcool12]

I came back because I actually had the lucky chance to get a box of them. Unfortunately, not a full set, but good to have it.

[@MSOGameShow]

I remember having these when I was a kid, but I ended up losing them at one point. I never did find out what happened to them... Oh well. Thanks for the nostalgia trip.

[@ianmurphy3840]

Can we have more Mario Quiz Cards shenanigans?

[@jordanrhea1504]

I'm really hoping that this video gets a part 2.

[@KorotasGeckoGamingCorner]

0:14 "The belief that Earth is flat" Nintendo knew.

[@brandonbernard1570]

Wow! This has potential for possibly hundreds of memes.

[@stevenmattrell3448]

The original kimono Peach has seen some things. Things that can't be unseen

[@zachmccoy4376]

I thought I was the only one who owned these Mario quiz cards, lol.😅

[@i.m.evilhomer5084]

Welcome to the 19th century Jwittz, scientists always knew that Pterodactyls or rather Pterosaurs weren't Dinosaurs since the beginning. It's pop culture that didn't get memo, they can't even tell the difference between the pelican-like Pteranodon and seagull-like Pterodactylus. Also, there were Dinosaurs that could fly, Birds can and so can their relatives such as Microraptor.

[@i.m.evilhomer5084]

Peter von Feldt (Oh great, on a dumb Mario video of all things) You say that despite the fact many of the scientists that proved Evolution were Christians (like me). Charles Darwin was a Christian himself and was buried in Westminster Abbey and a Christian minister known as Robert T. Bakker was one of the many scientists instrumental in raising awareness that Birds were descended from small feathered Dinosaurs and that Dinosaurs were active and intelligent animals and not brain dead and lethargic monsters. We can also go far back to the St. Augustine of Hippo, who argued against a literal understanding of scripture. You also have to realise that a theory is different to a scientific theory. A layman theory is somewhat of a guess, while a scientific theory is based on multiple hypotheses that have gone through rigorous testing and a lot of scrutiny through peer reviewed journals. I suggest you watch AronRa's video and argue with him, you might learn a thing or two and perhaps gain a appreciation for metal.

[@Compucles]

While there's no reason that creationism and micro-evolution can't co-exist, there's also no way to definitively prove evolution until someone can actually track the actual modern evolution of a species into a different one over time through individual subjects. This includes the fact that different species are incapable of cross-breeding beyond a single generation, otherwise they're just breeds or sub-species of the same species. While scientific theories indeed have much more solid evidence behind them than normal theories, they still haven't been completely proven, otherwise they would be among the list of scientific laws rather than just being theories.

[@i.m.evilhomer5084]

Compucles Look up "Big Bird Galapagos Islands", let's not forget about the variation and diversity of domesticated animals and plants compared to their wild ancestors. Fruit like the banana were nothing but hardy seed packets until we got a hold of them. There's also a video from Trey the Explainer that lists other examples in more depth.

[@killdozer7792]

"Except theyve since conducted new research that proves they were wrong." Says that, doesn't explain how. Meanwhile, I have provided a very specific explaination as to why pterosaurs are not dinosaurs. Try harder next time, little boy. X3

[@Compucles]

Everything on the Galapagos Islands were already diversified when they were discovered. Nobody actually observed it happening. It is very likely to be the result of evolution, but it can't be proven. Humans engaging in genetic engineering is not the same thing as natural evolution. Neither is selective breeding, as no new species are created. The old seed packets are still perfectly capable of cross-breeding with the modern fruits.

[@Bowzer2025]

The best jwittz vid ever

[@GreyWolfLeaderTW]

I got some good laughs out of these jokes.

[@razzdberry3142]

I like it when the funni man scream

[@megayeet1065]

2:15 This is now my favourite thing I've seen

[@kakeruk9]

I NEED MORE.

[@matcat4]

More would always be welcome

[@linkcarter6664]

Pterodactyls aren’t dinosaurs... I think I can die cold and alone now

[@ContraG]

Another great video J-man. Keep it up

[@Dynakirby63]

"Mario the Christian, Mario the Jew, Mario the Muslim" Never in my life would I ever thought to hear Mario get associated with all those words at once.

[@Mario87456]

Bolting Shaman It is very horrifying, I am very disgusted that Nintendo would allow that.

[@daltonriser1125]

really liking the new style of videos

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

Ah, my favorite game, Mario's Sweatshop.

[@kirbymaster5]

These were in my elementary school's science class. I remember seeing the box, but never opening it up

[@gladd8869]

I have been enjoying your new content keep it up 😁👍

[@psycologo121]

I wanna see a part 2

[@RennWickam]

God, I’m not sure what you are doing differently, but your last two videos have been way funnier than your older videos (no disrespect to your other vids)

[@chocolixo]

The toad thing is not an error, in the mario mania guide it says that toady is toad's nickname

[@russianbot8576]

tbf, some countries use daylight saving time and others don't... so that time rules answer has something going for it

[@TheCullenHarkins]

I love your commentary

[@ADoodGuy]

0:14 The belief that the Earth is flat

[@Sp00nRX78]

Do a look back series on the 2010 Pokemon format. Would be helpful for us players looking into old formats!

[@WhoElseButZane]

I'm surprised they got the pterodactyl fact right.

[@Hideotronic]

This was an awesome review. I had no idea any of this existed!

[@wingedone6512]

Top tier content, this.

[@Princess_Hoshi]

Did anyone else notice that Paratroopa was called Paragoomba at 1:02

[@benhuang2773]

Also, Cheep Cheep is misspelled "Cheap Cheap," and the Hammer Bro has a red shell.

[@conradjamestown9991]

LOL! I actually have these cards! For some reason, my grandmother had them in some box.

[@TAYL4N]

are you gonna go through the gold and silver demo leaks???

[@cameronashbaugh3164]

Please do more of these

[@ImL3go]

Have you heard of Dr. Mario 64?

[@squidfungus4001]

Peach is the true villain Bowser watch out!

[@starflame34]

I am watching this at 7:38 Japan time. I know this because I added two hours to my clock.

[@CyclopsMonabeckman]

I do want to pick some of these. But they're probably really expensive.

[@liamduncan226]

Peach has some explaining to do

[@jacobhieken9009]

TheJWittz Saw Game.

[@user-vr9ql7xb6z]

I come back to my favorite childhood channel and see he died

[@epm1012]

Nobody tell the internet about the Jewish or Islamic Mario.

[@Mario87456]

EPM 101 agreed it's pretty disgusting.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

Mario could practice any religion because he's not a real person. I believe we should all be able to practice whichever religion we prefer and kindly respect the beliefs of others.

[@Mario87456]

Runningon Cylinders Well something about seeing Mario practice real world religions just feels so very wrong just sayin.

[@ReshiLuna]

Runningon Cylinders I agree with you. I don't get why so many people hate other people just because different religions. We're all humans, so why fight each other?

[@deadlydingus1138]

kaity kline People always need a scapegoat, so someone had the brilliant idea to start blaming other religions. That's just my theory anyway.

[@AJsVideos187]

4:25 In my country time goes at 2X speed

[@Sterben42]

Can you please do more of these videos?

[@Diceyed]

the alchemy card is kinda wrong. Alchemy isn't all about lead to gold, it was a proto-chemistry as well as a spiritual training, it also housed much basic medicine we still use today. Also it is confirmed we can turn lead to gold by altering the particle, this however requires more power then the gold is worth.

[@sorenmiyamotoskzkz6281]

Peach is triping on acid

[@Leo-wq8sv]

When ropa vieja now means stew instead of old clothes

[@Roboshi2007]

where is that first kimono peach from? is it odessy? because I don't remember it there.

[@MUSQUIZanimation]

I main Nervous Looking Government MARIO, tbh

[@rayrevolta6198]

Those mini toads are all Peache's offspring.

[@NovaCrackers]

I had these!

[@SurrealKangaroo]

My grandma had some of those at her house. They probably belonged to my cousins.

[@demonicpikachu5516]

peach must be stopped

[@jacobhieken9009]

Pigsaw Says I Want to play a game.

[@justicegraceful2171]

mushrooms are insects, they appear to be plant like in nature but are formed of citen which is also the exoskeleton of all all other insects. i haven't eaten mushrooms in almost a decade because of that fact.

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

Noticed squad.

[@mdudegamer]

My parents subscribed to a thing kinda like this, where we got fact cards about various animals.