Well you don't need to convince me any more. I am NOT getting a tattoo.
@brianh935814 күн бұрын
At least don't get one while you are drunk.
@eugenemorganakakeek894111 күн бұрын
Its depressing to view them, I gave up 1/2 way.
@josephgaviota6 күн бұрын
_I am NOT getting a tattoo._ Seems like _excellent_ advice.
@Kualinar6 күн бұрын
Or get one from a REAL and reputable tattoo artist.
@whocares44644 күн бұрын
Lol always wanted one but so glad I didn't
@thehollis9117 күн бұрын
You've got to seriously question the intelligence of these people.😢
@martinfurlong107114 күн бұрын
What intelligence?
@Maga-hm9hq11 күн бұрын
A mayor tatuaje, menor inteligencia.
@eugenemorganakakeek894111 күн бұрын
"seriously" The IQ drop is just scary.
@suzannemarienau276017 күн бұрын
Geeze, people are stupid .
@larscain326313 күн бұрын
Do you think that they vote republicans ?
@peteranserin370813 күн бұрын
America has cornered the market on that one.
@Memo-nd6fj9 күн бұрын
@@peteranserin3708 There is no good reason to get a tattoo! Yet there is no end to them! Mental illness is rampant now in US.
@vladdracul50723 күн бұрын
@@Memo-nd6fj If you think there's no good reason to get a tattoo you just lack the imagination to think of one.
@Memo-nd6fj3 күн бұрын
@@vladdracul5072 There is no reason to get one! Mental disease is rampant in this country! A mental disease masquerading as fashion statement!
@TheAnthonyjames17 күн бұрын
I like it when idiots mark themselves. I know which people to avoid.
@silviac22117 күн бұрын
Once I was at the hairdresser, someone came in and asked for a hair dye and the hairdresser said "I'm afraid not, your hair is too damaged for another dye and I won't be responsible for it falling off." These tattoo artists should have done the same.
@cherylthorpe393316 күн бұрын
The rear of the cat though 😂😂😂
@MrSuperJensen14 күн бұрын
Artists ? 😂🤣
@LisSimon-o1b14 күн бұрын
The sox were fun
@tonyfield236017 күн бұрын
Many, many entrants in the Idiot Olympics.
@janettraynor43317 күн бұрын
If I was a mom to any one of these people, I would be crying every time I saw them.
@techshabby000116 күн бұрын
Face and neck tattoos are the hardest to understand.
@cynthiaweston76714 күн бұрын
ME 2!!
@martinfurlong107114 күн бұрын
@techshabby0001 NOT really. These people wish to stay unemployed forever!
@MrMarbles0Xecution11 күн бұрын
yeah I'd cry from laughing so hard at them
@serioustoday10 күн бұрын
that is their moms
@t.y.556517 күн бұрын
Wow, some people should not drink!
@Kualinar6 күн бұрын
Some peoples should not step out unsupervised.
@bartybollocks17 күн бұрын
Sob, I keep failing job interviews. Duh!
@rcarrick35517 күн бұрын
These are all hideous.
@louneissen160317 күн бұрын
And these people are considered sane enough to vote in their countries. 🤣
@JeffDavies-i8q14 күн бұрын
Starting to understand why Trump was elected!
@lilylove202113 күн бұрын
@@JeffDavies-i8qplease, the tattooed and bonkers are your people.....
@SteveReynold11 күн бұрын
Everyone in the country gets to vote. A country belongs to everyone, not just those who believe they’re better than you. Also, taxes don’t care how you look or what your IQ is, they still pay those too. I only see bigots on one side and it’s always the side that thinks it’s better because of something superficial.
@lilylove202111 күн бұрын
@SteveReynold are you absolutely convinced these are tax payers?😏
@KFrost-fx7dt11 күн бұрын
JeffDavies-i8q apparently you haven't seen the tattooed freaks losing their shit and unaliving themselves because he won.
@katepoole689117 күн бұрын
At least it gives me a good laugh. I have no tattoos. I really do like the Eminem & m tattoo, though. Also, like the lawnmower on that chaps bonce.
@benttwisted21016 күн бұрын
Ya, we goof on "Eminem & them" a lot... ""m&m&m" that tattoo is actually good, so is the M.I.B. 2 flying raging alien fucker! 😂
@maryjohartwell558017 күн бұрын
I wonder what percentage of these people regret their choice@?
@itsmysniff495017 күн бұрын
95 percent, I'd say.
@HelenCamile6317 күн бұрын
I think that’s regert their choices.
@qthebikeahaulic17 күн бұрын
As some tats I've seen it's spelled "regerts".
@roselladeliaholdsworth503817 күн бұрын
100
@kittyelf148517 күн бұрын
I wonder what percentage were drunk or were on recreational substances when tattoo decisions were made
@zoe48617 күн бұрын
Most of these "artìsts" i would not let loose with crayons.
@manicmaggie15 күн бұрын
I am speechless.
@tonyireland223414 күн бұрын
Me "Dad I don't want a job".Dad "Just get a visible tattoo then son".
@stu739917 күн бұрын
4:50 Since when did Wednesday Adams look like Samuel L Jackson?😂
@Rickstar196617 күн бұрын
LOL 😂
@JLHoon16 күн бұрын
Yeah, I wish he could see this. I can’t look at it without cracking up.
@MusaNana-op4ek15 күн бұрын
I thought it looked like Gollum with braids.
@michaelthompson296712 күн бұрын
Yeah those eyes etc etc.
@JesusChrist-xb7jq11 күн бұрын
Black Snake Moan mash-up?
@xalleem811714 күн бұрын
Funny how some attach their name like they are proud of that wacked work!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@flixtrue630011 күн бұрын
😂 same thought 💭 😂
@thebuonocore98185 күн бұрын
Brings me back to some classic KZbin days.
@roberthenderson258017 күн бұрын
Looks like a line up of serial killers.
@highlovevibration10 күн бұрын
🤣🤣
@rockybato674 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@ElsieJoy3917 күн бұрын
Am assuming all those with facial tattoos are not in search of lawful employment. At least most UK tattooists have to be registered and conform to a set of legal requirements. Most of these must be backstreet amateurs or done by mates as they are absolutely rubbish
@HalaluYAHEVER17 күн бұрын
😂😂 Hilarious and to think that it's permanent, omg!! Wednesday looked like Samuel Jackson with a wig!! 🤣🤣🤣 I actually thought the tattoo of the guy on the ladder cutting "hedges" pretty awesome. 😄👍
@tbecker9720417 күн бұрын
I don't think I ever want to smoke what they did *before* getting those tattoos. Perfect examples of what *NOT* to do while high.
@StarTrekLivz17 күн бұрын
2 True Tattoo Stories: 1. An acquaintance practically lived in the gymn, and had an awesome body, including biceps larger than my thighs, but all muscle. He got a tattoo in Chinese, and was showing it off. He thought it meant something like "Courage and Valor" or "Strength and Honor," something like that. One of my friends is Chinese, and burst out laughing. It actually said, "Broccoli Chicken $6.95" Obviously copied from a Chinese restaurant menu. 2. I lived for a while in an apartment complex, and one of the other tenants was an outstandingly handsome man with a great body, he had milk-white skin, and could have been a swimsuit or underwear model. He frequently walked around with a minimal amount of clothing, even in Michigan winters. But he had tattoos of ex-girlfriends all over his body, and then crossed out. I frequently wondered what his then current girlfriend thought about that when she went to bed with him.
@LadyTiger78716 күн бұрын
Broccoli Chicken. Oh my. LOLOLOL
@tonyireland223414 күн бұрын
@@LadyTiger787 Yeah its gross.He should have got squid with green pepper in black bean sauce.What a dick head.
@-danRКүн бұрын
@@LadyTiger787 $6.95 Well at least in 20 years it won't suffer the least Inflation
@juleslancaster346614 күн бұрын
The Angel wings look like worms!!!!
@anitapendleton120914 күн бұрын
Or dehydrated over cooked chicken wings
@rattus310217 күн бұрын
6:07 ....What car brand?.....all i could do was look at those nails and dirty hands....😬 8:43 😂😂 I'm not against tattoos, but these...... I wonder what was going through most of these people's minds when they decided to get that tattoo....🤯
@jb671216 күн бұрын
The hands weren't dirty---they're the hands of a Black woman.
@that.sleep.dentist14 күн бұрын
The hands aren’t dirty. That’s pigmentation.
@josiatokirina178816 күн бұрын
Proof, it's worth it to pay more money for an experienced talented tattoo artist.
@Memo-nd6fj9 күн бұрын
How about you save your money and buy food or pay the rent or your phone bill?
@davidupton473017 күн бұрын
My son, when he was about 9 said he wanted to get tatts when he was old enough, I said to him “make sure you get something you really want because it will be with you the rest of your life and make sure that you go to an expert tattooist, thankfully he listened to me, he has some great artwork. Yes, it was the last time he listened to me but I thank my lucky stars!
@jmi596917 күн бұрын
"Ice cream ... literally only milk..." could someone please tell her that it's at least 25% sugar and a long list of unpronounceable chemicals?
@jb671216 күн бұрын
Not mine. I make my own from heavy whipping cream and frozen fruit, period. Nothing else is added---the fruit is plenty sweet enough (I always buy fruit itself, no added sweeteners of any kind)---and it's VERY, VERY good! But getting a tattoo of the (wrong) ingredients is utterly foolish, I'll go that far, and ice MILK is made with milk. Ice CREAM is made with cream, not milk
@villageofbastards.16 күн бұрын
I lost it at 'half cat, half woman bollocks neck'.
@kasey90674 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@jillyb808617 күн бұрын
Surely not all of them are really some must just marker pen if not there are some really crap tattooist's
@teresacarey326916 күн бұрын
There are some really crap tattoos, but that's not always a bad thing. My son let his friends tattoo his legs. I'm not talking about a friend who's a tattoo artist, I'm talking about some friends with a needle and some ink. At first, I thought it was just horrible. By the time both lower legs were nearly covered, though, it actually looked decent -- sort of a patchwork of how he felt at the time.
@teresacarey326916 күн бұрын
Don't get me wrong, many of these were just awful and I think they'll regret them.
@ms.mustlovecats155615 күн бұрын
Angel wings. 🤔 Looks more like arms from the cartoon character from Dr. Suess. 😒
@iamtoothewalrus11 күн бұрын
I've never said WTF so many times in my life.
@catherinemiller-vp4gn14 күн бұрын
No such thing as a good face or head tattoo.
@igorkreep5 күн бұрын
Nah, the first tattoo with the 3D pattern was pretty cool.
@curiousorange823210 күн бұрын
A lot of these are So Creative and Unique! The ‘sucky wolf’ was cute!
@HelenCamile6317 күн бұрын
Oh my.
@robertanesmith17217 күн бұрын
Some of these "tattoo artists" should find new occupations... Or stop getting high before doing tattoos. I know I would DEFINITELY be getting my money back one way or another. 😮
@eucliduschaumeau881313 күн бұрын
I’d ask for a new skin transplant.
@janamathis472917 күн бұрын
They just should not have!
@sinsitysinderella79016 күн бұрын
I can't believe that these "artists" can make a living like that!!!!
@daniellerostaing14675 күн бұрын
dam! the eagle was so creepy-but I think the artwork was incredible !
@mus197017 күн бұрын
Priceless!
@roselladeliaholdsworth503817 күн бұрын
Still don't get tatoos
@eucliduschaumeau881313 күн бұрын
Seriously though. Never understood the motivation. They remind me of New York City subway graffiti in the 1970s.
@Memo-nd6fj9 күн бұрын
@@eucliduschaumeau8813 I saw a guy recently who had very large matching tattoos on the back of his legs and of course he was wearing shorts so everyone could see his giant leg tats! All I kept thinking was what an idiot he is thinking that those tats are attractive!!! I think he believes everyone is looking at him admirably, but are actually thinking how stupid he is.
@TheMemo65912 күн бұрын
Some of these are not fails, they just take the correct sense of humor to appreciate. Most ARE fails though yes. E gads.
@drakonolus79227 күн бұрын
The Wings at the back. Ohh My ..... I'm dead .....
@chrishateley55827 күн бұрын
A few of these are actually pretty good.
@flixtrue630011 күн бұрын
A good artist would say ‘no’
@davejackson574117 күн бұрын
The worst tattoo fail that Ive seen was supposed to be of Jim Morrison,but it wasnt Jim it was of Val Kilmer from the Doors movie..😂😂😂
@Memo-nd6fj9 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@laura74917 күн бұрын
What were they thinking???
@MadHax-wt5tl17 күн бұрын
I'm sure their response to your question would be, "what's thinking!?"
@sunnyscott487617 күн бұрын
At least bandana guy will never lose his bandana!
@kellydalstok890017 күн бұрын
It still needs some colouring in.
@12thDecember17 күн бұрын
@ 2:58, chess or checkers? Neither. Linoleum floor in 1950s farmhouse.
@jimlepeu57716 күн бұрын
More like chicken wings lol
@InevitableTruthTeller8 күн бұрын
2:10 Looks like he mounted the gun in a vice and backed into it.
@klausolekristiansen296017 күн бұрын
Did he get a cease and desist order from Louis Vuitton? I think MANchester is deliberate.
@kellydalstok890017 күн бұрын
Of course MANchester is meant to be that way. Happy Bears is American so they don’t get British humour.
@teresacarey326916 күн бұрын
@@kellydalstok8900 Perhaps they're just not familiar with Bible verses. : ) (I'm American and I got it right away.)
@sinsitysinderella79016 күн бұрын
I understand the MANchester thig, but if you look at the MAN spacing, it's def off, it Did look like they ran out of room to make it look good
@trudygreer249115 күн бұрын
@@sinsitysinderella790The left margins line up.. plus, it's a little hard to gauge when the canvas is big and the camera is off-center... But, I love your name! 💐😘
@peteranserin370813 күн бұрын
OMG I lmao at the first one! XD
@jaimelocklear6414 күн бұрын
My 3 favorite are hamburger head, stick man pushing kid toy in horseshoe head, and under arm bush trimmer 😂👍
@Knagedoedel16 күн бұрын
The first one is brilliant. Not a fail at all.
@carlosdias840410 күн бұрын
So classy ! 😉
@louisaisthankful645513 күн бұрын
YIKES
@sandoumir434817 күн бұрын
04:05 is not a 'ran out of space' -fail at all. This is exactly as it was intended to look. It's about the play on words for 'created Man'. Still a terrible tattoo though. As were, are and will be any and all tattoo.
@jaxflfreebird10 күн бұрын
It's a literal COPY of a very real SIGN in MANchester. Google the sign.
@InevitableTruthTeller8 күн бұрын
0:19 NOBODY is parking there
@SoylentGreenIsPeople682 күн бұрын
Regarding the Manchester back tattoo, its actually correct, "ON THE SIXTH DAY GOD CREATED MANchester", it was originally a T-Shirt design from Afflecks Palace during the baggy/Madchester era of the late 80s.
@amberlopez74777 күн бұрын
Hey! You ever tattoo someone? No... Okay then, do one on me. 😂
@jorgevillavicencio4275 күн бұрын
The Boner Garage at the beginning made me spit my coffee on the cat. Now she's hating on me from the corner.
@kasey90674 күн бұрын
🤣🤣 you're killing me!! 🤣😂😂😂
@jorgevillavicencio4274 күн бұрын
Today she smells like sour milk. She won't let me bathe her 😂😂😂@@kasey9067
@ShazzaUK7013 күн бұрын
Not gonna lie, I like the Eminem one.
@freddyboombatz13 күн бұрын
It looks like Samuel L Jackson as Wednesday!
@rebeccaflowerbeck98944 күн бұрын
blimey 😆😆😳
@davide697012 күн бұрын
I've only got one tattoo...no more now😂😂😂
@steamdespair91896 күн бұрын
I hate tattoo's for myself, but that first one is kind of awesome and well done. I don't think it's a fail at all.
@lynnaeschloneger708613 күн бұрын
I swear I just seen Humperdoo tattooed on that person's back.....😂😂😂
@antonelloguadambino79745 күн бұрын
Every tattoo is a fail
@egrffin853417 күн бұрын
We must consider that many of these tattoos were done out of love for that youngster wanting to become an artist and just needed a willing canvass. At least i hope that explains why most of them were horrific.!
@jb671216 күн бұрын
I don't know....my son learned how to tattoo by taking classes offered in his state, and then he apprenticed with the very best of the best, a man who took a full year with Son because he saw his potential. Son went on to have a very lucrative "career" in tattooing until his death at the age of 31. I hate tats, always have, always will, but I was pleased that my son took the time to really learn his craft before taking on customers. He did say that there are unethical tattoo artists who don't care what they ink, nor how bad they are, they're just in it for a "quick" buck, and there are customers willing to pay very low prices just to get anything at all inked onto their body. This compilation certainly shows that!
@RobertBecker-me8uf17 күн бұрын
Too funny for words 😂 e
@mannydavis770812 күн бұрын
The Manchester one was pretty good.
@jaxflfreebird10 күн бұрын
It's a literal copy of a SIGN in Manchester, England. Google the image.
@davewhite420612 күн бұрын
Hamburger head was my favourite 😅
@plicketyplunk17 күн бұрын
I take it these are part of the prison collection. The worst, just the worst.
@Aries-iz1oj12 күн бұрын
What a bunch of prize pillocks😂
@moaningpheromones11 күн бұрын
How much money would it take to pay you to get one of the big ones?
@cheriem43214 күн бұрын
@5:52 - That *had* to be painful!
@renaldofanucci7 күн бұрын
Thanks
@howardoller44316 күн бұрын
Any and all tattoos qualify as "fails".
@keiranbradley32387 күн бұрын
These people can vote.
@thaisstone519217 күн бұрын
GADZOOKS!!!
@MadHax-wt5tl17 күн бұрын
And STREWTH!
@johannas.l.brushane25188 күн бұрын
I must admit I burst out in laugher to the guy who had the man with lawnmower tatooed to his receding hairline. Even if it likely will mismatch at some point.
@carabiner799917 күн бұрын
Just. Oh dear. FFS.
@SHerit-q3v17 күн бұрын
This is why you need to see the actual work the tat artist does on someone else all mine are done professionally and still look good after 40 years
@kasey90674 күн бұрын
So are mine. Some have faded a bit but they're about 45 years old now, no regrets here.
@momsphonephone859214 күн бұрын
How is the first one a fail? It's a perfect illusion. Also I believe that some of the childish looking ones are actual child drawings that the parent had done after some event. So, I wouldn't call them fails either. Just my opinion.
@cheriem43214 күн бұрын
The first one made me shudder. Please tell the guy with the "wavy head" that he can have surgery for that.
@thetimeisnow68222 күн бұрын
YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID
@mapleext17 күн бұрын
You get the feeling a little if people think they can draw something but then they find out ………
@carabiner799917 күн бұрын
Some visual artists have been honing their craft their entire life, like me. We have sold out shows, made a living from our paintings, yet wouldn't tattoo without an apprenticeship in an amazing shop. That said, we would need to do our research, to find said shop. Meanwhile, too many of these look like they bought a kit off Temu, and decided to learn to draw on other people's skin. Worse, there are some that probably work in a shop, and somehow get paid to make mosterous versions of portraits, or whatever, on people, and get paid for it. I loathe AI, but with crap like this, I understand why people who use it consider the results of their prompts (which use up 16 oz of water per prompt) "art."
@MarkHardstaff-m2p8 күн бұрын
Nothing says “I’m an idiot who makes poor choices” better than tattoos.
@jameselliott2166 күн бұрын
I don't know about anyone else watching the video, but, I, for one, would just like to say: *Kush* Yeahhhh, nawl. I'm on it right now.
@ericjohnson800112 күн бұрын
I don't feel nearly as bad about the couple ink stains I have. But some of these are comedic genius
@ohger15 күн бұрын
If I was a tattoo "artist" I would have refused to do every single one of those.
@emm_arr15 күн бұрын
4:04: That's deliberate.
@Beau66714 күн бұрын
These are making me sick.
@pamelamorrisonn10 күн бұрын
Lol
@InevitableTruthTeller8 күн бұрын
I watch these and thank god that I'm me
@TS-12679 күн бұрын
... " The Ultra Maga Camel-Toe Winner 2024 " 0:20 She's Named Bernard from The Mississippi Delta... Smell's just a Bit Fishy 😂😂😂
@tonik-o394917 күн бұрын
I’m sure some of these were just face paint…. I hope 😅
@tj78705 күн бұрын
what a bunch of freaks!
@MiNeNotYoUrs55513 күн бұрын
I hope these were all dares and lost bets.. 😂
@jeanettecook108816 күн бұрын
I can't believe that people think any image could be more beautiful than their own selves, and that they are willing to use their persons as billboards.... permanently. Just so hard to believe. 😢🎉