Cringetopia is Back

[@rachmaninovwasemo2313]

She's not just being polite, she's scared and trying not to anger him so he doesn't attack her.

[@non-applicable3548]

Rachmaninov was BASED

[@fairiewinterbee]

@@non-applicable3548 ur mom

[@MissMaiaa]

I worked at a subway once and this drunk guy stumbled in with his friends. I was trying to ignore his advances and he reached over the counter to hit me because I wasn't paying attention to his flirting. Thank goodness his friends were there to get him away from me and pushed him out the store. Weird ass ppl come into stores/restaurants all the time.

[@kenterminateddq5311]

@@MissMaiaa Are u serious? That happened? Because of the Metoo Movement, I don't even hit on chicks like ever. It seems men can't like a cute chick because of her looks.

[@rexonatyleer3500]

Oh yeah. I shut down when they talk to me like that.

[@mzadro7]

The dude hitting on the cashier was so desperate, he asked her if she wanted to know his CREDIT CARD PIN

[@meyes5671]

christ i thought i was embarassing

[@mzadro7]

@@meyes5671 lmao

[@meap6474]

I would've said yes, then used it for an online shopping spree lmao

[@bozotheclown1142]

It's a pick up trick. She says "omg yeah free money" and he says his phone number.

[@mzadro7]

@@bozotheclown1142 that sounds so incredibly cheesy, straight out of 2005

[@noelcrist7109]

"get out of the brother zone" dude so down bad after being rejected that he doesn't even make sense. People need to learn to just take your loses and learn from it

[@Ruger6992]

Its satire

[@Mate397]

*que every woman who goes berserk for being rejected* Both sides have those kind of people.

[@noelcrist7109]

@@Ruger6992 not really. The chick was doing a live on Instagram and he was one of the people she brought on to talk to. Satire is scripted not a face time with fans. The guy was trying his best to cope with the embarrassment by projecting to the brother

[@Ruger6992]

@@noelcrist7109 his whole account is satire

[@johnbuster4268]

@@Ruger6992 Prop to him then. He acts so good I recoiled

[@vainpiers]

I had a man get angry at me because I wouldn't tell him exactly where I'm from because it made him feel like a creep. I actually was only saying the county because most people have no idea where my town is, on hour outside of london in Surrey is not a bad description.

[@awkwardnerd.]

Maybe he is a creep if that made him angry

[@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127]

@@awkwardnerd. yeah obviously it’s projection. He thinks he’s a creep, so he’s super defensive about it. Sorry women for all this shit, I had no idea it was such a common thing. Jesus some men need a life

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Well A: what business of his is that? And B: WHAT BUSINESS OF HIS IS THAT?

[@mattuwu9978]

I say the same thing, cuz no one knows where my town is. About 2.5 hours northeast of Salt Lake City, Utah. Or 10 minutes south of that one abandoned mining town that was on a couple ghost hunting shows Big ups to anyone who guesses my town :)

[@Jenacide]

I once had to stop for gas at like 2-3am in the morning while alone. Halfway through some dude comes down the street wearing a hoodie and suddenly starts walking diagonally across the streets straight towards me. I kept my door open and kept an eye on him ready to jump in, lock up, and take off if he got too much closer or made any sudden moves. He got really angry that I was looking at him and yelled at me for the offense I caused him. Like how dare I as a woman at 2 in the morning keep an eye on some strange lone man that's walking at me. So sorry I upset his possible attempt to sneak up on me by being aware of my surroundings 🙄

[@lilithgrave]

A lot of old men have that creep factor. You already know it's coming when they stare at you until you notice them. You think "oh fuck he's going to ask me if i have a husband".

[@KingOfGaymes]

One of the reasons I’m not working in retail ever again lol

[@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127]

Jesus. Some men need to get a fucking grrippppppp

[@kayakat1869]

Ugh, yes. I never make eye contact anymore.

[@wrenkennedy]

I just say i have a husband or bf

[@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe]

I think I'm the only girl here who found the old man kinda cute. I don't understand what feet fetishes feel like, but if anybody likes just admiring my feet, I just let them. It makes them happy, and to be real, doesn't hurt anybody. Man was looking at it like a fascinating piece of art.

[@msthecommentator2863]

5:56 Exactly. Creeps who prey on working employees are the fucking worst because most do it under the impression that the person they're preying on can't be mean to them. If the employee simply tells them off, it could mean a loss in sales, or - in the case of wait staff - smaller or even no tips. Some bosses would rather their workers eat that shit with a smile than say anything in retaliation, and that's just sad.

[@blueace1000]

Fr it’s so gross

[@Anna-jq4lp]

It’s so scary when guys start questioning you in a ‘flirty’ way like that, most of the time you have to just awkwardly laugh and push through it because you’re afraid of how they’ll react if you get rude.

[@deadlikedisco4726]

My fiancé and I love looking at DMs she gets from random dudes because it's sad and hilarious, but the "flirting" in public is super bizarre and borderline predatory.

[@Alka557]

Oh god…. That is low-key terrifying, I am very socially anxious, I end up overthinking about any conversation I have so situations like these are horrible, becareful and stay safe are the only advices I can give you, damn…

[@joshuataft5541]

Iv always assumed you can flirt without flirting if that makes sence..you jst hang normally and if you think it could work you ask if you wana do an activity that would jst be the 2 of you and if they say no..no big deal ...

[@zeallust8542]

Yeah, the closest thing I'll do to "flirting" with a girl thats working their job is just like a passive "Hey I like the way you do/color your hair, works for ya" and then leave. Like bruh, shes working, im not tryna ask somebody out when theyre already busy.

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

I can imagine. I mean some just might be genuinely oblivious and actually decent but having the potential to be hurt or worse is really scary.

[@imaginekudryavka9485]

There's a Tom Holland interview where the interviewer was so thistry it was awkward af. They asked trivia questions about Marvel and shot each other with like Spiderman silly string, and she was clearly answering wrong on purpose so he would shoot his.. web.. at her. And in general she was giggly and super obvious. Tom Holland handled it really well but you could see he was uncomfortable. That kinda stuff isn't cool for men _or_ women! It's a professional setting ffs. Women also get asked a lot of super creepy question about their bodies and their outfits in (superhero) movies but men do too, about their abs and so on. Not cool

[@wavemediaincorperated892]

my interactions with women outside of school and home go two way 1. passing by without saying anything 2. thanking them for bringing me the food in a restaurant or thanking them for the purchase i made that they scanned up at the store

[@wavemediaincorperated892]

@mai mai you know it mai ami, you know it

[@wavemediaincorperated892]

@mai mai we? who are you, the government?

[@wavemediaincorperated892]

@mai mai so you are my fbi agent? nice,

[@wavemediaincorperated892]

@mai mai i luv you my fbi agent, thank you for keeping me safe from cyber terrorists

[@wavemediaincorperated892]

@mai mai is it wrong that i like the nickname "channie" you gave me

[@Jenacide]

In my ideal fantasy dream business I'd have installed an "I am highly uncomfortable with this customer" button that sets a light off in my back office so I can come out and scare people like that away.

[@sizzitysy6969]

i used to work the nightshift at a truck stop with a lady coworker and i can confirm most dudes who come in are just so creepy towards her and some have even asked like "hey is she here" like wtf who is honestly thinking they're gonna get something going at 3 am

[@SpectralSuperSonic]

I see 2 minutes ago, I'm having tummy pains, the pains go away with the power of bacon. Bless these lads.

[@thesexman7334]

Did you seriously fucking say tummy

[@joekinnear4671]

really said "Tummy" 💀

[@matthewhibiscus8316]

Man said tummy

[@lucas_koala]

That's not just bacon .. that's alien bacon.... And did you just fucking speak the letters that are tummy? The fuck man? You can't be speaking the tummy without cringe... Don't be sorry be better

[@spacesheep_]

hey guys, i have a magic word. tummy

[@wendymccoy1093]

The sad truth is that pretty much every woman has a story like that.

[@wendymccoy1093]

@George Gershwin Obviously, yes. That doesn't take away from the sheer amount of women who deal with this everyday. We're taught to be constantly on guard and afraid.

[@cacophonousantiquarian8803]

That must get really grating.

[@KingOfGaymes]

@George Gershwin Just because some have it worse doesn’t mean it’s not still bad for others. If you broke your leg and someone else broke both legs, would you think your pain doesn’t matter? No. It would still hurt, even though it’s “not as bad”. Pain and problems have different levels. One doesn’t cancel out the other.

[@apexfenix9623]

I like two girls at work. But the way i flirt is just try to talk more. Maybe thats why im single and should do what this guy did. “Hey so uhhh. You like this department,” “Yeah.” “Nice nice, so you in school?” “Yeah.” “Where do you put your head down to sleep everynight?” “My pillow.” “Is your window unlocked?” Seems like a very logical and romantic conversation that i will have to try out, nothing could go wrong. Im sure guys not getting the hint is a huge turn on.

[@MFrog406]

What’s the passkey to your phone?

[@blueace1000]

“What’s your specific address?” “What time do you leave and enter your home?”

[@livymiso]

"Do you leave your car unlocked? How often do you check the back seat?"

[@kayakat1869]

The girl working is why I don't smile or make eye contact too much. I'm not even that pretty but creepy guys still find a way. The Henry Cavill interview was so hard to watch too. Sexual harassment is not fun.

[@fairiewinterbee]

wow sucks that women have to be polite and can't just be like "im not interested"

[@blackparademistress1]

Women have literally been murdered for saying they’re not interested. Take a fucking hint fellas if she’s not interested.

[@KingOfGaymes]

The fact that I could possibly die if I tell a guy “no”

[@blueace1000]

@@KingOfGaymes it sucks that people still don’t understand this and will get mad at the woman for “leading him on”

[@zeallust8542]

@@KingOfGaymes "this thing happened once therefore it always happens"

[@lukebingus9432]

@@zeallust8542 Im willing to bet you've experienced it 0 times lmao

[@Obscuredinsight]

"He's beaming those lil' piggies" holy shit that was fucking hilarious.

[@MrDrumboy17]

Love you too Aaron! But seriously both your individual channels as well as Alienbacon get me through my day, especially this year, so thank you guys too! I'm happy to support you guys!

[@quietvalerie1]

Guys like that are a major reason why I avoid working retail these days. You will be sexually harassed and have to smile through it politely because it's your job.

[@emilydotbug]

As a female I can say that we LITERALLY deal with creeps like that cashier had to deal with on a DAILY basis. And most of us (including me) have good manners so engrained in us that it's hard to just tell someone to "fuck off". I'm not saying men should never talk to women you're interested in they should just be better about picking up on whether your advances are welcome or not. Like in the instance of that cashier she CLEARLY was not enjoying the interaction and wanted it to end. Just be perceptive and pay attention.

[@CrankyB1tsch]

no, you just gotta learn how to be respected and stop giving off scared vibes cause predators can sense that

[@AleTitan]

@@CrankyB1tsch bruh that's not how it works lmao. "It's YOUR fault you're being harrased"

[@AleTitan]

Its not like she can just tell him to go away or anything because she could get written up or fired

[@seamusvestachious8023]

@@CrankyB1tsch so if zebras stop giving off “scared vibes” lions and jaguars will stop hunting them. got it. this is the dumbest thing I’ve heard

[@343DeltaSpark]

I can imagine the lives of their families, one second you're watching TV or reading a book and then all of a sudden you hear, "I WANNA SUCK ON THOSE TOES!"

[@viscountrainbows6452]

We live in an age where a TikToker unironically said that having an eating disorder was inherently fatphobic. Yeah.

[@Jay-st6sl]

*We live in a society*

[@Accidental.Creation]

Omg, the "Text us" thing was honestly the best part! Yeah, it was kinda cringe but it was also really, really funny imo.

[@DaRealKovi]

It's heartwarming to see them try, but they failed, sadly. It was funny cringe tho

[@sawk1875]

Its a good kinda cringe. Harmless and fun.

[@non-applicable3548]

I have always felt like it was inappropriate to ask out women on the clock, but I'm absolutely not an authority

[@emmadobbins694]

As someone who's experienced this **far** too often, it's extremely awkward-- not to mention you feel as if you can't react in a negative way or they'll complain and you might lose your job for being bad with customer service. We're **paid** to be nice to creeps! Not our choice.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

The last thing that one wants to do when working at a low-paying stressful hell of a job, is get hit on by a customer. If anything play it slick and slide me your phone number/social media deets discreetly along with your payment, iunno, get creative, and give people options. Maybe they'll get back to you, maybe they won't. And leave it at that.

[@Bert_Bertsson]

Yeah its pretty bad. People at work generally have to be nice as part of the job, hitting on them when they're working and can't get away is a bit creepy. No one minds friendly conversation, it can make a shift go quicker, but don't hit on people working.

[@zeallust8542]

@@emmadobbins694 Hey Emma, out of curiosity, as ive never been told that its bad, I sometimes give cashiers a small compliment while im checking out at the register, just little things like "Hey I really like the way you do your hair" and leave it at that. Is that too much? I never try to follow up on it or anything, just a little compliment. Is that bad? Edit: Also worth mentioning I never compliment their bodies, that would be straight up weird no doubt

[@sarahmcfadden8990]

I am soooooooo so glad the internet was not as wide spread when I was a kid. The would be so much cringe shit of me on there. And once it's on the internet, it's there forever.

[@targard.quantumfrack6854]

We are pretty much all cringe at times when we are kids. Some shit I did are now funny memories but yeah I'm glad internet wasn't really publicly available back in the days, let alone digital cameras lol.

[@KingOfGaymes]

Kids are inherently cringey, so yeah. I’m glad I didn’t have KZbin till I was older..

[@idontcareifyoureadthis451]

its really one of the most uncomfortable feelings when a guy(or anyone) does that when youre at work, like I have to almost "be kind" to them in a way cause "its my job"

[@dilanj0853]

Right when I’m about to eat y’all upload thank the gods

[@SKUNK_The_underdog]

Being stuck in the brother zone is the worst

[@Chestwolf]

"Most girls aren't that thirsty" Clearly Elvis hasn't met many drunk girls from small towns who used to be hot in school hit on a guy at the bar. They're confidence can be way too aggressive lol.

[@kittenlord2369]

POV: you ask someone out awkwardly then their brother starts talking from the other end of the phone

[@youhavebeengalaxyd9674]

the lady who did the BMI joke has specifically talked about her struggle with multiple EDs, things like binge disorder, bulimia, so it's really cruel when I see people making fun of her. She's genuinely trying to educate people and work on making sure her mind is healthy before she even considers anything with her body, which i find extremely admirable, especially since she's getting shit on by so many people all over the internet. Thank you for being respectful about her!!

[@yaogwai]

Her mind most likely isn’t gonna have a heart attack before her body does

[@cocolime6496]

@@yaogwai with attitude like yours her mind is probably going to make her off herself before a heart attack does. so stfu with your concern trolling

[@IIShardII]

"it's not often that you see women as thirsty as her" have you seen anime fandoms? or Witcher fandoms...? or like.. any fandom with male protagonists? they are just as bad as the guys can be. insufferable cringe.

[@KingOfGaymes]

At least they mostly thirst over fictional men, which they aren’t harassing.. Unlike what guys do to women..

[@IIShardII]

@@KingOfGaymes while you're right, that it's more common that guys do that, women do that too. it's just not as condemned as it should be :/ girls harass male cosplayers/models/actors all the time, even phisically. there was a famous case among the cosplayer community, i forgot her name, but that was pretty bad and a good example what it looks like when it goes into extremes. But again, yes, this is more rare.

[@fresanegra77]

Yeah, no, now thanks to you I retreat to my "no, I take no part in your community" way of watching and enjoying content.

[@williejones6446]

I think dating apps are actually some how making men have lower self esteem and should just try and meet people in public with actual words, and interactions that are not on a screen. Like I believe even just knowing how to have women around them is a foreign thing now if its not their mom. The word platonic feels dead.

[@LazyKingAus]

it goes both ways. some woman can't hold conversations

[@lonamaier4140]

The one with the chick getting hit on while working, I feel. I’ve had a creepy older dude (looked to be in his 30-40s) try to get my number while I was in high school working at McDonald’s. More recently at my current job I had a guy ask for my snap and another guy have a small conversation with me, pay, and just randomly gave me his number and left. I don’t get it, when I go to work I literally just throw my hair up and am in a shapeless, potato uniform. I’m also not there to pick up guys, I’m there to do my job. Not to mention none of them even asked if I was single 😑 (which I’m not).

[@philm4109]

People say men are sexist but then tweet shit like "only girls should order desserts/appetizers" like damn

[@Jenacide]

"A simple can I get your number. You want to go out sometime?" Thank you. That would be a thousand times better than what this dude is doing. No need to over complicate it.

[@Fern3552]

the Henry Cavill clip is literally just the vin diesel interview clip but the roles are reversed LMAO

[@ElvenHeart457]

Had a drunk guy come into my old job and I was just being polite and patient cause he was clearly drunk and I didn't want him to get violent. It was just me and my older female boss. Anyways he was old enough to be my father and he still randomly called me cute and asked for my number. Thank god he was drunk enough to believe me when I said I was 17. Called me jailbait, but he didnt try talking to me again. just stared at me while I pretended to do dishes until hos food was done.

[@rubylazer995]

most of this arnt cringe they are just sad to see how pathetic people can be, specialy the cry cry joker guy

[@adrianr2626]

my biggest problem with r/cringetopia is sometimes it's funny as fuck but the rest of the time it's just people posting like "haha trans ppl bad and gross"

[@CharlesWawa]

agreed

[@bigchubb5268]

Based opinion

[@alitahir5904]

I’m pretty socially awkward myself and do have issues with unintentionally making people u comfortable. But my god I will remember not to be like the guy who kept on bothering that lady. Just hit them up with some small talk and see if they bite, if not fucking leave god damn.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

"I'm feeling a bit of stranger danger rn bro." "Haha. You're cute." ☠☠☠

[@BrogieSmells]

7:36 I may just be deadpan and my sense of humor has been destroyed by things like vine and tiktok but I actually laughed out loud at that sign

[@f.ganzeru2563]

hitting on women or basically anyone while they are working just can be extremely awkward, if you really feel like you have to take your chances, just try to get over with it as quick as possible, be over with it in one sentence, say a nice thing and ask for the number and then get out of there so you dont bother anyone anymore

[@thisIsJwiley]

I agree. If she is feeling you she will slip you the number but if not move on and leave

[@DevastatedShrimp]

Finally a new alienbacon video it took forever🐷👽

[@deadlypoison9699]

If a person was like "do you want me or not" it could be asked if the other person was cheating

[@spliffyrodgers4266]

7:21 the fact I found this hilarious makes me worry about how my sense of humour is devolving

[@WilliamBlakeHall]

Mr Bacon. You most certainly are "banging" you sir are a intelligent man who loves his wife and child. Your parents did a great job!

[@Heldstar]

The Intro is getting louder and louder isn't it? xD

[@arnold20139]

That sucks for many males like Henry Cavill. He won't even date anyone cause he is legit afraid some woman will accuse him of sexual misconduct.

[@gothscvm2878]

Damn.... I thought the teen text sign was kinda funny. Not exactly for the reasons that the sign owner intended but the idea of a Campsite out in the middle of nowhere forest tree land. A place well known to be full of texting teens, like its a mall in 2002 a month after the Sidekick was released and a mish mash of "work it" by Missy Elliot, "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne and "Lip Gloss and Black" by Atreyu are being played simultaneously from multiple devices and directions.... SOMEHOW a campsite manager thought yes this will be a great joke.

[@gothscvm2878]

Never mind all of that... I am a big dumb moron who obviously ate chlorine pucks as a child. The joke is for the old boomers to giggle at while camping.

[@imscre4m368]

Saw the notification and i had to start watching this instantly.

[@JDUBBAU2]

What makes that one situation on that live more uncomfortable for that one dude is that he is alone so there is really nobody to back him up on his ass trash talking its just quiet so you know he lonely af

[@mattuwu9978]

6:19 If I see fried ice cream or anything that includes fudge on the menu, you better BELIEVE I am eyeing that down before the appetizers are ordered.

[@nintenjowo]

The first girl is actually recovering from an ED. It's very sad to see her get constantly shamed online. I hope she's doing alright-

[@SD-oi9gr]

Bmi is rubbish. My bmi put me in the overweight range when I’m so dangerously skinny I have 3 meal replacement milkshakes (600 calories each milkshake) prescribed by my doctors and they’ve told me to eat everything I can, the fattier and full of calories I can find.

[@SteffiHenri1992]

Did you mean to write underweight?

[@blazehodges]

@@SteffiHenri1992 i think they meant to say overweight or else bmi wouldn't be rubbish

[@SD-oi9gr]

@@SteffiHenri1992 no? Bmi said I’m overweight when I basically skin and bones.

[@yaogwai]

Yes Just like everything For *certain people* it is not an accurate health marker

[@LazyKingAus]

@@SD-oi9gr meaning you dont work out much lol.

[@deadpoolnerd]

Good lord that dude hitting on the cashier just made me wish I could jump through cyber space to that moment and just dropkick this man. Conversation should've just ended seven times over.

[@Nasiruify]

“Get outta the brother zone?” To what other zone is there when he is the brother

[@joshuataft5541]

That campground sign vidio was funny..they had sence of humor for sure

[@pafaccount4454]

BMI is not BS. It is not super accurate, but thats because it estimates it.

[@bajablast6732]

The campground shit actually made me chuckle a bit

[@dclark4422]

I feel bad for the cashier because I got treated the same way she did. Guys would ask me out and make me so uncomfortable. I was so frightened that I had to leave the register and cry.

[@BoringTroublemaker]

Men: don’t hit on women at work. We are obligated to be nice to you even if you are being ultra creepy and making us super uncomfortable. Don’t be that guy

[@saucyguy4982]

Isn't pig supposed to be a musician? How come the intro and outro sounds like it's been to gehenna and back, blasting through my speakers and then when it's just them talking it's the quietest thing ever. Surely one of them know how to mix audio?

[@AleTitan]

Maybe they have an editor

[@saucyguy4982]

@@AleTitan why does the editor suck?

[@songhill6788]

fellas is is it feminine to order desert?

[@wavemediaincorperated892]

def 100% ordering desert makes you trans, no lie no scam

[@mzadro7]

@@wavemediaincorperated892 we do a little bit of trolling

[@Diemova1]

Finally i can become a femboy

[@songhill6788]

@@Diemova1 it is a good day

[@tycko4]

@PestoMayo that means you're double feminine. And since 2 of the same thing cancels each other out, you're no longer feminine, youre masculine.

[@emperorblackman5710]

Uggggh Why do I know exactly where this comic bookstore is and this creepy shit happens.

[@_Kuma_]

Uhhh BMI isn’t bs lol it’s just a general rule we use in healthcare to estimate height/weight proportion. It doesn’t factor in things like muscle, but that doesn’t make it bad. It’s not an extremely accurate system, but it isn’t meant to be either. If you’re 300lbs and 5’0, you’re most likely unhealthy even if you don’t see your BMI being obese anyway.

[@Chirashin]

Yeah, i think the problem is thinking to the extremes. Me and many of my friends (social media also) were obsessed with the scale and the overall "ideal weight" some years ago and it really impacted my life to a point that still affects me to this day. I circle around 147 lbs and I'm almost 5'4", meaning that I'm in the border (24.9) of overweight and was like that that time,i fantasized about being like my friend, who was two Inches taller but about 110. However a visit to the doctor told me I was at my ideal weight, and the lowest I could go was 141 or pushing 138 on the extreme. Me being stubborn i tried to get to this extreme,but with time realized there's many other things i can do for my health even if i gain weight (in muscle) and I'll never be built like my friend. Sorry for the rant, i conclude that stuff like BMI calculators and comparative scales like the Victoria secret angel's shouldn't be available to struggling kids and only be used in medical consultations

[@khailils446]

Anyone have the link for the orange shirt guy video? I want to indulge in the comments.

[@Memethief499]

I found a spider in my ear

[@rossmore4682]

whats his name?

[@Memethief499]

@@rossmore4682 guisseppi

[@rossmore4682]

@@Memethief499 i know him, hes nice

[@salem1281]

These young kids online are so embarrassing. I'm so glad I'm an adult lmfao that cringe was ungodly. His tongue was BLUE

[@CrackingCody]

You know it's good cringe when you have to pause the video because it makes you cringe far too much.

[@maverickmayhem4280]

I worked at the dollar tree and I told this really old guy (think in his 70s) his total. So he handed me a few bills, then goes, "and since you've been a good little girl I have the change for you too." I told him not to call me that and he started making fun of me basically insinuating that I was being oversensitive and was acting oblivious, like there wasn't anything wrong with talking to a stranger who's young enough to be his granddaughter like that. And his lady friend was next in line and seriously asked me what my problem was with her friend.....as if she heard none of what happened. I was so shocked I don't even remember what I stammered out. After they left I just collapsed to my knees at my register and started violently sobbing...my boyfriend will lovingly call me his good girl when he like gets me to agree with something nice about myself or something, so having this old strange man call me such a thing made me feel so violated. I was 18 by the way when that happened. I also look really young, I have a baby face and am 5'1, so it's not like he thought I was 30 which still would've been bad. And that's just one of my stories of harrassment in retail.

[@LALALASingASong1]

you guys look like the walmart version of link and rhett. i don’t mean that as an insult lol. love you guys and your content

[@sebsatianwolf855]

The new Joker be like "i always thought Tik Tok was a drama... but i realise it a comedy *insert e-boy laugh*"

[@thestonepilot8242]

Damnit Elvis...it wasn't until THAT GUY...have I had to just be like, I can't

[@Zyamotic]

i got one european mall ad and tough the video already started..

[@block4562]

I'm a single guy over 30 with no kids, if anything you'd think I'd be prime real estate?

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

When the guy said you're cute to the girl, I would've just said have a nice day lol

[@baileybrian9560]

lol i'm well aware of that first girl Jamie, she is in deep deep denial.

[@KaytheWooper]

Yeah and her fans can’t take criticism

[@jennifersanchezZ414]

If Pic would ask me "do you wan't me" in the cringiest way possible in the middle of a street, I would answer "precisely" 👌

[@boozehound5706]

Damn that intro is so loud, once again you guys blow my ear drums

[@Chestwolf]

Plot Twist: the guy hitting on the girl at the store was actually Joker laugh guy the whole time.

[@YourSirLordChip]

The amount of time I've had to turn down old ass dudes that are my dad's age is so bad and I just say I'm not interested or just have to be polite legit when I worked in a bar I had an old ass dude come in with his 17 year old son and try and hit on me and my dad picked me up because I had no car at the time the dude had the audacity to even ask my dad if he could get permission to date me like are you kidding me his son was legit only 3 years younger then me at the time it's fucking creepy

[@Charlesgerb]

Pig just for the record y’all some handsome boys you compete with Henry in your own way

[@LeRodz]

Ngl the "translated for teenagers" one really worked for me, but for the wrong reason Funniest shit ever

[@thatlemonadeguy6742]

"I'm glad I'm not a woman" oh no believe me, I got harassed several times at an old job by both genders. At least there's equality on that.

[@_Kuma_]

2:08 It’s kpop stans too…. They talk about “duality” but like, it’s just a human with emotions.

[@ladystein2246]

Guy: "do u want me, or not?" Girl: "I'm a lesbian"

[@simlover00]

@11:34 I hate guys that act like that. He clearly got embarrassed and is using this as a way to cover it up. 🤣

[@madpro7202]

6:40 is fucking ridiculous. How the fuck im paying for the entire date but can't eat what I want

[@mizutsunebubbledragon3382]

I've had chicks not take a hint sometimes at my job . It's just retail that really brings out the creeps sometimes lol

[@divineeegoddess]

The intro always hypes me uppp

[@GiggaVega]

That last dude, I am 100% certain she would rather he was looking directly at her chest instead of her feet. Girlfriend feet are nice but this guy brings it to a whole new worship level lol

[@marksadplier9451]

The first girl, she described her Recovery route from ED :)

[@royallebluu7462]

I am the Toe Goblin. Come to me, My Little Piggy's.. Where's your Big Bad Wolf now hmmmm?

[@mtneves77]

How about full screening videos and images so we can see them better Im casting to my tv and cant see.

[@beccabunnie2344]

I felt so much overworked mom energy from Elvis after the 3rd or 4th "or STARE at our FEET" when he said "...Yes." lol

[@Halfendymion]

Literally got an Oscar Mayer bacon ad on this video

[@112523]

hey ladies. its ok to tell a man youre not interrested. and if youre a cashier and theyre trying to flirt with you. its ok to tell them to move on so you can help other customers. if they dont move away just call security. especially do that if you get a sad fuck like in the video cuz that guy aint gonna leave you alone also, if a guy says "bro" in every sentence then its safe to ignore the, those people are kinda worthless

[@emmettgraves4925]

I don’t usually feel cringe as much as most in these types of videos. Like the sexual harassment ones just make me mad, the kids being dumb just make me laugh, but Jesus fucking Christ that video of the “so do you want me or nah” kid made me cringe so hard my fucking eyes watered.