Hiring an apprentice was a mistake... Lawn Mowing Simulator!

[@karenscicluna6170]

How can this guy make such a basic game so interesting? Love the work!

[@doubbleb_23]

I know right! Like the power washing sim is probably one of the most boring type of game in my opinion, but he makes it so interesting, that I can't not watch them!

[@joshsidlow9574]

Because he's a basic guy, who's so interesting

[@arkadye]

@12:30 The Bowling for Soup song is "Girl All The Bad Guys Want" and the line is "she wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means". Turns out a two-way is not an item of clothing but a two-way pager. Regular pagers are old proto-mobile phone technology (actually around since the 60s) that allowed you to receive short text or voice messages wirelessly. A two-way pager has a limited ability to reply as well. These days they've been replaced mostly by mobile phones. I remember in the early 90s my dad used carry one when he was the doctor on call and needed to be contactable out of normal work hours. In the music video you can see the eponymous girl reading a message from her two-way pager right at the end.

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

This is the comment I was waiting for!! Thanks for enlightening me, turns out I do know female clothing after all huh? 😅

[@twinsehgal]

Something tells me that apprentice is an architect

[@horatioyen256]

no he is royalty

[@jannejohansson3383]

X)

[@Verø.6]

Yeah he is an architect. I know who an architect is by simply seeing their eye color.

[@NoahNixon-vy9if]

@@Verø.6 wait what eye colour is that of an architect

[@Verø.6]

​@@NoahNixon-vy9if green, blue and architect grey.

[@wbtigress3173]

Random fact: we cut the grass in horse paddocks all the time. It keeps the snake population down, allows them and us to see the ground for any hazards like holes or debris, and keeps them from overeating.

[@Metroid4ever]

I've read tall grass also can house parasites too, so keeping the grass a certain length for the horses to graze is important for their gut health.

[@wesgregg6451]

Snakes can't see the ground unless the grass has been cut? The copperheads hereabouts seem to prefer tall grass. Ambush predators, methinks.

[@harshshah6977]

I have a humble suggestion. Absolutely love the lawn mowing series. However, it is difficult to follow the series without going through your "videos" tab. Even though it is a 3 part series, your videos are not recommended in a sequential manner due to a lack of numbering. If you could add something such as "Part 1, 2 3" or "#1, #2, #3" in your titles, it will not only be a comfort for viewers to follow the series, but it will also promote the KZbin algorithm to push your series more. - KZbin Gaming Channels often number their series, even if they do 3 or 4 videos on one game. - KZbin wants to achieve maximum viewership from one viewer, which can be achieved effectively with the help of a series, just like Lawn Mowing Simulator. You definitely have the content quality, be it City Skylines, Polybridge, Hydroneer, etc. Appreciate the efforts you put into your videos.

[@notmychannel8602]

If it helps, he does create a playlist for each game with the vids in the correct order.

[@brooza664]

@@notmychannel8602 This one isn't in the playlist

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

Yeah check out playlists, the videos are always in order in there. Adding part numbers to the title actually has a negative impact on views btw, if your video is called part 3 then no one new will watch it... KZbin is all about trying to attract a new audience!

[@VinayVarsani]

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming interesting that you say that because I found your channel from human fall flat part 2 and then I went back to watch part 1 first and then every other video 😂

[@rogervanbommel1086]

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming this is indeed absolutely false

[@StapleCactus]

That apprentice is why you always start new hires with weeding. If they can keep up for a few months, you can give them the weedeater. The lawnmower is the top position because the finish is extremely important, so you want the guys to see how it's done by watching you.

[@divingeveryday]

I love how much I learn here. Castles. Walls! Mind Blown!!

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

Always learning!

[@groundsymphony]

More of this streaming content please!, it’s weirdly more enjoyable because you talk about absolutely everything I’ve never heard in other creator videos and it’s oddly exciting xD

[@vjbanana5825]

He has a channel for the full streams in his twitch stream

[@groundsymphony]

@@vjbanana5825 oh really? I didn’t know that omg it’s not like he told us every 30 secs

[@vjbanana5825]

My bad hehehehe

[@groundsymphony]

@@KRAKENKLUB hahaha bad day at work? Go watch CNN if you want to see “informative contents”

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

BuT hE hAs EnGiNeEr In HiS cHaNnEl NaMe! 😅 yeah, you're in the wrong place if you want informative content mate!

[@themaskedmusician4846]

I loved the voice over of the apprentice and I also laughed so hard when he said hut cieght

[@MaxE69]

Love the acting, it does say "Mr Lawn Barber" failed the job tho lol

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

Haha yeah I couldn't be bothered to edit that out lol, good spot!

[@daveyboi4344]

I'm in the backlog of RCE videos and he casually mentions Escape the Fate, my high school emo band of choice. Love it.

[@Flaroon]

it cant be just me but I smiled at the Kermit joke at the beginning

[@person9526]

Same

[@lietajucemaciatko383]

I sexualize women

[@vincentweatherly9991]

Same

[@KiopysPlace]

@@lietajucemaciatko383 most random ass reply award goes to-!

[@simo_2462]

"The solution to everything is SPEEEEED AND POWEEEER". You should do a lawn mowing video just using the good old SPEEED AND POWER

[@jeggehek6934]

Or as jacksepticeye would say speed is key

[@alistairogara]

I'm so glad this is a running series! I work in a workshop for a council with quite a big horticultural section, I love seeing all these machines (Yes, I'm a nerd)

[@kadinholt760]

Okay

[@christophersavignon4191]

That storytime was a surprise. I thought you put the cuddly toy in to cover up a naughty prize that appeared in the actual show. Then it turns out it was the only one that wasn't censored.

[@CleaveBuscemi]

Oh man, Escape The Fate is a name I haven't heard in a long time. "SITUATIONS! Are irrelevant now, she loves the way that I tease, I love the way that she breathes" Oh man... The shit I used to listen to. I still do, but I used to too.

[@CleaveBuscemi]

@@lucassvedlund3851 when he mentions the rock opera singing. The story starts around 17:30, and he mentions Escape The Fate around 18:15 (edited for correct timestamp)

[@Loganstillman]

I'm so glad to hear that it's not just carpenters that talk crap about architects.

[@JarbyStar]

It was cool to see what happens in the twitch videos, it's made me want to watch you live on twitch!

[@Rudester95]

Never thought I’d look forward to lawn mowing simulator content but this is hilarious and well worth the time!!

[@FerrumAnulum]

You ALOMST said "peace, love, and plants" Does someone watch Mumbo Jumbo? >u>

[@dancycypress680]

hell yeah baby

[@aozzya1563]

He says "Peace, love, and 'insert word relating to video here'" a lot

[@dancycypress680]

yes "peace, love and apprenters are bad"

[@jobless2011]

I believe RCE should play thief simulator :) Great video btw, very entertaining :)

[@fauzyabdallah8158]

Is he becoming a lawyer?

[@ceppoc]

I agree with the not showing your face skit. watching someone playing games without knowing what they look like makes it so we imagine what their face could look like. when we eventually see that person we might get shocked or dissapointed. I'd rather not have a face reveal just so I don't get shocked by your gorgeous face😘😘

[@MauroScomparin]

On the opera stuff, totally get you Matt, I used to opera over sepultura's arise in the car with my sister, good times

[@luqmanhakimi7139]

I just watched the first part of lawnmower simulator and now there's a new one

[@yajnesh9585]

I believe Elliot was an architect before he left it to ruin other's jobs!

[@Adam-ne2qo]

2:12 ah yes I agree, the field doesnt look like it should be *moaned*

[@Alex-pe4xh]

16:04 little snack at work

[@anthonyh9527]

I love this man’s tone in his videos 😩😩😩

[@rune1994]

YES FINALY ANOTHER LAWN MOWING SIMULATOR

[@jameslutes7478]

Next to the summer camp I went to this summer there was a building that had an ontario association of architects sign.

[@Skulldarkz]

Random tidbit here, you said you don't like to run over animals and I really appreciate that. My brothers emotional support dog "Hercules" got hit and killed 4 days ago and we've all been torn up over it. Weird how I've been hearing a lot of stuff like this recently but I respect you mate, you're a real one.

[@togavibes]

(Not) sorry for being a Horse Girl, but I mow my pastures for a couple reasons, one because it makes it easier for them to move around, and two because it actually changes the nutrient and sugar concentration in the grass. Shorter grass is more nutrient dense and more palatable, and is easier to digest. It also helps me keep track of weeds they shouldn't be eating or anything left in there. And it helps make sure they graze evenly and don't leave parts ungrazed because the grass is too long and not palatable.

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

Interesting, just don't let the horses eat the cut grass. Pretty sure that's bad for them right?

[@silverdirtdraws9828]

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming cut grass is only bad if it's had a chance to begin decomposing

[@togavibes]

@@silverdirtdraws9828 yes, exactly. I harrow the fields to break it up so it doesn't have a chance to mold in big piles. Some people rake it up (sounds hard). I guess some mowers come with like a bag or something to collect clippings?

[@silverdirtdraws9828]

@@togavibes all mowers ive seen come with a bag, (push mowers) I dont use them, can't be effed emptying them 3 times for one yard

[@togavibes]

@@silverdirtdraws9828 oh yeah the push mowers I see have em, but I use a zero turn riding mower cause there's no way in hell I'm doing a 3 acre pasture with a push mower. The harrow also helps spread manure lol.

[@tommy8214]

Hey RCE, I was wondering if you still play cities skylines? I recently started watching it and you have a very creative mind for the layout 😂

[@AFKin]

Why do i look forward to seeing you play this? i don't know but I love watching it!

[@tolbtown.]

You have good taste in music! Escape the Fate is a lost treasure

[@lonelyPorterCH]

Okay, now I have to watch the other lawn mowing video^^ Damn, you seem to put a lot of effort into them :D

[@NitinKumar]

That grandma voice haha dude you're my favorite KZbin no joke xD

[@AhmedIbrahim-hs7kk]

The title and thumbnails are amazing

[@bayster2969]

Keep it up favourite KZbinr atm

[@ImLousy]

The fact RCE doesn’t know what she’s wearing in that Bowling For Soup song is quite funnily apt as the lyric is, “She wears a two way, but I’m not quite sure what that means.”

[@ImLousy]

Also I went down a rabbit hole, and have come to the conclusion that no one truly knows what a two way is referring too.

[@alienamzal477]

Loved that Elliot impression

[@benmcdaniel]

Clara wanted to call it CLARINET.

[@Angel.Alfaro]

I love his laugh 😂 and his voice is so soothing and I love all the things I learn while watching his videos since I want to be an engineer

[@calapout]

Really enjoy watching you playing that game. If you do actually get a wheel to play it I recommend you to also try farming simulator 19. The 22 is also getting out by the end of the month and I feel that if you had fun cutting the grass, you might like also harvesting the crops in fs19 like wheat and barley. You can also do contracts to try equipments and you can also cut wood with some machinery.

[@brianmcdowell5041]

The bowling for soup lyrics are "she wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means." It's tiny under that gives a wedgie on both sides. Add tiger stripes to it and it'll be the newest bestest underwear around!...and through.

[@masterpig5s]

Relatability is actually an idea I’d forgotten about with no face. Mine’s mainly because I don’t want the casual employer to have immediate confirmation.

[@Pirikala_]

I'm french and I just have to say that I LOVE your accent !

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

Merci!

[@fillrocks78]

If it’s think try the side discharging instead of the mulch kit

[@ceeceecastaldo8996]

I love your humor! I look forward to every vid.

[@duythuchoang5095]

That sound at the start, I don't know how to spell it, but it is cute, change my mind

[@indymay5760]

Istg your voice is so calming to me it helps me get to sleep but in a good way

[@canthaveshitinohio]

Thanks for the vids!

[@Combatllamaa]

Another RCE video, my day is complete.

[@Rome88136]

Love your videos mate, keep up the good work

[@tindiver]

Story time with matt is the best

[@therookiegamer2727]

6:03 ah yes Matt with time story

[@gabovarga7941]

14:47 there was a headphone on the stone wall

[@pig5948]

I got a lawnmower add before being allowed to watch this masterpiece 😳

[@nicholasfuller340]

Could we have some timelapses? I'd love to see lawns being mowed at high speeds!

[@DarronPotter]

That Kermit joke was toad-aly daft

[@snakeatwar]

Like button BOOSHED properly. More please! :)

[@xc5tnc148]

Ilove how someone made a game based off the punishment minigame in Canis Canem Edit

[@SageGamingPro]

Love how he is addicted to a virtual Lawn Mowing video game. I would’ve never thought a man in his 30s would like a LAWN MOWING video game

[@DaftFader]

Watch a half wit do half widths! Hahaha I actually laughed at that. XD

[@monad_tcp]

15:54 its the Spice, Melange

[@baconbird33gaming97]

I just got a lawnmower advert before this video they are taking over

[@isaiaslopez8567]

JAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ I LAPGHED (english not first language) WITH THE APRENTICE RECORD REVIEW JAJAJAJAJAJAAJJA

[@satnaav]

I like how I had a lawn mower add durning this video

[@aali778]

I keep reading "Story Time with Matt" as "Matt time with story"

[@StapleCactus]

Isn't it, though? It's his time and you get a little story as a bonus.

[@JasonGrames]

Elliot is a legend

[@XIndependent77]

Can’t wait to see another video !

[@captainsnekk]

Make this a series

[@329gaming3]

Lorne Mower? Genius

[@carlosee88]

Thanks for the vid Mattyboiii

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

Anything for you!!

[@dantheogaming3560]

Matt is like a comedy

[@cannedparty3863]

Yoo, my twitch chat was actually in the vid (I was the 3 individual snakes one)

[@ramrod126]

I don't think it was even intentional but Clara-net had me laughing like crazy.

[@drakekay6577]

Lawn Barber is gonna barber a lawn!

[@cidsapient7154]

i mean i was expecting it to be bad but... the level of bad is completely hilarious like someone got really drunk and tried to teach a kid how to mow a lawn

[@ajcollins15]

Bring up escape the fate nearly had me thinking back to my high school days 🤣🤣

[@meltedcalippo]

Had to rewind the intro to work out what that sound effect was...

[@RealCivilEngineerGaming]

And your answer is...?

[@ClamantesDaemonium]

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming Kazooie jumping in Banjo Kazooie?

[@meltedcalippo]

@@RealCivilEngineerGaming Wow, I would never have got that. My best guess was it was you shouting your favourite cheese but sped up (brie).

[@Helicard]

Without a shaft there is no tip. William Shakespeare

[@hectorvanderaa]

you could turn the rpm down to reduce your speed

[@KingMentz]

cant wait to see more of these✨

[@ThePsyko420]

Lol rock opera...making me think of nightwish

[@lukey666lukey]

My day is now complete

[@TheMrCorn1]

I like to read it as Matt with time story

[@smoothwalrus9354]

I think we need a mod where instead of stretching he dabs like a madlad

[@maxrigby8766]

Well he's called Eliet, you asked for it..

[@Matthew0814]

You gotta turn the throttle down in order to not blow your engine up in tall grass

[@greatunclekeefie]

If you found the dog you could put the turd back where it came from

[@Kevbo2040]

Oh wow, did anyone hear that, right at the beginning? I had no idea Lawn Mowing Simulator included breegulls as a bird you can hear! (For real, no one else has commented/noticed that RCE included a Kazooie sound effect?)

[@pranjalmajumdar3326]

When do you usually stream?

[@aquated-p]

Oh right. Hire you friend to ruin someone else's garden together.

[@XavierEmeralds]

"There's like three snakes in the UK" Me from Florida, having seen three different snakes just this week: 😐

[@darkSorceror]

Shmelliot is the new Shmichael

[@fazer_6]

Play more of this game please!

[@MrSammotube]

Why do I want to keep watching this?!

[@NinjaEsprit]

Zero F's for architects

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

Where can I get one of these Hutt Kites? I'm a big fan of Jabba and flying kites.