His Girlfriend Has a Boyfriend (Love After Lockup)

[@Tenma2411]

He is the guy who continues to sit on your sofa when everybody left and you say, ''well, im gonna go to bed, goodnight'' and instead of getting up and leaving he just sits there even when you turn off the lights.

[@shalinalewis2957]

😂😂😂

[@shardioctober6161]

😂😂

[@theteleisewilliamsexperience]

Tracy Morgan did this at Prince house after a party.

[@lynnalexander9674]

😂,😂😂😂😂

[@lynnalexander9674]

​@@theteleisewilliamsexperiencereally? "Prince" as in the GOAT Prince?

[@mandisaaaa9720]

I love Daontes friend so much, the way he hit that table like that was the most correct reaction to Daontes blatant stupidity

[@Jewel_Screaming_Chango8387]

I thought that was his older brother

[@kayp747]

Exactly

[@RubyBlueUwU]

@@Jewel_Screaming_Chango8387 I think he basically is, he’s taking care of him like an older brother lmao

[@taetae2400st]

I think he’s a little off

[@MyNameIsUnavailable]

@Tae Tae he's not off, he's on... On the spectrum

[@raydragerns3657]

"They walked right past him" that is the correct response when an ex shows up at your wedding, they should've kept walking.

[@oscarisaksson4809]

She is a bad person tho

[@AB-nk5wv]

Dang I was really hoping they continued walking. But they probably knew he was there beforehand since they’re clearly on camera and you can hear them very well.

[@BrokenRobot3K]

why you say it like that werent trash people too

[@caseyphelps6232]

He shouldn’t have gone but he was invited,then acting like he showed up out of nowhere is weird.(then he jumped from behind a tree that was weird too)

[@Jay-11]

@@BrokenRobot3KExactly like wth Lmaoo the person who made this comment probably like them

[@BlackkRiot]

The fact that Daonte has a friend that has been in his life for such a long time and has the patience, love, and respect for him to stay by his side this whole time and not give up on him out of frustration is extremely rare these days especially as a man. Most people would just use him for his kindness and/or keep him around as the punch line for all of their jokes.

[@RubyBlueUwU]

For real, and who is still giving him good advice despite being ignored at every turn, which I’m sure most of us know first hand is crushing and exhausting when you care about someone, especially when you’re left to pick up the pieces afterwards. Daonte has NO idea how lucky he is to have someone like that around, because I would not blame that dude for giving up after this.

[@C3p0pussiboi]

Everything about him allll made sense when I saw he was from Newport News Virginia… that tracks. And she’s Virginia Beach, yep. It could only be smfh hahah

[@Juiceharlot]

"She doesn't love me because I have money, she loves me because I give it to her." Lmaoooooooooo I am screaming

[@king-ghost1027]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PaulAllen786]

FR 😂🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@deenasijo575]

9:22 9:22

[@michpratt1]

I died at 2:15 with your “uh-oh” after he said “It’s like I got different voices in my head” 😂Perfect

[@theartistcherrypi6454]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mauricecarroll243]

It felt so improvised and authentic. Like it wasn't supposed to be there but it just fit. That uh oh sounded like it was in the room with daonte

[@jameer7565]

​@@mauricecarroll243Hell yeah it was like a hidden detail 😂

[@lineakristensen1821]

That's what I love about quick slice. My absolute favourite moment of his commentary was on love is blind when Chealsea falls iff the couch and he is like "oh, there she goes". It's such a small thing, The comedic tone and timing is just on point! I've honestly watched the love is blind debacle(4 or 5 videos) like 10 times. It's all freaking hilarious 😂

[@Leoprincess3038]

😂😂😂😂 I'm rewatching this jewel and just saw that part

[@kimaniwaiyaki1603]

Daonte has a great support system with his hilarious friend and his no-nonsense mother!! They will ALWAYS set him straight😂

[@raydragerns3657]

It's too bad he's legally an adult cause he doesn't have to listen.

[@gibran6190]

He needs a handler

[@chelseyspaws1560]

@@gibran6190caretaker* 😂

[@nickgavis0305]

Lol they will try at least

[@doctordeath2551]

@@gibran6190 he needs a check

[@anthonymoore7196]

There’s not a doubt in my mind that the producers “suggested” he crash that wedding.

[@Secter84]

Well obviously dude they were all mic'd up and shit🎤🎙️ 😂😂

[@shrimpchip37]

“She doesn’t just love me because I have money, she loves me because I give it to her” 💀💀💀

[@ichoosemysanity6467]

🤣🤣

[@dinaoser7725]

Funny as the Pus*y He ain't getting.

[@marcrose3403]

😂😂😂

[@tvbuu]

Pro simp

[@The_Hairy_Hermit]

​@@tvbuu If you say that 5 times while crying in the mirror Deontay appears.

[@tomoates8568]

I legitimately feel depressed after watching Dante's life for these few short minutes. This is just sad. I'm gonna go get a drink

[@CW-fh2ql]

😂😂😂😂

[@madamefeast4824]

I've already had a few and it is still sad lol

[@sabir1208]

​@@madamefeast4824 same LMAO. He ZERO self awareness

[@mlw9195]

Why he did it to himself there were girls he went on dates with that were cute but didn’t pursue them

[@litzburger]

I'm coming with you

[@Katragine]

Him dressing up only to hide in the woods like a shadow took me tf out 💀💀 I have no sympathy for this guy

[@Rico401Prov]

He should’ve just pulled up to the ceremony and said he objects. That would’ve been tv gold seeing their reactions!

[@BlackaneseCantRap]

Him standing behind the tree is fuckin tv gold. That shit had me deadddddd

[@ojs5988]

An objection is dramatic for sure but him just lurking in the shadows was way funnier

[@terrra_2024]

You don't have to have sympathy, but some empathy goes a long way. This guy is obviously not all there in the head but we are all human, and he's kinda being exploited for our amusement. It's like human bear baiting.

[@j.a.hernandez9742]

son got pressed by a dyke LMFAO

[@JTM1987]

The “I’m Daeonte” bit kills me every time hahaha.. also Chuck’s “who wants a burger” .. Slice you’re hilarious lol

[@IToastMySocks]

I love the 2nd delivery, like hes just defeated no one wants a burger.

[@deenasijo575]

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[@iidalyytikainen5779]

Her name is mahogany

[@IntrovertedOreo]

This dude is the meaning of "lack of social awareness" but I respect his weird sense of confidence 😂 buddy got ignored and yelled at lol

[@kevinshepherd6306]

And fought a damn dyke

[@GameChanger-xi4iy]

Lack of a brain, more like.

[@Pure_Sin666]

@@purestqinah he special 😂

[@wesgrubbs8437]

He's slower than pond water...

[@DBZAOTA482]

He's also an Uncle Tom

[@Leon-Lee-R]

I can't even feel sorry for Deontay because he brought all of his pain and suffering upon himself. He is a S.I.M.P. and those type of people don't know how to love themselves first.

[@wavestation999]

They lack self respect

[@peekaboots01]

That's what makes it so sad.

[@eternelleee]

⁠That’s not a bad thing. Why do people think simping is the most terrible thing? I’d rather be in a relationship with a simp than an abuser. That’s a no-brainer for me, but idk about you though, lmao.

[@frostnova2144]

How can a man be so close to common sense (via his family and friends) yet so far 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@deathchronicles6960]

Mk ultra generatin hit hard. Actually we look like we have a robot mind already where we dont even have the right to control our brain...

[@IonizedComa]

the result of being fatherless

[@Auntkekebaby]

Fabulous comment! SCREAMING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Auntkekebaby]

@@IonizedComa Nah, he's just slow

[@lavinder11]

​@@IonizedComaNah. He'd obsessed with yt skin. He'd have plenty of common sense if Nicole was Black.

[@amaric3028]

Imagine waking up at 3am to see daonte standing over you with that awkward weird smile 😂😂😂

[@elijahross9644]

😅I’m daonte

[@bean2557]

The picture of Daonte hiding behind the tree needs to be a meme omg 😂😂😂

[@isaacmettle]

I feel 4 him. I’ve done DUMB THINGS when I was 18.(I’ve still do dumb things now) I watch red pill stuff so I’m in a better place.I CAN PULL A UNIVERSAL REVERSE CARD.

[@Jewel_Screaming_Chango8387]

@@isaacmettle idk how old you are but that redpill stuff wasn’t around much til prob 2016 deoante wasn’t exposed to it when it matters most early teens through mid 20s he’s in his mid 30s now and learning the hard way multiple times

[@sofiblinka2300]

@@isaacmettle that's the worst way to learn.

[@spf_500]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@ZazooEel57]

​@@isaacmettleyikes.

[@Dee-zx9zm]

this was the funniest thing i ever saw i couldnt help but to dm on IG to just let him know how hilarious him just popping out of bushes and saying whatup was and he just responded back with like 10 crying laughing faces- he knows that was hysterical and he just wants to be on tv is what i took from that lol

[@jeremiahcarraway6419]

Damn is he really fo sho. This too funny

[@jeremiahcarraway6419]

What’s his ig

[@uirkiiioioo]

Lmaooo that's shits crazy did you?

[@curnies]

Slice and love after lockup are a match made in heaven honestly

[@katsuramatsumoto3727]

90 Day Fiance is his side chick 😘😘

[@Vlex24]

Lmaooo "they treated him like an NPC, whose Quest they weren't interested in"

[@ThatsJustEric]

😂😂😂😂

[@mariakelly90210]

Daonte has something wrong with his decision making skills and Love After Lockup needs to stop having him on the show. This is just plain wrong.

[@RAJOHN-ke7mc]

I agree. He appears to have poor executive functioning skills. He might be on the spectrum

[@vante2129]

@justinb7494 it's hilarious to people with nothing better to do nothing about this is funny he's obviously a little slow

[@vante2129]

@@RAJOHN-ke7mc thank you someone who actually knows wtf they're talking about

[@nickgavis0305]

Do you honestly think this show isn’t scripted?

[@citi360]

@@nickgavis0305 This!

[@LuciixLucci]

“Damn ain’t even no one outside…IM TRYNA STUNT!” 🤣🤣😎

[@ocean8332]

"You can barely make out a Daonte shaped figure" 😂😂

[@spf_500]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@420monster6]

"It's like I got different voices in my head." Uh oh! That shit got me 🤣💀

[@hannah-joysutherland7817]

The little "uh oh" you did when he said he has voices in his head was..perfect...another great video 🤙

[@ifyouknowyouknow6964]

Lmaooo!💀😂

[@islandgurlpurple]

You guys don’t give him enough credit for how hilarious he his😂 “Ain’t nobody out here, I was tryna stunt”

[@SolidSnakeMirageXIII]

I'm so happy you returned to him bc your first episode on him is one of my fave videos of yours

[@A.Lost.Astronaut]

oh no she found jessica jr lmao

[@steffenflindt8670]

One of the best videos on KZbin

[@the1only467]

The, “I’m Deonta” cuts after him making a fool of himself are hilarious! Thanks my guy.

[@music-jj2pl]

This show has got to be handing out those 100 question psychology tests and scooping up the worst scores.

[@davesrvchannel4717]

Daonte is the only 34 year old still wearing a high school class ring and wearing a suit James Brown would’ve been proud of

[@tysonsutton9621]

Daonte is Daonte. Ben loves Mahogany. Chuck wants everyone to have a burger. Time is a flat circle.

[@ojs5988]

Mohamed needs salt

[@YaLittleFriend]

😂😂😂😂

[@NotSoNigerian]

Hahaha😂 forgot about Ben and Mahogany

[@KirkWilson86]

David is looking for his Russian gf.

[@AllanteGrissom]

HOW MUCH MONEYYY 🗣️

[@Shadowdash66X]

When he said he felt broken and defeated, i felt that

[@brandongarcia4838]

Can we plz get more of this because I feel there's so much content that we missed out on.

[@buttafoco]

Derek is the best friend anyone could ask for.

[@RemyBeast]

I think Deonte has fallen victim to the clout addiction of being on these shows.

[@Here_4_comments]

For sure but not worth it though, I can’t imagine losing my girl to Boomhower from King of the Hill. There is an overweight girl out there that would love his smothering and obnoxious style of loving. His fellow Marines need to step in and remind him of the proud history of the Marine Corps. Perhaps that will wake him up to the incredible amount of Simp he now projects.

[@yokaileague5421]

"I'm deonte,, you may know me as deonte" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@astrokoneko]

When he inserts himself talking over the audio cracks me up ☠️☠️ this is my favorite video of his we need more of this show

[@kenspov6103]

I love how he’s calling Blaine “Doug” and no one has pointed it out 😂😂🤣even after Lindsey says “Blaine come here!” he says “her and Doug rode off into the sunset” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@adorexxaneisha]

I noticed 2 lol

[@kenya1067]

I saw your comment then I noticed 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@navonmyhand7999]

10:16 his name shows up right after saying Doug lmaoo

[@willyyusuf1745]

To be fair he sounds more like a Doug than any Doug I’ve ever met, granted I’ve never met a Doug but I assume if I did he couldn’t possibly sound more dougish than Blaine

[@instagamrr]

He is wayyy too mild for a girl that wild lol

[@instagamrr]

Oh and congrats on 100k!!

[@theshimmereffect3506]

@@instagamrr are you alright?

[@Originalchili]

Why you stop making videos?

[@xlnuniex]

I love his friend. He’s a true one!

[@derekmensa6959]

His friend is smashing his mom...lol

[@rogdawg123]

i love you 😍

[@mustafasuleiman7153]

Daonte appeared out of nowhere like a wild pokemon on 6:05

[@markwilson5967]

Lmfaoooo!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@midwestlegacy1919]

Notice how no matter the matter the situation (especially when he’s arguing or mad), Deonte always has a grin on his face 😂

[@MrDragonkarp]

👀"Psycho killer..."😂😂😂

[@luthandolwethumboniswa6666]

His delusion is crazy 😂

[@colormecoco3779]

“She doesn’t love me because I have money, she loves me because I give it to her.” I’m done 😂

[@savannahrhodes4694]

“Don’t worry Deonte, there’s always next season” 🤣🤣🤣 These videos just keep getting better and better.

[@dakth5227]

Hahah I was literally just thinking that, that joke ended the video so well 🤣🤢🤮😰😅

[@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106]

I don't understand 😂

[@savannahrhodes4694]

@@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 Deonte was on a previous season where he was dating Nicole. On this season, things didn't work out with his current girl, so homie slice is saying he can try again on the next season of Love After Lockup 🤣

[@totalmentemad]

Savage!!!🤣😂😆

[@rogdawg123]

even when he's about to cry he smiles 😅😂🤣

[@ChristoherWGray]

Doug sounds extremely intelligent and well educated

[@TheHightower92]

The guy sounds like Elvis lol

[@elizahhoward6810]

He sounds like Boomhauer

[@troyperry411]

Standing next to that tree “the exact opposite of making himself known) was hilarious. Killed me with that 😂😂😂😂

[@ccb6013]

Daonte is so pathetic and desperate; trying to be "one last option" for a woman who's clearly showing him that he is not her preference. Edit: That constant, nervous smile on his face is very unsettling.

[@ifyouknowyouknow6964]

Hahahah

[@MePatra]

He looks like he could snap at any moment 😭

[@oscarisaksson4809]

Yeah because using someone just to get stuff is not horrible at all

[@ccb6013]

@Oscar Isaksson Boo hoo😭 He's a grown man, and they both had an equitable part in a transactional relationship. You act like he went to her wedding to stand up for himself. No. He went there to try and win her back. He sits and stews in his pitiableness, and you expect me to be offended on his behalf. Don't blame her for doing awful things to him when he runs back for more.

[@oscarisaksson4809]

@@ccb6013 you know cheating on someone is not okay at all right? It doesnt excuse anything

[@pettylevelexpert984]

This could be the greatest villain origin story ever….

[@YouTubenostalgia914]

"Who wants a burger?" Gets me every damn time.

[@xesse1]

I thought i was hearing things

[@nawfsideaimogee4561]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@1princesskaye]

When it cut to him standing behind the tree 😭😭😭

[@BostonDream]

🤦🏾‍♀️ it’s like he seeks out the ones who will do him wrong.

[@ArvelCrynyd]

Poor Daonte. The first girl left him for another girl, and the second girl left him for Boomhauer.

[@omgitsmarto5558]

I feel so sorry for Derrick, Daonte's friend. He's involved in so much unnecessary drama.

[@antjacksonjr]

Gotta love the confidence of that stud 😂. She was about to get beat up on her wedding night thinking she could fight Daonte

[@monalisa8504]

The repeated: "I'm Daonte ". Literally kills me every time.

[@ebatts29]

He jus needs to get Nicole Jr and Lindsey Jr and have a REAL good time🤣🤣🤣

[@aranara_song]

Dude that's fucking insane though they deadass treated him like an NPC and THEN one of the brides started fighting him that shit is so fucking funny

[@ShoxHD]

"Im a steal your bitch"

[@ichoosemysanity6467]

The female groom 🤣🤣

[@hawaiisidecar]

You are not from Brooklyn and you are not some black rapper. Stop using deadass. It does not make you sound cool.

[@boundlessblade5205]

​@ichoosemysanity6467 well she dress the part of the groom and acted like a man 😅😅😅

[@Islandside63]

He acts like normal girls don't exist 💀 hes definitely got a type

[@courtneythompson4726]

The way you edit these videos have me screamingggggg lol “hi I’m Daonte”

[@sya286]

This is weird. He’s not ugly and seems nice. Why…why is he this way?

[@ichoosemysanity6467]

It's called autism.

[@sofiblinka2300]

Low intelligence or he is probably on the spectrum (autism)

[@leeagaelg3903]

He is special

[@snooganslestat2030]

Hes stupid & thinks you can buy love & attraction.

[@DmitreJO]

The women he’s going after obviously have a preference and he’s not getting the memo

[@miyalegitpang8549]

Who wants a burger... IM ROLLING LOL

[@Arri7979]

I didn't even catch that the first time I saw this. It's always included at the perfect time in these videos 🤣

[@ocean8332]

Lmao

[@SportsEntertainmentTelevision]

The way he walked out of his house in that suit really lifted my mood 🤣

[@colombi1anjay]

Quick slice gives me the sparks note version of this show

[@tonydavisthedj2day]

6:10 “Wuz up mane?” FROM THE TREE! 😂 😂😂😂

[@Laurie_Ramone]

He reminds me of the guy from that one vine where the camera pans over to him and he just says "okay"

[@KNt820]

I think Deontae is a bit delayed…lights on, nobody home

[@Space_Ghost_Hunter]

Somehow I sensed the "Who wants a burger?" coming and I literally screamed with laughter when I heard it.

[@AKA_Maple]

“you wanted me here for support right?” “would you want me to show up to your wedding to show my support?” “i wouldn’t want you to show up nowhere where i’m at” there is no reality where daonte’s wedding crash plan works it’s like infinity war but instead of the 1 outcome there is no outcome for this man. I don’t have any sympathy for the situations he puts himself in

[@shaddylaron5887]

Yes when u really look back at the situation he literally threw himself in that fire smh

[@goatbabe0666]

Not Dollar Store P Diddy at the wedding. 💀 😆

[@janeprepper177]

Deante can't get over her bc she is the ONLY woman who has EVER paid attention to him...EVER. He knows how unlikely it is that he'll find another woman that good looking who will give him the time of day 😮

[@usman5140]

She’s not good looking

[@RJinthematrix]

everyone sucks here except his friend and mom but Tia hitting him with "if I show up I'mma take your bitch" is so savage but honestly, last video I commented daonte is a perpetual victim likely due to low intelligence; cannot be helped

[@gurmeharaulakh9262]

How is that savage?

[@ichoosemysanity6467]

That's worse than low intelligence.

[@DmitreJO]

I wouldn’t say intelligence some people just are naturally gullible because you could see both women he went for weren’t interested in him

[@MEATOGRE]

The butch chick tries to go after Deante and he just handles her like a child 😂 big ups Deante, you may be an idiot but that was entertaining

[@chuckthebucket8461]

Lindsey: "I finally had sex with Blaine" Slice: "So Lindsey cheated with Doug" 🤣 Also how are we not gonna talk about Doug's whips? An old best up truck AND a late 2000's Charger!

[@itsallaboutMLewis]

Thinking same thing. He got a little bread

[@morganjames2875]

1989 dodge charger is where its at boyo

[@jayj3000]

Just looks like he does a little hustling

[@aridddle]

What is the definition of insanity? Everyone: Daonte from love after lock up

[@veras5087]

Why are so many ppl who came out of prison in this show look like they came out of a live-in spa saloon? They are ripped, they are glowing, their skin is immaculate, their hair is picture-perfect... What kind of prisons do you have in US?? And how to get there??

[@nanyummyify]

It's probably the make up artist for the show. Good point though lol.

[@marcosleon215]

Maybe it’s because they don’t have access to fast food

[@Ask8613]

It’s called the prison glow. They have nothing but time and usually do a lot of working out eating square meals free medical care. A lot of people glow up in prison then get out and deflate😂😂😂😂

[@chc2650]

All they do is push ups and lift weights and fight all day all night. They dont eat sugar or shit foods.

[@okdude2422]

He's got a good mom and best friend with a great head on his shoulders... and he refuses to listen. Can't help this dude.

[@bart3nd3r_36]

Literally NEEDED THIS. Praise be to thequickslice

[@clipsedrag13]

Honestly him showing up to ruin their wedding makes me happy. Even if he looks dumb or petty it’s hilarious, worth.

[@lula-cat]

who tf went "who wants a burger?" during the fight? lmaoooo was that a producer??

[@thetraveler1182]

*DUDE LOL YOU SHOULD HAVE AT RANDOM TIMES ON THIS VIDEO JUST ADDED THAT “I’m Deonte” clip!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂 the Streets needed it!!! Please add him into your videos at random just a clip or two *PLEASE!!!* like when people are introducing themselves just add “I’m Deonte!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RubyBlueUwU]

I was just rewatching the first video on this guy 🙏 can’t wait to see what he’s gotten himself into this time

[@TRUESOCIAL]

The groom almost got his ass knocked out

[@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock]

Way to go Blaine, out of the friend zone at last

[@CourtneySturkey]

Bro been piping her, that aint her first time with him

[@avamorgan4068]

Blaine proves that side dudes have opportunities for promotion lol

[@LifeInPink999]

3:12 Daontes has the friend (or is it his brother(?)) that we all need but don’t deserve. The one that tells the things how they are without sugarcoating them for you and he still doesn’t listens to him🤦🏼‍♀️ How can’t he get it if it’s explained to him again and again?

[@danamaze]

Why does this girl remind me of Casey Anthony...? Oh, Deonte... you're a lost cause.

[@kevinshepherd6306]

He a damn goofy

[@slantedglasses7242]

Your tiny 'uh oh' always gets me I don't know why lol

[@P3riDoodle]

pulling me back into this hole lmao

[@jonreed6048]

He making all to us brothers look like we ain’t got no game bro

[@terencejones22]

Nah he making his self look bad he don't speak for me or anybody else 😂😂😂

[@thewildseagull1553]

ah shit, here we go again 🚶‍♀️

[@tjnaptown91]

CJ

[@nolives]

I thought the hiding behind a tree was a joke but no he really was haha

[@smg8048]

Love your videos on 90 day fiance & love after lockup!

[@TiaraDavulco]

1 year later and this video still brings me to tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saiyajinbeard]

Pls more of this show. It’s such a train wreck and your commentary keeps me cackling the pain away

[@tahree-amir]

we need to see the rest of daontes origin story

[@albertol9654]

This has to be scripted.. How do they miss Deonte hiding behind a tree next to the camera crew 😂

[@lilymilner7995]

He puts the DUMMY in ventriloquist DUMMY lol

[@Terpy_Toine]

2:13 "its like i got voices in my head" quick slice:"UH-OH" IM DEAD

[@astridediva]

Black men would rather date a wyte throwback lesbian than to not date a snow bunny 😂.