His Personal Assistant Exposed The Truth | The Yard

[@cocalicoman]

The family dynamics between these loving moms and their children are perfect

[@Maria_745]

Aiden putting "do acid" in his calendar 2 months in advance is the most Aiden thing ever

[@maryjosephandholyspiritasm4402]

Ok big fish theory

[@Maria_745]

@@Wokeuplatethebreakfastclosed bro I made a joke based on surface level information about his personality and a thing he actually did that's not parasocial

[@nicktaylor1902]

Ok sophomore album

[@Steepled]

It's not good to do it too often, a lot of people who do psychedelics schedule that type of thing

[@drip1orddior]

I WAS UP LATE NIGHT BALLIN, COUNTIN UP HUNNIDS BY THE THOUSANDS

[@stevenl9395]

Nick is right, I totally thought yingling was a responsible, suit-wearing, business man/nerd before this episode 😂

[@Whatismusic123]

I thought he'd have a neat ginger beard or something too

[@timtabutops4611]

That's Wang

[@the_sad_wallet1553]

I thought so too tbh but then they mention something about how he smokes that shit that made Ted talk and how he seemed to be just perpetually stoned and I pretty much expected what we got

[@markvieyra9950]

@@the_sad_wallet1553I think I saw how he looked on Twitter. But like yeah they mention how he’s hitting the Penjamin constantly. This is exactly what I’d expect.

[@TauntsForDays]

Idk, with how much they talked abiut Nick hitting the pen, or the jokes about the Rick and Morty weed pen, and all the times they brought up his insane questions, I pretty much expected the exact opposite, but was glad he wasn't full on weed guy personality.

[@oyskal]

The entire family roleplay bit is probably a top 5 moment in Yard history

[@taylifts]

One of my favorite bits thus far. Slime and Nick not only being gay but also lesbians who occasionally(?) hook up with their adopted(??) son Aiden killed me

[@alystair]

The aristocrats

[@aniyilator]

​​@@alystairAristocats

[@pxlatedskillz280]

Honestly Yingling is like a combination of all the yard cast. Ludwig’s god fuelled wrath, Aidens similar voice tone and defensiveness, Slimes general humor and then vague parts of nick

[@malt5948]

*and Nick's first name

[@pxlatedskillz280]

@@malt5948 Fuck how did I miss that

[@PhoenixPlayer404]

They molded him like he is made of warm clay and they made him into the man he is today

[@skatefailmv]

We need Aimen to take every Drug there is for podcasting reasons. His stories are always hilarious. Also Slime and Nick roasting while genuinely caring is heartwarming.

[@CaptainBamboo]

DMT next

[@pulsetone]

Imagine Slime on LSD

[@yagnn]

yeah and for the finale he can take them all at once

[@cbdkills.7903]

too be fair hes pretty much only done the ones that are very much safe for adults and just awesome and theres like kinda not many left of those

[@thewhitejackharlow]

they remind me of my friends whenever i do drugs and its kind of distressing

[@SafeHawke]

They finally brought forth Ludwig's strongest soldier

[@Devonlen]

LOL

[@ricochico1144]

I gotta say, despite never having appeared in any episode, Zipper2 is potentially the funniest person in The Yard Extended Universe™

[@luiji0129]

well she did zipper for the Italy ep. I think thats where the name originates

[@alexantone5532]

Zipper 3 drawing sonic porn clears imo

[@ricochico1144]

@@alexantone5532 I'm pretty sure that was also zipper2 LOL

[@luiji0129]

@@alexantone5532 zipper 3 wasn't even christened when this happened, it was zipper 2.

[@sandenson]

​@@ricochico1144 That's awesome lol

[@TankDostal]

this thanksgiving i’m thankful to finally get a yingling yard ep

[@Brutalic]

Yingling threatened to put a hole in the wall within the first thirty seconds this is gonna be awesome

[@the_sad_wallet1553]

I always like hearing the yard boys talking about snus and tobacco products like Zyn because it’s such a good outside view into the depraved world of Swedish people lmao For one, they’re talking about 3-dots and 4-dots; my coworkers (who are somewhere in the middle on the nicotine addiction spectrum) typically drop a dozen or so 5-dots a day. There is even an elusive 6-dot, though they don’t think it’s worth the extra cost for relatively little extra effect. Stacking two pouches at the same time is also a common move, even the 54 year old middle class white women at my job do that pretty regularly. The most elusive is the so-called Albatross, which is where you put in 4 at the same time - that’s usually enough to get even the most jaded addicts to feel sick though. Ultimately, I think the Americans/Australians still have a long way to go down into the pit of depravity before they reach the depths of the Swedish/Nordic worker. I know motherfuckers who will drop two or three 5-dots, a Celsius energy drink and two cups of coffee before 9 AM, and they’re not even the slightest bit wired.

[@virusDETECTED]

jesus fuck

[@1wakuralain]

If you think they're not weird, they must be absolutely fucking miserable humans sober.

[@KraftBrotHD]

I had maybe a year or so where my breakfast consisted of Ritalin, coffee and 5 dot snus. I switched to non-stimulant ADHD meds, quit nicotine and am generally in a much better place nowadays, but sometimes I do miss that electric nauseating kick-in-the-face feeling of everything hitting at once right after waking up.

[@ghostleyd8153]

My friend once hit the double log where you fully line up top and bottom of your mouth. Mans threw up within the hour.

[@sandenson]

That's depressing

[@taylifts]

Aiden's description of typing a text on acid sounds exactly like whenever i try to type something in a dream and that was honestly a more coherent message than I'd expect

[@yinglingnick]

Back to my suit and tie life

[@wathan0]

haha

[@Butternoob2000]

Aiden is such a good story teller. This and his swift baby sitting story are top of all time. His stories feel like an eternity but you want to stay there the whole time

[@beanie2571]

i go back to that swift story like once a month its amazing

[@RebekahKroezen]

Can someone tell me what episode the swift story is in???

[@Butternoob2000]

@@RebekahKroezenepisode 7 “we took edibles before this podcast”

[@RebekahKroezen]

@@Butternoob2000 thank youuu

[@Pxylplays]

Very very good episode, guests with prior chemistry just have the IT factor when it comes to making good episodes, josh miles yingling etc

[@samichmonkey9254]

QT was one of the best too

[@calvinrichards1663]

Nick Yingling kinda look like if Ludwig was Québécois instead of normal French

[@limerslimer]

No, you're right. This checks out

[@nogard0497]

I’ve been a Yingling fan since he was on Radio Melee right before his Smash Summit appearance. The GOAT is finally being recognized by his friends!

[@JaimieWFYT]

The boys and yingling were great this ep, but the sleeper MVP is Zipper2, every story she was a part of this ep was really funny.

[@cbdkills.7903]

planning your LSD trip way ahead is definitely the most adult thing to do

[@snazzyd4467]

Aiden talking about struggling to type while on acid, was so relatable. I did a lot of acid in highschool, and there is no greater struggle than trying to type a message or Google something while on acid. It is so hard. I once spent an hour trying to Google something because I kept getting distracted. Acid is wild😂

[@ricky_tian]

1:26:05 aside from the seriousness of being swatted, it would be funny af if nick came into lud's stream, asked if he wanted panda express, and lud abruptly ends stream to go eat panda express.

[@serenabrown6726]

Actually so nice to finally have Yingling on the podcast. The energy he gives off is like if Ludwig and Slime had a bastard lovechild

[@RatProphetX3]

Aiden is such a real one he did a really good job explaining acid :3

[@RichardULong]

Probably a contender for best episode, the energy was really high

[@bastian1870]

I take acid and mushrooms the exact same way. I ask for a day off a couple weeks/month in advance, clean the night before and wake up early to take it. Having it planned out and being prepared is a great way to control your environment and prep your brain.

[@Lucarioguild7]

I love how a couple episodes they were like "No! We can't say smoking is cool!" then this episode they're just talking doing acid and ecstasy

[@Mumaakil]

I enjoyed hearing the boys talk about drugs, its healthy to discuss every once in awhile. good on aiden for trying it and sharing his experience with us. and it turns out not even acid can touch Aidens Massive Gamer Ego

[@mistamemewide]

Finally, we get to meet the man, the myth, the legend, Nick Yingling.

[@autumnchiu]

it's so great to finally see the legend himself, thick yingling

[@bpd.73]

51:44 has now become my favorite ad read of all time. the way it was cut, the chemistry, the banter all came together with some extra magic on this one.

[@Stevonicus]

Slime saying he'll never do drugs while wearing a Marlboro cigarettes hat is peak content

[@Tonyboy8055]

I’ve never felt more represented as a Longshoreman than the occasional shout outs from slime about how are life is rough, thank you. (We get paid a lot but most of us are alcoholic)

[@slimewire]

that’s beast

[@TocloseamI]

If Blingbling doesn't hit the Penjamin once this episode...

[@Mumaakil]

him and snoop stopped smokin that Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

[@mayegui2685]

were in the mines too deep i dont think i see a way out

[@Bluebayou42]

Aidan trying to say something and Slime immediately cutting him off to talk about his smooth balls is killing me rn

[@jacobgutierrez864]

Love waking up to new episodes from my favorite cat-and-mouse podcast

[@onemilliongecs]

actually one of my favorite episodes in a while. yingo is hilarious you guys gotta have him on again sometime

[@BreatheHydrogen]

perfect ending, i love what everyone had to say about lud

[@RavenLovesArt]

yeah i'm confused, was it purposefully cut out as a joke like they don't love anything about Lud or was it some kind of editing mistake?

[@krysle3337]

​@@RavenLovesArt yeah the cut off is just a friendly lil jab at Lud. They compliment him often anyway so they gotta balance it out somehow

[@RavenLovesArt]

@@krysle3337 true, they can barely go one episode without calling him hot

[@penqu1ns]

Missed opportunity to have both Nicks dress the same to see if Slime could really tell them apart from the back

[@bdnik2024]

this episode solidified zipper 2 as a legend

[@trav85]

Coming from the cod community it’s nice to hear nick bring up cod in the podcast and say names I know but nick knows the others don’t. Make me feel good

[@greeny.official]

yingling is so unhinged... so electric w the boys

[@L2H2L2]

So do you guys think it would be cool to be, like, Ludwig’s personal assistant?

[@amandablake5505]

The funniest thing about the story of slime shaving his balls is the fact he’s listening to sir Chloe I CANNOT picture him listening to this while doing THAT

[@benjamin6261]

I also thought yingling was a stand up guy, but instead he just sounds exactly like aiden and slime put together

[@jhelp_the_fig]

slime listening to Sir Chloe while shaving his pubes has shifted my worldview irreparably

[@saylahalvarado5354]

I took acid at school, it was an alternative school and I laid down on my English teacher's couch for 6 hours. She drove me and my brother home and her husband drove my car home but the trip itself was sooo good, I was staring at the fish tank she had and watching the little guys and she always played classical music which was so nice.

[@big_sniff461]

it will forever haunt me that Yingling isn't a small asian boy

[@nicolaserrazuriz4]

Slimes Bill clinton impression was insanely funny

[@Dylan_Ambrosek]

One of best episodes hands down.

[@cheeseybiscuits1161]

Best episode yet.

[@Riya-cf4ed]

Slime listening to Sir Chloe is the coolest thing I’ve ever heard!!!

[@Hitchariide]

This is like the Final Destination of podcasts. great episode

[@Semesty]

So lets just replace Ludwig with Nick Yingling. This episode went hard.

[@mattrittenhouse5089]

Yingo on the podcast is the my ultimate Thanksgiving miracle

[@annav2780]

This episode made me realize I’ve thought Yan and Yingling were the same person this whole time

[@mattzbro0]

I did not expect Slime to pull out Sir Chloe as a recent listen

[@chance9090elk]

I cant belive me and slime both love Sir Chloe

[@Cmanorange]

every one of yingling's laughs is a different animal. i heard whale, horse, and monkey

[@yinglingnick]

This is a good thing right

[@Cmanorange]

@@yinglingnick yeah man, everyone needs someone with a wild laugh in the group, it's a passive buff to the convo

[@golemsvalentine713]

Aiden discussing how on acid every thought is taking you away from the task at hand was funny asf. I remember having sex on acid and this happening, and I kept coming back to reality and being like "oh yeah Im having sex". Felt like a lifetime

[@ghostlamps]

Nick(yingling )is like if Ludwig hadn't switched

[@ToadKart64]

at this point I've heard about the slime Panda Express Incident™ so much that I feel like I was there

[@nullspectre]

I've been binging episodes like crazy and waiting with bated breath for this episode. It doesn't disappoint, yingling fucking rules

[@fire5655]

Slime would absolutely sleep Shake in a Chess boxing match

[@DegenerateArtExpress]

slime listening to sir chloe makes so much sense but its also really surprising bahaha

[@xxbos5xx]

This is the best yard episode ever, it feels like yingling is a permanent member

[@TheoHiggins]

My main takeaway from Aiden's acid story is that dream texting and acid texting are the same thing

[@Haggy0]

Happy American Thanksgiving to everyone who celebrates! Thankful that Archie is British so he could upload this today.

[@TilDrill]

This might be the best episode today

[@Billary]

RE: Slime saying don't take molly because it's always cut with something. Just get some reagent test kits so you don't have to rely on random chance. Harm reduction is the condoms of drug use

[@samilovee]

nicks voice is all of the bois on the yard voices mixed together

[@Big_chronic]

36:40slime saying it’ll kill you into yingos genuine it will? was simply iconic

[@zakonelli9897]

26:00 Hearing about people's first time's always great haha

[@scuffedteddy6261]

Im rewatching this episode for the second time and it is probably one of the funniest ones

[@guy_withglasses]

slime the sir chloe and envy corps goat

[@TauntsForDays]

Holy shit Archie, that cut to the premium preview was so abrupt and funny I audibly laughed in the gym 💀

[@Sneakyo13]

This ‘yingling’ guy throws down so much truth, feel like this should be a 5 man

[@Sneakyo13]

Wow, fuck my @ ruins any chance of me ever being happy again

[@Aahir.]

Yingling is so effortlessly cool

[@bmbd]

I've been waiting for this day, thank you Thick Alan !

[@chriswhitehouse2456]

slime listening to Sir Chloe makes sense.

[@Prolly_trippin]

Turning it up when slime and yingo argue

[@chrissolari7338]

So “the yard” to have Ludwig’s assistant on the pod without Ludwig

[@kaisermoser2149]

A very tall Australian man showed up in a crate outside of my house in a daze muttering something about cooking for twelve days. He looks kinda like Joshman but he has a black eye and there's sections of his beard that looked like they were torn out. What's going on? Edit: Nvm, got further in and context came up naturally. I will put his resolve and skill to the test for you Slime. He will return a soldier

[@scrambledripper9181]

i was imagining yingling like luca brasi for a while

[@kennybl4869]

The title should actually read: The man behind Yinglings Success | his assistant Ludwig

[@nyct1b1us]

ngl, all of aiden's drug using stories have helped me realize I actually don't wanna do drugs, so good on them.

[@chloeaca]

yingling has to be one of the best guests

[@Dwizzi]

Yingling ep goes crazy

[@oaktree4931]

I hate how Yingling sounds like Nick, Aiden, and Ludwig at once

[@sugondesenuts5249]

The Yard prison ep would go crazy

[@scarfbandit177]

Yingling is so different from how I imagined

[@Ace-tb3kr]

After watching this I've concluded that Yingling is just evil Stanz. Like if I just put this episode on without seeing who was on, I would've thought it was Stanz again they sound exactly alike. Yingling is just Stanz if Stanz did hard drugs and sold overpriced weed to high schoolers

[@lfo1335]

are we not gonna talk about slimes new word at 45:25 really making a British guy feel represented on the pod

[@LULW_POGGERS]

This is great, when will Thick Allen make an appearance?

[@PaulusTheCart]

Very cool! Metalocalypse mentioned!!!

[@lvl9ganon]

I have to work on thanksgiving but at least i get to enjoy the new pod while i work :)

[@norabot2961]

never felt the boy's club vibes until slime said "bush city". that one stung LMFAOOOO

[@bepbc4845]

yingling needs his own patreon spin off fr

[@christeaaa]

love when nick is on. hes hilarious

[@moy.j]

I remember my first acid trip. My friend back in hs asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. We went I the mall alright; and I got stuck in the bathroom stall for probably 30 min.

[@Gengarsama]

for someone who does drugs, its crazy how uninformed yingling is on E. shoutout slime tho for being the voice of reason lol. if this was like 10 years ago, i wouldn’t say anything but its way too risky nowadays cuz these dealers be killing people left and right cuz they be cutting their sht with fent.