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[@jamiethevis7356]

The monologue about his daughter's first time filling the car up after she got her driver's license is hilarious.

[@janetbaker645]

His monologue about his first wife taking their daughter to fill up her gas tank for the first time….so funny

[@DuckyBadger]

I love Jeff Dunham. Please do more in the future

[@falconeyes9668]

Wasn't full monologue. The best joke was his now ex wife on the phone behind him in the hummer: "You're driving a powder blue prius, you're holding a 3 pound chihuahua, you have pretty Christmas decorations all over the car, and you make a living with dolls you're GAY!!!" (click) 😄

[@TheCastellan]

Jeff Calling Back: BITCH. *click*

[@maxxdoutt3585]

Wasn’t the full monologue. It skipped over the full reason why she was laughing at him in the Prius, and the last story with Darby and the leash

[@jamescurfman3284]

Yeah, they cut a LOT out of that video...maybe the ACTUAL 'full monologue' can be found on Jeff's personal channel. :)

[@ronfehr7899]

​@@jamescurfman3284Do you mean to say that the 'full monologue' wasn't even on the dvd?

[@jamescurfman3284]

@@ronfehr7899 I don't know if it was on the DVD, I do not have the DVD and have never had it. I do know that the monologue was longer and pieces are missing from this video that Britt reacted to, because I have seen the entire thing before now. So the title on the video that she reacted to is misleading.

[@ronfehr7899]

​@jamescurfman3284 I do have the dvd, but it wouldn't surprise me if some parts were edited out. It doesn't seem like it though.

[@maxxdoutt3585]

I have the DVD also. I’d have to double check but I’m pretty sure those two things I mentioned were all that got cut. And then a continuation of Rusty peeing on his wife

[@voicesoftheoutworld3617]

13:12 Oh no no no no! Chihuahuas are not the rats of the Canine world. That title belongs to the miniature Pomeranians.

[@mls1128]

there is one of his monologues where he talks about his wife taking their oldest daughter to get gas for the first time its hilarious.

[@jaybartlett4090]

That goes along with the old country song "feed Jake, he's been a good dog"

[@paulvamos7319]

😂 Thank you! Never stop laughing! It's magical!

[@nostalgiaprincess]

you need to react to the monologue where he goes through airport security with peanut 🤣. edit to say…there was a little more to that monologue i hate when people upload incomplete vids. but your reaction is priceless 😆

[@laurajohnson7608]

Love the name Cat. Lol I had neighbors who had a cat that they named Yoohoo. I cracked up every time they would stand on the porch calling her. 😂

[@kimking6036]

You should watch him with the puppets after this. These things keep coming up and its hilarious 😂

[@MGower4465]

Funniest dog my family had was a Samoyed (think fluffy white cloud with the pulling power of a small farm tractor). We got her as a puppy. Samoyed ears and paws do not grow. They are full size when the puppy is born, and the puppy cannot run. The puppy is not aware of this limitation. The puupy tries to run across the yard, makes it 5 or 6 steps, trips, rolls 3 or vour yimes, bounces up, and repeats as often as necessary. Eventually, the dog grows into these parts and turns into a tank.

[@jbuggy21]

The Chihuahua on a stick joke was funny. Jeff has a character named Jose Jalepeno . . . on a stick. Check out the Cinco de Mayo Compilation. 🤣

[@kendallcarstens9194]

.........on a Steeeek.

[@jamescurfman3284]

She knows that, she has reacted to some of those before as well.

[@mtverv]

This monologue is the biggest piece of evidence that shows that even without being the best ventriloquist ever Jeff would still have been a successful comedian…

[@farfromperfek]

When I was 13 my older sister drove a Fiat X-19 it would fit under a semi truck. She won a bet finding that out. But the truck was parked, and she drove extremely slow.

[@paulvamos7319]

Also, congratulations on 300k subs! 🎉

[@triman95]

I believe this is an older monologue, the wife in question was his first wife. Speaking of his vehicles, he's actually a car collector, loves the obscure stuff. He's a good friend of Jay Leno.

[@markw6509]

And to tie it in with another video she did today, he owns a Batmobile

[@MichaelShipley-u7t]

Has not one, but two, Gremlins. And a Yugo, among many others.

[@gokaury]

​@@markw6509The 60s TV version.

[@haydendegrow945]

They cut out THE BEST PART of this monologue! You've been screwed, Brit!

[@jameshuston9589]

I really appreciate how you listen to just about everything and you always have an open mind for all. And, you keep your faith and family first. Best to you and yours always. Keep on keeping on. .

[@brittreacts]

I appreciate that!

[@MrTech226]

Britt Speaking of cars, Jeff has an awesome collection of cars including 60's TV series, Batman's Batmobile.

[@TheCastellan]

7:04 I keep thinking of the pro wrestling move, the drop kick, when I hear this.

[@kingscorpion7346]

Jeff's vocal range is incredible. even if he never got into ventriloquism, he would still be a great comedian if that was the path he wanted to go.

[@Nana-vi4rd]

I had one, his name was Poco Hombre.......he was the sweetest little dog ever. Unfortunately he got a hold of some raw hide out back of our house in Mexico that had bug killer on it. He died that night. I was heart broken, and I miss him to this day. He's exaggerating somewhat on these dog jokes.

[@number1sun]

"my highscool boyfriend drove a hummer" Britt definitely grew up upper middle class.

[@jimhester1205]

The reference is one of his other puppets. José Jalepeño.........on a stick.

[@ericules5558]

My grandma named her gopher bear. My next cat will be named Sargent Pickles Mccalamity and my dog Brodie Von Peanut butter.

[@ronfehr7899]

Just for clarification, the puppet you were talking about was Jose Jalapeño (on a stick).

[@rebeccamassey7545]

You should watch him with his puppet Peanut. Great ventriloquist.

[@CoastalNomad]

I have been a Fan of Jeff Dunham and Peanut since 1990........ Jeff is a Ventrilquist, who has several Puppets that are Kool....... All his DVD specials Jeff does about 10 minutes of stand up be for he brings out the Puppets.......

[@russ4338]

I am a retired funeral director, from Edgerton, WI. I had the funeral for a gentleman that actually had the exclusive patent to the battery for the Toyota, Prius. He also had 52 other patents on batteries for Rayovac.

[@jameshuston9589]

I live in the woods in a tent and one of, well, some of my friends are squirrels, raccoons, birds, and any stray. I say, we've taken so much from nature. I like to give some back. So I feed everything and everyone who asks. Feed the energy, it will feed you.

[@brittreacts]

That is awesome!

[@burninkgb2537]

Even without the puppets he's hilarious.

[@JennRazor]

Fun fact: my daddys name is Jake..theres a country song called my dog jake and we have a cat named jake so i laughed so hard i cried when i watched this 😂😂😂

[@brittreacts]

😂😂😂😂

[@MikkiHjalmquist]

Have seen Jeff at least 3 times and love him. I know someone in college that had a cat named dog! LOL

[@firedoc5]

Jeff is still one of, if not the best comics today. Loved him since he was first appearing in small venues with bigger stars at the time. This bit is so, so relatable which makes it even funnier.

[@ronfehr7899]

My sister and brother-in-law used to have a big dog named Buffy.

[@9791mij]

We had a chocolate color Chihuahua mix with a terrier, we lovingly dubbed Cherrier

[@jerrywalters8885]

Just remember it's the exaggeration that makes the joke funny

[@joecoppola3974]

Your laugh ❤

[@ShortyRock801]

Jeff Dunham makes the puppets all by hand

[@suelynch]

The last half of that monologue is missing and its the best part.

[@rohwermarc8993]

Please do more of Dunham

[@silverenigma7729]

You murderer...lmao running over that bird!

[@Jonathan-iq3sg]

Stunningly beautiful and with a gorgeous smile 😁

[@9791mij]

The guy is well into his 60 if not older. Jeff had made an appearance on Johnny Carson

[@chrischar9428]

Settle down beavis he just turned 62 last month

[@9791mij]

@@chrischar9428 that's still more into 60 then a 45 me as of now

[@chrischar9428]

@@9791mij not "well" into his 60s

[@jameshuston9589]

The "pop" got me. Thank you Britt.

[@staceyolsen3996]

That color purple looks amazing on you btw

[@kurtuhlig2553]

Do the whole monologue from Arguing with Myself.

[@Area51byDaveReale]

Jeff is funny with or without the puppets. :)

[@SFloyd794]

Love your reactions Britt.

[@TheCastellan]

2:18 Probably a gas guzzler. Sorta like the 6000 SUX from the 1987 movie, Robocop (8.2 miles per gallon).

[@butterflymama0838]

This isn't the full monologue. I've seen him live 2 times. He is absolutely hilarious! 🤣

[@davidbergfors6820]

The opening of Spark of insanity?! amazing! love it!

[@brittreacts]

So good!

[@timwilliamson2715]

Watch the one about his daughter putting gas in her car for the first time

[@Dragon90210]

Please do more jeff videos hes so good

[@bikeman80]

12:03 omg

[@PatrickMersinger]

I had a cat named DAWG.

[@michaelwheeling7422]

He was talking about the dog running with the stick, I figured he was going to make a comment about having a corn dog.

[@HiTekCowboy]

I've got two miniature schnauzers that sleep with me on a queen bed and sometimes my daughter's pitbull mix. I've never had any of them use my bed as the outside. This is probably true about cats, but most animals will not 'mess' where they sleep. That fact is how we house-trained the pitbull. Small but appropriate sized cage during usual hours then immediately outside- worked great.

[@jamescurfman3284]

The entire point Jeff was making was the bond that the little guy had with him. If Jeff was pissed off at somebody, they got pissed on by the chihuahua.

[@HiTekCowboy]

@@jamescurfman3284 I agree with you on Jeff's point, but I was responding to Britt's comment that she wouldn't have pets on the bed because she was worried that the petwould also on her bed. I was countering that what Jeff's dog did is rare to extremely rare, but obviously something that someone should take into consideration when having any animals sleep on your bed. Just in my experience with friends that have cats/dogs sleep on their bed, this is the first that I've heard of this (not scientific I know), but still makes for a hilarious story. With that said, I'm a huge Jeff aficionado so I hope she does more Jeff reactions

[@jamescurfman3284]

@@HiTekCowboy Ah, okay. :)

[@squarebodycasewademckenney6190]

Also another funny part of this show was when Walter was also making fun of Jeff and his prius

[@DarthKilaj85]

Brit you should listen to the ones where he talks about his daughter pumping gas, and the neighbor who thought Jeffs dog was trying to assassinate him

[@edwardkarpinski4124]

RIP to the bird 🐦 😢

[@ralphsmoak5133]

All true and what's worse is that chihuahuas often think they are the neighborhood badass!

[@jamescurfman3284]

Oh, yes! I am familiar with that little tidbit. If Chihuahuas were the size of St. Bernards or Great Pyrenees, the entire world would be in trouble. Mom's six-year-old JERK of a tiny Alpha Male really thought he would fight the 18-month-old Great Dane next door...until they actually got nose-to-nose at the chain-link fence between our yards and the little jerk realized that the Great Dane could have swallowed him in two bites... Thankfully the Great Dane was still more of a puppy and was really laid back. He looked around at everybody like 'Is this guy actually SERIOUS?' From then on the little jerk decided it was still a good idea to bark his head off as usual, but it was FROM A DISTANCE. lol

[@theaffiliate4208]

You've only scratched the surface with Jeff. Other characters are even more hilarious. Peanut - "10 minutes of Peanut annoying Jeff", "Peanut's Password Panic" Achmed (the Dead Terrorist) - "Meet Achmed", "Jingle Bombs" (a Christmas song), "Achmed the Dead Terrorist has a Son" Walter - "The best of Walter" Bubba J. - "the Best of Bubba J." Sweet Daddy D. - "... is Playa in a Management Position... a P.I.M.P." Also, Jeff's "Best of from around the world" (compilation) This is but a start of Jeff...

[@SquirminHermanthe1eyedGerman]

In 2007 under George Bush I was 40 & had a lawncare biz, I pulled a trailer full of equipment with a 1998 Dodge Ram 5.9 & gas was $4.75-5.25 where I lived at that time at Pickwick Lake Tn {now back in my home state Georgia} & I filled the tank 3 times a week! I agree with Jeff on dogs, all I have ever had is St Bernard, Malamutes, Husky, Bull Mastiff, Rotties, German Shepherds & yellow, black & currently 2 yr old chocolate Lab & he is buddies with my 2 Cayuga ducks & Rhode Island red rooster ✌💖☮

[@jamescurfman3284]

Cool! So, in your opinion, what breed is the SMALLEST dog that you would still consider to be a dog?

[@SquirminHermanthe1eyedGerman]

@@jamescurfman3284 all dogs except Taco Bell dogs & anything of the sort

[@rosshartley5807]

HARRY MACK Freestyles for Will Smith and Martin Lawrence for Bad Boys REACTION!! Time for Harry to blow some minds!

[@LisaC.-mebugyou]

Should so check out Jeff with his puppet Walter,an old wrinkly guy - the puppet not Jeff

[@jayweb51]

I've watched Jeff's stand-up where he talks about his daughters, especially his eldest; it's just as hilarious.

[@jamescurfman3284]

His daughter with the 'evil side' is hilarious. The Dog Leash incident...

[@jayweb51]

Especially when his wife takes the eldest daughter to put petrol in her car. You'll literally "laugh your pants off!", it's that hysterical; the part about laughing your pants off is metaphorically, but who knows how funny you'll find it.

[@jamescurfman3284]

@@jayweb51 I can't remember which daughter did the dog leash thing...I think it's the middle kid, not the eldest but I could be wrong about that. That's one of THE FUNNIEST monologues I can remember...

[@benttranberg2690]

I never imagined I would get a Prius, but that changed when I stumbled upon the Prius Plug-In Solar. It's the only Prius that doesn't look too bad. None of the pure electric I wanted was immediately available at the time - in fact there were long waiting lists - so I bought it. That "compromise" turned out to be just right for me. When I bought it, the model line was brand new. People actually turned heads, and I caught two ladies - two different occasions - actually taking a selfie in front of the car. There are too many of them around now - the cars, not the ladies - and too much other interesting pure electric, so those days are over. But the car keeps running smooth and silent as a flying carpet, much thanks to the solar panel. In the winter it heats in record time. It's also the most economical and environmentally friendly hybrid there is, and beats high-end electrics there. I only fill two tanks a year, and I charge enough through the day from the solar panels to drive home from work on that.

[@kenneth2875]

Gas is $5.19 here in Los Angeles

[@xzonia1]

Love Jeff! :) Did you ever react to Darci Lynne Farmer? She's also a ventriloquist who first did America's Got Talent when she was 12, and she was amazing! You should really check her out! :)))

[@adwenb]

My 2022 Prius averages 60 mpg. It also goes highway speeds with no problem, if you step in it, it does ok on acceleration up to highway speed limits. My other vehicle is a Sequoia that gets 18-20 mpg.

[@ericules5558]

Is that purple Kool aid your drinking? Love purple aid. Yeah for the most part it's true lol, some smart chihuahuas but a lot not so much lol

[@Diegokid]

I had a dog as a kid that was D U M B !! Sweetest dog ever but dumb as a brick. She would patrol the house at night and walk into all the rooms. If you happened to close your bedroom door at night, around 2 AM you'd hear a series of thuds as she walked into the doors. My goodness I miss her.

[@marcB420]

🥰🥰

[@forresthouser5807]

Having grown up in the 60's/70's I can tell you a Prius WOULD have fit under the big rigs of that time.

[@christinabrunk8461]

Not all chihuahuas are dumb. My sons service dog is a 4 lb chihuahua named Angel. She is a seizure detection dog and alerts us to his seizures. She goes everywhere with him amd is very well behaved.

[@steelsquire2153]

The reason he said the H100 Hummer isn’t “Politically Correct to drive” is because that thing devours fuel like I devour my dinner you’ll be lucky there is a plate left, or a table.

[@donaldstewart8342]

I own a Prius and they are defiantly NOT SLOW

[@leadhead2086]

You should react to some Smosh videos, both old and new. Anthony is back!!

[@pamagnolia]

Hilarious!!! 😂😂😂

[@davidsanders5788]

Jeff and Gabriel eglesias are two funny comedians

[@Menhtrol]

You got to check out Jeff Dunham with Sweet Daddy D.

[@Splinter1X]

Hi Britt, i just wanted to let you know that this was not his full monologue. I hope you are having a wonderfull day.

[@TheRobinhannum]

You need to watch him with his puppets

[@Thestomachlover]

The only reason why she won’t want a dog is because she knows she would lose every argument and the dog would take her husbands side

[@kevindalton1502]

It's the Smart Car that an go under the trucks and takes a drop of fuel for 2,000 miles per gallon.

[@dawgosa8505]

I had a cat named dog and a dog named cat at the same time. Who are we to assume they call themselves by the same “ I don’t know “ Species?…

[@stpetie7686]

As much as I enjoy Dunham's work with his puppets, I've wished for years that he's do a show or album of pure stand-up.

[@michaelwatson266]

Have you not watched him with his puppets? If not, then you must 😂

[@jamescurfman3284]

Yes, she has, as she said in this video. Why do people jump into the comments section and start typing before the video is over?

[@Memorylanemodelcars2]

That Hummer Only Gets 8 MPG That's Why He Says Politically incorrect

[@adwenb]

My Prius is a great small car that 60 mpg, not that comfortable for long trips but that why I also have a Sequoia that gets 20 mpg on the extended roadtrips but way more comfortable.

[@kendallcarstens9194]

"Rusty's gotta GO"? Nope, not anymore; he already WENT.

[@Chris-sm9ep]

@brittreacts Someone you might like is Terry Fator he is a singing ventriloquist and he's able to sound very close to the original artist.

[@brittreacts]

I’ll check it out!

[@PatrickPatterson-cq9ni]

I had many dogs growing up and they didn’t really care about playing with sticks.

[@The1SSGrant]

I work at a Toyota dealer, and yeah, the new Prius is legitimately nice lol. And somewhat fun to drive! … yes, seriously… a Prius is fun to drive now 😂 Edit: I also have a “Jake the dog” 😊 haha. Also a Cooper, Rally and Baxter lol

[@brittreacts]

😂😂😂

[@MrGoodsy77]

Hey Britt...another Brit here...would love you to watch Pater Kay and or Micky Flanaghan...we have some great talent in the UK too..all the best...Sam G

[@brittreacts]

I’ll check it out !!

[@Hakan-mz6pd]

If you like his sound effects, check out the master Michael Winslow

[@johnwiese3926]

The H1 Hummer WAS A TANK, it had a diesel engine that got about 12mpg, not quite as efficient as a Prius. 😂