How X-Men Apocalypse Should Have Ended

[@dantecrailman8861]

Fox's Quicksilver is so fast, he saved his MCU counterpart!

[@notjustbaggish]

Caught that!

[@SteveCrafts2k]

To be fair, at this point in time, MCU Quicksilver probably didn't get as fast as Fox Quicksilver did. Though if he were alive, then he would've gotten faster.

[@dantecrailman8861]

@@SteveCrafts2k Yeah, Peter already has his mutation with him since he was born and already attuned to it. Pietro got his from an Infinity Stone and is yet to fully push what his speed can do.

[@SteveCrafts2k]

@@dantecrailman8861 unfortunately, he never got that chance.

[@ronjayrose9706]

Betcha didn't see that one coming did ya

[@alankingchiu]

And nobody commented on Beast's "attack"?? It was super effective.

[@filthywishdragon]

hahahah.... funniest part of the whole episode. he's just like, "RARRR!!"

[@Quetzal00358]

thats exactly what i was thinking

[@omeregeakgun]

sound effect from dota 2 ursa xD

[@awesomeized1432]

That was like my favorite part XD rar

[@kaz4696]

critical hit

[@jonathanyang1460]

The son part should have actually been in the movie

[@Chief_Bill]

Yeah I'd like it too but whatever

[@at-hl3ij]

Yes he should have told Darth Vader as well in the movie...that wouldn't get fined or anything

[@pixiedust0874]

Yeah

[@bleh5047]

Yup, totally

[@danmart9660]

Yeah and this movie wouldve ended up like the Martha scene

[@senbiche]

if only Quicksilver(Ages of ultron) Was Listening to Music he would have been fine

[@mr.zevito469]

The Power of the music bro

[@leafygreens5686]

He do be vibin tho

[@HUNTERN0C3DA]

More specifically Sweet dreams or Time in a Bottle

[@khangalb.5187]

But why isn't the music slowed down like everything else? Or is it a super fast music?

[@pauls.6360]

@@khangalb.5187 His ears are super-fast also, which should explain nothing.

[@sarpbakrsoy8125]

Magneto: Mystique, do you have a son? Mystique: *Looks at Nightcrawler* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timhoward5]

You got 500 likes

[@timhoward5]

**Looks at Nightcrawler**

[@mehlikacetinol2425]

😂😂😂👍👍

[@cherryuyramos9995]

Its true he is the son of Mystique "Pls bully if you already know"

[@salty5364]

My goals are beyond your understanding.

[@joshualundquest4093]

Lol, Quicksilver saving "Quicksilver" FTW.

[@joshualundquest4093]

I appreciate it but I own the dvd already.

[@savage_turtle6957]

Joshua Lundquest BTTF Cafe

[@angelomordini6779]

Joshua Lundquest yeah that was my idea :) they used it when they were asking for ideas 😌

[@GeorgeMutambuka]

"Bet you didn't see that coming" LOL

[@rayzecor]

Wait, how come I never realised that was quicksilver?

[@gaigemann2918]

Mystique's son is Nightcrawler, and Nightcrawler's father is Azazel.

[@blueraccoon1088]

Gaige Mann agreed

[@legospidermanoneandonly]

Yes

[@_Krazy.Kayla_]

She's also has a kid with wolverine

[@Lauradelatorre9138]

@@_Krazy.Kayla_ beast? I’m kidding 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zaynes5094]

@@blueraccoon1088 Why Azazel? Weren’t there any other good looking guys she could’ve been with?

[@allison6792]

“Because at the end of the day, that’s all that really matters, isn’t it? Diverting you hatred for each other, and directing it towards a mutual hatred.” That was so...beautiful

[@IamnotJohnFord]

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

[@figuringitout796]

That's what Trask was gonna do with the mutants

[@Myfreetherapy]

It really spoke to me!!!

[@thepornographer8512]

So X-Men QuickSilver saved The Avengers QuickSilver QUICKSEPTION!!!

[@SubzeroBlack68]

The Pornographer ... what?

[@sbrensbeve6913]

The Pornographer YOU'RE A GENIUS

[@Jackmaaaan]

The funny thing is that the Avengers guy IS the real quicksilver, they just arent allowed to call him that :D

[@shadowfoxx4]

Jackman they're both the real quicksliver

[@ryanquinn3670]

Jackman days of the future past was made in 2014 and avengers age of ultron was made in 2015

[@CantDoNothinForYaSon]

haha, the quicksilver saving quicksilver part was awesome!

[@fadiragab4377]

You didn't see that coming huh ? Neither did I !

[@thespiderpatriot3835]

He should have been in captain america: civil war

[@kitty242676]

+The Spider Patriot he died in the avengers movie so...

[@ContenidoNeto]

You're damn right! 😆👍🏽

[@torenmcknight]

ikr

[@anthonyhiebert8491]

It's gonna be awesome if Voldemort shows up in the next Villain Pub episode with that hair!

[@lorrenzzothemagnificent3195]

YES!!

[@marcuskaiser4770]

And Loki makes it disapear

[@luiz918]

That was one of the funniest scenes i have ever seen on HISHE hahahaha

[@sebastianrodriguez4226]

YES that would be amazing

[@xscorpionx7066]

did magento know he has a son already form how xmen day of furture past should had ended

[@1-upking119]

The Magneto "I HAVE A SON" scene was comedy gold

[@jfournerat1274]

Especially with Darth Vader as it crossover with the long time gag of Darth Vader yelling happily that he has a son or daughter or grandson.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

​@@jfournerat1274I think that's what the OP was implying...

[@deepwaterdragon4462]

"Is she with you" "No I thought she was with you" Ah I get the reference.

[@bowserfriend]

Uhh! It was from an awesome movie!

[@deepwaterdragon4462]

Zeros Loved BvS I truly believe it's a misunderstood masterpiece.

[@axelcasas803]

+DeepwaterDragon I think the same bro

[@AntonyJMcDowall]

Huge coincidence since I watched both these movies today. XD

[@axelcasas803]

+Antony McDowall Damn son, loved em both?

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

"I HAVE A SON?" *goes to Vader* "I HAVE A SON!" "You have a son? I HAVE A SON!"

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

Mystique, do you have a son? *looks at Nightcrawler* uh...

[@MrElionor]

"You are all my children"

[@TheGodofZadrots]

blue-eyed fangirl nope I don't. :D

[@supersonicfanatic]

Shut up, Apocalypse! It's not always about you!!

[@silentstar0777]

supersonicfanatic I literally saw this comment as Magneto said it

[@notSofiaVergara]

"I'm supposed to be the girl on fire " Katniss Everdeen ripped off 😂😂

[@parkourkid419]

reference... re-fe-rence...

[@jaredfrye5371]

It think it would be broken down "re-fer-ence."

[@blookynose]

Seeing as how Katniss never even wanted to be their mockingjay, I think it would be more accurate for her to say: "....There's your freaking mockingjay....I quit."

[@mega289]

I died when Mystique said "I'm supposed to be the girl on fire."

[@saliregamer1458]

So who is Doing comment

[@mega289]

@@saliregamer1458 My spirit. You're dead too now, since you can see this. Welcome to the afterlife.

[@saliregamer1458]

@@mega289 ok thank you

[@BlameMovies]

Well, If 'You ,Died 'Then .How 'Did You Comment, With' Happened.

[@queenjisoorobredo5984]

Katniss

[@jimwells7056]

3:15 i love the way beast unleashes his power LOL

[@mr.dystopian5554]

Reminds me of Thriller.

[@Ice.muffin]

So damn right xD

[@slackarmy5656]

Mr. Dystopian pp

[@cookies9016]

He's Fierce XD

[@dudly788]

His almighty kitten powers.

[@silverwaveproductions4672]

Shut up Apocalypse, it's not always about you 😂😂😂

[@YEOsCanal]

To be honest, that's exactly what I expected.

[@legitimate8463]

666th like.

[@MrZboii]

Darth Vader: 'you have a son? I HAVE A SON' I can't breathe ahah

[@r.o.b8728]

MrZboii ikr

[@connerwills6802]

I called you a doctor.

[@sours-orchard]

Lol

[@geynigga583]

I mean neither can Darth Vader

[@LCProductionCompany]

😀 😁

[@elise2579]

I love the subtle nod to the fact that Mystique is Nightcrawler's Mom in the comics. Perfection.💜

[@YACABE]

Jennifer Lawrence as mystique, I'm suppose to be the girl in fire 😂

[@raek.r9889]

ispeak4detrees I just understood that, thank you.

[@crashpal]

Hunger Games reference?

[@MrElionor]

***** You think?

[@christianbyers891]

I FINALLY GET IT!

[@ainajane7311]

omaigod now I get it 😂😂😂

[@thealbertanmapper7948]

magento: do you have a son Mystique: *awkwardly looks at Nightcrawler* uhhhhh

[@dr4g0nitedive29]

They need to address it in the next movie

[@thealbertanmapper7948]

Rogue Dr4g0nite they do

[@mathiassewap5069]

it is so funny when magneto behaved like darth vader when he found out he had a son lol

[@lessalazar9068]

"Magento."

[@KCStageman]

Haha, I totally missed that. Thanks for pointing it out!!!

[@musicsmoviesofficial]

What if I told you guys you can like marvel AND dc?

[@boblerat7039]

agree

[@leojean3185]

i preferdc

[@leojean3185]

i prefer dc

[@Ramonktx]

i love both equally

[@bagman4145]

I read more Marvel comics than DC comics, but i prefer DC... That kind of evens it up?

[@marlovandrunick7200]

Apocalypse: your all my children. Magneto: shut up apocalypse!

[@haydenmize3149]

Magneto: not everything is about you

[@abbywu9919]

its not always about you

[@ronjayrose9706]

Well he's technically right

[@vph6823]

you're all*

[@dmann5938]

Apocalypse after hearing that: :(

[@tn-cj9cc]

Beasts "attack" on apocalypse had me weak

[@theseeker2360]

What was he trying to accomplish

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

The Seeker HISHE humor.

[@theseeker2360]

@@thefilmwatcher1302 I was making a joke

[@edassrd4961]

Pikachu! Hiss attack! "Hiss"

[@Χριστίνα-ΜαρίαΠαππά]

When Magneto said "I have a son!" I was like: "That's Darth Vader's line!" And then... BOOM! Darth Vader!😅

[@MykeThaOrphan0209]

exactly

[@dfallen4ngel]

And then that nostalgic BGM kicks in

[@All2Meme]

I have a son!

[@ina0601]

I think it's because they're voice by the same actor. So it's like an inside joke.

[@saeedvazirian]

Wow such an exciting life you have there. -_-

[@marozasulaiman379]

"I've killed several people... With sand"

[@johnnytopgun6414]

You've got 99 likes and I'm not one

[@ashigoro6460]

Garra: same here

[@colinbarlow6662]

Maroza Sulaiman “I hate sand...it’s course and rough and it gets everywhere...”

[@artinforoughshams1855]

Maroza Sulaiman I got you your 400th likes bruh

[@GurpreetSingh-to9ft]

@@ashigoro6460 yupp, ajeel too

[@vivainigood]

the happines in voldemort face when he is given hair... beautiful

[@dannytheman1313]

"Oh lord the devil has returned!" Best callback ever!

[@alecschwartz8671]

But I don't get the Wolverine part just before that. Was that from X3?

[@dannytheman1313]

Alec Schwartz That was from their version of X3 where he stabs her after she goes full phenix, since she went full in this movie as well it only makes sense to have him stab her again.

[@thribs]

A BvS reference maybe?

[@Knockout-es1tn]

+Robert Hayes no in hishe's x men first class when Charles was hit by the bullet azazel took him too the hospital and the doctor said oh god the devil is bringing random people in

[@thribs]

+Dreyton Benson I mean the Wolverine reference. It's like the Flash cameo from it.

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

"You had ALL THE NUKES... and you didn't do anything with them" That's really true. The guy named APOCALYPSE decided to take every single weapon and launch it into space? I really don't get that...

[@crelleck]

My guess is that he wants civilisation to end and re build it with only the strong surviving, hard to rebuild if the world is suffering from nuclear winter

[@Aut0nym0us]

I think he needs to do so because if he uses them he'll be more petty . Beside he's practically god anyway , why use " fake power " ?

[@Chief_Bill]

He doesn't like the weapons made by man

[@DtheEvil]

He thinks technological power has made the species weak. He wants strong creatures to survive, so he removes the tech advantage of humans.

[@janisstrazdins3367]

That thing would kill lot of mutants too. He is crazy but kinda follows his own logic

[@joelsuschrist112]

"Never-ending reboots." Batman is right next to him

[@giannegomed2209]

3:13 Them: fires lasers, blast lightning, bending metal. Beast: Growls at apocalypse

[@Alejandroigarabide]

He wasn't just growling. He was growling WHILE extending his claws. Super efective.

[@anduinwrynn8858]

2:43 "Mystique, do you have a son?" "Uhhhh......" Nicely done.

[@rachelelizabeth6017]

Anduin Wrynn "I understood that reference!" 😄😄😄

[@bohdan4945]

Wait, I don't get it D: Can you enlighten me, please?

[@ikillzoneblas7423]

Nightcrawler is Mystique's and Azazel's son

[@rjtv5840]

Rachie- Face me too

[@deusvult725]

What ? Seriously ?

[@arbaazsaqlain1712]

"UNLEASH YOUR POWERRR!" *everybody shoots at Apocalypse with their powers and beast roars*

[@VulpisFoxfire]

He got another back, of course.

[@WereWade]

yeah that was totally ridiculous. Here we have heat beam eye blasts, tons of metal attempting to collide with Apocalypse, then Beast just has to jump in there, like maybe he'll claw him some if he can get closer than all the exploding metal. Idk. 3/5 star movie. Glad I only paid $5 to rent it.

[@primeoggaming876]

Arbaaz Saqlain lol

[@michaelle5722]

After watching deadpool 2 this deadpool time travel is real

[@JackHoleey3]

Thắng Trương lol hishe predicted it

[@BioHazard456]

@@JackHoleey3 No they didn't...you'll know what i'm talking about if you watched Deadpool (2016) end-credits scene

[@69mviewsnt]

only normies don't know time travel Cable

[@samuelparker9882]

Deadpool and his sarcastic quips gets old real quick. He's actually really annoying.

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

@@samuelparker9882 That's just your opinion

[@Paragon13]

Batman: “Wanna know my secret identity?” Mystique: “I *am* your secret identity.”

[@tarie_letty9179]

apocalypse: you are all my children magneto : shut up apocalypse...its not always about you hahahaha

[@jayceechitty8475]

little mystique

[@petermoua4134]

IKR Sooooo funny Shut up Apocalypse!!!HAHAHA

[@sessa9843]

2:51 Apocalypse is shook

[@rahatalam1323]

3:14 Lol, the beast can only move his hands and growl while everyone else is doing some useful attack

[@oddsped5637]

lol

[@ashtonchetty4854]

"Shut up apocalypse, it's not always about you" 😂😂😂

[@ashtonchetty4854]

not*

[@aaronstyles137]

😂😂😂😂

[@sitromxe9472]

You do know that you can directly edit your comments right? ... You really don't need to reply to your own comment with an entirely new comment dedicated entirely to correcting a single misspelled word present in your original comment...

[@ashtonchetty4854]

+Sitromxe It doesn't let me. If I click on the comment it says reply or delete

[@AadharTyagi]

+Ashton Chetty you can do it on Google+ app

[@jietroraximoff2805]

"the best you can do is *birdman* over here?!" That caused me to laugh so hard, I struggled to breathe for a moment

[@jeronamo5404]

So your magneto's 2nd son "Jietro Raximoff

[@TheWarmachine375]

Angel looks like discount Sanguinius without vampire abilities

[@DaveGermainDisJointed]

Magneto: Don't you ever get tired of it Charles? You and I..... having the same dialog across six movies? We might as well just cut back to older movies to save us the time. Charles: Way ahead of you Eric!

[@Dandygirl_94]

"Oh lord the devil has returned" she YEETED so fast it could put The Flash to...well actually he does that by himself perfectly fine so never mind.

[@nignog9341]

Alyssa Smith lol i loved that part

[@Dandygirl_94]

That poor woman lol

[@juve16164]

That part was hilarious lol

[@crystalurushihara3137]

Mystique, do you have a son? uhhh *looks at nightcrawler*😂😂😂😂😂

[@mtzdotcom7260]

crystal urushihara I don’t know why but I always thought mystique was quicksilvers mom

[@TheArcSet]

She's also had that kid with Sabretooth, the one who led all the anti-mutant rallies and is Kurt's half brother.

[@sarpbakrsoy8125]

crystal urushihara 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@peterparquer1873]

Lol! 😅

[@peterparquer1873]

You betcha! In the comics, Mystique had a son with Sabertooth, named Graydon Creed......(in addition to Nightcrawler)..😶

[@GalenNight]

0:45 he makes a good point. I can see why he got Psylocke, Storm and Magneto as they’re powerful mutants with amazing and versatile abilities so why did we need angel in this movie? Frankly also why did he need Angel as a Horseman in the comics?

[@azuresaiyan9005]

In the comics Apocalypse wanted to breed conflict to determine the strong from the weak. He purposely sought out those with a hatred and desire for strength. Warren after being crippled wanted to fly again and Apocalypse used that to take control of Angel.

[@GalenNight]

@@azuresaiyan9005 ok but still far as powers go all Angle has is wings. Until he got them the metal makeover they weren’t even useful for something other than he could just fly. Any other mutant would have been sufficient as one of his Horsemen. Wolverine, Gambit, Rogue, etc

[@LanaKir3767]

Because it looked cool 😤😆 for Apocalypse

[@davidpayne697]

​@GalenNight Besides enhanced strength, stamina, speed, enhanced healing and fighting skills to match? He got pretty OP after he became arch-angel too

[@skyfire3035]

Pretty sure in the comics he has super strength and enhanced senses too, plus he’s meant to be a good fighter.

[@admin.slayerenryu]

Now Magneto and Darth Vader will be best friends :D

[@childish_trevin0]

Cool helmet dad's club.

[@wrecc]

No its the "I have son and a cool helmets" club

[@stealthynaxo]

I have a son, a daughter, a cool helmet and matching cape club?

[@itsyaboidaniel2919]

cool suit Vader it must have cost you AN ARM ON A LEG YYEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

[@joezetts4837]

Ya

[@TwentyFirstPilot]

You gave Voldemort hair. You are the true god.

[@moneypoolyt739]

You gave him a better jawline and goatee that’s a true god

[@thelordofhotcoco9458]

He also has a nose now

[@fienevandijk7224]

Yeah, but 'e couldn't fix Xavier's?

[@whisperingwind2]

Thor Odinson they have 888 now

[@liliantan2379]

I will confirm slaughter all the false gods for my GOD ABBA.

[@thogurus192]

Mystique shouldve taken the form of Martha at the end

[@dannyhernandez265]

Why did you say that Name?!

[@jonathanlee4593]

It's too easy now.

[@DamZ1428]

Who is the man she took the form?

[@standby187]

its micheal keaton bruce wayne

[@MrImastinker]

That joke stopped being funny a LONG time ago. What IS funny is how you people keep forgetting Captain America stopping in his tracks as soon as he hears "Bucky".

[@PeteMitchell_Maverick]

"Bet you didn't see THAT coming!" 😂😂😂

[@hunterkat]

MYSTIQUE DO YOU HAVE A SON Mystique: *awkward stare at nightcrawler* I died laughing

[@sampetty1232]

Katherine Hunter I'm surprised that nobody adressed that throughout this whole movie lol. It's not like mystic wouldn't know she has a kid who looks like s blue demon and she sees a boy who matches the description and is the right age and in the right place and i guess just jocked it up to a coincidence?

[@ZebraLens]

1:35 LOL one Quicksilver saved the other Quicksilver in Avengers Age of Ultron LOL.

[@marcusmcgill4423]

And they both were in Kick-Ass together as best friends.

[@Milmiskew]

+Marcus McGill o, rly?

[@marcusmcgill4423]

Mason Norton Yeah. In Kick-Ass 2, they replaced the X-Men Quicksilver with some lame actor for the role of Kick-Ass' friend.

[@Gradioactive4]

Bet you didn't see that coming lol

[@mistamista92]

Lol my favorite part, the QS in age of ultron is slow af

[@ScarriorIII]

"Alfred, she knows!"

[@husnainali2050]

buahahhahaha

[@theamateurpictures6733]

I almost fell of the chair...the way Batman ran...ha ha

[@joshuahenry2288]

Seriously though out of all the mutants to choose from with god like powers they chose the one who could fly around, not the speedster, teleporter, or even the telepath "oh my gosh why aren't we going after any of them, just pick one it doesn't even matter." 🤣🤣

[@mistflower5945]

"I'm supposed to be the girl on fire!" BARRY ALLEN WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE TIMELINE THIS TIME??

[@jio1423]

Barry really screwed up

[@GeniusJedi]

he saved his mom and Batman's parents, as well as Batman

[@leaphymoon9881]

oh yes he did! at least its not as bad as the flashpoint paradox movie

[@chrise1645]

wait, aren't the X-men marvel? how would the flash affect their universe?

[@romanabanin2216]

damn dude... it just a joke about this time travels and Flash. btw it could be the joke about cw series The Flash

[@FlaviusBelisarius-ck6uv]

Let's face it. If Apocalypse ran a hair salon, we'd all totally go there.

[@gamingmoments1584]

KDivij Balachandar oh definitely

[@veng3r663]

All the Enchanter/Enchantresses in my game get Control Hair at Level 1... :)

[@FlamedBunny]

Karun Divij Balachandar yeah but he'd probably get sand in your hair

[@RyanOConnell02]

Karun Divij Balachandar I'd get him to make me an omega level mutant

[@kingpinpasta2934]

Magneto: I HAVE A SON! Vader: YOU HAVE A SON? Magneto: I HAVE A SON! Vader: I HAVE A SON: 😂

[@TheDrewStar]

KingpinPasta I

[@GasolineProductions]

lol

[@cia1923]

Apocalypse: You are all my children!

[@SwagDoritos]

666 likes

[@AyushKumar-ky5eo]

Quick Silver after entering wanda's house 1:44

[@brendondellinger355]

3:29 I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. As fun as these movies are, they have bigger plot holes than Punisher's family after a trip to the park.........................................I regret nothing.

[@turtlelord1893]

Savage

[@amoore8025]

That was not a plot hole. As DOFP explained, they are in an alternate timeline where the characters make different decisions.

[@gavo7911]

"Penny and Dime..."

[@Nirvezz]

Fox's X-men is full of plot holes

[@Lem1697]

As I understood, Striker was Mystique in Origins all along

[@MahekHussian]

"Oh lord the devil has returned" That killed me XD

[@Diamonddog10.3]

Same XD

[@neogeopanda5200]

It feels like a reference.

[@MarlonBitoy]

+NeoGeoPanda “NeoGeoPanda” it is

[@tehcakeeslie]

+MarlonBitoy which one did it reference again?

[@Benjamin-dx3rd]

+tehcakeeslie x-men first class

[@PlanetAwesomenessProductions]

Nurse: *Oh, Lawd! The Devil has returned!*

[@juliansummers5983]

Nightcrawler: I'm not even red

[@saintniccage2818]

Levene from scrubs

[@Amon2099_]

666 likes???!?!?!?

[@axelpelerin1339]

​@@Amon2099_ Ugh, One son of a me upvoted a 666 to a 667 :(

[@OvSpP]

That girl represented Anya, Magneto's daughter who was killed in the comics as a little girl. Not Lorna, not Wanda, not anyone else, they would NEVER EVER go out like that, understand?

[@mikiroberts733]

The never ending story thing is genius.

[@literallyglados]

its the neever ending sssttttooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@sessa9843]

@@literallyglados ahhh ahhh ahhh

[@shahadatali74]

and that is stil so goooooood 😍😍

[@lordmegatron191]

"Shut up Apocalypse it's not always about you" 😂😂

[@juggy2560]

Lord Megatron shut the fuc up*

[@ylin3160]

At the very end batman: “ hey do you wanna see my secret identity” Mystique just turns into Bruce Wayne 😂😂😂😂😂 Batman: ALFRED, SHE KNOWSSSS

[@starbustergaming5651]

I laughed so hard

[@doctordrizzles1281]

Wow I see you watched the same video I did, very cool

[@ronjayrose9706]

Finally an original comment I was getting so sick and tired of people constantly saying quips and lines from this video

[@Kadasberry11]

I would’ve totally missed that part of not for your comment! 😭 ptsd from all the YT ads

[@Ihateeveryone831]

@@doctordrizzles1281 bruh 🤦‍♀️

[@kensebego199]

" charles do you have a son?" "No Eric, not at this time" 🤔 Is he referencing David Haller???

[@Alias938]

I think so

[@DabossJP64]

"I'm supposed to be the girl on fire" took me a little longer than it should've to get that😂

[@NoBody-gg6tw]

Josh P what I didn’t get it

[@battleostrich9144]

My Story is a bit different It’s a reference to Jennifer Lawrence playing Katniss in The Hunger Games and Mystique in the X-Men flicks; one of her nicknames in that series is “The Girl On Fire,” hence the joke

[@NoBody-gg6tw]

BattleOstrich oh thanks

[@Kaiber_Phoenix]

"oh god Alfred she knows she knows" just made me laugh haven't seen Apocalypse and I'm guessing it wasn't great

[@zionharris9432]

it was underrated the critics didn't like it for whatever reason

[@mr.sandwich7420]

its actually a really good movie I enjoyed it a lot

[@peacefuldawn6823]

it was better than most super hero films. though nothing rivals the dark knight trilogy imo

[@jeesedm]

The whole Wolverine bit shouldn't have been included though. It kind of mixed up the X-Men trilogy.

[@Bopkwon]

But not terrible like Civil War.

[@rebekahsegun8319]

Magneto: Charles, do you have a son? Charles: Legion? Sure Magneto: Mytstique, do you have a son? Mystique: Uhh, I think it's time I told Kurt the truth XD!

[@julieyangsaelee]

Awesome

[@alliepickettsoccer]

Cool

[@Traitor25]

It would be really cool if they made a Nightcrawler film with the version of Kurt from Apocalypse like Wolverine origins.

[@bartu913]

Did u know kurt means wolf in Turkish

[@connerwills6802]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pietromaximoff8435]

Erik: Sweet dreams Me: are made of these

[@jeronamo5404]

Me: who am I to disagree

[@adamking5215]

@Surur Peters Well, I have traveled the seven seas...

[@DrCringe_WM]

Everybody's looking for something...

[@Rish.Houdini]

@@DrCringe_WMsome of them want to use you

[@randomt800kiddo2]

3:10 LOL MYSTIQUE USES KATNISS AS DISGUISE CONFIRMED

[@rockbachelor1336]

What is this song

[@trollface1574]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@kaaarrrlll1019]

"wanna know my secret identity?? oh No! she knows! alfred! she knows!"....Cafe Batman is the best.

[@choppaboyant608]

"oh looord the devil has returned" i would say that too cuz im black not that just that nigga came outta no where

[@TheSpawnfan]

BTW, was that Michael Keaton? i mean, Bats is already using his old 80's movie suit.

[@automan224]

+TheSpawnfan that's the joke...

[@water_color]

+TheSpawnfan michael Keaton, who murdered a guy with a bomb, another with his batmobile, and dropped joker off a building!

[@TheSpawnfan]

RandoM Videos Yup, and no one called him out on it back in 1989 and the early 90's (not that i know of anyway).

[@sandraseng5]

How Mystique stoped when Magneto ask her if she has a son.... her son is Nightcrawler 😂

[@makoishima2U]

sandraseng5 yep and the father is Azazel

[@veng3r663]

I thought it was Sabertooth... O_o

[@makoishima2U]

Veng3r nope yellow eyes long tail 3 fingers Azazel kinda obvious

[@legacyranger1237]

sandraseng5 it is?

[@makoishima2U]

LegacyRanger123 genes and traits dude

[@whammycheng3758]

1:37 "Bet you didn't see that coming." That phrase came to my head when seeing WandaVision.

[@Rakesh37187]

OMG quicksilver saved quicksilver 😂

[@marvinskywalker1166]

I actually saw that submission and it felt a little weird to see it actually come true 😂

[@hyderkamran8010]

+Marvin Skywalker same

[@bioswat96]

Better leave him dead, lol

[@thefriendlynerighbourhoodc7697]

bet your didt see that comming

[@coffeebreakhero3743]

I lost it

[@jman090]

.. so if Magnetos daughter didn't die... would she have been scarlet witch?

[@spiderninja_1]

I was thinking that, except for the fact that quicksilver and scarlet witch were twins.

[@jman090]

Spiderninja1 yeah true, when I first saw that she was controlling nature some how so I was like "That's Scarlet Witch!!!" But then nope, she dead.

[@zanfear]

Scarlet Witch exists via a deleted scene on DoFP

[@jman090]

ZanFear really what is DoFP??

[@josiahvock5675]

+Mr Joke days of future past

[@joshdobedoe2845]

Magneto: Mystique, do you have a son? nightcrawler behind her Mystique: Uhhhh

[@li-limandragon9287]

I thought she banged the devil

[@aaronl22]

+

[@eshswam]

+Li-Li Mandragon yep...she banged azazel

[@li-limandragon9287]

eshswam In other comics she banged *The actual Devil* 4.bp.blogspot.com/-1Mu5CUqlWDQ/USqeYkt9oyI/AAAAAAAAAJI/mCWBSStIjf8/s640/faced+Mephisto.jpg

[@NumberFast]

Or it maybe that were John Wraith from "X-Men Origins".)

[@alecopedia5744]

1:28 I can't believe this can be considered canon now.

[@tigerdcd]

After watching every x-men movie I'm seriously confused as to what is considered canon but I looked up theories online and it basically just says that all the x-men movies take place in entirely different realities hence the discrepancies in the timeline, even after days of future past where they went back making pretty much every movie after the point where Logan goes back in time irrelevant there is still tons of continuity errors and even more if you actually bother to watch the agents of shield and the gifted it's really the only way to explain it.

[@movieblocks9164]

It cannot. Bohner lol. I’m so glad that they didn’t merge the universes.

[@filmvids5596]

@@movieblocks9164 they should merge don't u wanna see Wolverine and Avengers together?? The sad part is that Hugh Jackman Won't Play it 😢

[@stefanc9574]

Batman didn't say "because i'm Batman" 😱

[@madmoblin]

He didn't't because he's BATMAN!

[@lopertiuyt3698]

OMG😂😂😂

[@joe4me]

Loop in my head, lol

[@gallopingLake6]

You didn't see the ending credits when he's hitting on Mystique?

[@definitelyhacked4000]

+gallopingLake6 He didn't say "because" tho.

[@anthonyyang7286]

Nightcrawler: teleports to hospital Black nurse: oh lord the devil has returned!!!

[@isaiahlozano5301]

Anthony Yang huh? Deja vu

[@fahadhidayat1884]

That cracked me up 😂

[@ivyscribbles8671]

i loved that part so much

[@idyllicjj4369]

Comeback from how first class shoulda ended

[@kaylag.5807]

Clearly the best part was I HAVE A SON?!?! THIS IS WONDERFUL!!!!! But the rest of this HISHE was absolutely amazing. Definitely one of the best ever!!!!

[@huntcd2012]

I loved it when he asked Mystique if she had a son and she seemed unsure just like the movie itself. Lol.

[@AceOfGeeks]

and she glanced back at nightcrawler lmao cuz he's her son

[@huntcd2012]

AceOfGeeks I'm still surprised that they didn't even imply that Mystique was his mother.

[@jimih8262]

ifkr

[@makspaprocki8851]

+AceOfGeeks had to go back to check

[@hichamelkhou2421]

Magneto: I Have a son!! Darth Vader: I Have a son!? Everyone is looking for children these days

[@echoalexander72]

He said "i have a son!" As in that famous scene where he tells luke that hes his father

[@zhongxiancheng4670]

Mystique: I'm supposed to be the girl on fire Who else gets the Hunger Games reference?

[@arcanewarrior863]

Zhongxian Cheng me

[@beansbean4076]

Zhongxian Cheng me

[@alliepickettsoccer]

Me

[@Drotdog]

Everyone

[@uncanny.6277]

Zhongxian Cheng Lol meh

[@S0ulEaTeR1012]

quicksilver saves quicksilver this gets a thumbs up

[@angelomordini6779]

That was my idea for the fan comments :)

[@S0ulEaTeR1012]

+Angelo James Mordini thats was a great one sir!

[@samanthagreen576]

my thoughts exactly!!

[@angelomordini6779]

+s0ulEaTeR1012 thank you XD

[@kevinheim7563]

It does rather point out how much more impressive the Fox X-Men Quicksilver is than the MCU Quicksilver.

[@gideon3802]

Most people on this comment section keep arguing and comparing between Quicksilver from Mcu and Fox. Dude u guys are totally wrong. Do you know who the fastest speedster that ever live in comic? Its batman. Do I need to explain it to you why? Because He is Batman!

[@motor4X4kombat]

and even then the mcu quicksilver os more closer to the comics than the fox quicksilver

[@OlafLesniak]

MCU is more accurate to the comics, but lame. Fox Quicksilver is where it's at!

[@swerve248]

I'm not a speedster, I'm better

[@GotCabbage]

+I'm Batman No. You're Batman.

[@soulexchangemusic]

+Batman which batman are you? Bruce Wayne or Dick Grayson.

[@whisperingwind2]

0:39 “Really? This is the best mutant you can come up with?” This. So much this.

[@koinodiscoqueen]

magneto:hey glasses i have a son. i have a son :D darth vader:you have a son magneto:i have a son :D darth vader:i have a son :D magneto:charles do you have a son charles:no erik not at this time magneto:mystique do you have a son mystique:uhhhh magneto:i have a son :D apocalypse:you are all my children magneto:shut up apocalypse its not always about you >:O apocalypse:crying at the toilet me:XD

[@echoalexander72]

Mystique glanced at nightwalker

[@tiaramnarine5160]

i was kind of wanting for him to go to wanda and ask him do you have a son

[@Skyebright1]

Charles has legion ;)

[@indi-go1868]

OH LAWD THE DEVEL HAS RETURNED! I see HISHI likes referencing their own videos...

[@foldabotZ]

Which one?

[@foldabotZ]

+TheGiftedGuy No, I was asking HISHE this was referencing and I just found out it was X-Men First Class HISHE.

[@CybersteelEx]

I thought it was Laverne from Scrubs.

[@indi-go1868]

TheGiftedGuy True

[@indi-go1868]

foldabotZ Yeah, it is that one. Its one of my personal favorites HISHI videos. :)

[@amandas2639]

"ALFRED. SHE KNOWS!" Absolutely golden.

[@RollingPow0420]

Deadpool: someone has to save this franchise. Me: Definitely breaking the fourth wall but too true

[@AlexLove631]

Absolutely absurd that we never got a scene in BvS with Bruce and Clark at a café drinking coffee

[@AlexLove631]

2xucan At least the warehouse fight was a phenomenal action scene. Finally captured Batman's combat correctly

[@neftalia2256]

+2xucan it was pretty simple just not spoonfed

[@SSC0002]

That actaully had a chance of happening in JL. Snyder is building a replica of a café they were filming near bc he likes their coffee and now they're going to film in there

[@joshuatalley7834]

"Oh lord the devil has returned" lol

[@silenoz1289]

Joshua Talley I

[@christ-abel8774]

That one made me burst out !!!

[@apen20]

Omggg.this part of the clip is rrally funny.Lmao

[@bolatluver29]

I didn't get it...

[@NguyenVu-lm2bo]

+Bulwark Tom watch how doctor strange should have ended lol XDDDD

[@mr.slightlymad4496]

Apocalypse as hairstyler... I'm done 😂😂😂

[@LordBeerusGodofDestruction]

He’s here to bring an end to damaged hair

[@quinsif6483]

LFMAO

[@quinsif6483]

LMFAO

[@beansbean4076]

Dave Miller and thats how he turned beter with make-overs

[@kelakotana]

Voldemort has a nose now

[@soccerkid2925]

The quicksilver being in age of ultron just gained a whole new level of meta

[@iaminthemostunrelatedfando8118]

Was anyone else pissed that they ignored Nightcrawler being Mystiques son? I wanted them to say or hint at it. They had so much interaction, and not a single hint.

[@kagutsuchi969]

Because they screwed the timeline royally. It's only ten years after the cuban missile crisis where she meets azazeal and kurt is at least 16. A lot of things no longer make any sense within their story continuity.

[@iaminthemostunrelatedfando8118]

kagutsuchi969 It really pisses me off that she is a lot younger in the films. They should stick more with the comics. I was really hoping in this film they would at least hint at it.

[@minartson]

There aren't any completely accurate comic book movies.

[@Sc0rpJoe]

+kagutsuchi969 Correction, its 20 years after the cuban missile crisis, so she could be Kurts mother.

[@kagutsuchi969]

Jonah Steinfeld Nope, future past occurs in 73, apocalypse in 83.

[@masterdude9419]

"Mystique, do you have a son?" "uhhhhh" LOL

[@masterdude9419]

HAHA and the credits scene! LOL

[@SomberYeti]

I love your pic xD

[@jackjacques7495]

Yeah, I wonder if they'd ever adress that on these movies XD

[@enderdrache]

Notice where she looks too.

[@SansMatej]

nightcrawler is her son

[@grahammandryk2908]

In the comics raven is actually night crawlers mother

[@MrsTwinLover]

She's nightcrawler's mother in almost all universes. (they even hinted it in X2)

[@ChrisPPotatoIDC]

Raven from Teen Titans :D

[@Brianhernandezzz]

L

[@1r0zz]

but that's an actually GOOD comic book...

[@markoappel3035]

that was the joke...

[@soupysoulless]

Magneto: I have a son! Apocalypse: You are all my children. Magento: Shut up Apocalypse, it's not always about you.

[@sarksdhar3693]

That Mystique part though at 2:42 I get it :D

[@MrJimichael]

She does lol

[@lonerider4164]

So....is Nightcrawler in the movie's timeline(s?) her son? They introduced Azazel in First Class. Wait a minute....I don't think they even addressed the mother-son relationship in the original movie trilogy!

[@sarksdhar3693]

Lone Rider I hope they keep their son mother relationship in the movies It would be pretty interesting.

[@lonerider4164]

Gursimran Padda Me too. And they could reintroduce Rogue as her adopted daughter somehow and I'd think the mother-son-daughter angle might make for an interesting watch and make it thematically work. In First Class, Mystique's main struggle is finding beauty in herself; she's proud to be a mutant sure but when you have physical differences that bluntly reiterates the fact and knowing several mutants that can pass as being "normal" makes it more frustrating. With Rogue it's kind of the opposite: A Southern belle with alluring but deadly beauty (both figuratively and literally) retaining a status of a social pariah. Nightcrawler's origin story alone makes it compelling for drama; After the moment of Kurt's birth, she and her baby suffer the humiliation and persecution of being mobbed as "monsters" and regretfully abandons her son. Maybe adopting Rogue later on helps her to shoulder that pain.......Come on, Fox! Please make this happen!

[@sarksdhar3693]

Lone Rider That could be really interesting!

[@marcusdyer2104]

Batman and Superman are in there 1980s costumes/suits because X-Men apocalypse took place in the 1980s

[@MetalMadness_00]

Get ready for the supermullet & the batnipples in the next movie

[@GameHopping]

And the Bruce Wayne was Micheal Keaton.

[@laracameron9876]

And the Days of Futures Past HISHE has Batman and Superman in their 1970s outfits.

[@angelomordini6779]

Oooh that explains it thank you lol

[@Nijwol707true]

Actually, Batman has the suit from the Batman movie starring Keaton in 1989 and the events of Apocalypse took place in 1986...But still, it was a pretty kick-ass reference

[@TheDougSpot]

The fact that Deadpool did a timeline cleanse in here, 2 years before the actual movie is mind boggling

[@isaacjnr]

Mystique: I'm supposed to be the girl on fire.( Reference to Katniss Evedeen in the hunger games movie)😂😂