How Star Wars The Last Jedi Should Have Ended

[@Tap-a-roo]

The “its a trap” sequence from Ackbar is the best piece of short writing I’ve seen in ten years. Awesomesauce.

[@rascallyrabbit717]

anyone who uses the word awesomesauce had better be cool -good thing for you

[@bbnnmm9]

Do you know what this is? Do you? Know what this is? Do you kno? Its a..... Its a............ A......... TRRRAAAAPPPPPPPP

[@jacobodom8401]

Ackbar turns the ship preparing to ram to fleet Hum: “It’s a Trap!” Hyperspace shoots through the fleet

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

Fulcrum What was ten years ago?

[@spencer7950]

I was going to like this comment, but I saw that it had 666 likes, and I just couldn't mess that up.

[@carbodude5414]

Really satisfying to see Admiral Hairdo's look of frustration when Admiral Ackbar is chosen over her and when Ackbar actually explains his plan to the crew to avoid mutiny, like a competent leader.

[@piercelindenberg6842]

They didn’t know the First Order had light speed tracking, so it was possible they had a traitor informing where they were. Hence the secrecy about the plan.

[@jopekpl3986]

@@piercelindenberg6842 I think they found them on this planet either way

[@piercelindenberg6842]

@@jopekpl3986 yes, but only because DJ the hacker sold them out.

[@rymdalkis]

Ackbar: "Nobody freak out, we actually have a plan" Poe: "Oh, thank god"

[@pickleman3706]

I like that profile pic you got this sir

[@rymdalkis]

@@pickleman3706 Likewise, ma brotha

[@Tmtrnr22]

„i gOt a pLaN aRthUr“

[@gracemayfield5001]

Still waiting for how star wars the raise of Skywalker should have ended.

[@sircart1er]

It's a trap

[@RowanArk]

Anakin being excited about other people having families is just so wholesome

[@brettlissaman4032]

More families = more kids...and that's where the fun begins.

[@necronlord8274]

@@brettlissaman4032 _Captain Obvious mode on:_ *SO HE CAN MASSACRE THEM WITH HIS LIGHTSABER?*

[@patrickdixon3512]

that the whole mood for him now

[@admiralflynn895]

Kylo: Why'd you slice off my hand? Rey: Isn't that your family tradition?

[@Arthus850]

Kylo: yeah, but that's the right hand. You just sliced off my left! The tradition is ruined!!!

[@hardroxas7580]

And the second Movie of the Trilog Tradicion

[@renato360a]

*our* family tradition

[@joserose9095]

Lol

[@jamesstewart6219]

Pretty sure Anakin lost all of his limbs so I don't think it matters which hand is sliced off

[@cloudhazard2860]

“...Grand father?!” “HI BEN!” That’s so wholesome.

[@paged5927]

I can see the family resemblance

[@brandonmartin739]

What can I say other than, THEIR A FAMILY!!!

[@dastardlyruby74737]

Do you know what that is it’s aaaa it’s aaaa ITS A FAMILY

[@JaneWardyMFC]

ITS A TRAP

[@kingsman5121]

I kinda wised it was hayden anakin

[@themartianway]

The scene where they catch the Blaster fire and then knock it back, is not only incredible, but is a logical next step given what we've already seen in tfa.

[@funoff3207]

'Logical next step' is not in Rian Johnson's vocabulary. I hope he has his 3 films taken away.

[@bri9853]

Rey fangirling over Obi-wan being her granfather is kinda cute ngl.

[@Vinthechad]

Wasn't the original idea of Rey being Obi Wan's granddaughter?

[@Black_Swordsman76]

@@Vinthechad yeah that was the idea but we all know how that went

[@Vinthechad]

@@Black_Swordsman76 it would've been really cool but all of it got thrown away

[@Black_Swordsman76]

@@Vinthechad it would, besides I think Rey Kenobi sounds a bit better

[@Wodahs_134]

It didn’t age well

[@secretsauceii3810]

“I saved you, dummy.” “What do you think I was trying to do?!” “It’s about saving the ones you love.” “THAT’S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO!”

[@svavarkjarrval8757]

Really like the comment. Didn't add a like since it was at 42. ;)

[@mariacatarina3467]

That was just sad

[@jacobrogers0]

Im your 200th like

[@user-ms5dp6zn5l]

I literally found this comment when that part started lol

[@longshot9757]

What would have happened if Finn had made it?

[@Omizuke]

"Do you know what this is?" That scene always makes me happy.

[@mikoaj5002]

"I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi, and this is my granddaugter" Yeah, too soon Kenobi, too soon...

[@thedarkestlight4563]

I'm reading this after seeing RoS. lmao

[@marcogonzalez9673]

Who was his normal daughter?

[@kanha2237]

CreeperSlayer928 he didn't have any children

[@thetiktokpenguin4343]

Adoption could have happened. The Mandalorian proved that

[@f0rg3rs]

I wonder if "Rey Kenobi" would be better than "Rey Palpatine"

[@RafaHenryBorges]

I can't get over the fact that General Hux is more badass in this parody video than in the actual movie.

[@ClokworkGremlin]

Very low bar.

[@souhiroraven4196]

EVERYTHING in this parody video is way better than in the actual movie. Even Holdo lines are better here than in the movie (Mostly, because Holdo just stay silent, sitting in a corner) But on the other hand, ANY parody is better than the source material!!

[@tommygeorge2840]

The “it’s a trap” moment was the best

[@rodrigoreynaga1662]

Yup

[@chiaralaudo7395]

Yesssss

[@wosherdosher4339]

Yea

[@Jungoguy]

It should have made it into the film. Ackbar didn’t deserve it

[@AsaraBuck]

What can I say?

[@PerovNigma]

Tbh them freezing the blasts and casually batting them back is an awesome idea.

[@dexwri9211]

IKR!!!

[@themysteriousgravityfalls]

I thought Luke would have used the force to knock over the first walker, then it would have dominoe'd onto all the other ones. THAT would have been cool.

[@hafaball]

yeah, it would have been a nice call back to Empire when he soloed a AT-AT, now being able to defeat 8 of them at once! :O but I guess that'd be too much?

[@phantasmsa]

To be honest, Luke could've done that. Kylo was able to stop a blaster and same with Vader with Solo in ESB. 30 year seasoned Jedi should be able to handle walker blasts.

[@Cirris]

I mean seriouly, they just had Liea force poppins thru the vacuum of interstellar space. Why not have Luke stop a barrage of high energy blasts and bat them back.

[@adoboflash]

That Akbar Part is really Epic.

[@rault114]

I really wish Ackbar was in command during those scenes. He's a known leader of the Rebellion, and him exiting like that would've been super badass. Instead, he dies unspectacularly while that exit becomes the only good thing Holdo does in this shitshow of a movie.

[@victormelendez2332]

Ender Stratos God I hate that character Holdo

[@jeremymileski4317]

"Excellent! Sorry, sister" classic!!

[@Shorts-xb5yd]

Do you know what this is? ITS. A. TRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! R.I.P Akbar. The best leader

[@rabies5179]

It really is. Alexa, play a New Hope 2

[@Keithchan2024]

Here after Daisy Ridley admitted the relation to Obi Wan was in the draft

[@ericsilivestru6529]

Its better that TROS anyways

[@A.B.I.R.U]

@ Nah. Rey - Tarded is better. It always has been.

[@Srikar-on9ib]

@ Rey Nobody makes even more sense.

[@blazefa.]

@ no it doesn’t actually, it doesn’t explain her powers at all, kenobi wasnt actaully strong in the force and he had not many midichlorians, he just had a great work ethic and always improved himself

[@blazefa.]

@ rey not existing would’ve been better

[@robertolmstead1346]

“I’m Obi Wan Kenobi. This here is my granddaughter.” Well, this did not age well.

[@DNephilim]

Also the snoke/plagueıs theory

[@Nintendoggy]

To be fair, Disney didn't know either at the time.

[@thelazydire]

NiceU

[@___David__]

Didn't it? You could reuse the same argument in HISHE Rise of Skywalker... 'cause Rey's lineage still makes no sense.

[@taylorbaggins0922]

Haha I just rewatched it as well

[@secretsauceii3810]

Poe: “Finn and rose just died!” Literally everyone: “Finn and who?”

[@PollutedIndian]

Lolol

[@abdulgafur2712]

“I saved you, dummy.” “What do you think I was trying to do?!” “It’s about saving the ones you love.” “THAT’S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO!”

[@mdredheadguy1979]

Exactly!

[@ryraisin3280]

It was just leia that replied

[@enlightened6958]

Rose did the stupidest little stunt ever in star wars

[@josephagar1005]

Obi Wan: Rey is my granddaughter. Palpatine on Exegol: I feel a great disturbance in the Force.

[@keagan5379]

Joseph Agar bruh spoilers u gotta wait 3 weeks at least

[@DiaryOfTheMadHatter1987]

Not cool

[@thetiktokpenguin4343]

I mean... we don’t who her maternal grandparents are

[@MarcusPearl]

SPOILERS

[@jedigamer9935]

@@thetiktokpenguin4343 Obi-Wan and Satine.

[@GalenNight]

Honestly the idea of Darth Plageius being Snoke would have been a better idea. He gets his revenge on Palpatine by coming back to life and taking over his apprentice’s empire. It’d be like his ultimate triumph

[@abraham2172]

Yeah, but it wouldve been a huge stretch either way. Sidious killed Plagueis, there was no way he couldve come back somehow.

[@doctorjay8673]

​@@abraham2172 Wasn't he studying how to become immortal anyway? Plus his name implies that maybe there was a way. A sorta bodysnatcher situation.

[@CallumSamLukeBenSmith]

I 100% agree!

[@marie-annechatelain37]

« Finn and Rose just died. » « Finn and who ? » 👌

[@missmenchen4896]

LOL so funny

[@amitbhawanie2931]

Truer words have never been spoken

[@Mr_J03L]

Yea she never knew rose

[@arkenobi5667]

Leia "Finn and who?"

[@nem0519]

Their character really shoukd have been killed off. Their entire plot was ridiculous.

[@brentage5000]

"Oh, dang, Finn and Rose just died!" "Finn and who?" That's what we're all saying, Leia.

[@oranagaming237]

would've been better if Finn had just sacrificed himself

[@Sutagel_Panein]

Yeah much better

[@juantony]

Oranagaming Yeah but it would’ve been sad too.

[@themaskedmysadaean8885]

@@juantony Yes, and we'd have had a distinct feeling about this movie, other than the background radiation feeling of mild contempt and annoyance.

[@ronramen5827]

@@juantony But it would have been a good ending for his character, I mean, where does he go after this? Finn has to do something that only he can do in episode 9 to save his character.

[@lunaazaleaamity3391]

3:10 is the “Its a trap” moment, your welcome

[@Toha_Yakórkin]

Thanks

[@thenoirknight5729]

Deeply appreciated. You have my greatest thanks

[@gracelenroc5696]

Best moment seriously.

[@fae.m27]

Best line in star wars

[@DarthDevorin]

When you realize Ghost Yoda can save the galaxy by himself.

[@chrismcdowall05]

Could have killed Darth Vader and Sidious too.

[@unknownstranger1177]

Powerful, I am Such power I have......... lol (loud, laugh out)

[@honahamomoru151]

@@unknownstranger1177 Of course Master Yoda, 900 years for what, right?

[@jonathancontreras5069]

he maxed out his skill tree

[@hoodaticus]

@@jonathancontreras5069 He's the dragonborn and a werewolf and a vampire. But he may have mixed too many bloods...

[@TuckToast]

But imagine if Kylo got his hand sliced off then he would be like his grandfather

[@derekvillegas4003]

Except we also would need his legs and other hand gone later too

[@kxloux8466]

That's the point...

[@Wraith-lr6vt]

No that would be character development and Disney has proven they cant do that with this trilogy

[@JonBow_]

Almost Every star wars character

[@feathertailforever8889]

Yeah it would have been way better

[@DMMP16]

If they had admiral ackbar be the one to fly through the first order ship that whole scene would have been so much more emotional in theaters

[@ArtifiSir]

DMMP 16 especially if they made a nod and have an officer scream out "it's a tr...!" Before getting cut off by the epic slice shot

[@noahalexander1280]

DMMP 16 Sadly, his voice actor died very early into production which is probably why they used Holdo instead.

[@j0hn00arthur]

Snow Trooper Oh because there's no one in existence that could imitate akbar's voice,sure...

[@streafe]

Yeah, because Disney would allow a character named 'Ackbar' to kamikaze a ship...

[@fanfanpay]

The Force is female

[@Jakeshapedworld]

“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda “Only a Sith deals in absolutes” - Obi Wan Yoda is a Sith confirmed, this explains his sudden lightning powers ⚡️

[@Deathmare235]

And Kenobi

[@WarLordArtos]

@@Deathmare235 I read "Kenobi" in a General Grievous voice

[@Deathmare235]

@@WarLordArtos I read it in Maul

[@shimrrajamaane4072]

that's not an absolute, what a bad sense of humor Americans have

[@Goldstandard_1]

I take offense to this, say something funny

[@WeDoItLive]

That Admiral Ackbar scene was exactly what I wanted and told all my friends. Thank you.

[@julos5598]

They couldn't do it because of then everyone would do the "Allah Ackhbar" joke

[@marie5356]

he will always be remembered

[@consciousgentile5141]

+Julos55 truth

[@AJ69238]

"Finn and who?" PERFECTION

[@nikolaibelinski3433]

You're a grandfather too

[@zachryzimmerman4800]

😂😂😂

[@pks-69]

Starlord - legendary outlaw

[@clonesquad4874]

Sums up finn's character

[@shirona2082]

I never thought a video could be both so incredibly funny and incredibly sad at the same time to this degree. But here we are.

[@jonesfromindiana5692]

Its depressing because almost anything in this video would have been better than what happened in the actual movie

[@DisunicornwolfIdk]

Nah it’s just funny

[@kevingb6778]

Jones from indiana yeah it should have happened

[@lovelessissimo]

Your comment wins.

[@Countdown3337]

You said it man.

[@AlexPastGrey]

A little detail I love about this one is that Ackbar says he is "Admiral Ackbar of the *Republic* fleet", not the *Resistance* fleet Because, yeah, it makes total sense for the republic to be attacking the FO, especially after what Starkiller just did

[@krushchilde]

"we actually have a plan. don't anyone freak out and mutiny"

[@pkhjdlkfjandljfn]

krushchilde "omg, yes, thank god."

[@Mana7Origin]

"We actually have a plan." This is all we wanted to hear and this is what an experienced leader should say.

[@Andriej69]

They focused too much on her being a Tumblr self-insert

[@Warmishcookies]

My working theory is she is was a Kathleen Kennedy insert. As in, she was put in as a kind of tribute to her leadership style. I can imagine that she’d be the type of leader who deliberately withheld information about ‘the bigger picture’ and would get angry that anyone dare question her authority or expertise. And maybe that’s why she says she likes Poe despite treating him...not well. So the inclusion of a character that the audience is so critical of probably didn’t wind up being the best way to ‘honor’ Kennedy. Or maybe it was. Who knows.

[@Andriej69]

There's absolutely zero quality control over this shitpile

[@alexjednorowicz1016]

I think she should have just said, "Poe, don't you think the reason they can track us through hyperspace is because there's a spy here?" Or something similar

[@emberguard5009]

I was thinking "Finn, you're literally wearing a tracking device on your wrist. If Rey can track it, chances are so can the Empire"

[@htx_asmodeus]

"Nobody freak out and start a munity or anything! We actually have a plan"

[@heartbox1541]

yes! why didn't they do that?

[@stephentoth6003]

Bear Grandmaster that was awesome

[@2WARDEN2]

Literally if they'd said that, the movie would have been about 30 mins shorter because that prequel-level side quest Finn and Rose go on with the horses would never have happened. And that is 100% okay.

[@wolfrainexxx]

Having Ackbar say nothing, just saluting, and Hux screaming, "It's a tra...!" as the destruction commences would have solidified Ackbar as the greatest legend in Star Wars.

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Awesome! Though to be fair, George Lucas wouldn’t have written anything that badass either. Light Sci-Fi/Fantasy has its weaknesses after all.

[@wolfrainexxx]

@@ConnanTheCivilized Doesn't mean someone can't reimagine the scene in a videogame in the future, no?

[@starfire2125]

This has to be one of your best. Thank you for keeping Ackbar alive so he can spring one more trap

[@puppet4978]

Most honorable death in star wars, Akbar setting a trap

[@danielschoch4881]

@Iron Giant Rose looks actually good here. Better than in real film.

[@LordPoompaDoompa]

Honestly would have been way better

[@spartandude0117]

I actually felt complete when watching that scene. If he actually did that in the film it would have been amazing.

[@fredrikengstrom2107]

His name would forever have been immortalized on the internet... The fact that Admiral Akbar died, by blowing himself up, by setting a trap. x2 meme

[@mavairick]

Plus the fact that someone named Akbar did a kamikaze action. yep, i wanted that ! :)

[@garethlamb6923]

If only Ackbar could actually have done that. It would have been a great reference to Return of the Jedi.

[@jiminyjustin]

Gareth Lamb and terrorism!

[@bruhsselsprouts3986]

Gareth Lamb when I saw the movie I literally wished that happened, instead we got miss purple hair whatever tf her name is

[@ExistentialWill]

Too heavy-handed, obviously.

[@iamhungey12345]

Also it would have given Ackbar a much better send off rather than treating him as a red shirt who doesn't have a Scottish accent.

[@wyrmh0le]

Hey I also like it when memes get referenced in movies! Yay memes, yay self-references!

[@axepheus]

Ben : Why'd you slice off my hand?! Rey : I thought it's a Skywalker tradition.

[@celestejones6744]

Ben crying to luke "if your a sky walker you lose a hand"

[@Goldstandard_1]

If your a sith skywalker you lose everything

[@skinhk]

After Episode 9, all I can say is... | | | | | | I couldn't wait to see Anakin asking Palpatine "You have a grand-daughter ?"

[@frobie200]

Yes

[@mirkala8696]

Is this really true???

[@wenbluepirate3954]

@@mirkala8696 WE MUST TELL EVERYONE!

[@Jungoguy]

It’d be even funnier if Palps reacts like that. I HAVE A GRANDAUGHTER!

[@WilyGryphon]

It'd be even funnier if he broke tradition and threw up like the rest of us, and Rey decided not to continue the trend for the same reason and therefore chose the name Skywalker.

[@lyricthemusicman]

I love the little reunions and where Anakin is like "I'M A DAD!" and "I'M A GRANDPA!"

[@G7D07]

Me2 hahaha it’s actually cute comedy

[@jaroslavb.korinek7285]

It's a trap is a perfect line for dying in epic way. Way better for Ackbar than being just blown to space.

[@valentine7593]

Even if the “IT’S A TRAP” scene was in the movie, it wouldn’tve made up for the bomber scene and Rose stopping Finn from having his “HELLO BOYS, IM BAAAAAAAAACK” moment

[@sergioplazat3995]

Jejeje "LO HIZO!!! EL MUY DESGRACIADO LO HIZO!!"

[@aniallater33]

Luke: What did you think was going to happen? I’d take on the entire First Order with nothing but a laser sword? Also Luke in the Original Trilogy: *Takes on entire Empire with nothing but a laser sword*

[@gregd806]

ANiallater 33 Legends Luke: Takes on Many, many Enemies with Laser sword, becomes The most powerful Jedi ever, And is said to have the skill of 20 Jedi in 1.

[@kireba268]

@@gregd806 Its light saber

[@i-deni-i5138]

@@gregd806 wow that's sooooo.....boring.

[@johnnygyro2295]

@@i-deni-i5138 Not really. He had to work to get to that level and even then he still had setbacks. For example, he had quite a few students turn to the Dark Side, including Ben's Legends Counterpart Jacen Solo.

[@gregd806]

John Morgan I mean, he even turned to the dark side once...

[@JohnGuyJohn]

YES. This is truly how it should have ended. And begun. And the middle part should have been pretty similar too.

[@isaiahd5396]

zio420 Yep

[@isaiahd5396]

zio420 The movie was already terrible it would be hard to make it much worse

[@davidray3133]

John Marstall Other than Finn and Rose getting blown up? Maybe. They make it look too easy, though.

[@davidray3133]

Isaiah D it had several funny parts. I love the Porgs.

[@coltdelarge5317]

Isaiah D i totally agree bro i would have loved it

[@justincarrubba759]

The "its a trap" part and Yoda's laugh at the end had me dying

[@samuelevans5743]

Agreed

[@gfleener2220]

I agree

[@pigking3854]

OH! I GET IT!! Ackbar dies so YOU'RE DYING!

[@stuckmannen3876]

For The Future sooo are u ded yet?! >8-)

[@ravijoshi858]

True

[@yusufkozan9979]

This channel writes better film scripts than actual film script writers.

[@ddthewolf]

"Shut up Karl! No one asked you!"

[@KirtFitzpatrick]

That's literally the entire purpose of the channel.

[@EyeStorrm]

Any fanmade content basically exists to make its creator believe that they can write better than actual film scriptwriters.

[@musicman7296]

Is second this, I curse this to blow up

[@Mar1o_640]

Spoilers for Rise of Skywalker: Anakin: PALPATINE!? YOU’RE A GRANDFATHER TOO?!?!

[@jordanloux3883]

Palpatine: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT WEARING YOUR GRANDPA CLUB TEE-SHIRT!

[@nicholaspark4165]

Can't wait to see the Emperor in the Villain Pub after realizing that

[@mansurmamdani2896]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lucasvandecasteele9904]

anakin : but wait, if you are a grandfather…. YOU ARE A FATHER TOO! YODA! OBIWAN!

[@masonpyle5929]

They should do that when how the rise of Skywalker should of ended gets uploaded.

[@kingemperorpenguin1]

I love Admiral Ackbar in this! This is perfect!

[@maggiebisone9257]

It is so sad that the voice actor died. I am sure that Ackbar would have been a prevalent character in the movie had he not.

[@Lady_Yuna]

KingEmperorPenguin *Admiral Ackbar voice* Our internet browsers can't repel awesomeness of that magnitude!

[@staleishmemes9284]

What he should of said: Admiral Ackbar!!!!!!!!!

[@Mitchthisis]

Mags Doubt it, they wanted to kill everything we loved... Just so happened he was already dead :((((

[@MatthewDoesThisNow]

Yes!

[@fraan3417]

That Obi-Wan and Anakin scene was *Amazing* Just what i need it.

[@d812_9]

*HOW THE LAST JEDI REALLY SHOULD'VE ENDED* Rian: hey, so I've got this script- Disney: Yeah nah.

[@joannetull9382]

Lol

[@Reliavl]

No actually it’s Dave: Rian I’ve got this really good sc- Rian: Yeah nah. WW2 INSPIRED BOMBERS! AMAZING. Dave: Bruh Rian: AND MAKE THEM SLOW PLS. MAKE SURE THERE’S A LOT OF SPECIAL EFFECTS Dave: Rlly? Rian: OH AND BLOW UP THE STAGE FOR A SCENE, RISKING EVERY ACTOR’S LIVES! Dave: ... Rian: What Dave? Dave: Nothing. Rian: Oh. Dave (Whispering): Why did disney bring in the dumbest director ever?

[@spacelord4648]

@@Reliavl poor choice of words when you have TWO ja Abrahams films in the same Trilogie

[@Reliavl]

@@spacelord4648 ikr

[@redhood7650]

@@Reliavl Dave: well I'm off to make a space western. See you Rian. Rian: it's not gonna work Dave. Dave: "makes Mandalorian" what was that you hack. Rian: nothing sir

[@richieosborn2639]

This is perhaps one of, if not, the best HISHE video ever!

[@jazy921]

The worse the movie, the better the HISHE video.

[@MAVR1CK99]

Richie Osborn it's the best because it's funny and IT'S ACTUALLY HOW IT SHOULD'VE ENDED!!!

[@regularshow960]

jazy921 I don't think it's related to that. All of their videos are awesome regardless of the movie. I often find myself loving the movie but laughing at HISHE's brilliant ways of poking fun anyway

[@inactivefan]

Richie Osborn i agree this one awesome

[@richieosborn2639]

jazy921 Admiral Ackbar and Holdo should’ve switched roles in the real movie.

[@JamboMkIII]

Luke : What did you think I was gunna do, take on the whole of the first order with just a lazer sword? Entire Audience worldwide : why do you think we all bought tickets?

[@OfirBeck]

I don't know about you But i bought a ticket so i can see Luke Skywalker milking some green soy milk out of some space manitee's titesticles

[@JamboMkIII]

@@OfirBeck I mean, i thought that went without saying how would we fill the lazer sword free minutes

[@meghanachauhan9380]

@@OfirBeck I bought a ticket to see if he milks Rey after that. I was very disappointed

[@OfirBeck]

@@meghanachauhan9380 go online, you'll find it

[@someguy1141]

Yea it's a shame i would have liked him to ignite the green myself. Luke still wen't out in the most Jedi way possible tho according to the teachings. Protecting those who needed it with a self sacrifice without having to use a weapon.

[@Zedkiller1101]

"The chain of command dictates that Admiral Ackbar will take command" YAAAAY!

[@fairyblu6929]

There are three lines that will never get old. "Because I'm Batman" "Tank missile" "It's a trap!"

[@laxyajena4735]

Because I'm Batman

[@guyver441]

Nanomachines, son!

[@pyrdacorsrollenspielarchiv3747]

Tank missile? I'd rather say "This is blue light." - "What does it do?" - "It turns blue." - "Oh. Okay!"

[@erickcuellar3115]

“Yes! Wong!”

[@admiralackbar1239]

*Uh... I suddenly have to use the bathroom.*

[@Rando_Shyte]

Good thing you did lol. Otherwise someone totally incompetent might have been shoved into your position.

[@Icetea-2000]

DangerZone Surely not, I mean the resistance is so well organized and has so good leaders that the one replacing ackbar surely will be a huge competent person! Also Leia as the leader definitely wouldn’t give high command to someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing. Am I Right?.... am I?..... ..... ... .. I’m not ._.

[@joeiorio9654]

Admiral Ackbar ADMIRAL YOU’RE NOT DEAD

[@marcusquintanilla7131]

Drop that shell and bring the resistance to victory!

[@jacktheripper5112]

i know what you ACKBAR ur nothing but a floating big junk pile of TRAP

[@douglasdaniel4504]

You know, I'll be honest-- there have been a lot of times I haven't much appreciated the HISHE take on different films, but this time...this is gold. Pure gold. Thank you.

[@lenabarladyan4235]

I lost it at the end! "Now, as my first act as commander, I wish to tell everyone the plan. We have a secret base on a nearby planet that we are trying to reach. So nobody freak out or start a mutiny or anything." PERFECT!

[@Skyebright1]

Lena Barladyan brilliant!

[@mateosabando]

Exactly!!!

[@csab8642]

Would've solved so many problems had the purple haired chick just told the plan.

[@JeromeViolist]

All they had to do is mention that she thought there was a mole onboard. Then it would have made sense for her to not tell anyone her plan.

[@mateosabando]

JeromeViolist but was there a mole onboard?

[@MysteriousCreator]

That "It's a trap" scene was the greatest

[@soroorahmadi3388]

The “it’s a trap” moment brought a tear to my eye.

[@nont18411]

It could be the perfect ending for a legendary character

[@KidKaimera]

"It's" Me: ugh yes, give it to me. "A" Me: oh daddy im about to... "TRAAAPPPP!!!" Me: *suh-plooooooooshhhh!!!*

[@zackofpersia5086]

same bro

[@sonicgem9122]

Yeach like seriously from every scene in this parody this is the scene that should be in movie

[@wascallywabbit2057]

The entire Finn and Rose subplot could've been avoided had there been a competent admiral.

[@laprica]

Or a non-treasonous pilot

[@Revkor]

no. Poe was in the right the entire time. NOTE once he was finally told the plan we was cool with it. THERE WAS NO REASON TO NOT TELL HIM THE PLAN. Holdo jepordized her own plan by NOT TELL PEOPLE THE PLAN. Despite his demototion Poe was at minium third in command

[@angrypandable]

Revkor exactly! The camera even zooms on Poe when they were announcing the next admiral, and he looks up with what I understood as mild shock that he wasn’t being put in change but some vice-admiral on a different ship was.

[@poontang3zizo]

Here we go...another sexist...

[@brycerothschadl]

poontang3zizo Who's sexist?

[@ShinReacts]

My comment might get drowned out by everyone else, but I just wanted to say: *I've seen many other HISHEs that hit the nail on the head, but this one BY FAR does it the best.* A big thank you to everyone involved with making HISHEs. We appreciate all the work you do!

[@jkiriu]

Well, it's normal, Rian Johnson sure made it easy with all the asspulls, plotholes and whatnot. Great job though, HISHE, gotta agree with that.

[@ThatBeingCed]

Admiral Ackbar for Super Hero Cafe !!!

[@Ryan-sj4of]

Shin's Hangout fax

[@majorchief5449]

Shin's Hangout I so agree

[@ddthewolf]

"Shut up Karl! No one asked you!"

[@DragonessYT]

Daisy Ridley: "Rey was supposed to have an Obi-Wan prediction." A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@clarkstrange2142]

Could I have a link to that? Pretty please?

[@ddthewolf]

"Shut up Karl! No one asked you!"

[@KN_Dingowarrior]

This Has Healed a part of my soul watching this. Thank you!!!!!!!

[@davidprevost3154]

This. is . canon.

[@crimsontwins6612]

That last scene with Luke and Rey would've satisfied an entire world. Is it really that difficult, Dizziney

[@user-tc7ms3hu2m]

they just wanted to kill off Luke.

[@theviewer9305]

People would've just ended up saying Rey was even more of a Mary Sue if that happened.

[@crimsontwins6612]

@@theviewer9305 Not if appropriate training had taken place.

[@theviewer9305]

@@crimsontwins6612 Yeah now, they would've been like. "2 dAys aNd sHe cAn dEFleCt gIaNT bLaStEr bOlTs"

[@jeremyorison1316]

yes it is difficult with sjw moron Kathleen kennedy at the helm

[@Hello-cu1xf]

This is a visual masterpiece! Great job!

[@beardedbjorn5520]

Hi 👋🏻

[@davidray3133]

Hello ! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 Visual masterpiece, it is not. A good movie, _The Last Jedi_ is. No, it's not perfect. It has problems. But overall, it's still Star Wars.

[@jackskellington8292]

David Ray visual masterpiece HISHE video > Last Jedi identity politics 🤫🤔

[@supercreamable]

It has problems? Man, here's the first ~14 minutes. I'm on vacations to i have free time and this is barely an effort to make. (Brackets are good bullets points): 3 minutes into the movie passed, Poe appears: > Poe becomes a "le troll" to buy time, Rian likes this, so Hux will not act like a menacing General. > Poe makes a "ur mom" joke. Le epic prank! > So, Poe turned Hux into a walking joke in exactly 60 seconds (i counted), will never be taken seriously, even the admirals were rolling eyes if you watch closely. The bombing begins: > Slow, unshielded, barely armed, highly-explosive bombers, that comes out of nowhere, without hyperdrive. This instead of upgraded Y-Wings or a logical replacement of Y-Wings (like the K-Wing). > Blowing up an interesting dreadnought. > Tallisan (A-Wing) and Paige (Bomber), Poe's friends, with their minimal exposure were more interesting than Rose Aftermath: > Snoke smashes Hux to the group, where he makes a squeal, confirming that Rian want Hux to be a joke. RIP Hux > Finn wakes up, first thing he says is "REY!", you're ready for some emotional investment, but immediately Rian slaps some comedy where Finn headbutts the medical bed's glass a second time. > Finn proceeds to fall from the bed and his bacta suit is squishing synthetic bacta fluid. It's just pathetic and it's not Star Wars. Comedy, palpable sensation that the director didn't see Episode 7, turning icons of peace and hope into grumpy old farts, failing completely in giving answers to most questions, or not even formulating answers. SuperLeia, Ackbar dying like he was a background actor. The list is enormous.

[@CollectingCasual]

Yoda: uses lightning Luke: what is with you and lightning today? Yoda: *psychotic laughter*

[@priyanshdwivedi8151]

Became a sith, I have.

[@zestyh3861]

Ackbar: We actually have a plan Best quote of 2018 so far

[@niwempleh]

I was loving the whole thing until that line, then I loved it even more!

[@westrim]

God, I hope someone has a plan.

[@riverstone7790]

Holdo is worse than Jar Jar Binks. At least Binks managed to convince the Gungans to help liberate Naboo.

[@jeffjacobs1990]

Do you know what this is? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!!!! IT'S...A...TRAPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! Loved that part.

[@JoshuaParkk]

My favorite part. I was actually mad at first because I thought he was just being annoying until the last second I realized ITS A TRAP

[@adoboflash]

This HISHE starwars should be the movie.

[@lindos602]

yes! ^^

[@GeorgeMutambuka]

That ending would have been epic.

[@aaronlaluzerne6639]

George Mutambuka Yes. Yes it would have, even if everyelse was the same but had the ending in this Hishe, it still would have made everything worth it.

[@גיאקרוננפלד]

I sense funboys (If youll insult me youll just prove my point)

[@arandomuseroftheinternet8003]

@@גיאקרוננפלד Not really, it's a legitimate complain about the messy script and horrible plot of the movie. Just because Ryan Johnson can't accept criticism, doesn't mean that the fans will not give him the shits. He made a very bad move by insulting the fan base, and calling them manbabys for not liking his movie. Now him and Disney are paying the price for this, the fan base is pissed. Welp looks like Disney Star Wars is going down as fast as it Rose up(pun intended). Looks like we all learned a valuable lesson kids, "do not annoy the hand that feeds you".

[@MrMonkey2150]

That ending is actually way better then what actually happened and I feel like people would accept this more then the whole movie

[@sergioplazat3995]

Agreed Estoy de acuerdo

[@lVideoWatcherl]

Not difficult to be better than TLJ.

[@MrMonkey2150]

@@lVideoWatcherl tarueeeee

[@BiffcheeseSpinoccoli]

Can we just all vote this to be Canon?

[@aprilvarney3988]

Sideous: I can shoot lightning out of my fingers Yoda: Hold my blue milk

[@ZealStarMedia]

KAPTAINKAT201 Yoda: I eat that

[@luigicraft101channel8]

It’s actually My blue milk hold

[@Purplebowlingball]

LuigiCraft101 Channel it more like “my blue milk,you will hold”

[@flamegator3251]

Who the heck is Sideous? Never heard of him...

[@bryceleonard8295]

Sheev Palpatine He might be a man called Tyranus’s master but it’s just a rumor

[@Gmanslayer76]

"Fin and rose just died." "Fin and who?" Exactly what I'm saying

[@StewHeisenberg]

Gman76 Rose doesn’t need any acknowledgement lmfao

[@Alexander-bc8dh]

Thats what pissed me of the most in this film, that they never showed how strong Luke was as a Jedi and why he was feared amongst the first Order.

[@coultergill7728]

Alexander 2016 people change. If you expected him to have the same attitude then you don’t know that after 30 years people won’t be the same

[@Bibitybopitybacon]

@@coultergill7728 what are you talking about? You literally addressed none of his concerns with the film. His issue wasn't his development but that he didn't do anything to show why the first order was scared of him.

[@warzonemoments3970]

Pretty sure his force projection shows how strong he is. Not many can do that

[@brbaic9364]

@@warzonemoments3970 Exactly that. No one else could've done what he did. He fooled the entire First Order.

[@MeHaziq]

Yeah, because of lack of technologies back then we cannot see the real power of Darth Vader and now they got the chance to show the power of jedi they F it up, hard!

[@Zaimaen]

WHY is this better than the "original" movie... why... WHY This scene of stopping the lasers and using the light sabers to shoot them back is more than genius!

[@anormalguy9320]

When a KZbin Animation satisfy Star Wars fans more than a $200 million blockbuster.

[@GroundhogDayisAWESOME]

Well said!

[@gamingdude2811]

Not much of a blockbuster.

[@Dovah22]

A normal Guy i’m still kinda mad they did Ackbar like they did; this parody gave him a better send off than the one in the film.

[@mayasharyasharala22]

I wish I could give this comment a million-kajillion thumbs-up!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@captainlux409]

Makes sense.

[@Tango_Hendrix]

"....No one freak out, or start a mutiny or anything....." Lmao if I ever have a family I'll put that on a golden plaque above the fireplace.

[@oreoplayz5517]

The admiral acbar scene that says it's a trap should totally be a t-shirt I would buy it

[@magical_mage9999]

6:12 was the best part "What is with you and the lightning all of a sudden?"

[@codyself6988]

This would’ve made so many people so much happier.

[@terrorcop101]

Yep!

[@jacktiktak1279]

Well it wouldve been way too short but yeah

[@Lordmij]

Specially the part where admiral ackbar takes over

[@Shawnsprince1]

I was happy to tears. Especially all the Ackbar scenes. This is the story we should have gotten.

[@getchy81]

100% totally! Sending the admiral off in style!

[@michelleakatsuki4001]

Whether you hated the Last Jedi or not, we all have to agree this was a great and creative HISHE episode

[@heartblazer2199]

The last Jedi is my favorite starwars movie...watches this ......DISNEY GODDDD DAAMMMMMMIITTTYTTTTT

[@KrystalcKobra769]

Damn right

[@abigailstatkus5433]

Lovely comment, I agree.

[@LA67895]

It’s better than the movi

[@F4Effort]

Bruh legit every single scene in this video would have made the actual movie exponentially better though

[@bippityboppity1239]

how

[@breadlord2855]

@@bippityboppity1239 by making people think right

[@bippityboppity1239]

@@breadlord2855 ?

[@niranjananair6216]

@@fynnoleianson8802 agree with everything except bb8...that droid was cute

[@jaysenkov1574]

@@bippityboppity1239 because it's exponentially better writing

[@ehmehsmeh824]

How it actually should've ended: Kylo Ren: Rey join me. Rey: No. Kylo Ren: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? [a few seconds later] Rey: Ok I guess I will join you. Written and Directed by J.J. Abrams

[@MJAYZ007]

I'd watch that movie

[@Kieran_Davey]

Who else knew the "IT'S A TRAP!" scene was coming from the second Admiral Ackbar showed up?

[@alvarorey9308]

Expected.

[@ackminecrer9165]

Pretty much everyone

[@lawsontse1545]

was expecting Allah Akbar

[@hariman7727]

It's the line we all wanted to hear. ;)

[@rumpio5505]

It’s Ahhh it’s Ahhh it’s AAAALAKBAR

[@thrawn2034]

"Finn and Who?" This always make me laugh.

[@obaid1999]

Thrawn2034 finn and jake bro who else? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thrawn2034]

Obaid waheed rofl

[@obaid1999]

Thrawn2034 it was meant to be in the voice of PC principle from south park

[@djmkjbhvjhfydhgfjnkjbnhyff3128]

4:00 The scene where Finn and Rose are by the cannon is so accurate. My exact thoughts during watching

[@blazefa.]

Lmao same

[@sethcranfill856]

Just rewatching this, and as a big Start Wars fan since my childhood it is so sad to say this is 10000x better than the actual movie!

[@ddthewolf]

"Shut up Karl! No one asked you!"

[@TkevTV]

Akbar, the Hero we didn't deserve.... but need

[@sergioplazat3995]

Yep

[@davidshillaker7578]

Admiral Akbar, the hero the Star Wars community needed, but not the one it deserved

[@tsukopara2054]

That ending scene is exactly what I wanted. Luke in the flesh with renewed hope & optimism, fighting alongside Rey as master & apprentice.

[@z.z3925]

Geez but no casino scene or trip. No benecio del toro. Dang oh well he died anyway in a james bond movie.

[@kellyespinosacuriel8624]

The "It's a trap" scene brought tears to my eyes.😢

[@theluckylinx8700]

Shut your mouth you soft human

[@theluckylinx8700]

Sorry never mind I just cried

[@theluckylinx8700]

By the way I didn't mean that I just stole it from a meme

[@warriorsworld4638]

3:04 is so wholesome

[@wserthmar8908]

Oh, now it’s my favorite ending from all Star Wars films

[@Muledragon]

The sad thing is, this isn't even a joke. That would have been legitimately better.

[@ddthewolf]

"Shut up Karl! No one asked you!"

[@royxeph_arcanex]

The mid-credits scene here is horribly, horribly underrated. "People, we actually have a plan to survive. Don't start a mutiny" LOGIC, AT LAST.

[@GuardianOwl]

The reason so many resistance died in the shuttles is because Poe discovered what Holdo was trying to keep secret, that they were fueling up the transports. Given the First Order was suddenly able to track their ships through hyperspace, perhaps she thought maybe there was a spy on board and thus wanted to keep her plan close to the vest because if the First Order knew to scan for the small ships, they would be massacred. Then Poe blabbed about the transports on open comms and Holdo's escape plan fell into the hands of the enemy when Poe's longshot plan to shut down the tracker failed.

[@warzonemoments3970]

The reason she told no one of the plans was so that if there was a spy or any of the resistance members got caught, the first order wouldn't know the plan

[@royxeph_arcanex]

That's a reason for not telling *everyone* but not a reason for not telling a captain that just led a mutiny against you

[@i-deni-i5138]

@@royxeph_arcanex a captain that don't want to disobey orders.

[@nikolab.4065]

But was there a spy? They never even elaborated on that, so the whole spy thing goes out the window. Especially since it was never said in-movie, *at all* ...

[@adipratama2365]

3:25 "It's a trap" Badass moment I like Admiral Achbar

[@arunramesh8133]

Kylo : "Why'd you slice off my hand?" Rey: "C'mon , it's Star Wars....."

[@kodaiyoung]

Yeah, and in every second trilogy movie someone must lose a hand.

[@lemon-xs7xj]

Star Wars likes to cut people's hands off. It's what they do.

[@FriendZone75]

It’s imperative that you understand.

[@thecheck968]

This is a damn master piece

[@yimango3002]

I know right

[@SuperGamerDX]

TheChec7

[@jamieallen6039]

for the win it sure is

[@yseson_]

TheCheck7 I literally applauded and yelled "YEEESSSSS" when they started batting the blaster fire back. And this only a cartoon parody. What is life when a parody is more satisfying than the "real" thing

[@durpddurke4633]

"What is with you and lightning all of the sudden?!" I expected a Palpatine joke there for a second....

[@enckaxtus9537]

Da Dragon Durp, you don't question Yoda lightning; you join him in the laugh.

[@ralphgoodman4670]

He was "lightning" the mood.

[@samrevlej9331]

Ralph Goodman Ahhhh... Puns...

[@durpddurke4633]

Ralph Goodman Never stop making puns, people will

[@samrevlej9331]

Da Dragon Durp Puns are life. I personnally love PUNishing people with my horrible word play.

[@OfficialDrize]

Lightning: *Exists* Yoda: Free real estate, it is.