Hitman 2 Bank Escalation: BANK STEALTH? (Let's Play Hitman 2 The Dalton Dissection Escalation)

[@davidwit7749]

Newscaster: A man in a bunny costume electrocuted a local janitor today. Police are calling him "The Energizer Bunny."

[@masonbritt8308]

This comment deserves more love than it's getting haha

[@Khanemis]

Here in Czech Republic we also had Azurit Bunny who was a mascot for washing powder (he was always snuggling with that smooth laundry in the commercials) - pretty fitting for them hiding the bodies in the laundry dumpsters too.

[@codmanout9861]

I'm giving this a like, but in the same breath...........BOOOOOO

[@brocksisson7128]

I think you got yourself an Andy heart, well bloody done mate.

[@charlesmoss1985]

@@LuckyLucyHi The Energizer Bunny in the US started as a spoof. Energizer was making fun of Duracell's bunny.

[@Badgerfan4]

Mike complaining something is "miles away" when it is actually a 10 second jog is my second favorite Mike Hitman phrase, after "this has gone a bit wrong"

[@majikmessiah]

And "this has gone a bit sideways"

[@brendanhart517]

@@majikmessiah And the others this has all gone a bit Mike

[@majikmessiah]

@@brendanhart517 I used to play Hitman like Andy but I've lost my patience and now I play like Mike

[@jembozaba4864]

@@majikmessiahI’m more a Jane. Start playing stealthy, but usually make a mistake somewhere and just go with the flow.

[@KyuuketsunekoAMVs]

Jane: "He's coming to help his friend! What an idiot." That explains so much about what goes on in this channel lol

[@kujakojoe]

How could you not throw Fabergé eggs at people while dressed as the easter bunny?

[@Frogglin]

"achieving our goals, meeting our objectives". I love the idea that 47 has KPIs and an annual performance review with Diana where has has to explain why so many people ended up in freezers.

[@shotgunshells2]

Or maybe he has to explain why more people *didn't* end up in freezers.

[@Darsh0019]

1 hour of outside Xbox hitman content? You spoil us

[@lucwijngaard8413]

Great

[@addisonpeek2035]

Yes please

[@mattball8622]

Remember kids, the real friends are the hammers we meet along the way.

[@jlar1752]

Hitman with time travel would be amazing. Imagine 47 going back in time to assasinate people through out history. He could even go to the past and start some sort of order that assasinates people, something like an assasin's order that follows some sort of creed.

[@PlebNC]

And then he could assassinate the creed using the deadliest weapon of all: loot RPG mechanics combined with lootbox based microtransactions.

[@willemiam1387]

JLAR 17 hmm that sounds familiar

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Willem I am I know it’s Halo right?

[@gezhisoviet1624]

Stay your head away from the hair Hide in boxes Never get compromised

[@Syrjis86]

@@PlebNC there could also be some kind of level system that's rendered useless by autoleveling everyone to your level. Just a thought. 🤔

[@ItsEphora]

-You could pull the fire alarm. -And then what would happen? -I don't know. Comedic gold lmao

[@Steve-YT383]

There's a crowbar in the very beginning that makes this a breeze😋 It gives you access to chloraform and opens the locked door.

[@devangnivatkar2649]

Makes sense! I thought the mechanic being stressed here was that large guns can open doors, as in you're supposed to shoot the locked door with a K.O.ed guard's MP5 and then run away to hide before you're spotted. I haven't played this escalation myself yet.

[@stephenmccormack1979]

I did the same thing, grab the crowbar at the start, get chloroform, KO the guards, switch off AC, shoot a loud gun in the room, hide by AC panel till more guards investigate, switch AC on and knock more out. Rinse and repeat, till you have a clear run, then crowbar the gate to do the electrocution, the rest is simple.

[@stingersplash]

@@stephenmccormack1979 you don't even need to do that, just shut the door, take out the guy and evidence, get chloroform and turn on AC before adding the chloroform so the people inside don't spot each other. Throw hammer at guy outside, crowbar the door then use copier to distract guard and throw battery at water. I loved this escalation.

[@stephenmccormack1979]

@@stingersplash yep, there are multiple approaches, I just found it very funny watching people run in to investigate the bodies then hitting the button to gas them too.

[@MSte21]

I just went across the hall and went down the stairs behind the janitor. Mike had the right idea. I didn't have to pacify anyone at all.

[@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt]

If there's a ludicrous costume, OX WILL wear it. You can take that to the bank

[@Siresly]

To the blood bank.

[@bluecat3338]

OXBox certainly did

[@joeyjaime3746]

Extremely punny u two

[@Demonprincess666]

I just did that…they asked me to wait a couple of minutes and then hired me as Investmentbanker 😳😂

[@KatieTP]

Jane: "We really knocked a lot of unnecessary people unconscious." We are all but pawns in Jane's plan for domination...

[@merepseu]

"They'll know - somehow. They'll sense. They're like _Steve doesn't sleep like that!_ ", jokes a Jane that once said "Wait-wait, I recognise that vomit. Egbert, is that you?!"

[@Storyman09]

I mean, presumably Steve doesn’t sleep much at work, while on the job. Which would make them knowing pretty unusual. Egbert probably throws up all the time from explosions, misadventures, bad food, and equally bad booze. After awhile, one realizes how distinctive Egbert’s vomit is.

[@aggromiau8619]

this shows the reason why I always collect each item I come across in case I have to go for a throwables rampage. So many goldbars to throw in a row and you relied on one single hammer. Marvelous

[@cheezysauce4963]

"This is the most egregious misuse of Propane and Propane accessories I have ever seen." - Hank Rutherford Hill

[@janekotoole8751]

Mike with only one non-target kill, Andy blowing people up. It all feels so...wrong...

[@robertlombardo8437]

All feels a bit Jane.

[@sheolcodemonkey4027]

"I thought I'd thrown Hammy but I'd thrown Screwy instead. His lethal cousin" Listen, guys, I'm just saying, you make a TV show called "The Adventures of Hammy and Screwy" based on this one line of dialogue and I will binge watch the first ten seasons in a single night

[@gezhisoviet1624]

But what about Wrenchy?

[@elafimilo8199]

Wouldn't we all

[@Demonprincess666]

The first new characters to enter the show: wrenchy and extingy 😂

[@BeetleTaxes]

Little bunny Hitman Hopping through the bank floors Skulking up to the security guards And bopping them on the head.

[@2012JRM]

Andy: "Imagine Hitman with time travel, assassinating people through out history" *Ellen busts in the door* Ellen: "Are you guys describing Assassins Creed?"

[@julienarmand1473]

Mike, in a bank's underground parking, waking up behind a car wearing a bunny disguise : "Oh my god, what am I wearing ?!" Yep, that's a typical OxBox Monday alright.

[@AceBatman]

Time traveling Hitman is just bald assassin's creed with Diana instead of Shaun Hastings

[@thundercookie3214]

Admit it... you'd rather have Diana, too.

[@AceBatman]

@@thundercookie3214 I'm not denying that. Though I would take Shaun over Layla and Mike's stealth skills over both

[@kallasantysanty6092]

Hitman in the caveman times using only sharpened bones and wolf bate (any one stabed by the bone :P), sounds interesting. Or Hitman in the future with ray guns and teleports ...

[@Storyman09]

Kallasanty Santy I think the lore suggests Agent 47 is biologically immortal, meaning he can’t die from age/stays young, or is at least unusually long-lived due to his genetically-engineered heritage. Meaning if you want Hitman with ray guns and teleports you might only have to wait a little while....

[@kallasantysanty6092]

@@Storyman09 In the 50s and 60s people thought we will have ray guns and colonies on mars before the end of the century ... and look where are we now, in a complitely diffrent place then expected back then :) So do not count on a ray gun and teleport in 47 life time :P

[@Fennec333]

“Me? Personifying my murder weapons? I don’t know what they’re talking about, Screwy the Screwdriver”

[@richardbrown3055]

The sound of betrayal in Mike's voice when Hitman gives Andy explosions as his escalation was awesome.

[@PeterAndHisCorgis]

“Hammer rampage!” “Hammerpage!” I think the word you’re all looking for is ‘hampage’?

[@Brasc]

Or even more to "HP". It's just sauce on top of the rest of the contract.

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

IT'S HAMMER TIME! And I've learned that the M.C. in M.C. Hammer stands for Mike Channell.

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

@Angel Guerrero perhaps they saw the like button and thought "can't touch this".

[@eloquentlyemma]

It actually stands for More Kills”. It’s just that assassin school doesn’t bother with spelling very much.

[@thegreatpineapple4425]

@@bilbo_t_baggins2762 The inevitable MC Hammer puns...ugh...you need to STOP!

[@codmanout9861]

I approve, of both the Hammer joke, and the MC joke. That was great, never even occurred to me XD

[@andymcp4752]

Why is 47 so slow? The bunny hood mask is supposed to increase your speed!

[@arcaniumdragon2444]

Hyiaaaa!

[@majansen666]

Seeing Mike walk past the chair in the safety security room on the left side several times is.......painful... Also Andy sounds... a little annoyed about Mike and Jane not using Hitman vision... Heheheh

[@MSte21]

Andy playing with Mike being his Diana is the best Hitman combo for the group. Mike's a surprisingly good Diana.

[@martinydergaardnielsen5937]

I’d love to think that this is like Sezunas Sacrifice, where Hitman 47 is a psychotic who hears voices, the voices of Andy, Jane and Mike.

[@ex.O]

That's material for another escalation level!!

[@ptonpc]

"I want to be good Doctor but the voices... the voices....."

[@gamehunter88]

So the live action hitman then?

[@blaxidii7360]

Breaking news: The bunny-masked serial killer has been caught and brought to justice. Our top doctors and psychologists have told us that this madman was actually a schizophrenic and says that he was “possessed” by 3 malevolent spirts. He says that they “influenced” him to attack and kill the victims of the Big Money Bank heist. 5 people were killed and 2 dozen more were knocked unconscious and suffered multiple blows to the head with a hammer. The killer, who prefers to stay anonymous, was an experienced killer and is suspected to have been responsible for multiple other attacks and assassinations. Back to you Jeff.

[@AdamusPrime24]

They probably don't have a security camera in the security camera room itself so that the guards don't waste time goofing around with the recurring image of them watching themselves watching themselves watching themselves etc. :P Also that is one super strong pair of sunglasses at 4:40 !

[@NisansaDdS]

There can be more than one fire Andy - Jane Licinius Crassus

[@nicoletelovejoy5565]

Nisansa de Silva That's her full name?

[@NisansaDdS]

@@nicoletelovejoy5565 According to the fire comment, yes. Well, technically the two occurrences of "us" at the ends should be replaced with "a" if we are to be consistent with Latin naming conventions, but no one seems to have raised that issue yet. :-D Probably because only Catholic priests and university professors read Latin these days. ;-)

[@nicoletelovejoy5565]

Nisansa de Silva and all of the British, it's still a required class.

[@NisansaDdS]

@@nicoletelovejoy5565 What... that is so cool. I had to learn it by myself. -_-

[@nicoletelovejoy5565]

Nisansa de Silva You probably know it better then the most of them then... The british educational system is still the british educational system. 😅

[@englanda6887]

I played this escalation while watching this and found if you take all the gold in the vault a gold shotgun appears and your mask turns gold. These little details is why I love hitman

[@bentoth9555]

(In David Attenborough voice) Here we see the wild Jane, always spinning in a circle three times before depositing the bodies of her enemies.

[@nicoletelovejoy5565]

Mike: Completes the mission in about 10 minutes. Also Mike: Spends 15 minutes looking for car keys.

[@reikenkayzer]

Jane: I'm going to follow mostly in your footsteps Mike. Me: Oooh, one doesn't casually saunter into Mike's footsteps, it takes years and years of hard work to successfully do a Mike.

[@Demonprincess666]

Now I want to see mike simply walking into mordor 😂

[@Nono-hk3is]

A neat time-based Easter egg would be to play the bank level on Halloween (or the Friday night before Halloween), only to find an after work hours costume party going on. If you wear a costume, you get unrestricted access, and you overhear the guards complaining that they can't tell who is who but are under orders to not ruin the party.

[@DokkaChapman]

Jane - "Okay everyone remember we left the car battery in the Itchy lot"

[@mrhedgebull1658]

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh! There's a crowbar right next to where you start as the bank robber, just to your left.

[@nocturnal6863]

Crowbar, chloroform in lock box, air conditioning unit. Makes the start so much easier.

[@darkamora5123]

@@nocturnal6863 makes it all easier, you can crowbar the locked gate, and kill all targets with a silent assassin rating.

[@Pbmarron]

The local hospital's going to be overflowing with concussed people saying, "The Bunny did it."

[@CaitlinRC]

I don't know what banks you guys go to, but this kind of thing happens all the time at my bank!

[@aBardThatRolls1s]

It just makes the queue for the teller take so long, it's the worst.

[@kallasantysanty6092]

Random hammer time, stabings and electrocutions?? That would be a "fun" bank to work in ...

[@liambowbrick3917]

He just can't remember the faces of his children

[@gosportjamie]

"No, it's OK, he's still alive..." Yes, alive, but in a persistent vegetative state due the subarachnid haemorrhage and subdural haematoma he suffered, until his heart and lungs inevitably fail or someone decides to turn off his ventilator...

[@usbiv223]

@12:29 "Bunny Murder Fortress" is the name of my new band! We're a Bone Thugs n Harmony cover band.

[@geraldwindham491]

How much for us to do a collab I'm thinking Notorious Thugs ft. ( The Notorious P.I.G.)

[@theDegausser]

“We need the keys and the cards and the... damn it, what are they called again? Keycards? No, that doesn’t sound right...”

[@LXV-e9d]

Title in thumbnail says stealth. Picture in thumbnail shows 47 with shotgun and flashy outfit.

[@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt]

First round played by Mike

[@codmanout9861]

To be fair, at the time of his leaving the bank, there was no one in the bank, conscious, at least, who had any idea what had happened. Maybe not the best way there, but still remarkably stealthy.......for Mike, at least. Besides, how much more stealthy can someone be? Mike just walked right up in front of those 2 ladies in the deposit box room, and they gave zero shits

[@usbiv223]

@9:00 How can you not be into eggs when you're one click away from being the Easter Bunny?!

[@ZemosMacleod]

This escalation was missing the "Stop Blending In" prompt at the beginning.

[@jameshart2622]

"Tiny little guitar that you play with a bow" This is now my favorite name for a violin.

[@fgfh10004]

10 minutes in and they've all already forgotten that rooms can have one singular entry and exit.

[@misterblakk3690]

Keycard to activate the pedestal button that raises out of the ground which opens the vault containing security lasers, "Very low tech vault."

[@Mighty_Intern]

21:25 Mike: I need to get him in a position where I’m safe to do so.... *guard starring directly at mike. Mike: like now! Andy: while he’s directly starring at you??? *throws hammer I could hear Andy’s frustration 😂😂😂😂

[@Incoherent-excitement]

Andy: “How does a flamingo have clearance?!” 😂

[@DiZtheJedi]

Their never say die attitude earns them a *lot* of respect. 😎🦩

[@voltzoen6262]

16:00 The one-time car battery is more valuable than a Stradivarius.

[@KuueenKumi]

"Imagine Hitman with time travel, killing people in history." I think you guys just invented Assassin's Creed

[@thecadaver]

Props to whoever decided to crossfade the audio to highlight those wet hammer noises. Just... really making the most of those squishy brain sounds.

[@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt]

How do you keep the money together during a heist? With a robber band

[@hotscottrulz]

Booo

[@p4vlichenk0]

OH GOD BOOO

[@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt]

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

[@oynque8965]

20:40 Mike accidently kills someone using a screwdriver that Jane urged him to pick up. Mike: "Jane, you strike again." Well, Mike, sometimes Cthulhu does demand blood ...

[@michaelmikeymiguel5603]

Next 3 ways to play: Team Andy with Luke telling him what to do Team Mike with Ellen telling him what to do Team Jane with Cthulhu telling her what to do Perfectly balanced amounts of chaos and fury

[@aBardThatRolls1s]

Did Agent 47 watch Donnie Darko and felt the need to cosplay on his next "mission"?

[@Storyman09]

Josh Pierini yes.

[@urban1337]

Jane: “Tell then a bunny did it, they’ll never believe you” 🤣

[@lukes3670]

It was nice to watch you guys HOP to it, always nice to see you guys not MASK your enthusiasm during chaos, these videos really HAMMER home why I love this channel.

[@brocksisson7128]

An hour of Hitman goodness, I guess my Cthulhu sacrifice has paid off.

[@Storyman09]

Brock Sisson odd, you would think Cthulhu-fice would pay off with an hour of DnD, because of Prudence and all.... But hey, whatever, I ain’t gonna be the one to try to tell Cthulhu what to do.

[@peterhague5626]

That Rabbit and shotgun pose has convinced me that Hitman needs a photo mode, regardless of how serial killery that concept is

[@boomhawk3352]

You can almost hear the steam coming out of Andy's ears when Jane is playing. I understand his frustration, but I wouldn't have these episodes any other way!

[@NightyKnight2]

Hitman with time travel assassinating characters throughout history? Like in Assassin's Creed?

[@bunnynohoogle]

Monika Ceglarek lol. I just commented the same thing

[@Storyman09]

Monika Ceglarek Yeah, but I think Hitman does the assassination thing better than Assassin’s Creed. That’s like the whole game in Hitman games, whereas ironically Assassin’s Creed has other elements that carry a lot of focus/resources during game development.

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

Future Xmas challenge, who can make the biggest body pile?

[@ZemosMacleod]

That would probably be Mike since he has the highest kill count so far in Hitman & Hitman 2.

[@smilingkevin]

"He could be an assassin that travels through time and kills historical figures..." Maybe he could even have some kind of creed?

[@notoriousbmc1]

Police: ''You held the entire bank at gunpoint dressed as a bunny and your telling me that you weren't robbing it?'' Agent 47: ''That money was mine! I just didn't want to fill out the forms...And it was Donnie Darko cosplay for Comic Con NY.''

[@IAmTheAce5]

TLDW [several hours later] I swear I like your let's plays, I really do- it's just you're taxing my ability to find time to fully enjoy all the minutes you post!

[@BenjCano2020]

Today the gang does literally ANYTHING to avoid finding a crowbar.

[@FawnGesicht]

Sick in bed, so rewatching some of my favs... Mike's playthroughs definitely make me laugh the most

[@9313James]

There's a crowbar on a bin right next to where you start the mission, you can use that to open the locked door 🤦‍♂️

[@eloquentlyemma]

Hammy the hammer?! Oh. Okay... that’s cool, but I have to say that I’d have gone with Claude as a name instead.

[@sammillidine2421]

"But first got a little joke for you, you'll love this one.... Paranoid schizophrenic who walks into a bank" 🔨🔨

[@acadiangeek8483]

If you loot all 7 gold bars the bunny mask turns gold and a gold shotgun spawns on a pile of gold in the middle of the bank

[@EzraColdsGarage]

Hearing MIke and Jane panic as Andy just casually hops around punching people toward the end was my favorite bit.

[@JRCP144]

Little bunny foo foo running through the bank vault picking up the security and bopping them on the head (with a claw hammer)

[@usbiv223]

@35:15 In true anime style, Jane shouts her attack as she performs it. Bravo!

[@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt]

Hitman arrested, charged with assault and car battery

[@greenmeat1270]

29:30 Jane is so good with kids, reads them a little bedtime story, knocks them out with a hammer, says 'Night night' and dumps them in a corner, she can babysit for me anytime

[@callummellis3280]

Andy - "He's waking him up... take him out there's only one guy, there's gonna be two guys in a second" **Literally seconds later** Mike - "oh he's woken him up" Jane - "Ahh oh no" I feel your pain Andy

[@rashkavar]

Hint: there's a crowbar to your right at the start. That's your lockpick.

[@sevensins3584]

I had sound only through that hammer and door rampage and honestly it sounded like someone had put Jane, Mike and Andy in a sinking ship. What a ruckus you three make in hitman! Never change ❤

[@doomiag]

19:30 Jane just can't quit falling back on Ol' Screwy. Such a dependable little guy

[@Insaneian]

Sadly, you already woke the security guard who was sleeping in the deposit box room, so he wasn't there anymore when you went looking for the key. HOWEVER, you walked RIGHT PAST HIS CHAIR WHERE THE KEY WAS! You even see the icon pop up for it around 19:47 ...SO CLOSE! **edit** AH! You found it! Went back and saw it, thank goodness!

[@flika1052]

Guys I think you've uploaded the wrong footage? The title says Hitman but the gameplay is actually Payday

[@nocturnal6863]

Watching Outside XBox make life more difficult for themselves is the whole reason I bought Hitman.

[@MsAquamonkey]

Who knew a claw hammer was Agent 47's therapy object of choice?

[@sokesamurai]

I wonder if they all silently agreed to not sing "Hammer Time".

[@DarkDragon1889]

The first 20ish minutes were so surreal for me: Mike was attempting to be careful and methodical for once, and ANDY was the one encouraging reckless murder: "just take him out; you can kill him! He's gonna keep looking at things!"

[@shammywow2636]

58:35 this is the best bit...... imagining i'm that employee explaining to manager Andy. I'm dying laughing

[@greenmeat1270]

Watching Mike be stealthy is like watching a dog play the trombone

[@VonBlade]

7:03 "No keys" as we see the key between his feet in Hitman Vision.

[@docette2015]

Chaos chaos and more chaos! Just the way I like it. :D I love your Hitman videos, and this escalation! Man, when it starts out this tricky on the FIRST level, you know you're in for a wild ride. I'm a little sorry Mike didn't get to do the explosion kills, but he got to screwdriver flamingo feet in the face and not get penalized for it, sooo. . . And cripes, the hammer glitching out on the guy's head was great. Yeah, "non-lethal," totally Hitman 2. XD

[@alexharrison2743]

I absolutely loved the Chekhov's screwdriver mistake at 20:40

[@shannonolivas9524]

My favorite line: "As a souvenir!?"

[@travistinney5039]

Time traveling Hitman would be amazing. I’m picturing an Undead Nightmare style DLC with 47 assassinating major historical figures from various periods of history. The love child of Hitman and Assassin’s Creed.

[@timwebster8111]

Mike: This is really hard Jane: This is really hard Andy: Hold my beer!

[@Zoso14892]

I've seen this video at least 3 times and have a complete love/hate relationship with it. While it's hilarious watching you struggle with a door, the knowledge that there's a crowbar right at the start is just so painful :D

[@jtpotts617]

This entire video I’ve been silently yelling “crowbar at the starting location!”

[@Lordpooz09]

I love watching you guys work out strategy for Hitman levels/ escalations before I've had a chance to try them myself.... makes it easier for me...