Hitman 2 Gameplay: TATTOO KILL and PIRANHAS in COLOMBIA - Let's Play Hitman 2

[@montyr2083]

Agent 47 is the most "How do you do, fellow kids" that I have ever seen. This is worse than that time in Marrakesh when he was dressed up as a fancier of the devil's tobacco...

[@anonymousblank5635]

LOL I found his disguises in India very amusing *Hello fellow Indians another fun day of us all sharing the same ethnic background isn't it?*

[@Platonis-The-Warlock]

When I watched a preview and Jane said - make a cute face 47, my first thought was - WOW, they really crank up on disguise mechanics. And it took me 16 minutes to realize - that woman in red dress IS NOT 47.

[@MinniMaster]

Platonis The Warlock But isn’t that exactly what 47 would want you to think?

[@Mailed-Knight]

I made the same mistake!

[@miso1004]

Omg same lol

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

😂😂

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

@@MinniMaster Not only did 47 disguise himself as that woman in a red dress, but he also disguised someone else as himself!

[@wilddingo0]

12:15 Never thought I'd live long enough to hear Jane scold Andy about hiding the bodies

[@Crimson_Rogue97]

Andy: Have you ever hit someone with a soda can? Jane: Not a full one Jane knows not to waste a delicious beverage on her enemies 😂

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

The higher relative aluminium content of a crumpled, empty can makes it fit into a railgun much better.

[@DYLANJJK94]

Lol and to not play on PS on an Xbox ch lol

[@maxlittlewood]

2 minutes in and they're already considering strapping bones to themselves and pretending to be a skeleton. Good to see not much has changed

[@jetpackcthulhu]

Max Littlewood spoopy

[@beesly01]

And Mike would be looking for explosives...

[@elafimilo8199]

Poor Johnny

[@TitoMcFadden]

The confidence in Andy's voice when asked if it is possible to KO people using expired sauce cans is creepy. As if he's done this many times before...

[@psoma_brufd]

Jane: " 'Cause cartels, drug money, supercocaine... that's what I caught in the briefing." She says that so casually...

[@zelg.5551]

All in a day's work for the universal supervillain mastermind such as Jane.

[@marcherwitch9811]

What you didn't see is 47 drawing tattoos on his arms with eyeliner for forty minutes...

[@anonymousblank5635]

Thank you. I was curious about that too lmao

[@ultrabigfella]

@@anonymousblank5635 they're probably just sleeves..😂

[@hush-615]

@@ultrabigfella yeah you're right 😂. In game they explain it as tattoo sleeves.

[@xynatkarn4187]

He just skinned the guy's arms and wore the tattoo'd skin

[@joelrobinson5457]

@@xynatkarn4187 huh well... He's not killing a non target...

[@thegoshdarnedbatman5257]

Jane: you didn’t bring any poison?!? Here, you can borrow mine. Andy:... Jane: I mean of course you didn’t bring poison, who carries poison, certainly not me *convincing laugh*

[@yorkshirepuddin_]

1 moment appreciating the bead physics is not a fitting Mike tribute. Leaving a huge trail of civilian kills and exploded targets would have been far more appropriate

[@brocksisson7128]

I hope Jane is taking notes about what not to do when she eventually rises to power. No giant statues of yourself that can be sabotaged.

[@ApesWithEgos]

I assume she's ignored this and is behind the global appearances of random monoliths of metal and gingerbread.

[@CoffeeShopOracle]

I so badly want to like this, but it's at 69 likes

[@Demonprincess666]

When she does and mike is in charge of security, they will definitly shoot people a lot 🤣

[@legocorvo]

New theory: there are no cursed ancient burial grounds it's just 47 finishing contracts in really weird ways. In fact ALL supernatural stuff is 47 meeting client specs. Curses? 47. Bigfoot? 47. Vampire magicians? Still 47.

[@themaster1670]

Alien contact? Nope, 47.

[@quentint2124]

911, 47.

[@a.person1805]

finding your, say , keys in the weirdest places ( say, a fridge ) ? 48, 47 was busy putting on stilts to be bigfoot

[@zelg.5551]

@@themaster1670 It wasn't an alien probe - it was 47 planting a remote bomb but ending up not needing it because everything went snafu and ended in underwhelming neck snapping.

[@nramos33]

I can already see how Mike would die on that level lol. Mike goes to exit, sits down, celebrates a job well done, but he sat down next to the exit instead of exiting lol

[@Steve_Marsden]

Not sure which I’m more excited about: the sequel to one of my favorite games or the Outside Xbox videos about it. If there was a way to pre-order Let’s Plays, I’d do it.

[@Kt4nk]

Without question one of my favorite content creators because they're always so delightfully pleasant, now playing the sequel to one of my favorite games of all time. I am complete.

[@TitoMcFadden]

The old schoolbus figurine made out of poisoned cocaine trick, eh? Classic 47.

[@MegaDale42]

That's the second time he fell for that this month

[@ts25679]

I like the idea that the coins are collectors items. "Congratulations you have been distracted by Agent 47!" Or "I was spared by Agent 47"

[@Anastas1786]

"Can I finish my work now?" "Do what you do best, man." "You got it." Ahhhh, I _love_ it when 47 comes in close and gets his targets unwittingly speaking in strings of ominous double-entendres.

[@preciousrogue1833]

Hitman always makes me want to pay attention to my surroundings. I'm beginning to think I just wouldn't notice if my colleagues were replaced with someone else in the same clothes.

[@jimmider2]

47 to blend in properrly should have had a conversation with the guard about the look of his hands. 47: Have you ever looked at your hands, I mean really looked at them, I tell ya man, it's a real mind bender.

[@JKM395]

What? No end of level tally? I was looking forward to seeing Andy’s 6 hitmans for that run.

[@marhawkman303]

Andy actually mentioned in their Hitman livestream that he's not really that good at Hitman and that in some ways Mike is better. Andy's one of those players who likes to scout a level then restart and redo things, while Mike just does stuff and people die.

[@michaelgoldsmith9359]

Mar Hawkman in there 3 ways to play they have to go with the first run and Andy always does better he's just humble

[@hush-615]

@@michaelgoldsmith9359 I don't think it's always their first run. Sometimes u watch their 3 ways and they don't get the challenge unlocked for being in a new location. I think Andy is right that he's not as good at Hitman as he seems in their 3 ways to play. When u watch him in their elusive targets or escalations he rarely gets SA ratings.

[@MasterDracoDeity]

@@hush-615 its their first run in that he can't restart during the 3 ways to play attempt. He's already played the level on his own before though. Mike had too for some of them.

[@hush-615]

@@MasterDracoDeity yeah I agree with that. They play it a little before but they don't restart when they're actually recording.

[@orangecat862002]

When you pushed her in the water, I was hoping for an alligator or crocodile. What we got was so much better.

[@crows2808]

Ironically, the drug dealers are the first people to realise clothes do not make the man. We're still waiting for someone to have seen a movie with timely and ironic deaths. Maybe one day they'll understand how deadly tropes can be.

[@charliearblaster]

Can’t wait for the new hitman 2 (no subtitle) coverage in November

[@gsnedders_legacy]

I thought it was Hitman (no subtitle) 2?

[@sujetoficticio]

It's Hitman (no subtitle) 2 (no subtitle).

[@miso1004]

Im still (in heavy denial) checking my steam everyday hoping it will magically download and i can play!

[@Philadoxical]

14:50 I *NEED* one of those little hippo knockers. Locker door. Front door. Draw door. I'll find somewhere.

[@Joearango481]

You'll have to beware of piranhas

[@Philadoxical]

I think once Jane has that paddling pool blown up in the office. The piranha will be moving home.

[@andymcp4752]

Outside xbox playing Hitman 2? I cant see this series lasting too long.. i wouldnt expect any more than 60 videos of this everyone

[@mikemurphy5898]

And not one too many either

[@Sean-ne3gx]

So, what you're saying is about 10 too few?

[@nguyenhuuvinh2971]

Cmon guys, I like their channel but there is no way in hell I'm gonna watch another 60 hitman videos. Espesically since not much have change between the game.

[@natbez_42]

And that's exactly how I like it

[@MagnaCarter]

This is what I've been waiting for! Eurogamer did it, PS Access, but OxBox are the one true Hitman players :D

[@beesly01]

check out Bigmooney6, his commentary on his Kill Everyone challenges are awesome.

[@evilfuzzydoom]

Yupyupyup

[@travis-vesely]

agent 47 would make an amazing DM or GM for a roleplay. he has a great imagination, is wonderful at coming up with stuff on the spot and could create a challenging murder mystery lol

[@mik4k6]

_I'm All for Poisoning -- The Jane Douglas Story_

[@math3000]

You mean, "Taking over the World -- An Autobiography"

[@CaptainSparkles135]

Militia soldier sees the top of 47’s head through the window...must remember to buy eggs

[@TheLastdance123]

CONFIRMED I will never be able to walk through beads again without spinning round and saying "this is for you Mike"

[@sonnyocad287]

Andy's 47 voice is amazing. If he doesn't do a skit with it I'll be very disappointed!

[@mashaelalanzi9607]

The new Hitman games are now associated with your channel in my mind. It’s really fun to watch you play it. Can’t wait for new gameplay from u.

[@crows2808]

Agent 47 does a little head bob when blending in as a hippie. That is amazing.

[@benjaminallenbowles]

I love the expired can of spaghetti sauce as a subtle call back to sapienza

[@NickReffin]

"Get your hands all over my cardigan!" is also the raunchiest line from the Edwardian version of Fifty Shades.

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

I love the idea of Agent 47, world renowned super assassin, the ghost, the man who hunts from the shadows, sitting on a bench in a tiny little town in Colombia for 3 hours waiting for the probably twice a day bus to show up. I'm imagining him being joined for a while by an old lady who came out to feed the birds, a drunk person who's really chatty, and half a dozen other bus passengers. And him just getting progressively weirder as he tries to emulate human behaviours and speech to all these strangers.

[@Paraludic]

Two bodies just for some glue. Talk about a...sticky situation...

[@zelg.5551]

Booooo! Off the stage!

[@FrenchToast663]

Booooo! You suck!

[@Agamemnon2]

This map looks like a lot of fun. Secret corridors, alternative routes, jungle, the works.

[@jesssealey6552]

I do like the updates to the UI/HUD, the small additions of colours make it easier to differentiate between states. Nice :)

[@natbez_42]

I just wanted to see 47 catching the bus, guys...

[@andrescid4818]

7:07 "you need clearance, if you don't have it lo siento parcero go away..." as a colombian let me tell you that in that scenario "que hubo gonorrea se perdio o que" would be the actual response from the guard, also in my hometown Medellin you'll found some delicious artisanal beer, coffee flavored being my favorite :3

[@dozzy9984]

Jane said that she has never hit someone with full soda can. Maybe I shouldn't be curious, but why she did hit someone with an empty one?

[@phazonbumblebee9901]

Maybe it was only half soda. Who’s to say it was empty?

[@zelg.5551]

Emprty soda can to the head served many young agents well as non-lethal distraction device during school years.

[@strictly1becca]

i love so many things that these guys do but i swear, hitman has been and will forever be my most favorite of all their series. it's just the perfect vehicle for everything that makes oxbox so good.

[@recurvess9569]

47 is dressed disturbingly like my dad at the beginning.

[@jellysharkbat]

Is your dad bald and tends to take lots of "business trips"? Because if so....

[@recurvess9569]

@@jellysharkbat Not bald but a large bald spot. We do have a running joke that he's a CIA wet work asset.

[@Jalinciaga]

8:17 Shadow of the Tomb Raider looks amazing

[@Pepe-ek8cw]

Andy...? Just how many people have you KO'd with a soda can..?

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

"Seventy-two." **CONK** "Well, seventy-three now, I guess."

[@erithacula]

I actually laughed out loud when Andy imitated 47 saying "Shaka Brah"

[@mrtiddles4408]

Can't wait for the hitman videos to come back😁

[@diredinosaus]

Well, they just casually touristed back.

[@brentage5000]

They never left. They were just disguised as Oxventurers videos.

[@PaxIesus]

So, Andy has gone full Corazon. Never go full Corazon.

[@markieman64]

Such a large map. Very cool. It feels like what the devs wanted to do in earlier games but couldn't.

[@CeeJaeRgh]

Anyone else notice the Freedom Fighters arcade machine at 14:07 ? Loved that game!!

[@robby576]

A classic 👌

[@thehulaoperator8356]

What do you mean Agent 47 is overdoing it? I'd rather be knocked out dead first instead of being eaten by piranhas ALIVE

[@lightsideofsin8969]

If she wasn't knocked out, she would scream and attract attention. I don't think that Andy did that on purpose though :D

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

You should have shown 47 getting on a bus like normal person, you monsters!

[@deadzepplin]

oxbox and hitman, such a perfect pairing

[@rhynlock11]

Damn it uncle Rico i told you it was a matter of time before 47 was sent to you! And you dragged cousin Hector too!

[@andrejackson36]

Can’t wait for all the videos you guys do on hitman 2!

[@captainbeth4024]

47 got tattoos because the artist wore tattoo sleves... what kind of tattoo artists wears fake tattoos!

[@rashkavar]

The kind that wants to show off his own work? Self tattooing usually looks awful.

[@captainbeth4024]

@@rashkavar that actually is a really good point! Although it would probably still look better than a tattoo made by 47

[@NisansaDdS]

@Captain Beth Especially because it seems 47 tattoos inside the eardrums.

[@miso1004]

In a cutscene we didnt see he spent two days tattooing himself?

[@Insaneian]

"Look at me, I'm a Militia" Nice to see Andy working on his video game Ralph Wiggum impressions.

[@eternalkhajiit6388]

You guys are awesome. Not just you two either, the whole Outside team is excellent.

[@CaitlinRC]

You could say that OX really bit into Hitman 2, sunk their teeth into all the options that were available to them!

[@verandayn9425]

Caitlin RC uhm, are we even watch the same video?

[@MadMusic26]

"You ever hit somebody with a soda can?" "No!... well, not a full one." Expected nothing less from you Jane ;)

[@diredinosaus]

I think I'm going to have to make a "lost in 47's shiny head" jar... *So shiny!*

[@shadesofmysoul]

the hitman episodes are my absolute favourite; i love watching them try to work out a plan on the fly

[@HoodedDude]

I like how this is a lot like Sapienza! Looking like the best level of Hitman 2 already! Even several Sapienza easter eggs around the level - Torres Piombo (hippie dude) and the Spaghetti sauce

[@jtpotts617]

You ever hit someone with a soda can? Jane: not a full one.

[@omiai]

what's scary is how they keep talking about Mike like he's dead. What did you do to Mike?!

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

He just needs to be rebooted every now and then. Same goes for his more recent "vacation", and any time he's on a "trip".

[@Mysticcocotheone]

Okay I'm going to be honest, but I couldn't help but notice how good 47 looks in tight jeans. He's got some fine legs in order to pull tight jeans off. I was watching them the whole game. My my XD

[@savannadearing3020]

Dang it now that is all I can see 😂

[@jeanetten.s.8557]

Have you seen how long he could squat walk? 47 has the calfs of a crossfit champion

[@redbelmont8642]

Andy: Have you ever hit anyone with a soda can? Jane: No, not a full one... Stop throwing empty Special Brew cans at kids Jane! 8-)

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Hey, I'm not complaining. Free aluminium !

[@highspotplays]

With the way 47 was acting, I feel like this was supposed to be Mike's let's play, but something happened to his audio so Andy and Jane had to redo the voice-over.

[@bennettjames4379]

I subscribed because of you hitman videos. I am so happy that you are gonna do them again!

[@camerontgore]

Andy saying "What" and "Oh my God" after Super Cocaine has been the high light of my day!!!

[@hannahpoch5797]

The poison drug glue bus, all part of a rich tapestry. XD XD XD XD

[@JustKeepStickingWithChristine]

I didn't want to watch anything after the E3 coverage to not be spoiled but I guess I'll make an exception for you guys bc I love you so much! XOXOXO

[@LawAndBedlum]

Andy: "Oh no, Agent 47. That was so unnecessary!" He says, after 47 smashes a woman's face into a railing like its the worst thing he's made 47 do. 🙄🙄

[@jellysharkbat]

The pen murder was pretty brutal...

[@LawAndBedlum]

@@jellysharkbat year that was brutal. But this guy has done waaay worse

[@ASnakeintheGrass]

Blah, its me, 47! Greatest assassin catch phrase ever.

[@DrkLrdVdr]

Hitman videos are how I found OX and I am so excited for videos on the new game.

[@Mysticcocotheone]

Jorge Franco is the worst drug dealer, he should've learned drug dealing lesson #1. Never Take Your Own Drugs!!!! XD

[@robby576]

Make them and sell them

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

But then how will you know you haven't accidentally started an operating growing and selling oregano?

[@Gazulolima]

It is full of Colombian posters that say Colombia, in Colombia. One would suspect that we are in Colombia.

[@johndawhale3197]

Colombians are extremely proud of their country, so it's kinda realistic tbh.

[@dylanwilliams5230]

You should check out the United States.

[@jacobwilbanks978]

I better be seeing a whole swarm of 3 ways to play from this game after it comes out, your hitman videos are the best videos

[@diredinosaus]

The words "casual tourist" have lost all meaning.

[@kcollier2192]

And they're having Jane escort Ellen and Luke to Australia? I think the reason for her going is more scouting missions for her real life Agent 47 missions...

[@zanzibarwhite-]

I wonder if that's boathouse number 5

[@beholdnonsense5100]

It must be Boathouse 6, because 5 burnt to the ground under not at all mysterious circumstances

[@sacrilegiousboi]

I can do tattoo ... like human do. Look at my human face and my human cheekbones.

[@brentage5000]

22:45 Man, I knew soda was bad for you, but I didn't know it was THAT lethal. Maybe I should switch to something healthier, like water....

[@TheOneTrueEfrate]

Water has piranhas though...

[@marhawkman303]

This is why you drink the soda instead of hitting yourself in the face with it.

[@Mailed-Knight]

Toilet bowl also has water in it.

[@marhawkman303]

right, also , breathing water is bad.

[@Demonprincess666]

31:00 and now the poor man‘s absolutly glueless 😔😂

[@takashiari1598]

can't wait for "3 ways to play"

[@miso1004]

I am sooo happy to see this video pop up... And watching this I'm convinced that there will be many many shoot outs in my future T.T

[@KOU-ZAI]

33:50 - 33:56 --- Only 47 can pull it off with saying "Groovy" in a robotic voice without raising any suspicion. XDD

[@queenofcookie3299]

You can actually listen to two people talking about having just met p power in a bar and when you listen long enough one of them actually brings up that p powers sleeves are definitely fake and the other does end up agreeing so the reason why 47 suddenly has fake sleeves to wear is because p power was already wearing fake sleeves incredible story telling

[@amezification]

The extra head smack ISN'T excessive... You gotta attract those piranha some how ... Cause drowning isn't bloody enough for 47

[@martinydergaardnielsen5937]

IO Interactive should make a special mode where you just hear the oxbox team commenting your playing style and chattering about.

[@giorgiogroom]

A casual tourist....as opposed to those professional tourists :P

[@canadiandee6342]

“Not a full one”??? Who did you throw a half filled pop can at?

[@trainzen11]

Debriefing Lady: Ah, Dr. Pepp...23 exotic flavors to Knock you Unconscious!!! Great job Agent 47!!! XD

[@HeartBreaKidd]

Jane " It would be weird if you didn't have a gun" ah I love it when the British learn the true spirit of America

[@danielaardila5081]

It's halirious the fact that because is some unknown town in Colombia says Colombia everywhere with little flags and everything.

[@estebanvasquez2307]

It's even more hilarious when you realize it ain't even a real town in Colombia, and even more hilarious when you're Colombian

[@danielaardila5081]

@@estebanvasquez2307 jajaja es exactamente lo que pensaba 😂😂😂😂

[@mattball8622]

"I'm not sure why we have the poison glue drug bust" is the reason why Andy still somehow ends up on all of your guys last will and testaments.

[@ryanriebel7711]

Thanks for doing another one of these again.

[@jaredknight8838]

Yes! My favorite series is back!