Hitman 2 Gameplay: PERFECT CRIME SCENE in Hawke's Bay (Let's Play Hitman 2)

[@captainbeth4024]

Diana: Agent 47, for this mission we'll provide you with this body-tight wetsuit. 47: A safety precaution for my boat ride through the stormy sea? Diana: ... Sure, that works.

[@heresfrankbetches921]

Thank her very much for that

[@crows2808]

1:32 Andy: "And Jane is going be Diana to me . . ." Jane: "I'm Diana-ing this, yes. Indeed." 18:37 Jane: "Why didn't you stop me from doing something stupid, Diana?" Jane, I have terrible news.

[@ClumsyByFact]

Guard walks in, finds Alma sleeping in nightgown under the sink, orson naked under the shower and a bald man wearing wet suit in closet... he leaves thinking what a freaky party are they having.

[@gosportjamie]

The only thing missing was 47s gimp mask...

[@tomchaney6085]

There's actually a drone with a camera constantly following 47 around, and it's the feed from that that Diana and us are seeing. Everyone else just pretends not to see it out of politeness.

[@57thorns]

Not a drone necessarily, just have a look at the live hitman they played a while ago. Those steadycam operators are incredible in what they can do.

[@dontmindme5879]

Plausable i mean private property everyone mostly knows everyone, Random non smiling bald guy with random uniforms Everytime you see him, yeaaa very polite ppl lol Poison a glass leave and come back yea they just won't drink it not their problem 😂

[@Alsebra]

The ICA has made contact lenses with a live-feed camera embedded within.

[@DrakeAurum]

Andy: Do you get to keep all their stuff if you kill them? Jane: Yeah yeah yeah, it's like Monopoly. Me: Makes note never to play Monopoly with Jane.

[@dontmindme5879]

All competitive board and card games, anything with choking objects or sharp points. Even ispy could be tricky lol

[@charmless8613]

Here I was thinking that I had come across some golden monopoly advice

[@Friekasoid]

Well she just plays by the Necromonger ruleset. She probably lives also like that.

[@elafimilo8199]

Mafiopoly

[@Kingirl1]

Tbh, Jane is the perfect Diana; Andy would keep telling you what you SHOULD have done, and Mike would just point out everything that can be used for an explosive. Jane would just roll with whatever 47 did

[@earthlybump4843]

"Hmm. So that's what you're going to do. Interesting strategy, 47."

[@boesvig2258]

But ... Jane is already the perfect Jane :)

[@Brasc]

Mike would also tell you to punch, knife and shoot random people at random times and be bouncing up and down in his chair excitedly if it looks like you actually will.

[@ZONEACE]

Self-poisoning is a very mike way to die in a video without any mike.

[@beholdnonsense5100]

Oxbox has an odd relationship with 47. Sometimes they act like doting parents, other times like nagging sidekicks, and sometimes like their right there helping 47 along

[@Hellwyck]

they're right there

[@beholdnonsense5100]

@@Hellwyck oh yeah you're right. I must be tired bc I usually get that right

[@Butchcavalier]

I think they act a lot like siblings...they love him but that doesn't stop them from squabbling.

[@beholdnonsense5100]

@@Butchcavalier yeah that makes sense

[@pinkcloudsnightlightbell]

I thoughf of FMA first and foremost, hope I'm not the only one lol

[@inkno701]

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in . . . and out and in and out again. --Screwy "The Hitman's Helper" Driver

[@lozmodeus2479]

After watching this the urge to e-mail IO Interactive and suggest adding an achievement for Agent 47 poisoning himself with all the poisons in the game was too great. And giving a nod to outsidexbox in the achievement title - something like "thinking outside the xbox".

[@jonathanpayne858]

I appreciated the added layer of humor that throughout the entire debacle of the missing gun, Andy walked past an extra silenced pistol on the wall of the panic room no less than three times.

[@CthulhuianBunny]

9:28 I think that is a Beksiński. He was a polish surrealist painter, and a lot of his works inspired the late game portions of Bloodborne.

[@sunarctus]

Yeah I was thinking that as well I couldn't think of the exact painting but they're definetly his style if not his

[@elafimilo8199]

Damn.

[@Shado_wolf]

I can't watch these Hitman videos anymore without singing "put him in a box, in a box, put him in a box"

[@sandrasnow-balvert7766]

or the Jane dragging song :D

[@Shado_wolf]

It's very catchy.... they need to copyright these songs (and release an album!)

[@sandrasnow-balvert7766]

@@Shado_wolf only as long as they do the video of everyone dancing to You're so dead :D

[@Shado_wolf]

Omg yes!!!

[@madalice5134]

I was doing some cleaning the other day and just started singing it and everyone was looking at me like "Wtf? Why are you like this? "

[@psoma_brufd]

Jane, you could have kept your perfect crime scene, there was a (silenced) pistol on the wall of the panic room.

[@andyquelch9652]

This was the exact same comment I wanted to make. After walking past it 5 times!

[@darkamora5123]

Also fragmentation grenades, would've done the job. Toss it and walk away.

[@FrankyBabes]

Every time I play this level I grab as much off the wall as I can, and never use any of it

[@muzthefuz9080]

The only useful thing on the wall is a tranquilizer

[@Zach-eo8ru]

I don’t think they would go out of their way to do that when they were just messing around.

[@JamesSmith-fx3oq]

No evidence left...apart from the custom ordered coins baring the logo and moto of your organisation...no evidence

[@BattyButtercup]

d'you think they went to the bother of making a whole country to stage as the coin's origin place? or maybe it has STEALTH TECH! and can CHANGE COINAGE DEPENDENT ON ENVIRONMENT! yeah, probs not.

[@kassandra7313]

As someone who grew up in the Hawke's Bay, I am astounded that 47 manages to crouch-walk through cutty grass without bleeding out..... he truly is the perfect human

[@julienarmand1473]

Your Hitman videos are always hilarious (in fact, they are what got me started watching the channel). But I find an extra layer of hilarity is added when you remember that 47 is OVER 50 YEARS OLD by now. Man, those scientists knew what they were doing.

[@m.slayer6058]

My 95 year-old grandpa (who was a milltary pilot) asked me "why is your character extremely tall and why are you always following the same guy" So I explained the game to him and we plaid together And he destroyed me.

[@GenesiisDavid]

Played*

[@BattyButtercup]

@@GenesiisDavid nonono, Grandpas are STYLISH. they played together while dressed ENTIRELY IN PLAID, 'tis a perfect pune, or play on words!

[@awmperry]

BattyButtercup The turtle moves. :-)

[@afrocoolio25]

I hope to God this is true.

[@andymcp4752]

The opening really sets up the theme for this video; *"Oh NOoOo"*

[@marhawkman303]

yeah they had a nice setup at 11:30... if not for gassing themselves....

[@maxvel0city906]

"oh NOoOo" is the theme of every OXBOX video, that's why they're so entertaining. :-)

[@kadenthorson5706]

Nice 3 months of join congratulations!

[@dontmindme5879]

@@marhawkman303 literally when I read this comment

[@NathanWeeks]

Where's the tutorial tip pop-up telling you not to stand in the room you're filling with knockout gas?

[@ZillDiddlY]

it should be for oxbox only

[@cOmAtOrAn]

I think they assumed that was so obvious a popup was unnecessary.

[@ZillDiddlY]

@@cOmAtOrAn well obvious to us maybe

[@skydancersolaris6197]

Jane's honest noise of revulsion when she notices the second painting makes this one of my favorite OxBox videos ever XD That entire section is fantastic, but that sound, followed by "She's gone wrong!" just strikes me so funny that I backed it up and watched that part three times, unable to breathe properly for laughing.

[@davesayswords]

I love the name of the rat poison. RATAPEWIE. Both a pun AND a sound effect? I approve of the Punderful name.

[@rtql8d]

There’s also an explosive called Napoleon Blownaparte

[@williambrahnum5641]

Jane "i liked watching them" Me "Jane? Is there anything you want to confess? "

[@Alsebra]

I'm not sure that many people don't enjoy people getting naked-ish (not even in a pornographic way), honestly.

[@pascalalieller]

Can I just say that I love the way Jane said "Squeeky Kiwi" at 11:42? So adorable!

[@NathanWeeks]

Maybe you shouldn't leave an "ICA 19" custom gun when staging a murder scene? Sure, maybe he just happened to buy an assassin organization's gun at a pawn shop before killing his lover, but some hotshot detective might get suspicious.

[@pdn561]

To be fair, in an assassin's lair, you're gonna find some stuff about the place. Assuming the shadow puppets didn't already sweep and clean up the joint (seems likely) before reporting the murder and the the filth (I can't see that happening, but...) when said hotshot detective arrives, there's a bunch of dead people in the garage, loads of dodgy gear littered around the place, exploded trucks on the beach and smashed up CCTV... that pistol is not exactly in bad company! 😅

[@Makarosc]

I tried to use the gun in the house but I drew the ICA 19 by accident it looked like he shot her then poisoned himself so I decided to frame the guard

[@elafimilo8199]

Eh, it's probably fine.

[@IAmAliwood]

If this were a 3 ways to play, we would have cut from Andy missing the explosion because he was watching the guards get distracted, to Mike watching all of the guards explode.

[@davidwit7749]

We would have seen Mike shoot the gas can at point blank range then run across the beach while on fire.

[@57thorns]

@@davidwit7749 But we missed out on a chance to see _everyone_ drop dead from Jane poisoning them.

[@shickey145]

Real lucky for Jane that this is on her account, perfect rating!

[@musicadictor]

I read the title as Hawkeye's baby, and was both confused and intrigued.

[@nicholasepsilon3534]

I read breath of the wild as breath of the wind today. 😛 So I get it. Lol.

[@MXOY99]

*whistles the M*A*S*H theme*

[@Butchcavalier]

I know it's just a baby, 47, but you gotta do it. You gotta kill Hawkeye's baby. The Avengers pissed us off for the last time.

[@mortifidpenguin]

This video is a rollercoaster of emotions its got brooding , terror , joy and regret , love it

[@math3000]

And love

[@legocorvo]

Not having anything to start a fire is the sort of problem you only ever have when Mike isn't in the playthrough.

[@elafimilo8199]

Maybe it's a sign that the devs actually do want you to play like Mike.

[@Platonis-The-Warlock]

Orson... Or should I say - HORSON? Sorry, all that "Theory stuff" from Luke and Jane, now I see mystery everythere.

[@crows2808]

47 enters the scene with a green OxBox censor bar. Dialogue is fitting.

[@dallydaydream]

As is the wetsuit. Heyo!

[@elafimilo8199]

@@dallydaydream 👉👉

[@Canadian_Zac]

Fragmentation Grenade? Well, we know how Mike completed this.

[@CaitlinRC]

I think the guy from Layers Of Fear is in this game... so many paintings.

[@michiev]

Oh my god, you're so right.

[@connortee9755]

Andy & Jane: “look at this wall of weapons” Me: full of regret that this is only one way to play & will never see what Mike does with all that.

[@zulubunsen9067]

As a side note: Hitman 2016 had sedative poison vial, it unlocked with Paris Mastery Level 11. Never used it.

[@supershinigami1]

Well it's stupid anyway. You have a certain goal in mind if you use emetic or lethal poison but sedative poison just knocks the target out. What if people are around? You can neither kill nor hide the person without getting in trouble. And if the target's alone it's just easier to use a lethal or sedative vial.

[@mrhedgebull1658]

Andy: I missed the explosion. It's OK Andy, cool people don't look at explosions, they just walk away in slo-mo with the explosion in the background. :-)

[@lukeaspland9500]

I like how they thought the kiwi was for a dog.

[@darkamora5123]

It is though. If you take the time to listen to all the conversations, she owns a real beast of a dog. They don't turn on the security system because when he runs around it identifies him as an intruder (no RFID chip to mark him as a friendly?) They tried locking him in the garage to keep him contained and he chewed through a couple of the tyres on Orson's SUV. They also think he killed a sheep down the road. Thankfully you never meet hell beast Max. On the subject of the conversations you can overhear, there is a great one between two guards. One is telling the other how he came here after things went bad at his last posting,in Colorado. Everyone important died, no alarms, no evidence, like death himself was stalking the place, he could've walked right by him and never known. As you walk by him, great fun.

[@kadenthorson5706]

Remember the girl on Paris at the red carpet spawn who is being recorded in front of the fountain? She is the girl on the news on TV. Cool little easter egg.

[@yorkshirepuddin_]

Finally a time when you NEED to cause an explosion and Agent Mike isn't even involved

[@RomnilWater]

I totally missed that you were supposed to use the barrel in the back of the truck as a distraction. Since I'm a packrat I just collected everything in the safe room so I lobbed one of the frat grenades to work as a distraction. Diana did say it needed to be loud.

[@russchesley]

Yeah, those frat grenades are always so loud! With their party's and their homoerotic horseplay

[@RomnilWater]

Wow I'm notoriously bad at typos at this point. Must have been all of those frag... oh i mean frat grenades I used over the weekends. too much partying and alcohol with the bros.

[@russchesley]

@@RomnilWater haha same!

[@kiaranaria7211]

This is my absolute favourite LP. The reaction from both of them as they see 47 in his bodypaint! XD It's cracking my up every single time!!! I watched this video at least 50 times, just because of that beginning. Love you guys. Keep up the fantastic work!

[@seagreen42]

Uh.... "in out in out, shoot it all about" ....?! PHRASING!

[@thegreatpineapple4425]

With these kinda lines, someday even Eurogamer might be dethroned.😅

[@thecatsaysmoo9274]

I bet 47 also has a handful of nutmeg in his poison collection :)

[@sinfulgeek1721]

could not stop laughing after you went and poisoned yourself in the bathroom.

[@TheCarrot11]

Screwy the Screwdriver thought he was out of the game for good, thought he could live his life and just drink away the screaming. But 47 showed up and told him he had one more job to do if he really wanted to be free.

[@preciousrogue1833]

Agent 47 is the new Aquaman confirmed?

[@heresthadude1080]

@@theblackbaron4119 you didn't think I'd get that JonTron reference, didja?

[@heresthadude1080]

@@theblackbaron4119 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition ;)

[@GarrettZa]

There was a silenced pistol in the panic room. Andy could've planted that gun and still recovered his own gun from the bedroom. Thus, the perfect crime scene could've remained perfect.

[@lanciferian]

Zdzisław Beksiński (an artist whose name I'll never remember, but whose work is unmistakable) did that first painting in the video. His work is amazing and haunting. Andy would love him, lol.

[@SamuelGeist]

The Hawkes Bay region produces a rather lovely sauvignon blanc, 47 should do a vineyard tour while he's in our beautiful country!

[@deweyware6446]

I like how Andy walked passed the silenced pistol on the wall on the way in and on the way out and never noticed 💀

[@AngelBeatYunara]

You knocked it out of the park once again! (Also knocked out 47, but details.) And there's a second silenced pistol in the saferoom. :P

[@tompaine2709]

...when you start staging a murder scene together..you may be getting a tad too immersed...

[@recklessrex]

I started the video and thought I was watching Layers of Fear for a second. Friggin nightmare paintings, man

[@ClumsyByFact]

Here we go :) Really looking forward to this videos. Main reason why I bought hitman 2 is so I could compare my failings with theirs :D :D

[@xeagaort]

“What is a man but a miserable pile of secrets.” Is the brood quote you were going for Andy.

[@timothymclean]

Of course 47 can't jump in the pool, he's wearing his suit. ...Wait a minute, he's wearing a WETsuit...

[@Gariel2007]

"What is a man, but a pitiful collection of secrets...Poured into a wetsuit?"Andy 2018

[@kmac169]

It's weird... I still have no desire whatsoever to play the Hitman games, but I can't stop watching the OxBox crew's videos of their gameplay and loving every minute of it. I particularly like the 3 ways to play videos with Andy's professional style playing the game the way it was meant to be played, Jane trying to be clever and sneaky but ultimately failing and having to wing it the rest of the way through, and Mike's "let's go blow something up" approach.

[@recklessrex]

I must be repressing something because I just played this level the other day and I do not remember those paintings being there...

[@57thorns]

I watched another replay, and there is a ton of stuff to do before you trigger the people phase by using the computer. As always in Hitman i guess.

[@57thorns]

Also: It is possible to distract just the three guards around the exit boat without blowing stuff up.

[@pdn561]

@@57thorns Spoilers?! That's the whole point of the game: Everything can be done a multitude of ways!

[@recklessrex]

@@57thorns yeah I know I did just about everything and went in every room, I just have no memory of that art. I also looked at the explosives and was like "nah I got enough stuff I won't need that." Ended up distracting the guards with coins and squeaky toys. And left with all my coins and squeaky toys

[@kamilpodryban]

I fell in love in OutsideXbox because of Hitman playthroughs and I am beginning to think that another Hitman game was made specifically for these guys.

[@BiTheBooks]

"Squeaky kiwi"? I think I like the sound of "squiwi" a tad more.

[@azuredragoon2054]

Diana's Go-Pro on Agent 47 is a satellite in space with a camera.

[@doomburger8433]

Did anyone see the target already in the room behind him facing out the window when they realized someone was “going to bed”?

[@HeadHunter-mv2ht]

I love how they never once thought to take any of the various weapons presented to them in the panic room (that they had to of walked past a few times), including the second silenced pistol.

[@NGMonocrom]

Andy is the ultimate Hitman.... He poisoned himself!

[@jamma.77]

I finally got this game a few weeks ago. I got 4 Hitmans and (somehow) the Unseen Assassin achievement for shooting the target through a plate glasss window, then using a grenade as a distration to reach the boat.

[@bthsr7113]

Mike is going to enjoy helping himself to that armory.

[@recurvess9569]

That's a Jane pool! Aka, no ladder.

[@voltzoen6262]

Was katana the reason why Mike wasnt allowed to play this level of Hitman?

[@ZillDiddlY]

and the white rubber duck you get for buying the game

[@zanzibarwhite-]

10;36 You could probably by standing next to that creepy ass painting. Theres no way anyone's looking over there

[@krys42091]

Worth it just to watch Andy inadvertently poison himself lol

[@LiamDuke]

Jane's laugh from 11:29 is everything

[@mii6619]

"I should've thought of that.. Why didn't I think of that?!" The OXBOX crew mantra

[@Canadian_Zac]

There's a staircase that leads directly to the roof. They better hope it doesn't rain, that house is going to get soaked!

[@NisansaDdS]

I am pretty sure if it was Mike playing, he would have collected all those weapons at 5:43

[@scrodohbaggins7801]

A few of those weapons certainly would have useful for creating a distraction. Frag grenades, for example.

[@notoriousbmc1]

Guard 1: ? I...I think I just saw a shiny bald man with a barcode on his head...and he seemed to have a black, rubbery, shiny torso. Guard 2: Dude! You were warned not to use that bathroom. The ventilation system is screwed up...and lay off those cannabis cigarettes!

[@Connoclear]

As a New Zealander from Hawkes Bay. Here's me trying to pinpoint an exact location. It reminds me of Ocean Beach or Waimarama. So it was Agent 47 I saw

[@Nem01]

Mr. Farrant talking about the bedroom 'They taking it in terms'. Sounds so wrong... 'Oh, a squeekie. Is there a dog'... I already waited for 'Oh, that's not a dog-toy...'

[@TjPhysicist]

9:51 Yea she is KINDA serial killery, or at least very "cold blooded femme fatale" if you listen to the conversations and description given by Diana etc...it really paints a picture.

[@bluejayfinch]

Thought the title said 'Hawkeye' and I got excited.

[@KOU-ZAI]

That moment when you marvel at the interior and every bit of furnishing in this place... until you ran into her taste of paintings hanging on the bedroom walls.

[@pinkcloudsnightlightbell]

11:40 Squeaky kiwiewuuuu!!!!

[@danneko4308]

All I’m saying is there was a safe room full of potential murder weapons you could have used to frame Orson. Hell, there were enough weapons there to literally create a frame around Orson!

[@PRARRCGriffon26]

20:55 🎵Cool guys never look at explosions.🎵

[@sneaksyranger]

It's always amusing at how abjectly terrified Andy is of causing noise.

[@Agamemnon2]

Yay, I can finally watch an Oxbox Hitman 2 video, since I played this mission for the first time yesterday :D

[@Dream146]

For anyone interested I think the first painting at least was done by zdzisław beksiński one of if not my favourite artist.

[@zaqzilla1]

You had a wall full of lethal weapons and you don't take any of them!? You disappoint me Jane and Andy.

[@varunchaturvedi2581]

11:26 You guys...…….you guys are absolute geniuses.

[@anthonythanghe4755]

I just found out that in Hitman 2 (I am late to that party) in Hawkes Bay, if you step on the scale the weight reads ‘47’... even if you are dragging a body over it

[@stormtrooper996]

Andy didn't look at the explosion... what a cool guy!

[@varunchaturvedi2581]

And the series begins. Can't wait for more!

[@TheAngelScorn]

@outsidexbox The sedative poison isn't new. Hitman: No Subtitle had a sedative poison vial.

[@juliustausch7377]

Oof.. The amount of neurological damage that Orson went through while being knocked out with Chloroform would have basically made him a vegetable.

[@sewed102]

47: Diana, I've got a brilliant idea. I'll poison the ventilation system, then watch as the target chokes. Diana: Erm, 47, won't you choke too? 47: No, no, it'll be brilliant. I'll watch and **immediately dies** Diana: … **holds head in hands**

[@shahraihan4738]

"I'm Jane and this is... Whoa! 47!" So it's true, Andy is 47 incarnate

[@Zajirik]

I highly recommend the Hollowed Ground opportunity in Columbia. The shaman outfit is the new fortune teller.

[@aressepelu9046]

Awesome Gameplay! Can’t wait for the next one.

[@zulubunsen9067]

There's a silenced pistol in the panic room. You walked past it four times, but still, you opted to get your signature pistol instead. I'm going to deliberately misjudge this as dedication.