Hitman 3 RUBBER DUCK CONTRACTS | Mike vs Rubber Duck Featured Contracts Hitman 3 Live Stream

[@Zoso14892]

"Demineralised salt water, isn't that just water?" The look on your face after you said that had me in tears Jane

[@AngelBeatYunara]

Stream honks at 0:32!

[@JachAnen]

Thanks my dude

[@jordanleighton6893]

Thanks!

[@thatguy8490]

Thanks. Here 🫱🎖🫡

[@johnsharplin]

Early on in the stream Andy seemed to be a bit exasperated that Mike wasn't being a loud rampaging assassin and was trying to complete the optional objectives instead. Seems to me Andy was actually realizing that deep down he loves that murderous clown and his impudent hitmanning.

[@katfromthekong414]

😂👏🏼

[@danielmallory4687]

No I think Andy just grew a destain for all of his colleagues

[@fuzzypat]

@@danielmallory4687 grew a disdain?

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

@@fuzzypat No, a destain. I.E. He sees them as stains, and wishes to remove them, presumably?

[@bustinarant]

I, for one, *welcome* our stain overlords.

[@johannvongenerico9487]

More hitmans means more Andy doing the Agent 47 voice which never fails to make me laugh

[@mawe8601]

Usually watching Mike play Hitman stresses me out somewhat but to be fair, when explosives are involved, Mike's not just the best choice, he's the only choice.

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Mike's a fricking sniper with explosives sometimes. Flings them halfway across the map, hits the target directly in the face, and somehow gets away with it while Andy and Jane are still faffing about trying to be sneaky. Other times, not so much. But hey. High risk, high reward.

[@leonardquirm]

"The last thing anyone expects is being killed by an exploding duck" - I'd normally agree but given the target in question can be killed in game by a ballistic missile strike of a giant water bottle, I think the exploding duck might take only second place...

[@LoJo]

After the Spanish Inquisition, naturally.

[@coyoteartist]

You just described one of my greatest nightmares Andy, be trapped somewhere with a clown. I would seriously have to beg to switch seats or get off the plane. On a side note, my second grade teacher had actually been to The Ringling Bros Clown College. Also a full clown costume the graduate would finish with was called an "agent suit". So 47 must have attended the Clown College.

[@Pizzaetertje]

47 has graduated everywhere Have you seen this guy dance

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

I looked up the rules for clowns. Apparently you're not supposed to go around just wearing the makeup- You must take it off as quickly as possible- So you're not seen doing anything that might besmirch the good name of clowning (like murdering folks). I think 47 is a fraud.

[@ShiKageMaru]

58:57 I really wish speed dragging was a thing. Like, instead of just dropping a body and running away if you start to dash you could drag a body faster for a bit and it would make as much noise as 47s "running".

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Huh. Could be an interesting mechanic to speed up any action at cost of dramatically increased noise and stamina use.

[@weneedaladder8384]

47 running doesn't actually make any noise.

[@torico29a40]

In german schools, just before graduation, there is a tradition to dress up according to various themes (at least where I come from). I don't remember all our themes, but one of them was "childhood heroes". I was incredibly undecided, because there were obviously gonna be a handful of Ash Ketchum, Super Mario and whatnot anyway, so I didn't wanna do any of those. I also didn't really know who or what specifically I should honor in such a way, so y'know. Anyway, 16 year old me then figured it would be fun to just dress up as the Grim Reaper and not explain anything at all. I came to school that day, arrived at the foyer, just walked up to my friend (who was dressed up as Toph Beifong that bloody genius, I hadn't thought about ATLA) and casually started talking to her. We were also like the first people in school that day, so the first people to arrive hadn't really seen anyone else in costume yet and therefore didn't really know what the theme was. I remember one (I guess about) sixth grader walking up to me, going like: "Excuse me, uhm, Mr.... Mr. Death, uh, if you don't mind... What is today's theme?" To wich I barely even broke the conversation with my friend, looked at him and went "Oh, it's childhood heroes." It was a great day. A great day indeed

[@kookoo47]

I love when you all play Hitman together. Fun times had by all!

[@billthebodyguy]

Andy, as Agent 47, sounded like me, straight edge, in grad school talking about hanging out with my professor as he smoked a "Marijuana Cigarette". It popped me

[@Icam_here]

enjoyed this stream, it's always a blast watching Mike using the ducks

[@soulreapermagnum]

a real quack-tastrophe

[@byronfogo4692]

"Aim for the man bun" or "Don't aim for the man bun" sound like some really good t shirt ideas

[@SantoAtheos]

Death rides a Pale Duck

[@aimeeg4809]

Underrated comment.

[@FingersMahoney]

Behold the Pale Duck. The man who sat upon him was Mike.......and HONK followed with him.

[@ricoaioa]

"All pale duck king" The Mike's way 🤪

[@jonathandavies1716]

The best thing about a playable female is it would impact actual gameplay. Would be like every level had a second version added to it.

[@GriffinWolf]

19:20 Mike says, "I don't think it's suspicious to throw a duck ... it's just weird behaviour." As someone who throws at least six rubber ducks per day*, I object to this statement. *Yes. Literally. At work.

[@JoshWalker]

I request elaboration

[@GriffinWolf]

@@JoshWalker I teach computer science.

[@JoshWalker]

@@GriffinWolf I see. Carry on.

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

@@GriffinWolf OOPs.

[@danielblack4815]

Absolutely loved them working through the New York contract together

[@sourcererseven3858]

By the great tortoise! I thought the clown faces painted on eggs was one of the many whacky curiosities Sir Terry Pratchett invented for his Discworld series! Sometimes reality really is stranger than fiction...

[@junglesairsoftblog6311]

Most of the stuff in the disk world books has some sort of real world existence, except possibly The Luggage...

[@waterinmyotter6245]

Same! I kept waiting for Andy to say, “Just kidding. It’s from Discworld.” 🤣

[@Xhumed]

It was in an episode of The Avengers (60s British tv show, not the superheroes) as well, but I also first heard of it in Men At Arms.

[@VonBlade]

Poor Beano

[@rashkavar]

"I was so excited that Brian Mallard was watching this stream" If it helps, I'm pretty sure I have family who are Mallards. That or a name close enough that I got confused as a child. They're fairly distant family, mainly because my branch of the family are the folks who switched continents and left everyone else behind.

[@burningoldsage4012]

You may not be close...but I bet they're just ducky.

[@RecyllandHyde]

First Heist: Isn’t this the fastest it’s gone full Mike? Me: What about the time Mike yeeted a Grenade at a bank in Payday 2? Wait, Mike seems to have bad luck with Banks…. XD

[@raikensmasher]

nah, he didn't yell "grenade", he pressed the grenade throw button accidentally.. jane though, in one of their GTA heist preparations, threw a grenade destroying the motorcycles they need

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

@@raikensmasher Wasn't there that Hitman episode too where he was engaged in literally the first 20 seconds of the video because he walked through the turnstiles at the start of the map wrong or something?

[@burningoldsage4012]

@@neolexiousneolexian6079 - Miami. Walked right by the security mandatory frisk. It was 8 seconds when the "IN COMBAT" notice posted.

[@ThankYouCityOfficial]

Hit by an exploding duck? I hear that is quite the fatal mallardy...

[@framedmugshot2392]

I love Mike but I relate to Andy SO much when he's yelling in frustration at Mike's gameplay

[@allisonpozzo]

My local zoo has a bin full of rubber ducks that are merged with other animals, like a zebra, bear and red panda. The shark hybrid was terrifying. It pretty much looked like a blue ducky with fins instead of wings and razor sharp teeth in its beak.....

[@aunk999]

andy and jane trying to coach mike through levels is so funny

[@TransGuyShane]

So many dongle jokes 😂 "Now is the time to drag and drop" Mike quickchanges and does a death drop

[@Sir_Rooby]

Americans have jury duty Andy has grim reaper duty lmao 🤣

[@DeadmanWL]

One of my favorite videos yall do, are the Hitman missions, Keep up the amazing work!

[@madphantompixels6478]

I'm not sure which is more worrying the fact Mike thinks ducks don't echo or he doesn't know in which direction elbows bend.

[@leecorrigan8394]

That's my secret Jane: I'm always exhausted, cue Avengers music while I immediately fall asleep

[@MichaelBrown-tv6qx]

“What, nothing! Just another one of my classic clown pranks!” 😂😂😂

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

56:15 Jane's mad scientist roots are showing.

[@oxfanblink4115]

We both know she doesn’t hide being a mad scientist 😆

[@ebony1442]

I really want the clown costume shoes to make noise when 47 is walking.

[@jackrabbitslim8536]

So a tough as nails silent assassin china run, a loud shotgun rampage and a electrical kill contract? These missions were written for OXbox. China for Andy, that's his playstyle. Shotgun for Mike, he wrote a contract set at dartmor for Andy using the antique shotty and Jane fetured several electrical kills during her three ways to play for Hitman 3.

[@rmbettac]

The man bun saved your target’s life

[@TheNithal]

Casual RPDR:UK reference with "UK Hon?" and CBBC with "We're just innocent men"

[@barneymiller7894]

"Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but ducks and lint."

[@ReddCinema]

Loved the stream! ❤

[@nickjeffery536]

That tip for smuggling things through security in briefcases also works perfectly at airports in real life...

[@willow8186]

"One drugs, please." 😂

[@theUglyGypsy]

Worked in restaurants for ages. Constantly afraid of clowns creeping behind me in coolers.

[@codmanout9861]

1:47:15 The world's greatest example of object impermanence

[@jonathandavies1716]

Weird, this is the second time this week I've heard duck quacks not echoing bought up in a livestream.

[@AllDayBikes]

I just randomly watched this, today. On a tuesday. Spooky

[@dahn57]

Andy's losing it. That Clown makeup on eggs thing and being unique, was in Terry Pratchett's Discworld Clown Guild 😛

[@outsidexbox]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clowns_Gallery-Museum

[@AD-6896]

I was genuinely questioning whether they had Jane was missing and they had just stuck a picture of her where she'd normally be before she moved.

[@docette2015]

Damn -- those contracts were duckin' hard. XD You gave it your best go, Mike!

[@EST84x]

Manbuns offer better protection than any helmet.

[@NathanWeeks]

I have a hard time accepting three people who play video games for a living believed a game server's scheduled maintenance downtime.

[@smilingkevin]

I've had that happen with the emetic dart gun where other behavior just overrides it sometimes. It's just buggy in general.

[@jormungandrtheworldserpent8382]

man it would be so cool if there was a series of missions where agent 47 had to switch roles with diana

[@Demonprincess666]

So instead of a new female 47, you want to play as Diana? Not the worst idea 🧐

[@liamnehren1054]

ICA: international clowning association

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Certain frequencies (low ones, I suppose?) do echo less... It would be interesting to try to engineer a sound that destructively interferes with its own echo, or a machine that basically produces an "echo-cancelling" sound which disproportionately destructively interferes with the echo of an arbitrary sound.

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

It could be marketed to the military... It might make soldiers slightly stealthier in the very specific scenario where their mission involves yodelling in a echo-y place (or actively cloaking from active sonar, I guess).

[@VonBlade]

And now... 3 ways to play these contracts so that there is a chance of some extra Hitman content. But 2PC, yes please. I'm all in for that, even though it's been delayed to August.

[@cormacmccoy1]

I was on "Ducks Quack Don't Echo" weirdly... I got to stick my armpit in Holly Willoughby's face :S Strange times :D

[@Kithkanen]

Duck quacks do echo, but because of their unusual audio profile, it's difficult to discern between the original quack and the echo.

[@FingersMahoney]

Can confirm. Had a relative who owned a couple ducks. When they got started her brick walls would echo them to the point of amplification.

[@Demonprincess666]

There are 3 duck guns now but still no duck suit 😒 And it’s a new experience too see how mike is putting more effort into this job than me 😂😂😂 Oh and than there’s Mike carrying the maximalist shotgun in a briefcase unnecessarily 🙀

[@coaxtl1413]

You did a Hitman live stream on my birthday and I missed it!! 😭

[@ptonpc]

Caught it late but Mike is a true agent of chaos!

[@jacobfarley2332]

the sexiest bookcases go all the way down, according to my girlfriend

[@zoevokes6406]

I can’t believe you don’t know / didn’t know about the fart briefcase. I use it all the time if I need to emetic somebody. Conceal the emetic mine in the briefcase at the start of the level, go somewhere you aren’t seen, get the mine out and put it away in the briefcase again. The mine activates and you have the remote in your inventory. Then stand right next to your target and hit the remote. I’ve emeticed several elusive targets that way. You’re not suspicious at all.

[@fangirlzoe5263]

I wish i was there i have done this most duckys are causal attracted and people can regilarly pick them up and you can plant stuff in your breif case

[@DocumentedWorld]

You can hold X to subdue. I think it works just as quickly as tapping it.

[@hiatusinc]

This stream was hilarious thanks you guys XDD

[@zerin25]

Can we get a special Mike variant the the new tshirt? "I'm a normal adult clown, doing normal things"?

[@JoshWalker]

Doing clown things

[@ryanleone3007]

It's so much more interesting and fun to watch when all three of them are playing.

[@holliswilliams8426]

The clown eggs thing is real, it's truly bizarre.

[@VuduBlues]

If you guys ever write a ook on the OxBox years, please call it "Duck Quacks Don't Echo'.

[@nickjeffery536]

Agent 47 definitely needs extra range on the ducks... IO ought to add in some form of duck-zooka!

[@Demonprincess666]

I got an even better idea…well, kinda…the ducks all have different colours, so each should have another effect: A green one for an emetic duck mine, the yellow and the white ones still the explosive versions, the red one killing it’s target with fire and a blue one for the electric kill 🧐🤗😈

[@nickjeffery536]

@@Demonprincess666 Awesome!

[@Demonprincess666]

@@nickjeffery536 glad someone likes it, now we need more people who like this idea and maybe it can become a reality 🤗 I somewhat changed them and added hallucinations and freezing so you could make them the seven deadly ducks 😈😂

[@thebutterfly8262]

Damn, missed it again! Notifications on from now on!

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

Really Mike'd that up quickly

[@wiggle_duck9063]

I approve of this concept on principle.

[@wbfaulk]

Are you sure you guys have played video games before?

[@CrazedHatter]

"Mistakes were made..." No Mike, it's only a mistake if it isn't how it USUALLY goes. This is a pattern of behavior, not a mistake. :-P

[@nomeaknat]

Next hitman video should be a "speed run" of various contracts.

[@pinkcloudsnightlightbell]

What's the song they use at the start?

[@darkwolf4830]

They need Hitman Vampire or Hitman Werewolf. That would be awesome

[@loptseldr]

Your duo name is "Jam"

[@973daydreamer]

On the subject of rubber ducks... I have a last of us clicker rubber duck. It has a horrifying fungus face.

[@bar-b1729]

How do you place items on controller?

[@robber233]

Ominous duck noises echo throughout

[@ChristopherCherry02]

I love this channel and this vid is awesome!

[@alexthunderbrand]

"Freestyle jazz hitmanning" - so, indiscriminate murder?

[@samplexample]

Bruh I totally thought thumbnail Andy was the Nostalgia Critic.

[@zhaley1980]

1:28:55 Chill out guys, I'm just making a direct deposit of this one coin.

[@rorybryant3282]

Could they not place the duck down instead of the mine?

[@phylion6067]

"I'm ON my drugs break!"

[@dizzle522]

If Jane didn't blink in the beginning...

[@kelvin1316]

This is why it is stupid that a single player game has to be online. Just let me download it and presto just play. If they are worried about online score then just insist online for scoring.

[@kelvin1316]

Who removed the message that said I had won something?! I wanted to text the obviously fake bot number to get my winnings! LOL 😆

[@dariusjohnson6013]

When y’all doing another 3 ways to play?

[@liamcowley8630]

Part time weatherman 😂😂

[@Jackaxed]

"How long do clown eggs take to hatch?"

[@cdg7322]

um wait 17:45 was that not a kill in one of the games

[@thebutterfly8262]

For future streams, you could do in-chat live poles on destinations and stuff:)

[@burningoldsage4012]

Sounds painful. Maybe they can do live polls instead.

[@albrown7977]

16:00 Time to put your ducks in a row. 30:05 My mom use to dress as a clown and do children's birthday parties. She'd do a little show with her creepy puppets. Not that it mattered. All the 8 year old were coked up on sugar and running around like crazy.

[@quincebielka8843]

If only there was an emetic duck

[@LenoreLovesIt]

...so while I'm still coming to terms with the existence of the word "YEET" now being the name of what I grew up calling a "Hail Mary Heave-Ho," it also has a past tense.. so Mike didn't 'yeet' Mr. Duck, he "YOTE" the duck.... to yeet.. did yote..🤨💭💥💯

[@SuperGardenator]

If you look very closely at Jane, her greenscreen is missing in just the right parts so it looks like she has a mandalorian-style antenna.

[@jennifervalentine8955]

Not hating on the rando worker, but Rockstar has severely lost their way.

[@sgtraytango]

Week late to the video but the half-painted clown...was it pro wrestler Mick Foley's daughter's boyfriend Frank The Clown?