Hitman Gameplay: Colorado - 3 Ways to Play (Exploding Watch, Battering Ram) Ep. 1/2

[@cougarclifford3035]

Andy: I need a disguise Jane: I need a disguise Mike: What can I blow up with an Apricot?

[@user-pj7wy1ib8t]

"An" apricot

[@fremendar9659]

*And

[@erithacus8465]

*Andy

[@scorpix96]

*Andy

[@scikaiju]

I am only disappointed because you beat me to the punch.

[@BeckertP]

The Hitman videos are my absolute favorites. The stories unfold as follows: Andy - How will he pull it off? Jane - Will it all go wrong at the very end? Mike - How spectacular will the train wreck be?

[@martinrobo123]

I got some hitman vids on my channel too :-)

[@Infozentrale]

Jane: "you're gonna stay clothed. you're the lucky one. you're gonna have your cloths on and everything when you wake up" *murders him 10 seconds later*

[@amy-clarefidgett6505]

It's like Jane totally forgot which game they are playing... Oh! Of course, the comedy baler... Later this dude will wake up and pick straw from his hair and out of his teeth and how we will laugh! No wait, its deadly!?!??

[@michaelcorleone6553]

I love how Jane innocently tried to trap a man in a hay bale but instead brutally murdered him.

[@GigawingsVideo]

Well that escalated quickly.

[@ashfreywar9862]

"innocently"

[@chickenpanda4062]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Thechared]

That should be made into an escallation

[@crazyrocket2900]

I wonder if that excuse will bale her out?

[@Hi45672]

Andy has to remind himself not to act like a serial killer, so he's probably a serial killer, Jane is learning that patience isn't always a virtue, and Mike is learning how to stealthily explode a target. I honestly can't tell if this means they're getting better or falling deeper into their most basic instincts. Both? Probably both.

[@patrikhjorth3291]

It occured to me that it would be rather unsettling if you were to play one of these missions, subdue somebody and move to hide them in a wardrobe... only to find a body already hidden there. And not by you.

[@hush-615]

There's something kinda similar to this in the White House mission in Blood Money. You can find a janitor knocked out in a bathroom and his uniform taken by an assassination target, fellow clone Mark Parchezzi. Edit: I say knocked out. Come to think of it, the guy was actually dead.

[@fugyfruit]

It's sort of a recurring thing in Blood Money in all the missions with rival assassins in them you can find the dead bodies of the people they disguise as if you look hard enough

[@shamrockboy21]

in this episode of "Two hitmen, a hitwoman and a pile of corpses" Mike struggles to blow the doors off his assignment, Jane finally proves that "ain't nobody got time for that", and Andy slowly spirals into insanity as his mind snaps from his many flawless kills.

[@kelenloth]

Glad you dropped the trophy, Andy, you might have been recognized as being visibly armed.

[@danielcampbell3178]

kelenloth 😀

[@Darsh0019]

Andy is basically how I want to play Jane is how I end up playing and Mike is basically me playing the game after getting frustrated for being like Jane instead of andy

[@flarrowverse112]

same

[@Thechared]

Im a mike

[@gamesandglory1648]

@@Thechared I'm worse than mike fail to disguise as hairdresser than just throws scissors at everyone and at end of mission realized I killed over 100 people.

[@mikoto7693]

That's pretty much accurate for me too. I try to be like Andy but end up playing like Jane. And occasionally I lose my temper and go Full Mike.

[@Verikarma]

look! a sighting of the rare and elusive 'Stealth Mike'!

[@danculp3136]

@David Bunge this is underrated

[@danielollett9783]

Following his recent Silent Assassin achievement, 'Stealth Mike' is definitely there, just hidden under multiple layers of explosives...

[@danculp3136]

@@danielollett9783 like an infant James bond swaddled in a blanket of dynamite and fury

[@Number1masksfan]

@@danculp3136 definitely underrated

[@Spence1115]

Mike: So, better take this carefully *30 seconds later* Mike: Well, that blew up *1 minute later* Mike: I'm in combat now I'm 3 minutes in and already this is going very much as expected for Mike...

[@Spence1115]

And now he's just gunning everyone down. Mike, never let anyone say you're inconsistent.

[@CrapAt0ItsBest]

Fucking lost it at the "I dont know which one I am"

[@nicholassithole2877]

He blended in so well that he didn't know who he was xD

[@Visy23TheElf]

just me that love how Mike feel no shame for his... Mikeish style to play. "that was pretty stealthy for me. I mean it _Involved a explosion. but no-one is shooting at me. so I consider that a stealth win" a explosion in his face sent him flying. still stealth

[@maxxcurtis4418]

Andy: I have two wrenches Mike: I need a wrench Andy stole his wrench!

[@Thesaurus_Rex]

Just starting watching, and I'm guessing that each of their weaknesses will appear: Andy: "I just couldn't help but watch the "accidental" assassination I caused." Jane: "I just couldn't help but kill some people who I easily could have just knocked out." Mike: "I just couldn't help but initiate a firefight with an explosion." EDIT: Wow, 2/3 already only two minutes in. You guys are on fire.

[@joaomoraes8644]

Not only them, you see

[@thuershen]

I like how the position of the names covers the "Non-target Killed" pop-up space. Because if you look there, and you see "Mike" you can safely assume that yes, a non-target HAS been killed. So they've solved the name-positioning problem without sacrificing any information from the game

[@ryanstark4627]

Explosion specialist!? Mike has finally found his true calling

[@srbindy809]

Andy: Serious gamer Jane: Serious gamer with bad impulses Mike: BOOM BOOM EXPLOSION BOOM BOOM

[@dobsmoneylakeetc6371]

Mike is very serious about his explosions.

[@TheHutchy01]

​Mike is inspired by Private S. Baldrick's 1917 poem "The German Guns" written shortly before his death.

[@kattaylor2919]

That jump cut from Andy carefully getting a disguise to Mike blowing up stuff for no apparent reason was fantastic!

[@RayDineen]

The editing on these 3 ways to play is always great! Who edits the video?

[@outsidexbox]

+Ray Dineen Andy edits these ones!

[@SoulEaterTV101]

I thought you had a team of editors, is it just you three and James the Cameraman?

[@outsidexbox]

+Ryan Lafrance Yeah, just us three and James :)

[@SoulEaterTV101]

Wow! Props, you four are extremely talented.

[@goopooable]

Ray Dineen Hugh

[@aurorabennett2023]

Jane pulled a Mike, where instead of the woodchipper it was a hay bailer

[@theunderdog3334]

Jane, you committed assault and *batter* y. You could say the area became *ram* packed. You *sieged* the opportunity. You *rammed* the point home. Okay, I think that's enough. But that other guy, better tell him to... *watch* out!

[@TheNinjagoKing]

You sir, deserve this like.

[@jamesl610]

no, he doesn't.

[@joeywild2011]

TheUnderdog It also looked like that other girl was in the *shit*!

[@theDegausser]

Mike: "I'm definitely going to have to watch myself since there are four people to kill" and NOT EVEN two minutes in he blows up the first red barrel he sees XD This is the true definition of "Miked it!"

[@lucasm.3864]

Mike: the psychopath. Jane: the professional. Andy: the Andy.

[@jamesjames6422]

Andy: the better professional

[@benjaminyork2707]

Andy: the scarecrow

[@joeywild2011]

Lucas M More like: Mike the psychopath, Andy the professional, Jane the Jane

[@_c3a3m_88]

Lucas M no, Andy is the professional, Jane is the runner up, and mike is the WHAT TF CAN I BLOW UP IN 2 MINUTES TIME??!!

[@CptnWolfe]

Andy: The Professional Jane: The Psychopath Mike: The Mike

[@khal7723]

Had to find the body didn't you.

[@shotgunshells2]

I got serious chills at that part. He was just so deadpan.

[@lucasm.3864]

The cut away made it even better.

[@nicholascross3557]

Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?

[@disgruntledfish8276]

He turned into an 80s action movie villain for a minute there.

[@chumbucket3475]

That bit was so great

[@logancunningham9498]

Mike is basically a horror movie villain, complete with sinister one-liners

[@Phil-pg1rd]

"Oh, you had to find the body didn't you" I lost it

[@zane5209]

i love how jane and andy are stealthy, choking people out, getting disguises. And then mike is blowing things up. I expect nothing less

[@TheMorpheus3000]

2 minutes in, Mike blows up stuff, Jane shreds a guy and Andy is hiding. Classic Oxbox! Never change!

[@cazzy243]

"You had to find the body didn't you..." *cuts* XD that made me laugh so much 😂

[@nathangoedeke694]

10:00 - So you could say Andy is *armed* and dangerous? I'm sure he'll find it *handy*

[@drunkenwhaler9507]

The real problem with 47's targets is that they don't *watch* out for conspicuously bald assassins.

[@jefferycrouse5654]

Drunken Whaler You'd think they'd recognize how odd the barcode is

[@supercool1312]

Jeffery Crouse ut was a pun

[@thatguyq4783]

My favorite Let's Play series on KZbin, I can't wait for you all to do Hitman Season 2. The sarcasm, role-playing voices and commentary are the reasons why I love this series.

[@farrelraja2025]

Wow that's the most stealth that mike has been

[@recklessrex1905]

what about the explosive duck, elusive target, kill the one twin but not the other? finished in like two minutes and was never noticed, despite using a freaking explosive. It takes some hardcore stealth to stealth an explosive kill xD

[@TheHutchy01]

​That wasn't stealth, that was magic with the duck.

[@thomasmoore8030]

Kudos to the editing team for cutting away IMMEDIATELY after Mike says "you just HAD to find the body".

[@TheTman9898]

Ha killed by a clock, gives a new meaning to your time has come!

[@57thorns]

That would also have been good message for the email: "Your time has come". Just two years after the video got posted and a year after the previous comment, can I make this thread explode?

[@anna-flora999]

@@57thorns rather unlikely

[@afanofcanta5357]

oh my god, Jane, you absolutely knew it was going to be lethal

[@brinebone2391]

I love when Jane said she needed Andy to come up with a battering ram pun, then he makes a pun immediately after that. Also, possible battering ram one-liners: Shoulda RAM when you had the chance, that was BATTER than the alternative, etc.

[@funkyquickscope27]

Andy- "See I'm well prepared I've got 2 wrenches" 5 seconds later Mike- "oh I need a wrench"

[@Reklaimart]

😂😂😂love how Andy casually drops the Trophy Arm after he realised it was abit to serial killer like 😂😂😂

[@ToonDudeCake]

Oh look death by hay baler, Thanks Jane. Now maybe the worst way to die in a video game. lol

[@ptonpc]

The wood chipper shower was pretty bad, or good, depending on how you view it.

[@ToonDudeCake]

lol

[@cathaldeegan870]

sonfan "

[@dylanrobson3802]

sonfan what about a video, worst ways to die: video game edition

[@ToonDudeCake]

Deekay 1227 Is is an xobox video?

[@die3zocker526]

I think this October Andy will reveal his serial murder identity, I mean the hints are everywhere!

[@TimEd.o7o7]

Mike at his best, themed kills for all! Andy's professional kills, Mike's work hazard explosions and Jane just spirited hers away

[@lytenakye486]

I just like how even when Jane's not trying to be evil it just sorta happens.

[@edwinperry7968]

Could you say Andy made a hay-sty escape?

[@djpheeze]

Before the guards got distrawt?

[@jefferysparks4431]

Lesson of the day... Always come prepaid with TWO wrenches.

[@madbrosheo1514]

All of you showed your classic character tropes. Jane had very devious and effected plans. Mike reminded us of his Micheal Bay tendencies. And Andy showed us his excellent stealth capabilities. Could this be the best Hitman episode? I mean all of you do that every time, but still.

[@RustyXlV]

The sliding scale of professionalism (Andy) to bloodlust (Jane) with Mike as a mix of the two.

[@jamesphillips4009]

I wouldn't call Mike and explosives "expert" so much as an explosives enthusiast. I would, however, try a nitroglycerin based energy drink.

[@goopooable]

The blood money music at the end gave me a warm shower of nostalgia

[@KMiller3114]

Will the Hay Bale be Handy for Andy, a Pain for Jane or a Like for Mike. Find out in Hitman no subtitle.

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

What a teaser, can't wait for part 2!

[@joeypancetta4118]

This is both the longest lets play of yours I've watched. Also the most enjoyable.

[@wastingtimegaming7572]

I like how Andy and Jane seem so serious and then it switches to Mike mocking a guard after stealing nitroglycerin

[@AndrewJ9673]

"I was trying to come up with some battering ram pun, but I guess Andy will have to do that." *switches to Andy* "Guess you could say that was the last 'straw'! No one there to 'bale' you out!"

[@obeeyore2281]

Mike's worst fear: multiple enemies!!!! Let's hope they're all conveniently standing around some sort of explosive together 🤔

[@EthanSpitzley511]

First 5 minutes of game play summarized: Andy: Sneak sneak sneak. Jane: Sneak sneak sneak. Mike: BANG BANG MOTHER TRUCKER

[@aselwijesinghe5402]

I'm Sri Lankan & its great to see our tiny island mentioned in a AAA game (albeit as an Assassin/Pirate/Insurgent)!

[@nunyeh]

Andy: No the wrench fell off... My precious wrench. But that's fine, I got two. Mike: Ah... I need a wrench...

[@Doctorwhat18]

Since it's October, will we be seeing any spooky videos from you guys?

[@outsidexbox]

We'll certainly be doing our annual Hallowe'en Slendering, along with some other horror games, hopefully!

[@chromearome798]

+outsidexbox hallowe'en?

[@xaviercook7996]

Please play more Little Nightmares

[@terracannon876]

Doctorwhat18 I think that part with the hay baler was frightening enough >

[@n3v3rm0r3]

so any video with Jane

[@princeevilregal8209]

I'd say that first target was a crushing victory for Jane, smashing good job!

[@CrapAt0ItsBest]

10:57 - 11:07 is brilliant editing

[@PatheticIndustries]

Looks like our victim was *charged* with assault and... *Battering*? Battering Ram puns are hard

[@Robert-gm7hx]

It was literally a "hit-and-run".

[@PatheticIndustries]

He really... Took a battering?

[@Robert-gm7hx]

She really...rammed the point home?

[@PatheticIndustries]

Damn, that's good.

[@janecalloway4483]

I hear and actors reference and three seconds later I'm bobbing my head excited. "Yeah, Yeah! Why did we never see that before?

[@stevemalone3781]

Your Hitman videos are awesome. After watching this one I finally buckled down and bought my own Season 1 subscription. It's been a blast!

[@53BAMM]

Love how everyone has their job Jane - accidentally mashing someone to pieces Mike - wanting to explored everything and Andy - with his puns

[@mathsalot8099]

16:37 I love the editing choices. No furthering of the mission there... just Mike criticizing the NPCs for their lackluster performance.

[@garrettbates1297]

I love how mike almost instantly blows something up

[@reubenrichard4030]

Mikes play through was awesome this time! 10/10 for creativity. Andy and Jane weren't as clever with the exception of some hilarious hay puns!

[@jedimarc5194]

Not even a minute in and Mike is already blowing everything up... never stop being you. XD

[@hunterfckinghartley8646]

I don’t like the Colorado level myself, but I love watching you guys doing it.

[@bhagwatisinghrajawat1020]

hey in the colorado level if you collect 10 apricots , and drugs (somewhere in the level) , and feed them to a blue toy car which looks like a dinosaur , placed in a room where 2 guards are watching tv , you use 47's secret escape vehicle after you complete the mission , (you need to find a key somewhere in the level though)

[@hristo.bogdanov]

The only reason I watch that "Hitman" clips is because you make it so entertaining :)

[@calvincaesar6182]

Yeah I'm glad you guys decided to split it into 2 parts

[@anggoroputra5660]

Mike, if you're craving apricots, it is marginally better to go to the local supermarket than a private militia training grounds.

[@PowderPlays]

He should have watched what he was doing I guess his time was up He had literally minutes to live TICK TICK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I think i'm done now

[@cuppawolnir9031]

Jane has yet to understand the *ramifications* of her actions!

[@crispylemonman9695]

I like how it cuts from Andy bragging about his two wrenches directly to Mike needing a wrench.

[@notsosuperpete1689]

Jane killing the guy in the hay bale by mistake had me full on lolling! Shame I'm cheekily watching the video at work, and getting some funny looks!

[@chloe.imogen]

I can't wait for part 2! your Hitman videos are the best!

[@MihirParmar74]

They were probably the plans for Samsung's new smartwatch

[@oomreni5820]

Oowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@anumbah9large936]

SHOTS FIRED, SHOTS FIRED

[@Al_Paca]

Apply cold water to burned area

[@jonbaxter2254]

Watches blown up, watches blown up!

[@_c3a3m_88]

M P XD

[@zachmontminy]

Jane to 2nd guy "You're the lucky one" Proceeds to grind him to a pulp

[@collinkessler414]

I think it's funny that Andy and Jane are all stealthy and stuff, then Mike's just killing EVERYONE.

[@BirchMonkey857]

I love the pattern of cute to: Mike causing as much chaos as possible.

[@mobley402]

fell off my couch laughing at the last straw pun, pure gold andy

[@Mr_RichardH]

OK, I *really* need to see part 2 of this. Hilarious as ever.

[@radcactus9893]

They're all becoming true serial killers! What with Andy taking trophies, Jane drugging people, and Mikes line "you just HAD to find the body..."

[@gwen-477]

"You just HAD to find the body" the best mike quote

[@nickc1269]

I love this series so much

[@wiccamantadhg1965]

Jane with the accidental Fargo right off the bat. Though the way she reacted made me think this is not the first time Jane has unintentionally turned someone into the human equivalent of silly string.

[@ekanaraddch8897]

wow, they all managed to eliminate sean rose with stealth, that's impressive

[@derwykynger]

I would totally play a game where the main character comments on his mission objectives like Andy does! "A terrorist turned insurgent ... turnt CORPS soon!" Just genius!

[@danqrl]

Best level yet, I wasn't convinced of the episodic style but it's working out really well...for me it is anyway

[@nadirbaitsaleem7270]

I love your Hitman playthroughs!

[@heroineofdarkness8439]

Sounds like you've been working on your evil laugh Andy

[@tenghiskhan2063]

Mike that was the most terrifying scene ever "you just had to find the body" as he gets within murder range the scene cuts out

[@hagana733]

When Jane has clearly never seen Fargo if she was surprised by the hay bailer

[@mobilespace877]

Neither have you, cause that was a wood chipper.

[@recklessrex1905]

just for the record, going by the hay all around it, i'm gonna say that was either supposed to be a hay baler or that the average viewer should be forgiven for assuming it is

[@AaronBoBaron_]

I was wondering if Mike was going to drop the car on someone. The suspension was killing me.

[@arkangel5116]

It looks like Andy and Jane are playing the game like you are supposed to and Mike is playing the kill everyone challenge! Great vid

[@Dracinard]

Andy: Time for the scarecrow murderer to strike! Hehehehehe! Can... can I never have any context for that? It's brilliant as is.