Hivemind One-Liners Bracket

[@quadecaX8]

The fact that bars of the day were disqualified from this bracket is sack religious

[@teddy-fl6hm]

hi brakence

[@BIGICEBALLS]

based

[@para4]

you should go bald

[@necr0mancrr]

I was wondering where they were, a few of these are literally just bars anyway

[@nathansutton4080]

i am quadeca's biggest fan

[@Pocket_Jake]

"did you know that if a praying mantis was the size of a chrysler sienna it could fuckin murder you" is the real best one liner in hivemind history

[@HotStrange]

It was funny initially but reading it back it’s hilarious.

[@wojciechsawicki4733]

you need to type it all caps, otherwise the bot that collects clips for the next one won't register it

[@trashhuman3977]

What video is this from?

[@jackv2175]

@@trashhuman3977this one

[@chewyaaron]

@@trashhuman3977this video😂

[@yourewrong154]

Now we need a “Best Physical Comedy Bits Bracket” to give Graydon a fair chance

[@skybluhorizon]

nah nick is a shoo in

[@933Bane]

The longest coke line would be a winner for me

[@HotStrange]

Would the Pusha T adlib impression count for this? Because that’s the hardest I’ve ever laughed on this channel.

[@mrecra8084]

that would actually have me on the floor

[@MopishfoolVids]

gotta put him doing the little dance from reacting to Quavo's old song "bricks like shaq at the free throw" in there

[@GiraffeBlues]

My favorite one-liner is definitely when Dignan broke both of my wrists and said "you will never see your family again", then ascended above the clouds. What a guy!

[@cozmothedog1742]

I heard that one too!

[@hpx374]

hes such a character 🥰

[@sp1ralg1rl]

classic dignan 🤗

[@moodygogh1716]

@@cozmothedog1742yd😅😅 1:29:49 t😅y😅d😅

[@OswaldStretchdisaz]

awwwww luckyyyy 😢

[@zayyy4k]

i feel like graydon and riley finally got drunk, cried, and said they love each other the night before and can’t stop saying it this video

[@alicemiiku]

this fucking comment is destroying me

[@brownguy903]

It’s crazy how they can come up with amazing one liners and then have absolutely GARBAGE opinions on which ones are better

[@Linkolod]

Crazy that they made zero correct decisions in the first round

[@snejanaceneva3455]

DUDE i can't explain to yall how much serotonin it brings me how excided and happy graden gets every time he sees eden in one of these lmfao

[@berkeleyisonline160]

31:23 graydon sees eden and goes from :| to :D

[@snejanaceneva3455]

@@berkeleyisonline160 right!? it's so cute 😭

[@zakkturner8156]

Brave decision for Graydon to display his kill count on his sweater like that

[@pastapocha5708]

fun fact: its already outdated!

[@EchoGreens]

Now it's up to 2537!

[@braydenkatcher]

@@EchoGreens update: 3012 now. rest in peace to my aunt jaginoff

[@trashcollector6184]

⁠​⁠@@braydenkatcher new update: Bit of a slow couple months for him. he’s only up to 3039

[@GladeAir-Freshener]

New update. Unfortunately, he’s been on a tear. Current count is at 3356

[@blapbIap]

i love how they were out “i love you bro”-ing the entire episode it’s was nice to hear someone say those words for once

[@danisnotyourman5636]

I feel like it kinda goes without saying and is implied just between how much chemistry they both have together in videos

[@clam6254]

it’s genuinely so sweet when riley says “…because i actually love you”, the way he says it is real silly but the message is nice

[@philipwolfe9751]

"If I saw a line I could pick it" in the context of writer's strikes/picket lines is funny af and it went unnoticed

[@frostfire6561]

It went directly over everyone else’s head

[@chuckmcluckin6082]

Fuck, I didn't catch it either but that's actually unbelievable

[@maruwapofilms815]

hes elite

[@cozmothedog1742]

Ik right I thought I was the only one that caught that

[@A7XNinooo]

Graydon nearly falling off the chair had me fucking dead

[@jjkulon94]

time stamp?

[@sp1ralg1rl]

@@jjkulon9411:07

[@maruwapofilms815]

i dont even understand whats happening. rileys face during it just makes me laugh

[@debbydee6633]

9:00

[@obviouslyanonymous]

I'm worried about AI advancing to the point where robots are able to fall in love with each other. Sounds code-dependent.

[@vid_save]

IM WHEEZING

[@Soarvivor]

@@vid_savedid you bring an inhaler

[@ggguitar.]

riley just casually saying "if i saw a line i could pick it" while they were talking about the writers strike was absolutely insane. this man's operating on another plane entirely

[@gracehannigan158]

I’d love to spend a day in that strange mans mind

[@milksops]

one-liners timestamped 1:00 sack religious 1:51 bold ring 4:14 plague round 4:36 helter skelter 5:48 hyper bully 6:28 datamoshing 7:16 ark and saw a little rock 8:17 bb belt 11:38 dead ass 12:14 old spice 12:51 sell tix 14:06 been a drill 16:34 suicide watch 18:10 tele-puthy 19:07 drill bit tailor 20:05 toupée fiasco 21:40 oj simp, son 23:16 plan it 24:14 spoiled milk 24:52 subtle tees 25:31 which trials 25:43 arnold palmer 27:43 meta 28:34 challenged paula to an ab-duel 29:42 rue barb 30:20 dip low 31:26 shoo gays 32:11 mac ‘n cheese 32:54 sneak o’s 33:58 miller n mackin 35:09 jack antonoff of bleachers 36:52 late ex 37:42 seein enemies 38:13 signature scent 40:06 the type to beat the king 40:38 british 9-11 42:20 don’t sleep on coke zero 44:21 bell of the ball 45:57 lunch was bad today 46:40 lifetime doctors appointment 47:07 mask era 48:23 cant sell a bit 49:35 forgetful grizzly 51:54 cake up 52:34 praying mantis sex 53:30 wide receiver 54:56 GOP/POG 55:55 energy to drink 57:29 bartender with acne 58:01 toosee slide 59:07 margarine for error 1:00:22 eff a g 1:00:49 fill a buster 1:02:11 tongue twister 1:03:27 laws on ya 1:04:50 make cum in the middle 1:06:13 second degree murder 1:06:50 sylvester still alone 1:08:05 semantics 1:09:47 inmate/judge relationship 1:11:18 gyro-centric/they’re not heroes 1:12:09 shish kabob 1:14:04 ultimate frizz, b 1:15:37 small pacs final deliberation 1:36:45

[@alexaschemann3829]

them being so wholesome to each other is so heartwarming for some reason, just feels so genuine

[@hpx374]

they have a lot to be proud of

[@aaliiiiyah]

why yall got me cryin at the wonders and whimsy of friendship rn lmaooo

[@butterytomatoes747]

this video was so weird i felt like i was watching you two about to kiss and stop being friends at the same time

[@ve5498]

Not including “kim bruh got ye” is absolutely criminal. almost as criminal as that time Dignan broke both of my kneecaps with a guitar and then skipped away while playing and singing Wonderwall.

[@fynzyme]

i think that was in bits bracket 1

[@matthiaswebber3]

Graydons POG to PAWG curveball was beautiful.

[@andrew_gould]

if "the only thing i worship is money, call me sacrilegious" doesn't win ts i'm unsubscribing

[@pattykcake]

I’m sorry

[@andrew_gould]

​@@pattykcakethat one, "Type to Beat the King," and "Lifetime Doctor's Appointment" are my three favorite one-liners ever, and none of them even made it to the third round 😖

[@pattykcake]

@@andrew_gould it wouldn’t be a hivemind bracket without disappointing the fans

[@pascalthecurator3368]

@@pattykcake it wouldn’t be a hivemind bracket without being wrong*

[@joaquincarlson4367]

no one has acknowledged that this is the same pun Eminem used to homophobically diss Tyler the Creator yet, just sayin

[@aarjunpatel8563]

My favourite one liner was when Dignan chopped off an infants nasal passages and said " Got your nose" classic Diggy!!

[@seffor]

Trying a bit too hard

[@terryballsack69]

@@aarjunpatel8563yes.

[@josephmother7167]

@@aarjunpatel8563give up man u lost

[@seffor]

@@aarjunpatel8563 hater nation stand up

[@chemicaldeath9866]

@@seffor sitcho goofy ass down. Better yet, why dont you go to the funny farm since you wanna be such a silly goose

[@rehnaanliker5931]

It’s so sweet and seems so genuine how Riley keeps hyping Gradon up and telling him he loves him, most wholesome I’ve felt watching this channel

[@BabyQ99]

Someone low key needs to put Grant saying “I like second degree murder” in an out of context Hivemind compilation 1:25:21

[@benwayman2478]

The bit where they loved each other was hilarious!!! We all know THAT could never happen!

[@GHOST_TOWN2100]

Riley could have done the funniest thing and just not edited the video from 27:00 onward

[@gl1zzy999]

You guys have a lot to be proud of. Love you.

[@rehnaanliker5931]

Yes love this comment

[@ms.understood7969]

the unedited portion was simply amazing

[@sammyyy911]

These hivemind videos are the only thing keeping me from annihilating my entire family! Don’t stop posting fellas😁

[@kinsey7894]

😧p-please don’t stop posting!!!

[@elvymane2862]

😮please stop posting!!

[@gabrieljones6406]

LOL!

[@perks9396]

I am inside your walls Sammy.

[@sammyyy911]

@@perks9396 don’t be a stranger, say hello!

[@yungaldi9141]

Ok lets be honest though Graydon would beat the brakes off Riley

[@J5HUA]

he’d beat the ever living piss out of riley

[@samuelgehm5149]

Grayson's taller and looks bigger generally.

[@Brent345345]

Idk I think Riley might surprise us but like…Grayson is unhinged my money has to be on him especially after watching him eat those peppers in the music quiz.

[@sewerentropy5217]

​@@Brent345345 he eats peppers? i need to know what this is referencing

[@Gluu4]

@@sewerentropy5217 the video with nfr from about a week ago

[@ashtonfm5509]

For a bracket, there was a lot more physical comedy than I expected, I was particularly impressed when Graydon exploded!

[@spencerk.mp3]

I’m shocked that the rose-at-a-stone and languish barrier combo are not here. Also I hope Graydon’s self esteem is feeling better after Riley confessed his love for him 10 times

[@ruggerfr]

My first language is not english so i cannot understand half of the one liners but imma watch the whole video anyways cause hivemind is the only thing that i can appreciate having in my life

[@calebperdue4525]

Uncanny amounts of bromance across this cinematic creation

[@George-ih4ny]

this one was weirdly wholesome and real

[@sumacmusac]

hearing graydon describe himself as cunty (31:57) is so funny... ballroom lingo has now trickled all the way down to cishets, society is wild lmao edit: also 52:48 is one of the funniest things graydon has ever said

[@michaelstack8290]

so cute that graydon couldn’t hold back his smile after his words to lead or live by…he just loves showing off all those teeth he’s stolen

[@DiegoMorales99_]

Hive and mind doing bits / one-liners in their bits/one-liner videos is like an infinite money glitch

[@DynastyLuminous46]

This is a message to any Hivemind compilation channels because I know you're watching this. Imma need a compilation of Riley and Graydon vibing out to songs they either love or hate. It's one of the things I have to see before Diggy inevitably locates where I am and wipes my whole entire existence off of the planet.

[@haysdixon6227]

praying for u 🙏

[@MountainsAway]

the one i was hoping for was nick's "what's nobu? a saturday night for graydon?"

[@newjewel]

the amount of healthy expression of love in this video is so genuinely wholesome. seeing the hivemind boys appreciating each other brings so much joy to my heart that i genuinely forget all my problems. i love you guys so much thank you for making me smile with each video. dignan please bring my son back to me.

[@Bvnta]

9:38 Graydon looks like an angler fish stalking his prey

[@dehzinpatatyy]

graydon's "she likes ma cheese mo' " better win

[@MattMcConaha]

My favorite Hivemind one liner is when Dignan brought that wild grizzly onto set while filming Hivemind Wheel Of Fortune, and the grizzly attacked Riley and Riley was screaming, "oh my god, the grizzly is eating me. Please help me, I'm going to die. Oh my god, oh my god. Please make this stop. Oh god, I have not been much of a believer, but I need you right now, please spare my life and let me live to see my family again. I'm in so much pain, why is this happening to me." And then Dignan said "there is no god, I am the one who bears witness to your suffering."

[@lovelydoremi3346]

my favorite hivemind one liner: "For dust you are, and to dust you shall return”

[@anonymous-yk9sz]

Riley being so sweet to graydon honestly made me cry lmao 😂😭🥹

[@donald815]

the callbacks in this video are crazy we get a wiggidy woo hoo and graydon's pit stains!

[@jadesded]

28:57-29:00 my favorite unedited show on the internet, really made me feel like I was in a new episode of Always Sunny the CGI T-rex goes crazy as lil riley mans arms are getting eaten & he's all like ahhhahhh, my fav part of the vid tbh.

[@staleloser6459]

just gonna say, ive been having a really tough couple of weeks and these vids help more than im able to articulate. been mad hard to laugh lately, but i keep giggling at yall. love u guys sm💗

[@ninjaindy3078]

HOW IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT “IF I SAW A LINE I WOULD PICK IT” So good!

[@corinnwestfall]

sometimes i want to crawl inside Riley’s brain. who the hell thinks of John Mulaney as “your parents’ favorite comedian”

[@kait711]

haha imagine if people followed those instagrams in the description that would be so crazy lmaoooo

[@Dandandandan23]

🤑🤑🤑

[@benadrylcumberbun]

Are you gonna make another video telling them why they were wrong about all their choices?

[@kait711]

@@benadrylcumberbun if i do it’s gonna be really late, i’m in school atm and this semester is extremely busy for me so i’d have to wait for a good time to edit since that’s usually a ~5 day process even w more free time

[@benadrylcumberbun]

@@kait711 i can only imagine! Love your vids either way

[@kait711]

@@benadrylcumberbun omg thank u !!! i really appreciate it🙏

[@tyler3876]

My parents’ divorce was a one-line email, maybe we can include that on the next bracket?

[@thesamelettertwice5010]

My favourite one liner is that one line of ket dignan did after yelling “watch mommy no hands”

[@georgelorenzo2370]

I find this show really hard to watch after realising they’re shoved into the corner of a room… that crease between them, the way their shadows warp, the thought of them clambering out from behind the desk. Disgusting.

[@connerfinch2744]

I know I don’t like it either

[@Lemminboy7]

Are you Stephen King?

[@migueword9793]

This gotta be the weirdest way to do couples therapy I have seen in a while

[@crimson2209]

this has the potential to be the most legendary hivemind video ever

[@42HitchHikers]

I screamed, “BURN GRANT, BURN, I HATE YOU, YOU DON’T DESERVE LOVE” after this wonderful bracket. I think that this should be done again and I’m really excited for all the next one liners these amazing viewers pull from their mental palaces, these videos make me function on a slightly higher cognitive level, I’m truly grateful

[@DangrDangr]

For next April fools I want hivemind to upload a generic bracket video but they make all the obviously wrong choices and they never disagree so grant and the audience are just stun locked for 2 hours

[@BeenDrowned]

graydon falling over sitting up has to be on the next bits bracket

[@prodwysp]

this felt like a hivemind unlimited video and i love it

[@DrMadelineAuD]

My personal favorites: 0:58 sack religious 7:15 ark and saw a little rock 18:09 tele-puthy 21:39 OJ simp, son 24:51 subtle tees 46:39 lifetime doctors appointment 52:33 praying mantis sex 1:00:49 fill a buster

[@NoahFranke01]

My favorite one-liner is when Graydon said "Scrunch fuckers at Fudrucker's, You're telling me these lunch suckers don't know suck punchers"

[@babmiii]

loved graydon in this video, he has a lot to be proud of

[@Matthew-jx5xo]

My favorite one-liner was definitely when Dignan said “I’m the bomb” after delivering a pipe bomb in the form of a Christmas gift to my grandmother.

[@georgeforeman7431]

Wouldn't the bomb be the package, and not diggy?

[@ILikeCheesesticks]

@@georgeforeman7431we don’t need to think about his package right now

[@Deafkid97]

They really need to do a KZbin video comments bracket this made me laugh

[@ILikeCheesesticks]

@@Deafkid97 I was just thinking about this earlier when I read it

[@sethtoland17]

Did the whole John Mulaney bit again after the same joke lmaooo I love it

[@cadence6676]

I commented this too I'm glad someone else remembers

[@Drknsl0]

damn, Riley's Gradin' these like a Savage, continue tryna Weave-your punchlines and you're Grant-ed more talent (I'm WAY more proud of this than I should be)

[@lanieb6255]

Bars

[@spitnight4998]

Great to see Riley and James Ivy laughing at funny one-liners. Last time James Ivy laughed is when he killed a family of 4 on the highway going 90. Great video guys!

[@HVNguyen]

I couldn't believe James Ivy went 90 on I-95 while grabbing a cig and lighting it... smfh

[@kikania]

I really appreciate the unedited nature of the videos

[@jaxx7204]

My favourite one liner is that guy that did it over Niagara Falls. Amazing he had that much balance

[@aldenwiseman7651]

Type to beat the king losing first round to British 9/11 is classic Hivemind decision making just like when Graydon made me choose between saving my parents lives.

[@theonenamedv]

Deadass was my favorite, I have to struggle to stop myself from giggling while thinking about it constantly lol Glad to see it made it pretty far!

[@shwowbow5858]

I'm so happy to see "Wiggity wiggity woohoo" return

[@sboofasoups]

these blokes would be terrifying trip sitters

[@RankinPoage]

Watched this while I graded exams. Increased the class average by at least 5 points. Thank you for all you do.

[@Derp5]

my favorite one-liner is when dignan fell down my fireplace and said "ill slit your throat" then flew up through the chimney, love that guy!

[@kikania]

this is really one of the best hivemind videos, 100 minutes of "straight" gas

[@th3on3thatb3atu]

Why was them openly loving each other such a funny bit lol

[@Leslie_AF]

The bob dylan vapes now bit is one of my favorite jokes i've heard ever.

[@jimmerthesimmer]

Happy Birthday to the incredible star of the Hivemind KZbin channel, Riley John Savage! 🎉🎂 Riley, you're an absolute powerhouse when it comes to content creation. Your charisma, creativity, and dedication have not only entertained us but also inspired countless others. Your ability to connect with your audience and foster a sense of community is truly commendable. Here's to another year of amazing videos, laughter, and unforgettable moments with the Hivemind family. Wishing you a day filled with joy, success, and all the happiness in the world! 🥳🌟🎈

[@brandyncronin4084]

Where the fuck was “it’s crazy when you think about Kim bruh, she got ye, but now shes somebody that he used to know”????? Easily the most iconic of every single one of these

[@necr0mancrr]

Riley looks like he's seeing the rapture in the thumbnail

[@elshaddai6669]

"Phat ass white girl" better be on the one liners bracket part 2. Had to pause this for like 5 minutes because i couldn't stop laughing at that one.

[@TheeMoonstar]

Bruh a meta joke about editing while not editing the edit saying things aren't edited was GENIUS.

[@dalebale47]

ironically enough this one had some of my favorite bits so far 💀

[@selenaflows]

55:42 disappointed riley didn't say it actually meant "proud of graydon" to annoy him even more

[@FutureKLX300SMowner]

Would be interested to see like follow up rounds on unlimited where the winner of the bracket goes up against every other option in the bracket. See how many it actually beats.

[@FutureKLX300SMowner]

"and this is our; HIVEMIND Bracket Breakdownnnn"

[@mammoneymelon]

once they've done 64 brackets i want them to do the ultimate "random things bracket" where it's the winner of every bracket against each other

[@van6946]

the fact riley said he came up with james ivy is crazy

[@mr.worldwide5211]

"thought helter skelter was that blind girl." got me

[@mikaylamoore13]

Happy we are finally acknowledging Quadonkas appearance recently

[@analogfrog628]

1:03:53 he's saying "real g's move in silence like lasagna" because the g in lasagna is silent

[@radioman4179]

i love that graydon completely missed the wordplay at 1:03:00

[@z.m.stewart1996]

this is how i find out graydon and dignan are, in fact, completely different people, and that dignan is not just a silly name they call graydon sometimes like how fantano is melon. ok. cool. fine

[@literallylogan6750]

yeah true realfacts

[@ananas_anna]

Graydon describing “flicking the bean” as a door stopper is making me laugh so hard my clitoris hurts.

[@joelmirizio5381]

I love Graydon, he has so much to be proud of

[@annadolan4821]

11:10 is so funny for no reason I’ve never seen so much fear in one’s eyes

[@NLSNcs]

"Madam another air craft has hit big ben" SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SO FUNNY

[@Xankek]

The trans parent joke made me laugh so hard

[@katiee4396]

My favorite one liner is when Dignan told me I look like I’m allergic to sunshine and then killed my family. Classic dignan

[@KvS1x3]

That Arkansas one is crazy good. They didn't even mention the diamond studded part, as Arkansas is the only state with a public diamond mine. Also, I thought the lil wayne lasagna bar was because the G in lasagna is silent.

[@emotional_oddity]

now how bout a bracket of graydon's advice 👀