Shirts That Go Hard Tier List

[@HIVEMINDTV]

okay come on you guys are literally copying our whole swag

[@pepe-the-king-prawn]

and doing it better

[@prodgrady7187]

Y’all made this channel literally only for this specific comment

[@ez-sv7fq]

oh please

[@cxrpman]

Copying or just coping???

[@GriffinK10]

They even look and talk like y’all. You should take them out

[@Hamid-ve6zw]

Can't wait for the third channel where riley shows off his dishwashing skills

[@staciemohler4624]

I can't believe he hasn't made sportscenter top 10 play of the week yet

[@cheezly575]

@@staciemohler4624 He doesn’t play any sports though? like not even just pro sports he doesn’t play any at all?

[@madmase0866]

@@cheezly575 r/swoosh

[@madmase0866]

@chase! you’re literally called chase shush

[@nooneknows413]

@@madmase0866 r/swoosh

[@Hamid-ve6zw]

Top 5 greatest sequels of all time: 1. Hivemind Unlimited 2. Cars 2 3. Back To The Future 2 4. DJ Grant committing tax fraud in a second state 5. TPAB

[@ihspider08]

Can't forget over the hedge 2

[@InspectahReese]

Can’t forget Dignan #DigRiders4Lyfe

[@enngee]

shrek 2 deserves to be there

[@isabellaicecream5034]

cars 2 is number one, sorry HIVEMIND UNLIMITED

[@treyebillups8602]

6. Riley being on SportsCenter Top 10 for a second time

[@lindseyhatch6878]

I enjoyed the several random black screens in between cuts that forced me to look at myself and come to grips with the decisions in my life that led me to this video… 9.5/10

[@1nxxko]

yeah wait why did that happen lol

[@catboymikey]

So true

[@takeda8134]

Do you like Hivemind? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Hivemind Unlimited came out in '22, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole channel has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the videos a big boost. They've been compared to NFR Podcast, but I think Hivemind has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '22, Hivemind released this; Shirts That Go Hard Tier List, their most accomplished video. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Mall Stores Tier List ". A video so funny, most people probably don't listen to the commentary. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about Hivemind itself.

[@forthefrogs]

SO TRUE

[@mannavmedia]

genius

[@Slingod]

Hey Paul!

[@alessandrobarallo3368]

Ayy new copypasta just dropped

[@eddi4713]

Im feeling a light 4 on this video

[@furcheismyjam]

HIVEMIND UNLIMITED has been my favorite KZbin channel for quite a while now. The quality of the video uploads is impeccable, and the atmosphere surrounding the KZbin channel HIVEMIND UNLIMITED is unmatched. I eagerly await every new upload like the birth of my child. This channel has filled up my day to day life to the point that I spend more time refreshing the page than sleeping. Of course, with HIVEMIND UNLIMITED being such an exquisite KZbin channel, I do not regret this fact at all.

[@eliasmsv3156]

This reads like a Trump quote

[@cameron8338]

saw a dude in a shirt today that said "I AM SCHIZOPHRENIC AND HAVE A GUN" might be the hardest thing i've ever seem

[@forthefrogs]

Riley correcting Disney to Pixar when it LITERALLY calls Remi a mouse in the next line will never not be funny to me

[@JD-fr8sf]

The whole time I was like “dude he’s a rat not a mouse”

[@c1tygrrl]

on behalf of the bisexual community, thank you graydon

[@camcox8703]

My cousin owns a shirt that says “Don’t Bully Me I’ll Cum” and he’s wearing it on the first day of his sophomore year 💀

[@daflame12]

I need an update on this. Did he get dress coded? Did he get suspended? Did he get bullied and if so, did he cum?

[@mothboy420]

of.............. college??? (probably not)

[@daflame12]

@@mothboy420 figured they meant high school

[@jordanfry5138]

I mean, either nobody bullied him for it or he had a really good first day.

[@mammoneymelon]

i want that so bad

[@Meow_Tse-Tung]

I'm pretty sure that "Sad . I'm sad . Again" is a line from an insultingly bad poetry book written by Gabbie Hannah. If I'm right, that is an S tier shirt from how obscure that quote is.

[@enzyme3254]

That’s amazing 😂

[@katalyst03]

25:55 There's actually a pretty big population in Asia that wear like, novelty t-shirts with english phrases on them but 99% of them dont understand what it says lmao. you'll see random people wearing like, incredibly vulgar inappropriate shirts, completely unaware of what it says 💀

[@pigmafia]

So it’s like English speakers getting Chinese tattoos

[@katalyst03]

@@pigmafia yupp exactly lol

[@charliemanning3416]

Seriously? Dude, it was hard enough to deal with them when they were limited. Guess we’ll just have to wait and see how this plays out

[@ProdByAngus]

👏

[@edgynews8377]

So glad there's a second channel for all the incoming Hivemind content! And to be clear, the small bone fragments found under my floorboards do not belong to any humans.

[@ProdByAngus]

Phew, that was a close one!

[@stephaniek1697]

id LOVE to see a "best tumblr posts of all time" teir list, people get crazy on there

[@tree4124]

Dignan really got mad enough at the hivemind guys, that he went and found a riley lookalike, and made this new channel... still not as weird as when Dignan came to my grandma's funeral and ate all of the food then yelled "TURN UP GRAMS" then stumbled out

[@InspectahReese]

I gotta stop smoking boof while watching hivemind these guys straight up convinced me that Neil Armstrong and Lance Armstrong were also named Louis that shit made me 🗿

[@Sparrow6359]

now ay me too bro

[@Minigod445]

I've been following HIVEMIND UNLIMITED since the early 90s. Really great guys, a barrel of laughs and great looks ;) I still remember what they did to the previous hosts.

[@cosmicfool9138]

HIVEMIND UNLIMITED this video changed my life. Before this video I was wearing plain boring t shirts and had no clue shirts like this could even exist! I’ve bought every shirt in the top 2 tiers and am ready for the 7th grade!

[@mateo-vp7dg]

I love your guys’ description for this new channel!!! I’m so excited to finally watch a hivemind channel where they’re here to have fun, unlike that serious main channel where they don’t make any jokes and quietly/respectfully play each game. i prefer the respectful content they put out but i’m glad i can watch them “be here to have fun” every once in a while

[@ratk1ng.0]

I used to work at a custom t shirt shop so I'm so desensitized to the gnarly shit people want as a shirt lmao like the amount of times I would get half way through a somewhat silly shirt and then find out it was for a funeral was insane

[@jackrussel999]

The Littlefoot shirt was so funny bc it really doesn't even make sense, it forces the observer to think about someone dating someone who actually looks like a baby brontosaurus and that's amazing to me

[@ToomanyFrancis]

r/targetedshirts has a ton of good ones. My personal favorite is this one that has a bulldog with flaming bones behind it and it says "FUCK YOU! 21 PILOTS ARE AWESOME!"

[@kdyla4]

i love the shirt that says “if i miss this jump shot i will fucking kill myself”

[@charlesberman7148]

So hyped for the new channel!! My socks have been going missing for months now. Finally found Dignan living in the vents of my house eating them! When I found him there, he pulled out a 9 and said it would be “our little secret”. I’m so scared. Love your guys stuff!

[@ahau123411]

9:26 this is my favorite moment in a hivemind unlimited video ever personally. no hate if you disagree but to me this is super nice

[@ahau123411]

actually i have changed my mind. 9:37 this is my favorite moment in a hivemind unlimited video ever personally. no hate if you disagree but to me this is super nice

[@jeffgaming6969]

Wtf I just watched the vid for the second time and those tripped me out

[@thebasedgodmax1163]

i find it weird to make another account entirely dedicated to Dignan’s hateful rants but i’ll watch anything you guys put out

[@Fudgeaka]

Good thing I caught up on Hivemind 1 to get ready for Hivemind 2

[@cartwheel76]

When that intro synth went off I saw my grandpa in the corner of my room, he died in 2017. I miss him so much, he had his arms open for a hug. When the synth ended he disappeared, I tried to play it again but he didn't return. Why? Why is this happening to me? I want him back. Please, I want to see him again. My mom has blamed herself for years. What her dad went through was horrific. He was trapped under that car for 13 hours in the middle of the woods. She says she should have went with him, that maybe things would have turned out different, she would have been there. But I think that's wrong, it was a freak medical accident. No doctor could have predicted it. I regret everyday reading those texts that he couldn't send, because of the lack of cellular data at the crash site. Hours and hours of him pleading to every deity he could remember existing, apologizing to his wife for this, as she was in a very bad mental state. He knew that Grandma wouldn't handle this at all well, she's been missing since she ran away after the phone call. I listened to that voice message, I had never heard him speak like that. That man taught me everything I know, that man is the only reason I made it through my entire life. I thought I moved on, I thought I could move on. Why did this happen now? Why did you, or whoever or WHATEVER caused this, do this to me? It smells like his shirts in here now, or maybe I have only noticed it up until this point... what god would take that man from us in such a torturous way? Why is this happening now? What cruel hellscape has this universe become? Hilarious vid btw

[@alexaliss8233]

Can't believe a Garfield shirt was included but it wasn't the iconic "When I die I may not go to heaven, I don't know if they let cowboys in". I don't care if it's intentionally funny, that's an s-tier shirt for me.

[@madfisch473]

8:37 i have a shirt i found at a thrift store that says “SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: horses are EXPENSIVE, ADDICTIVE and may lead to periods of EXTREME EUPHORIA” with little horses running on it 🥰

[@tempura5126]

I want a shirt that says “My mom voted for Kanye West” in comic sans idk why

[@milesendebrock373]

industry plants smh... no “new” channel has this kind of production value, with impeccable onscreen chemistry, abundant witty commentary/banter, and a disembodied voice offscreen, enhancing the atmosphere of the watching experience🙄

[@cali9396]

When are you guys going to be giving us a tour of the basement? I've been wanting to be able to see my family for a while. Even a glimpse Riley.

[@Hamid-ve6zw]

Great video to start the second channel off! DJ Grant really wore that "I'm an anime girl" shirt with pride!

[@mocapcow2933]

For your first video on KZbin, this is a very good one. This is the quality of a channel with at least 500 subscribers! Like wow, you really put in effort. You deserve at least a thousand subscribers. I mean it. - Fred

[@AshLeeTheCat]

rank video game character drip, lotta sweet outfits out there also super pumped about the second channel, a lot of my friends that aren't into the same music as me would love yall's humor so can't wait to share what yall have in store

[@christopherbunton7052]

It’s crazy to think these guys only have 1 video! Feel like I’ve been watching them for years now!

[@CmndX]

My favorite hard shirt is the one with sonic on a surf board, with the text: «waterboarding in guantanamo bay! Sounds great if you dont know what either of those things are!»

[@ToomanyFrancis]

As somebody that is also from Ohio, the hate for Ohio is bizarre. For a while I thought it was just every midwest state and my own bias caused me to recognize the Ohio memes more. Some other midwest states get memes, but I guess the Ohio hate is on another level, and my being from Ohio caused me to believe my bias was why I saw more Ohio memes than anywhere else. I genuinely was starting to think I was being targeted with Ohio memes until I saw the lessons in meme culture video about it.

[@el-louise.b6337]

I actually wear all these shirts at once all the time… yes I sweat a lot

[@Mara-no9pr]

no video has ever inspired me to thrift like this

[@dinken_]

I grew up with hivemind unlimited, glad to see they are still going after all these years

[@zladam9445]

"World's best drunk driver, RIP Samantha 2.11.1984"

[@SUSJUG]

Can't wait for HIVEMIND GAMING where every episode is Riley struggling to play Pong.

[@grandiosego2868]

Fun fact: the joe rogan shirt and the clinically insane shirt are both sold by a company called haunted Starbucks

[@sophiak1234]

i'm high asf rn but why the fuck does the one on the left always have a fun fact like what

[@elifishwhat]

As someone who has actually found a lot of these weird shirts in the wild, all you gotta do is head to your neighborhood store that sells offbrand/bootleg disney merch and the shirts just sorta spawn themselves.

[@lilyk527]

the kermit stance is supposed to be a reference to a photo of john lennon

[@miles_giovanni]

my friend at school had a shirt that said "recovering misogynist". it went hard af fr fr

[@jordanbennett3443]

Guy born in july who loves ketchup that almost went to but both of my parents attended university of southern mississippi. What the fuck

[@AaronFitzgerald]

"Hivemind Unlimited" umm there's literally only one video. Couldn't get more limited guys.

[@mark-.-]

honestly i didnt think hivemind 1 was good enough to get a sequel but hivemind 2 is pretty good so far

[@vdj18.64]

Is this where they show us their war crimes footage?

[@comfortinthecold2937]

Yep

[@Dan-1031]

As a fellow Ohioan, I feel that shirt should become our secondary flag

[@brodyh98]

i bought a shirt recently that says “We Ain’t Building A Piano” with a piano on it and i am unsure of the context

[@dignanworldchampion]

link?

[@crazyxdave3866]

I really like when it cuts to the donda album for like half a second

[@Stereocrabs]

I found a shirt one time at goodwill that was bright yellow and in comic sans on the front said “minion dales” and on the back “will dance for beer”

[@brunoarres1187]

Just what I needed, hivemind supplied to me unlimitedly

[@abc.216]

PAUSE!? ✋🤨🤚

[@presidentheodoreroosevelt]

the song “goodbye earl” is abt a woman helping her high school best friend m*rder her ab*sive husband and start a new life. it’s a catchy and highly empowering song. i am not the subject of this song, and have never engaged in an activity of this sort, especially not on the 17th of september 1975.

[@-alovelygaycat-]

If you did you’re kinda based.

[@theonionqueen3519]

The Dixie Chicks song is called “Goodbye Earl.” Graydon was right tho, they do kill Earl in the song.

[@catherineroberts5239]

omg my dad bought me the Harry Potter Hates Ohio shirt because he went to U of M and I was super into Harry Potter. It’s yellow because it’s supposed to be U of M merch. He probably got it at one of those school pride print shops near campus.

[@gabrielarukat8803]

i literally made myself a tshirt with the whole better call saul commercial's text translated to polish

[@sparksmcflyyy]

i have the “smoking one cigarette brings u 11 minutes closer to meeting god the father almighty” shirt and its fire

[@MrSkerpentine]

FYI, Louie Armstrong actually *does* have a website by his foundation

[@guidoguido2245]

I love HIVEMIND UNLIMITED, but I think I love the HIVEMIND UNLIMITED comment section even more. You guys are hilarious.

[@pranavprankstergangster]

Can't wait for the future of this channel! I live in your walls.

[@hugo-ig7kl]

The swag potential on this channel is limitless

[@mayohayo5974]

i’ll be okay w this channel as long as u guys bring back my fav segment: keep one or leave one

[@anitheproto]

the audio gets lower quality with every hivemind unlimited video and im here for it

[@illcomeupwithsomething7340]

Goodbye Earl? No. What happened to Earl.

[@Digrider]

4:43 I’m NOT happy that this shirt was made because I DONT need the reminder not to do ketamine off the Koala Kare changing station because I have definitely NOT done it before

[@dooblestein]

im bisexual and play baseball so at 23:45 was the hardest ive laughed in a long time

[@waspsandwich6548]

Get that shirt then (if you can't find it, just print it onto a blank shirt)

[@travisbarker5175]

Too high koala tee really did it for me 🐨🐨

[@ringer1324]

Oh no hive mind has joined the Jarvis Johnson and Nickisnotgreen club of having two channels for no reason.

[@thomasevans]

"hey mom, yeah is that thrift store shirt of the staypuft guy from ghostbusters lighting a blunt still in the storage closet? I know it's a extra small i dont need it for me i need it for riley and graydon."

[@ddiemundz]

we need a bumper stickers that go hard tier list. have seen too many amazing ones in the past. i did not commit the murder of a family of 5 on a camping trip to the everglades in '88.

[@jorgefranco5811]

Do a rare insults tier list, like the ones dignan says to grandmas with depression

[@garrettscroggs]

Hard agree on "Let Me Love You" being one of the best R&B songs ever!

[@Ower06]

Really enjoyed this video guys! I feel like the new channel really boosted your guys’ chemistry. All in all, I’m really excited to see where this new channel goes! Unliked, unfollowed, unsubbed.

[@internetboyUS]

that intro song literally rocked my soul to its core

[@chloe-pd9nr]

i hope u guys get picked up for a hivemind 3

[@sourpatchkid-hn8mh]

First video i’ve ever watched on KZbin, VERY inspirational!

[@samwoods22]

hey guys!! super psyched y’all are starting a new channel.. just a small gripe…i get confused easily, so could Riley possibly shave his mustache for these videos but have it for the OG Hivemind channel? I can’t be fucked to look at the channel name, i’m like super busy. Thanks guys!

[@ethanriina1625]

I was told this was Hivemind “unlimited” but after 31 minutes and 52 seconds the video refused to continue playing….. gonna be hearing from my legal team

[@Finicheti]

Idek what’s different about this video as to deserve a second channel, but big words I’m here for it

[@6oseph]

It's about time my favorite KZbin channel uploaded a video I hate having to watch mangolian throat singing videos

[@theklug9884]

HOLY SHIT @3:49 THAT PHOTO WAS TAKEN AT MY LOCAL WAWA 😂

[@nolan1795]

I'd love to see a tier list video of possible guests to feature on HIVEMIND.

[@jpegeorge]

its rylo & diggy the two most original youtube show hosts! they definitely didn't steal the swag of semi-popular youtube channel: hivemind in 2022.

[@elijahheckler8460]

I like the freedom that this channel opens up

[@maverickREAL]

The "pizza with sunglasses" is Pizza Steve from the Cartoon Network show Uncle Grandpa. I did not murder Mr. Gus from Uncle Grandpa in cold blood in an alley outside the RV in 2021.

[@maverickREAL]

I showed this video to my mom and she's seriously considering buying me the "are you there, God? it's-a me, Mario" shirt

[@cameroni3696]

Can’t wait for the Dignan vlogs!! I can’t wait to see how those rescued emus are growing!!

[@smokyprogg]

6:37 The Great Gatsby variant of this goes so hard I think I have to buy it

[@steven_merriam]

There is a picture of thundercat wearing the I have given up sweatshirt with matching sweatpants

[@sanjana6342]

gotta make a tier list of your own shirts, riley vs graydon vs you the subscribers

[@nateskal7812]

9:26 - me when death occurs

[@Night_Willows]

1:45 I’ve seen that shirt long before the Ohio meme. Iirc it’s actually because Harry Potter got banned in Ohio or something? Not sure exactly but I remember it being something along those lines

[@Night_Willows]

11:39 WHAT THATS PIZZA STEVE FROM UNCLE GRANDPA. WHY IS HE HERE

[@notaddie2287]

Ohioan here, Harry Potter is not banned here lol

[@Night_Willows]

@@notaddie2287 well I don’t mean it’s actually banned right now. Something about them considering banning it a long time ago, maybe even just in schools or something but not the entire state

[@Night_Willows]

@@notaddie2287 okay, so I looked it up and the real origin of the shirt is that in 2016 the governor of Ohio got upset about Daniel Radcliffe being an atheist and Harry Potter fans got mad about it and made those anti Ohio shirts

[@smallboats]

anyone else think this is oddly similar to the channel known as hivemind?? same dudes and everything...someone should let them know about this