Paying Designers to Design Dumb Shirts (Then Selling Them)

[@coldones]

OK SO YOU GUYS BOUGHT EVERYTHING WE MADE, EPIC! If you have an itch to buy more tees, check out the New Cool Shirtz Collection and use code 'COLDONES' for 10% Off : shirtz.cool/collections/cool-2019

[@ambrose5100]

Cold Ones fuck I was just about to buy “glazed ham”

[@northuniverse]

I cannot fucking believe it

[@Exilitate]

@@ambrose5100 It's still up.

[@Exilitate]

RESTOCK ALCHEMY WTF IS THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@refreshment65]

Andddddd episode 2 when?

[@Selena22184]

The fact that Chad somehow makes a living with his single brain cell gives me hope that I can succeed in life.

[@Tayl0r_]

Radical Patriotic Conservative. Said well by a person with the username “Radical Patriotic Conservative” /s (/s means sarcasm dont kill me)

[@CaptinJangles]

@Radical Patriotic Conservative. Yeah, just look at politicians.

[@XQlusive739]

Haha xD

[@itsZephyro]

Bran cell

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

@@LinkTheSamurai nah i really doubt that. he just has no filter and he's pretty stupid sometimes but that's all

[@EMTJUNKIE77]

Idk why but seeing a shirt on the shirt KILLED ME

[@Morristown337]

I want a shirt that shows Nazi's and the western democracies all teaming up as friends to attack Winnie the Pooh wearing a Chinese flag as a shirt, with a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud in the background and a few small Nyan rainbow cats flying away from the blast in the sky; and as Winnie the pooh runs from them is a hentai big boob hot anime girl wearing the old Japanese flag of the rising sun with a face mask on holding her hand out as if to me motioning to stop. Oh and put a star of David on one of the western allies to show they are cool with each other now. You know like the enemy of my enemy is my friend king of thing. Please do it. Actually they can be country humans but not china it must be Winnie the Pooh wearing a ccp shirt. Oh and the hentai girl should be full human no country ball heads for her or winnie the pooh. If you put a sun in the sky make it the one from Super Mario Bros 3 that chases you in the game, in fact you can add a few mario bros 3 thing as you see fit. If words can go on it "Make Mushroom Kingdom Great Again."

[@scurus11scurus]

Josh Knoxville not enough politics

[@Vegimak]

love your music bro, big fan ♥️

[@umaruta4]

SAME LOL

[@glc670]

That one was definitely the best

[@harrythesalvage7030]

"He's probably serious, he's actually probably serious" My favorite shit from this video

[@fredrikehnberg7830]

HarryTheHumanoid honk if your gaming

[@donniecustoms9541]

sceleton

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@filthy_peasant_the_one2134]

@@donniecustoms9541 skuleton

[@BruceRylan]

🤣

[@reversecrucifixion]

Chad lost his absolute mind at “Honk If You’re Gaming”

[@Ashwellx]

Yeah.. confusing..

[@qrewrry]

Seemed super forced

[@DajuOnYoutube]

I think he's imagining the real world scenario where either someone wears that in public expecting fellow gamers passing by in cars/trucks to make themselves known or from the alternative perspective of a person driving following the shirts instruction. I mean it's kinda hilarious thinking about what kind of people would do that unironically lol.

[@DudeInOhio85]

If you have to explain the joke...

[@DajuOnYoutube]

@@DudeInOhio85 Well it's not really explaining the joke but the possible cause for Chad's reaction to it. Not that it would hurt me regardless because it wasn't even my joke. 🤔

[@xtodoubt9919]

This is made exponentially funnier by Chad's inability to read

[@pizza-for-mountains]

Illiterate caveman

[@KitamiK11]

or spell

[@monnomestaaron9495]

I eat ass btw

[@BodyheadPictures]

Or speak

[@friccle_]

Or function

[@mariomartin1223]

i cant believe "dont hide your poos" shirts all sold out before "glazed ham" shirts. maybe the backstory is just too rich

[@blast960]

glazed ham was indefinitely on sale while there was limited stock on the poo shirt

[@Goldenkitten1]

Man, speak for yourself. If I'd been here four years ago I'd own 50 "don't hide your poos" shirts.

[@sadiemahoney1919]

"honk if ur gaming" is one of THE funniest moments in YT history and i said it

[@cjderes1289]

Agree lmao😂😂

[@robertoremelli]

Dude, I actually screamed-laughed at this part.

[@joseffelix7902]

Ok....

[@DrDemento456]

Shirt was so dumb though...

[@prodbykaji]

DrDemento456 that was the point

[@DolanDark]

Cool shirtz should sell vegan bread, I heard there's a market for it

[@Pedicc]

Dolan? More like virgin 😎

[@rayhangkhan]

How the fuck are you still relevant, you were never funny and you never will be

[@k-rom8694]

@@rayhangkhan U MAD BRO?

[@lennylentil6178]

@@rayhangkhan lol because " I put Take The L (Fortnite Emote) song over crying Germans" is definitely sooo much funnier

[@jeffreywilliams5871]

@@rayhangkhan and "I will tell my dad, he is a police" "He's not xD" is so much funnier

[@IChizel7]

I hope someday one of these designers sees their shirt in a second hand clothing store

[@lukemacinnes5124]

Imagine being the woman who made the book cover and seeing that on a shirt

[@user-bp7hc3tl1y]

I hope they'd make a part 2 bro, would fcking love that.

[@thegamingsack]

@@user-bp7hc3tl1y well

[@toastybread0413]

@@thegamingsack part 3 maybe?

[@thegamingsack]

@@toastybread0413 I'm going to come back if they do and type "well"

[@DeepFreeze172]

"Let's make this next one super professional" *includes "bro" and "bruh" in commission*

[@Skooma-Consumer]

Bruhh

[@ThisGuyUsingYoutube]

Bruhh

[@Roro-oy8vf]

Bruhh

[@wildberry527]

Bruhh

[@mrrandmssbearyt5222]

Bruhh

[@servidig483]

The most genius way to make merch. Hats off, this needs to be a series.

[@behnzo1988]

Sins Digital I agree, funny as shit

[@cucumberhorse]

@Internet Explorer THAT'S THE POINT

[@cheyunderwood7941]

For real

[@firstlast7294]

@Internet Explorer Yeah, mate. Not gonna lie the poo one was pretty lit.

[@XenRiddle]

"BRANSTORM" sounds like an extreme 90s cereal.

[@TheOriginalTuhat]

Or an absolute banger of a guitar hero song

[@ektro-johnny573]

"He's serious. He's actually probably serious." Gold

[@bananaguard]

EKTRO - Johnny when

[@xankeemadeit]

4:24

[@jaemotoo]

The only bad part about this podcast is it comes out once every 3 months

[@OhYouWannaTalkToMeNow]

Too much man

[@stargazers3013]

James Cooper don’t worry they’re editing one as we speak

[@bogey]

new one with supermega very soon

[@forejead]

Baited V2

[@attackongamer9578]

This isnt even the podcast

[@HNfilms]

Felix Sheldon Cooper is literally the funniest shit Ive ever seen

[@grugg3108]

He calls himself Felix Sheldon Cooper

[@Gamblinaddicted]

ChimpAccount#992 Felix Sheldon Cooper Troopa

[@grugg3108]

@@Gamblinaddicted funniest shit I've ever seen

[@benross5372]

Felix Sheldon Cooper troopa*

[@alienxucute]

It's fackin sheldon lee cooper learn your facking tbbt characters chad

[@DANIELEXE-ye2cr]

Chad laughing at creat when he a second earlier spelt skeleton skullton.

[@SimakSantana]

people who make fun of others because of grammar tend to be dumb.. especially in the case of a single missing letter at the end of a word

[@law4803]

@@SimakSantana That wasn't incorrect grammar, that was incorrect spelling.

[@jackzijdenbos5496]

*spelled mate

[@MeetLocalSingles]

sceloton

[@Dickstick]

Its sad that I can write better English than Chad even tho its my third language. USA and seemingly Australia need to step up their game when it comes to being bi/trilingual, I know not a single american that speaks something other than English except when theyre immigrants themselves (A few spanish words dont count, muchacho). Which is an odd thing since the US were built by immigrants.

[@nerdcity]

Letting Our Uber Bread Driver Design Our Bread

[@braxtra1664]

First

[@SparaticSpartan]

Nerd City *Bread*

[@evanmurphy6640]

If you see this you are a nerd, nerd

[@EvanNNW]

My name a bread

[@turtlemcgee4735]

bread

[@Rippd_Bagel]

15:04 “My mother doesn’t have long to love and is into skulls” is such a great line

[@BrookeKatherine.]

*to love* lmao

[@user-es5su8vz4b]

This was the best thing I’ve watched in months

[@mozzarellinogaming6703]

Like... bruh

[@muzibal66]

Yes youtube content has been stale for me glad i decided to watch this

[@jamil3286]

Would like but you're currently on 666

[@2gyllstad]

"Theres different potatoes for vegans right?" lmfao

[@crystaleunoia3974]

I'm concerned, is Chad alright??

[@incognito-px3dz]

don't vegans have to eat vegetables that used vegan fertiliser

[@prismo6621]

He's actually probably serious~

[@alexanderburkhart4078]

I saw the skeleton brewing a potion and said “awe, that’s sick” and less than a second later chad went “this SUCKS” two very different vibes

[@emiliejohnson7654]

I know right!

[@jackrowley2218]

Sceloton

[@JaxontheOkay]

bottom line tho, best bang for their buck they got. not exactly w hat they were looking for, but in regards to the rest of the shit they got, actually wearable and pretty rad

[@knoxy5969]

Looking forward to more content like this dudes

[@pizza-for-mountains]

Click to add text

[@cheyunderwood7941]

PLEASEEEE do another one of these. I was dying the whole time

[@blueberrypomegranate]

I'll be broke if they do another!! 😂 shipping to Canada was just as much as the shirt cost

[@hannahsmith253]

Omg chey

[@sydneyroth1853]

CHEY OMFG ITS SYDNEY hi

[@Miraclelittlepie]

HI CHEY

[@oasis4563]

*Hamburger*

[@dennis_duran]

Max and Chad: Haha what an idiot he wrote creat. Chad: skelton skuleton scelton

[@johnbazy]

The first shirt with the skeleton making a potion is honestly fucking great especially for twenty odd dollars.

[@cheyunderwood7941]

johnbazy right

[@Surtur99]

Yeah not bad at all (Especially compared to the other designs)

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

I guess they hated it since the artist didn't follow their instructions exactly but overall it's a sick shirt.

[@charlotte6043]

johnbazy I would buy it

[@flatterswhite]

I can't believe people agree with you?

[@hibyhihi]

chad: laughs at creat also chad: skullington dragon dragger

[@Rowanmorganno1fan]

420 blaze it up children’s cloths

[@jasonhunsakerjr2614]

"There's different potatoes for vegans right?" - Chad "He's serious, he's actually probably serious" -Max Bruh I was on the floor 😅🤣😅

[@GoyBenius_0901]

"Hey I'm Grump, I'm not so Gay, and we're Chegg and Chef"

[@GoyBenius_0901]

@@tomschult133 Shame the only unironically good shirts were the Skeleton shirts and ome of them is basically just a limited edition CoolShirtz design. I guess the "freinds with pewdiepie" one was aight. Still funny as fuck.

[@Roo-Roo-x]

honk if you are gaming is awesome man

[@EssentialEvil98]

I love Chad but have no clue how his genes are still in the gene pool

[@danoruhdanuk2647]

sceloton

[@countdankula6740]

Skulton

[@rymarz458]

skelton

[@fuckererbitcher8689]

because democracy and equality

[@fugyfruit]

He fucks

[@getlitskoden]

This entire vibe reminds me of that lingering buzz right before the hangover hits

[@getlitskoden]

Damn this is it

[@_Imagimation_]

@@getlitskoden😅

[@MeetLocalSingles]

Chad: Pisses in a can Later Chad: Writes a story about learning to use a toilet *LEVEL UP*

[@Bird-nx5ef]

That is just natural progression lol

[@MetalNG]

"Honk if your gaming" Max I think you're onto something there and Chad's right you should sell that.

[@ant00099]

it’s up for sale lmao

[@BarleyBReal]

I have not laughed so hard at the shirt of a shirt.

[@mindblast7470]

For some reason this kind of content takes me back to the good old days of youtube

[@Relco12]

Mind Blast just wish it had shittier video quality

[@howkhaidonibba7618]

is your pfp the frenzy spell off warcraft?

[@colinmcmanus856]

It was the pissing in the can, wasn't it?

[@mindblast7470]

@@colinmcmanus856 It would be if Max drank it and vomited out the piss, while filming a prank call

[@alexxcold]

This was the most fun thing they've done so far... Max' and Chad's amazing synergy really drive this home. More content like this, I enjoyed every minute of it.

[@JaxontheOkay]

the guy who spelled "creat" was looking to make 3d models of shirts for shit like vrchat or second life lmao no wonder there was so much lost in translation. they thought they were making a 3d model, but scott thought it was a physical shirt lol

[@tbjusttb]

“You can’t spell skeleton?” Spells enthusiast as *enthisast*

[@robbzooi]

''she hasn't long to live and is in to skulls..''

[@Hoodied]

Pino

[@MACKXS]

"Hey I'm Grump" "And I'm not so gay" "We are egg and chef"

[@ThatSilasKid]

"He's actually probably serious - he's actually probably serious bro."

[@cordi]

i love maxmoefoe so much, because he just constantly seems confused as to whats happening

[@PapaJodster]

describes this show in a nutshell lmao

[@tobikms1709]

Chad is that to the second power

[@jedisentinel4879]

A lot of stuff he does is so crazy he questions if it's real

[@friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242]

NITW pfp

[@BigLadStudios]

Chad's look of admiration at Max after he came up with the "Honk if you're gaming" I love these little funny fellas

[@marius.1337]

8:05 Chad: "oh I spelled brainstorm wrong..." - doesn't correct it 27:10 "why did I spell brainstorm wrong?!"

[@Niccel]

same with Max and ingrediants

[@noahbard.mp4]

MAKE A SECOND EPISODE Best believe I’ve already ordered mine

[@Dailyfiver]

Are you in the US? I think my card keeps getting declined because the checkout wants me to pay in AUS instead of USD lmao. help!

[@noahbard.mp4]

@@Dailyfiver I'm from Canada, but I used PayPal which does the conversion for you. See if that helps!

[@Dailyfiver]

@@noahbard.mp4 Thanks! That worked!

[@tbbgminimet1618]

when they revealed the poop shirt i legit felt like i was having a heart attack from laughing, probably the most i’ve laughed in a youtube video in a long time

[@madisheppard9190]

This entire video feels like a fever dream

[@leann4265]

Maddi Sheppard *ALL* of their videos feel like fever dreams😂

[@JianCB2]

Fiverr dream*

[@JoeMamathan]

"I am a korean" -Some Australian Guy

[@kingofthecrows8802]

I never laughed so hard at someone until I saw Chad attempt to write sceleton

[@icravelasagna5178]

Its Skullton*

[@BakaTaco]

6:01 - Ah yes, an *underwater sea snake* as apposed to a *land sea snake*

[@EditName00]

CAN I HAVE A HOTDOG BOSS *ptsd intensifies*

[@DudeInOhio85]

A giant hotdog with aluminum foil armor and giant tongs for a weapon. Hotdog boss.

[@longnutsilver4024]

rip francis of the filth

[@EditName00]

Yes rip papa

[@desmondwatson2439]

its funny coming back to this video seeing how far the editing has come

[@FunkoSiths412]

Yooo, I'd rock that "Dont hide your poops" shirt. Shits fly AF.

[@DeCaffeinated_xd]

I like seeing max get disgusted by stuff and having a ptsd about the filthy days

[@aslonz5308]

9:22 Shout out to Chad for even knowing that word existed. Shows he trying but words do be hard sometime

[@averylennon8454]

Probably learned it from Minecraft

[@moonshinevessel]

That skeleton design is actually pretty lit.

[@C7Lucid]

Ivana G spent 5 minutes looking for a comment mentioning this

[@IAmTheBigBoy]

And it's like the only shirt that's still available to buy on the website

[@MattachineFGC]

Branstorm sounds like what happens when you're eating your fiber.

[@mob8502]

Cant wait to see the supercoldones minecraft multiplayer series.

[@CYGNIUS]

I'm definitely getting a "Honk If You're Gaming" shirt.

[@JulesBox]

As a graphic designer I find this both hilarious and infuriating. I love you guys.

[@tripatripatripatri]

I just think the poo story should’ve been called _Poo goes in the Loo_ that is all

[@Ninjabruh]

“Felix sheldon cooper troopa”

[@jaygee5546]

Revisiting old Cold Ones vids. You look like babies. Cute. And gay.

[@ricksanchez6228]

Soooo gay!!!

[@Angreface]

Gay as hell!

[@ThatGuyTySoFlyy]

Yet still so cute. Like the gayest and cutest little babies​ @@ricksanchez6228

[@QuaresmaX77]

They both need a haircut

[@CHIMERA_INC]

are you kidding me I just spent like 200 dollars on coolshirtz

[@iLinked]

The name coolshirtz kinda hinted at that they weren't gonna be the best company ever. Not surprised.

[@danad1971]

if i had the money

[@williammcnamara2502]

Same lol

[@AdamDuncan89]

Mom: "We have shirts at home" Shirts at home:

[@BreannaTomlinson1D]

THE SEA KRAIT SHIRT ON A SHIRT IM DYING JSNSNSHSJS

[@aaronbronzer2004]

Damn, max losing hella weight and looking scrumptious

[@mellowwind1731]

Aaron Bronzer I’d smash

[@Gypsyblood777]

He looks fatter

[@brysonbarker7691]

Scott only knew cartography was map making because of minecraft

[@Spearhead401]

You know its true tho 😂

[@waitean09]

I mean, I only know because of Halo 🤷‍♂️

[@YoungCheezy325]

That blank stare Chad gives off every time you realize he's actually literally incredibly dumb. 🤣

[@SidewalksandSkeletons]

When you try to say "lit" & "sick" at the same time: 11:46 *"Now THAT looks LICK"* 😂😂

[@davidfischer8474]

Leg

[@cartmanofsp]

Legg

[@mart804m]

18:40 Is this just a really elaborate explanation about why he peed in the can?

[@crunchycrouton8938]

It was a truly beautiful moment when chad lost all control and couldn’t stop laughing at “honk if you’re gaming”

[@Wilburgur]

9:54 hahahahahhahaahh i love you max

[@RandomGuy-gi6xj]

BRUH

[@ludwigmaxis1966]

Why the fuck are you here

[@willieowen1394]

i laughed the entire video but i absolutely died at the "do we have to pay felix for-" "fuck no bro!"

[@OffMainstream-d4w]

the way scott puts the beanie over chads head and chad just stops is so funny its like throwing a slice of cheese on a cats head

[@iconiclittlecharacter9726]

Looking forward to seeing the Supermega boys on soon!

[@johnbeckman2698]

God I hope

[@xopha]

@@johnbeckman2698 It's happening/happened, we're waiting for the upload! These guys just guested on Supermegacast too!

[@johnbeckman2698]

Ohhhhhhh intriguing

[@macks702]

Probably in 3 months

[@RySL66]

Holy shit, I laughed so hard I grew a 6 pack. Haven't laughed so hard in years

[@yohanan713]

I literally cried in this episode. Please make more shirts

[@Mrgodlyassassin]

I got the glazed ham you degenerates. Make me more shirts

[@chaoticcatartist]

Chads single brain cell is stuck on his beard

[@bri69397]

The skeleton one is actually pretty good

[@j-man5353]

100 Ways to Hide Your Shits needs to be a real children's book.

[@broghetti8858]

Max will buy 3 of each shirt due to his obsession, after all "It's limited edition"

[@dylancharlton7011]

Chad: "he'll learn to shit in the toilet." Also Chad right before: *pisses in a can directly behind Max*

[@j0llyl257]

I want a honk if you’re gaming shirt.

[@lumpylumpyloo]

Can you send me $50 on cashapp

[@yeeee859]

This is the hardest I've laughed in a very long time watching a youtube video. I genuinely had to pause the video while drinking coffee in case I spit it out because of something one of them might have said. This was a great idea for a video and I hope you do more like this.

[@Max-ns9db]

I wish they’d do a rerun of this merch. This video always remind me how much I want a branstorm tee

[@ieatpanadol1548]

Bro. These shirts are all gone now, and I really wanted the alchemy tee to be honest that shit cool. Restock if you aren't gay.

[@spyguythesamurai]

Hey bro, they're on sale. I just bought one. Peace!

[@dakuder]

That Ham Tee is actually pretty great

[@stiprus_garsas]

Already sold out though ;/

[@strangerofthe2067]

Fooook I’ve seen this video like ten times now and it’s always just as funny as the first time I saw it. I wonder if any of the designers of the shirts have seen this video lol You guys have the BEST CHANNEL ON KZbin, hands down, period. Period. Bloody period.

[@exetone]

Just copped the first skeleton one, it's genuinely sick

[@ShadoXGaming9191]

Sad I was a day late, it's super dope tbh.

[@jakerobeck669]

The poose shirt should of been called “poose clues”

[@SuperMega]

cool shirts haha

[@bon4864]

Very cool

[@jondalegap]

Hah

[@gavin67]

Æ

[@chillingacid1196]

SuperMega this is very understandable

[@harebear4633]

Damn can’t believe I’m early enough for ads

[@mechabroski9993]

Chad: "how do you spell it? Skulton?" 20 seconds later "hahahaha, he spelt create, creat.

[@purplemoon7779]

I would love actual Cold Ones merch, a black t-shirt with the Cold Ones logo would be great!

[@bodie973]

I would buy that stright away

This is not how you're supposed to play the game!

[@Calcucorn]

I wish I could erase my memory and relive the first time I heard “honk if you’re gaming”

[@diediedice]

My only aspiration of living to 70 is so I can acquire alzheimers and watch every video of theirs again for the first time

[@teaaddictionman]

19:02 "instead of shitting in the toilet he shits in his hand" I'm dying😂😂😂 why is this the first thing he thought of😂

[@seandaemon]

"Skelton" literally made me drop my phone and roll on my bed in a 5 min long fit of laughter

[@chrcleverg3416]

Sean _ thats such a true story bro

[@FlatToast]

i actually like that Chad mentioned teaching taxes to children early, like it's good to get em ready for something they'll deal for their whole life with