Hiveswap Friendsim Routes: Worst to Best

Hiveswap Friendsim is a strange game. It's a dating sim spinoff of a kickstarter game that will likely never be finished, and the routes are all over the place in terms of quality. So I figured, why not rank them?
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[@lunaamethyst5724]

I know basically nothing about Homestuck, but this is still very interesting. Cool to see a game with purely platonic stories.

[@sussy3778]

"Consumate your friendship with Karako." Excuse me, what the fuck? Who thought writing that was a good idea?

[@SMILINGROADKILL]

17:13 "you're supposed to hate him" *me looking at my 50 headcanons and drawings of him from the past week* WELL.

[@Casanowvas]

YOU ARE SO REAL FOR THAT- I DONT KNOW WHY I LIKE HIM SO MUCH, BUT I DO-

[@artisticapparition7337]

Im so glad lynera is up there. Idk i guess I just really like how shes trying to change. Shes violent AND sensitive

[@Nin_3]

I find it funny how both the best and the worst routes belong to an Oliveblood xD

[@literallyn01imp0rtant]

20:10 which is why I hate act 2 for shitting on her and getting her killed unless you follow through with the battery collecting in act 1

[@maglev957]

Here I am, someone who has been actively avoiding everything Homestuck, watching this after a 3 hour long review of the entire source material

[@jamesesterline]

Idea: Top 10 Best Villain Motivations

[@hayamihinata4135]

Nice idea 👍🏻

[@T-Jex]

Number 1: He literally just hates you.

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

Number 2 he wants that princess ass

[@k_klaw2097]

I actually really liked charun's route, one of my favorites, it felt like an actual fully relaized route in a story with admittedly a lot of resolutions that amount to "welp hope you get on that!"

[@DrifterOnTheSand43]

3:50 Never thought I’d hear Dafawfulizer use such sentence enhancers.

[@genericname2747]

I really like Marvus. He's just a chill clown who knows a lot about the nature of reality. Why'd the writer have to make it weird

[@shinji2898]

honestly dude i’ve literally forgotten about most of this game, so maybe its all just shit tier lol

[@shinji2898]

but honestly that isn’t really true, because I do like some of the characters and some of the writing in these routes, they are just forgettable

[@madieshion3422]

17:08 I don’t care if the over 9000 meme is dead, l still love it.

[@thestrangecaseofharryhinde9473]

suspiciously i agree with nearly everything you've said here

[@mpcandies6455]

honestly i'd love to see you play through pokemon sword or shield, i know you said in your "games i respect but don't like" video you said you weren't interested in it but i'd love to see an outsider watch the bullshit of a story unfold, i love the characters, hate the story. I guarantee you will too

[@hurri.]

agreed!!

[@rwbyrose4491]

Isn't that just homestuck in a nutshell

[@mpcandies6455]

@@rwbyrose4491 not to mention the fact that there IS a homestuck reference in sword and shield!

[@moonfusion9964]

What? Where?

[@RosemaryBo1991]

I hate swsh so much

[@R4WRY_Creepy_Claws]

[● I literally just finished it holy- Honestly I mostly agree with your ranking! Sadly I ran low on money so I didn't get to play all of them 8ut I only really missed out on four! And youtu8e is a thing. I kinda wanna hear your opinion on Pesterquest routes too, 8ut it's all up to you, of course. Loved the vid!]

[@dr.loboto1171]

Hold o|\, are you legitinnately using a custom typi|\g quirk? That's ki|\d of cri|\geworthy, |\ot go|\|\a lie.

[@UltraV6565]

br0 what is this c0mment?

[@Faunadoodlez]

(ool typing quirK wait a minute this reminds me of vrisKa nevermind vrisKa is a poopyhead meanie

[@user-fm1zr8sp5y]

... I want to make my own visual novel now.

[@winniedzormo2456]

my favorites route are Lynera and Folykl and Kuprum,, theyre my favorite

[@axolblastol0718]

I always enjoy watching your videos so pls keep it up

[@MrK-bw5oh]

Hello, mrk here with a FUN FACT! Aždaja (ahje-day-ah) is the collective name of a lot of dragon-like monsters in the mythologies of slovenian countries like Serbia, Bosnia, etc. Thats most likely the reason why that name was chosen.

[@aftussyeater7312]

Skylla is best waifu

[@robertwyatt3912]

I don’t care Friendsim good

[@chakradarrat8832]

9:28 agree to disagree.

[@peteranthonyjalgalado189]

When he is comparing things that the metacomentary is bad with what is he referring to exactly

[@crossoverproductions2395]

Hey dafawfulizer, are you excited for psychonauts 2? It’s coming out the 25th and people who got it early are saying a lot of good things about it. Maybe you could do a video reacting to the story trailer that dropped a while ago.

[@Dafawfulizer]

I mean, I've already seen the trailer. I plan on making videos on the game when it comes out, but I'm holding off until then.

[@crossoverproductions2395]

Hey @@Dafawfulizer, psychonauts 2 just came out five days ago, what do you think of it so far

[@Dafawfulizer]

@@crossoverproductions2395 I'm busy writing my review

[@hauntedhoody2976]

Oh yeah, you’re a rage player

[@fishy658]

You should do pesterquest!

[@momhplyfuk9284]

I wanted to like Marsti's route SO badly, because boy do I feel her on a spiritual level, but yeah they made mspar way too annoying, and Marsti way tooooo acerbic and sensitive.

[@Script.Doodles]

My Brian : from worst to Bees+

[@chakradarrat8832]

will we have a pesterquest one?

[@Kissingerzones1311]

That thing is just unapologetically dogshit I don't think he's gonna do it

[@chakradarrat8832]

@@Kissingerzones1311 it has good routes and bad ones.

[@Kissingerzones1311]

@@chakradarrat8832 only jade and equius is good

[@chakradarrat8832]

@@Kissingerzones1311 I liked the vriska one

[@Kissingerzones1311]

@@chakradarrat8832 agree to disagree

[@archaicfalcon4898]

Top 10 silent protagonists..?

[@user-jq5rx3mo2o]

Hype

[@furbiburdicreations413]

tbh i agree with most of these, accept one and that was Zebruh because his volume gave me actual anxiety XDD. but i also get what his whole..shtick, is. so its passable. still hate him tho.

[@kawaiiempoleon8721]

Oh god here I go again now that ik of homestuck

[@RudyG.Numpad]

Good vid

[@paulbaker7626]

Chahut 🌝🌝🌝

[@connorsfriendsandgames5411]

I don't know if you did this 1 or not but idea is top 10 worst Video game Plot twist

[@fishy658]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@doublepistolandawink]

L opinion 🤯🤯

[@Kissingerzones1311]

W opinion