Ho Chi Minh and the Vietcong take China in Total War: Three Kingdoms

"the peasants are fine if they starve, right?"
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[@Valefisk]

Vale: I'm a Master Tactician Also Vale: FULL FRONTAL CHARGE LETS GO

[@bounceybear4215]

I was gonna make that damn joke

[@EntropicMalevolence]

Didn't even hide in the trees smh

[@megakedar]

The yellow turbans' Gong Du literally has a unique building tree called Guerilla warfare. In fact they all have a pretty communist vibe.

[@jchisu31]

Love the new video. Looking forward to Communist 2: Eclectic Boogalo

[@EntropicMalevolence]

@@megakedar Time to do a "Red Turban" play through now

[@tvboxmimic7887]

You can’t violate the Geneva Convection if it hasn’t been held yet.

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

I don’t think Geneva has even been founded yet.

[@iSorrowproductions]

Now get on modern warfare 2

[@Valefisk]

okay chief

[@thomasgray4188]

Stop impersonating ISP faker

[@thatundeadlegacy2985]

when are you going to do that fascist revolution 1m?

[@yeetman1243]

@Saäf he's real

[@yoavmend1909]

@@yeetman1243 no he isnt i sorrow is a fake and a copy of isp

[@arturoquirantesros4865]

3:18 "This will be the Vietcong stronghold" Well, that's Taiyuan which you will remember from HOI4 as it was the main PRC stronghold during the 1930s, so.. not that far off?

[@inouelenhatduy]

lol he should pick jiaozhi(giao chau in Vietnamese , they are in the region most far south of the map in game that include region from north Vietnam to part of guang xi ) ( the southern most province of ancient china aka northern Vietnam and the core of Vietnamese cultural / people )

[@MrDeath2iPod]

Claims to be the Viet Cong, yells Semper Fi as battlecry. mAkEs SeNse

[@KingDerpy13]

Also cares about money, despite being "Communist", meaning money means jack shit.

[@joshuamarvin7400]

@@KingDerpy13 Eh, Vietnamese 'Communism' is more along the lines of 'Government gets all of the real money, the people get to use Disney Bucks.'

[@mexicoball2529]

SunTzu: The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. *Buys all of China with rice* SunTzu: Im proud.

[@lunag.1521]

@nour nabil everything...

[@bokybok3558]

Rimmy reference?

[@quasar647]

Remember Vale when in doubt about food rice is always the answer

[@minhnguyenquang7220]

Funny enough the Jiaozhi region of this era is now Northern Vietnam, so you could've picked Wu for the true authentic experience lol.

[@Solll0]

Plays as the bandits when there is a literal peasant uprising, absolute mad lad.

[@PaxIesus]

No one. Absolutely no one. Valefisk: I love it when we're starving.

[@floppydisksareop]

And does he also *love* democracy? Almost as much as Sheev?

[@michaelbouvier550]

>Plays as Ho Chi Minh >9:00 "Take 'em down, Semper Fi!"

[@KassandraIsWife]

I speak for the Chinese and the Chinese now speak Vietnamese

[@flavivsaetivs5738]

So Chinese are now trees?

[@longyu9336]

@@flavivsaetivs5738 Me growing leafes right now

[@flavivsaetivs5738]

@@longyu9336 bruh

[@Mwraf]

When you have Ho Chi Minh and the Vietcong together. Valefisk: It’s free real estate! Edit: Thanks for the love, mate!

[@justjack1658]

It's our real estate

[@kajvajkaji6642]

Noone: AI: "WE WILL FIGH IN THE FIELDS AND IN THE FIELDS!"

[@nodreambeliever9319]

This city shall be "New Saigon!" And in a few centuries this naming will make since.

[@anubisd613]

ahhh a genius general and a 10/10 video Keep Going

[@AnonYmous-dh2zt]

6:30 Vale: I imagined a fishing port's as five huts Me: You haven't seen France or Britain have you

[@tramachi7027]

"Its not my job to supply food" Vale 2020 running for President

[@recruit101]

Valefisk:Damn if we had brought our ak 47's this would be so much easier My mind:Hundreds of rice farmers mowing down thousands of elite troops with little to no effort It's at 4:43 if anyone is interested

[@napalmstickstokids5619]

napalm is cheating i think

[@personwithaname271]

2:59 "oh no, we lost one guy" Joseph Stalin: "one death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." Maybe not actually Joseph Stalin, but same point

[@benlex5672]

When you took Taiyuan, the largest city in the northeast of China during the period, and call it a fishing port...

[@iceweaver9283]

"Exterminated is one of my favourite words" Valefisk would make a good Dalek.

[@xensan76]

Not enough reeducation camps. Downvoted for historical inaccuracy.

[@BaronBlackMusic]

4:00 Wouldn't it be 'Old Saigon' tho

[@chainsaw5302]

Or just Saigon?

[@Alexisthewolfy]

"If I don't understand which way a clock turns, which I still think I'm right about...." Nice Monopoly video reference Vale!

[@Valefisk]

alright here me out right, when the hand of a clock is hitting noon, which way does the hand turn? IT TURNS RIGHT

[@Alexisthewolfy]

@@Valefisk But are you sure though?

[@nguyenhongquang6397]

The historical accuracy of the Vietcong's initial situation is unparalleled but that would be the Viet Bac Stronghold.

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

“I dunno why the enemy wants to come out into the fields” Dude. It’s China, what did you expect?

[@user-nj3vu1jd5r]

White walkers: thanks goodness that they didn’t use that big castle. Vale: thank goodness they didn’t use that big castle.

[@Griff00]

minh was north vietnam the vc was a different group in south vietnam reeeeee

[@Abby_Liu]

that's the joak

[@ZephyrTM101]

The peasants starving is what caused this mess in the first place Vale, you're gunna end up like the Han Dynasty like this.....

[@DiamondCalibre]

days since last communism food joke: 0 sir please this is an arby's

[@dennispashin4393]

Fun fact, in China, they ban any reference to time travel.

[@gyn2-392]

As a Vietnamese by blood, I can definitely say that this video stayed true to the stories my ancestors passed down

[@walnzell9328]

I'm pretty sure the faction that most closely resembles a communist society in this game is the Yellow Turbans... which you have to pay extra for.

[@TheArklyte]

Wait, weren't vietnamese fighting off chinese backed red khmers too? First french, who had used their tanks for the same reason nazis used them in Europe to route out yugoslav partisans out just a few years before(I wonder if they've at least cleared out swastikas?), then chinese and americans. Not sure if anybody fought worse for their independence.

[@DensetsuVII]

So I've heard tell that on normal difficulty the old general trick et al work as usual, but on the higher difficulties AI changes. And considering what this channel is, I think we all know what video must be coming next. HUANG SHAO VERY HARD LETS GOOOOO??

[@zetroll0372]

15:38 I can just imagine the "to be continued" jojo meme here

[@SgtKOnyx]

Almost completely unrelatedly, America didn't lose the actual war with Vietnam. America pulled out due to lack of public support for the war, basically gave up.

[@joshanatornx]

"I'm sorry for any pronunciations I attempt in this video." said Vale, pronouncing pronunciation wrong.

[@chaosherald8879]

Beware you dont lose too much rice and water, or the population decline might cause Australia to invade, and the rest is history...

[@brood1820]

I spot a fellow man of culture.

[@Fuerto203]

Play as Lenin (Huang Shao) and tear down the burgouise!

[@lazysunside]

Fuerto203 i just elected a peasant last night as huangshao. The peasant name is Stalin but my food production jumps 50%

[@revenger6987]

I'm really sorry that hearts of iron 4 is not historically. You can't build extermination camps or gulags.

[@NinjahawkGaming]

"i am the emperor of china" -valefisk (although there are like 10 emperors still alive)

[@Alexisthewolfy]

"If I don't understand which way a clock turns, which I still think I'm right about...." Nice Monopoly video reference Vale!

[@ATDCanada]

You need to add Chinese subtitles to this video and get it trendy on the Chinese social media websites. I am sure you will be loved by every single Chinese person from Taiyuan to Taipei.

[@tarballt2739]

Game: is about ancient china Valefisk: D I D Y O U M E A N T H E V I E T C O N G ?

[@connorgrant5908]

Vale you should continue the campaign and conquer all of China

[@onatyungul872]

Valefisk: Takes Emperor and capital in a meme game Rest of the Total War players:::::::: Okay wtf????

[@alnorflorist5306]

As a vietnamese, i am disappointed that you didnt just scream some vietnamese slurs.

[@jaronwilliamson551]

Couldn't you just say mao he did guerilla warfare boi

[@thepiratecaptain8709]

Day 2 of asking Vale to play Company of Heroes 2 again.

[@archyneverpicked]

3:30 Hanoi coz Ho Chi Minh city was Saigon which was the capital of the south. Totally irrelevant but pointing out minor things like this makes me feel validated as a human being

[@longyu9336]

He should play yellow turbans as -He Yi- Lmao Zedong. They even have communal farms and shared workshops.

[@magdalenaschnitzer92]

Welcome to the Ricefields. Wait why are The trees Speaking Vietnamese?!

[@stevedgaming8388]

dont mess with us we are Việt Cộng, just kidding love your video man

[@ThanhHoQuangCSE]

What the F-word man? from Vietnam

[@mannysikario]

Valefisk!!!! You NEED yo play *Ancestors: Legacy*

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

“Wouldn’t understand if I came back saying I’m a Vietnamese communist from the 1960’s.” They probably wouldn’t, considering communism hasn’t been invented, and they’d probably know Vietnam to be a weird province in the south.

[@acaxie8494]

You should've conquered them with rice trades

[@griffinb.4663]

"Vietmanese" as a Vietnamese person, I have a neighbor who always says this and it drives me fuckin nuts. Is this what you want? You want me to start calling you anericam?? BITCH 1v1 csgo m8 ill rek u xD lul gottem

[@satorukuroshiro]

I own Shogun 2. Good game, though I don't do any battles because I am terrible at military strategy, but when I do auto-resolve, I don't like it if the AI has at least 1% advantage over me, in which I make my general park his ass down in a defensive position and start recruiting a bunch more ashigaru because Oda is best.

[@six2make4]

Vietcong Scientist: Glorious Chairman Ho Chi Minh, we encountered a slight problem with the time travel. Ho Chi Minh: What? Vietcong Scientist: You will also be turned into a woman. Ho Chi Minh: Yes, but what is the problem?

[@walnzell9328]

A communist faction could take all the food producing territories in the game and their people would still starve.

[@jinsakai3626]

Yo wtf, where is Ho Chi Minh and Vietcong ????? Do ya mean the Zheng Jiang's suit is looks like trees in VietNam :) And I'm from Vietnamese

[@nicorozner7417]

If I had a dime for every time Vale said "take 'em down, semper fi," then I'd have no money because we're all communist now, all hail Premier Vale.

[@roadent217]

>Fishing Village >5 huts >In China Vale, it's China. Multiply all population numbers by at least x100, if not x1000.

[@NotVeryRandomDude]

Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouges takes Vietnam.

[@phuct4980]

ThatRandomDude The trees: are u sure about that? Thousand of troops appear: welcome to ur grave, ur mass graves

[@tongthammuutruongricardomi843]

VietMinh not VietCong ok? v:

[@potato3615]

Do episodes of total war

[@CaptainSully101]

15:38 Vietcong get Vietconged

[@fritzorino]

Lmao I didnt even know the game could "suggest to lower the difficulty". Good one mate.

[@NoobLord98]

Well, you can't expect a whale to be competent at gaming now, can you?

[@MilkJugA_]

i wouldnt say the vietnamese starved because of ho chi minh but i aint an expert

[@inertjohnjunk]

Whoa... I've never seen the game recommend a lower difficulty before. I didn't even know it could do that...

[@no-fd8jj]

Reinstates communism 0:01

[@jsuperhalo1]

The AI attacks you because sieges make you lose a ton of men really fast due to being starved out so better to attack before all your men starve anyways

[@BokuWaMoekai]

15:38 When you’re scouting and the tree lines move and scream “Tấn công!”

[@balboboogins2511]

Thank you for wa-

[@user-tb5fs2sh2h]

How about I throw my Burgers at you and call it Bombs?

[@charlesgrimmer6486]

I expected a yellow turban run. Shame he didnt pick the actual peasant revolution...

[@bobbemis8911]

It's Khanbaliq not beijing

[@OfficiallySpu]

This is why the game of thrones last season battles made no sense they were being controlled by shitty ai.

[@bcrunch]

northern china was primarily grain and wheat based at the time so this video is innacurate and must be deleted

[@Boeing-ER-yj8nn]

did not know that you play as a vietnamese, thx for play on my country side:D

[@Heating56]

1.) Be Vietcong 2.) Reverse-conquer China 3.) ??? 4.) Profit

[@owen4108]

Imagine being that one guy who died in the first battle.

[@jackmcfann]

Remember, Vietnam actually fought China in the 70’s and won.

[@jameshamlyn2177]

Valefisk should do a video with a yellow turban faction and call it "Joesph Stalin uses Russian Tactics to take China"

[@devilhunterred]

Capturing the Emperor is like only the first 20% of the game, if that.

[@Joe-po9xn]

"Soon that throat of yours will be mine as well!" O_o

[@andrzejgrumpyt327]

Men it's china even small fishing ports have more population than Germany

[@notamike4576]

Does war crime in the past can be considered war crime in the future, i think not

[@Solll0]

Welcome to the rice fields.

[@kevinhixson1586]

I was expecting the yellow turbans

[@jansenjunaedi4926]

Wants to play as Vietnamese but start in the furthest north from the real vietnam

[@sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214]

Rimmy the Australian has already beaten the game with nothing but food

[@solocanaanite4655]

you can now actually play the viet cong with the new nanman expansion pack

[@ollieyang4613]

roll play as communist and not use Yellow Turbans, dislike.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

14:58 “oh? You’re approaching me?”

[@TDurden527]

I love this faction 'cause I have a crush on the leader . . . but they have such penalties. I'll have to try this tactic, bum rushing, and see if I can get it to work:) Thanks!

[@kaiserwilhelmii9705]

Yeet

[@Kiwoeoe]

3:07 The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic