Using Only Goliaths in Company of Heroes

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#vale2020#gaming#memes

[@ryanmurray7941]

“I love how inclusive the Nazis are” - *Valefisk 2019*

[@arielbemeliahu8619]

They did have the most inclusive army tbh. Muslims, indians, blacks, turks. Etc...

[@abudgie6909]

Ariel Eliahu a lot of them were PoW recruits though

[@arielbemeliahu8619]

@@abudgie6909 true, they still fought though, so they are diverse, plus the indians who fought were captured but fought so india could be independant so even though they were POWs they still did it over ideology.

[@TakeItEasy2019]

You can count on osstroppen.

[@konobuzoggu239]

PoW's are still willing recruits

[@baz5042]

This is historical inaccurate, that’s more fuel then Germany ever had during WW2.

[@baz5042]

He said he had 16000 fuel reserves at one point

[@user-qs1xc2cs1s]

loool!!

[@MrAlex19810]

than *

[@mistersebaa6245]

@@MrAlex19810 yeah typical mistake to mix up "then" and "than"

[@Drachenwald]

memes:Realse Claymore Roomba Germans:Realse High Explosive Faster than a ferari Roomba

[@arbiter6448]

"Dentonation" - Valefisk 2019, before nuking literally everyone but himself in WWII with RC Cars.

[@tommybomby4122]

They detonate from getting too dented

[@malhekai]

OMG JC a bomb!

[@lukaskubik4698]

I would call this doctrine Glorious German Engineering.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

BRRRRRRAKA MONOGA! Doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi!

[@dirty_echo]

Jeanette ahhh I see your a man of culture aswell xD

[@NotSoAnonymousIGuess]

@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves Beat me to it

[@kabob0077]

@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves Ah, but is German Science and Engineering better than the Belkan kind.

[@D4rkn3ss2000]

@@kabob0077 Belka did nothing wrong (tm)

[@thezeitos469]

Valefisk: "I've done some thinking.." The Hague: "My god..."

[@CrazyDutchguys]

The Hagueian here, can confirm I'm foaming at the mouth

[@noahhorner231]

There’s more Hague “No!”

[@lancerobledo2108]

USSR Generals: We need more men! Valefisk: I need more BODIES!

[@anarorekriptih4515]

As a nazi he is very inclusive today

[@gottakeepemseparated]

Pretty sure that's because Valefisk is secretly an Imperial Guard General.

[@randomcustoden7880]

@@anarorekriptih4515 me to

[@rusnyasosat]

same thing lol

[@lukaskubik4698]

The Goliath swarm looked like cockroaches.

[@Aruthicon]

It's like the Plagues of Egypt in the Bible, except infinitely worse.

[@konobuzoggu239]

they are equally hard to kill with just guns

[@Aurilion44]

When he touched that blob and they started spreading out it looked just like those videos where baby spiders run out of egg sacs or away from the mother :D

[@kabob0077]

@@Aruthicon At least the Plagues didn't explode, one killed the first borns though.

[@AmericanCaesarian]

They are just the robotic version.

[@theoneduckson2312]

When your T34 commander says theres a box moving towards your tank.

[@kabob0077]

METHAL BAWKES!

[@redfoxdog1]

that’s a real Cyclops Remote Demolition Vehicle moment

[@ineffabletryx6528]

*battle music starts playing*

[@schaab7203]

Your Amazon package is here

[@lukaskubik4698]

You know the video will be interesting when Valefisk says he has done some thinking.

[@Crusader-tg1wx]

And this time it was the biggest think of them all.

[@admiraltonydawning3847]

@@Crusader-tg1wx so far.

[@rodneymorton997]

Indeed

[@jameshamlyn2177]

Vale, I think this is beyond war crimes It is *ASCENDED*

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

James Hamlyn this isn’t a war crime

[@mylivestyle2346]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 It should be

[@Lich-lf9ix]

"I was messing around in COH match with friends..." You mean violating again the Geneva convention and commiting horrendous warcrimes ? You can't fool us Valefisk, we know you well.

[@kurtkop906]

Imagine sitting in a trench expecting a Tiger, untl you see 64 Death Roomba's appear.

[@AmericanCaesarian]

“Sir WTF is that”

[@AmericanCaesarian]

- solider moments before death by explosion roomba

[@brettevans5158]

You mean boomba.....

[@haroldthaf]

I mean one Papa Death Roomba has to be somewhat scary.

[@decimation9780]

Brett Evans Not Boomba, GrandBoomba.

[@whitefox8376]

i can't even imagine the amount of orphanages that exploded in the making of this video.

[@rojorosa]

Valefisk: "Your worth less to me injured" *sends severely injured troops to the frontlines* Valefisk:1 Geneva Convention:0

[@edwardzero9275]

“Colonel, get captain Valefisk and his Company of Rum-I mean Goliaths!”

[@shakespearenuketh3233]

ValeFisk: why do they have so many MG nests everywhere? Also ValeFisk: Let's just line the whole river with flak guns, because why not?

[@polskipolak1129]

Everyone : It's a war crime! Valefisk : *I can't hear you over* *the people screaming and* *goliaths exploding!*

[@kabob0077]

Sounds like a fun time.

[@fawwazn.1244]

Never Knew Vale "War-Crimes" Fisk actually Watch Top Gear, there's no normal person who doesn't remember the correct specifications and speed for a Porsche 911 without also knowing who are Hamster, Captain Slow, and The Orangutan

[@kabob0077]

Oh God, I miss Top Gear... And fuck, I'm an AMERICAN.

[@randombosniancomment4367]

Velfisk:plays company of heroes UN:sweats nervosly

[@UsmanMuhammadNooruddin]

ivan matanovic, I believe you meant 'sweats profusely'. 🤣🤣🤣

[@randombosniancomment4367]

yes

[@DjMaxi005]

UN: looks like we need to write another angry letter and say how much angry we are... That will show to those pesky warlords!

[@randombosniancomment4367]

"I need more bodies!" Vealefisk the art of video game war crime.

[@Wintersoap123]

I don’t like Goliaths. Their course, rough and they get everywhere

[@kapralo3285]

Genial Anakin

[@501ststormtrooper9]

I like sand. It’s nice, smooth and they don’t get everywhere.

[@NoNameAtAll2]

they're*

[@TheDiloEmpire]

@@NoNameAtAll2 I see why a Grammer Nazi is on a valefisk video

[@NoNameAtAll2]

@@TheDiloEmpire grammar*

[@Unethical.Dodgson]

"I love how inclusive the nazis were." -Valefisk. The inclusivity is killing me.

[@Valefisk]

@Sightless_Seeker oh god oh fuck

[@johnv4994]

@Sightless_Seeker oh wow

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

@Sightless_Seeker >Holocaust joke KZbin: D E M O N I T I Z E D >Mention: State of Israel KZbin: D E M O N I T I Z E D

[@thesittingacheroraptor7565]

So what was the joke the sightless seeker dude said

[@dekuscrub9583]

"If I even so much as see him I'm gonna retreat" - Danish soldiers the second the Germans invaded

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

They defended the fatherland until first contact

[@crowcaster970]

Yea lol, they lasted about 4 hours

[@lolyolopop_16]

@@crowcaster970 from 5:30 to 11:30, so 6 hours

[@filzhut6234]

"So I think my strategy here is..." *Continues to use the same strategy he always uses* Efficient war crimes

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Last engineer sees the Goliaths rolling up. “No..” “Please no” BOOOM!

[@tinnyle2719]

"I guess I don't need my legs or my lower torso anymore" -*Pioneers*

[@bigdickrandy9289]

This like infants going against a WWE proffesional

[@Creeperjr5]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the UN Human Rights Council, here we have the infamous warcriminal Valefisk, utilizing yet another banned weapon of war: The Claymore Roomba

[@ronaldthompson4989]

Claymore roomba would be more sane. Goliath caried a proper demo charge, 60 pounds of tnt if i recall correctly

[@favre4ever39]

"Oh god, oh no"-every Valefisk video.

[@johnbrearley9791]

The graduating class of Berlin Technical University 2019 and their rc car collection.

[@kabob0077]

That would be an amazing Clan or group to be in.

[@autismusmaximus4933]

Sheer Heart attack has no weakness!

[@kabob0077]

*Click*

[@psychoh7329]

"looks clear.......oh shit sector not clear!" - valefisk: the story of warcrimes chapter 28

[@ronaldthompson4989]

"He defended the fatherland until death" lol but yeah, fine print not implemented in game: no wifi. Goliaths were operated from corded controls, by infantry that had to chase after it. Otherwise, working as intended XD

[@GahallsTheOneAndOnly]

No one: Not 1 person: Vale: Hey, Wanna Rc car?

[@GlitchTechV1]

German engineering is the greatest in the world

[@grimreaper9939]

I'd buy the entire supply of them every year until i had enough one day to win a world war.

[@michaeljhonmariano6462]

*two seconds a bridge was formed* ah german engineering at its finest

[@awesomezois5527]

7:19 is the time to turn on Katyusha.

[@NolDragon]

Entire army of german engineers swarming your local home to fix all your toasters.

[@thesupertendent8973]

Hi, real Michael Collins here. This video has proved very helpful in my plans, to reunite the nation. I will be requesting a shipment of *all your stock*

[@Zorro9129]

"Depiction of the Great Robot Uprising." (1944, Colorized)

[@cerealata9035]

I don't usually enjoy watching videos with commentary, but this? This put a smile on my face.

[@thetrexgaming901]

Goddamnit, you're gonna make me fail No Nut November

[@garlicsticks]

When you gotta fight the USSR at 3:00, but you also have to compete in the annual Hotwheels competition at 4:00.

[@xYamakaze]

Valefisk got me into playing CoH for the memes. Thanks Valefisk, I haven't had this much fun toying with virtual soldiers' lives in ages with all sorts of fun -weapons- experiments...

[@dogerio]

Holy shit, those goliaths spreading from the *Great Circle* looked like what happens when you sting a hornets nest.

[@hezakighamorgan9974]

15:15 "From where you're kneeling, this must seem like a 17 karat run of bad luck..."

[@llokkee]

This was me 10 years ago. I lost count how many times i did the 'Goliath strategy' and had about as much fun as u did my friend ;-)

[@lilPOPjim]

From what I remember, when the game first came out, Goliaths were only 50 munitions.. You could also spawn paratroopers directly into an enemy base..

[@lolyolopop_16]

you can still drop paratroopers in the middle of their base, provided you have vision

[@kurokagethescrub9627]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER HEART ATTACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL CARDIAC~

[@kabob0077]

SHEER HEART ATTACK HAS NO WEAKNESS!

[@jameshamlyn2177]

Vale this video: ECUSPLOSSSSION!

[@randomperson4198]

I see you're man of culture

[@jyidorne8042]

Making 700 dollars an hour in McDonalds sounds like a good deal to me...

[@madmarvshighwaywarrior2870]

Maybe he's the manager, or someone higher :D

[@favre4ever39]

One day I hope to meet someone who makes me as happy as Goliaths make Vale

[@delta138_zam]

7:00 Lieutenant Dan, you’ve got no legs!

[@liamgeiger7549]

Vale literally every game, “why hasn’t this ended yet” “if I blow this up will it end?” “No?” “What about this” “no?” “Yes”

[@borgarsyrstad-vindenes9529]

Me: about to do homework Also me: sees new valefisk video

[@teehee575]

I've been waiting for a long time for this

[@ThatOneMan830]

“Into the river he goes” A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEYON CITY!

[@thegunman2841]

Vale, as a tip, don't detonate the goliaths right away on the bridge. They can camouflage when not moving, so just set it on the bridge, wait for the enemies to step on it and stupidly shoot it, so the goliath blows and takes down both the enemy and the bridge.

[@Skaitania]

Someone needs to put googly eyes on the Goliath.

[@thatonedude2228]

There has to be a mod for it right?

[@ebbkearney6490]

Imagine just walking with your squad when you see a Goliath Convoy with 64 Goliaths in it. You'd be screwed.

[@skyperskyte]

Nobody: Valefisk: *DEATH BY ROOMBA IT IS*

[@Jallahruud]

These Company Of Heroes videos are actually some of the best content on youtube

[@raseli4066]

I love videos like this! Just stupid fun with historical stuff

[@DvdW1987]

Really nice video and gameplay, thanks!

[@stevelenox152]

That was freakin awesome all hail valefisk!

[@terencepaul7475]

I love how Company of Heroes still have a good amount of community behind it even after over a decade after its release. I just hope that multiplayer was still a thing people do.

[@heyguy2367]

Coming up natural geographic : the lives of a Goliath hive

[@krispinwah2784]

Nice to see people continuing pretty much "forgotten" games. Love Company of Heroes

[@crushdrummer11]

"My grandpappy told me stories of the VBIED's of WW2... the horror in his eyes"

[@ronaldthompson4989]

But goliaths arent improvised...

[@Siegerzkranz]

This reminds me of how I would play MP as a kid. The artillery I built dug a trench so deep on the enemy side of the main bridge the game started rendering fog in it, and enemy armor could take cover there

[@hedylamar1668]

VV , excited! Another Vid from Valefisk, valiantly verbose and vehemently victorious!

[@Wiggliest]

"I've done some thinking" - Valefisk. Careful there, friend.

[@illuindb]

There has to be a mod out there that changes the Goliath sound effect to those from Starcraft... GOLIATH ONLINE

[@laynebarocela5069]

He's tanky He's Zoomy But most importantly he go kablewy

[@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949]

It was the way the goliaths started moving and suddenly looked like a swarm of ants instead of remote controlled bombs.

[@wunderwaffeyt4077]

Germans: How many Goliath Tracked Mines do you need? Valefisk: *YES*

[@cr8867]

Definitely came out *today* Vale

[@staraqus]

ValeFisk : Using GOLIATS Only Enginer : No, you need me

[@the7nthdovah674]

Some commanders have passive abilitys where you can place light artillery for 600 manpower and 4 unit space and it can hit the enemy hq from across the map if you place it in the hq sector.

[@pencilgaming1233]

I love the screams of soldiers during the morning thx ☺️😃

[@ayberkyigit4795]

*hits blunt* the little man inside that exploding little car thing must have been a very brave dwarf.

[@Priyo866]

I like how the central bridge gets progressively burned and full of charred tank husks as the video goes on.

[@kanade8282]

Vale, you can salvage the destroyed tanks and vehicles for munitions btw. Gives at least 50-75 munitions per tank.

[@russellwoods4965]

ypu should really try the eastern front mod, it adds russians and the ostheer

[@twitchsopamanxx]

Fun fact: in multiplayer there is a map called REDBALL EXPRESS FREE FOR ALL 8P and there you get so much ammo that this strategy is not only encouraged as a wehrmacht player, it is practically necessary to stop the constant wave of shermans and airbornes and m10's

[@jandamz1119]

The explosive 1942 roomba. A whole different meaning of cleaning up a mess.

[@lecoutcritique8854]

sending goliath like jojo's throwing punches : way too many, way too powerful... and fun

[@sophiem3560]

german officer watches solemnly as the death roomba trundles toward the allied base and then explodes. he removes his helmet and says softly "he defended the fatherland until death"

[@narcarossj9937]

Goliath-Chan just wants to give you a warm hug!

[@rbarkley6500]

7:02 I believe that is Anikin Skywalker shortly after foolishly jumping at the high ground

[@CarpenterStateOfTheArt]

What is this? A CoH video in wich Valefisks strategy ends up working? Am I dreaming?

[@Morgan_rulz_okay]

Those little buggers are the cutest damn murder-machines ever.

[@admiralapathy7455]

you know what 12:30-12:50 reminds me of? when a giant swarm of bugs gets disrupted

[@mordador2702]

Vale: Trust me, im an engineer.

[@SentryWill]

And here we see Goliaths in the wild, ready to commit some war crimes.

[@pakornwattanavrangkul2550]

Sees Goliath in title. Waiting for that inevitable blow the bridges and make a choke point. Edit: Americans? Well, lets hope they dont bring Calliopes Edit2: Welp...

[@malaizze]

If you approach the flak line your heartbeat will flatline

[@meepy6702]

Valefisk: *names save before the accident* Valefisk a year from when he saved: what's this *brain damage issues *

[@jms418p2]

Imagine you’re at your FOB. You’re just working on a vehicle and some people are running by on a training run. Suddenly in the distance you hear what sounds like vehicle tracks. So you look in that direction only to see dozens of small tracked things coming over the hill unsure of what they are. One stops next to you and as you look at it, it explodes.

[@Fish-kz8xw]

Me: a really defensive player Also me: Valefisk is my inspiration

[@noahhorner231]

The Sherman Crocodile, a Sherman tank with a flamethrower. A Sherman, with a FLAMETHROWER... *Burning of Atlanta intensifies*

[@harmacist6623]

"Ready?" Me: "What?" *"Ba-da-bing! Ba-da-boom!"*