Using Only Goliaths in Company of Heroes

[@arbiter6448]

"Dentonation" - Valefisk 2019, before nuking literally everyone but himself in WWII with RC Cars.

[@tommybomby4122]

They detonate from getting too dented

[@malhekai]

OMG JC a bomb!

[@baz5042]

This is historical inaccurate, that’s more fuel then Germany ever had during WW2.

[@baz5042]

He said he had 16000 fuel reserves at one point

[@user-qs1xc2cs1s]

loool!!

[@MrAlex19810]

than *

[@mistersebaa6245]

@@MrAlex19810 yeah typical mistake to mix up "then" and "than"

[@Drachenwald]

memes:Realse Claymore Roomba Germans:Realse High Explosive Faster than a ferari Roomba

[@lancerobledo2108]

USSR Generals: We need more men! Valefisk: I need more BODIES!

[@anarorekriptih4515]

As a nazi he is very inclusive today

[@gottakeepemseparated]

Pretty sure that's because Valefisk is secretly an Imperial Guard General.

[@randomcustoden7880]

@@anarorekriptih4515 me to

[@rusnyasosat]

same thing lol

[@eur0be4t3r]

Reminds me of the fact the US military is testing a robot that will ”eat” debris and bodies for fuel or something like that

[@ryanmurray7941]

“I love how inclusive the Nazis are” - *Valefisk 2019*

[@arielbemeliahu8619]

They did have the most inclusive army tbh. Muslims, indians, blacks, turks. Etc...

[@abudgie6909]

Ariel Eliahu a lot of them were PoW recruits though

[@arielbemeliahu8619]

@@abudgie6909 true, they still fought though, so they are diverse, plus the indians who fought were captured but fought so india could be independant so even though they were POWs they still did it over ideology.

[@TakeItEasy2019]

You can count on osstroppen.

[@konobuzoggu239]

PoW's are still willing recruits

[@thezeitos469]

Valefisk: "I've done some thinking.." The Hague: "My god..."

[@CrazyDutchguys]

The Hagueian here, can confirm I'm foaming at the mouth

[@noahhorner231]

There’s more Hague “No!”

[@lukaskubik4698]

I would call this doctrine Glorious German Engineering.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

BRRRRRRAKA MONOGA! Doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi!

[@dirty_echo]

Jeanette ahhh I see your a man of culture aswell xD

[@NotSoAnonymousIGuess]

@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves Beat me to it

[@kabob0077]

@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves Ah, but is German Science and Engineering better than the Belkan kind.

[@D4rkn3ss2000]

@@kabob0077 Belka did nothing wrong (tm)

[@lukaskubik4698]

You know the video will be interesting when Valefisk says he has done some thinking.

[@Crusader-tg1wx]

And this time it was the biggest think of them all.

[@admiraltonydawning3847]

@@Crusader-tg1wx so far.

[@rodneymorton997]

Indeed

[@lukaskubik4698]

The Goliath swarm looked like cockroaches.

[@Aruthicon]

It's like the Plagues of Egypt in the Bible, except infinitely worse.

[@konobuzoggu239]

they are equally hard to kill with just guns

[@Aurilion44]

When he touched that blob and they started spreading out it looked just like those videos where baby spiders run out of egg sacs or away from the mother :D

[@kabob0077]

@@Aruthicon At least the Plagues didn't explode, one killed the first borns though.

[@AmericanCaesarian]

They are just the robotic version.

[@theoneduckson2312]

When your T34 commander says theres a box moving towards your tank.

[@kabob0077]

METHAL BAWKES!

[@redfoxdog1]

that’s a real Cyclops Remote Demolition Vehicle moment

[@ineffabletryx6528]

*battle music starts playing*

[@schaab7203]

Your Amazon package is here

[@jameshamlyn2177]

Vale, I think this is beyond war crimes It is *ASCENDED*

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

James Hamlyn this isn’t a war crime

[@mylivestyle2346]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 It should be

[@Lich-lf9ix]

"I was messing around in COH match with friends..." You mean violating again the Geneva convention and commiting horrendous warcrimes ? You can't fool us Valefisk, we know you well.

[@shakespearenuketh3233]

ValeFisk: why do they have so many MG nests everywhere? Also ValeFisk: Let's just line the whole river with flak guns, because why not?

[@whitefox8376]

i can't even imagine the amount of orphanages that exploded in the making of this video.

[@polskipolak1129]

Everyone : It's a war crime! Valefisk : *I can't hear you over* *the people screaming and* *goliaths exploding!*

[@kabob0077]

Sounds like a fun time.

[@kurtkop906]

Imagine sitting in a trench expecting a Tiger, untl you see 64 Death Roomba's appear.

[@AmericanCaesarian]

“Sir WTF is that”

[@AmericanCaesarian]

- solider moments before death by explosion roomba

[@brettevans5158]

You mean boomba.....

[@haroldthaf]

I mean one Papa Death Roomba has to be somewhat scary.

[@decimation9780]

Brett Evans Not Boomba, GrandBoomba.

[@randombosniancomment4367]

Velfisk:plays company of heroes UN:sweats nervosly

[@UsmanMuhammadNooruddin]

ivan matanovic, I believe you meant 'sweats profusely'. 🤣🤣🤣

[@randombosniancomment4367]

yes

[@DjMaxi005]

UN: looks like we need to write another angry letter and say how much angry we are... That will show to those pesky warlords!

[@randombosniancomment4367]

"I need more bodies!" Vealefisk the art of video game war crime.

[@edwardzero9275]

“Colonel, get captain Valefisk and his Company of Rum-I mean Goliaths!”

[@rojorosa]

Valefisk: "Your worth less to me injured" *sends severely injured troops to the frontlines* Valefisk:1 Geneva Convention:0

[@Wintersoap123]

I don’t like Goliaths. Their course, rough and they get everywhere

[@RC1168Shadow]

Genial Anakin

[@501ststormtrooper9]

I like sand. It’s nice, smooth and they don’t get everywhere.

[@NoNameAtAll2]

they're*

[@TheDiloEmpire]

@@NoNameAtAll2 I see why a Grammer Nazi is on a valefisk video

[@NoNameAtAll2]

@@TheDiloEmpire grammar*

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

"I love how inclusive the nazis were." -Valefisk. The inclusivity is killing me.

[@Valefisk]

@Sightless_Seeker oh god oh fuck

[@johnv4994]

@Sightless_Seeker oh wow

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

@Sightless_Seeker >Holocaust joke KZbin: D E M O N I T I Z E D >Mention: State of Israel KZbin: D E M O N I T I Z E D

[@thesittingacheroraptor7565]

So what was the joke the sightless seeker dude said

[@fawwazn.1244]

Never Knew Vale "War-Crimes" Fisk actually Watch Top Gear, there's no normal person who doesn't remember the correct specifications and speed for a Porsche 911 without also knowing who are Hamster, Captain Slow, and The Orangutan

[@kabob0077]

Oh God, I miss Top Gear... And fuck, I'm an AMERICAN.

[@dekuscrub9583]

"If I even so much as see him I'm gonna retreat" - Danish soldiers the second the Germans invaded

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

They defended the fatherland until first contact

[@crowcaster970]

Yea lol, they lasted about 4 hours

[@gigachadbosnianknight]

@@crowcaster970 from 5:30 to 11:30, so 6 hours

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Last engineer sees the Goliaths rolling up. “No..” “Please no” BOOOM!

[@favre4ever39]

"Oh god, oh no"-every Valefisk video.

[@filzhut6234]

"So I think my strategy here is..." *Continues to use the same strategy he always uses* Efficient war crimes

[@tinnyle2719]

"I guess I don't need my legs or my lower torso anymore" -*Pioneers*

[@Creeperjr5]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the UN Human Rights Council, here we have the infamous warcriminal Valefisk, utilizing yet another banned weapon of war: The Claymore Roomba

[@ronaldthompson4989]

Claymore roomba would be more sane. Goliath caried a proper demo charge, 60 pounds of tnt if i recall correctly

[@johnbrearley9791]

The graduating class of Berlin Technical University 2019 and their rc car collection.

[@kabob0077]

That would be an amazing Clan or group to be in.

[@psychoh7329]

"looks clear.......oh shit sector not clear!" - valefisk: the story of warcrimes chapter 28

[@NolDragon]

Entire army of german engineers swarming your local home to fix all your toasters.

[@GahallsTheOneAndOnly]

No one: Not 1 person: Vale: Hey, Wanna Rc car?

[@GlitchTechV1]

German engineering is the greatest in the world

[@grimreaper9939]

I'd buy the entire supply of them every year until i had enough one day to win a world war.

[@autismusmaximus4933]

Sheer Heart attack has no weakness!

[@kabob0077]

*Click*

[@ronaldthompson4989]

"He defended the fatherland until death" lol but yeah, fine print not implemented in game: no wifi. Goliaths were operated from corded controls, by infantry that had to chase after it. Otherwise, working as intended XD

[@awesomezois5527]

7:19 is the time to turn on Katyusha.

[@garlicsticks]

When you gotta fight the USSR at 3:00, but you also have to compete in the annual Hotwheels competition at 4:00.

[@lilPOPjim]

From what I remember, when the game first came out, Goliaths were only 50 munitions.. You could also spawn paratroopers directly into an enemy base..

[@gigachadbosnianknight]

you can still drop paratroopers in the middle of their base, provided you have vision

[@hezakighamorgan9974]

15:15 "From where you're kneeling, this must seem like a 17 karat run of bad luck..."

[@jyidorne8042]

Making 700 dollars an hour in McDonalds sounds like a good deal to me...

[@madmarvshighwaywarrior2870]

Maybe he's the manager, or someone higher :D

[@michaeljhonmariano6462]

*two seconds a bridge was formed* ah german engineering at its finest

[@Zorro9129]

"Depiction of the Great Robot Uprising." (1944, Colorized)

[@cerealata9035]

I don't usually enjoy watching videos with commentary, but this? This put a smile on my face.

[@llokkee]

This was me 10 years ago. I lost count how many times i did the 'Goliath strategy' and had about as much fun as u did my friend ;-)

[@thesupertendent8973]

Hi, real Michael Collins here. This video has proved very helpful in my plans, to reunite the nation. I will be requesting a shipment of *all your stock*

[@skyperskyte]

Nobody: Valefisk: *DEATH BY ROOMBA IT IS*

[@xYamakaze]

Valefisk got me into playing CoH for the memes. Thanks Valefisk, I haven't had this much fun toying with virtual soldiers' lives in ages with all sorts of fun -weapons- experiments...

[@jameshamlyn2177]

Vale this video: ECUSPLOSSSSION!

[@randomperson4198]

I see you're man of culture

[@liamgeiger7549]

Vale literally every game, “why hasn’t this ended yet” “if I blow this up will it end?” “No?” “What about this” “no?” “Yes”

[@emmanuelbocconcello7916]

6:31 A man has fallen in to the river

[@favre4ever39]

One day I hope to meet someone who makes me as happy as Goliaths make Vale

[@thetrexgaming901]

Goddamnit, you're gonna make me fail No Nut November

[@dogerio]

Holy shit, those goliaths spreading from the *Great Circle* looked like what happens when you sting a hornets nest.

[@ebbkearney6490]

Imagine just walking with your squad when you see a Goliath Convoy with 64 Goliaths in it. You'd be screwed.

[@miskapiska2188]

Oh shit commander there is a rc car at the door. RUN PRIVATE JENKINS

[@borgarsyrstad-vindenes9529]

Me: about to do homework Also me: sees new valefisk video

[@Jallahruud]

These Company Of Heroes videos are actually some of the best content on youtube

[@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949]

It was the way the goliaths started moving and suddenly looked like a swarm of ants instead of remote controlled bombs.

[@thegunman2841]

Vale, as a tip, don't detonate the goliaths right away on the bridge. They can camouflage when not moving, so just set it on the bridge, wait for the enemies to step on it and stupidly shoot it, so the goliath blows and takes down both the enemy and the bridge.

[@delta138_zam]

7:00 Lieutenant Dan, you’ve got no legs!

[@terencepaul7475]

I love how Company of Heroes still have a good amount of community behind it even after over a decade after its release. I just hope that multiplayer was still a thing people do.

[@twitchsopamanxx]

Fun fact: in multiplayer there is a map called REDBALL EXPRESS FREE FOR ALL 8P and there you get so much ammo that this strategy is not only encouraged as a wehrmacht player, it is practically necessary to stop the constant wave of shermans and airbornes and m10's

[@crushdrummer11]

"My grandpappy told me stories of the VBIED's of WW2... the horror in his eyes"

[@ronaldthompson4989]

But goliaths arent improvised...

[@isaacdierckx2056]

"Working at McDonalds, making 700 dollars an hour"

[@Skaitania]

Someone needs to put googly eyes on the Goliath.

[@Broxyc]

There has to be a mod for it right?

[@laynebarocela5069]

He's tanky He's Zoomy But most importantly he go kablewy

[@ThatOneMan830]

“Into the river he goes” A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEYON CITY!

[@russellwoods4965]

ypu should really try the eastern front mod, it adds russians and the ostheer

[@heyguy2367]

Coming up natural geographic : the lives of a Goliath hive

[@illuindb]

There has to be a mod out there that changes the Goliath sound effect to those from Starcraft... GOLIATH ONLINE

[@lecoutcritique8854]

sending goliath like jojo's throwing punches : way too many, way too powerful... and fun

[@Wiggliest]

"I've done some thinking" - Valefisk. Careful there, friend.

[@Fish-kz8xw]

Me: a really defensive player Also me: Valefisk is my inspiration

[@wunderwaffeyt4077]

Germans: How many Goliath Tracked Mines do you need? Valefisk: *YES*

[@kanade8282]

Vale, you can salvage the destroyed tanks and vehicles for munitions btw. Gives at least 50-75 munitions per tank.

[@krispinwah2784]

Nice to see people continuing pretty much "forgotten" games. Love Company of Heroes

[@staraqus]

ValeFisk : Using GOLIATS Only Enginer : No, you need me

[@RasEli03]

I love videos like this! Just stupid fun with historical stuff

[@linkieloos]

Tiny remote controlled bomb: Goliath Super heavy tank: Maus German humour at it's finest

[@Siegerzkranz]

This reminds me of how I would play MP as a kid. The artillery I built dug a trench so deep on the enemy side of the main bridge the game started rendering fog in it, and enemy armor could take cover there

[@hedylamar1668]

VV , excited! Another Vid from Valefisk, valiantly verbose and vehemently victorious!

[@Piece-Of-Time]

12:31 cockroaches in the kitchen when you turn on the light

[@SentryWill]

And here we see Goliaths in the wild, ready to commit some war crimes.

[@sophiem3560]

german officer watches solemnly as the death roomba trundles toward the allied base and then explodes. he removes his helmet and says softly "he defended the fatherland until death"

[@thebirdgang2240]

Footage of Valefisk gaining the JoJo stand, "Sheer Heart Attack"

[@kabob0077]

Nah, Sheer Heart Attack is the Stand's second ability (or bomb actually.). The Stand is 「Killer Queen」 .

[@NolDragon]

If only they did paint angry looking eyes on the front of the goliaths

[@pakornwattanavrangkul2550]

Sees Goliath in title. Waiting for that inevitable blow the bridges and make a choke point. Edit: Americans? Well, lets hope they dont bring Calliopes Edit2: Welp...

[@jms418p2]

Imagine you’re at your FOB. You’re just working on a vehicle and some people are running by on a training run. Suddenly in the distance you hear what sounds like vehicle tracks. So you look in that direction only to see dozens of small tracked things coming over the hill unsure of what they are. One stops next to you and as you look at it, it explodes.

[@kurokagethescrub9627]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER HEART ATTACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL CARDIAC~

[@kabob0077]

SHEER HEART ATTACK HAS NO WEAKNESS!

[@thewanderer9958]

2018: artillery only 2019: Goliath only

[@pencilgaming1233]

I love the screams of soldiers during the morning thx ☺️😃

[@CrabQueen]

*cough cough* actually, they're PIONEERS, not engineers, excuse me

[@meepy6702]

Valefisk: *names save before the accident* Valefisk a year from when he saved: what's this *brain damage issues *

[@leoncarterri4529]

"It a Goliaths farm there are you want to milk them ?"

[@admiralapathy7455]

you know what 12:30-12:50 reminds me of? when a giant swarm of bugs gets disrupted

[@yeastyyeasty2168]

You just finished training on how to use your gun and common tactics and then get deployed to the front line. You step outside your tent and are immidiatley greeted with a heavily armored rc car and your own destroyed base.

[@teehee575]

I've been waiting for a long time for this

[@bobjuno1051]

This is the only reason why I am making a twitter account today and following him.

[@rbarkley6500]

7:02 I believe that is Anikin Skywalker shortly after foolishly jumping at the high ground

[@ayberkyigit4795]

*hits blunt* the little man inside that exploding little car thing must have been a very brave dwarf.

[@noahhorner231]

The Sherman Crocodile, a Sherman tank with a flamethrower. A Sherman, with a FLAMETHROWER... *Burning of Atlanta intensifies*

[@fragile9109]

House seller: Ok so this house isn´t infested with cockroaches. The cockroaches: 12:39