HOBBY NIGHTMARES! POWER GAMER TAKEN DOWN BY DICE GODS, RUINING A DATE, OLD TIME TALES

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[@IdioticSynergy]

Tonite on Northern gear: Hammond gets his soul stolen by the dice gods. James compares his date to a snotling and I get all nostalgic for the times before these jokes

[@Matty10thDVN]

Brilliant

[@greyknighttexan3299]

Some say he loves greyknights, but will scream in a closet after losing.. Also, he has run out of stories, and realize on other for the price of a pint. As we know is he called the Stigxile!!!

[@BlackAir3190]

I actually look forward to reading these almost as much as I look forward to the videos. Thanks again. 🙂

[@velentr]

Northern gear- I think that was the alternate titel to Trainspotting.

[@WladcaPodziemia]

Some stories... It really is starting to turn from "Hobby horror stories" to "Nerds rumbling too long to introduce below average story", especially that Wolf's story

[@BleachCowboy2016]

I literally could not finish listening to that Left 4 Dead story. The fact that he still thinks he's in the right, makes it even worse. Also being good at Left 4 Dead isn't a flex.

[@Wheres_the_money_lebowski]

If that L4D story is true then this community needs to get together, find this guy and remove him from the gene pool. It's for the good of humanity.

[@NeiasaurusCreations]

Bro. This guy needs to be armageddoned. The first one survivor treatment.

[@kylejdouglas1889]

Worker: Boss someone has a knife Manager: POCKET SAND!!!!!!!!!

[@HO-bndk]

They should have distracted the rabid blade-wielding maniac by tossing pots of that crappo Citadel paint at him. 😊

[@darko-man8549]

On that note, I hated when anything can wound on a six came out. Any monster just became tissue paper to shooting

[@gholamdapantaloonsniffer8218]

I mean you'd have to be unlucky tbh

[@WladcaPodziemia]

Girl : I do play this game OP : We gonna see about that, bitch!

[@NornQueenKya]

Someone should send money or warhammer models to that poor wife

[@radamanthus]

That Left 4 Dead story… please be satire. Pleeeeeease.

[@stujm84]

When the Manager gave the signal to the staffer to "get the sand" I was half expecting him to pull out a replica Bolter out to deal with the threat of the chap with the knife. But a bag of sand will suffice I guess.

[@Dirpitz]

How is that guy married? Like seriously he went from having girl into him, to showing his powerlevel. If you feel threatened by a person saying they can beat you at a game to the point you end a date to prove you're better, then clearly you have issues and should evaluate why that is the most important thing in your life (also calling bullshit on being married) xD

[@Grimpo96]

The employee that brought the whole bag of sand gave me “Brick” vibes from Anchorman. Sure, it wasn’t a grenade or alien weapon, but just as funny.

[@curiousgorilla3181]

Great to hear you're a runner,would love to hear a bit more about how to get fit

[@CaptainWwowW]

Zoanthrope hitting units in a transport after arriving from drop pod sounds like 5th edition Doom of Malantai

[@PaintsOnA4Up]

I’m a Support For Learning Worker in a Glasgow High School, who runs a warhammer club. Not saying I’m the most interesting person, but depending on what you need, I’m happy to lend my voice to a podcast :)

[@TheStoicArmyPainter]

I was making casual conversation with a women admin on a stream the other day. She mentioned to chat she loved metal music. I then inquired "That's cool! I love metal, what are 3 of your favorite bands?" /// ""oh hey it's a gurl who likes metal! Name 3 bands!" >_>

[@Penguish211]

That L4D story has to be satire lmao

[@garethholman1050]

That left 4 dead guy... she probably said that to impress him and get closer, what a Jeremy to crush her like that.

[@ghostjager8190]

@Northernexile is there a north American retailer now, I don't know if IT was said

[@richardpeace3292]

"she lied to me....." what..... eh..... what..... talk about failing at trying to impress in both directions..... but to completely to miss the point lol

[@Bobbymaccys]

Left 4 dead guy is married? Going to press X to doubt on that one. 😂

[@Chingloves]

That story is the ONLY time I will root for Smurfs over my beloved swarm

[@chancehodde5302]

Is that manager's name Dale Gribble?

[@bopaintsminis]

"Pocket sand!"

[@wulfbak]

Hey Northern, your Discord invite says it is invalid or expired. Can you post another link?

[@shaunwilson6289]

If a bird brags at the game it’s up to the dice gods or gaming skill up for a lol

[@duncansargent]

Is there an email address for stories to be sent to only I have a couple you may find interesting but do not have access to Discourse?

[@Havran228]

Man Im on his side. Its one thing to say, I play it, that allright, shes not good, so whatever. But bloating about it is just so stupid. Its like me saying I am pro balet dancer to impress a chick, when I cant even do a spin... i understand the man, for feeling deceiced and pissed. Not saying shooting her and let her get eaten was gentlemantly but, getting laid is not more important than finding someone on the same level and she obviously was not. She played her hand he played his and she lost. Id say the wife is right, but, only because it was an overreaction by his side to shoot her and let her get eaten. If he just finished game and never met her again, id say, he is right.

[@therepublicofbob2700]

So…. I tried Composite Games to help support exile. Over 2 weeks to actually get my order with enquiring emails completely ignored, I normally use Wayland Games and they’re good, my question is… is this a one off bad customer service experience, are they busier than expected or are they just best to be avoided?

[@darkroom0716]

Whats this window cleaner thing about? I'm in the USA. Was he a vagrant just washing windows asking for cash? We get these homeless on high way off ramps and corners who try to wash your car and ask for cash.

[@dickbison]

Brits are so weird about knives. I never leave home without one, it's like not having your wallet or phone.

[@DINONERD27]

I cannot believe my ears listening to that Left 4 Dead story. Jesus Christ.

[@johnhunt3166]

Lol poor guy sent his stupidest story in to get dunked on mercilessly. Absolute mad lad

[@brandonbachmann307]

Since I lost. I have to publicly shame myself per the wife. I'm the l4d player. And I stand by my actions. And yea the "worse then cheating" was a bit of satire lol. Don't be crazy. It's not worse then cheating. It's about equal.

[@viorp5267]

BASED

[@MiniatureMasterClass]

That Left 4 Dead story is definitely fake. He is trolling you.

[@viorp5267]

16:50 My man I get you are desperate but not every man needs to take every woman that comes their way, but yeah this is nowhere close to cheating.

[@northernexile]

Dude...work on your delivery of argument points xD How am I desperate?

[@viorp5267]

@@northernexile IN the story the guy is clearly not into the girl and the date is going badly until she starts lying about Left4Dead. He then gets interested, but senses something is suspicious and tests it and clearly she lied. So he does not go with her, yet throughout the whole story you seem very adamant about him needing to have tried very hard to bang her even though before she mentioned Left4dead the date was going badly and they had no chemistry. Also this is more of a cheeky comment not a serious one. I know you have some standards, but the way you talk about that story is like you think every dude needs to fall head over hells over every women which shows them the bare minimum of interest.

[@Dohyden2]

The ultramarine's vs tryanids story is pretty cringe with all the sexual innuendo... Please stop, it ruins it.