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@hudsonlehew93783 жыл бұрын
As a kid when I watched this my mom used to tell me a virgin was somebody whos never been to a party before.
@scrumpymunchin3 жыл бұрын
I mean.. she’s not wrong
@joemullarkey57193 жыл бұрын
Hudson Lehew Yeah, a wild party 😏
@HurricaneDDragon3 жыл бұрын
Hudson Lehew That’s quick thinking on your mom’s part. 😂
@eriktruchinskas37473 жыл бұрын
Damn my mom may have had her problems but she never lied to me before about stuff like that
@alimations52263 жыл бұрын
She's not wrong depending on how you lose it ( ! - ! )
@tylerschmitt80393 жыл бұрын
“You’re a VIRGIN HAHAHA VIRGIN”- hocus pocus
@ethankrieger12103 жыл бұрын
“You’re a VIRGIN HAHAHA VIRGIN”- everyone in my life
@tylerschmitt80393 жыл бұрын
@@ethankrieger1210 pain.
@PatrickBasedman13 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious
@yurinoworry3 жыл бұрын
@@ethankrieger1210 sadly it doesn’t even go away after you lose the v-card... my friends still say it to me all the time 😅 fuck my life
@ZeDerpADerp3 жыл бұрын
"it was the 90s... housing market wasn't destroyed yet"
@Spongebrain973 жыл бұрын
Pretty great comment lmao
@rachelconsoli84283 жыл бұрын
Too real 🤣
@AlistairAi3 жыл бұрын
*OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH*
@Ryan-fk3oi3 жыл бұрын
Felt that
@PatrickBasedman13 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@makcarolin3 жыл бұрын
Marcus simping and thirsting for the blonde witch is kinda the best thing ever
@tylerschmitt80393 жыл бұрын
Sarah Jessica Parker* not just the blonde witch smh
@axlgonzalez66523 жыл бұрын
You give SJP the recognition she deserves!!!
@lowlowseesee2 жыл бұрын
ms. bueller yo
@margarethmichelina51467 ай бұрын
Ironically, this is the only movie where I found she's the hottest but not too much on Sex and The City series
@kakutasubeats3 жыл бұрын
16 minutes of Marcus wishing to be stepped on
@RhysGBiv3 жыл бұрын
Too true
@bobbyshewan42293 жыл бұрын
He’s not wrong at all tho
@Evanz1113 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn’t?
@makcarolin3 жыл бұрын
Ok but I do too
@kerrychristensen72043 жыл бұрын
Spanked with a broom
@soka67323 жыл бұрын
Dancing anime girls are the key to stopping copyright. Nothing in this universe can stop dancing anime girls
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
What if the anime girls are copyrighted
@thecrimsondragon23793 жыл бұрын
bring out the dancing anime girls
@SkySoFew3 жыл бұрын
Puberty can.
@soka67323 жыл бұрын
@@LucyWest370 if they can copyright the anime girls, than we have bigger problems to worry about than a cosmonaut video
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
@@soka6732 oh no not google images!
@caitlynluciano3 жыл бұрын
Alternative Title: Marcus thirsting for SJP for 16 minutes
@centichoro3 жыл бұрын
Marcus calling every pair of Nikes he sees "Jordan's" has me dying 😂
@lowlowseesee2 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaah so fucking cute
@calebdonaldson70448 ай бұрын
@@lowlowseesee😬
@makkintasho92393 жыл бұрын
"Check out this house!" Says the dude with stairs in his bedroom
@arturdelima12303 жыл бұрын
the coolest bedroom ever period
@LoveMyUnusual2 жыл бұрын
@@arturdelima1230 Mia's room from Princess Diaries is also bomb. Spiral staircase to a sunroof, and a fire pole in the floor. 90s/2000s teen Disney movie rooms, man. 🖤✨
@Cojitar3 жыл бұрын
The dancing anime girl makes the quality of Hocus Pocus go up by an entire point
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
Wow 12/10 new record
@bencarmine32933 жыл бұрын
15/14 dang
@ShadowDarkHeart903 жыл бұрын
For some reason it works wtf!?
@DoraG993 жыл бұрын
The secret 4th Sanderson sister
@aaronm37953 жыл бұрын
Do they though?
@divinityd6623 жыл бұрын
"You either give us your weed or your jordans" This is what all white guys secretly wamt marcus
@agisuru3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean secretly
@kwandamagagula93413 жыл бұрын
Those are the two keys to final space
@phoebeliv93973 жыл бұрын
this is why all white guys secretly want marcus 😋
@tart-miano2 жыл бұрын
My dyslexic ass read this as "give us your weed or your pronouns"
@d-rgk24773 жыл бұрын
Y’all think the whole Salem is obsessed with Halloween thing is ridiculous but as someone who lives within driving distance of it I can confirm THEY’RE ACTUALLY LIKE THAT
@LoveMyUnusual Жыл бұрын
Did you go to an awesome party there this year?
@PennTankerGuy3 жыл бұрын
He did it. Marcus broke the Disney Copyright block.
@andressotil46713 жыл бұрын
May Walt have mercy on him
@funnysonicman3 жыл бұрын
*we will remember that.*
@nikkovalidor48903 жыл бұрын
dancing chinatsu will protect him
@andressotil46713 жыл бұрын
@Mickey Mouse a fat flower?
@theinternetpeoplesdemocrat28263 жыл бұрын
Marcus: "They called me a madman."
@illegalgnome873 жыл бұрын
marcus losing it over blonde sarah jessica parker confirms i wasnt a weirdo when i watched it a while ago
@calebmurphy94062 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, I thought I was a real weirdo for being attracted to an attractive women. Phew, thank god.
@charlacharizard3 жыл бұрын
"Kpop boys should dress like this" THEY LITERALLY DO lol
@bigstunna20493 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I said Haha they been looking like this
@limbobilbo87432 жыл бұрын
I like marcus’ meta narrative that the two bullies have a wholesome relationship together
@hampton_the_one54193 жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry but we gotta bring out the dancing anime girls” Markus has done the impossible, He’s made the amazing more amazing
@lukegzero983 жыл бұрын
Yk the movie sucks when the loop of dancing anime girls is 100 x more interesting
@tatersalad763 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised this wasn't labeled the "Cosmonaut Horror Show". Still great to see you ripping apart both our childhoods though lol
@livekid20113 жыл бұрын
Or like Cosmo Horror Picture Show
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
I mean it’s not like a horror movie
@funnysonicman3 жыл бұрын
@@LucyWest370 Idk man, I’ve never seen a cat die and re-inflate before
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
@@funnysonicman as an eight year old I was perfectly fine with it.
@funnysonicman3 жыл бұрын
@@LucyWest370 Joke bro
@MIAMI305ers3 жыл бұрын
Is nobody going to comment on SJP sitting on the bus driver’s lap 😂
@citysmall34273 жыл бұрын
I was so mad he didn't adress it. Plus the "speedbump" 😳
@worldsworstdad21983 жыл бұрын
There's a part where Winnie says, "We desire children!" and he replies, "It may take me a couple tries."
@bigstunna20493 жыл бұрын
Bus driver might've had the best jokes
@NightAtTheOpera33 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that didn't straight up kill Marcus.
@lowlowseesee2 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Richard LOLOLOL fuck
@raine-time3 жыл бұрын
Half of this vid is just Marcus thirsting over SJP lol can't blame him
@SwainixFPV3 жыл бұрын
Idk they have very good chemistry which makes me enjoy every video so much xD
@Exigentable3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile his friendzoned girl is touching on him and dropping hints every chance she gets. Markus is oblivious and sad. Id snag her up in 2 seconds guilt free. Keep tellin yoself shes just friends and you wouldnt ruin the friendship lolol
@joshalben8333 жыл бұрын
@@Exigentable man
@Petit7843 жыл бұрын
@@Exigentable chill bro, you're projecting
@R3GARnator3 жыл бұрын
@@Exigentable They're literally boyfriend and girlfriend.
@waltuhwhite85343 жыл бұрын
This is just Marcus simping for Sarah for 16 minutes
@razkable3 жыл бұрын
her: we just love blondes marcus: yeah we do.. me: why did he sound so creepy there lol
@reiendowo Жыл бұрын
He just like me fr
@adammulvihill20483 жыл бұрын
I need a Marky compilation of "dats da name of da movie"
@Dudeman23rd3 жыл бұрын
A combination of that and "da end of da movie is da beginning of da movie!" would be amazing.
@adammulvihill20483 жыл бұрын
Dudeman Lmfao damn straight
@margarethmichelina51463 жыл бұрын
This is the only movie when I found that Sarah Jessica Parker is the hottest.
@johngreen89213 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to learn this power?
@jackkurtt79133 жыл бұрын
@@johngreen8921 not from a Jedi!
@splewy3 жыл бұрын
She looked pretty good in Seabiscuit too, especially considering all that that training she had to do in order to run around a race track with a man on her back.
@habitsrabbit3 жыл бұрын
This is where she peaked in hotness. But that went downhill fast...
@breezethe27thassassin33 жыл бұрын
@@jackkurtt7913 Darth Sarah Jessica Parker the wise
@MatalicSoldier3 жыл бұрын
Markus: “This movie changed me.” Sara Jessica Parker: “Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!” Me too man, me too.
@bobbyshewan42293 жыл бұрын
With lines like that, how could you not? Lmao this movie didn’t even make me have a thing for blondes but I’ve never agreed with Marcus more on anything
@guitarnbassman963 жыл бұрын
As a Massachusetts native I’m gonna highly recommend at least 1 Halloween in Salem because that shits taken seriously here. Right down to the virgin shaming
@racheltalley43643 жыл бұрын
QUICK WATCH IT BEFORE ITS TAKEN DOWN AND HE HAS TO FILL THE FOOTAGE WITH MORE ANIME GIRLS
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
Wait so what’s downside here You got something against anime girls
@David-gj9qr3 жыл бұрын
Wait but wouldn't that make the video better?
@funnysonicman3 жыл бұрын
Anime girls already increased the video’s quality by one point to a 12/10, I see no issue with making it 13
@bennettanderson98393 жыл бұрын
In that case, I’ll wait
@johngreen89213 жыл бұрын
You are all men of culture
@KrazyKelor3 жыл бұрын
That this came three years before Disney’s The Hunchback is kind of astonishing.
@Tenpouin3 жыл бұрын
"It's a good angle. I-I-It's a good shot of her. It's a good scene." oh marcus
@SirLeopoldWasTaken3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry I can’t trust anyone who can’t enjoy this movie.
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
Same! Anyone who doesn’t will be taken to court and sentenced to execution.
@huntahunta20923 жыл бұрын
😭Love your content. Keep it up. Let your dreams fly high bro.
@seveneleven85303 жыл бұрын
MurkTheDreamer you speak FACTS
@gulorful84883 жыл бұрын
You can only like this movie if you’re nostalgic by it so you’re missing like every generation of people who aren’t 90s kids.
@cameronsimpkins41863 жыл бұрын
Why?
@magicalmerlin55243 жыл бұрын
1. the virgin joke was absolutely hilarious 2. Marcus simping is the thing I need right now
@shaunwatson63543 жыл бұрын
9:09 Markus' face after SJP's lines clearly says "I CAME"
@AT7outof103 жыл бұрын
This movie is like lightning in a bottle, it casts an irresistible charm over you, that you can't help but enjoy it.
@jamietaylor42153 жыл бұрын
This movie really “changed” Markus😂🤭 Edit: Thanks so much for 1K likes
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
Or did it change his di-
@Quintusblake3 жыл бұрын
It fixed him.
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
@@Quintusblake it awakened a feeling he hadn’t felt in a long time A disturbance in his force
@purplesand3 жыл бұрын
Same
@hp58983 жыл бұрын
😅😂😂
@butterspread3 жыл бұрын
My king has blessed us with his presence
@SBNetto3 жыл бұрын
I think I never laughed harder at a Picture Show. The image of a 7 year old girl, with a grenade, saying "go to hell" to some witches will NEVER leave my mind and I'm so greatful for that
@Justakidthatrantsisapimp3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Scary Godmother wasn't a fever dream of mine
@bella-tt9hk3 жыл бұрын
honestly those movies are like weird fever dreams
@dangelonavarro2623 жыл бұрын
These are all the scenes of him obsessing over Sara Jessica Parker's character. 1:59 2:17 2:22 7:36 8:14 8:55 9:14 10:43 13:22 14:43
@negavenom3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see someone make a compilation video out of it, with Cosmonaut's permission of course.
@bergonath88513 жыл бұрын
JEYZUS, that's a lot!
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
@@bergonath8851 only like ten
@kingj2823 жыл бұрын
Actually I came back for this lmao
@MasterJunior933 жыл бұрын
I swear, the thirst is real.
@PenniDeadful3 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle!" -Special Agent McGee.
@lmartinson6963 Жыл бұрын
13:24 My brothers and I habitually quote "Good angle... good shot... good scene"
@alexanderyodice14223 жыл бұрын
Hocus pocus: This looks like a girl that’s gonna ruin your life. Markus: she can fix me....
@ahmadkhalaf89523 жыл бұрын
Cosmonaut picture shows are the most entertaining thing on youtube; change my mind
@companyinkdipper39493 жыл бұрын
And Diesel Patches!
@David-gj9qr3 жыл бұрын
I don't know I found a minecraft series that's extremely entertaining called minecraft manhunt
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
Red vs Blue?
@ahmadkhalaf89523 жыл бұрын
@@David-gj9qr true, mc manhunt is 🔥
@THAT_GUY1193 жыл бұрын
U right he should do this more often like its not hard to upload this tbh watch the movie plus about a maximum of 5 hours of editing
@chooseitwisely983 жыл бұрын
Vero is a gem. They have literally the WORST potty mouth and picture show is all the better for it.
@bennettanderson98393 жыл бұрын
We need more Vero
@colmmoran.27003 жыл бұрын
(See every episode of Twilight Picture Show)
@FormalFilmsProductions3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@castlerock16273 жыл бұрын
How can I watch Twilight Picture Show on Vero?
@jenniferm76952 жыл бұрын
He should take over the channel. Jk jk... Unless?
@angelluisperaltacastelan21993 жыл бұрын
Ever since Vero said “lil GameStop bootie” in the Twilight videos I can’t stop saying it in my normal conversations 💀
@jikookmints3 жыл бұрын
Vero needs to be on the picture show always they're so fun 😭
@funnysonicman3 жыл бұрын
7:00 *GUYS, GUYS, THATS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!*
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
“Wow that’s super easy barely an inconvenience.”
@rodrigoa.oviedogarcia81393 жыл бұрын
@@LucyWest370 Oh really
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigoa.oviedogarcia8139 “listen I’m gonna need you to get allll the way off my back about this.”
@rodrigoa.oviedogarcia81393 жыл бұрын
@@LucyWest370 Oh okay, let me get off of that thing.
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigoa.oviedogarcia8139 oh, pre war money is TIGHT.
@lapistides3 жыл бұрын
I resonated with Markus when he said "This movie CHANGED me"
@enzodapan50163 жыл бұрын
_Alternative title_ *"Marcus being a simp for 16 minutes in a Disney movie"*
@1080TJ3 жыл бұрын
3:24 nice timing with the dancing catgirl.
@Gruunld3 жыл бұрын
Markus "This shot changed me" You and me both brother XD Edit: Sidenote, I forgot how cool the little sister was.
@softyspectre81253 жыл бұрын
God you could not a have prefaced that worse
@funnysonicman3 жыл бұрын
10:48 This is the best montage ever🤣
@ondrabroz8883 жыл бұрын
Marcus simping for the witch harley quinn for 16 minutes straight
@oruststation84543 жыл бұрын
Loved 'Yoda Marcus' then the Palpatine reference. This truly is Disney hours!
@jjonahjameson89343 жыл бұрын
Gonna be honest haven’t seen this movie so This was a good experience glad I watched this
@jjonahjameson89343 жыл бұрын
Wow thanks for the likes
@daisyb35733 жыл бұрын
The Dancing Anime Girl fits really well with this video.
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
Of course anime girls go with everything
@oddcouplemusic3 жыл бұрын
“give me your weed or your jordan’s” is the hypebeast manifesto
@Iinneus3 жыл бұрын
"Scary Godmother is hot" Fun Fa-- ok, not a "fact", but... fun _speculation:_ scary godmother is HELLA a self-insert character by the author Just look up pics of the author, Jill Thompson! It'll give you one of those "ohhhhh i see what this is" moments.
@veno20293 жыл бұрын
They should 100% do a Cosmonaut Picture Show for Hubie Halloween. It’s honestly not bad and I imagine that it would make for a great vid
@gabriel-iv4tl3 жыл бұрын
Yeah itd be cool but i kinda feel like he criticise it a bit lol but that was a good movie
@toepringles13883 жыл бұрын
I watched it twice it’s great
@veno20293 жыл бұрын
@@gabriel-iv4tl that’s what makes it fun
@gabriel-iv4tl3 жыл бұрын
@@veno2029 true true
@gabriel-iv4tl3 жыл бұрын
@@toepringles1388 same here
@theguy38513 жыл бұрын
Holy shit my brother was obsessed with this movie, He would play it even when it wasn't halloween! Good times, man. Good times.
@LucyWest3703 жыл бұрын
We could be best friends
@StorkitoLugo2 жыл бұрын
@@LucyWest370 SAME
@milesmorales63053 жыл бұрын
“tHaTS tHE NaME oF mOViE”😂😂
@jacksonbarnes31903 жыл бұрын
Watching Marcus lose his shit over the blonde witch was the most relatable moment of my life
@alexanderforbes14523 жыл бұрын
Gotta love when you finally break down and watch one of those older movies you've never seen but everyone else says is great and it turns out to ACTUALLY be as good as people told you.
@ALottaBees3 жыл бұрын
Genuinely forgot how good this movie was, and your guys' reactions are hilarious.
@PureRok3 жыл бұрын
I love this movie. Watched it again last year after not seeing it as a kid and I think I'll make it a yearly thing.
@randomfacts95382 жыл бұрын
It still bothers me that whenever someone watches this they never mention that the bullies look like discount Jay and Silent Bob
@lowlowseesee2 жыл бұрын
start a channel if it "bothers" you lol
@jackrusso4700 Жыл бұрын
@@lowlowseesee this comment both baffles and confuses me to this day, thank you for the non sensical comment stranger, you’ve made my October experience even better
@TheMrelvisvicious3 жыл бұрын
“Was it the stoners in the graveyard?” got me. Well done 👍
@okand67703 жыл бұрын
2:38 lets be honest we were all like that when we watched this movie
@VapricKnight3 жыл бұрын
Seeing Marcus H A R D simp is hilarious
@Elizabeth-bz7jr2 жыл бұрын
the fact that an entire disney movie hinges on a characters virginity is so funny to me. and also referencing weed in a disney movie is so funny.
@calebchatfield65343 жыл бұрын
I was literally watching this when you uploaded this.
@chesh1re_cat3 жыл бұрын
10:51 I've already watched this montage 6 times. I can't stop laughing. Help.
@R3GARnator3 жыл бұрын
This movie has really good cinematography, such memorable scenes.
@matteckert1303 жыл бұрын
ah, the 90's, where virgin shaming a kid was considered funny I guess.
@FailureToBe3 жыл бұрын
Bruh what you mean it’s still funny lmao
@SabrinaRina3 жыл бұрын
I mean even I was looking at SJP in this when I was young. I think she was more iconic here than Sex in the City. I also wanted a Thackery cat and I really wanted to help that zombie minion. And that dance party with the parents... This movie! 💕
@MarvinMartinez2001 Жыл бұрын
We need the Hocus Pocus 2 commentary!!!
@yanzthemanz3923 жыл бұрын
I love this series so damn much. Just a couple friends watching a movie, and either laughing at the bullshit or talking about how great it is. It feels like how me and my friends watch movies.
@AM-vb7vp3 жыл бұрын
I made the SAME exact face when the boy spirit kissed the little girl.
@VacadoRay3 жыл бұрын
8:16 I need new pants. I'll be back
@nyanlathotep98633 жыл бұрын
This is some of your finest work, Marcus. It was absolutely worth the wait.
@josephstone48423 жыл бұрын
The two of you always have the BEST commentary! Please keep making these
@sab3redg3333 жыл бұрын
Cosmonaut: "I am going to have to bring out the dancing anime girls" Me: nice, it's like watching two genres at the same time!
@memicoot3 жыл бұрын
This was so fun to watch! I haven’t laughed in a while but you made me chuckle quite a bit :) Gotta rewatch Hocus Pocus now.
@kellhunt19893 жыл бұрын
Bruh we were poor and I had stairs and a loft in my bedroom, the 90's were awesome! That blonde witch also changed me at like 8 years old. Edit: Holy shit that was Sarah Jessica Parker?
@ironfist2168 Жыл бұрын
They’re making a sequel
@wingeddiamondsword76533 жыл бұрын
I like your videos a lot good job and happy Halloween.
@theholyzoidberg17723 жыл бұрын
These videos always make my seasonal depression reverse to me being slap happy
@fertik66413 жыл бұрын
My God! You guys ALWAYS leave me gasping for air.
@bigJ54893 жыл бұрын
Thank you. You reminded me how much i love this movie. And how much more i can "appreciate" it.
@jAc0b53 жыл бұрын
This brought me so much joy. Thank you both.
@jonmercano11383 жыл бұрын
Marcus thirsting for SJP witch alone nearly made this my favorite Pic Show. Nearly. It is my second favorite.
@jackkelly90483 жыл бұрын
in new england we do learn about salem and colonial times like it's folklore for real
@kguy22493 жыл бұрын
Marcus's cat being bonked lightly on the head and looking so confused was amazing. (I don't know the cat's name, and am sad about it.)
@Firefly07 Жыл бұрын
Maybe too late, but his name is Nicky! I don’t know if it’s spelled like that or Nikki or something but yeah.
@caitlynmarie26773 жыл бұрын
7:23 I have to say when I rewatched the original “Jumanji” I was similarly impressed with what they pulled off for a 90’s movie... definitely a few moments that could be done better today, but high marks for the work they were able to do for the time. PS: I have the original Jumanji board game they released alongside the movie, I feel really cool for that (and also like a sentimental pack rat...) I also still have a functional, 90’s edition of Mall Madness and the ‘Home Alone 2 Lost in New York” talking board game... yep, sentimental pack rat it is... I think they’re stored next to my Barbie dream house & RV camper ...
@ujew16233 жыл бұрын
Finally, u got 1080p videos man. This is truly special.
@thejadedeagle67293 жыл бұрын
Bett Midler doesn't get enough love for her performance in this movie. Honestly.
@lowlowseesee2 жыл бұрын
in this vid or in life ?
@stanislav_53123 жыл бұрын
That was amazing, I wish you would do these videos more frequently. Happy Halloween!
@Re.belle013 жыл бұрын
It’s absolutely adorable how he’s legit FANGIRLING over SJP and never says anything crazy perverted ONCE. 😂😂
@caffeinatedkatie46963 жыл бұрын
So happy to see more picture show. Even more happy that it's a spooky one!
@henryflores3602 Жыл бұрын
Now we need a part 2 👀
@pioreenpioreen36493 жыл бұрын
this is some TOP content right here I swear THANK YOU KEEP GOING
@Patricia-b3 жыл бұрын
God this is the content i needed, you two are hilarious