Tall Girl is a BAD PERSON

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[@liviousgameplay1755]

5'11": Short person 6'0" : Big person 6'1": Nidhogg, the ancient devourer of worlds.

[@liaminator4950]

6'2": the cosmos itself

[@farkbett699]

6'3: The Balrog of Morgoth

[@teaketchup1296]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@coltmartin152]

@@farkbett699 6'4: the universe itself and its Cosmic knowledge and its infinite grace

[@Coster135]

6'5: great old one cuthulu devourer of worlds and avatar of fear

[@Lee-ss8yj]

"I'm so much more than just a tall girl" *entire personality in the movie is that she is tall*

[@wabuukekcroc8842]

Lee Kasa t a l l

[@iamyoursaviour]

Also likes musicals, and only likes tall boys and wants to find love based off superficial looks.

[@XDarkEcho]

@@iamyoursaviour So, practically just being a..girl? Tall....Girl....*mindblown*

[@DasAntiNaziBroetchen]

@@XDarkEcho Bingo! Found the incel!

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

DasAntiNaziBroetchen is XDarkEcho an incel just because they’re right about how women have unrealistic standards for men just like shown in this video?

[@crossfadead]

"My family was deported today." Tall Girl: You don't know what struggling really is.

[@nancyanacassus6959]

Yeah cuz I'm ducking 6`1 AND A HALLLLLLLF

[@theunreadyone]

And was insulted once for it!

[@rashawnjordan1307]

😂😂😂

[@TheLexusKitsune]

Yea this is just First World Problems: The Movie

[@OfficialCyaned]

"My mother was raped to death, my father was gunned down by gangsters and my family was forced into the military." "I know how you feel bro, I feel like I'm one tall girl. It's horrible."

[@Zyphent]

I am actually deeply interested in the idea of the attractive foreign exchange guy being in witness protection and trying to be unpopular for his own safety, lmao. What a premise.

[@blaisetelfer8499]

Yeah but I can see why they went with this premise instead. Did you not hear her? MEN'S size 13 Nikes!

[@elipetrou9308]

I would actually watch that movie

[@akselevensen2763]

That's actually quite similar to the premise of "Welcome to demon school, Iruma!"

[@kevintravers3988]

No bullshit the witnesses protection program, being in a new school, that’s the premise of a real book called Zack’s Lie.

[@nikkygtv]

@@kevintravers3988 holy shit, I vaguely remembered this book from years ago but could never remember the name. thank you

[@SirLancelotTheBrave]

So... there are no guys at this school over 6’1”

[@magnuficent076]

No, obviously it's a school for midgets, her parents didn't pay attention to the papers

[@samt3412]

And these are juniors. My brother's that age and has a few inches on her.

[@SnatchBandegrip]

"What is this?! A high school for ants?!"

[@youngandyx]

I’m a freshman there’s a girl in my grade that’s 6’2 w/o shoes on

[@cadinhogames4376]

I’m 14 and am 6,3 and have health issues this bitch thinks she has struggles

[@alcerdemon9768]

Boy: I have cancer Tall Girl: Well, it’s not as hard as being *_T A L L_*

[@bookswithbenjamin8902]

🤣😂

[@diablotry5447]

Akshually, being taller means there is a higher risk of cancer as taller people have more cells

[@Love25648]

😂😂

[@evanrussell4211]

It’s just talking about struggles with being a tall girl. Obviously there’s going to worst stuff to deal with in life.

[@diablotry5447]

@@evanrussell4211 There aren't any struggles with being tall. This is all exaggerated

[@DiscocheeseGaming]

She's only 6'1" but they make her look like she's 7'4"

[@francisariwaodo318]

For real. If she went to my school, she wouldn't even crack the top 20 tallest in the year lmao.

[@meemdealer6559]

@Nick Gurr probably but very unlikely

[@andresiniguez3752]

Nick Gurr worst case scenario people comment about it a couple times but aside from that not really

[@jondoe7036]

@Nick Gurr When you get down to it, people get bullied for standing out. Doesn't really matter what it is for, it's always just as much bullshit.

[@doctorsnakeeater1997]

@Nick Gurr I was probably one of the taller kids back in my school, never got bullied for it. Then again, there were a lot of basketball and soccer fans at my school so anyone being tall was probably a blessing.

[@conormeehan.]

Tall, white, straight, attractive blonde girls are the most oppressed group

[@mastiffkaiju1204]

Don’t forget wealthy, with non-abusive parents and supportive friends.

[@conormeehan.]

@@mastiffkaiju1204 of course, I feel guilty for leaving them out

[@mastiffkaiju1204]

@@conormeehan. She's truly oppressed!! Who cares about starving children in Brazil or African American people getting shot for literally no reason. She has size 13 nikes!!!! ;00000

[@conormeehan.]

@@mastiffkaiju1204 I’m so fortunate that I don’t have size 13 nikes. And not only that, they’re men’s!!!

[@mastiffkaiju1204]

@@conormeehan. OH GOD THE HORROR!!!!! How dare anyone not think she has problems? NIKES!?! MEN?!?!!? 13!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

[@glipglop1412]

Boy: I have cancer Girl: I’m an orphan Tall Girl: *A M A T E U R S*

[@colony_ark06]

What was that punk

[@baldr6894]

*_A M A T E U R S_*

[@KiaRoane]

Glip Glop 😭😭😭😭

[@traviscollura2440]

If this movie taught me anything it’s that there is nothing that will make your more of an outcast than being tall and blonde.

[@jakemcconnell9439]

Is this a fucking Shen comix reference???!!!

[@hazardrider8317]

Some random kid in the hall: “So yeah I watched that new Godzilla movie and-“ Tall Girl: “WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?”

[@regularusername5516]

Sugay gay dude?

[@PengyDraws]

tall girl, randomly breaking out into song: I CAN SWALLOW A BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL AND I'LL FEEL LIKE GODZILLA BETTER HIT THE DECK LIKE THE CARD DEALER

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

I prefer impromptu gallows. Or long neck.

[@eyesack2007]

Some random kid: I heard Lebron James is gonna be in Space Jam 2 and- Tall Girl: The fuck you say to me you little shit!?!?

[@novabusboy7331]

I mean if call somebody Godzilla by his nickname I wouldn’t be messing with them not gonna lie

[@bw-xv2rz]

What's tall girl's personality? Director: *she's tall asf*

[@casper6405]

Tall girl's logic of men being scared of tall women now even makes Less sense because now people are simping over an tall vampire lady

[@bighand1530]

And that vampire lady is 9`6.

[@casper6405]

@@bighand1530 so even bigger then tall girl

[@bighand1530]

@@casper6405 Yeah, pretty much.

[@please_im_a_staaar]

Most people that simp over tall vampire lady are trans people and/or gay people though. Because these categories of people have good taste.

[@diegob798]

@@please_im_a_staaar what

[@colehaeska5872]

The writer of this movie is 4’11. Fun fact.

[@PaxIesus]

It's kind of like how writers of average intelligence try to write people that are smart, or "geniuses."

[@Swartgaming]

@@PaxIesus or how people portrait diseases in movies like its some superpower.

[@jignjorf9076]

Can't wait for Shaq to write the sequel to this movie, 'Short Boy'

[@rickypatrick3907]

No wonder she thinks 6'1 is tall.

[@darthalakai1462]

say sike right now 😑

[@dakotarain7745]

Her height wasn’t the problem, it was that tight Jojo Siwa ponytail

[@brixion5512]

HOHOHO! SO YOUR'E APPROACHING ME!

[@saelethil]

Wrong Jojo We don’t talk about that Jojo

[@jennytulls5438]

seriously. she was actually beautiful when she had her hair down. goofy movie

[@afatcatfromsweden]

Dakota Rain as a swede i have to disagree. It’s a great ponytail!

[@dark3rthanshadows]

annoys the fuck outta me when they wanna make the girl relatable and average they make her use wierd clothes , low make up and a wierd look. While the "hot " girl has better clothing and heavy make up. Liker her hot sister.

[@whiskeytengofoxtrot9670]

Person in wheelchair : hey tall girl Her : my life is worse then yours

[@override367]

Tall Girl: Nobody likes me Ill never find a boy Boy: I want you to step on me Tall Girl: I'm so ugly

[@CoLdBITeR]

Right, like how many girls complain about being ugly so they slap on makeup. Everyone has something that bothers them and causes them to feel insecure. Don't know why everyone acting like they are so better. Back in high school all I heard was girls complaining about superficial things, and guys talking about getting more muscle and jelling their hair.

[@mons3020]

@@CoLdBITeR Wow, that was kind of projecting a bit lol

[@JekyllOrHyde]

*than*

[@miljdza6794]

666

[@crablord7934]

Tall girl has a good (and weird) sister who cares for her, 2 boys who like her, and a fun best friend. She also looks ready to model for a magazine cover every single moment. The horror.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Brianne of Tarth did this story better

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

I think I heard she was on some appearance based reality show and the judges told her she was too tall or something so Netflix gave her her own show.

[@haku8135]

When you're in high school you'll have like a small circle of friends, a few classmates in some of your classes you consider yourself friends with, and if you're in a club your club mates. Popular people will have at least a few friends in each class. She's doing pretty well for herself, and if she just joined the girl's basketball team or even volleyball she'd be super popular, depending on how into sports the school is. She's also attractive, so if she wanted a boyfriend she'd have PLENTY to choose from. Especially since she's NOT REALLY TALL FOR A GUY!

[@robertallan8035]

​@@haku8135 yes. For the vast majority she ranges from femdom to slightly shorter. The short guys who now have a grade A femdom are lucky, and as for everyone else, only a goddamn lobotomite considers having a partner similar in height to be a dealbreaker.

[@Roughscrubbles]

"they don't make heels in size 13 men's" Dragqueens: 👀👀

[@maryrose8478]

Yeah I thought the same. You can't really get away with that line in this post drag race world.

[@AngelicaDiallo]

I was about to post the exact same thing until I saw your comment.

[@angela.luntian]

but they legit exist irl? might make a stroll down the mall for that

[@jozina1]

@@angela.luntian They do exist, but they might be hard to find in a mall. But, the internet is your friend. I think "the problem" in "Tall Girl" was that you can't just buy them at the mall and that they are more expensive than just a standard heel at a shoe store. But to say they don't make 'm at all, is BS.

[@elcowgirl759]

at the end the short dude buys her heels and says theyre from a drag shop

[@spinningninja2]

"I got called the n-word on the bus the other day" Absolutely sent me

[@socialkruption]

Yet the 6'7 "tall girl" who was in my highschool back in the 90's had all the jocks wanting her.

[@infuriatedsloth3335]

social kruption Every jock wants their baby to be a D1 athlete

[@_KURSE_]

infuriatedsloth lmaooo

[@friendlyneighborhoodyang315]

There child will be great a basketball

[@RikuVA]

social kruption 90s was all about fucking wonder woman my guy. Now it’s all about being with WW.

[@yahstino]

One of my gfs in high school was the center on the girl's basketball team. We're both 6'3'' it was glorious while it lasted.

[@britchin]

“That’s a low blow for such a tall girl” is going to be in my memory forever lol

[@britchin]

“Morally, you’re coming up short” Fock!

[@dragonlord1689]

“ people shouldn’t judge me just cause I’m tall!” “Hey do you want to go out?” “Ewww no your short.”

[@justsomeguy1014]

dragonlord1689 hypocrisy *100*

[@TheRadiantSoap]

He's only short because he's in the middle of drowning in, goth, drama, weeb, scene and honor student pussy

[@katk9480]

will really tho he would be so popular

[@karma-4730]

Last one I looked at auk yep checks out

[@Commanderfox945]

I like the short guys other girlfriend better. They actually seemed really cute together. Jodi was just a bitch to him.

[@finch6078]

Oh no. A tall, rich, white girl who lives in a 2-story house with a slightly larger shoe size. Clearly the Rosa Parks of our generation.

[@TheNinja94a]

Just the stable living conditions give her privilege over the average kid. I mean, shit, I moved houses eleven times in my childhood. At three, then four, then four, then five, then eight, then nine, then ten, then eleven, then twelve, then almost thirteen, then fifteen. And I'm gonna move again in six months, making twelve. Funny thing, while typing, I kept remembering more and more houses. The original number was eight.

[@mariobros2169]

I understand people can have struggles in any type of situation depending of their status... but yeah this comment is clear how i feel

[@monky6520]

truly a peril to be a part of 1 percent of women who have the privilege of being taller then 6 feet. i guess shes now part of two separate 1 percent's.

[@justsomeindianwholikesanim8564]

Is this an Alex meyers reference?

[@finch6078]

@@justsomeindianwholikesanim8564 you bet your Dynamight it is

[@haileyrobinson2339]

the problem isn't that she's tall, it's that she thought she could wear a suit like that and NOT be bullied.

[@zuken910]

Ikr, why would anyone wear that? smh

[@cjmarsh9610]

truth

[@bev.westfall5294]

Yes

[@tktk2268]

She looks like a janitor

[@clarkecutwright9532]

she looked like a founding father T-T

[@meganvincent5381]

Honestly I'd watch the shit out of a movie about the tall girl's sister. She's fucking insane I love her

[@potatoman9415]

Now a lot of people hate her bcs of driver's license, ngl I love her too

[@meganvincent5381]

@@potatoman9415???

[@potatoman9415]

@@meganvincent5381 There are rumors that says she is the blonde girl that Olivia Rodrigo mentioned in the song. Although they did not confirm this, the damage was already done, people accuse her of stealing the guy.

[@potatoman9415]

But honestly we don't know the story. I just felt bad that fans almost ruined Sabrina's career. And even if she's "the blonde girl" she did not steal anyone. I can't side without knowing the whole story. It's up to you to believe

[@ma.2089]

@@potatoman9415 r we talking real life actor sister? Or the character in the movie? There’s no way she stole anything if the only evidence they got is some song, a literal interpretative art. Really dumb.

[@TheBaronVSP]

Finally, we get a movie about one of the most oppressed kinds of people: tall, pretty, blonde girls.

[@CertainOverlord]

yes.................... the tpbg

[@blub9214]

But when will THE most oppressed group finally get a movie? I’m talking gamers! GAMERS RISE UP

[@tikimili2859]

EdibleRock I think your movie was ready player one...😂

[@haru5257]

dont forget the w h i t e part

[@carlostoledano4716]

I think you meant gamers

[@SL-ul3yr]

The actress is literally a model and we're supposed to pity her for her looks

[@fellowgamer9979]

She's a model?

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

Tales From the Pipes She’s a dancer...

[@zrr2267]

She was bullied on dance moms but so was every child on that show

[@Ayaforshort]

@@zrr2267 but so was every child... you talk about traumatizing children like it nbd. Look up attachment theory in psychology. The fact that their parents repeatedly brought them back to that woman to be subjected to all of that is so sad. How is a child supposed to trust their parent when they care more about vicarious fame then their kids emotional development. And I'm not saying anything bad against you. I'm just pointing out how fucked up it all was.

[@andrewb6194]

Ayenate' Lawson it’s fake, all of it!

[@Adreezy_]

Tall girl: “I wear size 13 Nikes, Beat that.” Girl with cancer: ...

[@cerealbird6384]

Enter stage left the severely autistic

[@julianmartinez4719]

My entire family had and has more fucked up problems than her. I mean, I'm into tall girls,bit this bitch has an unbearable personality.

[@user-gg2eh8ni9b]

Literally everyone on this earth has a bigger problem

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

Arthur Fleck: ...

[@jackmclean9529]

@@DrGregoryHouseIT Or MAAAAYBE it was all Arthur's delUUUUUSIONS

[@lillianj2048]

Seriously though, imagine being a black female teenager in a large american city and having to constantly listen to your pretty, white, rich, blonde best friend complain about how hard her life is because she's taller than average

[@frankabagnale6436]

Well she is her best friend

[@lillianj2048]

@@frankabagnale6436 that's true, my problem is with the concept and writing I think

[@redroqqs9764]

not only that, a black female teenager in a large american city *in the deep south*

[@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong]

@@redroqqs9764 well is IS New Orleans, so probably not as racist

[@TheKnoxvicious]

Because every black female is very oppressed. Not a really good thing to assume or put on them

[@lukehruby634]

If she’s 6’1’’ then everyone in the movie has dwarfism

[@doofers5003]

bruh, I'm 17 and 6'0" And I'm average Height at my school WTF

[@grimelemental301]

@@doofers5003 And I'm 15 and I'm around 5'9

[@eZaFVulcan]

@@grimelemental301 same actually

[@Mariwittheblicky]

there are 14 year olds at my school who are 6'4

[@theRagingGlory]

i’m 5’6 and one of the tallest guys at my school lol

[@surfingbird3437]

She can never lose a battle, she always has the high ground...

[@LegioXXI]

*except Obi-Wan

[@TopTierTrashman]

*You underestimate my powahr.*

[@kapiushonarcher913]

Ah a man of class

[@connorandjelic6386]

Just A Dude With Some Games don’t try it

[@kapiushonarcher913]

Connor Andjelic “you underestimate my pooooowweerrrrrr”

[@gardnerdavis9930]

Ok but if she’s only 6’ 1” tall, does that mean that everybody else at the school is like 5’ 4” or shorter? Having that many short people is a more interesting premise than a tall girl.

[@gorkemaykut5230]

There was a girl head taller than me (I'm 6foot3/1.90m) and nobody gave a fuck, the fuck is she on about with 6foot1

[@henrymarks1632]

Yeah they got loads of small actors to be in the movie to make her look taller

[@popisolation]

Legit every school I been to has at least most 1/3 of people above 5'9. Seems like they should have made the movie about how everyone is short lol

[@BigTylt]

Yes, they hired a bunch of shorter people because if they didn't, the premise of the movie would collapse in on itself.

[@tyuk5107]

fr there are more tall ppl at my school than short in fact most ppl are like either 5,2 or 6 foot

[@matef1260]

Tall girl 2 got announced...... At least the good thing coming out of this is that there’ll be a part 2 of this video

[@2kmichaeljordan438]

Tall girl 2: Plant of the giants

[@sentientmustache8360]

Tall girl 2: Queen of the monsters

[@WhiteScorpio2]

Is it called Taller Girl?

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@WhiteScorpio2 Her new rival at school is a Swedish transfer student that's 7 feet tall

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@sentientmustache8360 She's gotta fight other tall people?

[@rainycityranger787]

“Oh ho so you’re approaching me?” “I can’t step on your little nards unless I get closer.”

[@ether2275]

The obligatory JoJo references.

[@abelmore1766]

Best comment ever

[@KOCChristian]

Stand: Big Steps Stand User: Tall Girl

[@PedroOliveira-fc2rs]

A man of culture, I see

[@FloofyCloud115]

Rainycityranger oh, well come as close as you want....

[@MattMarra94]

"You got prank called, I got called the n-word on the bus the other day" had me cackling in Starbucks

[@MattMarra94]

@@wenbluepirate3954 cute

[@GummyDinosaursify]

#richpeopleproblems

[@MaTaTa_999]

That line had me howling 🤣

[@ashb7]

@@wenbluepirate3954 Joke's on you, their mum's 6'1"

[@wenbluepirate3954]

@@MattMarra94 it doesn't have to be the "mum"s bed... Could be the son's bed. ;)

[@Kingj411]

I love how their Swedish voice is just Tommy Wiseau’s voice

[@Rebel_Friend]

oh hi tall girl

[@RobGradyVO]

mARk is reaLLy LiKing thE MUsicAl

[@Khorne_of_the_Hill]

Oh hi mark

[@kylemajerczyk8160]

I thought that too 😂

[@marcelomatiello77]

SHIT! I came here to say that same thing! It is uncanny how similar it is.

[@LordoftheRink726]

The tall girl: You don't know what its like to have everyone judge you just because of how you look! The black friend: You're right, I don't. The producer: Looks good, let's make it.

[@UnrealGemini]

What do you mean racism? I only know Heightism

[@diegoandrade467]

Kid: I lost both my parents to a homicide Tall girl: Yeah but my feet are size 13

[@Herobrinexx103]

Ah yes, famous Netflix film Y’all girl

[@pearcefarrell6969]

MENS

[@thedoctor8527]

Who gives a fuck!

[@Robin-of2jt]

MENS size 13

[@willow1601]

Size 13 is pretty bad to shop for a girl, but she should be able to order it like I have to order pants that are long with a thin enough fit that I don't look like I'm drowning in pants.

[@zwergz1122]

Average person: "Can you get that for me off the top shelf?" Tall Girl: *"NO"* *Sad feelings intensifies*

[@BK-ku1zt]

*sassy clicking from above as a tall girl fight song begins to play and crowds shout "yaaaas queen"*

[@samwallaceart288]

It’s like a personal attack or something.

[@defencebangladesh4068]

@@BK-ku1zt hahaha

[@IrvingIV]

As a kinda tall guy, I like getting stuff for shorter people who can't reach, it makes me feel. . . happy? Anyway, any tall person who hasn't tried that sort of thing is missing out.

[@Aplesedjr]

Irving IV I have to consistently be the one to take group selfies because I usually have the longest arms, and it’s always a great feeling.

[@jimmycryptids]

The writer of Tall Girl is 4’11, and everything clicks right into place.

[@SamiJo2402]

BoyOfSteel101 haven’t googled it myself wither but another video showed it I think sooo Ima like this comment

[@modernlover0rosalyn]

Holyshit. Thats why its sooooooo tone deaf. WOW.

[@ElkkuH]

Every other boy in the school is like 5.8-5.10 if the girl is only 6.1

[@evileyegaming405]

@@ElkkuH bruh I'm 6 4 and most dudes at my school are like 6 ft to 6 6

[@ElkkuH]

@@evileyegaming405 Yea im like 6 ft and im a 14 year old boy... the movie makes it seem like shes 7 feet

[@couragecoachsam]

“I have to tell you. It’s bad news. I am witness protection. Too many people know me. Save me Dunkle. I have to be as unpopular as you are. Teach me your ways.” -Pewdiepie

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

Tall Girl: You took everything from me. Any Short Person: I don’t even know who you are.

[@Fantastic_Films06]

I understood that reference.

[@DemonicRemption]

@@Fantastic_Films06 So did I and I'm laughing at it harder than I think I should. xD LOL.

[@teodorghinea425]

Nice one

[@analisapena3086]

Everyone: I don’t care.

[@stimulanttree]

Tall Girl: You took everything from me. Everyone at the dance she interrupted with her speech: I don't even know who you are.

[@dandoesrandom]

“I’m tall” Me in the back: NOBODY CARES

[@AbMaSync]

"I'm 6..." "Nope"

[@hamzakamran7665]

Cue that vine of Earl Sweatshirt, "Don't care, don't care, still don't care."

[@drebin6895]

Ironic

[@ShadowRubberDuck]

“Your movie is bad, and you should feel bad!”

[@hj2479]

Me: My entire family is 6 foot tall and I'm 5 foot 7", wish I was 6 foot tall.

[@nono-lz9qr]

They’re treating her being tall like she came out bi in the 1930’s

[@jackiemontrose1279]

no no you mean gay?

[@He-who-wakes]

@@jackiemontrose1279 it would get the same response tho.

[@rahinaakua1601]

they therat her like literally being anything else that white and straight in the 30s

[@He-who-wakes]

@Dan Backslide facts😥

[@seg162]

@@rahinaakua1601 Y--you mean the 30s or the _30s?_

[@Alfred_Benson]

This movie: "Guys don't find tall women attractive" Lady Dimitrescu: "Oh yeah?"

[@dcen465]

I had a breakdown when I realised where I recognised the dad from, He’s the dad from diary of the wimpy kid

[@anaccount4354]

Wow I just noticed that.

[@hmph3262]

@Erich Alexandre (Alex) Kuss Magaña(Student) yes

[@liaminator4950]

Holy fuck

[@Andrew-PlsKys]

That's the first thing I noticed

[@informationnotfound]

He's also the detective from the show Homecoming, which coincidentally enough, was written and directed by Sam Esmail, the creator/writer of Mr Robot......that was mentioned in this video.

[@maskedthecreator1508]

The commentary was better than the actual movie

[@JayInDecent]

That's the case for 98% of films.

[@farrahjohnson6683]

Yup

[@jamrockingston]

100% agree

[@whatsitcalled8937]

200 percent agree I was dying of laughter at their commentary

[@stijnkulche5932]

actual*

[@sassyalbatross2933]

As a female who was 6’1” in freshman year this movie is total bs.

[@umarsajid5075]

@spoon To quote someone "Unless yu caan bild za Hkhydrogen Bamb"

[@illouienati]

but did you have size 13 nikes? size 13 MEN'S nikes???

[@analisapena3086]

But Do you have a personality?

[@yasmineh.1333]

@@analisapena3086 can't be that hard to have more personality than Tall Girl the First.

[@clematis726]

Just play volleyball

[@Ryanmiller70]

"My big feet + your tiny nards = pain" On today's episode of "The Screenwriter's Poorly Hidden Fetish"

[@HippityhoppityGnW]

Taking notes from rick and morty

[@theannouncer5538]

“It was just a prank.I got called the n-word on the bus yesterday”😂😂

[@matthmataz9897]

You think you have it bad? I'm a high school junior wearing size 13 Nikes. Men's size 13 Nikes. Beat that.

[@rayejp9997]

3

[@aburnoutfailurewithsomemem3085]

Matthmataz my bullies bully me to the point of where I consider suicide

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

@@aburnoutfailurewithsomemem3085 Have you considered poisoning them?

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

@Boi expensive and bothersome

[@stratostong2394]

" 'Oh I want a boyfriend.' From the beginning, she has a boy who's like 'I think you're beautiful and I don't care you're tall.' And she's like 'Well, I don;t f*ing care because you're too short!' " This perfectly sums up the whole thing...

[@anoushay3602]

Stratos Tong while being too short is a bullshit reason to reject someone she doesn’t haaaaave to like him back lol like she doesn’t owe him that

[@LetsBoogy512]

This is true, but I think the bigger point they are making is that she hates that people don’t find her attractive for her height and whines about it, but she does the same thing to another person. Its a major double standard.

[@stratostong2394]

Anoushay Okhai I guess what I'm trying to say is that on one hand she's acting so depressed and upset about people making fun of her height, not having a boyfriend, etc. but then in the other hand she's got someone who supports her and genuinely likes her, in a normal mindset you would think she would at least appreciate him, treat him like a bff. However, from what I've seen in this series, she doesn't give two craps about the boy like he's not even there. It's frustrating for someone to be constantly making fun of, no doubt. But in this case it's really unfair and bit more frustrating for the boy imp.

[@stratostong2394]

Chieflife because her height she does have a bit of disadvantage than other girls, but nobody will be liked by everyone. I think that's a lesson she's yet to learn. Instead of sympathizing with her, I reckon the story that has been told makes her more like a typical case who's got a wrong and unhealthy mentality and expectation from the world around her... *cough as most feminists do these days *cough

[@cheesysups6888]

I thought the same thing. Like u r basically rejecting him bcz of his height and here u r complaining about how others are towards your height

[@andrewgordon7435]

Hates being judged for height, judges the guy who has a crush on her for his height

[@gekkouken]

sounds like the average woman

[@ishangoyal2385]

@Annalisa Zucchi it kinda does

[@billy-the-butcher]

@Annalisa Zucchi speaking from experience: it does

[@UnisRapper]

@@gekkouken that is why anime girls are better

[@dazzlingburritoes5693]

@@UnisRapper That's a turn I wasn't expecting

[@zrc1514]

As a girl who is 4’11, I wish I could be 6’1. The problems and apparent bullying she faces are non-existent. Every once in a while someone would say “How’s the weather up there?” and that’s the only joke they have. Everyone seems to just instantly like her once she put her hair down and stopped borrowing the janitor’s uniform.

[@Griffith-Did-Nothing-Wrong]

what high school is this where they literally had to import a Swede in order to have someone taller than 6'1?

[@zoniannitrate2905]

@Super JLK what? im 6'4 and i wasnt the tallest in my school. there were atleast 10 boys taller than 6'1

[@MALW-ic2rh]

ZonianNitrate 6’1 is not tall at all

[@sptflcrw8583]

@@zoniannitrate2905 what he's saying is it's tall, but it's not THAT tall. The movie acts like she's 7 or 8 feet tall for crying out loud

[@zoniannitrate2905]

@@sptflcrw8583 yeh but we arent talking about the movie rn, im saying 6'1 is tall. hes saying its not.

[@sleepyghostgirl]

I like how she literally complains about wearing one of the most popular, expensive brands of shoes out there within the first few minutes of the movie

[@linringeling5830]

“you got prank called. i got called the n-word on the bus the other day” SENT ME

[@StrangeCorvus]

same lmao

[@catspaghetti4515]

I swear shes soooo dramatic i- I cant stop making fun of her

[@Timothy_-ve2zp]

that killed me hahahahaha

[@BellaHRayne]

Talk about first world white people problems...

[@jvnxiie2441]

💀

[@reeeyo1755]

Tall Girl should have just been a movie with a really good twist; it starts as the story of a really tall girl and then switches midway and just focuses on the unlikely friendship between a Swede and a midget

[@AgilityDZN]

"He knows chemistry because he's the son of Adolf Hitler." *hol up*

[@bobbyshewan4229]

Lmaooooooo

[@AgilityDZN]

@Juan Cortez Muro I'm sorry to say bro, but it wasn't funny at all man 😔

[@AgilityDZN]

@Penny Human Just an unfunny, Instagram comedy compilation. It starts beyond the 10-second mark to rake in views, don't click on it.

[@yepthatisme4369]

Juan Cortez Muro that was cringe worthy

[@superdark5557]

@Juan Cortez Muro Omg that was so funy ROFL🤣

[@samuikiku-811]

The short guy and the Swedish guy have more chemistry tbh

[@poofan5086]

Half expected for them to get together

[@TwelvetreeZ]

I'd ship it - bi bros 4 lyf 👏👏👏

[@samuikiku-811]

zw0lfb4um i guarantee fanfiction of them already exists

[@analyticaltomato]

Samuikiku - well, I didn’t plan to care about this movie in any way, but now I want to write ironic fanfiction about those two dudes having a (b)romance

[@plutossky7534]

Samuikiku - I ship them

[@tpfrecoil2837]

Tbh, a movie about a guy in witness protection that has to learn to be unpopular would be kinda cool.

[@creativeguy1martinez693]

Now that's thinking outside the box

[@gabrielpereiraesteves9769]

I thought the same thing.

[@johnsnow1749]

Not witness protection, but essentially 21 Jump Street.

[@thecalmclone2813]

It would be a good comedy

[@Alex-mm3wo]

I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO TYPE THAT. It could be hilarious too.

[@faultofdaedalus2666]

i love that during the chemistry scene everyone involved is straight up wrong. his chemical formula is wrong (there are 11 carbons), the STRUCTURE the teacher drew is wrong (there are carbons that do not follow the octet rule) and it's also not even methanol. what. what is happening.

[@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl]

It’s almost like it’s not a good movie

[@halleycapra]

“he knows chemistry because hes the son of adolf hitler”

[@yeetismcfetus5883]

I won't ruin ur 69 likes so count this

[@a_fine_edition2746]

“Ah yes, I can build ze hydrogen bomb.”

[@_ok1735]

420 likes

[@halleycapra]

oh hey nice

[@theguy3851]

Thought he was an art major?

[@adrianstipanec7846]

"He knows chemistry because he is the son of Adolf Hitler"

[@debaditya66]

Continues to draw a big-ass swastika on the black board.jk

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

When you realize the writer/director is 4’11’’ everything makes so much more sense

[@rudysantayana4252]

Michael Mello I don’t if that’s true “proceeds to like anyway”

[@justanotherhappyhumanist8832]

Haha, seriously? That's hilarious. And you're right....everything makes a lot more sense now.

[@fz7788]

tall people bad short good

[@100dylansgood]

Michael Mello so is he whole cast.... everyone is 5,10” and shorter to make her look taller

[@stormcloudsabound]

apparently the actress who plays the nominal tall girl got bullied in school for being tall and she wants to combat that for other Tall Girls, but who knows how much input she had in the production

[@MultiSkiptracer]

This Cosmonaut Picture Show inspired me to watch the actual movie for kicks. I was surprised how much of a bad person Dunkleman is in the movie as well, would have been better if he ended up with no one. Or maybe the point is that he and tall girl are both bad people, thus perfect for each other. idk.

[@Wiiware2568]

Can you explain? I’m curious but I don’t want to watch the movie

[@roydavidjr1717]

"What's his name" "Dunkleman" "Every body will go nuts about Grindlewald"

[@funnysonicman]

Izuku Midoriya “Short Boy,” “Panic at The Disco”😂

[@Lord_Of_Night]

Shazam kid

[@seppoleonvervloet132]

That's what helps making this one of the best video's on the site. I laugh my ass of everytime

[@adeleaslan8182]

Great profile pic

[@roydavidjr1717]

@@adeleaslan8182 thanks

[@giallanza1293]

“IM BLACK”, “I got called the n word on the bus the other day” killed me LMAO

[@zimuas]

GIALLANZA I almost didn’t survive cod lobbies

[@johnmarston853]

I literaly die

[@GarlicAvenger]

To be fair, that killed a LOT of people back in the day also...

[@shinbakihanma2749]

It's funny because it's TRUE😂🤣😆

[@Ezio999Auditore]

13% - 50%

[@ThiccGungan]

She's not even that tall, and everyone in the film acts like she's 7'6 😂

[@kennedyjojackson1202]

She's 5'10 in real life and that makes me laugh even harder

[@sheesh8831]

@@kennedyjojackson1202 wait so she's not actually taller than taylor swift lol

[@DarkShadic9632]

“YOU’RE 6’1! YOU’RE GONNA DIE NEXT YEAR, TALL GIRL!”

[@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971]

I'm 6'1 and I don't even feel tall.

[@photon2724]

most of us guys were already 6'' at 16. 6"1' are rookie numbers.

[@SpiceWeazel]

Bruh, my female cousin was 6'4 in high school, and all she got for it was immense popularity and a full-ride volleyball scholarship to an ivy-league school.

[@kendrajade6688]

I'm very sorry for her.

[@Artemis-v8i]

@@kendrajade6688what?

[@DanielCruz-ly9xt]

- throws knives - wears fancy clothes - poses on stairs - blonde - kinda crazy Tall Girl's sister = DIO

[@GhostiBliss]

KONO DIO DA

[@moredetonation3755]

Is only seen briefly out of doors in the sun

[@matteussilvestre8583]

Nani?

[@francescolombardi3438]

ZA WARUDO!

[@colonelstarsandstripes5379]

Yare yare daze

[@henry20005]

Fun fact: the original name of money heist in spanish is "the house of paper" Which is a hundred times better than money heist

[@arcr1790]

I can confirm that in Spanish also happens with name translations. "Home Alone" is "My poor little angel" in Latin Spanish, for example. This is just a revenge for that

[@vlr4631]

And in german its house of money, which is somewhere in between xD

[@KitKat-sv9qp]

Wait, it's not House of Paper in Eng? Well that's fucking lame

[@Harmonica821]

La casa de pastel

[@Karaetify]

In polish the tittle is directly translate and also means papper house, I had no idea this series has such stupid name in english translation 😂

[@ReuelCardoso]

"I need to be as unpopular as you are. Teach me your ways." Made me lose it

[@bpeel20]

Reuel Cardoso “I’m witness protection” 😂

[@matthewkemmer]

Can't get enough of how much Dan cracks Marcus up

[@im_an_oyster]

What kills me is when Stig comes into the class and writes the name of the molecule on the board and it's presented as this wow he's so smart moment but like he just counted the number of carbons like congrats you know the most basic chemistry

[@ohc1492]

You meant to say basic MATH.. because he obviously doesn't have any chemistry...

[@MahouShoujo-Studios]

@@ohc1492 *slips smoothie wanting an actual reason to care about the characters.

[@Dr.Giangy]

it's even more infuriating when you realise the number of bonds is not even correct, there is a carbon that is supposed to connect the cyclohexane ring to an isopropyl group and it has two bond and nothing else. So no, not even the basic stuff is correct.

[@thenarrator4800]

It bothers me that I don't even know if your right despite passing high school chem last year

[@Dr.Giangy]

@Adolf Schinkler i think the girls in your class need to seriously reconsider their math skills

[@analisapena3086]

Her personality is being tall and victimizing herself. Like honey stop. Stop wearing janitor jumpsuits to school.

[@mikeswartz5629]

And stripes

[@beserker9890]

Looking like they came straight out of gulag

[@edwardharris9974]

I mean she can still wear the Jumpsuit, just spruce them up, Get a good color that compliment her skin tone and body.

[@TheVirtualObserver]

Edward Harris I went to prom with a friend who dressed in a jumpsuit and a kimono. It can be done. :3

[@KyrieFortune]

This TAWL GURL really out there thinking she has it bad while her sister has to assume medication to avoid her immune system freaking out and possibly killing her

[@idoganor100]

But *13 SIZE MEN SHOWS!!!!*

[@rat-dog7357]

@@idoganor100 *beat that*

[@notebook1148]

Nobody cares

[@shinwonderboy]

i come back to this at least once every few months. it does NOT get old

[@CraftyVegetarian13]

“Morally, you’re coming up short.” Freakin dying

[@godsrighteous_man]

Tall girl's sister is a literal walking JoJo's reference

[@vovabars1234]

checkumatu da

[@amphibiouskilo7149]

And how she throws knives 👀

[@admin.slayerenryu]

She's Dio's daugther and Giorno's sister

[@TheShanicpower]

Top TVGames Stuff The secret fifth Dio child

[@catmerchant8699]

Za worudo

[@umok6795]

the writers really pulled a “and they were roommates” on dunkleman and stig but didn’t make them end up together smh

[@isadora6092]

right?? disappointing

[@k.-flynn]

@sumire-chan! actually my uncle works at Netflix and he told me he was gonna make short boy Gay™

[@Vivigreeny25]

My disapoitment is immesurable

[@yeeb2945]

It is disappointing, but then again theses are the people who think tall, beautiful, well off, straight, white girls are the most oppressed minority in the world

[@thegreatskinkpriest8104]

Should have at the very least been a bromance movie about them.

[@MJ-kx5fo]

This has been my safe video, a video I religiously watch from time to time. I’ve watched this more than the original movie😂

[@kantstopkev5963]

I’ve never seen the original movie, just this video💀

[@yormpbirdhouse4407]

This movie just isn’t how high school works.

[@reidleahy1841]

clearly, the people who made this movie didnt even go to school

[@Elyo7274]

@@reidleahy1841 you probably meant HIGH school

[@stonalisa3729]

Netflix directors don’t understand high school

[@toracabey93]

I always wonder if any of these people who do these high school movies ever went to one.

[@tyleredwards1689]

Plot twist: During the dance, she trips and falls, revealing: *STILTS*

[@grimreefer9324]

Tall girl walkin’ into the prom lookin’ like a JoJo character

[@plutossky7534]

*Sono chi no Sadame plays in background*

[@nicoz3216]

@@plutossky7534 "so you're approaching me?"

[@eclipse3817]

How dare you subject that beautiful show to this horrible mess of a "film"

[@Kevin-bi2he]

@@nicoz3216 Tall girl: I can't talk shit about you without getting closer.

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

Revenant Studios ho ho then come as close as you’d like

[@LordMangudai]

20:39 the line "Is this all I am... a TALL GIRL?" lives rent free in my head

[@muertolamento]

Tall Girl's sister is literally Dio, she throws knives, does JoJo poses, and was even at the top of the stairs like when Dio met Polnareff.

[@defencebangladesh4068]

Isn't she from "Girls Meet World".

[@thelegendaryhusquin9906]

@@defencebangladesh4068 Girl meets Za Warudo!

[@haru5257]

Sounds like the best sister

[@haru5257]

@@thelegendaryhusquin9906 女の子が世界に会う

[@froward8219]

So does that make Tall Girl Jonathan Joestar?

[@raven800plays]

"I'm so much more than just a tall girl" You're right, you're an insufferable self-centered person who is also a horrible friend and a hypocrite.

[@davea3641]

Exactly my point egotistical bastard same with the short guy too I mean he had a fucking girlfriend who was way better looking than "Tall Girl"

[@theimplications635]

Why does everyone care so much?

[@wjbushjr]

Pretty much this movie eclipses white privilege on a big level

[@thefirsttime7759]

@@wjbushjr shut up rasict

[@wjbushjr]

TheFirstTime mentioning privileged people is not racist lmao especially if they are white

[@samwindle7233]

"You don't like me because I'm black?" Sequel to Tall Girl.... Black Boy!!!

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Sam Windle * Movie ends * * Sudden shot to black with a THUMP sound * * And then... * YEAAAAAH, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!! * Credits start *...

[@pertaterhead19]

Dunkelmann does literally translate to dark man, so the set up is there.

[@yepthatisme4369]

Juan Cortez Muro I hate you

[@eghoseisiramen1892]

@@pertaterhead19 actually?

[@PeakyBlinder36]

“I have to tell u it’s bad news I am witness protection”😂😂😂😂

[@AlterBridgeJericho]

Tall Girl has a good family (minus her weird dad), two boys that like her and friends. I'm not sure what the great tragedy is here

[@kenan5896]

Are you not even paying any attention?! Her shoe size is huge (size 13 MEN'S).

[@DarthUchiha91]

Shit, we got the same shoe size and she almost half a foot taller taller than me. I feel like I got robbed. 😔

[@That-OneStrangeGuy]

She’s tall 😞

[@jvnxiie2441]

_TALL GORL_

[@stever415]

A movie that teaches us to be considerate of other people’s insecurities and look beyond the superficial, has a protagonist incapable of being considerate and embraces the superficial.

[@dylanporpoise2566]

"This movie does for tall people what Jaws did for the ocean." -Me 2019

[@somerandomcommenter7949]

Dielawn Porpoise lol

[@somerandomcommenter7949]

And I’m also your first subscriber

[@SurrealKeenan]

This movie does for tall girls what black panther did for african kings of surprisingly wealthy 3rd world nations

[@dekam7279]

Kill a bunch a people .

[@sillyevee8248]

I subbed

[@domeniccmey9867]

Tall Girl: "boy, I really do wish people would appreciate me for who I am and love me despite my height" Short Boy: "hey I love and appreciate you despite your height" Tall Girl: "eww not you"

[@elsie8757]

No see she specifically wanted to be loved by someone taller than her. I am not joking, they pretty much say that in the movie right before the Swedish guy shows up. And at the end of the movie, that's supposedly her realizing that she doesn't need her dream guy to match her in height. I am dead serious.

[@domeniccmey9867]

@@elsie8757 fair, but she still treats this guy like shit constantly, while constantly complaining about her height. It wouldn't be nearly as much of an issue if she payed attention.

[@kowikowi7060]

Appreciation and sexually motivated love are not the same thing. 4/10incel would recommend your comment

[@domeniccmey9867]

@@kowikowi7060 and how do you distinguish between them in what this guy is showing? Idk if you're tryna call me an incel but if you are it's unnecessary

[@RightWingRadioShow]

you and others are mad because this movie isn't idealistic virtue signaling. it's not about having sympathy for the tall girl. its about a group of teenagers navigating their love life and making shallow mistakes.

[@cyberjackal774]

I had a 6 foot 1 female friend in highschool. The impression she gave was "huh. You're pretty tall." Not "OH MY GOD WHAT A FREAK." Which I'm pretty sure is the normal human reaction for most people.

[@ledge-magee]

"A little monet..." "There is no monet in there." You won me over with that. Art nerd high five.

[@Jewnboy]

Are we sure she didn't say Manet? Keep in mind I know nothing about their specific styles

[@ledge-magee]

@@Jewnboy I don't pretend to have the best hearing, but as far as I can see Monet and Manet, confusingly, has similar styles of painting. But props to you for getting me to look up a new artist today! :)

[@saintroddy]

@Jewnboy No Manet in that thing either. I don't see loose, airy brushstrokes portraying naked women who appear to be on lysergic acid.

[@gabrielmutombo7078]

Tall girl: *is 6'1* Also tall Girl: I'm a giant Me Who's 6'4: pathetic Edit: holy shit how did I get so many likes

[@Dalmoon98]

im 6'3.5 and was thinking the same.. shits so dumb LOL

[@blueturret5596]

I was 6’2” in high school and I wasn’t picked on for my height ONCE. It was actually some of the tall kids at my school who picked on the shorter kids. This movie is so out of tune with reality that it’s actually maddening.

[@Dalmoon98]

@@blueturret5596 exactly lol in school tall people were just intimidating

[@MrMarker8050]

Me, a 5'6 guy: You're all giants

[@KerWallis]

Eyyyyyy, taller than 6' 1" gang, up top! (I'm like, 6' 1.75", I barely qualify.)

[@luigiboyinblu]

It’s sad how Money Heist was named like that, the original title is “La Casa de Papel” or “The Paper House”, which is way smarter than “Money Heist”

[@defencebangladesh4068]

That was amazing 😍

[@Christian-ml8lg]

BANK

[@tendressenk.9716]

Luis Espinoza right literally ruined the whole thing

[@Vulnresati]

"Hey Tall Girl, cool binder" "Hey Tall Girl! Wanna hang out later?" *They all hated me*

[@Meggsie]

I kind of wish this movie was about tall girl's big sister and her dad.

[@wonderlust1308]

And the Swedish guy being in the witness protection program

[@cyborgcuttlefish6326]

That sounds amazing, actually. Do you mean a movie about them having to put up with her BS? Cuz that’s what I’m imagining

[@Meggsie]

@@cyborgcuttlefish6326 this could be a sitcom honestly. 😂 And yes, Swedish guy needs to be in the witness protection program.👏👏

[@Cherry.pie1]

WonderLust I would pay to see that 😂

[@jondoe7036]

@@wonderlust1308 Man I'd watch the shit out of movie, where Stick the Swede was in the WP and the big sister Dio was hired to kill him.

[@cidevant002]

It would have been interesting if they explored the psychology of the main character as a girl that was brainwashed by a perfectionist father that her height makes her monstruous and undesirable, so the movie would be actually about her accepting that the problem is not her height but having a toxic father that refuse to accept her. You would have people being attracted to her and maybe even flirting, but she never catches it or understands it because initially cannot believe anyone finds her attractive because of how she was brought up. That could have been something. Instead we got a cryfest that says nothing, means nothing and does nothing for anyone.

[@stormcloudsabound]

Candy Von Bitter or perfectionist mom. a lot of moms pass on their insecurities to their daughters.

[@excitedcat9517]

That would make a great thriller!

[@mateuszmierzejewski1355]

Oooooor they could have made her actually really tall instead of kinda tall?

[@unoreversecard8129]

Why is this comment and comment section better than 90% of Netflix movies-

[@mateuszmierzejewski1355]

@@unoreversecard8129 this comment isnt that good if you are talking about the main commenter all he did was propose a generic drama trope that has been done thousands of times. but yes the comment section is quite better at coming up with better ideas than netflix.

[@goob8945]

“morally you’re coming up short” YOWCH

[@robysword12]

bro I thought "YOWCH" was an acronym at first and I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out what it stood for

[@Thuliee]

As a swede, I love the jokes about Sweden. Every time Stig is on screen and you guys start talking about him I laugh uncontrollably.10/10 stigs from me