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@LukePimentel4 жыл бұрын
I remember watching twilight in the theater back in the day and their was one guy cracking up two seats away from me and everyone was getting pissed off but now I realize this man was ahead of his time
@immortaltoaistisascamdonot49384 жыл бұрын
That.... Sounds wonderful
@PictureGame4 жыл бұрын
The man saw the future
@FEBRIZIOtv4 жыл бұрын
or he was just a 30 year old dude who had nothing better to do. this movie looks ridiculous to anyone over 21
@garrettcooper83484 жыл бұрын
FEBRIZIOtv this should look ridiculous to anyone below the age of 13 and above the age of 15
@mowganashwey4 жыл бұрын
I saw the first film in high school, still loving the books, but laughed through the movie. A small part of me knew what was true lol
@joaovitorfarinabraga6904 жыл бұрын
27:00 imagine if after seeing Jacob turning into a werewolf the first thing Charlie said was YOU ! YOU’RE THE KILLER BEAR
@bellaancheta54073 жыл бұрын
BRUH IM SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣
@will__mem9rno3 жыл бұрын
I hope that one comment from the last episode uses this scene in their fan fic, 'cause that would be: COMEDY GOLD
@charliehubbell75133 жыл бұрын
I would kill for that to happen!
@skaterzy133 жыл бұрын
This was literally my first thought hahaha
@masterjames26273 жыл бұрын
Epic
@Elbaphomet713 жыл бұрын
Before you ask: yes, brazillians can feel Demon's babies, we have a training about this in highschool. And no, we can't undestand Pattinson's portuguese.
@VydaCrystal3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha, verdade! Faz parte do kit Brazil: Chinelo Havaianas, Samba, Feijoada e Sensor de bebês capetas, hahahaha!
@Elbaphomet713 жыл бұрын
@@VydaCrystal e lanterninha reserva, para dar pro ladrão e não levar porrada nem perder o celular.
@flibbettyjibbetts67663 жыл бұрын
I don’t speak Portuguese but I do speak Spanish and I can vaguely understand what you’re saying
@flibbettyjibbetts67663 жыл бұрын
@Cthulhu All-Spark Hey that’s illegal
@jamiekamihachi31353 жыл бұрын
Yes like all us Asians go to the special classes to teach us all martial arts and how to be a wise mystic guru.
@joshbarron83633 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Why did you use a cgi child? Twilight: Cuz the animatronic looked too weird Everyone:...have you ever heard of a real kid?
@johngreen89213 жыл бұрын
American Sniper apparently took notes with the freaking toy baby
@aguywithalotofopinions4123 жыл бұрын
Well real babies are super hard to work with
@aa-to6ws3 жыл бұрын
@@aguywithalotofopinions412 lol just made them drunk for the scene and in exchange you pay for their chronic young alcoholism. It's Hollywood cast 101.
@smart507532nd3 жыл бұрын
I still think they should have just used a real baby. I know working with kids is harder but it's a baby, they dont do much other than cry, eat and sleep when they're young.
@madamefluffy47883 жыл бұрын
The issue was that - almost straight out of the womb, the baby was expressive and observant of her surroundings. You can't get that effect with a real baby.
@dacdan4234 жыл бұрын
"YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!" Damn someone wrote that.
@notkevindurant88144 жыл бұрын
Its in the book (dont ask how I know) so blame the author
@annamariejones28374 жыл бұрын
I died when I read that line in the book 😭
@adub921994 жыл бұрын
They were serious when they wrote that too. “This will send emotion through the crowd”
@midnighthope77524 жыл бұрын
Idk about you but if my name was that bullshit I'd rather be the Loch Ness monster
@MistahFox4 жыл бұрын
Best damn line in the movie.
@jamesjamozo69644 жыл бұрын
Charlie has surprisingly little screentime for being the main character.
@PittsburghSonido4 жыл бұрын
THIS DAMN BEAR
@brieucgalaxy68174 жыл бұрын
lmao
@omarkarim22804 жыл бұрын
“These bear murders are really starting to mess with my mood.”
@rasm0s4 жыл бұрын
As Marcus says: “less is more”
@pepper_garcia82484 жыл бұрын
It’s an anthology movie
@Kelly_C3 жыл бұрын
i love how everyone in these movies looks absolutely miserable 100% of the time except michael sheen who looks like he's having the time of his goddamn life
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
Bless him.
@Nixus2373 жыл бұрын
He knows they’re shit movies so he just doesn’t give a fuck
@bargainbrandmilk98583 жыл бұрын
he realized he could be his real self in these movies
@emmavastenberg48623 жыл бұрын
It’s Michael Sheen of course he’ll be having a great time
@ChangedMyNameFinally692 жыл бұрын
He was already in one vampire franchise, so he's relishing that they let him in another.
@Ssturns193 жыл бұрын
"My son is so cringe" literally the funniest thing I've ever heard and i don't even know why
@warspitehms53343 жыл бұрын
@Booper DooperYeah. "your son is too cringe to live" is the best
@goneforever9492 жыл бұрын
Lol
@anamku002 жыл бұрын
1:15
@roylle63462 жыл бұрын
I shat laughing 😭
@edwarddorey4480 Жыл бұрын
Zoomers will be saying this regularly in the future on god.
@ImfernusRizen4 жыл бұрын
"She's not white, so she knows about witchcraft and magic-" The sad part about this is how accurate this is
@Master10k24 жыл бұрын
I know. I happens so often in Hollywood movies, but I haven't seen the reverse in Nollywood ones. Dunno about Bollywood though.
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
I think the trope for it is called Magical Negro or something. Where a non white character becomes a wise mentor figure who somehow knows everything about everything.
@coatimundi694 жыл бұрын
@@Xehanort10 that ones specifically for black characters (hence the negro)!! its magical [insert race] usually 😭
@randallflagg37004 жыл бұрын
@@coatimundi69 - There are so many of them in (my beloved) Stephen King books. Mother Abigail from "The Stand" (can't believe Ruby Dee passed away already 6 years ago...), John Coffey from "The Green Mile", Dick Halloran from "The Shining", Speedy Parker from "The Talisman" (an amazing book that ties directly to The Dark Tower, a tad underrated IMHO) ... in "Shawshanks redemption", they even race-lifted Red so he could asceng into the magical realm and be played by Morgan "God" Freeman. Oh shit, I just realized that in that terrible Dark Tower movie (I try to forget it so much), he again race-lifted Roland so Idris Elba, who looks pretty darn wise, could play him. Well thank God this shit movie tanked, because Roland being black would have had some serious consequences once Susannah and Odetta would have joined his ka-tet ^^
@dias87264 жыл бұрын
Are y’all talking about jibreezy magic? I’m done
@KurtTijamoMusic4 жыл бұрын
I watched this in theaters with my ex-girlfriend. I was not a Twilight fan. Let me tell you, watching an entire theater lose their minds during that final battle scene was the sight of a lifetime. Literal tears and screams and people jumping out of their seats. I was confused by the outrage, because I assumed the entire theater had read the books. Leaning over to my girlfriend I said, "Babe why are you so upset if you read the book-" "THIS WASN'T IN THE BOOK WHAT ARE THEY DOING THEY'RE RUINING IT" I leaned back in wonder thinking, "Oh god. Are they really doing this?" Fascination quickly turned to fear however, as flashes of riots started to flicker before my eyes. A girl standing on her seat here, some popcorn flung skyward there, my girlfriend growing steadily agitated in her seat beside me. I began scanning the exit signs, devising an escape plan for when things went south. And then, the fake-out reveal. The collective sigh of relief drowned out all sound for the next 10 seconds. Nervous laughter filled the room as everyone came to their senses. It was one of the most exhilarating experiences of my life.
@pastorTracy9114 жыл бұрын
Mikasa Ackerman he said it was years ago
@leprechaunluck244 жыл бұрын
Damn that’s a story
@aishandste19644 жыл бұрын
This same thing happened to me except I was the girlfriend screaming THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS. The cinema was insane hahaha
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
If the fight had been real instead of a vision that would have improved it not ruined it because in the book the Cullens and the Volturi just talk and walk away then comes the sappy "happily ever after" ending.
@voidheart86964 жыл бұрын
Hellava story
@gwengrasso18873 жыл бұрын
Breaking Dawn Part 1 is just that one Mean Girls quote: “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant, and die.”
@wandanemer26302 жыл бұрын
Oh my god YES!
@PGO5490 Жыл бұрын
As a minor who has watched that movie, I’d rather watch it again than think about twilight
@AvaTheJellyfish3 жыл бұрын
If it was a boy, she should have named it Charlie (after the only valid man in her life). A girl? Still Charlie.
@hannahmerlino24623 жыл бұрын
or if you wanted to continue the cursed mashing theme... Charlisle
@LoveMyUnusual3 жыл бұрын
@@hannahmerlino2462 Thanks, I hate it.
@katherinesanderson89903 жыл бұрын
I mean, I think her middle name in the book is Carlie
@anonymousperson74433 жыл бұрын
@@katherinesanderson8990 oh....fuck why?
@takitaki2023 жыл бұрын
@@hannahmerlino2462 the way I had to pause and sit with my thought on this for a moment...
@berrypop334 жыл бұрын
Michael Sheen is the only actor who realised what film he was in.
@stefanniko66864 жыл бұрын
lmao for real i swear 33:12 is just him reacting to the dialogue and they kept it in
@sJonah14 жыл бұрын
Best werewolf in underworld and vampire in these shitty movies
@OptimusDelta4 жыл бұрын
@@sJonah1 yeah.he was really cool as lucian in Underworld.such a shame they killed him off so early in the movie series.it could have been so much better
@aberrantcow4 жыл бұрын
Micheal Sheen is the best!
@Sleeper8004 жыл бұрын
@@OptimusDelta At least he got his own prequel film. Even if it wasn't great.
@arthurgvargas4 жыл бұрын
as a brazilian i assure you we can all sense demon child by touching stomachs
@lemonadebunker61834 жыл бұрын
It's a brazilian thing
@carolinacm59304 жыл бұрын
It is what unites us, our magical sensual exotic capoeira demon-sensing powers.... ahahahaha
@dantassantos2694 жыл бұрын
The one true gender: demon
@axelz74 жыл бұрын
We are also attracted by the energy of our samba. Something like stand users
@funnysonicman4 жыл бұрын
arthur gvargas *CONFIRMED*
@imtm Жыл бұрын
I love how Stephen Mayer realized nobody cared about a 109 yo guy falling in love with a 17/18 yo, so she decided to push boundaries even further and made a 20 something yo fall in love with a literal 2 weeks yo.
@michaellovegrove946711 ай бұрын
Jacob’s character in the book would’ve still been a teenager so it’s ok
@thatoneguy53439 ай бұрын
@@michaellovegrove9467 …
@CoffeePhrawg9 ай бұрын
RIGHT!?
@mischr136 ай бұрын
@@michaellovegrove9467 that's...not how that works 😭
@GrizzLee303 ай бұрын
2 week year old? NOT EVEN 2 HOURS
@nobodyimportant71353 жыл бұрын
Everybody says Kristen Stewart is a bad actress but since she managed to pull of the "you nicknamed my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster" line she deserved an Oscar
@wandanemer26302 жыл бұрын
True
@roylle63462 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@Shank039 Жыл бұрын
Did she pull it off?!?!?!!?
@danielshore14574 жыл бұрын
Just realised Jacob is the literal definition of my wife's boyfriend
@Jwilhoftstg3 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
@hujan17443 жыл бұрын
Like YOUR wife's boyfriend, or he's a literal definition of "My wife's boyfriend"?
@Pazuzu4All3 жыл бұрын
In the military, they're called "Jodies." When the Edwards are out fighting the wars, the Jodies/Jacobs are keeping the wives entertained.
@fanofgodjimindiva24973 жыл бұрын
@@Pazuzu4All Spartans invented those. Men were training or fighting almost the entire year, so it was accepted that women would have lovers to keep them entertained. It was also accepted that soldiers would be bisexual and have their own soldier bfs. But you couldn't be 100% gay as Spartan govt demanded that soldiers would have offspring.
@PocketMonsterNOT3 жыл бұрын
Wait
@martinwathen38073 жыл бұрын
"You nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster?!" Is truly one of cinema's most thought provoking and beautiful pieces of dialogue.
@Xehanort103 жыл бұрын
Up there with "You are tearing me apart Lisa" from The Room.
@SirLuxxa3 жыл бұрын
Xehanort10 and "I don't like sand" from Attack of the Clones
@abramsullivan77643 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's really is along with I don't like rain it's cold, wet, freezing and it's get everywhere.
@fanofgodjimindiva24973 жыл бұрын
Such intelligent line could fit perfectly on Suicide Squad.
@movieblocks91643 жыл бұрын
Xehanort10 “everybody betray me! I fed ap wid dis worl”
@TheMrelvisvicious3 жыл бұрын
The “YEET” when they threw the baby in the fire fucking killed me.
@reginaldvandobowl13412 жыл бұрын
Same here lmao
@jesusgadea35892 жыл бұрын
I feel the smash animation was the cherry on top
@SakuraJade233 жыл бұрын
THE TOM HOLLAND OF WEREWOLVES I SCREAMED
@sauldogeman28163 жыл бұрын
He legit has Tom Holland and Peter Parker's appearance and mannerisms.
@holup49902 жыл бұрын
^ they're saying Tom Holland _and_ Peter Parker, implying that it's an amalgamation of both
@BrowncoatAllywang4 жыл бұрын
Skinny Bella literally looks like a Xenomorph, it's horrific.
@janedoe23434 жыл бұрын
You can see her start loosing weight for breaking dawn 2 in the 1 part
@-Diop-4 жыл бұрын
Yesss get your face clossser robert pattison, i just wanna hug it...
@judeannethecandorchannel21534 жыл бұрын
@@janedoe2343 Oh that makes sense...
@judeannethecandorchannel21534 жыл бұрын
Browncoat Here's an earful... . This is actually a completely amateurish and yet intuitively brilliant I meant successful on many levels young adult novel yes I'm going to stay at Shen Channel Union subconscious as we try to figure out how to move forward after feminism stop doxxing male dominance and get our act together so that loving special vdsm can be an acceptable. That was the subtext all along as what's her name who has such a terrible pro-style and wrote those and then they successful Fifty Shades books which were Redeemed by the screenwriters when they put together the movies largely with France Hagen is the frost. Seuss typos don't even care yeah France fog and whatever I think my keyboard is on Spanish for all the f*** I know.
@karuma.-76184 жыл бұрын
idky but u can see her intestines like coming out in a scene, then they r just gone, like wtf did they just put em back inside XD
@GabrielV.4 жыл бұрын
The little kid being yeeted at the fire killed me, it really did.
@Tarumarugan4 жыл бұрын
Man lmao 😂😂😂😂 28:34
@Royal__Kitsune4 жыл бұрын
*Did you Die?* *Sadly, yes...but I lived*
@virusoutbreak49894 жыл бұрын
It killed him too..
@liviousgameplay17554 жыл бұрын
No Contest!
@status-prune72024 жыл бұрын
FINISH HIM
@SIRLagalot0073 жыл бұрын
If hayden christinsen can deliver a monolouge about sand i believe hes the only other person to be able to deliver the loch ness monster line, and vice versa
@robertcortez49563 жыл бұрын
I’d say that he’s a better actor than the girl who plays as Bella
@NinjaPickle3 жыл бұрын
You saying that, it fits so well. I need this movie series but with Hayden Christensen voicing Bella the entire time
@geetadhumane57932 жыл бұрын
Come on guys Hayden Christensen is way better than this shit
@s.l.thecoffeeaddict16572 жыл бұрын
??
@cantthinkofaname5046 Жыл бұрын
@@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 people called both actors bad, but the fact that they can deliver these lines with it sounding even more egregious is proof that they’re actually pretty good
@lepie68432 жыл бұрын
Imagine naming your child after your husband and the man you cheated on your husband with
@Xehanort102 жыл бұрын
"Yeah Bella I'll definitely be OK with you giving our child your rebound's name as a middle name."
@godemperorofmankind3.0912 жыл бұрын
what was so wrong with just "Edward Jr"
@wandanemer26302 жыл бұрын
Right? Only for then your child to get with the man you cheated on your husband with.
@RageTyrannosaurus2 жыл бұрын
I deleted my response after the scene in question came up, and I understood.
@senhorkorracha Жыл бұрын
Adam Levine wants to know your location
@Harmonica8214 жыл бұрын
Now I want a charlie sequel where he hunts magical creatures in his retirement.
@GumshoeClassic4 жыл бұрын
"Fantastic Bears and where to shoot them"
@williammarick35414 жыл бұрын
The finale is him facing off against the serial killer bear
@ckzszs00194 жыл бұрын
And he joins Sam and Dean🙃
@bigstunna20494 жыл бұрын
@@GumshoeClassic haha
@bigstunna20494 жыл бұрын
It sounds more interesting than the whole series
@keeva1174 жыл бұрын
"I conveniently stopped aging when I was hot." EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS, THANK YOU
@HerohammerStudios4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, in the books it's explained that vampires become unbelievably hot once they're turned, as it makes it easier for them to lure in humans
@Maxisamo13 жыл бұрын
@@HerohammerStudios Not to mention the idea of immortality stops the living decay (aging after your prime) so you'll always look in your 20s-30s.
@AbelDuviant3 жыл бұрын
@@Maxisamo1 No, you'll always look the same age you were when you were *turned*. It doesn't *undo* aging.
@darrishawks60333 жыл бұрын
I have heard that the actor who plays Aro did that weird laugh when Renesmee touched him because he thought: here's a guy who has seen every memory of every person he has ever touched, he hasn't found anything truly interesting for a thousand years, so when he sees this little girl flip the script, he giggles like a little kid And I hope that's true because I really appreciate that dedication
@Whiteythereaper2 жыл бұрын
Michael Sheen is just excellent
@BellaSwan182 жыл бұрын
Michael Sheen read Good Omens fan fiction before he was cast as Aziraphale in that show. I wouldn’t be surprised if the above logic is what he used for that scene with Renesmee. Just iconic.
@LoveMyUnusual Жыл бұрын
@@Whiteythereaper He does a good job being annoying as hell in 30 Rock. Gotta love him anyway in that role lmao.
@madzerincognito9732 Жыл бұрын
But that laugh was before she touched him
@darrishawks6033 Жыл бұрын
@@madzerincognito9732 but not before he knew she was going to touch him
@redhood41313 жыл бұрын
I want entire dub of this movie, but it’s Marcus’s voices. Especially the one of the creepy Vampire leader 😂
@somerandomgeezer73163 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeesssssss
@issahumps4 жыл бұрын
"We're werewolves not swear-wolves !" That's all that goes through my head when the werewolves show up
@Vexmybeloved_4 жыл бұрын
I love what we do in the shadows HAHAHA
@sofie41724 жыл бұрын
that movie is the best thing that happened to me in 2020
@DarthRue174 жыл бұрын
That movie and tv show are eons better then Twilight
@edabakb4 жыл бұрын
The tv show is brilliant too!
@agletdontforgetit4 жыл бұрын
“we don’t sniff our own crotches, we sniff each other’s crotches as a form of greeting” “you’re on camera, dude...”
@melodiousramblings84704 жыл бұрын
A lot of this is made even better when you remember that jasper literally has the ability to change people moods, and he just doesnt... at all.
@SantosAl4 жыл бұрын
He could basically solve almost all of their issues; since most problems in Twilight are people being overly emotional.
@athenajaxon23974 жыл бұрын
I forgot about that
@kimjongun56134 жыл бұрын
I genuinely forgot about that
@ladievengeance15774 жыл бұрын
oop! don't forget he used it that one time.. to make bella want to go to her birthday party... where she almost gets eaten by him! also, how did he even manage to use it on bella when uhm yk..... her whole purpose was that she was a shield from vampiric ability? LOL what a hot mess but still my favourite hot mess
@WingerEdison4 жыл бұрын
@@karlijns4816 how is that not a mental ability?
@makcarolin3 жыл бұрын
Either the screenwriter or Stephanie Meyer wrote the line “YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER????!!!!!!!” And the director looked at the line, and went “yup, that works”
@theultimateusukfan3 жыл бұрын
it's in the books....word for word (unfortunately lmao)
@Amy-se8vq Жыл бұрын
This Cosmonaut trilogy is honestly my comfort series now.
@theRagingGlory Жыл бұрын
I come back and rewatch it every month lol
@LightYagami-ik1cg9 ай бұрын
Been playing them at work for a few years now. The time just flies by. Honestly most of the ‘picture show’ vids slap for background ambiance 😂
@WaketheFallen1314 жыл бұрын
Hearing the line “Ejay, for EdwardJacob” gave me bloodborne insight
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
_"So the cringelord is a cringelord... even in a dream..."_
@danielshore14574 жыл бұрын
"ahh ej or ad some say Edwardjacob"
@androidinblack52914 жыл бұрын
@@danielshore1457 "Gouge out our eyes, as you did for the people who watched Twilight."
@faultyistired25564 жыл бұрын
Thx for reminding me about that wonderful game ima go play that. Elden ring hype 👁👅👁
@victoryarn43814 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I also started seeing weird testicle head monster dry humping local voltage tower
@entertain7us1484 жыл бұрын
i just love how this whole movie is about their sex life yet i've never seen a pairing with less sexual chemistry. even when they're kissing they look like they hate each other.
@moredetonation37554 жыл бұрын
It's not like these people don't know how to be sensual. They dated for months!
@AvaTheJellyfish3 жыл бұрын
Oh honey, have you seen fifty shades? I thought it wasn't possible but it is.
@entertain7us1483 жыл бұрын
Ava Quigley oh it’s bad for sure, but it never looked like Ana and Christian HATED each other in supposedly romantic scenes
@ximenavalerdi18403 жыл бұрын
the whole movie barely talks about sex like what...
@entertain7us1483 жыл бұрын
ximena valerdi uhh, what? Isn’t the whole idea of Bella having sex while still human a major plot point? Isn’t there a major plot point about how Edward is scared he’ll kill her if he has sex with her? Isn’t the majority of this movie just them on their honeymoon having sex 24/7?? Isn’t it the entire plot of the last movie that their sex created a vampire baby?????
@awandererfromys16802 жыл бұрын
Kristen Stewart's emaciated appearance was probably the best vfx/make-up combo of the entire movie series to be honest. It's legit unsettling.
@mr.moviemafia Жыл бұрын
Marcus’ journey from “I’m team Jacob all the way” to “yeah, beat the fuck out of him” at 25:25 is beautiful to behold
@damnryn_4 жыл бұрын
The interview when Robert says “Demon baby” is the only positive thing to come out of the whole series.
@gabeflannery97504 жыл бұрын
what interview is that?
@naanvv75594 жыл бұрын
hahhaa tell what its name is I'm curious
@bergonath88514 жыл бұрын
Doesn't he say "vampire baby"?
@status-prune72024 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Robert
@samapple53904 жыл бұрын
I watched this whole video and couldn’t find it. Could u show the timestamp? Update: I find vampire baby kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH6lmHqKftBlo9k
@OWMYJOHNSON694 жыл бұрын
“I’d be a freak of nature like this guy.” - Cosmonaut 2020
@uncleiroh91344 жыл бұрын
comment
@samapple53904 жыл бұрын
Marcus is lyin to himself he ain’t no freak. His girl on the other hand, would def roleplay as Bella if marcus let her.
@samapple53904 жыл бұрын
Marcus this is for you: “You are going through a metamorphosis, my nephew. It will not be a pleasant experience, but when you come out of it, you will be the beautiful prince you were always meant to be.” ~uncle iroh season 3
@beyblademoses53794 жыл бұрын
@@uncleiroh9134 is that a proverb?
@tokyotea23813 жыл бұрын
that feeling when you’ve seen pigeons have more sexual tension than jacob, Edward and Bella
@kuro-kuromi323 жыл бұрын
i have literally seen two pigeons fuck and even then it wasn’t as awkward or funny as bella and edwards weird romps
@jorgy79583 жыл бұрын
@@kuro-kuromi32 Why we’re you watching two pigeons doing that?
@thek2despot4262 жыл бұрын
@@jorgy7958 You wouldn't if given the chance? 🤨
@Danny-eb9kb2 жыл бұрын
@Mister Majestic you herd him
@LoveMyUnusual Жыл бұрын
Wtf is this thread 🤣
@rikititi18483 жыл бұрын
Jacob imprinting on the baby is the ultimate harry-snape fanfiction prove me wrong
@wandanemer26302 жыл бұрын
Oh my god.
@JNDReacts2 жыл бұрын
Shit, you’re right!
@quickdraw96484 жыл бұрын
when Edward yells YOU'RE GIVING ME NO CHOICE or whatever all i could think was "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA"
@elizabethmaraj5304 жыл бұрын
Same energy
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
inb4 that was the actor's insperation too
@Vergil34214 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd say "Yes another Twilight video!" But 2020 is a mad year apparently
@oscartrevino4614 жыл бұрын
Took the words out of my mouth
@alexandrahunt13834 жыл бұрын
Anything is possible... and they delivered.
@BellaHRayne3 жыл бұрын
GOING TO FIND THE CLITORIS IN THE WOODS!! That's the best thing I have ever heard in my entire life.
@paperbackwriter11113 жыл бұрын
The pregnancy body horror was actually pretty fucked in the books too, so the movie is kinda doing it justice.
@sylegacy44704 жыл бұрын
"I WANT YOU TO [BLEEP], I WANT YOU TO HIT [BLEEP], [BLEEP]" I'm dying Lol
@nattzoids4 жыл бұрын
@Jack McLean 7:44
@jefflz724 жыл бұрын
You left oh the best part "I want you to [Bleep] between my toes"
@robertcortez49563 жыл бұрын
I wanna hear what she uncenscord so badly! Is it on his Patreon?
@theepoopydoodoo4 жыл бұрын
The kid who plays Seth is named Boo Boo Stewart. He's been in Twilight, X-Men and Descendants... a very interesting career tbh
@zerdaloo4 жыл бұрын
You've gotta be shitting me on that name
@Ladygothii124 жыл бұрын
@@zerdaloo ....so....clever
@treytoncorral32604 жыл бұрын
Booboo is actually a nickname, his real name is Nils Allen Stewart Jr
@roman.nose.enjoyer4 жыл бұрын
Treyton Corral hot
@komi-sanmustbeprotected56654 жыл бұрын
I hope he does well in acting everyone in these movies deserves better than this being what they’re known for, I’m rooting for new Batman to be good
@LAFC_Lalo3 жыл бұрын
When he said “we’re supposed to be partners” he sounded like he was acting in a 90s cop movie
@Dingleberrycrunch36 Жыл бұрын
Charlie accepting the existence of werewolves and vampires, and immediately thinking “well, ima go find a unicorn” made me spit out my soda
@dylan90254 жыл бұрын
*sadly* “I miss the cinema,” me too, Marcus, me too...
@robmagar17714 жыл бұрын
i had a hard time reading that, am i dyslexia
@robmagar17714 жыл бұрын
i am dyslexia 😞
@curascristi1064 жыл бұрын
tenet is coming in july so it's not all that sad
@upg51474 жыл бұрын
@Õ_Õ Shy Guy "You know Tina makes that Velvet Cake during the holidays, we should go over Charlie." "Oh the one with cream cheese icing? Oh Gladys, you know I can't say no to that"
@Fung434 жыл бұрын
“Seth is soo cute!!!” *immediately insults Seth three times in rapid succession*
@TheHorrorDevotee3 жыл бұрын
When they're both kissing for an uncomfortably long time at the wedding, I always hear that Juno quote in my head. The one where she's kissing the guy and her best friend shouts 'You know, you can go into early labour sucking face like that!'
@thatoneguy64653 жыл бұрын
Every time that music plays when the werewolves are running together makes me lose my shit lmao
@Medievalannie4 жыл бұрын
I'm Brazilian, and I honestly laugh so much every time that lady just walks up to Bella and says "death" in the thickest accent possible. The portrayal of Brazilian people in the twilight saga is so stereotypical, it becomes comical.
@heatth14744 жыл бұрын
Yes! Came to the comments just to see someone else mention it, it is hilarious.
@saulo43024 жыл бұрын
yup lol
@LDungeon4 жыл бұрын
MÓRRTCHE
@uglyguy25194 жыл бұрын
And this isn't even one of those movies that thinks we speak Spanish. I guess they could only pick one stereotype.
@apolinario55794 жыл бұрын
velho eu perdi tudo com ela falando "MORTE" KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
@briana884 жыл бұрын
"EJ... Edward Jacob" I just slapped my own damn forehead 3 times
@caffeinatedkatie46963 жыл бұрын
Srsly it's like you are just the worst! You got married,had a child and become immortal(for Edward) and you're STILL thinking about the other dude???
@LoveMyUnusual3 жыл бұрын
I will bless my potential son...with the name of my husband and boyfriend.
@R3GARnator3 жыл бұрын
"Honey, I'd like a divorce" (cue laugh-track)
@LoveMyUnusual3 жыл бұрын
@@R3GARnator (followed by the Seinfeld bass slaps)
@shanez12153 жыл бұрын
Jacob's like "Why the fuck am I the middle name???"
@sav.c.18363 жыл бұрын
When Veronica words were censored after the "I want you to choke me" part, I was laughing my head off. XD
@quintus920 Жыл бұрын
20:08 "Your son is too cringe to live" remains one of my favorite lines from a KZbin video 2+ years on.
@looparal17654 жыл бұрын
Vampires: *speed blur* Werewolves: *stock dog sound effect*
@trapattack96613 жыл бұрын
Humans (aka just Bella): *terrible acting*
@ragnabloud3 жыл бұрын
@@trapattack9661 beat me to it
@chibilaryla4 жыл бұрын
Jacob: "I'll be like a dad to her, and in about six or seven years I'll be her Daddy *wink*"
@CrimsonCharan4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for one of them to make that joke. *Very disappointed in both of 'em*
@VlazeSkylax4 жыл бұрын
This is actually more like "don't worry honey, I know you can't have me, but you can have my daughter instead“ Friend zoned and beyond
@pizzzasteed51754 жыл бұрын
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
*I
@vibez28063 жыл бұрын
@@pizzzasteed5175 if anything they should have went for edward and her
@swapniljoshi99 Жыл бұрын
When the demon baby breaks Kristen Stewart's back, all these mega-fast vampires just stand around and watch her fall lmao.
@WhaleManMan3 жыл бұрын
"If I didnt know, I would think she wasn't into him." Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend: _>
@Hollowfication962 жыл бұрын
they were dating at the time
@androidsenpai14628 күн бұрын
@@jasontoddsleftthigh5378 She is _openly_ bi, and I respect her for that. (Basically, she said you aren’t confused if you’re bi, and it’s the exact opposite of confusion for her)
@braydenpayne86174 жыл бұрын
Marcus' laugh is a national treasure and must be praised
@Geywilliamjohnson4324 жыл бұрын
19:42 "Uh, Spiderman! HuHAHAHAHAAWUHAHEHAHUHAA"
@OptimusDelta4 жыл бұрын
Yeah man.that laugh at 28:34 was awesome. YEET 😂😂😂😂😂
@GiulianaBruna4 жыл бұрын
I love that she had two vampires with super speed and reflexes, and they just let her fall and broke her knees. One of them can see the future! Worse nurses ever.
@tbuckley20313 жыл бұрын
Edward has 2 medical degrees
@jasontoddsleftthigh53783 жыл бұрын
they just didn't care, they probably just acted like they cared because edward was there
@lugoorstar3 жыл бұрын
Sorry for being late but. Alice in the book explains that she can't see pregnant Bella's future and Bella appears blurry to her all the time (giving her headaches). But dam the other bitch just wanted her dead, she had no excuse.
@willnaib Жыл бұрын
“i’ve heard of this “clitoris,” i think i might go try to find it in the woods” has kept me up at night from laughing
@thatkidwiththehoodie7 ай бұрын
I could’ve sworn that was a South Park plot…
@smittywebernjagermanjensen8965 Жыл бұрын
"I can see a little Bruce Wayne in [Robert Pattinson]" -Cosmonaut with that next level clairvoyance
@vtgplayz Жыл бұрын
Came here to comment that, seriously good foretelling on his part
@alejandrasanchez30228 ай бұрын
"He can make a good Bruce Wayne" Its just so perfect lol
@oliverabdon62434 жыл бұрын
from someone who lives in brazil, i would like to say how completely impossible it would be to come to rio de janeiro and ignore the sun. a terrible choice
@papillione224 жыл бұрын
In the book they only travelled by night and on the island it didn't matter.
@Thetruthiscosmic4 жыл бұрын
@@papillione22 Yup
@oliverabdon62434 жыл бұрын
@@papillione22 it remains a very worthy place to avoid for a vampire.
@allanjones56584 жыл бұрын
"I made a few mistakes... I'm in brazil right now" me, a brazilian: yes
@_-_sinexus_-_4 жыл бұрын
Come on it can't be that bad... right?
@gustavoaraujopenha84634 жыл бұрын
@@_-_sinexus_-_ oh boy. It is.
@_-_sinexus_-_4 жыл бұрын
@@gustavoaraujopenha8463 explain
@ianbailey42134 жыл бұрын
Plot of the next Twilight movie is that Bolsanaro sends a magical mercenary hit squad on Bella.
@mariah63954 жыл бұрын
nossa nem fala cara
@stick-itproductions.33073 жыл бұрын
You nicknamed my daughter after the loch Ness monster!!?? Me: THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE MAD ABOUT?
@kuribro4433 жыл бұрын
the thought of Christian vampires arguing over abortions makes me laugh every time.
@megambam4 жыл бұрын
That Pete Davidson reference had me in tears. Kristen Stewart is basically like a female version of his Chad character in this series...but with less personality.
@sj47634 жыл бұрын
I really want a spin off with Charlie hunting the Bear Human
@johngreen89213 жыл бұрын
No, the creators know they would make too much money from that
@tenkenroo3 жыл бұрын
That has too much potential to be good bad idea
@mikirin33493 жыл бұрын
Emmett could join him since he was mauled by a bear and was gonna die before Rosalie found him
@SergioLeRoux3 жыл бұрын
The twist: Bear Human had the right to Bear Arms.
@WhiteScorpio22 жыл бұрын
Do they fall in love?
@sd-wc9ep3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Bella died and the next movie would be about Charlie taking revenge lol
@candidlyopinionated193 жыл бұрын
That would be so much better
@coffeewolfproductions91132 жыл бұрын
He thinks the bearhuman did it and goes off to take his vengeance if its the last thing he does
@MellowGrunt102 жыл бұрын
“The battle lasted for 40 days and 40 nights.” That sent me out of this solar system, oh my god.
@Zeerotohero4 жыл бұрын
“Why does she still have a cgi face?” Because they decided to cast the child version and then just edit her face to a fake baby and a real teen actress rather than... you know.... just finding a baby, child, and teen that look alike
@amberwingtundrawing7764 жыл бұрын
Honestly they couldve just found any random white baby. The baby isn't even in it for that long so no one would care
@Zeerotohero4 жыл бұрын
Amberwing Tundrawing EXACTLY
@OnionKnightRises3 жыл бұрын
@@amberwingtundrawing776 Right, I have seen people who looked so completely different as a baby. Just find a baby of the same race, gender, and with the same hair color and boom.
@Ilanuil4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely want him to redub the movie. Those parts he mimiced Aro´s voice were too funny XD
@saulo43024 жыл бұрын
Also: 30:03 - 30:09 And... 33:03 - 33:09
@CJ-ed7iu3 жыл бұрын
“THE POWER OF THE X-MEN.” I’m done😂😂
@norint3 жыл бұрын
"Did Stephenie Meyer at no point think to herself, 'this is fucking strange?'" I mean in her AdultTM romance book (the Host) the romance is between a 26 year old love interest... and a STILL SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD lead. So. Y'know.
@wandanemer26303 жыл бұрын
Oh, ok. ...But an 18 year-old guy and a CGI infant is still kind of a big jump to wave off, to me.
@norint3 жыл бұрын
IT SURE IS! (Addendum in advance: I talk a lot, whoops! Pay my babbling no mind if you don't want to, I just like talking to myself about such things :B) But at least (?? if you could call it that; wtf @ myer's relationship choices In General) she TRIES to hide it with Thermian Arguments and preexisting lore about lack of aging and "only being what they need" and not TEEEEECHNICUHLY ~having~ to be romantic/sexual... when we've only ever seen romantic imprinting, it's TREATED as a romantic gesture, SHE [myers] treats it as romantic, and never does anything to avoid it. Or, no, rather - at least because it banks on such (relatively) high fantasy elements, much in the same way Edward is "permanently 17/17 for 100 years, not 117", it's way LESS likely to feed into normalizing such fucked up age gaps than the much MORE common "teenager and 20 smth" Like! It's still fucked!! As FUCK!! But at least the fantasy elements in Twilight, if you read Twilight ALONE, /COULD/ give you room to give her benefit of the doubt and say it's just a weird, unfortunate implications asspull. Whereas the VERY mundane/grounded setting of the Host makes it... so much more uncomfortable, as well as clear HOW into such things Meyers is. If that makes sense :p
@Sercil004 жыл бұрын
Jacward: "Mum, why'd you call me Jacward?" Bella: "At the time, I couldn't decide between your father and my ex bf. He felt bad, so I named you halfway after him." Jacward: "That's... weird. Why did I never meet him in 10 years?" Bella: "Your dad couldn't help reading his mind. It got uncomfortable... we got a restraining order against him..."
@villainessy4 жыл бұрын
BEST COMMENT
@KaregoAt4 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaaah the Michael Sheen vampire is the best character, he's hilarious and also exactly how I would act as a million years old immortal being, just kooky and unhinged as shit.
@nyxayde4 жыл бұрын
the fact he plays a super serious werewolf leader in the Underworld series, then gets cast in this role, its no wonder why he just plays it as kooky and insane as possible
@shadowofdread7018 Жыл бұрын
“I can hear his thoughts..” *puts hand on her stomach* “I AM PAZUZU!”
@RandomElk583 жыл бұрын
The “doo doo doo” segment at 20:13 literally gets me every single time.
@vedadkeskin64552 жыл бұрын
name of the song ?
@vedadkeskin6455 Жыл бұрын
@@creataria found it a few months back, but thanks 😁
@ThatNoobartist4 жыл бұрын
“The Tom Holland of werewolves”
@THE3FATGUYS4 жыл бұрын
Werewolves*
@jacquiemorataya2484 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said it!
@kaepiper4 жыл бұрын
i hate that it’s true
@lister58514 жыл бұрын
This trilogy of videos was better than the whole saga. period
@funnysonicman3 жыл бұрын
👏🏽
@shanez12153 жыл бұрын
Every time I feel down I give this series a watch lmao
@angelined98142 жыл бұрын
LMAO..no.
@pathetic23992 жыл бұрын
@@angelined9814 LMAO..yes.
@LaineyKismet2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Rekcha2 жыл бұрын
Marcus’s genuine hysteria at the blood smoothie gives me life
@shaespotts69693 жыл бұрын
I just binged all of these videos and they genuinely were the funniest things I've ever seen on youtube I was crying the entire time
@217awesome4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this, fifty shades next. Just like watching Marcus rip up movies
@BenSmith-xr7kf4 жыл бұрын
Bruh the tall girl and air bender one was fucking funny as shit
@PittsburghSonido4 жыл бұрын
Marcus is a kink shamer 😂
@saulo43024 жыл бұрын
@Maanas Mallela YEET
@elizabethhull36114 жыл бұрын
Finally, Aro is appreciated for being the absolute king freak he is.
@-JaggedGrace-4 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing the actor explaining his odd reaction to Renesmee. He said that if he were hundreds of years old, he would have stopped being surprised by things because he's seen everything, so seeing something genuinely surprising would put an unusual thrill in him.
@mattgee48672 жыл бұрын
How is Marcus that good at making all these voices? Even Super Mario at 23:40 was spot on 🤯😆
@joshuaperez1285 Жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it when you compared Jacob to the husky laying on the floor crying. Like had to pause the video because I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard.
@kevintaylor52644 жыл бұрын
"You, there, at home. Kevin." My name is Kevin and that actually startled me. lol
@vfmc774 жыл бұрын
Same. Stoned too. Very trippy lol
@baba_treesh4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOO I was literally thinking anyone with that name must be super uncomfortable 🤣🤣🤣
@kevinrios19494 жыл бұрын
BROOOO!!! NOOOOO WHYYYY?!?!?! I felt called out.
@Mikey-lw9fl4 жыл бұрын
Saaame. It caught me off guard 😂
@kevingb67784 жыл бұрын
same
@SoyBoyZoot4 жыл бұрын
"You can turn into a horse!?" Was the most underappreciated joke in this video
@coleavery36613 жыл бұрын
Imma be real, I like these movies, the characters could've been waaaaay better, so many plot holes, but the way they filmed all of it and such was soooooo beautiful, I grew up in the PNW all my life and this is all in my back yard so it really makes me appreciate where i live and see the beauty of it a lot more
@theodosia99833 жыл бұрын
I swear, when I saw the scene of when bella was giving birth TRAUMATIZED me as a child.
@Smallfrogs4 жыл бұрын
the cosmonaut - jenny nicholson cross over was everything i needed
@doctorprofessor1824 жыл бұрын
She would be the one to know about an animatronic.
@s.l.thecoffeeaddict16574 жыл бұрын
Endgame whooooooo?
@artbysarf4 жыл бұрын
S.L. The Coffee Addict she’s the one at 24:45 who explains the animatronic baby to Marcus. She’s also a very funny youtuber! I highly recommend.
@Synnamon274 жыл бұрын
Sarf He meant “Endgame who” like “Endgame doesn’t even compare to this”
@grumpyman24 жыл бұрын
What was that from? Looks like a charity stream?
@funnysonicman4 жыл бұрын
“I know, I look hot.” *Its official, Charlie is iconic*
@GriffinixWEla3 жыл бұрын
one of the most absurd parts as well is when Bella goes hunting in that cocktail dress like.... we know vampires own athleisure we saw it 2 movies ago...
@crapnuggets2023 жыл бұрын
i gotta start saying "decidedly unsexy" more often
@elliegd4 жыл бұрын
“imagine spending $12.50 to sit in a theater and watch this” me: *looks at ticket stub, looks at blue ray of both parts* yeah, who would do that?
@edb4ll1653 жыл бұрын
I love how in theatres everyone who was a Twilight fan lost their shit at the final battle scene, and then everyone else was like ‘Aw fuck yeah a cool battle scene, you didn’t tell me this was in the movie, babe’
@TheMutantCreeper3 жыл бұрын
I realized that these twilight picture shows are my comfort videos. If I don't know what to watch I'll watch these.
@RageTyrannosaurus2 жыл бұрын
I'm still confused as to how neither the films nor the books do anything with Jasper having been a commander in the Confederacy other than state that he has an understanding of tactics. Someone should have reacted to that in the series.