HOGWARTS DIDN'T WANT US :( - Magicka 2 Funny Moments

[@WorstPremadeEver]

You know the drill.. unedited Magicka 2 streams can be found here: kzbin.info - Go subscribe or you'll not make it into Hogwarts like us!

[@0b3r0ther]

I've already play it a lot with friend, and i assure you, Jake and me play the same way on that game, so know that's you're not the worst on that game, Jake. 😅

[@alfonsoalonzo]

minus a hour and twenty minutes it seems lmao

[@98kazer]

Have you all ever tried to play Broforce?

[@arisperwinanya9641]

If you guys haven't played Broforce yet then I really wanna see you do so. That would be so great!

[@jumperk5627]

"...or you'll not make it to Hogwarts like us!" Video Title: "HOGWARTS DIDN'T WANT US :(" Something's a little bit strange about this comment, but I can't seem to tell what it is...🤔

[@harperwilson896]

With the number of times Alex exploded, you'd think he drank nitroglycerin instead of water.

[@dr.bright6272]

He very well might

[@alexcarter3412]

BOOM

[@ButterDoggle]

Better than getting turned into a cow

[@dr.bright6272]

@@ButterDoggle the cow potion is all powerful

[@Bootysmoothie]

My grandmother takes it so often I surprised her heart didn't implode years ago, they said if she gets spooked once real good her heart may literally pop like a shit balloon 😂 thanks doctor what a great diagnosis I'll pop❤

[@blankdomino]

Jonk not recording is probably the reason why we only have 9 minutes of this gold lol

[@dr0g_Oakblood]

I think it was a prank/joke, and he was recording, he just told everyone that he hadn't been?

[@МиколаМатвєєнко-ф1щ]

​@@dr0g_OakbloodI see your point, but I believe he may have also started recording seconds before telling the others, purely for the scene

[@Justakez]

They have another channel where they post the full live stream of their gaming sessions. They did a couple sessions for magicka 2 and it was a lot of screaming and shouting (especially at Jonk)

[@spencertang5155]

Yyeah apparently NONE OF THEM were recording this. Least, from their stream archive channel.

[@derpynugget0856]

My prior experience watching your other videos gives me a pretty good idea as to why hogwarts doesn’t want you

[@ALoser-ThisIsTotallyUnique]

seems accurate

[@squatchhammer7215]

It was alex I bet

[@inspector_beyond]

I think Hogwarts wants couple of them, but by proxy to the others, Hogwarts refuses to accept them.

[@rufushunter4187]

Idk you don't really need to see other videos this sums it up

[@Selatapey]

Jake wont be able to read or speak the spells, Cath would blow everyone up, Alex would be turning peoples ears into knobs, and Gabby would be figuring out how the wand works.

[@noir-214]

I would love to see Jake in Lord of the rings just, "cast spell" just explodes the entire fellowship

[@markthegamerofgrima6159]

Jake with the One Ring would be so incompetent he would teleport straight to Sauron instead of destroying it

[@catseye2260]

Jake would probably end up destroying the ring completely by accident

[@owenlindkvist5355]

Likely due to his inability to say the words to the spell properly.

[@TheRadioknight]

​@@catseye2260in a way that is not even suppose to be possible

[@justnoob8141]

⁠@@owenlindkvist5355apparently, he can flawlessly cast a spell but can’t speak for shit

[@woodster605]

Jake casually messing up every bit of advice he's ever gotten. The usual.

[@waldothewarfighter]

Dear members of Worst Premade Ever, After careful consideration, it is with regret that we inform you that your application to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has been denied. Your unique brand of magical ineptitude has been noted and, quite frankly, the school can't risk it. May you find success elsewhere (but definitely not in the magical world). Warm regards, The Hogwarts Admissions Committee

[@Rancor856]

the school cant risk it Are we sure were talking about the same Hogwarts as the books and movies? The school with a Cerberus that has been trained to eat anyone that comes into the room even if its a student, has a tournament that is extremely likely to kill you, has numerous magical beast that will maul or kill you wandering the grounds, and has a section of students that are likely to grow up into serial killers, doesn't do any background checks on their professors which has led to several dark wizards and serial killers becoming staff, that Hogwarts? I'm gonna be honest they would all fit right in. Also gonna be that pedantic asshole and say that no Hogwarts staff member controls which person is accepted into the school, its magical book that does it that can detect what kids have enough magic to be accepted.

[@jesseweber5318]

Bullshit Dumbledore routinely sent kids to life threatening areas as punishment. If anything they are proper instructors at the school

[@derokdeathaxe6984]

@@Rancor856 even without all those events, the punishment for sneaking out at night, is being sent in a forest called the FORBIDDEN FOREST where a bunch of man-eating creatures(like giant spiders and occasionally werewolves) live...may as well sent those kids to Azkaban

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

Cath would be devastated to receive this letter.

[@superiorrule34]

He would can not be named did less damage to the school in three years then you did in two hours.

[@Riggy1991]

2:05 if it's from Hel with one L then it should be weak to fire as Hel is the Norse underworld that is frozen over

[@Resi1ience]

Which is why the demon is so blue and icy, and definitely not enormous and red and pissing fire?

[@thunderlocus3]

Main commenter just "well actually".

[@broganoverholser6016]

I wanted to chat the same thing, but then I thought "Well acktually!"

[@Khazandar]

No that's Niflheim.

[@Riggy1991]

Helheim is completely frozen over, Niflheim is fog@@Khazandar

[@trollman1296]

Even Voldemort considers you all a threat to the magic

[@SparkShadow212]

They're more of a threat to themselves more than to magic itself.

[@dr.bright6272]

His most powerful Death Eaters, and the ones he fears the most

[@robowolfgaming8775]

6:48 Judging by the english, I legit thought that villager was Jake for a second (Sorry, Jake) 😅😂

[@KubinWielki]

A wizard is red, Another is blue, Yellow is dead, Magicka 2.

[@mrfuadzz]

Man, i miss this game, because the friendly fire of course 😂

[@ivanstayner8818]

Holy shit. This brings back nostalgic memories. Fun times, when life was easy, and you didn't have a care in the world.

[@umbrosia5202]

A surprising low amount of life and death beam explosions for such a chaotic group.

[@hermesl9884]

ngl a little bit disappointed

[@zenithmaiden2109]

I love how they did it on accident and had no idea wtf happened lol

[@Stargazeer]

And they blamed Jake despite it actually being Gabby and Ellis' fault

[@Ariou016]

Oh good god, this is one of those games on the same level of monopoly that REALLY tests friendship levels. In otherwords: This should be highly entertaining!

[@XProGamer117]

The randomly hitting the crystals and hoping for the correct pattern is the most relatable thing ever 🤣

[@marekw7562]

0:49 ... That chicken laugh made my day

[@brianhirleman7480]

"We need a MIGHTY group of Wizards" *WPE crew shows up, Ellis in a robe made of precious metals, Cath in a plastic bubble, Gabby with a beehive hat, Jake with his robes on backwards and a dunce cap, Alex in a gimp suit* "Together, they're the Wizards of Barlowland!" 😂😂😂

[@blastmole299]

4:27 I honestly don't know if Jonk actually forgot to combine the rock spell with healing or he's just trolling cause he's fully capable of doing both

[@jeremyprinzen5954]

Every time I hear Cath go 'AAAHHH!" as Jake yeets her into the black line of death just kills me

[@designationc6042]

The world should be forever grateful that people like these guys don’t have access to magic 😅

[@zenithmaiden2109]

What's funny is that's actually the lore. In magicka 1 it was set before the great wizard wars, when a looming threat shadowed the kingdom the wizards went forth to vanquish the threat but quickly proved to be a better threat than the actual BBEG. In magicka 2, the wars happened and wizards are all but gone...but the last few of them respond to a threat that causes them to band together, one last time...But...as it turns out that "threat" really just as easily could have spelled a new golden age for the world if it weren't for the wizards' intervention. It's hilarious lol

[@Matpit18]

Ellis: I’ve been farting non-stop for three days now Cath: First time?

[@Ex0du52169]

This game had some of the best trailers for the time. In fairness, Jonk had no chance at a game with "Learn to spell, again!" as it's tag-line.

[@TheMike-tz2hj]

Wish there was a testicular torsion spell tbh

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

If there isn’t then there’s always the old fashioned way.

[@zenithmaiden2109]

Creating rifts is pretty close, ngl

[@tijn_tdt_tijn]

Doesn’t even matter what game you guys play, they all crack me up. Love to you all!😂

[@chrissighful]

The ultimate april fools video you guys could ever make would be a video where you are all just wholesome and sweet to each other. (Which i do hope you are outside of your streams)

[@burgeal]

It could go either way. Some groups show affection with verbal abuse. A 100% wholesome video would be great for April though. Could they go 10 minutes without reverting to character to do one though?

[@smilygriffin1144]

I love that you can hear Jonk cover his mouth in shock and put his head in his hands as he realised he wasn't recording that whole time😂 it's alright mate, we all do shit like that😅

[@sinjull2256]

Seeing this makes me want to play Magicka 1 and 2 again...I need more friends!

[@Cloud-gh5qv]

"ITS KAROG OF HELL,WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU USE FIRE"😂😂😂

[@Quvl]

0:23 even the tutorial is more confusing than the combat

[@Ty-Dy]

4:00 that was such perfect timing on everyone's part and pretty much sums up the WPE experience 🤣

[@galaxysamuraiart8503]

Man I lost my [REDACTED] when the others said that even an [REDACTED] sock has a bigger iq than Jake.🤣🤣🤣

[@Arvidus89]

The Magicka games were made for the WPE-crew

[@RoseKindred]

"Are we ready to move onto the next section?" *Gets yeeted into the next country, forcefully!

[@scrawnyclownsnatch9656]

Casting Death on yourself is the equivalent of saying "F*ck me".

[@ChivalrousErik]

An upload of just the last ten second of that would have been hilarious and devastating. 10/10 keep up the good work.

[@matthewbrooks5470]

2:14 You must pleasure the weak point to defeat the Giant Enemy Crab!

[@BellaGrl02]

I’ve watched this 50 times and will continue to do so. This and the Sims are my favorite series. This video had me laughing the whole time 😂

[@dquinnster47]

Long live Ellis! King of the Bridge!

[@NoBreed1]

Alternative Title: Four Perfect Idiots Cosplaying as Wizard Jawas Leave No Survivors. Thanks for the lols!!! I need all that I can get these days! 😅🤣😂

[@rawhitewolf4038]

Great video, one of my all time favorite twin stick coop games that brings back the best memories and love to see WPE do it justice in all the right ways :). Right up there with Helldivers and Alienation

[@Choppytehbear1337]

I wonder if they found out what happens when you cross a life beam and a death beam. Also, beams of the same type can be combined with multiple people.

[@TheSentinelStone]

Yeah if you have a team that can combo off one another antipodal blasts as my friends and I used to call them can decimate most enemies and even take chunks out of bosses. Crossing the streams like it’s Ghostbusters with a four man team is really fun too.

[@CRUSH40RULES]

4:47 a rare moment of Ellis being an adorable man-child! 😆

[@davrowpot5585]

Lmao I remember that not having the recording done 1 hour and 20 minutes into the stream / game moment 😂 Half of me was laughing so hard and half of me was just really concerned "oh nooo what have they done!? Ellis will be PISSED!"

[@willclark7197]

I like to say that Jake not recording would be normal but it jonk and i love that this choas u guy's bering

[@skirishlad7095]

4:37 As an American I must ask - in what freaking state do they say "shay-men"?? Literally never heard it pronounced that way in the states in my life.

[@zidniafifamani2378]

It probably sounds like "shy-man".

[@Dantesomen]

4:28 the timing on that, i was wheezing

[@ovinnik.]

I've waited for 4- No, 5000 years for this!

[@DJ-un1sl]

6:55, oh no, cath's IBS is spreading!

[@ricaria]

I'm so glad that there are still people playing magicka. I love the game and its humor!

[@trollman1296]

The amount of friendly fire on this video is so high it makes their Rainbow Six Siege series looks tame

[@jokester3969]

Honestly, this seems about normal for Magicka. If you're not killing all your friends, it's because they're already dead.

[@zaccoppock1836]

I was literally playing skyrim and the phrase 'why would you use fire' matched up with the fact i got a shield with resist fire 😂😂

[@matthewhunter643]

All the things you expect from WPE, hilarity, friendly fire, and war crimes.

[@yoongtatchan4875]

This is peak WPE chaos. I think imma get this game

[@gloopin9748]

Man what a nightmare with incompetent wizards XD Hogwarts was worried on what the hell you guys are doing lol

[@mikkelnpetersen]

"JAKE" "Where did you end up?" "DEAD" Me: "That's normal"

[@jessediego4096]

Just going HAM on the AOE 🤣🤣🤣

[@LordRazer3]

2:32 this a favorite spell combo of mixing life and death as you can see the results are rather....violent. In the first game you could have a death augmented shield that would make you exploded if you tried to health through it

[@garek56]

7:36 OH MY GOD THEY LEEROY JENKINS'ED THEMSELVES

[@mattyice139]

I still have Magica 1 on my tablet. Timeless classic

[@JayHog1992]

Ellis: "No, YOU can't do anything without killing each other." Also Ellis: (Force pushes his team mates to their death and sometimes kill them.)

[@Taiki11]

6:04 Who's the biggest pain in the arse? 😂 at the end didn't record 😂

[@Hoologramek]

Certified Magicka gameplay, sincerely, veteran of both parts

[@BlueLeprechaun15]

5:31 so true

[@Takoala]

02:31 "Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds"

[@123maof]

Im glad yall played this chaotic ass game. Fits u well

[@ItsameOPTIMUSPRIME]

Lol just trigger all the enemies. 🤣

[@raindeer9787]

4:42 NO WE SAY SHAH-MAN TOO WTH 😭😭😭😭

[@Akanashi01]

Ellis: Thats what you get to not pay attenion 5 seconds after everyone takes the karma from cath

[@mikeoxlong1664]

2:20 brings me back to the days of your Skyrim vids

[@arisperwinanya9641]

Y'all made me wanna play again and I found out it's buried in my Steam Library. I'm gonna get involved with the craziness that is this. Thank you!

[@marciliojunior9599]

Love the jake roasting sections

[@13luecatalyst33]

Everyone: *Kills Jonk and a few others* "Oh hahaha so much fun!" Jonk: *Gets the upper hand and does the same thing* "Omg yours so annoyiiiiiiiiiing"

[@BigDaddyBean]

Ellis: getting frustrated Jake: BURN ALL LIVING THINGS Ellis: ded Cath: just cath Gabby: hateing jake more and more And thats the definition of friendship!

[@minikilla3568]

Dude playing this with your 2 other brothers is the perfect recipe for chaos

[@GZxuanChannel-nx9vi]

When Dungeon and Dragons + Harry Potter + Medieval Era Get Extremely Wheezy😂😂

[@LukeBarnesMNSO]

Lmfao not one American I know says "Shae-man" 😂😂😂

[@firstmatesassy5500]

I would die for a full, fart based parody of Don't Stop til' You Get Enough.

[@MrErtwer]

The trailer for this is essentially these guys in real magicka life.

[@ethanhinkle683]

You guys are always showing games I've never heard of. My steam library keeps getting bigger.

[@russmorrow1428]

The four stooges of gaming. My day has got better indefinitely.

[@JohnnyFerno]

I saw the title and the thumbnail and I audibly went "Oh no!"

[@insanity9329]

Wish they used more Life+Death combinations. The damage is ridiculous and TPK is so hilarious~😂

[@jjOnceAgain]

Y'all are literally the Shadow Wizard Money Gang

[@commander5028]

Jake not finding out he didn’t hit record when they were streaming until 1 hour and 20 minutes in is the most “Jonk” thing he’s ever done

[@picklepaddy]

What is amazing is that this group pulled off a successful "Leroy Jenkins" . Impressive.

[@Zyaire286]

2:23 - THIS. IS. SPARTA!

[@suborbitalprocess]

6:22 "Does Jonk have the IQ of a sock or a f*****g sock? Discuss."

[@kyriosv]

Metaxas used to be a greek politiian,the one who opposed to Italian invasion in 2ww.Nice video guys

[@ZgermanGuy.]

WPE casually commiting war crimes

[@prismatixthehumanperson6184]

Rage and friendly fire, the WPE special.

[@andrejpokorny2565]

Would love to see more of this :D

[@deltadrag00n19]

Magicka is a game to play with friends when you don't want to get anything done and want to kill each other a billion times in an hour great for a laugh

[@slimetunes]

dude i feel that... "Oh my god, i'm not recording" over an hour into the stream.

[@SarahJRivera]

"Americans say shay-man" *blinks* ... Today I learned that apparently I'm not American? Lol 😂

[@forgenorman3025]

Watching y'all flail around in Vintage Story would be so funny! It's like Minecraft for grownups!

[@Brainflayer]

Most karmic end to the journey, Jonk forgot the camera

[@LPJack02]

IQ of a sock made me die laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@hatgamrr]

You guys are too good for that old place